Speaker 1: Why are Sherlock Holmes taxes so low? He's a master
Speaker 1: of deduction.
Speaker 2: How do Tuscan raiders cheat on their taxes? They always
Speaker 2: single file to hide their numbers.
Speaker 1: Why don't dogs pay taxes for their meals because they're
Speaker 1: all under the table.
Speaker 2: Ikea has been accused of evading over five hundred million
Speaker 2: dollars in taxes. Apparently prosecutors have been after them for years,
Speaker 2: but they're having a really hard time putting their case together.
Speaker 1: Why did the Chocolate Chaps taxes get audited? The owner
Speaker 1: had fudged the numbers.
Speaker 2: What do you call a bloodsuck tax specialist? Account? Dracula?
Speaker 1: What is it called when your tax bills so bad
Speaker 1: it makes your face straight? Votex?
Speaker 2: I tried to pay the EU tax today, but they
Speaker 2: don't accept checks.
Speaker 1: Our pastor told us the importance of why one should
Speaker 1: never misreport their earnings when filing for taxes. He told
Speaker 1: us be wary of false profits.
Speaker 2: What do you call it when you make one hundred
Speaker 2: and forty four dollars before taxes for scrubbing toilets? Gross income?
Speaker 1: How do you teach kids about taxes? Eight thirty eight
Speaker 1: percent of their ice cream?
Speaker 2: Why don't naval shipyards have to pay taxes because they
Speaker 2: are places of warship.
Speaker 1: We'll continue with more Dad humor after this quick pause.
Speaker 1: I had an argument with my brother about tax policy. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: I lost my temper and things got fiscal.
Speaker 2: They just passed a law enacting a tax on wheelchair
Speaker 2: bound people. Obviously they're not going to stand for this.
Speaker 1: How do crabs evade taxes? They set up shell corporations.
Speaker 2: The government is instituting a garbage bag tax. Some people
Speaker 2: think it's too hefty, and others are glad. I think
Speaker 2: the whole thing is trash.
Speaker 1: Lady Goodaver rode nude though Coventry to protest taxes. It's
Speaker 1: the naked truth.
Speaker 2: I had to pay a big import tax on my
Speaker 2: new Honda. I know I shouldn't complain, though it was
Speaker 2: my civic duty.
Speaker 1: After all, I once lived in a taxpayer funded gated community.
Speaker 1: I was released for good behavior.
Speaker 2: I just went through a long audit at the IRS.
Speaker 2: It was very taxing.
Speaker 1: Why did the blind salesman get audited by the IRS?
Speaker 1: His business operations were shady. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm
Speaker 1: Montgomery Jones, and that's the taxing Dad. Jokes for tax Deck.
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