Speaker 1: A man walks into a doctor with a banana stuck
Speaker 1: in his ear. Doctor, what's wrong? You're not eating properly?
Speaker 2: What's white and smells like bananas? Monkey sped?
Speaker 1: What's yellow and smells like bananas? Monkey vomit?
Speaker 2: Why are politicians like bananas? They go in young and
Speaker 2: green and come out.
Speaker 1: Bat Today I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Speaker 1: I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Speaker 2: What do you call a shoemade of a banana? A slipper?
Speaker 1: Technically, a banana slug is just a more specific type
Speaker 1: of fruit punch.
Speaker 2: My son asked me what I think about bananas? I said,
Speaker 2: they're appealing. What do you call Indian banana bread? Banana?
Speaker 2: Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He
Speaker 2: kept throwing away the bent ones?
Speaker 1: What did the banana cart player do when the banana
Speaker 1: blackjack dealer dealt him to banana aces? Banana split?
Speaker 2: Why did the banana go see a doctor because it
Speaker 2: wasn't peeling? Well?
Speaker 1: More groans coming upright after the swift interlude. Why didn't
Speaker 1: the monkey eat bananas? They just didn't appeal to him?
Speaker 2: As for apple, b is for bananas? What is c
Speaker 2: four explosives.
Speaker 1: When the person in the banana suit told a joke,
Speaker 1: everyone split with laughter.
Speaker 2: Bananas are a popular fruit because they have appeal.
Speaker 1: How many bananas does it take to screw in a
Speaker 1: light bulb? A bunch?
Speaker 2: What do banana public judges do after they rule on
Speaker 2: a case? Take a peal?
Speaker 1: Why don't bananas use sunscreen so they can peel more easily?
Speaker 2: What happened to the banana couple they split up?
Speaker 1: Where did you learn how to make a banana split?
Speaker 1: Sunday school?
Speaker 2: My son just pointed a banana at me. I asked
Speaker 2: him if it was loaded? Yes, loaded with potassium. I responded, k.
Speaker 1: Some bananas are difficult to open, which I find on appealing.
Speaker 2: A color blind friend insists that all apples are yellow.
Speaker 2: I told him that was bananas. I'm Bob Jeffy and
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