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Speaker 1: That's all coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 1: But right now it is time to ask the clo
Speaker 1: This is from Stella and fort Worth Cellar right to
Speaker 1: My husband had a stack of ones in his gym bag,
Speaker 1: and he told me therefore, the homeless people he passes
Speaker 1: on his way to the gym, my husband is not good.
Speaker 1: So why did he have a bag full of dollars?
Speaker 1: Is he spending money at the gym?
Speaker 3: Well, some of them, some of them people on the
Speaker 3: way home, don't have clothes.
Speaker 2: He did not die to you on the way home.
Speaker 3: He uses them singles for people who need clothes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and some of them people on his way to the house.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying where he stopped to see all these people,
Speaker 3: but some of them people don't have clothes, and he
Speaker 3: tries to reward them.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, So he's not spending money at the gym.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. The only time people ain't got
Speaker 3: no clothes on at the gym is theay in locker room,
Speaker 3: and they in locker room.
Speaker 1: They got the ship right, all right, all right, stella,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: Moving on to one in Petersburg.
Speaker 1: One says, my wife and I haven't had sex since
Speaker 1: our son started walking because she's scared he'll walk in
Speaker 1: on us while we're having sex. I'm sure are eleven
Speaker 1: months old, won't know what we're doing if he does walk.
Speaker 2: In on us.
Speaker 1: And would he be traumatized or not?
Speaker 2: That's the question. Yeah, yeah, he gonna need a little therapy.
Speaker 1: At eleven months.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, first of all, you know, first of all,
Speaker 2: my wife is lying to you. Thank you. You need
Speaker 2: to work through that.
Speaker 3: Y'all ain't having sex because he might walk in or
Speaker 3: because unless he's sleep walking all night. They we don't
Speaker 3: have a problem. That's really your problem.
Speaker 2: Would he need.
Speaker 3: Your baby unless your baby sleepwalking? This really ain't an issue,
Speaker 3: So dog, you really need to find out and it
Speaker 3: ain't really since the baby started walking. Come on, now,
Speaker 3: I've heard a lot of stuff. You know, we ain't
Speaker 3: had sex since the baby started walking. Well, ain't y'all
Speaker 3: planning on the baby to keep walking? So no one
Speaker 3: look like you out homie now unless she's breaking this
Speaker 3: up in the piers like the next time you have
Speaker 3: sex and when he started riding a two wheel bit
Speaker 3: and there's hope for you. But if she then based
Speaker 3: it just on the baby not walking, you out of
Speaker 3: luck because hopefully and you have a healthy baby for
Speaker 3: years and years to come, and the baby and walk
Speaker 3: cross stages and graduate a few times and play sports
Speaker 3: and all of that. So, yeah, can find you somebody else.
Speaker 2: Dog it cooks the role. Yeah, I'll hell you. I
Speaker 2: ain't having section you because the baby was tied to walk. Well,
Speaker 2: ain't the baby gonna keep walking right now?
Speaker 1: So it's over.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: You're done with that one. This is from Renee and Annapolis,
Speaker 1: who writes, I'm thirty three years old and married. I
Speaker 1: had sex with my hairstylist. She also braids my husband's hair,
Speaker 1: so my husband has to sit in the same chair
Speaker 1: that me and the stylist has sex in. Do I
Speaker 1: have to find a new hairstylist, or should I find
Speaker 1: my husband a new one?
Speaker 3: What you know? I don't know how you ducking around?
Speaker 3: What the deal is? Yeah, because you having sex with
Speaker 3: your hairstocks in the chair that your husband get his
Speaker 3: hair braided in. I see it as how your husband
Speaker 3: don't know this. I don't see what the problem is.
Speaker 3: But the problem is you and your hairstyle.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, what you might be surprised when you find out
Speaker 3: is everybody been in that chair.
Speaker 2: Oh hello, there you go.
Speaker 3: You might not be the only one doing the hairstyle
Speaker 3: and lady surprise, yes, too much.
Speaker 2: If we all getting out had done in.
Speaker 3: This chair, Yeah, you were going to get in another chair?
Speaker 2: Do you maybe he liked the chair? I'm with time.
Speaker 3: Matter of fact, I hope he is. I hope he's
Speaker 3: in that chair with you. Y'all doing the same person. Congratulations?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Junior drinking out a coffee cup with a k on it?
Speaker 3: What's up with you though? Let me see that on
Speaker 3: the day.
Speaker 2: Too, And he's drinking out of red and white cup.
Speaker 3: Ain't playing today? He's drinking a red and white cup
Speaker 3: on this show with a k on it? Dog on
Speaker 3: you're gonna put your time in that. But we don't
Speaker 3: do that up in here. He know who the hell
Speaker 3: we is here?
Speaker 2: I do know who y'all are. Okay, bring another cup
Speaker 2: in here with a k on it? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: why don't you just put a diamond on the k
Speaker 2: to so clear? All right? Don't go moving on?
Speaker 1: Last one, Steve, this is from Cheyenne and Gret.
Speaker 2: Let's get it started in hell.
Speaker 1: Cheyenne says, I've been dating a man for two months
Speaker 1: and I pulled up at his house and saw a
Speaker 1: mouse run by the side door, and I asked him
Speaker 1: if he has a problem with mice. He acted shocked
Speaker 1: and said it's the first time he's seen the first
Speaker 1: time he's seen one. Do you think he has more mice?
Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you so.
Speaker 3: If you saw that mouse in the daytime, let me
Speaker 3: tell you what's gonna happen when he get dog outside.
Speaker 3: What it's gonna be congested traffic in there at night.
Speaker 3: Remind me that time I spent that night at this
Speaker 3: comedian's house, boy Lemertation, I set up all nightwear mice
Speaker 3: in that.
Speaker 2: It was so many mice in this house.
Speaker 3: They was everywhere with I got a fold a weight
Speaker 3: chair off the wall and set it up in the
Speaker 3: middle of the floor and putting my feet up in
Speaker 3: the other chok fold away chair because I needed to
Speaker 3: have something steel. Because they were climbing on couches up
Speaker 3: the backs of curtains across the top of the curtain.
Speaker 3: Run oh, look your seal, get out of there.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm sitting up in here.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: It was so many mice in it. Man, looked like
Speaker 2: the four five out in La have to wait.
Speaker 3: Move hold here, get off me, sit me running over
Speaker 3: here that were bumping up into each other.
Speaker 2: I said, I've never been so scared in my whole life.
Speaker 2: So it's just some more mice. Ain't ever just one mice. Mice.
Speaker 2: Mice a matter of fact, is spelled plural, am i mice.
Speaker 2: It always be broken up.
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