Speaker 1: I told my wife I was going to tell some
Speaker 1: tom Pitty jokes, and she warned me that I better not,
Speaker 1: but I won't back down.
Speaker 2: Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin.
Speaker 1: My son picked his nose and wiped it on me.
Speaker 1: He said it was funny. I told him it was not.
Speaker 2: I had a girlfriend who was addicted to Twitter. She
Speaker 2: is now my ex.
Speaker 1: If a transformer adopted a human baby, what would the
Speaker 1: baby's name be, Carson.
Speaker 2: I'm so unpopular at school. They call me batteries. I'm
Speaker 2: never included in anything.
Speaker 1: I asked an Egyptian girl out. She said she had
Speaker 1: a date.
Speaker 2: My dad told me to get six cans of sprite.
Speaker 2: When I got home, I realized I had picked seven up.
Speaker 1: My wife told our son not to play with electricity.
Speaker 1: Now he's grounded.
Speaker 2: What do you call a girl who lives in the
Speaker 2: beach sad uh? I'm Bob Jeffy.
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