Speaker 1: A city misconnections. That was me staring.
Speaker 2: There's only two places in this world to find true love.
Speaker 2: One is at Area fifty one, underneath the table where
Speaker 2: they're operating on the aliens. So much free out of
Speaker 2: this world.
Speaker 3: Loub Oh, you up with the alien.
Speaker 1: I have rules against that for some reason. The other
Speaker 1: is on the pages of craigslist dot org.
Speaker 2: We comb that website top to bottom, front to back
Speaker 2: to find the best misconnections that they have to offer,
Speaker 2: like this first one titled just like the Dogs I
Speaker 2: Trap you captured my heart man for Woman thirties.
Speaker 1: Park, tell me you're a dog catcher.
Speaker 2: Oh no, let's find out, he says. I was working
Speaker 2: my animal control job for the city, thank God, dealing
Speaker 2: with a pack of wild.
Speaker 1: Squirrels that took over a utility shed when I saw you.
Speaker 1: Are there any domestic squirrels?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You were the brunette with a body that reminded
Speaker 2: me of the Jessica Rabbit poster I had.
Speaker 1: At the lap age of seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: As a child, I was like, I have a crush
Speaker 1: on this cartoon.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'll never forget the first words you said to me. Hey, God,
Speaker 2: stop blanking staring at me.
Speaker 3: Whoa, Okay, that's very Jessica Rabbit up her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I was.
Speaker 2: So. I went about my business but saw you jogging
Speaker 2: by about an hour later. Why are you there?
Speaker 1: You stopped? I thought to apologize to me for earlier.
Speaker 2: Instead, you said you needed help because your car tire
Speaker 2: had a hole in it.
Speaker 1: Oh, now who comes crawling back?
Speaker 3: She doesn't remember it's even the same guy.
Speaker 2: I don't know nothing about cars. I'm just an animal
Speaker 2: control guy. But I grew a pair of acorns and
Speaker 2: got to work. After thirty minutes, it turns out half
Speaker 2: a roll of duct tape and some styrofoam pieces taped
Speaker 2: over the hole didn't quite do the job.
Speaker 3: Oh darn it sounds like an Alexis fix.
Speaker 2: You then told me to get away from you as
Speaker 2: you reached for your phone to call a quote real.
Speaker 1: Man or the cops.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Since our last interaction, I learned how to patch a
Speaker 1: tie from some dufices on YouTube. Let me prove it
Speaker 1: to you in person.
Speaker 3: Why do I feel like he's going around stabbing tires?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to your next misconnection titled Your Love
Speaker 2: is Electric Woman for Man forties Convenience store parking lot.
Speaker 2: I was the blonde with a fresh boob job driving
Speaker 2: the Cheetah Print Tesla.
Speaker 3: They're always real high. When you first get him done,
Speaker 3: they got up in your chin a little bit.
Speaker 1: You were two charging stations over orange Nissan leaf. Heylectric
Speaker 1: car buddies.
Speaker 3: A Tesla driver is looking at a leaf. Guy, I
Speaker 3: like it.
Speaker 1: Judging by your adult braces, I knew you had money.
Speaker 3: Are expensive, yell, I'm judging by his car. I think
Speaker 3: you're wrong.
Speaker 2: I put my flirt game into high gear and asked
Speaker 2: you if you could help me locate my charging port. O.
Speaker 3: Let me guess. He did not get the innuendo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said sure, And as you walked over to me,
Speaker 2: I giggled and jiggled. I tried to make some small
Speaker 2: talk about how Elon Musk doesn't believe we landed on
Speaker 2: the moon.
Speaker 1: You told me he's probably an alien.
Speaker 3: For each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't remember laughing so hard in all my life.
Speaker 2: You're so funny life.
Speaker 3: Why is she still loud?
Speaker 2: Literally after you plugged my port, I asked if you
Speaker 2: knew how to use any other electric toys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy's so confused.
Speaker 3: I got a drill at home.
Speaker 2: You said you had a remote control car as a kid,
Speaker 2: and then I told you that's not what I was
Speaker 2: talking about. Then you commented that your nephew bought a
Speaker 2: drone last year.
Speaker 3: That's what she's.
Speaker 1: Do you quite get my vibe for electric toys.
Speaker 2: You were lucky you walked back to your tiny car
Speaker 2: because I was about to give you a tour of
Speaker 2: the inside of my Tesla.
Speaker 3: Oh, I also think she's not literal. Again, if you.
Speaker 2: See this, the tour is still available, but only if
Speaker 2: you buy me sushi in a new dress first.
Speaker 1: That signed London, London.
Speaker 3: This guy will never call her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has no idea.
Speaker 2: Nextwist connection is titled help needed on Ile Love. I
Speaker 2: like it Man for Woman fifties supply store. A beautiful
Speaker 2: angel approached me as I was browsing the aisles of
Speaker 2: the office depot. Wow, you were that angel, and you
Speaker 2: proved that you don't need makeup to make a Neon
Speaker 2: red store uniform look good, just long brown hair and
Speaker 2: massive cans. I was in the market for a new
Speaker 2: landline after my pitbull terrier ripped my old one out
Speaker 2: of the wall.
Speaker 3: Oh, pick that up.
Speaker 1: Even your pitpus like bro upgrades. Come on, you recommended
Speaker 1: a Motorola with a nine to one one speed.
Speaker 3: Dial feature because you're old and you may need it.
Speaker 2: I told you the only feature I need is your
Speaker 2: dad's number so I can ask permission to marry you.
Speaker 2: Stuff chivalry, admitute, I got more game than Fortnite.
Speaker 3: Oh he's it is an old novel.
Speaker 1: At one point we flirted with each other.
Speaker 2: You asked me what else I was looking for, and
Speaker 2: I said, five foot one good cook knows the difference
Speaker 2: between a stroke and a heart attack.
Speaker 3: Oh, so then one feature will come in here.
Speaker 2: After that, you walked away and called your manager to
Speaker 2: help me over the loud speaker. Seems like the ball
Speaker 2: is in your court. Martina Navtlova, Yeah, I'm waiting.
Speaker 3: So I was like, her name's Martina. That's cool.
Speaker 1: I was like, I do I know that forty love.
Speaker 3: And we started with ile love, tell him to stop.
Speaker 1: We're also turned on by John Misconnections for the week.
Speaker 1: We got your phone tap coming up, go do it
Speaker 1: right after this.
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,