Speaker 1: So with you. Wait a minute, is this the right number.
Speaker 2: It's a laser line. Good by, Just.
Speaker 3: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 3: It works like this. Let's say a weird guy approaches.
Speaker 4: You while you're out at the club and uses this
Speaker 4: charming pick app line on you. Heye, sweetheart, I wish
Speaker 4: you are a computer so I could select all on
Speaker 4: your clothes and hit delete.
Speaker 3: Of course I use the short cuts for there after.
Speaker 4: He says that whatever you do, don't ask him what
Speaker 4: it's like to be a real life adult virgin. Instead,
Speaker 4: give him the number the loser line, so hopefully he
Speaker 4: leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play over the air.
Speaker 3: Voicemails like this one next.
Speaker 5: Message, this is back from Hinge. I'm looking forward, Daniel.
Speaker 5: I'm glad we made this connection, and I'd like to
Speaker 5: get right down to.
Speaker 1: It so that we can see if this is going
Speaker 1: to be a fix.
Speaker 5: I can meet tomorrow between twelve thirty and one thirty
Speaker 5: in the afternoon. Will be dressed professionally.
Speaker 1: I expect discretion.
Speaker 5: And you are to say you're a friend from out
Speaker 5: of town, nothing more.
Speaker 1: No one is to know that.
Speaker 5: We met online. Don't divulge any personal information about yourself,
Speaker 5: not even your name. There's to be no discussion of
Speaker 5: past relationships, politics, television shows, or movies. They're just all
Speaker 5: signs of weak minds. If these guidelines are acceptable to you,
Speaker 5: then I will see you tomorrow. If not, whatever you'll
Speaker 5: know show like all the rest message.
Speaker 2: Wow, I was wondering, like, if that's who you're I
Speaker 2: mean that was a higher situation, right, Is that what
Speaker 2: I I.
Speaker 4: Was wondering if that's what Brooks dates are like with
Speaker 4: her husband, Like, you will not make eye contact with me.
Speaker 3: No one will know we are together?
Speaker 1: Is our anniverse?
Speaker 2: You really get him? It's so weird any clients.
Speaker 1: Next message, Hi, It's it's me. Remember you ran me
Speaker 1: over with your shopping cart the other day in the store,
Speaker 1: and you promised you'd pay my medical bills. I just
Speaker 1: got back from the doctors, and there's good news that
Speaker 1: they were able to save my big toenail. They glued
Speaker 1: it right back on. Thank god I saw it on
Speaker 1: the ground and picked it up, or I'd have to
Speaker 1: grow a new one back. But I don't want you
Speaker 1: to feel too filthy about this. But you should be
Speaker 1: more careful. But anyway, the medical bill it came out
Speaker 1: to seven hundred and fourteen dollars and the foot creams
Speaker 1: and extra costs. So could you send me a money
Speaker 1: order or or need to go through your insurance. I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's up to you. Just let me know.
Speaker 3: Sky wearing flip flops in the wal Mart or something.
Speaker 2: Everybody, do you know how many big toenails I've lost
Speaker 2: in my life?
Speaker 3: A lot?
Speaker 2: Okay, you wouldn't have saved it, yo, you just throw
Speaker 2: it away. You get to grow a new one. Your
Speaker 2: feet are amazing that way.
Speaker 3: You came into the clinic with a toenail on ice,
Speaker 3: like please.
Speaker 2: The way I get rid of the toenail polish that
Speaker 2: I never.
Speaker 3: Speaking of feet.
Speaker 4: You know who just got runner up at the National
Speaker 4: Entertainment Awards for Best Tootsi's and Terrestrial Radio.
Speaker 3: It wasn't us. We were hoping to get that.
Speaker 4: Instead, we just got the award for most Classless TikTok channel.
Speaker 3: Yes, and you should go there to.
Speaker 4: See the top loser line of the week and a
Speaker 4: bunch of more low brow, classless content that we throw
Speaker 4: up on there.
Speaker 3: Every single day.
Speaker 2: Lane.
Speaker 4: That's we'd be honored to have you be a part
Speaker 4: of our tikto channel.
Speaker 3: Now let's get back to the clips.
Speaker 6: Hi, Ryan, this is I cannot wait to see you again.
Speaker 6: But in the meantime, I just wanted to do something
Speaker 6: really intimate for us. And I know a lot of
Speaker 6: girls would send their their nudes or whatever, but it's
Speaker 6: not the kind of gal I am. I'm a little different.
Speaker 6: So I made you a sculpture of my body, and
Speaker 6: I think that's a little more personal. Honestly, it's than
Speaker 6: a picture. That's the one of a kind piece of
Speaker 6: art as well as an image of myself. So if
Speaker 6: you text me back your address or whatever, I will
Speaker 6: overnight that to you. I think you will like what
Speaker 6: you see. Maybe at some point I can make this
Speaker 6: like a matching set, you know, call me back.
Speaker 2: To keep that in your house. If that arrives a
Speaker 2: nude statue of somebody.
Speaker 4: Right in the entrance, I bet ye.
Speaker 3: Talking to two girls at the same time. Check out
Speaker 3: my new girlfriend.
Speaker 2: I hope she can do another one, send one over
Speaker 2: to us.
Speaker 3: I mean, do Jeffrey like Michaelangelo's David. I love that big.
Speaker 7: What's up, Marianne, it's you're about to take a ride
Speaker 7: on the blam train, because remember I mentioned I do
Speaker 7: the announcements on the train at the zoo, all.
Speaker 8: Aboard Chuka chuk chuk chuk chuk a chunk chuk chu
Speaker 8: chuk a joke, And let's see what do we have
Speaker 8: up here on our left? Why it's our first date
Speaker 8: this Friday at Chewi's. What a charming little booth I've
Speaker 8: found near the window, and what a charming personality I
Speaker 8: brought along with me. Anyway, continuing on the blame train.
Speaker 1: Chuk a chuka chik chika, Chuka chuka chika, Chicken.
Speaker 8: Oh, what's here on the right? Oh, it's that's me
Speaker 8: picking up the check and it looks like I got
Speaker 8: to three for twenty five deal. What a prudent decision financially,
Speaker 8: I must be pretty smart. Joka joka?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 7: What else up here on the left?
Speaker 1: Does that make up? Point?
Speaker 7: Full speed ahead?
Speaker 8: I say, chok ach Oh, looks like your dad's hiding
Speaker 8: behind a bush. I'm totally kidding about the dad part,
Speaker 8: but I seriously would like to take you out, and uh,
Speaker 8: you know, if it goes well, I could get you
Speaker 8: half off past this to the zoo.
Speaker 1: So uh call back to train, Chicken.
Speaker 2: We are all on board the baby I buy a ticket,
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, make it for free.
Speaker 5: An announcement.
Speaker 2: It's a prudent financial decision, he told himself.
Speaker 4: Remember, listen to lose a line regularly, this time every week,
Speaker 4: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 4: TikTok page so we can hear our favorite loser.
Speaker 3: Line every single week. Right there, We're gonna do a
Speaker 3: phone tap
Speaker 5: Next Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.