Speaker 1: You're here. We're here. Let's do this podcast thing, all right?
Speaker 1: All right, full out of the show starts.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: I know there's a few people in this room who've
Speaker 3: at least tried this strategy to look good. Oh it's
Speaker 3: brooken Jeffrey in the morning. I'm talking about intermittent fasting.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I do this every day.
Speaker 3: Where you don't eat for a long time, like thirteen
Speaker 3: to fourteen hours, and then one pm rolls around and
Speaker 3: you're like, I need a cinnamon roll something.
Speaker 5: Fleep.
Speaker 6: Yeah you feel so skinny though, right before you eat,
Speaker 6: I digested everything that.
Speaker 1: Is not the best of genes. But yeah, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to feel better.
Speaker 3: Well you're supposed to be yeah, theoretically, but in practice,
Speaker 3: I mean you have to suffer a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But there's a new trend that's taking inter minute fasting
Speaker 3: and adding something with it, intermittent peeing. Yeah, for fifteen hours.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, I cannot do that.
Speaker 1: Are you just asking for a year track infection?
Speaker 3: Do I'm just kidding? No, it's actually called intermittent speech fasting.
Speaker 4: Oh I like this.
Speaker 1: Jose could do the other one? Can we do this
Speaker 1: one too?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's where you avoid saying a word to anyone
Speaker 3: until noon, and that means totally silent, not even whispering
Speaker 3: or mumbling to yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I had a friend who went to
Speaker 1: a silent retreat. Yes, for like seven days, you don't talk. Yes.
Speaker 3: The idea obviously isn't new, but it's going viral right
Speaker 3: now because the European singer's been posting about it on
Speaker 3: our social media and she says the reason she's doing
Speaker 3: it is to take care of her instrument. But there's
Speaker 3: also some actual science behind it, because a study in
Speaker 3: two thousand and five linked prolonged periods of quietness with
Speaker 3: dramatically lower blood pressure. Really, and it can also help
Speaker 3: lower your level of the stress hormone cortisol, So you're
Speaker 3: less stressed if you stay quiet for long time.
Speaker 4: Wonder blood pressure.
Speaker 1: I don't ever show up, So if work wants you
Speaker 1: to do a morning meeting, you're like, sorry, I'm on
Speaker 1: a speech fast.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't even say you type it.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good points, good call, Jose.
Speaker 3: And then in mice, it's also been shown to promote
Speaker 3: brain growth. Really, as long as you tape their little mouth.
Speaker 4: Shut, brains gonna be But I can't tell everyone about it.
Speaker 1: Come on, I want to know how the mice were
Speaker 1: talking before speech fast Jeff.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately we work in radio.
Speaker 1: So so our brains are gonna get smaller.
Speaker 3: It's kind of our job to talk and to shock
Speaker 3: each other with a dog shot collar what we have
Speaker 3: to do. So, Jake, let us not be silent any
Speaker 3: longer and give us your question.
Speaker 7: Go ahead, did you know, counting Brook, there's a total
Speaker 7: of two thousand, seven hundred and eighty one billionaires in the.
Speaker 3: World right now.
Speaker 7: Whow their combined net worth is around fourteen point two
Speaker 7: trillion dollars.
Speaker 1: It shouldn't exist.
Speaker 7: When I first learned that piece of information, I cried
Speaker 7: for a solid forty minutes. But then I discovered Forbes
Speaker 7: recently put out a list of the wealthiest billionaires in
Speaker 7: the entertainment industry. And what better way to cheer ourselves
Speaker 7: up than to shine a spotlight on the richest people
Speaker 7: on earth? Hearing a special Famous Billionaires edition.
Speaker 3: Of blenty of twenty.
Speaker 7: Yeah, currently there's only fourteen billionaires who have made their
Speaker 7: fortunes the entertainment industry, and I'll break them down for you.
Speaker 7: Four of them are athletes, three are musicians, five are
Speaker 7: directors or creators of TV and movie franchises, one is
Speaker 7: a talk show host, and one got their start in
Speaker 7: reality TV. You got a piece of paper in front
Speaker 7: of you breaking all that down. The only one not
Speaker 7: from the US is sixty two year old director Peter Jackson,
Speaker 7: director of the Lord of the Rings, with the net
Speaker 7: worth of one point five billion dollars.
Speaker 3: Everyone else is Americans.
Speaker 7: So let's start with the lady who's already slidder the
Speaker 7: dms of all fourteen billionaires. That's Alexis y.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure when this list came out, Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: just made it.
Speaker 3: For the first size from one tour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I think it's all tours before.
Speaker 3: The last one that was her first.
Speaker 7: Taylor Swift is number fourteen on my list.
Speaker 4: Just the very bottom one point walks out. This is
Speaker 4: my first concert.
Speaker 3: Yeah okay.
Speaker 7: Taylor Swift has one point one billion dollars. She made
Speaker 7: close to two hundred million after taxes from her eras
Speaker 7: tour aw Next up is Brooke God.
Speaker 1: I got this on lock Show me.
Speaker 3: Jay Z jay Z is.
Speaker 7: Red jay Z's number five on my list. He's hip
Speaker 7: hop's first billionaire and sold parts of his alcohol empire
Speaker 7: over the last few years. Only one musician left on
Speaker 7: the board. Let's go to Jose.
Speaker 4: I think I know the musician, so I'm going to
Speaker 4: stay on it. And I think it's doctor Dre.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting because of them.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the headphones, Doctor Dre did not make my list.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Jose, Okay, I think so you gotta go
Speaker 3: the biggest TV person of all time who started their
Speaker 3: own network, Oprah.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, good call Oprah Winfrey. It's number four on
Speaker 7: my list, Jeffy. She takes the talk show host category.
Speaker 7: So that's completely off the board, Oprah, just like jay Z.
Speaker 7: Two point eight billion dollars. Let's go over to Alexis.
Speaker 1: So I'm looking at the reality TV star and I'm
Speaker 1: thinking Kardashians.
Speaker 8: I'm thinking came out of all of them. Kylie's thing
Speaker 8: was to become hers was a millionaire?
Speaker 1: Right, that was fake? No, she was on the billionaire Pagets.
Speaker 3: Are sure it's not chum Ley from PA Stars.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna stick with Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 7: Kim Kardashian, it's number six on my list. She's a
Speaker 7: reality TV star. One point seven billion dollars. Her Shapewear
Speaker 7: Aligned skims, which I'm currently wearing right now, and that
Speaker 7: company's valued around four billion dollars by itself.
Speaker 1: I'm actually wearing a bra in underwear right now. Skims again.
Speaker 7: Brook all right, so we have a talk show host
Speaker 7: off the board, Reality TV start off the board.
Speaker 3: We're back to Brook.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna say Rihanna, Oh.
Speaker 7: Good, Brooks said, Rihannah number nine on my list of
Speaker 7: fourteen one point four billion. All the musicians are off
Speaker 7: the board. We have four athletes and four directors creators left. Jeffery,
Speaker 7: it's your turn.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm thinking. I'm thinking Medea goes to jail.
Speaker 1: Tyler Perryerry, he is a he made so many movies.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean, at this point, if he's not
Speaker 3: a billionaire, no one deserves to be Tyler.
Speaker 7: Tyler Perry number one point four billion dollars over a
Speaker 7: three decade career. We're back to Alexis.
Speaker 8: Steph Curry, but I don't think he's on Steph.
Speaker 7: Curry, not the other active athlete billionaire. Alexis, you're out Brook,
Speaker 7: and he guesses.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's do Steven Spielberg.
Speaker 7: Steven Spielberg number two four point eight billion dollars. Jeffrey
Speaker 7: your turn.
Speaker 3: Okay, So there's an active athlete that's still on this
Speaker 3: list somewhere. He's not necessarily American, but he's currently playing
Speaker 3: in America. Could you say messy?
Speaker 4: You could?
Speaker 5: That would.
Speaker 4: Say it?
Speaker 3: You know what, screw you? I'm going with mess Sorry.
Speaker 3: That means Brook wins. The names you guys missed Dick.
Speaker 7: Wolf, the creator of Law and Order, Tiger Woods, and
Speaker 7: the other athlete you guys did not guess was Magic Johnson.
Speaker 3: Brook got the most right, so she gets to choose
Speaker 3: the person who's gonna sing today.
Speaker 1: Fears this competitor. Let's go, Jeffrey.
Speaker 9: All.
Speaker 3: Hey, I was close, and I'm going to be singing
Speaker 3: an Empire State of Mind by Jay Z and Alicia
Speaker 3: Keys in New Yo. Concrete Jungle Dreams, a Maid, Shock Collar,
Speaker 3: Question of.
Speaker 5: The Day, Freaking Free in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Laser Stories. In just a few minutes, it's Brook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning. But this just came out today.
Speaker 3: It's kind of interesting. It's a survey that has five
Speaker 3: thousand people in their twenties are table manners changing with
Speaker 3: gen Zers and more than half of gen z sixty
Speaker 3: percent say traditional table manner rules are no longer relevant.
Speaker 1: What we're talking are using the right spoon?
Speaker 4: Who cares about that?
Speaker 3: They do get specific. Seventy seven percent don't care if
Speaker 3: people put their elbows up on the table. I don't anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's rude.
Speaker 1: I understand why elbows are so rude.
Speaker 3: Because elbows are gross.
Speaker 1: Why because my elbow doesn't touch anything all day.
Speaker 3: It's like, I don't want to definitely that table, keep
Speaker 3: it below the table.
Speaker 1: I've got very well moisturized.
Speaker 3: Elbows down Brooks.
Speaker 4: Why are you trying to.
Speaker 6: Attack me with your elbows?
Speaker 3: Sixty percent aren't bothered by which way people hold their
Speaker 3: knife and fork. Don't even notice constantly with our technical
Speaker 3: director Ashton, because all the time because he holds his
Speaker 3: knife like he's gonna stab someone.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that you a child. I don't care what
Speaker 4: hand it's, but don't hold it like.
Speaker 3: A like a like a nice And finally, more than
Speaker 3: more than a third we're talking thirty eight percent say
Speaker 3: for them, they can use their phones at the dinner
Speaker 3: table for as long as they want, no matter what,
Speaker 3: no matter what's going on, and other people can do
Speaker 3: the exact same there's a.
Speaker 4: Time like you can check your phone, but you can't
Speaker 4: be on your phone.
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't even think he should check it.
Speaker 4: I mean I don't.
Speaker 6: But if somebody checks, it's like, oh it's cool.
Speaker 3: What if they check it with the elbows brook, then
Speaker 3: it's okay, tepy tech type. This survey all started because
Speaker 3: a lot of restaurant servers and managers have noticed a
Speaker 3: huge drop in manners now whenever they're having guests out.
Speaker 3: But the gen z ors do have one thing that
Speaker 3: they are still bothered by. If you do this at
Speaker 3: the table, forty eight percent say, chewing loudly is an eck. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh really, just tell them to turn up their freaking iPods.
Speaker 3: Then I can literally hear them listening to their are
Speaker 3: you sorry they're air pods.
Speaker 4: Going, that's right. You just have a nice meal over
Speaker 4: here with my elbows off.
Speaker 3: Of the table. The old man, it's called having class
Speaker 3: if somebody has to.
Speaker 4: Still get explained why the elbows are off.
Speaker 3: But something every generation agrees on is you should always
Speaker 3: start your morning with laser storms. Yeah, it's coming up
Speaker 3: right after this. It's the radio segment that just opened
Speaker 3: an exclusive orphanage reserved only for Chinese redheads. What it's amazing,
Speaker 3: still looking for one? Okay, but the fourteen thousand square
Speaker 3: foot building has all bedrooms available as ready, and the
Speaker 3: seventy hired staff can't wait to get started. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories
Speaker 3: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've
Speaker 3: got a laser. Those other follicle fanatics just don't. This
Speaker 3: first laser story is out of the United Kingdom. Oh
Speaker 3: then people have made dying wishes for others to attend
Speaker 3: or be banned from their funerals. Oh yeah, by dying.
Speaker 4: Wishes for Kim Kardashian to attend my funeral.
Speaker 3: That's totally fair.
Speaker 1: I actually didn't see that kind of That was kind
Speaker 1: of out of left field for me. Yeah, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have invited her.
Speaker 3: This is a fascinating invite.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Sixty eight year old woman in Britain passed away recently
Speaker 3: and her funeral was held last month. After everyone sat
Speaker 3: down for the service, the double doors opened up from
Speaker 3: the back. Yeah, and never believe who showed up?
Speaker 1: No way, Wait, how do you know? Why are you
Speaker 1: so excited?
Speaker 3: Because use your imagination, everybody, Come on, No, it wasn't herself.
Speaker 3: It was the Grim Reaper.
Speaker 5: That is so died.
Speaker 1: Does she have the world's darkest humor?
Speaker 4: I'm not seriously stunned or something.
Speaker 3: The woman's dying wish was to have a friend show
Speaker 3: up to the funeral dressed as the Reaper and then
Speaker 3: point to people around the room saying, your next, amazing,
Speaker 3: we need this woman on our show. It's too late.
Speaker 1: One of those things where it sounds good, but then
Speaker 1: when the actual event happens, what friend is going to
Speaker 1: follow through? You're gonna be crying.
Speaker 5: Oh time.
Speaker 4: My sister herself.
Speaker 1: It's not like this one was ninety she was sixty eight.
Speaker 3: But it was meant to be funny, not terrifying. So
Speaker 3: the family did have to pre warn every well by
Speaker 3: putting a tiny note in their program for everyone to see.
Speaker 4: Imagine the kids that don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, as you can imagine, not everybody read the program right.
Speaker 3: So some people were completely stunned and they left because
Speaker 3: of it, or the thought that was the real Grim Reaper,
Speaker 3: and they're like, I have to get out of here.
Speaker 3: The woman's daughter told the BBC quote, my mom would
Speaker 3: be absolutely loving the attention her funeral was getting. Now
Speaker 3: it just showcases her personality and quirky sense of humor.
Speaker 1: He remember remember the story a long time ago about
Speaker 1: the woman whose dying wish was to have someone in
Speaker 1: a trench coat stand in the back of their funeral,
Speaker 1: Just as like a mystery person. I think about that
Speaker 1: person often.
Speaker 3: Let's go to your next lager story. Out of Sacramento.
Speaker 3: A ups driver walked up to a house the other day,
Speaker 3: made his way onto the porch to get to the
Speaker 3: front door, and the porch was pretty much empty except
Speaker 3: for the welcome matt and one loan trash bag off
Speaker 3: to the side. But when the driver dropped off the package, shockingly,
Speaker 3: the ring doorbell recorded the trash bag sliding over to it,
Speaker 3: then grabbing it and walking away.
Speaker 1: Technology even the trash bags are stealing our packages.
Speaker 3: Apparently to the homeowner. Omar Munio's was in disbelief and
Speaker 3: shared the doorbell security footage of the thief waddling up
Speaker 3: to his porch underneath a tied garbage bag, then leaving
Speaker 3: after the drop off.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, so extra to make that happen elaborate.
Speaker 3: Omar said he was angry at first, then he thought
Speaker 3: maybe it was a prank, but now he just finds
Speaker 3: it funny.
Speaker 1: Okay, he went threw a lot of emotions with that
Speaker 1: trash bag, didn't he.
Speaker 3: He says he's not filing a police report because the
Speaker 3: police have more important things to do and it just
Speaker 3: isn't worth the hassle. As for the package, apparently it
Speaker 3: really wasn't that valuable. It just contained a couple of
Speaker 3: phone chargers that cost ten.
Speaker 1: Bucksh Okay, they're all going to go to the trash
Speaker 1: in about two.
Speaker 3: He just reordered them and has this to say to
Speaker 3: the thief, quote, that was a good one. And he
Speaker 3: warns everybody out there to be on the lookout for
Speaker 3: moving trash bags. All right, just kick it, kick a
Speaker 3: trash bag, just to be safe. This story is out
Speaker 3: of vac Central. If you ever wanted to know what
Speaker 3: it was like to vacation like James Bond, well this
Speaker 3: could be your ticket because Princess Cruises has a new
Speaker 3: one billion dollar ship called the Sun Princess, and they're
Speaker 3: wondering what you think of its onboard casino.
Speaker 4: That'd be fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, So James Bond or someone with a gambling problem
Speaker 1: me interested in this.
Speaker 3: That's why they're offering one person and a guest to
Speaker 3: get all dressed up for an all expenses paid, one
Speaker 3: week cruise to test the casino and report back about
Speaker 3: your experience.
Speaker 4: The thing that's scary about cruise casinos is like, you
Speaker 4: can't get away that far?
Speaker 8: Do you need a way?
Speaker 4: Because if you're losing and you're trying to.
Speaker 1: Get quit, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't walk away. I
Speaker 1: get it now. I thought you were trying to like
Speaker 1: pull one over it read some cards.
Speaker 6: I could see myself losing one hundred bucks on a
Speaker 6: slot going darn it walking away for thirty minutes. I
Speaker 6: mean like I can still hear the slot machine.
Speaker 3: I can also see you sliding like a couple of
Speaker 3: chips into your jacket pocket. Though, in addition to free
Speaker 3: food and drinks, you'll also get a five hundred dollars
Speaker 3: stipend to spend there, along with an additional five hundred
Speaker 3: bucks for a cruise allowance.
Speaker 6: Is immediately yeah black, let's go.
Speaker 3: Oh I lost it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, just casino sucks.
Speaker 3: In exchange, they want you to rate the casino on
Speaker 3: a scale of zero to ten based on criteria like
Speaker 3: game variety, betting limits, atmosphere, staff, food and drinks, and
Speaker 3: customer service.
Speaker 1: Are they prepared if they get a zero? I mean,
Speaker 1: do they really allow you to do that after they
Speaker 1: give you all that free stuff?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll burn down the billion dollar boat. Scratch that.
Speaker 3: They also say if you happen to blow the entire
Speaker 3: five hundred dollars on your first night there. But you
Speaker 3: still want to gamble, that's kind of up to you.
Speaker 3: Good luck with that. You can't apply from now through
Speaker 3: the end of the month and to go the link
Speaker 3: will be up on the Brook and Jeffrey insta stories.
Speaker 3: You do need to be able to take a cruise
Speaker 3: in October or November.
Speaker 1: Okay, I do feel like your rating is going to
Speaker 1: be directly linked to how much money you win.
Speaker 3: This next Lazer Stories out of celebrity stories, Shaquille O'Neill
Speaker 3: won a gold medal of nineteen ninety six Olympics in Atlanta,
Speaker 3: and he just shared a story about it on a
Speaker 3: podcast that's going viral.
Speaker 1: Oh really wow about the Dream Team.
Speaker 3: Apparently before the gold medal game, the USA basketball coach
Speaker 3: told Shack that another legendary center, David Robinson, he was
Speaker 3: going to be getting more playing time because it was
Speaker 3: probably going to be his last game. Okay, Yeah, so
Speaker 3: Shaq was cool with that until he only ended up
Speaker 3: playing the last two minutes of the game. He was
Speaker 3: not okay with that, He says, quote, I was so
Speaker 3: pissed off after the ceremony. I drove home in my
Speaker 3: uniform and I threw the gosh darn gold medal out
Speaker 3: the window of seventy five gold medal?
Speaker 5: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Baby?
Speaker 3: He also claims he never went back for it, and
Speaker 3: as far as he knows, it's never been found.
Speaker 5: Ye.
Speaker 1: Now, that is the next premise for Indiana Jones, the
Speaker 1: one for Shaquille O'Neills gold medes.
Speaker 3: Shack say he doesn't regret it, but because of the podcast,
Speaker 3: now amateur sleuths are trying to pinpoint on a map
Speaker 3: where shacks gold medal could be. I also throw a
Speaker 3: three umba championship. If you want to try and find it,
Speaker 3: You've got about four hundred and thirty miles worth of
Speaker 3: searching ahead of you. Because it was driving home from
Speaker 3: Atlanta to Orlando, where he lived at the time.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I mean it's not gonna be the most
Speaker 1: scenic area.
Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of new mysteries, This guy just dropped his
Speaker 3: first detective book. It's called The Slow and Steady Sleuth
Speaker 3: Adventures of Humper and his Assistant Inspector Shelley So Good,
Speaker 3: available now on pre order. That sound means Lazer Stories
Speaker 3: has come to an end for the day. We'll do
Speaker 3: it again, same time on Wednesday.
Speaker 5: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Over the millennia, humans have faced many rivals and enemies.
Speaker 3: Man versus saber tooth, tiger man versus Mosquito.
Speaker 1: We're losing that battle, Yes.
Speaker 3: Versus Capri Sun Package to struggle continuesang, but today we're
Speaker 3: about to witness mankind's greatest enemy to date. Hey, epic
Speaker 3: never ending battle of man versus voicemail machine. Many have
Speaker 3: tried to leave a normal sounding message, yea, many have failed.
Speaker 3: But who will be the answering Machine's next victim? You're
Speaker 3: gonna hear when we play you the newest batch of
Speaker 3: messages from a brand new Loser line. It's coming up
Speaker 3: right after this.
Speaker 5: Is this the right number? It's the line?
Speaker 3: Good, Just call me back if you haven't heard the
Speaker 3: Loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a
Speaker 3: weird guy approaches you while you're out at the club
Speaker 3: and uses this charming pick a line on you. Heye, sweetheart,
Speaker 3: I wish you were a computer so I could select
Speaker 3: all on your clothes and hit the.
Speaker 2: Cut.
Speaker 3: The napery says that whatever you do, don't ask him
Speaker 3: what it's like to be a real life adult virgin. Instead,
Speaker 3: give him the number to the loser line, so hopefully
Speaker 3: he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play over
Speaker 3: the air. Voicemails like this one.
Speaker 11: Next message, this is back from Hinge. I'm looking for Daniel.
Speaker 11: I'm glad we made this connection, and I'd like to
Speaker 11: get right down to it so that we can see
Speaker 11: if this is going to be a fit. I can
Speaker 11: meet tomorrow between twelve thirty and one point thirty in
Speaker 11: the afternoon. I will be dressed professionally. I expect discretion,
Speaker 11: and you are to say you're a friend from out
Speaker 11: of town, nothing more. No one is to know that
Speaker 11: we met online. Don't divulge any personal information about yourself,
Speaker 11: not even your name. There's to be no discussion of
Speaker 11: past relationships, politics, television shows, or movies.
Speaker 10: They're just all.
Speaker 11: Signs of weak's minds. If these guidelines are acceptable to you,
Speaker 11: then I will see you tomorrow. If not, whatever, you'll
Speaker 11: know show like all the reps.
Speaker 1: Wow, I was wondering, like, if that's who you're I
Speaker 1: mean that was a higher situation, right, Is that what
Speaker 1: I was wondering?
Speaker 3: If that's what Brooks dates are like with her husband,
Speaker 3: Like you will not make eye contact with me, no
Speaker 3: one will know we are together.
Speaker 1: You really get him.
Speaker 3: The position of power. Admit it's so weird.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have any clients. That was sexy.
Speaker 12: Next message, whis remember you ran me over with your
Speaker 12: shopping cart the other day in the store, and you
Speaker 12: promised you'd pay my medical bills. I just got back
Speaker 12: from the doctors and there's good news that they were
Speaker 12: able to save my big toenail. They glued it right
Speaker 12: back on. Thank god I saw it on the ground
Speaker 12: and picked it up, or I'd have to grow a
Speaker 12: new one back. But I don't want you to feel
Speaker 12: too filthy about this, but you should be more careful.
Speaker 12: But anyway, the medical bill, it came out to seven
Speaker 12: hundred and fourteen dollars and the foot creams and extra costs.
Speaker 12: So could you send me a money order or or
Speaker 12: maybe go through your insurance. I don't know it's up
Speaker 12: to you. Just let me know.
Speaker 3: Flops in the wal Mart or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's you know how any big toenails I've lost
Speaker 1: in my life a lot lot, Okay.
Speaker 3: Have saved it?
Speaker 1: You just throw it away, you get to grow a
Speaker 1: new one. Your feet are amazing that way you.
Speaker 3: Given to the clinic with a toenail on ice Like
Speaker 3: wheezs the.
Speaker 1: Only way I get rid of the totael polish that
Speaker 1: I never seen.
Speaker 3: Speaking of feet, you know who just got runner up
Speaker 3: at the National Entertainment Awards for Best Tootsi's and Terrestrial Radio.
Speaker 3: Yeah it wasn't us. Oh well, we were hoping to
Speaker 3: get that. Instead, we just got the award for most
Speaker 3: Classless TikTok Channel. Yes, and you should go there to
Speaker 3: see the top loser line of the week and a
Speaker 3: bunch of more low brow, classless content that we throw
Speaker 3: up on there every single day.
Speaker 1: We know our lane.
Speaker 3: That's kay. We'd be honored to have you be a
Speaker 3: part of our TikTok channel. Now let's get back to
Speaker 3: the clips.
Speaker 13: Hi, Ryan, this is true. I cannot wait to see
Speaker 13: you again. But in the meantime, I just wanted to
Speaker 13: do something really intimate for us. And I know a
Speaker 13: lot of girls would send their their news or whatever,
Speaker 13: but it's not the kind of gal I am. I'm
Speaker 13: a little different. So I made you a sculpture of
Speaker 13: my body, and I think that's a little more personal,
Speaker 13: honestly than a picture. That's one of a kind piece
Speaker 13: of art as well as an image of myself. So
Speaker 13: if you text me back you're address or whatever, I
Speaker 13: will overnight that to you. I think you will like
Speaker 13: what you see. Maybe at some point I can make
Speaker 13: this like a matching set, you know, call me.
Speaker 1: Back, w to keep that in your house? If that
Speaker 1: arrived a nude.
Speaker 4: Statue of somebody right in the entrance, Yeah, how big
Speaker 4: is it?
Speaker 8: Notice? Discreet when you're talking to two girls at the
Speaker 8: same time.
Speaker 4: Line of sculptures.
Speaker 3: Check out my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I hope she can do another one, send one over
Speaker 1: to us.
Speaker 6: I mean, you, Jeffrey like Michaelangelo's David that big.
Speaker 9: What's up, Marianne, it's you're about to take a ride
Speaker 9: on the bleak train, because remember I mentioned I do
Speaker 9: the announcements on the train at the zoo all aboard Choki.
Speaker 12: Chuk chuk Chuk Chuka chuk chuk chuk a joke.
Speaker 9: And uh let's see what do we have up here
Speaker 9: on our left? Why it's our first date this Friday
Speaker 9: at Chewi's. What a charming little booth I've found near
Speaker 9: the window, and what a charming personality I've brought along
Speaker 9: with me. Anyway, continuing on the blame train.
Speaker 12: Chok A Chika, Chika, Chika, Chuka Chuka chika, Chicken.
Speaker 9: Oh, what's here on the right? Oh it's that's me
Speaker 9: picking up the check and it looks like I got
Speaker 9: to three for twenty five deal. What a prudent decision financially,
Speaker 9: m I must be pretty smart. Choko Choka chuk chik chika.
Speaker 10: Oh what else?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 9: Up here on the left? Does that make up?
Speaker 12: Point?
Speaker 9: Full speed ahead? I say, chok a chik Oh, looks
Speaker 9: like your dad'shitty behind a bush. I'm totally kidding about
Speaker 9: the dad part, but I seriously would like to take
Speaker 9: you out and h you know, if it goes well,
Speaker 9: I could get your half off past this to the zoo.
Speaker 12: So call back to train, Chicken.
Speaker 4: We are all on board.
Speaker 1: The I buy a ticket, I love it. Yeah, tis
Speaker 1: make it for free.
Speaker 4: Make an announcement.
Speaker 1: It's a prudent financial decision.
Speaker 3: He sold himself. Remember, listen to Loser Line regularly this
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Speaker 3: do a phone tab.
Speaker 5: Next Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Today, we call a woman who just moved into her
Speaker 3: new apartment and she loves it. Just one problem. I
Speaker 3: don't think she read all the fine print in her
Speaker 3: least agreement because even though it's technically her unit, she
Speaker 3: doesn't get to occupy it all the time. What do
Speaker 3: you mean there's a little wrinkle in there, and you're
Speaker 3: gonna hear it in your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 3: Penelope Mark speaking. Hey, I'm calling from apartments. I'm one
Speaker 3: of the supers here. My name's Wayne Dwops. Okay, yeah, Hi, Sorry,
Speaker 3: i'ven't met yet. I know I wasn't here when you
Speaker 3: moved in last week, but I heard Chad went over
Speaker 3: everything with you.
Speaker 2: Chad, Yes, yes, you did.
Speaker 3: So, just giving you a quick update. It'll probably be
Speaker 3: another hour and fifteen minutes, maybe an hour, depending on
Speaker 3: the bubble situation.
Speaker 13: What.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just make sure that you don't come home before
Speaker 3: you see the green sticker on your doorknob.
Speaker 14: Okay, okay, what are we talking about here?
Speaker 3: You know everything that Chad went over with you during
Speaker 3: the least signing, along with the bathroom agreement.
Speaker 5: Bathroom agreement?
Speaker 14: Right, I have I had no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, wow, the same thing happened last week and
Speaker 3: here it is happening again. A man, Chad has got
Speaker 3: to do a better job of explaining this stuff. What
Speaker 3: do you mean bathroom agreement? Okay, so once you signed
Speaker 3: the lease for your apartment, you automatically got enrolled in
Speaker 3: an app that we do with a business called bath Match.
Speaker 3: No bath match, right, and that's where whoever signs up
Speaker 3: that needs a bath pays us and then we'll let
Speaker 3: them into your unit for a designated amount of time
Speaker 3: until they're done. What I thought you knew this? I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: that's insane. No, it's bath Match.
Speaker 14: Yeah, some random people are being lay into my apartment
Speaker 14: to take a bag.
Speaker 3: Well, it's only when you're at work or like on weekends,
Speaker 3: if you're out running errands, You're never there.
Speaker 14: Is this a freaking a joke?
Speaker 3: No, man, No, I'm actually just surprised you didn't read
Speaker 3: that part of your lease when you signed it.
Speaker 15: Would never I would never ever have signed a leaf
Speaker 15: that says that anybody can just randomly come into my apartment.
Speaker 3: Correction, it's not anybody, it's members of bath match.
Speaker 2: I don't care bath Match.
Speaker 11: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Well, you signed it, so you've agreed it's ironclad. At
Speaker 3: this point.
Speaker 12: You are not serious, and I will not stand for this.
Speaker 15: I never serious coming into my apartment without my express permission,
Speaker 15: and especially not to use my bathtub.
Speaker 3: Well, they're not coming in, they're already in.
Speaker 14: Wait, so you're telling me that somebody is in my
Speaker 14: bath right now?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, I mean I didn't get all of their names,
Speaker 3: but the lead person under the reservation of Sebastian.
Speaker 15: Are you telling me that there's multiple people that are
Speaker 15: going to be using my bathroom?
Speaker 3: Well it's not every time, but right now, yes, there's
Speaker 3: at least three, maybe four people in there. It's hard
Speaker 3: to tell.
Speaker 14: You know what, I'm calling a lawyer right now?
Speaker 3: Whoa wait, wait, a lawyer.
Speaker 2: That's a lawyer.
Speaker 3: You sounding like a little bit upset right now?
Speaker 14: Oh a little bit upset, of course I am.
Speaker 3: You told me.
Speaker 15: There's a whole menagerie of people doing god knows what
Speaker 15: in my bathroom right now.
Speaker 3: I don't know about a menagerie, but there are. They
Speaker 3: are members of bath match, so they're all verified.
Speaker 4: What does that even mean?
Speaker 3: They do have a check mark by their name, so
Speaker 3: that must count for something, right, Oh my god, you
Speaker 3: can't just get those I don't even hate. I'm so
Speaker 3: sorry interrupt you? Can you just wait for one second?
Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 9: Where?
Speaker 4: I'm smelling smoke? Get hope those are just candles?
Speaker 3: What's happening anyway? I'm sorry? Where were we?
Speaker 12: You know what?
Speaker 14: I don't even I can't even remember what your name
Speaker 14: is right now, but I don't care.
Speaker 3: Agreement. Just to answer your first question, my name is
Speaker 3: Wayne Dwops.
Speaker 5: Who cares? Wayne?
Speaker 3: Not Wayne, It's Wayne Dan.
Speaker 5: I'm moving out, Wayne, you've.
Speaker 12: Lost the tenant.
Speaker 3: But if you move out, you're gonna have to forfeit
Speaker 3: your deposit.
Speaker 5: I don't care.
Speaker 14: You're gonna have to deal with my lawyer on that.
Speaker 3: That's your choice. But on your way over here, do
Speaker 3: you think you could stop and grab some soap, because
Speaker 3: from the sounds of it, you're so gross at least
Speaker 3: that's what I'm hearing from your sister Hazel. She's in
Speaker 3: with the group right now and says, you guys need
Speaker 3: a new bar.
Speaker 12: What. Yeah, how do you know my sister?
Speaker 3: Well, bath Match she's one of the verified members.
Speaker 12: She's not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she is talking about she has nothing to do
Speaker 3: with that. She does she gets a bathe anywhere she wants,
Speaker 3: and also do as many prank phone calls as she wants.
Speaker 3: On the radio right now, because my name is jeff
Speaker 3: from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, we're doing a
Speaker 3: phone tap on you. Your sister Hazel set you up. Oh,
Speaker 3: she said she's jealous of your new apartment and wanted
Speaker 3: to brank you.
Speaker 14: How did you even come up with that?
Speaker 11: That was crazy.
Speaker 3: You're saying you wouldn't want to have strangers come over
Speaker 3: and take a bath in your tub?
Speaker 14: Oh you know it always has been a lifelong dream.
Speaker 3: But alas, we should sign up for bath Match then,
Speaker 3: so job.
Speaker 5: Wake up every morning was tap weekday mornings on the
Speaker 5: twenties Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Alexis if you meet a guy on a dating app
Speaker 3: and then block him, how should he read that? Does
Speaker 3: that mean that there's no chance, or are you telling
Speaker 3: him hey, try hard or stupid?
Speaker 5: Pretty much?
Speaker 11: Know, m.
Speaker 4: Marsh, that's what blocking is.
Speaker 8: Un lets me catches the five minute window.
Speaker 4: I un block him.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 3: I only asked because one of our listeners says the
Speaker 3: woman he was talking to blocked him almost immediately, but
Speaker 3: it was all part of her elaborate plan that she
Speaker 3: does to guys all the time. We'd never heard of
Speaker 3: something quite like this before, and honestly, I'm a little
Speaker 3: worried that once we air this, other women are gonna
Speaker 3: start trying this.
Speaker 1: So that means it's a good thing, huh.
Speaker 3: And unfortunately men will fall for it too. They're gonna
Speaker 3: hear what it is in your brand new second date
Speaker 3: update Next second date Update Date. We get a lot
Speaker 3: of requests for second dates on this show, and to
Speaker 3: pick which ones to do, we try to look at
Speaker 3: the emails for something that stands out, Yeah for sure,
Speaker 3: whether that's a cool date idea or a bad mistake
Speaker 3: that they know that they made that night, or in
Speaker 3: today's case, somebody with a unique first name. That's it,
Speaker 3: which is why we'll be talking to a guy who
Speaker 3: signed his message car C A r so Car Welca,
Speaker 3: is that your given name spelling?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 16: Actually I was born with the even car, but it
Speaker 16: has two RS.
Speaker 1: I was thinking it was going to be like short
Speaker 1: for Carson or something.
Speaker 3: Did you write it wrong in the email with only
Speaker 3: one R?
Speaker 2: No? No, no.
Speaker 16: When I got to my twenties, I just dropped the
Speaker 16: second R because I just thought it would be quicker
Speaker 16: and more professional.
Speaker 1: More professional. I mean, who would hire a car with
Speaker 1: two rs? I right that those people are jokes.
Speaker 3: They sound very professionals. Now, yeah, okay, well we're going
Speaker 3: to call you by the short car name.
Speaker 1: I guess I wanted to do more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to stick to what he wants. So tell us
Speaker 3: about the woman that you met. What's her name?
Speaker 2: Her name is Charlotte. You know I met her online?
Speaker 1: Charlotte. Okay, well, okay, how did you guys strike up
Speaker 1: a conversation?
Speaker 16: So we connected over the app. She gave me your
Speaker 16: phone number and we were texting, and within the first
Speaker 16: couple of texts, she goes, Hey, no offense, but I
Speaker 16: do this with every to see you know how committed
Speaker 16: they are. But I'm going to block you and I'm like,
Speaker 16: what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: You say? She says, The only way to reach me
Speaker 2: after this is through my Venmo.
Speaker 1: No, why that's kind of smart.
Speaker 3: I mean that's a red flag to move on.
Speaker 1: It is a red So the only way you can
Speaker 1: reach her is if you ven her like a buck
Speaker 1: and write something in the comments of it.
Speaker 4: If she's only worth a dollar, Brook, you don't want
Speaker 4: that kind of lady.
Speaker 1: She's at dollars.
Speaker 2: I mean she's really attractive.
Speaker 16: She was really cute, and I was like, whatever, okay, fine,
Speaker 16: you know, I'll send her a dollar on venmo just
Speaker 16: to talk to Oh.
Speaker 4: Did you send a dollar? She may find that insulting friend.
Speaker 16: Well, when it was done, it cost me sixty two
Speaker 16: dollars to get to date.
Speaker 3: You said, sixty two one dollar messages?
Speaker 2: Why all right?
Speaker 16: So I venmoed her dollar with a message that said, hey,
Speaker 16: it's car, and you know that allowed me to reach her, right,
Speaker 16: So fast forward sixty one venmo messages later, Oh my car?
Speaker 1: Which one was yourself? A steam that went with it?
Speaker 2: You know, I mean, whatever, it's just fun dude. I
Speaker 2: thought it was funny. It's a bold movie. You got
Speaker 2: to give her credit to work the system. Whatever.
Speaker 3: You know, we don't have to cut this second date
Speaker 3: update short. The only way to reach us now is
Speaker 3: through Venmo.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, it's cute when she does it, but it's
Speaker 1: not cute when we do it, hucky.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because I'm flirting with her.
Speaker 16: This is going somewhere I'm not going.
Speaker 8: Is she commenting on any of these Venmo payments or
Speaker 8: you just cheap going one after another?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, that's that's how we continue to talk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so did you actually turn this into a
Speaker 3: real date or are we doing this all through Venmo messages?
Speaker 16: Obviously, so she agrees to date. So we went to
Speaker 16: like this college volleyball game. Finally, the game was cheap.
Speaker 16: You know, I didn't have enough I didn't have enough
Speaker 16: money for a nice dinner after that?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 1: Was she okay with just a cheap date?
Speaker 16: I mean it seemed like it's meaning. It was pretty fun.
Speaker 16: We got to talk about her live, you know. After
Speaker 16: the game, we stopped by like a Costco food court
Speaker 16: to get some hot dog or whatever.
Speaker 1: This is her jam, that food core.
Speaker 3: I mean Costco food is everybody's jam, I know.
Speaker 1: But like she's reading as a woman who wants money,
Speaker 1: like she wants a rich guy. That's why the Venmo
Speaker 1: is there.
Speaker 16: I don't really think so, because you have to imagine
Speaker 16: every guy that takes this girl out is going to
Speaker 16: take her out to somewhere extensive or whatever. So I
Speaker 16: just figured i'd be different, I'd be the opposite of that.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 1: You're right, but you're on the phone with us car, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, how did that date end?
Speaker 3: Or what's happened since then?
Speaker 16: Well, on the date, she said this is definitely different
Speaker 16: than the type of date that she normally goes on.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a good thing, Okay.
Speaker 1: The way she delivered it was like, this is different,
Speaker 1: like in a positive tone.
Speaker 2: I mean that's how I took it.
Speaker 16: Okay, okay, anyway, but clearly now she's not responding anymore,
Speaker 16: not even to my Venmo messages.
Speaker 2: And I sent her like ten bucks on the last one,
Speaker 2: the dollar amount.
Speaker 1: Noway, can you see her history? Can you see how
Speaker 1: many other men?
Speaker 2: Or no? Private?
Speaker 1: God, I want to follow her Venmo so bad. I
Speaker 1: wish you could do that.
Speaker 4: Brooks dollar.
Speaker 3: I wonder if she'll even answer the phone when we
Speaker 3: try and call her here, because she seems really picky
Speaker 3: about who she talks to.
Speaker 4: We have no money either.
Speaker 1: Why why? Why? Why do you want to see her again, superd.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's one of these the answer to every hy
Speaker 3: question for a dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're so dumb.
Speaker 1: I think that there's some depth in some men, Jeffrey
Speaker 1: every once in a while.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we're gonna try and get Charlotte a call here.
Speaker 3: Luckily we're not blocked yet if we want to get blocked.
Speaker 4: I'm really good at this.
Speaker 3: I bet I'm sure by the end of the call
Speaker 3: we will be. But let's come back. We'll try and
Speaker 3: get you a second date update with her right after this.
Speaker 3: Just hold on to the second date update. Today is
Speaker 3: a new one for second date for us because our
Speaker 3: listener Car formerly spelled with two rs. Now it's just
Speaker 3: one R.
Speaker 1: That part doesn't really matter on the radio. The difference it.
Speaker 3: Does matter for professional reasons. It's much more professional with
Speaker 3: just one off. But he matched with a woman named
Speaker 3: char Lynne on a dating app, and once he got
Speaker 3: her number, she said, so I do this with every guy,
Speaker 3: but I'm blocking you and the only way to reach
Speaker 3: me now is through Venmo. Okay, And it worked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get Car gave her like sixty three bucks
Speaker 1: before they would on their first date.
Speaker 3: Something like that. Initially I said red flag, but now
Speaker 3: that I think more about it, maybe this is actually
Speaker 3: a huge green flag.
Speaker 1: Oh, because she's such an entrepreneur.
Speaker 3: Yeah, most guys don't want to date gold diggers. She
Speaker 3: clearly doesn't need any of his money because she's already
Speaker 3: got so much coming in from me. And she was
Speaker 3: very upfront and clear with her communication about it, saying
Speaker 3: I do this to every guy, So Car did this
Speaker 3: out of his own free will.
Speaker 4: Actually, she is pretty open.
Speaker 3: And seemed amused by this girl's strategy.
Speaker 1: It just baffles me that men are okay with this,
Speaker 1: Like all of you are like, oh, she's hot, that
Speaker 1: makes sense.
Speaker 4: The bar is very low for us.
Speaker 3: Logic alexis, what do you what do you think about
Speaker 3: her strategy?
Speaker 8: Oh? No, it works. I'm just confused why he's wondering
Speaker 8: why she's not calling him back. I mean it's.
Speaker 3: Obvious, right, Yeah, what's obvious?
Speaker 8: Money don't care.
Speaker 3: Women don't want money out of guys. That's not a thing.
Speaker 1: He got the sixty three bucks. Why even go on
Speaker 1: a date with him? Do you mean, why waste your time?
Speaker 3: Do you have any ideas on that car? And he
Speaker 3: guesses of what she might say.
Speaker 16: Here I'm looking forward to connecting and seeing what happens,
Speaker 16: but I really have no idea.
Speaker 3: The real question, though, is can a good relationship happened
Speaker 3: when it starts from Venmo payments? But can you build
Speaker 3: something serious out of that?
Speaker 1: I don't think unless it's a business venture. I'm going
Speaker 1: to go No.
Speaker 3: We're going to try and hopefully prove that wrong and
Speaker 3: get her to agree to it. Sorry, sorry, I just
Speaker 3: remember that's the goal here.
Speaker 6: For at least we know if they ever proposed, he
Speaker 6: could just send her the dollar request with a little wedding.
Speaker 9: Ring on it.
Speaker 3: All right, we gotta call this well this girl. I'm
Speaker 3: going to dial her number right now. Hopefully she answers.
Speaker 3: Here we go, Hello, ah, Hi, we're looking to speak
Speaker 3: with Charlynne.
Speaker 1: I'm just shocked that she answered the phone, honestly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all kind of surprised that you answered. Because
Speaker 3: we're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Okay, Hi, Charlotte, how are you?
Speaker 11: Hi?
Speaker 3: You We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey, and
Speaker 3: we're doing something called a second Date update, trying to
Speaker 3: help out one of our listeners that you went on
Speaker 3: a date with recently named Carr.
Speaker 12: Oh god, oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're either really religious or you're really fed up
Speaker 4: with him.
Speaker 3: I clearly remember him. We just sorry. We need to
Speaker 3: ask you even before why you're not calling him back.
Speaker 3: We want to ask you about the Venmo thing.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, he told you about that.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course he told us. He said he spent
Speaker 1: sixty three dollars just trying to get a date.
Speaker 10: I mean, it's just like I told him, it's like
Speaker 10: a commitment thing because I have a lot of guys
Speaker 10: reach out to me, and I only want the ones
Speaker 10: who are serious. And then Mo is like the first hurdle.
Speaker 3: Then the first hurdle, seriously as a guy is a
Speaker 3: thousand bucks.
Speaker 4: I don't mean he's serious about.
Speaker 8: You will just see more desperate if they're willing to
Speaker 8: spend more.
Speaker 10: No, it's not about the money. It's just about like
Speaker 10: the inconvenience of just not being able to like message
Speaker 10: on an app. You can message anybody on an app.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're trying to see how much effort they're willing
Speaker 3: to put in just to like get on a date
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 10: Right, It's about the effort. It's not about the money.
Speaker 1: Why did you wait to sixty three dollars to answer him.
Speaker 8: Yeah, why didn't you send the money back?
Speaker 1: I mean, no judgment if it's about the money, but
Speaker 1: it seems like you just need to lean into that part.
Speaker 3: The women are calling you gold diggers, so you can't
Speaker 3: pick up.
Speaker 8: I'm not against it, but just own it.
Speaker 10: Let me tell you about the date that we went on,
Speaker 10: and you will realize that I'm not a gold digger.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, you did tell us a little bit about
Speaker 3: it with the volleyball game and the Costco.
Speaker 10: Okay, so we told you that, Yeah, it was fun,
Speaker 10: it was funny. I must say that Costco pizza was
Speaker 10: way better than I expected.
Speaker 4: Wow, I apologize.
Speaker 1: I had her pegged as a hot dog girl too.
Speaker 1: That is a shocking move in the rere.
Speaker 3: I thought you were a chicken, big lady, you yourself
Speaker 3: are saying that you had a better time than you thought.
Speaker 3: The food was better than you thought. Carson really nice.
Speaker 3: Then why aren't you calling him back?
Speaker 10: Well? I have a thing about etiquette and treating people
Speaker 10: around me better than I treat myself, and I I
Speaker 10: was just there was something that happened on the date
Speaker 10: that I just was not okay, with really rubbed me
Speaker 10: the wrong way.
Speaker 1: That's interesting etiquette. Yeah, so you think it would be
Speaker 1: important for him to know what it is so he
Speaker 1: can change his behavior.
Speaker 10: Uh yeah, I don't know. Just the we were at
Speaker 10: the Costco food court ordering our food and there was
Speaker 10: the opportunity to tip, and he just didn't even like, wait,
Speaker 10: there's servers.
Speaker 8: There, No, you order, You can order on your own.
Speaker 8: If you don't work with a person, I.
Speaker 4: Don't have a membership. Guys, I'm sorry, I exposed to screen.
Speaker 8: You don't even work with a person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's like a there's like an area of screen.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a self checkout. Yes.
Speaker 10: Yeah, people you know, get your pizza from the counter
Speaker 10: and there's a person there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they kind of just like throw it
Speaker 1: on the counter and then turn around.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's like we're at.
Speaker 4: A sports stadium and they're like prepping it exactly.
Speaker 1: Like there's not much eye contact.
Speaker 3: Or don't done the Costco workers and all the hard
Speaker 3: work that they don't a.
Speaker 1: Burger restaurant, I know what it's like. It's like a
Speaker 1: fast food counter. I mean, it's the same thing condemned.
Speaker 3: A restaurant doesn't hold a candle. So the food.
Speaker 1: Court, as I know that that strongco. The cook was amazing.
Speaker 3: We're getting sidetracked here, So you found it rude that
Speaker 3: he didn't offer a tip to the person that gave
Speaker 3: you your pizza.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think that you should try to slip up
Speaker 10: five to any service worker. I just feel like it's
Speaker 10: the right thing to do, and it clearly didn't cross
Speaker 10: his mind.
Speaker 1: I've never seen anyone tip in Costco, well not at
Speaker 1: the rich Costco where you shop up the latest Costco.
Speaker 3: But okay, so that was it. That was like the
Speaker 3: deal breaker for you.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I went back. I said I was
Speaker 10: going to go get more napkins, and I went back
Speaker 10: and gate the woman a five dollars bill.
Speaker 1: Ex nice of you.
Speaker 8: I mean, technically it's his money. You used to tipper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in a way he did tip.
Speaker 5: Yeah him.
Speaker 3: There's clearly two sides of this story. We have Charlotte's
Speaker 3: now we need to get cars because I need to
Speaker 3: let you know, Charlotte. He's been on the other line
Speaker 3: listening to this the entire time.
Speaker 12: Oh are you sure what?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how these work. I'm sorry, Oh no, yeah,
Speaker 3: to hear it.
Speaker 1: If it's something it's important to you.
Speaker 12: Okay, I mean, hi, car.
Speaker 16: This is actually kind of a joke, right because I
Speaker 16: always tip twenty percent on every chick if there's a waiter.
Speaker 16: But this tipping culture is out of control. Like, who's
Speaker 16: going to ask me for a tip? Next my landlord
Speaker 16: for my rent? Like what are we doing?
Speaker 3: That actually is a really good idea.
Speaker 10: I feel from animosity for me right now and that.
Speaker 16: Yeah, you know what, I feel like you have a
Speaker 16: guilt complex because you're taking money from men and you
Speaker 16: don't like any rule.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is getting deep.
Speaker 2: That's why you're triggered by it.
Speaker 3: A car. You know, we're trying to help you here
Speaker 3: to get another Doba.
Speaker 2: Need help. I'm good, I've heard enough. I'm good.
Speaker 1: What does this make? You're so angry?
Speaker 3: Sound very trick by it.
Speaker 2: Because this is a joke. This is a joke, Like
Speaker 2: she's actually a joke.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, what are you talking about?
Speaker 13: Why am I getting this?
Speaker 2: Everyone? I'm out?
Speaker 3: No? No, okay, Well, we don't want it to get
Speaker 3: hostel on the phone. We're just trying to set up
Speaker 3: another date for the two of you somewhere that's happen.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe somewhere where there's no tip needed.
Speaker 3: It's like a Costco food court.
Speaker 1: Perhaps, I mean, I'm kind of like sticking up for him, but.
Speaker 3: That was I know, you came in really really harsh there.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, nobody's gonna hear your point when
Speaker 1: you just come in yelling a car like, there's no
Speaker 1: way that she's ever going to see your side that way.
Speaker 3: Man, bru, I don't even think he's on the phone.
Speaker 3: Are you still their car?
Speaker 1: I was wanting a tip from him.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's done none, but we just provided the service
Speaker 3: for him. He says, if you provide a service, then
Speaker 3: he'll give you a tip. But he dined and dashed
Speaker 3: on our show. What the heck, Charlotte, you're you're still there?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 10: Oh, Charlotte, Yeah, I'm just kind of amazed at how
Speaker 10: much energy hostility.
Speaker 1: Sorry about.
Speaker 4: I didn't think I was gonna have your back by
Speaker 4: the end of this.
Speaker 3: So I love it out a bullet. You're pro tipping, though, right, Charlotte.
Speaker 3: Give thirty on this phone.
Speaker 1: It's free, So if you do zero times thirty, it's still.
Speaker 4: We can count on you, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't trust Brooks math on that. I think it's
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars Jeffrey in the morning. Yikes. Man, I'm
Speaker 3: still trying to figure that whole situation.
Speaker 1: Out because he got so mad.
Speaker 3: He seems so offended about how tipping is getting out
Speaker 3: of control these days. Although he was basically tipping her
Speaker 3: on Venmo in order to get a date.
Speaker 4: That was the irony there.
Speaker 3: I'm like, sir, when you're tipping a woman just for conversation,
Speaker 3: you're the one who's making tipping out of control, not
Speaker 3: the woman.
Speaker 6: But he would argue, let me be him, Well, she's
Speaker 6: offering a service.
Speaker 4: I'm getting a reward every time. I know.
Speaker 1: I can't even hear that. I mean, the the anger
Speaker 1: part was so bizarre to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like he was ready to snap.
Speaker 2: He came on hot.
Speaker 3: So I'm glad that Car peeled out on that one. Honestly,
Speaker 3: I try to stand up for the listeners as much
Speaker 3: as possible on these segments, even when I look like
Speaker 3: an idiot for it. He would make it really really
Speaker 3: difficult to defend him.
Speaker 1: God, but I love you looking like an idiot. So
Speaker 1: maybe I'm sad that he's.
Speaker 3: Hang when you did, Car, But if you want to
Speaker 3: get a little bit of help with your dating life.
Speaker 3: You can always email the show. We'll call that person
Speaker 3: who's not calling you back. Yeah, go Tree for free.
Speaker 3: You don't charge anything. How dumb are we?
Speaker 4: Would you take them?
Speaker 3: Yeah? If you're willing to. You can also check out
Speaker 3: our second date updates on your podcast wherever you get
Speaker 3: yours at Brooke and.
Speaker 5: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Guys are always saying that women are so complicated, but
Speaker 3: there's actually a trick. Sometimes all you gotta do is
Speaker 3: randomly sprinkle in a couple of words you know they
Speaker 3: love to hear in the middle of your conversation.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're just gonna say listen, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Don't waste your time doing that. Just say stuff like
Speaker 3: target don't work, iced coffee.
Speaker 1: You didn't need the sound effect out, Alexis.
Speaker 3: I don't know why that is, or in Brooks case,
Speaker 3: organic dirt based deodorant.
Speaker 1: This humidity just.
Speaker 3: Went up in the room after I said that. But
Speaker 3: our next segment is all about using the right romantic
Speaker 3: words as people confess their love on Craigslist. Oh, in fact,
Speaker 3: maybe you're going to hear one of your romantic trigger
Speaker 3: words when we read them a brand new misconnections.
Speaker 1: But I have a fellow.
Speaker 3: It's coming up right after this.
Speaker 5: Misconnections.
Speaker 3: That was me staring there's only two places in this
Speaker 3: world to find true love. One is at Area fifty one,
Speaker 3: underneath the table where they're operating on the aliens. So
Speaker 3: much free out of this world, loub over the Oh.
Speaker 1: I'd hooking up with the alien, Okay, I.
Speaker 3: Have rules against that for some reason. The other On
Speaker 3: the pages of craigslist dot org, we comb that website
Speaker 3: top to bottom, front to back to find the best
Speaker 3: misconnections that they have to offer, like this first one
Speaker 3: titled just like the Dogs, I Trap you captured my
Speaker 3: heart man for woman thirties park, tell me you're a
Speaker 3: dog catcher. Oh no, let's find out, he says. I
Speaker 3: was working my animal control job.
Speaker 1: For the city, thank God, dealing.
Speaker 3: With a pack of wild squirrels that took over a
Speaker 3: utility ship. I saw you.
Speaker 4: Oh, are there any domestic squirrels?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were the brunette with a body that reminded
Speaker 3: me of the Jessica Rabbit poster I had at the
Speaker 3: lap age of seven.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: As a child, I was like, I have a crush.
Speaker 2: On this cartoon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll never forget the first words you said to me. Hey, God,
Speaker 3: stop blanking staring at me.
Speaker 1: Whoa, Okay, that's very Jessica Rabbit up her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I was.
Speaker 12: So.
Speaker 3: I went about my business, but saw you jogging by
Speaker 3: about an hour later.
Speaker 1: Why are you still there?
Speaker 3: You stopped? I thought to apologize to me for earlier. Instead,
Speaker 3: you said you needed help because your car tire had
Speaker 3: a hole in it.
Speaker 6: Oh now who comes crawling back?
Speaker 1: She doesn't remember it's even the same guy.
Speaker 3: I don't know nothing about cars. I'm just an animal
Speaker 3: control guy. But I grew a pair of acorns and
Speaker 3: got to work.
Speaker 4: Yeah outa boy.
Speaker 3: After thirty minutes, it turns out half a roll of
Speaker 3: duct tape and some styrofoam pieces taped over the hole
Speaker 3: didn't quite do the job.
Speaker 1: Oh darn, it sounds like an alexis to fix you.
Speaker 3: Then told me to get away from you as you
Speaker 3: reached for your phone to call a quote real man.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, or the cops.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Since our last interaction, I learned how to patch a
Speaker 3: tie from some dufices on YouTube. Let me prove it
Speaker 3: to you in person.
Speaker 1: Why do I feel like he's going around stabbing tires.
Speaker 3: Let's go to your next misconnection titled Your Love is
Speaker 3: Electric Woman for Man forties convenience store parking lot. I
Speaker 3: was the blonde with a fresh boob job driving the
Speaker 3: Cheetah Print Tesla.
Speaker 1: Wow, they're always real high when you first get him
Speaker 1: done in your chin a little bit.
Speaker 3: You were two charging stations over in the orange Nissan
Speaker 3: on leaf.
Speaker 1: A Tesla driver is looking at a leaf. Guy, I
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 3: Judging by your adult braces, I knew you had money expensive, y'all.
Speaker 1: I'm judging by his car. I think you're wrong.
Speaker 3: I put my flirt game into high gear and asked
Speaker 3: you if you could help me locate my charging port.
Speaker 1: Oh, let me guess he did not get the innuendo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you said sure, And as you walked over to me,
Speaker 3: I giggled and jiggled. I tried to make some small
Speaker 3: talk about how Elon Musk doesn't believe we landed on
Speaker 3: the moon. You told me he's probably an alien.
Speaker 1: For each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't remember laughing so hard in all my life.
Speaker 3: You're so funny everything in life. Why is she still
Speaker 3: loud after you plugged my port? I asked if you
Speaker 3: knew how to use any other electric toys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this guy's so confused.
Speaker 1: I got a drill at home.
Speaker 3: You said you had a remote control car as a kid,
Speaker 3: and then I told you that's not what I was
Speaker 3: talking about. Then you commented that your nephew bought a
Speaker 3: drone last year.
Speaker 1: That's what she's.
Speaker 3: You quite get my vibe for electric toys. You were
Speaker 3: lucky you walked back to your tiny car because I
Speaker 3: was about to give you a tour of the inside
Speaker 3: of my Tesla.
Speaker 1: Oh, I also think she's not literal. Again, if you.
Speaker 3: See this, the tour is still available, but only if
Speaker 3: you buy me sushi in a new dress. First signed London.
Speaker 1: This guy will never call her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he has no idea. NEXTWIST connection is titled help
Speaker 3: Need It on Ile Love I Like It Man for
Speaker 3: Woman fifties supply store. A beautiful angel approached me as
Speaker 3: I was browsing the aisles of the office depot. Wow,
Speaker 3: you were that angel, and you proved that you don't
Speaker 3: need makeup to make a Neon red store uniform look good.
Speaker 3: Just long brown hair and massive cans. I was in
Speaker 3: the market for a new landline after my pitbull terrier
Speaker 3: ripped my old one out of the wall.
Speaker 1: Oh can you pick that up?
Speaker 4: Even your pitpulls like bro upgrades.
Speaker 3: You recommended a motorola with a nine to one one
Speaker 3: speed dial.
Speaker 1: Feature because you're old and you may need it.
Speaker 3: I told you the only feature I need is your
Speaker 3: dad's number so I can ask permission to marry you.
Speaker 4: This stuff.
Speaker 3: Admit it. I got more game than Fortnite.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's heard of.
Speaker 8: It is about an old novel.
Speaker 3: At one point we flirted with each other. You asked
Speaker 3: me what else I was looking for, and I said,
Speaker 3: five foot one good cook knows the difference between a
Speaker 3: stroke and a heart attack.
Speaker 1: Oh, so the nine one one feature will come in here.
Speaker 3: After that, you walked away and called your manager to
Speaker 3: help me over the loud speaker. Seems like the ball
Speaker 3: is in your court. Martina Navtalova, Yeah, I'm waiting.
Speaker 1: So I was like, her name's Martina. That's cool.
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know that.
Speaker 1: Forty love and we started with ile love, tell him
Speaker 1: to stop.
Speaker 3: We're also turned on by John Geris Connections.
Speaker 5: For the week, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Got a brand new player to the game today. Her
Speaker 3: name is Alicia. She works front desk at a dental
Speaker 3: office for the last fifteen years, and she announced that
Speaker 3: she is going to be going to Disney World soon.
Speaker 1: That's why we're playing the music.
Speaker 3: Lisia, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 7: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: That's your favorite ride? What's the best ride?
Speaker 16: Well, I haven't been a disney World, so that was
Speaker 16: really long, a long long time ago.
Speaker 14: I mean I always like Magic moun Disney Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great. I heard that Disney World is second
Speaker 1: happiest place on Earth and that the first is actually
Speaker 1: dentis office.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 13: Come to the dentist.
Speaker 2: You don't have to go to the dentist, is what
Speaker 2: I like to.
Speaker 3: Thank I wanted to play Mary Bang kill with the
Speaker 3: Disney Princess with you?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, the princess? Who are you marrying?
Speaker 9: Mary?
Speaker 1: And I Pokemon? Oh okay princesses? Yeah sure, I'm Mary Bell.
Speaker 1: That's just personal choice. Okay, who are you killing you?
Speaker 1: Who are you taking out?
Speaker 11: Uh Ariel?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, who's that choice?
Speaker 12: Bad boy?
Speaker 9: Jasmine?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, who I'm married to? Talk about my wife?
Speaker 2: All right, get a little belly action.
Speaker 3: Now we're in the mood for some trivia here perfect
Speaker 3: in the studio. Let's go over the rules. Thirty seconds.
Speaker 3: Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 3: you could say past. But you have to beat her
Speaker 3: out right if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 12: I'm ready?
Speaker 3: All right, let's do this like Jasmine is listening. Good luck? Okay,
Speaker 3: your time starts now. Today is tax day? What does
Speaker 3: the R in ir S stand for revenue? The sport
Speaker 3: cricket originated in which country?
Speaker 1: England?
Speaker 3: In nineteen ninety five? What chain restaurant debuted their signature?
Speaker 3: Stuffed cruss pizza? Snow and fiddler are two types of
Speaker 3: what creature? What was the first flavor of Gatorade?
Speaker 12: The ice?
Speaker 3: Blue Walla isn't just a city, it's a type of
Speaker 3: what vegetable. I know you can't prepare.
Speaker 9: I don't know about that.
Speaker 3: Don't say anything, she said, hilarious. But we're just starting
Speaker 3: to get to know you, because, like I said, you're
Speaker 3: new to the game I see on my screen or
Speaker 3: your interests or concerts. And the last concert that you
Speaker 3: went to your favorite last year was Beyonce.
Speaker 1: It sure was. It was so I die, dude, can't
Speaker 1: you wait for the new tour. Oh my gosh, the
Speaker 1: Cowboy Carter Tour.
Speaker 10: I'm excited.
Speaker 11: I already got my Cowgirl's going to be.
Speaker 4: The most fashionable Cowboys show.
Speaker 1: It's an event. It's not just a show. It is
Speaker 1: like an event.
Speaker 13: That's it.
Speaker 16: It's life changing.
Speaker 3: Well, it's a lot like the event that we do
Speaker 3: here on this show. Win Brooks Bucks. Yeah, just Beyonce concerts.
Speaker 3: Some have said a lot of people have said that,
Speaker 3: So are you ready to partake in the extravaganza.
Speaker 1: You've never been doing beyond this show.
Speaker 3: But yes, here we go. Time it starts now. Today
Speaker 3: is tax Day. What is the R in ir S
Speaker 3: stand for revenue? The sport cricket originated in which country?
Speaker 1: India?
Speaker 3: In nineteen ninety five? What chain restaurant debuted their signature
Speaker 3: stuffed crust pizza pizza hut? Snow and fiddler are two
Speaker 3: types of what? Sea? Creature?
Speaker 1: Seahorse?
Speaker 3: What was the first flavor of gatorade? Red Walla isn't
Speaker 3: just a city, it's a type of what veteran? Who
Speaker 3: was the host of the TV show Kitchen Nightmares? What
Speaker 3: character does Will Ferrell play in the movie Anchor?
Speaker 1: Man? Oh, that's the one.
Speaker 3: Yike, okay, answers are in now. We got to go
Speaker 3: with the scoreboard to see how bolted with Jose.
Speaker 4: Whoa ver nice King of the Castle.
Speaker 6: I have a chair, Alicia, Alicia.
Speaker 4: You got to correct today.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no questions, that's good.
Speaker 4: And brook you well, you didn't go easy, you got five.
Speaker 8: Definitely didn't get.
Speaker 1: That last one.
Speaker 3: What came on fire? Today, let's go to the answers
Speaker 3: for everybody. Today is tax day. The R in IRS
Speaker 3: stands for revenue Internal Revenue Service. Sport cricket originated in
Speaker 3: India back in seventeen twenty five.
Speaker 4: Yeah the Doctor by England as like their favorite game.
Speaker 3: But in nineteen ninety five Pizza Hut debut their signature
Speaker 3: stuff cross pizza sood. Snow and Fiddler are two types
Speaker 3: of crabs. Snow crabs Fiddler crab. The first flavor of
Speaker 3: Gatorade was the yellow one lemon lime flavor.
Speaker 4: Everyone uses colors. Yeah, like it was like she said blue,
Speaker 4: Brooks said.
Speaker 1: Red say presence too.
Speaker 3: The next question isn't just a city, it's also a
Speaker 3: prison and it is a type of onion. The host
Speaker 3: of the TV show Kitchen Nightmares is Gordon Ramsey, and
Speaker 3: Will Ferrell plays Ron Burgundy in the Inkerman. So Alicia,
Speaker 3: Unfortunately it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today. But just
Speaker 3: for playing, you are going to get a pair of
Speaker 3: tickets to see Kane Brown in his In the Air
Speaker 3: Tour team on August sixteenth. That girl, get your tickets
Speaker 3: to see multi platinum country that is Cam Brown. That's
Speaker 3: right ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 8: I love it.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys so much. Yeah listening jeff On on
Speaker 3: your first time.
Speaker 7: I sure did.
Speaker 10: I'll be back for more.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. We'll be back to do Windbrooks
Speaker 3: Buck same time tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.