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Speaker 2: Today we call a woman who just moved into her
Speaker 2: new apartment and she loves it. Just one problem. I
Speaker 2: don't think she read all the fine print in her
Speaker 2: least agreement because even though it's technically her unit, she
Speaker 2: doesn't get to occupy it all the time. What do
Speaker 2: you mean there's a little wrinkle in there, and you're
Speaker 2: gonna hear it in your phone. Tap right now, it's
Speaker 2: another Hello. Hi, Penelope Martin speaking. Hey, I'm calling from
Speaker 2: an apartments. I'm one of the supers here. My name's
Speaker 2: Wayne Dwops. Okay, yes, hi, Sorry, i'ven't met yet. I
Speaker 2: know I wasn't here when you moved in last week,
Speaker 2: but I heard Chad went over everything with you. Chad, yes,
Speaker 2: yes he did. So. Just giving you a quick update.
Speaker 2: It'll probably be another hour and fifteen minutes, maybe an hour,
Speaker 2: depending on the bubble situation. What. Yeah, just make sure
Speaker 2: that you don't come home before you see the green
Speaker 2: sticker on your doorknob. Okay, okay, excuse me, what are
Speaker 2: we talking about here? You know everything that Chad went
Speaker 2: over with you during the least signing along with the
Speaker 2: bathroom agreement. Bathroom agreement, right, I have I had no
Speaker 2: idea what you're talking about. Oh okay, wow, the same
Speaker 2: thing happened last week and here it is happening again.
Speaker 2: May Chad has got to do a better job of
Speaker 2: explaining this stuff.
Speaker 1: What do you mean bathroom agreement?
Speaker 2: Okay, so once you signed the lease for your apartment,
Speaker 2: you automatically got enrolled in an app that we do
Speaker 2: with a business called Bathmatch bath Match, right, and that's
Speaker 2: where whoever signs up that means a bath pays us
Speaker 2: and then we'll let them into your unit for a
Speaker 2: designated amount of time until they're done. What I thought
Speaker 2: you knew this. I'm sorry, that's insane. No, it's bath Match. Ye,
Speaker 2: some random people are being let into my apartment to
Speaker 2: take a bath. Well, it's only when you're at work
Speaker 2: or like on weekends, if you're out running errands. You're
Speaker 2: never there is this a freaking joke. No, man, No,
Speaker 2: I'm actually just surprised you didn't read that part of
Speaker 2: your lease when you signed it.
Speaker 1: I would never I would never ever have signed a
Speaker 1: lease that says that anybody can just randomly come into
Speaker 1: my apartment.
Speaker 2: Correction, it's not anybody, it's members of bath Match. I
Speaker 2: don't care bath Match.
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Well, you signed it, so you've agreed it's ironclad. At
Speaker 2: this point, you are not serious, and I will not
Speaker 2: stand for this serious coming into my apartment without my
Speaker 2: express permission, and especially not to use my bathtub. Well
Speaker 2: they're not coming in, they're already in. Wait, so you're
Speaker 2: telling me that somebody is in my bath right now? Well? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I didn't get all of their names, but
Speaker 2: the lead person under the reservation is Sebastian.
Speaker 1: Are you telling me that there's multiple people that are
Speaker 1: going to be using my bathroom?
Speaker 2: Well it's not every time, but right now, yes, there's
Speaker 2: at least three, maybe four people in there. It's hard
Speaker 2: to tell. Okay, you know what I'm calling a lawyer
Speaker 2: right now? Whoa wait, wait, a lawyer.
Speaker 1: That's a lawyer.
Speaker 2: You sounding like a little bit upset, right, now, Oh
Speaker 2: a little bit upset, of course, I am you telling
Speaker 2: me there's a whole menagerie of people doing god knows
Speaker 2: what in my bathroom right now. I don't know about
Speaker 2: a menagerie, but there are. They are members of bath match,
Speaker 2: so they're all verified. What does that even mean? They
Speaker 2: do have a check mark by their name, so that
Speaker 2: must count for something, right, Oh my god, you can't
Speaker 2: just get those I don't even. I'm so sorry interrupt you?
Speaker 2: Can you just wait for one second? Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Where?
Speaker 2: I'm smelling smoke? Get him out there?
Speaker 1: Those are just tandals happening anyway.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Where were we? You know what?
Speaker 1: I don't even.
Speaker 2: I can't even remember what your name is right now,
Speaker 2: but I don't care what agreement. Just to answer your
Speaker 2: first question, my name is Wayne Dwops. Who cares? Wayne.
Speaker 2: It's not Dwayne, it's Wayne Nane. I'm moving out, Wayne,
Speaker 2: you've lost the tenant. But if you move out, you're
Speaker 2: gonna have to forfeit your deposit. I don't care. You're
Speaker 2: gonna have to deal with my lawyer on that. That's
Speaker 2: your choice. But on your way over here, do you
Speaker 2: think you could stop and grab some soap because from
Speaker 2: the sounds of it, you're so gross. At least that's
Speaker 2: what I'm hearing from your sister Hazel. She's in with
Speaker 2: the group right now and says, you guys need a
Speaker 2: new bar.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you know my sister Well, bath Match
Speaker 2: she's one of the verified members. She's not. Yeah, she
Speaker 2: is talking about She has nothing to do with that.
Speaker 2: She does. She gets a bathe anywhere she wants and
Speaker 2: also do as many prank phone calls as she wants.
Speaker 2: On the radio right now, because my name is jeff
Speaker 2: from brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, we're doing a
Speaker 2: phone tap on you. You know your sister Hazel set
Speaker 2: you up. Oh, she said she's jealous of your new
Speaker 2: apartment and wanted to prank you.
Speaker 1: How did you even come up with that?
Speaker 2: That was crazy. You're saying you wouldn't want to have
Speaker 2: strangers come over and take a bath in your tub?
Speaker 2: Oh you know, it always has been a lifelong dream.
Speaker 1: But alas, Oh.
Speaker 2: We should sign up for bath Match then, so job
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