Speaker 1: You don't know me.
Speaker 2: Confession I can't take back earl arms.
Speaker 3: Mouse Speak text seventy five ninety two says I'm thirty
Speaker 3: eight years old and I just realized you can totally
Speaker 3: put a king sized fitted sheet on a queen sized bed,
Speaker 3: and it's way easier than struggling to stretch it out
Speaker 3: to all the four corners.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that is all Lucy goosey on the top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be weird. You can make it tight
Speaker 2: by pulling it out underneath that up you can staple it.
Speaker 2: I'm mind personally, things fit over small things. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: never know what crazy.
Speaker 3: Nuggets of wisdom you're gonna learn when we do the
Speaker 3: mass speaker.
Speaker 2: You're right, king.
Speaker 1: Sheets for all your beds now, just spending more money
Speaker 1: for no reason.
Speaker 3: Hopefully today's listener has some mind blowing knowledge to drop
Speaker 3: on us, and she's going by the name Teresa today.
Speaker 2: So Teresa, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I always feel like people are going to
Speaker 1: be nervous on this segment because you're confessing something.
Speaker 4: How are you feeling, I'm actually chuckling.
Speaker 2: You're chuckling.
Speaker 4: Oh that was not what I expected. I like it.
Speaker 3: You confessor seven people, your confession is going to make
Speaker 3: us laugh today.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it'll make you laugh, but it'll
Speaker 4: make you think twice about being a jerk.
Speaker 3: Oh oh okay, okay, Well some people in this room
Speaker 3: need that lesson, he included, So voice changer is on you.
Speaker 3: Are you hear the mass speaker whenever you're ready, let's
Speaker 3: hear your confession?
Speaker 4: All right? Well, my dad had an autobody shop. I
Speaker 4: work at it as long as I can remember. I
Speaker 4: started there as like a teenager, doing like a little
Speaker 4: odd tasks, and then you know, once I turned seventeen,
Speaker 4: I actually became basically like the greater intake person.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you're on the office side. Then you're not
Speaker 1: an auto mechanic yourself.
Speaker 4: No, no, not in our own mechanic myself. But I
Speaker 4: would base, we'd be as soon as someone would pull up,
Speaker 4: I would go outside with the clipboard, find out, you know,
Speaker 4: what's giving them a.
Speaker 3: Problem, give them a hug, and reassure them that everything's
Speaker 3: going to be okay.
Speaker 1: Then slip them the five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: I was definitely not a hugger.
Speaker 2: Like little personal touch. When you different, I get it
Speaker 2: like I didn't know that body was the car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you were like the greeter and you did
Speaker 3: like the initial check of the vehicle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all that gap. But I noticed the trend,
Speaker 4: and it was that people would be jerked to me sometimes,
Speaker 4: like they would roll up in there, picked off at
Speaker 4: the world, and like take it out on me.
Speaker 2: That's why you need to do the hugging thing to
Speaker 2: help them. If you didn't do it, I'm not a therapist. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, plus you're like an eighteen year old girl, right.
Speaker 4: So it's like and like car shops kind of bad
Speaker 4: rep automatically super being scammed.
Speaker 2: So that must sucked have to deal with that.
Speaker 4: It did. It did, especially as like a young girl.
Speaker 4: So when someone was a jerk to me, I will
Speaker 4: go ahead and make a little asterisk in the corner
Speaker 4: of their intake form, okay, and that would remind me
Speaker 4: that when it was time to check them out at
Speaker 4: the end, I would make it a point to concoct
Speaker 4: some obnoxious story or excuse or thing that I would
Speaker 4: tell them and like, what do you mean. Yeah, Like
Speaker 4: I would say, oh, obviously we repaired the damage on
Speaker 4: your car. But I'd be like, but with that new
Speaker 4: coating we put on, You're not going to be able
Speaker 4: to wash your car for about six months.
Speaker 1: Oh six months, six months, yeah, or the coating will
Speaker 1: wear away and the paint could peel off. So your
Speaker 1: revenge was they had to drive her ound in a
Speaker 1: dirty car.
Speaker 4: Hold on, that was actually not that down. One time,
Speaker 4: I remember this one guy such can I say the
Speaker 4: D word on there? Yes?
Speaker 3: Say?
Speaker 4: He was such a to me. It was the middle
Speaker 4: of winter, and I told him, hey, engine is all fixed,
Speaker 4: good to go, but just one tip, I wouldn't use
Speaker 4: the heater from maybe thirty to sixty days. I don't
Speaker 4: want to avoid your warranty.
Speaker 2: Oh, avoid your warranty. You avoid the warranty is scary Herbie.
Speaker 2: I would be like, oh, I don't want to avoid
Speaker 2: anything either.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then when it gets to be summer, the ac
Speaker 1: is the same thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of summer, you guys, worst thing I ever
Speaker 4: did to a customer gets worse. I had had shrimp
Speaker 4: for lunch, like a shrimp scampy I brought from home,
Speaker 4: and I decided to hide a piece of shrimp underneath
Speaker 4: the driver seat.
Speaker 1: Of her car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and a scampy's like a garlic o.
Speaker 4: I knew in the hot summer, over days and days,
Speaker 4: it would start like deteriorating and rot. And I was like,
Speaker 4: just so you know, the fluid we put in the
Speaker 4: engine after the repair, I'm kind of like a little
Speaker 4: fishy odor you might know there. Yeah, like that'll go
Speaker 4: away so.
Speaker 2: They won't look for it. Now, did you quit the
Speaker 2: job there?
Speaker 3: Or did your dad fire you?
Speaker 1: Why do never? We don't never have returning customers.
Speaker 4: No, I mean I just I just grew out of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah it works.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. If your dad is listening right now
Speaker 1: and he somehow connects the dots, he's still gonna be mad.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: You guys, my dad is this big Italian guy like
Speaker 4: Tony Soprano, you know, but he's a softie, and you'd
Speaker 4: be like, no one treats my daughter. I was a
Speaker 4: daddy girl.
Speaker 2: He put horse heads in their trunk. That was his joke. Look,
Speaker 2: I didn't cut the break lines. God we laughed.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's true with this family.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So you guys, this is just my reminder be nice
Speaker 4: to service workers and people who help you, because everyone's
Speaker 4: doing their best and if you're not nice, we're gonna
Speaker 4: get back at you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, free shrimp scampy undera S you done lunch to me?
Speaker 2: I know two days.
Speaker 1: Give me.
Speaker 2: The text seven too.
Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,
Speaker 3: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make
Speaker 3: you the next mass speaker.
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