Speaker 1: Do you know what's cool about the podcast, you guys
Speaker 1: is people would be listening from all over the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's at them.
Speaker 3: So we need to do like Ola or Good.
Speaker 4: Eye in Australia.
Speaker 3: I was gonna go guten To. I don't know if
Speaker 3: I know. On Chaos that's goodbye.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think it's a toola.
Speaker 5: Starting the show a little bit different this morning. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna hand out a paper to my co hosts. It
Speaker 5: has seven different types of coffees that you can consume
Speaker 5: on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you guys need.
Speaker 5: To look at the list right now and pick the
Speaker 5: one coffee that you're most likely to order. We're doing
Speaker 5: this because a behavioral expert came out and said you
Speaker 5: could tell a lot about a person based on the
Speaker 5: type of coffee that they like to drink.
Speaker 3: Is it bad? I already know what you all are
Speaker 3: gonna pick.
Speaker 5: Really, let's see if you're right, Alexis. We're gonna start
Speaker 5: with you, which coffee would you drink?
Speaker 3: Iced coffee?
Speaker 2: Iced coffee?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 5: So iced coffee drinkers. According to the behavior expert says,
Speaker 5: if it's a hot day, you probably just want to
Speaker 5: cool down, But if you like it in the winter.
Speaker 5: You're a misfit who likes to go against the grain.
Speaker 3: As I'm crazy all right.
Speaker 2: Maybe not the most accredited behavioral expert that put this
Speaker 2: list together, but Brook, what's your coffee order?
Speaker 3: Latte?
Speaker 2: You're okay? You're a latte.
Speaker 5: Latte drinker says you like to keep things simple and
Speaker 5: probably aren't that adventurous. Oh your mild mannered, agreeable and
Speaker 5: happy to just go with the flow.
Speaker 4: Okay, if there is a flow flowing, Brook will stop
Speaker 4: it and be like, he's not wrong.
Speaker 2: He did not go to an accredited for your college.
Speaker 2: This person was Jose.
Speaker 5: I know you drank twenty cups of cheap break from
Speaker 5: coffee every morning, but if you had a choice from
Speaker 5: this list, what are you getting?
Speaker 4: Okay? Well, I drink black coffee every day.
Speaker 2: I get a stick with that even when I go
Speaker 2: to this black coffee drinkers.
Speaker 5: According to this behavior expert says, you're focused, determined, and
Speaker 5: self sufficient, but you also tend to be so elfish
Speaker 5: at times. Otherwise, this person was on drugs when they
Speaker 5: did this entire thing.
Speaker 4: Self destructive. I'm the opposite of that.
Speaker 3: Where are the opposite of all of those about you?
Speaker 5: I'm a cappuccino boy. You're the cappuccino people. They say
Speaker 5: you're probably more fun than a latte drinker. You're open
Speaker 5: minded and not afraid to try new things, even in
Speaker 5: highway restrooms, are you?
Speaker 3: That's what it says.
Speaker 2: He what's up?
Speaker 3: You know it's only in highway restrooms.
Speaker 2: I learned a little bit about ourselves.
Speaker 3: Not really, some of it.
Speaker 2: Was pretty accurate.
Speaker 5: I think, alright, well, let's just move on to the
Speaker 5: shack Helvic question of the day, because we no, I
Speaker 5: don't see the bucket in studio again.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to send it over to Digital Jake
Speaker 2: and let them do stuff to us.
Speaker 6: Jake, go ahead, put your crocs in sport mode and
Speaker 6: moisturize your haunches because it's National Walking Day.
Speaker 3: Trying to figure out what a haunch was.
Speaker 6: That's right, We'll be talking about the world's favorite form
Speaker 6: of exercise for people over the age of seventy and
Speaker 6: under the age of seven.
Speaker 2: Okay, And he went up for a quick mallwalk after
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 3: My grandmother loved malwalking, And.
Speaker 6: Because it's National Walking Day, we're going to celebrate it
Speaker 6: by doing a fun but slower than a run one
Speaker 6: and done shot collar question the rhymes. Each of you
Speaker 6: will receive a trivia question about walking, and if you
Speaker 6: get it right, you're safe. And if you get it wrong,
Speaker 6: I will take your car keys and you will have
Speaker 6: to walk to Brooks House across the broken bridge to
Speaker 6: retrieve them.
Speaker 3: Oh you said to swim part of it.
Speaker 6: We're going to start with the person who learned to
Speaker 6: walk most recently, alexis Okay. Experts say that the average
Speaker 6: walker gets up to three point one miles per hour,
Speaker 6: but if you can walk to the rhythm of what
Speaker 6: Taylor swift song, you can reach speeds of five miles
Speaker 6: per hour.
Speaker 2: On this one house or Taylor's swift knowledge pretty good.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1: First of that comes my head is a like we
Speaker 1: are never ever ever getting back together.
Speaker 7: That kind of.
Speaker 8: Ever.
Speaker 3: The main part, the fast.
Speaker 4: One that's say to yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I was thinking shake it off.
Speaker 5: I was thinking tear drops on my guitar, because like
Speaker 5: you're walking basically running through the tears.
Speaker 3: I still think shake it off the fastest I'm going
Speaker 3: to go with that.
Speaker 6: You walk it five miles per hour, You're probably walking
Speaker 6: to the beat of shake it Off.
Speaker 2: You're welcome Jose big swift the only one I know. Brook.
Speaker 2: I've seen you dance, and you're no stranger to weird movement.
Speaker 6: So here's You burn seventy eight percent more calories by
Speaker 6: walking this way rather than straightforward. What is it?
Speaker 2: Oh, hello, Brooke Crab walk.
Speaker 1: In a grapevine my way.
Speaker 3: So I'll say my aunt was a power walker.
Speaker 2: You know, stick your hips out back and.
Speaker 1: Forth with your That's yeah.
Speaker 3: And it's hard. I mean, that's the only thing I
Speaker 3: can think of is.
Speaker 2: Or walking through the snow or sand or water.
Speaker 1: But I don't think he was saying through something. He
Speaker 1: was saying a way that you walk, and so I'm
Speaker 1: going to go power walking.
Speaker 6: You burn seventy eight percent more calories walking sideways because
Speaker 6: your body is unfamiliar with this movement has to work
Speaker 6: harder to move later.
Speaker 3: A little over.
Speaker 1: Oh when you see me walking sideways all over the office, Jose,
Speaker 1: I know you might be out of breath just from
Speaker 1: hearing about so much walking.
Speaker 2: But stay with you. I don't wrong.
Speaker 6: In the nineteen seventies, sixty six percent of people walks
Speaker 6: to get to this place, and today only thirteen percent
Speaker 6: of people do it.
Speaker 2: Where is it my.
Speaker 4: First instinct would be like the store.
Speaker 3: That was my thought too as a grocery store.
Speaker 4: Because there are so many everywhere now you don't have to.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, I have an idea. What about to school?
Speaker 1: Because there's this whole campaign literally at my kids elementary
Speaker 1: school that it's like, hey, you can let your kids
Speaker 1: walk to school. It's fine, They're gonna be good. Did
Speaker 1: it forever?
Speaker 3: They need the independence.
Speaker 2: And that was maybe before the.
Speaker 4: School bus systems were so widely except.
Speaker 3: It since helicopter parents weren't as bad back.
Speaker 4: You know what, every parent has their I used to walk,
Speaker 4: blah blah blah, I'm going to go to school. I
Speaker 4: think I'm going to go to school.
Speaker 3: Go to school.
Speaker 4: I never did, never will, Jake walk to school.
Speaker 6: In the nineteen seventy, sixty six percent of people walk
Speaker 6: to get to this place, and today only thirteen percent
Speaker 6: of people do it. I'm talking about school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you well done.
Speaker 6: Let's go, sweet sweet ambulatory Jeffrey. Here's your question means
Speaker 6: related to walk in Yeah?
Speaker 7: Maybe?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 6: Please rank these countries from most to least average steps
Speaker 6: taken per day. Your countries are Japan, India, and Australia.
Speaker 6: Please rank them most to least average steps per day.
Speaker 3: Oh God, I think you go India for the top.
Speaker 8: Why. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just like I'm picturing a video of like a
Speaker 1: busy street in India, and while there are a lot
Speaker 1: of cars, there's so much traffic that there's tons of
Speaker 1: people walking, and.
Speaker 4: There's so many rickshaws in India because so many people walk.
Speaker 5: Japan is a really small country with lots of people in.
Speaker 3: It and tons of public transportation.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they have trains and all sorts of stuff all
Speaker 5: the time. They're probably the least.
Speaker 3: See I would go Australia the least.
Speaker 5: It's and it's like hot and dangerous there. There's like
Speaker 5: snakes everywhere, so you don't want to walk. It's like
Speaker 5: safe to walk no matter where you walk, get eaten
Speaker 5: by anything, even another Australian.
Speaker 3: Okay, where are you going? What are you doing?
Speaker 5: Not really confident about this, but I'm gonna go with
Speaker 5: Japan first, India second, Australia third.
Speaker 6: The most steps taken on an average day, based on
Speaker 6: the three countries I gave you, number one was.
Speaker 2: Australia, sorry, Jeff, number two at.
Speaker 6: Seven point one thousand, and India was number three, with
Speaker 6: four point two thousand. Sorry, Budgy three times, I literally
Speaker 6: have to do that.
Speaker 3: No, that's okay.
Speaker 2: I deserve that. I should feel bad about myself for that.
Speaker 5: So I'm going to get shocked along with Brooke and
Speaker 5: we're both gonna sing I'm gonna be by the Proclaimers.
Speaker 3: Get it. It's a walking thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Bye would walk five hundred miles and Bye
Speaker 2: would walk five hundred just the man who walked.
Speaker 9: A thousand miles a phone.
Speaker 2: That's your shot collar question of the.
Speaker 8: Day, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Laser Stories is coming up in just a few minutes.
Speaker 5: But first, if you haven't heard, you can make a
Speaker 5: lot of money right now with two simple steps. Number one,
Speaker 5: make an imaginary character real and number two.
Speaker 4: Shoot.
Speaker 3: I don't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 5: I say that because Oklahoma is now offering a two
Speaker 5: point one million dollar bounty on anyone who can hunt
Speaker 5: down Bigfoot.
Speaker 3: God, and they don't want to capture it, they want
Speaker 3: to shoot.
Speaker 5: It, hunt it down. This is really happening, the whole thing.
Speaker 5: It's a tourism play. They're hoping it brings more visitors
Speaker 5: to the state to go on hunts for sash squatch.
Speaker 1: It just sounds like it's gonna get other hunters shot,
Speaker 1: is what it sounds like most likely.
Speaker 5: Plus, they're gonna be selling bigfoot hunting licenses for twenty
Speaker 5: five dollars a.
Speaker 3: Day, all right, a day. You know what if those
Speaker 3: suckers want to pay for those charge the more.
Speaker 5: Exactly, God, a man there you go. That's what you're
Speaker 5: looking for. Giant ape with a man's face.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a hairy person.
Speaker 5: They're going to be doing a big promotional push with
Speaker 5: license plates, decals and quote bigfoot checkout stations.
Speaker 3: This is not where you're gonna hunt down bigfoot. Where's
Speaker 3: bigfoot even gonna hide? And you've been to Oklahoma, there
Speaker 3: is nowhere to hide.
Speaker 5: That requires too much thinking, Brooks, You're thinking too hard
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 2: You just have to go out there and act, stick.
Speaker 3: Your arm in a hole and catch a catfish or something. Okay.
Speaker 5: They're also gonna be selling bigfoot maps to show visitors
Speaker 5: the most likely places where you'll spot a bigfoot.
Speaker 3: No, I'm telling you he's not there.
Speaker 5: All the money will be used to maintain the state's lakes,
Speaker 5: parks and roadways, which apparently are in terrible condition right
Speaker 5: now because Bigfoot keeps ruining them all.
Speaker 3: Ah, that's the problem.
Speaker 4: I imagine the hospital on the map and you get
Speaker 4: there and it's just like a gift shop.
Speaker 9: Yeah here, but you muscle spend some money.
Speaker 3: That is Oklahoma. Right there.
Speaker 5: You're gonna hear more genius ideas executed to perfection coming
Speaker 5: up in a brand new Laser Stories right after this.
Speaker 5: It's the video segment that came up with a cool
Speaker 5: life hack for parents. If you ever run out of
Speaker 5: baby powder, just use leftover cheeto dust on your kid's bottom.
Speaker 2: Town You'll be good to go.
Speaker 4: Bork would never WASTECHEETO.
Speaker 3: You money, little orange bottom Qutie.
Speaker 5: It's an extra salty edition of Laser Stories. The segmentary
Speaker 5: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone
Speaker 5: else does, except we have a laser as other diaper
Speaker 5: dingoes just don't. This first Laser story is out of Portland.
Speaker 5: Thirty year old Jeffrey z Olenski broke into a parking
Speaker 5: structure the other day, found himself in the driver's seat
Speaker 5: of an eighty thousand dollars forklift.
Speaker 4: I didn't see that going.
Speaker 3: I would have gone with a Tesla or something but
Speaker 3: okay man.
Speaker 2: He then thought I should turn it on.
Speaker 5: Oh and next thing you know, he drove it straight
Speaker 5: through the fencing and a steel chain enclosure to make
Speaker 5: his get away, right through downtown.
Speaker 4: It's just downtown Portland a forklif.
Speaker 3: And nobody notices. Is that? What's happening now? They're like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is normal?
Speaker 2: Wouldness to say?
Speaker 5: At first they thought he was just there to do
Speaker 5: construction till they saw the forkliff drive off a curb
Speaker 5: and begin chasing pedestrians while Jeffrey was laughing maniacally. At
Speaker 5: one point, people heard Jeffrey yell I literally stole this
Speaker 5: okay buddy, over and over and over while smiling ear
Speaker 5: to ear.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 3: I don't know it should make me happy.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 2: It's a great visual.
Speaker 5: Police were able to quickly catch up to the large
Speaker 5: orange forkliff and stopped him as he turned onto a
Speaker 5: one way street. He then gave the officer an expired
Speaker 5: driver's license and casually mentioned there might be a federal
Speaker 5: warrant for his arrest, not even a.
Speaker 4: Local warrants by the way, before he's get too shocked.
Speaker 5: He was charged with burglary theft, reckless driving and criminal
Speaker 5: mischief A.
Speaker 2: Lot of fun. This next laser story is out of
Speaker 2: Las Vegas.
Speaker 5: I know all you vapors are sneaking into airport bathrooms
Speaker 5: to take a puff, but this is a little more
Speaker 5: egregious because a guy got arrested at the Las Vegas
Speaker 5: Airport the other night for smoking meth inside one of
Speaker 5: the terminals.
Speaker 1: Okay, buddy, I mean that's gonna be quite a flight.
Speaker 5: Well, even worse, it wasn't in a concealed area. He
Speaker 5: pulled out a pipe in the food court and started
Speaker 5: going to town. Families all around couldn't believe what was happening.
Speaker 5: Someone thankfully reported it. It turns out the guy's name
Speaker 5: is Stephen Laster, and he was also wanted for violating
Speaker 5: his probation from a battery charge he picked.
Speaker 3: Up last year close to a vacation.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he resisted when cops tried to cuff him, but
Speaker 5: they eventually got him in custody, and according to a
Speaker 5: food court in employee, he'd been hanging out at the
Speaker 5: airport since at least the previous day.
Speaker 4: What he's just been living at the airport okays.
Speaker 5: Not clear if he was a passenger or snuck into
Speaker 5: the terminal somehow, But it begs the question did he
Speaker 5: turn to meth because he had twenty four hours of
Speaker 5: airport food?
Speaker 2: Is that the gateway drug?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I've been stuck at the airport for
Speaker 1: a long time, and you do some pretty crazy things.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Let's go to your next lazer story.
Speaker 5: Out of food news, see pop Tarts wants to make
Speaker 5: you feel all warm and fuzzy with both its brand
Speaker 5: new flavor and some actual merch to match.
Speaker 3: Oh give it to me.
Speaker 4: Interesting.
Speaker 5: I say that because just the other day, pop Tarts
Speaker 5: announced its latest flavor, frosted Banana Bread pop.
Speaker 2: Tarts Taste Are You Serious, which its website describes as
Speaker 2: a quote great balance of banana flavor and spices to
Speaker 2: mimic the flavor of banana bread.
Speaker 3: You think that they could maybe just throw some real
Speaker 3: bananas in there.
Speaker 4: I don't know, like a social.
Speaker 5: Zero actual bananas anywhere near it, just like all their fillings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it reminds me of like the banana laffy taffy
Speaker 1: tastes like that.
Speaker 5: And the new flavors expected to hit stores later this
Speaker 5: month and will be available nationwide. But honestly, that's not
Speaker 5: the most exciting part of the announcement. What's that that
Speaker 5: belongs to its limited edition pop tartigan sweater.
Speaker 4: God, it's amazing.
Speaker 5: Created by a famous crochet artisan, and the pattern was
Speaker 5: inspired by puff tarts, well known rectangular shape in those
Speaker 5: crispy brown colors.
Speaker 2: It's beloved for post toast. It looks like if you said,
Speaker 2: you can't.
Speaker 5: See, the sweater looks like basically sixty pop tarts all
Speaker 5: sewn together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a patchwork of crocheted pop tarts, and
Speaker 1: some of them have sprinkles or pink iced or the
Speaker 1: blue iced with or the purple iced with the blue streak.
Speaker 5: Each sweater will also come with a box of the
Speaker 5: frosted banana bread pop tarts as a little treat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, banana bread's kind of Grandma style the crocheted Yeah.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 5: The website shows super hot models wearing the pop Tarts
Speaker 5: sweaters and eating banana bread pop.
Speaker 4: Tarts, and it's like ugly, It's so ugly, it's cute.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why they have to get super hot people
Speaker 3: to wear it.
Speaker 5: That happens in real life, right, hot models eating pop tarts?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they lick them. I think.
Speaker 5: This next slaze of stories out of the lifestyles of
Speaker 5: the rich and famous. Some people love to show off
Speaker 5: their wealth, but others are more subtle about it. And
Speaker 5: I say that because there's a thread online where people
Speaker 5: are talking about the non obvious signs that someone is.
Speaker 2: Secretly super rich. Here's the top five ways.
Speaker 5: Number five wearing very nice clothing without any brand identification.
Speaker 2: You don't have like.
Speaker 3: Gucci spell I screaming brand is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you got your Gucci sunglasses with your Gucci
Speaker 5: hat and your Gucci slides on full display, it's a hint.
Speaker 3: You're not very good or you just through ten need
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 5: Number four Casually having expensive hobbies.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, is it?
Speaker 8: That?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Literally, if you know someone who's always golfing or sailing
Speaker 5: or skiing, you.
Speaker 3: Like or an English style, yes, equestrian.
Speaker 1: I was talking to the owner of our company at
Speaker 1: one point and she casually mentioned when she was in
Speaker 1: flight school.
Speaker 3: And she did the acrobatic classes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I know. Someone applies for fun and she also.
Speaker 3: Played teeth all growing up.
Speaker 5: Number three way you can tell if someone secretly rich
Speaker 5: is when they're being very selective in those that they
Speaker 5: choose to be friends with for quote various legal reasons.
Speaker 3: People in the inner circle.
Speaker 2: I was like, everyone should be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm way too friendly. Apparently.
Speaker 2: Number two is teeth.
Speaker 5: You can tell when someone's gone to the dentist or
Speaker 5: orthodontists multiple times.
Speaker 2: A year for their entire life, and that is really.
Speaker 3: A expensive Yeah, they're either that or a news anchor,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 5: And finally, the number one way you can tell if
Speaker 5: someone is rich on the d L is their couch.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What I didn't see that coming.
Speaker 5: Expensive couches cost a lot of money. And the extra
Speaker 5: bonus to see if they're rich is that the couch
Speaker 5: doesn't touch the wall.
Speaker 1: The couches, well, they have enough space to do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I didn't even mention.
Speaker 5: Many secret rich people have huge shoe collections too.
Speaker 3: This is a good way.
Speaker 2: And this guy doesn't like to brag, but he's all
Speaker 2: about eight figures. Did I say figures, I meant fingers.
Speaker 2: He uses eight fingers.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were going to go size eight
Speaker 1: shoes something.
Speaker 5: That's how you know. Laser Stories has come to an
Speaker 5: end for the day. We'll do it again the same
Speaker 5: time on Monday.
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Sometimes I look back at the things that I posted online,
Speaker 5: like a year ago, and I'm like, oh god, what
Speaker 5: the hell.
Speaker 3: Was I You're cringing from only a year ago?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And then I look back at the stuff
Speaker 2: I posted five years ago and I'm.
Speaker 5: Like, oh no, this is the most embarrassing thing ever.
Speaker 2: And then I look back at what I posted ten
Speaker 2: years ago and I think, damn, I was actually pretty
Speaker 2: cool back then, Like what happened.
Speaker 3: Downhill?
Speaker 2: Yeah? How did it get so much worse from ten
Speaker 2: years ago? But like before you could drink? You were
Speaker 2: cool right before I joined this show.
Speaker 4: And then I was like, oh god, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Actually, a woman on TikTok who's going viral today because
Speaker 2: she looked back at the desperate thing she posted a
Speaker 2: couple of years back trying to get her ex boyfriend
Speaker 2: to notice her again. Oh no, it's easily.
Speaker 5: One of the cringiest things that you've ever seen, especially
Speaker 5: because it cost her thousands of dollars to do. We're
Speaker 5: gonna tell you what happened coming up right after this.
Speaker 5: Some people can end relationship on good terms and just
Speaker 5: move on with their lives.
Speaker 4: They can't. What's moving one.
Speaker 5: Then there's the joss of the world who aren't able
Speaker 5: to move on quite so quickly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm still hoping my is listening right now.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's only a decade, but it's fine.
Speaker 2: It's give them a break, Brooks.
Speaker 5: But what do you do if you're that time who's
Speaker 5: still thinking a lot about that past relationship, wondering is
Speaker 5: there maybe.
Speaker 2: Still a chance there?
Speaker 4: I mean, even though she's married, now, could she still.
Speaker 2: What can you do to regain your ex's attention?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, one woman on TikTok is going viral today for
Speaker 5: her interesting idea.
Speaker 3: Okay, usually people say that when they're not good ideas.
Speaker 2: Her handle on TikTok is at die Chaklin Okay.
Speaker 5: I think I'm pronouncing that right. I'm just gonna say.
Speaker 5: And her video got more than two million views. It's
Speaker 5: titled remembering the time I taked my own wedding and
Speaker 5: had a professional photo shoot so he would reach out.
Speaker 3: This is brilliant joke. This is a joke, like she's
Speaker 3: exaggerating or something.
Speaker 2: It's not a joke.
Speaker 5: She actually has a picture montage that she posted of
Speaker 5: all the wedding photos that she took that day.
Speaker 2: Wearing a beautiful.
Speaker 5: White dress, looking lovingly into a man's eyes who turns
Speaker 5: out to be a model that she hired to poses.
Speaker 1: This is so much money, you guys, not worth it?
Speaker 5: You have to There's all these pictures of them, like
Speaker 5: cutting a three tier wedding cake, having their first look,
Speaker 5: and there's even one with her and a horse in
Speaker 5: the bridle gown.
Speaker 8: Horses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, you know, I guess she went to
Speaker 2: a farm for the wedding. So what's the idea?
Speaker 1: I mean, alexis if you did this, Like I feel
Speaker 1: like guys like girls that are taken, you know, it
Speaker 1: just that when they want you.
Speaker 5: Well, obviously the thinking is the X will see it
Speaker 5: and be like, oh no, like she looks so beautiful
Speaker 5: and now she's with somebody else, Like I shouldn't have
Speaker 5: let her get away.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, just saying like maybe an
Speaker 1: engagement photo shoot would be better because then you're at
Speaker 1: least you're not.
Speaker 3: She's married to this man. Okay.
Speaker 5: So that post went viral, got thousands of cons from
Speaker 5: people asking lots of questions like why would your ex
Speaker 5: reach out to you on your wedding.
Speaker 1: Day unless he's psycho congrats, I'm glad you finally.
Speaker 2: Found the one.
Speaker 3: He sends you a wedding gift. Yeah, I didn't want
Speaker 3: to toast her.
Speaker 4: Like wait a minute, person.
Speaker 5: Another person was like, what were you even gonna say
Speaker 5: if he contacted you?
Speaker 2: Like, how would you explain the divorce.
Speaker 3: The engagement shot?
Speaker 5: But some commentarys were actually on board with this idea,
Speaker 5: like this girl who said, got me feeling good right
Speaker 5: now because I know there's crazier women out there than me.
Speaker 2: But I think the real question here is did her
Speaker 2: plan work?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well she updated her video a little later
Speaker 5: with the caption. Worst part is he watched my story
Speaker 5: and still didn't reach out, just because you spent all
Speaker 5: that money and all that time you hired that guy
Speaker 5: and then nothing, not.
Speaker 2: Even a heart or I feel that you're like refreshing
Speaker 2: your story to see if they've seen it yet.
Speaker 3: Because all he's thinking is like, I feel bad for
Speaker 3: that guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah you ever married.
Speaker 5: It's a pretty desperate move to get someone's attention. But
Speaker 5: I'll say this, it's not the cringiest jab Because a
Speaker 5: recent pole asked people to share the cringiest thing they
Speaker 5: ever did to get their crush to notice them. Oh
Speaker 5: Yeah's got a lot of people responding to that, like
Speaker 5: this woman who said, my childhood crush was a kid
Speaker 5: who lived down the block from my house. So one
Speaker 5: day toll his dog from his yard, and then I
Speaker 5: went around to his front door to return it and
Speaker 5: try and get to talk to him.
Speaker 3: I found your dog.
Speaker 4: Somehow I stole a family member.
Speaker 2: He said he saw me take it.
Speaker 3: He's just watching.
Speaker 2: He didn't try to stop her.
Speaker 1: He was just like, that's how little he wanted to
Speaker 1: talk to her.
Speaker 2: Another person said, in middle school, I picked flowers one
Speaker 2: day and put them into her locker.
Speaker 8: That's really cute.
Speaker 5: I didn't even leave a note or a name or anything,
Speaker 5: just the flowers.
Speaker 2: I even denied it when she came and asked if
Speaker 2: they were mine.
Speaker 4: That's a little yeah, stupid. I'm uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: I didn't do it.
Speaker 5: Another person said, when I was fourteen, I bought a
Speaker 5: u ur L and made a fake website for a
Speaker 5: fake movie to prove to a girl that I was
Speaker 5: starring in a film.
Speaker 2: She still didn't believe.
Speaker 4: You were.
Speaker 3: Did you know the movie poster just he did it
Speaker 3: in paint.
Speaker 5: Or something like photoshop, like Tom Cruise onto we're co stars.
Speaker 4: This is the movie covered.
Speaker 5: And finally someone said, I really liked a boy in
Speaker 5: seventh grade. Every day I would buy a gatorade and
Speaker 5: pretend I couldn't open it and ask.
Speaker 2: Him to do it. Foreign really cute. But one day
Speaker 2: I did open it, and I panicked. I tried to
Speaker 2: close it again as tight as I could and give
Speaker 2: it to him to open it for me.
Speaker 6: He broke the seal.
Speaker 2: He called out how easy it was to open and
Speaker 2: looked like it had already been opened.
Speaker 5: I wanted to climb underneath the bleachers and die, but
Speaker 5: texted into seven eight five nine to tell us the
Speaker 5: cringiest thing that you ever did to try and get
Speaker 5: somebody's attention.
Speaker 2: We got your phone tap coming up.
Speaker 8: Next Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: When two people have a kid, and Brooke knows this,
Speaker 5: you gotta communicate with each other as parents to be
Speaker 5: on the same page.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, and today kids will take over, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, today we call a lady who's furious at
Speaker 5: her husband because he found a flyer on some random
Speaker 5: telephone poll that said piano lessons. He didn't think, he
Speaker 5: didn't ask any permission, He just signed their daughter up
Speaker 5: and shelled out four hundred bucks to do. Now, at
Speaker 5: least that's what he told his wife he did. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so obviously she freaked out and emailed the instructor and
Speaker 5: she's finally going to get her questions answered.
Speaker 2: Yes, or will she because it is a phone tap
Speaker 2: after all, we're doing it right now on the twenties.
Speaker 10: He Hi, is this Jamie, I'm speaking.
Speaker 2: This is Peter Penist.
Speaker 4: I'm scheduled to teach your daughter Addison a little beginner
Speaker 4: piano on Thursday.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you emailed me, remember.
Speaker 11: Yes, my husband just I guess you saw your you
Speaker 11: kind of flyer up on a street sign or something.
Speaker 4: And that's me all over the city.
Speaker 11: He just he didn't check with me first, and he
Speaker 11: should have, and so I just had some questions.
Speaker 4: Go ahead and shoot whatever questions you have. Peter Penis
Speaker 4: will answer for you.
Speaker 11: Okay, thank you. So I'd like to know a little
Speaker 11: bit about your background.
Speaker 10: Are you class?
Speaker 12: Wait a minute, excuse me, hold on, I just need
Speaker 12: to excuse me, sir, Peter.
Speaker 2: What I just need to finish this bar?
Speaker 13: No no, no, no, no no no no.
Speaker 11: Are you teaching someone right now?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Listen, no, I'm actually hold on. Sorry, do you get
Speaker 4: distracted easily?
Speaker 11: No, you get distracted. This is distracting.
Speaker 10: Listen.
Speaker 4: I a nice okay, sorry. As an artist, it's always
Speaker 4: playing in my head. I just had to get it out.
Speaker 4: Let the music flow through me, right through my fingers.
Speaker 10: Listen.
Speaker 11: I would appreciate it if you don't do that again.
Speaker 11: Let's just have a very quick conversation. I let me
Speaker 11: just ask the questions and then you can answer, and
Speaker 11: then that's it.
Speaker 4: Okay, you you have my complete attention, my apologies, thank you.
Speaker 11: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. I'm
Speaker 11: being serious right now. This isn't funny.
Speaker 4: I'm not playing then, Okay, I am, but hold on,
Speaker 4: I'm almost done.
Speaker 11: Oh my god.
Speaker 12: I'm sorry to reb you.
Speaker 4: But do you hear how fast my fingers are moving
Speaker 4: and I'm talking?
Speaker 11: That's fine. I really want to know about you. Are
Speaker 11: you classically trained? I want to know about your background,
Speaker 11: how long you've studied?
Speaker 4: Nothing's as classic as chopsticks. Did that answer your question?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 8: It does it.
Speaker 4: I didn't hear any applause or you know, you know
Speaker 4: that's very typical in an orchestra or a symphonido applause
Speaker 4: for performance.
Speaker 12: You expect me to applaud you when you've interrupted our
Speaker 12: conversation with while I.
Speaker 4: Was playing a perfect rendition of Chopsticks. I mean, your
Speaker 4: daughter's in great hands, or I guess you could say
Speaker 4: great fingers.
Speaker 2: Right now, that's a piano joke from a professional penist.
Speaker 11: That was rude.
Speaker 12: It was inconsiderate, and I never want to hear that
Speaker 12: song again.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I definitely no more Chopsticks. I agree you're
Speaker 4: probably looking for something more contemporary.
Speaker 2: How's this?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 10: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: No, hot shell ray way better than chopsticks. Man, this
Speaker 4: takes me back to community college when I used to
Speaker 4: play the keyboard in the parking lot for spare change
Speaker 4: pop Right now, first time I got an STD actually
Speaker 4: many sins, but thankfully all curable.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 12: I would hang up on you, but my husband already
Speaker 12: paid you, So let's just figure this out.
Speaker 4: Ooh, no re funds, sorry, no refunds. Never refund Oh
Speaker 4: my god, that's part of the song.
Speaker 10: You are an idiot.
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on?
Speaker 4: Did you want to request something else? Is that's the problem.
Speaker 2: I wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 11: My God's not gonna study with you.
Speaker 4: No, she's not because I'm a radio personality. This is
Speaker 4: a prank phone.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 11: I get it. Your you're multi challenged. No, I get it.
Speaker 4: No, I'm Jose for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 4: in the Morning, and you're on the show show right now.
Speaker 11: Hey, are you serious?
Speaker 4: I was playing a recording the whole time. I'm not
Speaker 4: even buying a piano. I'm in the studio. Your husband
Speaker 4: set you up.
Speaker 11: You had me so ups.
Speaker 4: Hey, you sound a little uptight, okay, Jamie, And I
Speaker 4: know the solution to that. Peter Penis on the piano. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's how you get.
Speaker 2: Up to smile.
Speaker 4: Here's the raffle dabble. Sounds like you are. You're just
Speaker 4: jealous because I'm better, I know. Okay, fine, I'll go
Speaker 4: back to chopsticks from now on.
Speaker 2: How's that? No?
Speaker 11: No, I never want to hear chopsticks again for the
Speaker 11: rest of my life.
Speaker 8: Wake up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 8: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: At this point, I'm used to getting blamed for other
Speaker 5: people's problems.
Speaker 2: Oh you are, like jeff it's your fault. Our show
Speaker 2: is number one.
Speaker 4: Right now, you must feel so bad.
Speaker 2: Jeff, you made me laugh so hard I wet myself
Speaker 2: in my tesla.
Speaker 3: Oh not the tesla.
Speaker 2: Jeff, you're so handsome. I only think of you when
Speaker 2: I make love to my wife.
Speaker 4: He wow, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Dad, but you're making this Father's Day phone call really all.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest. I don't feel bad about it,
Speaker 2: don't feel any remorse, but I do think everyone in
Speaker 2: this room owes the guy on the phone an apology today,
Speaker 2: because he says he got inspiration for a first date
Speaker 2: just from listening to this show and it backfired on
Speaker 2: him in the worst way possible. It's all my faults again.
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear what happened in your second date update,
Speaker 2: next second date up date.
Speaker 5: One thing that we've learned doing thousands of these phone
Speaker 5: calls is trying harder on a date doesn't guarantee you're
Speaker 5: gonna get good results.
Speaker 3: Sometimes guarantees you give me back.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sometimes trying is the key to failing. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And that's what one of our listeners, Jimmy, said, happened
Speaker 5: the other night. He tried, and now he regrets ever doing. Jimmy,
Speaker 5: Welcome to Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning where dreams
Speaker 5: go to die.
Speaker 3: Say it again, Jeff.
Speaker 2: We're putting it on our website. Jimmy, welcome man.
Speaker 13: Thanks, thanks. Hopefully my dream doesn't die here.
Speaker 2: Give me a shot.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I want to hear about your trying, Jimmy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like you went in with hopeful attitude
Speaker 1: on this date.
Speaker 2: Who did you try for? What's her name?
Speaker 7: Her name's Erica.
Speaker 13: She's really nice, she's super cute.
Speaker 3: What about her made you want to try?
Speaker 13: We just we just a lot of the things we
Speaker 13: were looking for happened.
Speaker 7: To line up.
Speaker 13: I mean obviously, for me, it starts number one, like
Speaker 13: am I attracted to you or not? So there was that,
Speaker 13: and then all this stuff just happened to match up.
Speaker 2: So you want to be attracted to the people that
Speaker 2: you date. Weird?
Speaker 7: I know, I know, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the strategy you want to go with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, so.
Speaker 2: Shallow, that's good. Okay. So what you said you tried?
Speaker 2: What does that mean? What did you do that was
Speaker 2: above and beyond?
Speaker 13: So I kind of blame you, guys. I listened to
Speaker 13: you guys, and I hear all these stories about people
Speaker 13: like trying something different, like oh, we didn't just go
Speaker 13: to dinner in a movie.
Speaker 7: We did this weird thing.
Speaker 3: Went like, guy, do you ever listen.
Speaker 1: To the end of those because it probably turns us
Speaker 1: off after two minutes like most people. He's like, that
Speaker 1: sounds like a great Do you realize why they're calling us?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 3: What was your big creative idea for a date?
Speaker 13: Okay, So first of all, we met out a food
Speaker 13: truck and I was like, I got a surprise for you.
Speaker 7: So we walked a few blocks to a psychic.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, did you know if she I mean, some
Speaker 1: people have some real strong opinions about this type of stuff.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I guess so, I mean, I don't know. I
Speaker 13: thought it would be a fun thing. My friend they
Speaker 13: had gone to them and they had a good time.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I always want to walk in when I
Speaker 1: see those, I think that they're.
Speaker 3: More expensive than I want to pay.
Speaker 5: That but on a date, if he's paying, whether the
Speaker 5: fortune teller do did they look in like a crystal
Speaker 5: ball or did they open up like a fortune cookie
Speaker 5: and read.
Speaker 2: It to you?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 13: No, it was a tarot card thing. It was a
Speaker 13: ter Okay, Like a lot of my lady friends are
Speaker 13: really into that too.
Speaker 2: I thought maybe it might.
Speaker 3: Be So what was her attitude when you told her
Speaker 3: about the surprise?
Speaker 7: She was like she was surprised.
Speaker 13: She was smiling and thought it was going to be fun.
Speaker 7: I thought so. But you say I had no reason
Speaker 7: to be concerned.
Speaker 2: You say that it didn't work out for you? What happened?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 13: Okay, so they you know, rereading the future, and like
Speaker 13: the big takeaway at the end was that Erica and
Speaker 13: I were going to be a really really really bad match.
Speaker 3: Fire did Erica? What did she say?
Speaker 7: She left?
Speaker 8: She left?
Speaker 9: She just agreed with the psych It's hard not to
Speaker 9: believe those like a little like.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know sometimes those people also like send
Speaker 1: something else that's going on?
Speaker 4: Are you're allowed to ask why?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 4: Are you allowed to say why? Why? Are they a match?
Speaker 3: Sounds good to me.
Speaker 13: I wasn't particularly interested in, Like he.
Speaker 2: Did you offer to fight them?
Speaker 13: No, I'm a great guy.
Speaker 3: Perfect macha. Erica just like dashed out.
Speaker 13: No, no, no, she's not like I'm leaving.
Speaker 7: She was like laughing and it was awkward.
Speaker 13: She's like, I gotta go outside, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 13: but I'm gonna stay in here because I gotta.
Speaker 7: Like, I'm just going to try to get my money back, right, Oh.
Speaker 3: Is that what you did?
Speaker 2: We looks cheap.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a Tarot card reading, not a wingman situation.
Speaker 13: You know, I'm not on a date, Like we're there
Speaker 13: to have a good time. And then like you're gonna
Speaker 13: give me that, like you might as well say like,
Speaker 13: oh no, you better go home.
Speaker 7: I now your dog's gonna die.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, like you needed to get the diss
Speaker 1: on a psychic down the road.
Speaker 4: Tell this girl sleep.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 7: It's like you guys said. I was like, what is this?
Speaker 7: She was like, sorry, of the cards don't lie.
Speaker 13: And I'm like, maybe you could make him lie for this.
Speaker 4: I mean, most people don't know tarot cards. You could
Speaker 4: tell me anything and be like, oh, this is the joker,
Speaker 4: but it's upside.
Speaker 2: This is the thirteenth moon of Geneva. I don't know
Speaker 2: what that.
Speaker 1: It sounds like Erica was laughing, Like it doesn't sound
Speaker 1: like she was actually upset.
Speaker 2: But sounds she stormed out.
Speaker 3: He said, she was laughing. She said, I'll meet you outside.
Speaker 2: Did you meet up with her after that?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 13: She actually came back in to get me out of there.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, so you were arguing with the psychic over
Speaker 1: money and then Erica had to come back in and
Speaker 1: pull you out.
Speaker 13: Yeah that is way worse.
Speaker 4: This is what I'm saying. This guy is not cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's your bad luck.
Speaker 4: And again, bad luck doesn't mean you're a bad person,
Speaker 4: doesn't mean you don't match. But I can see why
Speaker 4: that image isn't good.
Speaker 2: So how did this date end?
Speaker 13: I mean, we had a drink, but it was super
Speaker 13: awkward and then that was it and.
Speaker 2: It was over.
Speaker 3: You don't want to stick with the cards and just
Speaker 3: let this lie?
Speaker 13: No, No, I would love a second chance.
Speaker 7: I would love that.
Speaker 3: Okay, you a tarot card?
Speaker 4: Should we make? It's a tarot card reading? Do you
Speaker 4: have any training in this?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I just have some crystal balls that you got to rub.
Speaker 4: No, those are different.
Speaker 3: Why are they crystal?
Speaker 2: Two of them? Because are rubbing them now before we
Speaker 2: before we call?
Speaker 4: Just like, do the normal way, I'm sorry, I asked.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, please don't love the crystal ball.
Speaker 2: We'll do it the old fashioned. Give her a call.
Speaker 2: See what she has to say.
Speaker 3: You go, Oh, I predict it's going to turn out great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's our psychic predictions. We're going to come back
Speaker 5: and do it with your second date update. Right after
Speaker 5: this second update. You've probably been out on a first
Speaker 5: date where a total stranger comes up and just randomly says,
Speaker 5: you two makes such a cute couple.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that is such a nice moment.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that happens sometimes, but probably not a lot of
Speaker 5: daters have experienced somebody saying, wow, you two.
Speaker 2: Look like a terrible match.
Speaker 1: Even if a lot of people are thank you about it,
Speaker 1: nobody actually says it.
Speaker 4: I know you're with them.
Speaker 2: I know. Brooks uncle said that to her once about
Speaker 2: her cousin because they look too similar.
Speaker 3: You're so dumb. I did not date my cousin because.
Speaker 2: Your uncle wouldn't allow it. Yeah, and that was smart
Speaker 2: of him. But most of the time, you don't get
Speaker 2: the kiss of death via tarot card on the first day.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, that's what happened with one of our listeners, Jimmy,
Speaker 5: where the psychic literally looked at the cards and said, oh,
Speaker 5: this relationship is duke.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I mean it is a bad tone for
Speaker 1: the rest of the night.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but we're coming in with a slightly more optimistic
Speaker 5: attitude when we call Erica for him. Here, Jimmy, how
Speaker 5: are you feeling right now?
Speaker 7: I'm feeling all right. Let's see hopefully.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, man, that's you need to be more like
Speaker 1: I don't know, there we go.
Speaker 3: You need to be going into this.
Speaker 4: And jeff was rubbing his crystal balls for you very
Speaker 4: extensively in the in between the break.
Speaker 3: He said, it was gonna what did you see in
Speaker 3: those The outlook is.
Speaker 2: Good, very good, Jimmy.
Speaker 13: Someone telling me that's not gonna help.
Speaker 2: But let's just call and see if that helps too.
Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna call America. Let's do it. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 2: we're looking for Erica this time. Hey Erica.
Speaker 5: We're a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey, and
Speaker 5: that means you're on the radio right now. I'm Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: By the way.
Speaker 10: Oh hi everybody.
Speaker 3: Hi. Congratulations. Big feature spot on our show today is
Speaker 3: that what we're calling.
Speaker 5: Maybe congratulations is quite the right word, but it might
Speaker 5: be if it turns out you are still interested in
Speaker 5: the guy you went out with the other night named Jimmy.
Speaker 10: What I thought this was a prize giveaway.
Speaker 2: Well it is, and Jimmy is your price.
Speaker 3: Take a little teddy bear at the bottom of a
Speaker 3: clow machine.
Speaker 4: Get him.
Speaker 10: Okay, well, I'm gonna exchange that price for something else,
Speaker 10: for like.
Speaker 4: What like a key shake.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we can do that. Why do
Speaker 2: you say that though?
Speaker 5: I mean, we know you're not calling Jimmy back after
Speaker 5: your date where we're trying to help him.
Speaker 2: Figure out why.
Speaker 10: Okay, so this is oh my gosh, it was so crazy.
Speaker 10: I don't know what Jimmy told.
Speaker 3: You guys, but we'd love to hear your version of
Speaker 3: the night.
Speaker 10: It was horrific. Okay, let me let me rewind. Yes, please,
Speaker 10: we went to a psychic to read our future.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what did you think when he because he
Speaker 1: said that he surprised you with that a tarot card reading.
Speaker 3: What was your initial thought on that?
Speaker 10: I thought it was weird and strange. I was like,
Speaker 10: why aren't we going to see a psychic? But I
Speaker 10: was trying to be optimistic, so I was like, well,
Speaker 10: let me go with the flow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think that was his whole goal is he was
Speaker 5: just trying to do something new. It wasn't something that
Speaker 5: he necessarily like believes like wholeheartedly in his soul.
Speaker 1: It's a risky activity to pick because yeah, it doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like it was something you were super comfortable.
Speaker 10: With, right, And it's crazy you said it was risky
Speaker 10: because when we got there, like he was reading the
Speaker 10: cards and all of a sudden, as one car came
Speaker 10: out and it was called like the three of wand
Speaker 10: the swords, three of swords. Swords, Yes, like three daggers
Speaker 10: through you or something like that.
Speaker 2: Three swords sounds good to me.
Speaker 10: It was horrible.
Speaker 2: It's horrible.
Speaker 10: It was actually horrible. It meant like something about portrayal
Speaker 10: and heartbroken.
Speaker 1: Oh is that when the tarot card reader told you
Speaker 1: guys that you shouldn't be together?
Speaker 10: Yeah, she actually said we were going to be like
Speaker 10: really bad for each other.
Speaker 2: But do you feel like maybe she was just a
Speaker 2: little bit jealous with you?
Speaker 10: I honestly don't think she was jealous. I think she
Speaker 10: was actually pretty legit because when we first met. I
Speaker 10: got there, I was all cute. I was nine and
Speaker 10: I saw you and I was like, okai, and I'm
Speaker 10: thinking we're about to eat together. But he said to
Speaker 10: me like, hey, I already ate, but you know, if
Speaker 10: you want something, you can go get in a line.
Speaker 2: Oh, are you talking about at the food truck.
Speaker 10: Yes.
Speaker 1: Wait, he said he took you to a food truck,
Speaker 1: meaning that you guys ate together.
Speaker 10: That was what we thought, Well, he ate, but I didn't.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he before you really.
Speaker 10: Before I even got there. And you know, I really
Speaker 10: thought it was so rude that he told me to
Speaker 10: just go get in line and go buy my own food,
Speaker 10: like on a first date.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it also could be like a show of
Speaker 5: your independent woman.
Speaker 3: No, no, I.
Speaker 2: Support yourself.
Speaker 1: Listen, if you're gonna take me out on the date,
Speaker 1: you're gonna feed me.
Speaker 3: If I am not fed, wait in line with me. Seriously,
Speaker 3: that is just that is super rude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't deny that.
Speaker 10: Yeah. So I had this gut feeling, but the tour
Speaker 10: reader she pretty much confirmed it to me. And even
Speaker 10: in there, it was like I just rushed out of
Speaker 10: there and I hear him still arguing with her about
Speaker 10: giving his money.
Speaker 3: Back, and I'm like, plus you're hungry at the time too.
Speaker 3: I mean, all of it.
Speaker 4: It doesn't help.
Speaker 5: Well, you don't know this, but I have a tarot
Speaker 5: deck out in front of me, and I just drew
Speaker 5: the three phone calls, the microphone, No oh no, I'm
Speaker 5: a pretty bad tarror reader. And one of the phones
Speaker 5: must be Jimmy on the other line wanting to talk
Speaker 5: to you.
Speaker 11: Are you joking?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not joking, Jimmy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: Wow, Jimmy, it didn't sound good anything to say.
Speaker 13: I mean, the only thing I have to say is
Speaker 13: that I don't know what I did that was that bad.
Speaker 13: I mean, y'all are like the guy in the backgrounds
Speaker 13: like haha, and I'm like, what.
Speaker 7: Just because I didn't buy her the food at the
Speaker 7: food truck?
Speaker 3: Why exactly, Jimmy, why aren't you starting with I'm sorry?
Speaker 4: You don't see why, bro, But that would be a
Speaker 4: little upsetting to anybody on a day like you ate
Speaker 4: without them upsetting.
Speaker 7: That's a really good food truck. You should be happy, you.
Speaker 8: Know, no manners.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I didn't want to wait fifteen minutes
Speaker 5: for her to get there so you can eat together.
Speaker 7: It's not a restaurant, guys, it's a food truck. You
Speaker 7: go on and go out whenever you want. We want
Speaker 7: it like a five star restaurant.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you order food for Erica and like waiting
Speaker 3: there for her? If it's like your favorite food truck
Speaker 3: and you're like, you've got to try this, Like, just
Speaker 3: order it.
Speaker 7: For her because I use on my suming money on
Speaker 7: the psychic.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's not that you no wonder you wanted to refund.
Speaker 2: Yeah, psychics aren't cheap.
Speaker 4: If you didn't spend money.
Speaker 3: On her, that doesn't.
Speaker 13: First okay, but actually didn't even invite her to dinner.
Speaker 13: I was just like, let's meet at the food truck
Speaker 13: because that was the place I know.
Speaker 3: Oh, so it's on Erica. It's on Erica that she
Speaker 3: didn't understand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, Erica, he's not rude, he's just poor.
Speaker 10: Honestly obviously poor and bad manners. Yeah, will you tell
Speaker 10: me we're meeting at a food truck. I'm assuming that
Speaker 10: we're having dinner together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, hey, meet me at all Garden at
Speaker 4: seven o'clock. And then it's like, okay, where do you
Speaker 4: want to be?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What I mean, I think that's a universal Like.
Speaker 13: Right, next time we go out, then can we meet
Speaker 13: twenty feet away from the food truck.
Speaker 3: That's how you solve your problem.
Speaker 2: Three truck adjacent.
Speaker 1: And I like how we started this whole thing about
Speaker 1: how Jimmy put in extra effort.
Speaker 5: If you're willing to do that, Erica, then we would
Speaker 5: love to send you to out on a second date
Speaker 5: and pay for it.
Speaker 10: Absolutely not, there would not be a second date.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: It sounds like Jimmy may still need the gift card though, jeff.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he even wants it anymore.
Speaker 13: You know what I bet if I went to that
Speaker 13: psychic again, I bet she would pull a tel card
Speaker 13: that tells me that I shouldn't have gone on that
Speaker 13: radio show because you guys have been no help.
Speaker 3: Someone else.
Speaker 2: Suddenly now you're on the psychic side.
Speaker 1: I thought the three microphones.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning, all right, Well, obviously that guy
Speaker 2: was acting a little out of pocket, eating his dinner
Speaker 2: before his date even got there, and then telling her
Speaker 2: she's hungry, get in line and buy her own.
Speaker 3: That's not apologizing. After he heard it, recap to him, Yeah, yeah, that.
Speaker 2: Was pretty heartless.
Speaker 5: But I don't know about the argument that if you
Speaker 5: asked to meet up near something, then it's assumed that must.
Speaker 2: Be your date.
Speaker 1: You didn't say near, he said at the top at
Speaker 1: the food trick, I think it's always yes.
Speaker 3: Absolutely.
Speaker 4: At the bowling Alley, you assume you're gonna.
Speaker 3: Go bowling, yeah, or let's meet at the bar. We're
Speaker 3: going to get a drink.
Speaker 2: Well, then I'm just glad that they didn't meet near
Speaker 2: a proctologist's office. Maybe I'm disappointed that they didn't meet
Speaker 2: in front of the proctologist. Yeah, I can't decide how
Speaker 2: I feel about.
Speaker 4: It'd be a good date plus health matters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well a clean date.
Speaker 5: It's a date that they're never going to go on
Speaker 5: because we didn't get them a second date.
Speaker 3: But it just gave you an idea.
Speaker 2: It really got to book after this.
Speaker 5: But Mae, you ever need help with your dating life,
Speaker 5: you can always email that show, our show, that.
Speaker 3: Show that you like it, doesn't you are thinking about something?
Speaker 2: Wait, all right, we'll help you. Help you have called
Speaker 2: that person is calling you back? Go check out a
Speaker 2: podcast where we get you as a Brook and Jeffrey a.
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Last night, I was struggling with my song, so I
Speaker 5: needed to get some advice from someone older and wiser,
Speaker 5: And of course I'm not going to call my parents,
Speaker 5: so instead I reached out to all of yours.
Speaker 3: Wait what.
Speaker 2: Inspiration?
Speaker 5: And Alexis's mom said she couldn't talk because she was
Speaker 5: at some sort of adults only effect, so that wasn't
Speaker 5: very helpful. Jose's dad told me, don't worry, because we're
Speaker 5: all going to be dead soon.
Speaker 4: I am not worry. We're all going to die.
Speaker 2: Books.
Speaker 5: Mom Arlene told me to take a swing of tonsil paint.
Speaker 9: Just have some darn duty root shooting boots, shoot and
Speaker 9: fun while you're make sure I'm talking.
Speaker 2: By the time, the segment sounds like Fox Family.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks to all my co host parents. I'm officially
Speaker 5: ready for my brand new song of the week, which
Speaker 5: is coming up at eight ten.
Speaker 2: Because we're all gonna die anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's called the dead Man singing he can not walk.
Speaker 2: We'll do it right after this. It is time for
Speaker 2: my song of the week. Yeah, and would you look
Speaker 2: at that. The end of the school year is finally
Speaker 2: within reach.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: We are in the home scretch now towards summer.
Speaker 5: Schools across the country are going to be ending anywhere
Speaker 5: from late April to mid June. Yea and very exciting
Speaker 5: for all the kids, but it can be a little
Speaker 5: bit heartbreaking for some of them.
Speaker 1: Like my daughter is always sad to go to the
Speaker 1: next grade because she's like, I'm getting older.
Speaker 3: I supposed to feel that. In elementary school.
Speaker 5: Kids, it might be a little of that, but they
Speaker 5: know that they only have a small window left now
Speaker 5: to get up the courage to talk to their longtime crush.
Speaker 5: You guys know, it's like you shyly go up to them, like, hey,
Speaker 5: I I never told you this, but you know I'm
Speaker 5: more than just like you.
Speaker 2: I like I like like like like you?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 8: Did?
Speaker 4: She say? Actually? Still how I approach?
Speaker 3: Did they like you?
Speaker 10: Did they like you?
Speaker 4: You don't know.
Speaker 5: You always remember your first crush, whether that happens in
Speaker 5: elementary or middle school.
Speaker 2: For Brook and pre.
Speaker 1: K seriously not even shut out Kyle Miller.
Speaker 3: Kindergarten.
Speaker 5: But if you're an adult listening, you can agree how
Speaker 5: awkward that period of time in your life because you
Speaker 5: don't really know how to navigate those weird new romantic
Speaker 5: emotions and feelings that.
Speaker 4: You've been so overwhelming so many horrmones.
Speaker 5: But if you remember when this happened to you, you
Speaker 5: are very certain that this is true life. Oh, you
Speaker 5: have already met your forever soulmate at the age of eleven, so.
Speaker 4: It's fourth grade. But where do you want the venue?
Speaker 3: It's interested.
Speaker 1: I always kind of knew there'd be more.
Speaker 2: Poor weeds to.
Speaker 5: Stand in the way of young love and say don't
Speaker 5: follow your heart right now. You're gonna have thirty eight
Speaker 5: more partners after this and probably a few divorces, so
Speaker 5: enjoy this while you can't. Yeah, we're not gonna be
Speaker 5: crushing spirits today.
Speaker 4: It's not gonna work though in the time.
Speaker 5: No, we're saying times running out to share how you
Speaker 5: really feel, whether you really want to or not. We
Speaker 5: understand what you're going through. That's why, in honor of
Speaker 5: young love and school crushes everywhere, instead of singing Lizzo's
Speaker 5: hit song truth Hurts, it's Young Jeffrey's school flirts.
Speaker 2: For all those crushes in school right now, you.
Speaker 3: Just send this to them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just like, oh no, no, it was accident.
Speaker 2: I mean I said it to everybody. I said, I'll
Speaker 2: point when I'm ready point.
Speaker 9: Ben loves playing Devil since the third grade. I just
Speaker 9: played the mash game and turns out I'm gonna own
Speaker 9: a mansion on Mars and have forty seven babies. Yeah,
Speaker 9: I got a school crush.
Speaker 1: It.
Speaker 9: That's a student in me carving our initials into school property.
Speaker 4: Say you want to first kiss.
Speaker 14: I've had zero, done a lot of practice with my
Speaker 14: pillows when you are around, I got a sweaty, intense
Speaker 14: our friendship now feeling like Barbie you kents Ben Love
Speaker 14: playing devil since the third grade, takes the wigs from
Speaker 14: a squeeze bottle of kool aid.
Speaker 9: Won't talk to you because I'm feeling too shy.
Speaker 14: My head nod.
Speaker 2: Actually, if you walk.
Speaker 9: By school year, what do you look amazing? I've kissed
Speaker 9: all the pages that you're gracing and rehead what you
Speaker 9: wrote me in the facing hold the dack.
Speaker 2: You have a great summer.
Speaker 9: When the school dance starts, I can win your heart.
Speaker 9: You will be slow dancing together, standing four feet apart.
Speaker 9: Rest our hands and new places like on our hips
Speaker 9: and our shoulders. We'll get close to close and cost
Speaker 9: the close until the teachers walk over. I put the
Speaker 9: page in temple, got to clear the sea on my temple.
Speaker 2: Maybe take a chance and confine me.
Speaker 9: At recess, You and me holding hands on the swing,
Speaker 9: says then love play goudness since the third grade all
Speaker 9: day Keith doodle in the heart shape.
Speaker 2: Play it cool as I'm walking by your locker. Don't
Speaker 2: know why it's coming off the awkward.
Speaker 9: In class secret notes that I'm writing low past.
Speaker 2: You will avoid the teacher sighting. I pause a little
Speaker 2: question so inviting circle. Yes, no, or maybe I just.
Speaker 9: Want to know how you feeling, but not directly say
Speaker 9: what a meaning?
Speaker 2: So i'ma ask my friend to go in, ask your
Speaker 2: friend to ask you if you like it? What do
Speaker 2: you see?
Speaker 8: Yan?
Speaker 9: I don't want to talk to my parents. I hate
Speaker 9: it when they asked about my business.
Speaker 2: Yes, I have a crush. No, I'm not gonna rush
Speaker 2: whatever I gotta say to shut them up.
Speaker 9: A big cuftage that was just the third grade read
Speaker 9: fortunes and folded or gom it don't way that you
Speaker 9: looked at me in Hopscotch. I'd give you the gogurt
Speaker 9: from my lunchbox.
Speaker 3: So sad.
Speaker 2: When the final.
Speaker 9: Bell will ring in it means you're about to believe
Speaker 9: in school, for it's got me hopelessly believe.
Speaker 2: And guess I'll just see you on Monday.
Speaker 8: By chat.
Speaker 2: Oh uh, yeah, my talk to me.
Speaker 4: Hopefully it's my name?
Speaker 2: They know my name? Y?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you knew your name all right?
Speaker 3: Jeff dude, dude putting the pimp and pimple.
Speaker 2: That was Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Also, school dances I forgot when you first start dancing
Speaker 4: with people, arms are just completely extended.
Speaker 2: And it's still super awkward there. Yeah, the feelings are
Speaker 2: too real.
Speaker 1: The years later, absolutely, I feel like I haven't grown
Speaker 1: out of some of these ways a friend and ask a.
Speaker 4: Friend and said, just listening on third what was.
Speaker 3: The third line or whatever?
Speaker 5: Text in seven eight five nine too, and tell us
Speaker 5: what you thought about the song of the week. We're
Speaker 5: going to post the video up on our socials at
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey, on our TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, everywhere with
Speaker 5: all the lyrics.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, tag your crush.
Speaker 4: Old crush like I would have sent you this in
Speaker 4: high school.
Speaker 5: Or tell your friend to tag a friend to tag
Speaker 5: the crush you don't want to be.
Speaker 2: That's your song of the week.
Speaker 8: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Textas seven eight five nine two says thanks for making
Speaker 5: me think about the one who got away. No, my
Speaker 5: husband was in the car when I pulled up my
Speaker 5: old crushes Facebook.
Speaker 2: Page on my phone. Okay do that, Yeah, that's on you, lady.
Speaker 9: Don't do that.
Speaker 2: While your husband's around, or you don't do it at all.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's the message the second one you've.
Speaker 2: On past your third grade crush.
Speaker 5: Maybe if you're not sure what I'm talking about, though,
Speaker 5: Instead of singing Lizzo's song truth Hurts, I sang my
Speaker 5: own version called school Flirts, because end of the school
Speaker 5: year is approaching for some people, and if any kids
Speaker 5: were in the car and needed some extra courage to
Speaker 5: just go and say something before summer or that person
Speaker 5: moves away, I've got your back and think you.
Speaker 2: Should do it.
Speaker 5: Go talk to your crush, or at least you know,
Speaker 5: walk by them and like look in their general direction.
Speaker 5: Right then, we got some other texts coming in seventy
Speaker 5: five nine too, Brooke, what.
Speaker 2: Are you saying?
Speaker 1: Oh, you hit a nerve with the kids, Jeff, we
Speaker 1: got this and said, Hi Jeff, my name is Carson
Speaker 1: and I'm seven.
Speaker 3: I have a crush on the school librarian, missus Chelse.
Speaker 1: Oh God, and today I'm gonna ask if I can
Speaker 1: kiss her hand.
Speaker 3: Wish me luck.
Speaker 2: I can't ship that relationship, Carson. I'm so sorry you're
Speaker 2: not old enough for me to get there.
Speaker 3: But I do like that he likes a smart woman.
Speaker 5: Yes, if you missed it, if you want to hear
Speaker 5: the song again, we're gonna put it up at the
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffery YouTube page, on our Facebook it's and
Speaker 5: on our TikTok at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Brooks.
Speaker 2: Going for nineteen wins in a row today.
Speaker 5: And you're taking on Lee from Muckle te O who's
Speaker 5: an electrician.
Speaker 2: And you know what that means. What means that he
Speaker 2: makes a lot of money.
Speaker 1: My dad was an electrician, and that's not necessarily true.
Speaker 2: I think Lee is rich? Am I right?
Speaker 4: I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's humble and rich. Dude.
Speaker 3: I'm with you, Leaf.
Speaker 4: You must have an electric car, yeah, Tesla, Oh jeez,
Speaker 4: I wish Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey Lee, how you doing good? How are you
Speaker 3: guys good? Yeah, I don't know what you guys think
Speaker 3: of today.
Speaker 5: Electrician on the line just turned the voltage in the
Speaker 5: studio up to a billion chemistry microphone, Lee, I'm gonna leave.
Speaker 3: They apparently want a moment with.
Speaker 2: Making eye contact the whole time. Yeah, getting out of here, Brooke,
Speaker 2: leave us alone with the electrician.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, you can't feel the spark.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, okay, okay, my power source is turning off.
Speaker 5: Let's uh, let's just get to the game here, Lee,
Speaker 5: we have thirty seconds on the clock to answer as
Speaker 5: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you
Speaker 5: can say past. But you do have to beat Brook
Speaker 5: outright to win.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 7: Yep?
Speaker 5: All right man, good luck? Your time starts now. Jay
Speaker 5: Leno celebrates a birthday today. Is he in his seventies
Speaker 5: or eighties?
Speaker 7: Seventies?
Speaker 5: Duster, trench and p are all types of what article
Speaker 5: of clothing?
Speaker 7: T shirt?
Speaker 2: What decade was Prince William Bourne.
Speaker 13: Thirties?
Speaker 4: He?
Speaker 5: Egypt has the second biggest population of camels. What non
Speaker 5: African country is number one?
Speaker 7: Russia?
Speaker 2: A ninety degree angle is also called.
Speaker 7: What right angle?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, welcome Russian. I don't know if it's right.
Speaker 7: But you helped me on that.
Speaker 4: At least you gave an answer.
Speaker 2: That is true.
Speaker 4: You never know.
Speaker 5: All right, Brooks coming back in studio, and you have
Speaker 5: your work cut out for you, Brooke, because Lee is rich, humble,
Speaker 5: and also extremely smart.
Speaker 3: Still going.
Speaker 2: Just keeps winning me over? All right, Brook it's here.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Almost? Okay?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 5: Okay, your time starts now. Jay Leno celebrates a birthday today.
Speaker 5: Is he in his seventies or his eighties?
Speaker 3: Eighties?
Speaker 5: Duster trench and p are all types of what article
Speaker 5: of clothing? What decade was Prince William Bourne eighties? Egypt
Speaker 5: has the second biggest population of camels. What non African
Speaker 5: country is number one?
Speaker 3: D you bai?
Speaker 2: A ninety degree angle is also called what a right angle?
Speaker 5: The game of golf was first played in which European country?
Speaker 3: Scotland?
Speaker 2: There it is answers are in. Let's go to the
Speaker 2: scoreboard and see how you both did with jose.
Speaker 14: Hey, funny man.
Speaker 4: Well, I will you got to correct today?
Speaker 2: Really good?
Speaker 3: You too? You too are really viben today? And I
Speaker 3: like that about you.
Speaker 4: And brook Yup you got four color?
Speaker 7: Sorry Lee, I guess it wasn't Russia?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 2: No Russia?
Speaker 5: Let's go over the answers here for everybody. Jay Leno
Speaker 5: celebrates a birthday today. He is in his seventies, Duster
Speaker 5: trench and pr all types of coats duster coat, trench coat,
Speaker 5: peak coat. Prince William was born in the nineteen eighties,
Speaker 5: not the nineteen thirties.
Speaker 2: Is that? Is that? What Lee said?
Speaker 7: I was his dad.
Speaker 6: I don't know, a really really old guy.
Speaker 2: He just looks great for his age. No, he does not.
Speaker 5: Egypt has the second biggest population of camels. Australia is
Speaker 5: the number one country, not Russia.
Speaker 2: Shockingly, I know.
Speaker 3: I just have never pictured a camel in Australia.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I need to.
Speaker 3: Do some research.
Speaker 2: Everywhere.
Speaker 5: A ninety degree angle is also called the right angle.
Speaker 5: And the game of golf was first played in scotlandand
Speaker 5: that's right. Something interesting though I know about Lee also
Speaker 5: is that apparently he has a tattoo of an animal
Speaker 5: on his back. Do you guys want to guess what
Speaker 5: animal it is?
Speaker 3: Please don't tell me it's a camel.
Speaker 1: If it is a camel, it's not a scorpion.
Speaker 3: No, it's not Okay, Can I guess again?
Speaker 2: One more pig? Lee, tell him what it is.
Speaker 10: It's not a pig.
Speaker 2: It's a monkey.
Speaker 3: A monkey, A monkey on his back.
Speaker 8: Back?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had a monkey on your back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the story behind that.
Speaker 7: I just turned eighteen years old.
Speaker 10: The tattoo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still as funny as it was when you
Speaker 2: were eighteen.
Speaker 13: Oh man, I get laughed every single day from my wife.
Speaker 3: All right, thank you man.
Speaker 5: So Lee unfortunately can't give you any money today, but
Speaker 5: the good news is just for playing you win a
Speaker 5: pair of tickets to Professional bull Riders Unleash the Beast
Speaker 5: PBRs Unleash the Beast Tours coming to Tacoma on April
Speaker 5: twentieth and twenty first to go ahead to PBR dot
Speaker 5: com to get your tickets today.
Speaker 1: All right, appreciate it, thanks goods.
Speaker 2: Hey, you have a great day. We'll be back to
Speaker 2: do Windbrooks bockx same time
Speaker 8: On Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.