Speaker 1: I have a disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
Speaker 1: My doctor says it's terminal.
Speaker 2: I was mugged by a group of six dwarfs last night,
Speaker 2: not not happy.
Speaker 1: What do you call a stolen tesla in Edison?
Speaker 2: I got sick in Madrid and my hotel told me
Speaker 2: they have a doctor on staff. I was surprised to
Speaker 2: hear that. They said, no one expects the Spanish and physician.
Speaker 1: What's a grave digger's favorite element? Bury him?
Speaker 2: What did Cannibals call their cousins cuisines?
Speaker 1: That's all My wife putting on her sixy underwear this morning.
Speaker 1: This can only mean one thing. It's laundry day.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of taking up bowling. It's a sport that
Speaker 2: seems right up my alley.
Speaker 1: My wife said, if I told one more Jim Crochey joke,
Speaker 1: she was leaving. But isn't that the way they say
Speaker 1: it goes?
Speaker 2: Lost my job at the paper and scissors factory today.
Speaker 2: They said I need to stop cutting corners.
Speaker 1: How can you tell which fish or religious? The pray
Speaker 1: to God?
Speaker 2: I witnessed Middle Eastern food truck being robbed today and
Speaker 2: I did nothing to stop it. I just fell awful
Speaker 2: about it.
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Speaker 1: quick announcement, thought I had accidentally stumbled across the dark
Speaker 1: web the other day. Then I realized I hadn't turned
Speaker 1: my monitor on.
Speaker 2: My boyfriend and I met on the internet, and my
Speaker 2: mother asked him what line he used to get me.
Speaker 2: He said, I just used a motom.
Speaker 1: Many people believe programmers practice witchcraft because they know how
Speaker 1: to hexadecimal.
Speaker 2: I thought making jokes about Stevie Wonder would be bad luck,
Speaker 2: but superstition ain't the way.
Speaker 1: Being a baseball umpire is great. I always get to
Speaker 1: work at home. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones.
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