Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that just secured a pricey piece
Speaker 1: of real estate everybody wanted. It's in South Dakota, on
Speaker 1: the other side of Mount Rushmore. His plan chiseled the
Speaker 1: backside of all four presidents and call it Mount Flushmore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why do I know that's Lincoln Lincoln's yap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna need a bt more mountains. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what, you get your commemorative postcards. Now with Laser Stories,
Speaker 1: the segment where we read weird news stories around the glove,
Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.
Speaker 1: Those other potus peaches just don't. This first laser story
Speaker 1: is out of Canada. Thirty five year old Justin Rye
Speaker 1: Bicky is currently having a hard time in his life.
Speaker 1: His issue, he's being constantly harassed by endless pizza deliveries.
Speaker 2: He's what I never wanted.
Speaker 1: This sounds amazing at first, coming from a place called
Speaker 1: Pizza seventy three. The orders were not only using his address,
Speaker 1: but also his email and his phone number.
Speaker 2: A friend pranking him or something, he asked if.
Speaker 1: He didn't know, so we reported the pizza deliveries to
Speaker 1: the police from the very start because he was spooked
Speaker 1: by how the scammer was using all of his personal
Speaker 1: information in the orders, he thought maybe he'd somehow been hacked.
Speaker 1: Because they don't just go to his home. They also
Speaker 1: show up at his work.
Speaker 2: Ohore, like pizzas every day all day? Are they using
Speaker 2: his credit card to buy him or.
Speaker 1: They they're doing They're showing up telling him to pay
Speaker 1: for the pizza and cash. He doesn't pay for them.
Speaker 1: He sends them all back, but still so he called
Speaker 1: Pizza seventy three and told them not to accept any
Speaker 1: orders under his name. Yeah, and then the scammer switched
Speaker 1: to Dominoes. No, it's if that sounds like dedication, it is.
Speaker 2: Get order from Dominoes and pay when they show up.
Speaker 3: Yes, never do anymore.
Speaker 1: The scammers also using technology to manipulate the phone number
Speaker 1: to make it look like Justin is the one making
Speaker 1: the call.
Speaker 2: Someone really makes you mad though this is a trolley.
Speaker 1: If you're wondering, Our victim says he doesn't know who
Speaker 1: would do this. It can't be a disgruntled X because
Speaker 1: he claims I've never dated anyone.
Speaker 2: For him. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And you went on to say, either someone hates these
Speaker 1: pizza places or they're getting revenge on me for something else.
Speaker 1: I have no clue.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, I don't know how he could do anyone
Speaker 2: wrong in life now I am.
Speaker 1: Over the past six months, more than one thousand dollars
Speaker 1: worth of pizza has been delivered to him way. The
Speaker 1: police are investigating, but so far no suspicions. Let's go
Speaker 1: to your next laser story. Out of the friendly skies.
Speaker 1: Flying first class with your pet is bougie. But a
Speaker 1: new airline plans to up the class level because they
Speaker 1: just introduced a new business model private that's just for dogscket,
Speaker 1: I won't. It's called bark Air and it was launched
Speaker 1: by the bark Box subscription service.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, very huge. Could they just send cute toys?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they did, But now they vow to revolutionize
Speaker 1: flying for our canine companions. And if you don't believe me,
Speaker 1: listen to their ad.
Speaker 2: Introducing bark Air fan the dogs will fly the way
Speaker 2: they've all mast dissolved to.
Speaker 1: And this is not a joke. If you're wondering, this
Speaker 1: sounds like satire, That sounds like an April Fool's prank
Speaker 1: that someone would pull.
Speaker 2: But this is real.
Speaker 1: The luxury carrier is better than any business class ticket
Speaker 1: a human could buy. Oh my gosh, just listen to
Speaker 1: the CEO who says Bark Air has gone all out
Speaker 1: for its furry clientele.
Speaker 3: That plane is a golf Stream five, so it's icer
Speaker 3: than first class by quite a bit. We layer on
Speaker 3: top of that a bark experience, which involves things like
Speaker 3: blankets and pillows for the dogs and those are covered
Speaker 3: in pheromones to make them more comfortable. Are treats or
Speaker 3: snacks for the dogs. Some of those are the flavors
Speaker 3: they enjoy, offering them a menu different types of water,
Speaker 3: including a dog champagne, which is just chicken broth, so
Speaker 3: non alcoholic.
Speaker 2: It's not cute.
Speaker 1: It makes me angry, is that I have a request
Speaker 1: for my rich dog Jeffrey. Can we roll the window downs?
Speaker 1: We can stick his head out. They do have like
Speaker 1: better service on these dog flights than you could ever
Speaker 1: get on a human fly. To Other than those amenities,
Speaker 1: dogs can sit on laps, seats or beds. Leashes are
Speaker 1: required during takeoff, landing, and during turbulence. Good and the
Speaker 1: size and breed will be allowed, but they must be
Speaker 1: up on all of the vaccinations if they want to fly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it rude if sniffed the flight attendants?
Speaker 1: But no, that's terrible, it's increat imagine chicken or fish.
Speaker 1: So what does it all cost? The flight from New
Speaker 1: York to LA will run you six thousand dollars one
Speaker 1: way way, and if you want to go to London
Speaker 1: that'll set you back eight grand. And that's for the dog,
Speaker 1: that's not for you. Yeah, oh my god. The airline
Speaker 1: hopes they can lower those costs in the coming years.
Speaker 1: But one thing they don't plan on doing, though, is
Speaker 1: a private flight just for cats. Can you imagine they
Speaker 1: just wouldn't appreciate it like a dog will.
Speaker 2: This cat's freaking out.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see the first video of a
Speaker 1: dog Karen getting forcibly taken of a bark air flight.
Speaker 2: If you've had too much dog champagne.
Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of tech trends. Over
Speaker 1: the past ten years, we've gone from having no idea
Speaker 1: who was showing up at our doorstep to being alerted
Speaker 1: that someone was walking up, seeing who they are and
Speaker 1: what they're carrying, and even scolding them if they're rough
Speaker 1: with a delivery. Y, well, hold onto your hats because
Speaker 1: the next innovation in doorbell cameras is gonna shock you.
Speaker 1: They're gonna make devices that are armed to shoot paintballs
Speaker 1: at someone coming on to your property. Crazy, but it's real,
Speaker 1: kids are going to It's called paint cam Eve, which
Speaker 1: has the capability to fire paintballs at a target with
Speaker 1: ultra high precision. An intruder, a kid who's toilet paper
Speaker 1: in your house, or even a neighbor's pet that feels cool,
Speaker 1: they're going on your porch, that happens. It's a smart
Speaker 1: device that has facial recognition and the paintball firing can
Speaker 1: be triggered by you as you're watching on the app,
Speaker 1: or it can be automated. Automated like you have ten
Speaker 1: seconds in this.
Speaker 2: That you get a little mad at your spouse, they
Speaker 2: leave the house and get pat back when they come back.
Speaker 3: Don't come back to tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Here's the crazy bar. It doesn't just shoot paintball pellets.
Speaker 1: It can also be loaded with cartridges that can unleash
Speaker 1: tear gas. So when your in laws show up to Thanksgiving, bro,
Speaker 1: you have to suffer.
Speaker 2: I get see now.
Speaker 1: It really does that. And paint cam Eve is from
Speaker 1: a startup out of Slovenia. No word on how much
Speaker 1: these are going to cost.
Speaker 2: Wait, why why is my mother buying a gas mask online?
Speaker 1: Back, of course, you do need to factor in the
Speaker 1: lawsuits that you're about to be hit with if paint
Speaker 1: cam Eve shoots someone in the eye or accidentally fires
Speaker 1: an innocent visitor or a girl scout who's trying to
Speaker 1: sell you cookies. Yeah, literally, anything can happen.
Speaker 2: That's the fun of it, jeff That's.
Speaker 1: Why this guy's equipped his shell with a paintball gun.
Speaker 1: Too many shoe imposts off a Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 2: That's not the sound of the gun firing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just he's angry about it. Sal means Laser
Speaker 1: Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll
Speaker 1: do it again, same time on Friday, Brook
Speaker 2: And Jeffrey in the morning.