Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends, and even
Speaker 1: worse girlfriends.
Speaker 2: They could get away with that, but now they're about
Speaker 2: to get busted.
Speaker 3: They say, true happiness comes from the little things in life.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's great.
Speaker 3: Unless the little thing is a little affair on your
Speaker 3: apartment that'll make your significant other more than a little upset.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Luckily, we have a little segment on our show called
Speaker 3: Busted where you can tell us a little story about
Speaker 3: how you caught your dumb little ex being a little
Speaker 3: selfish shit. Okay, all right, little Jeff, make yourself feel
Speaker 3: a little bit better if you do it that way.
Speaker 3: And we've got a few listeners ready to share their stories.
Speaker 3: We're gonna start with Maya, tell us how you busted
Speaker 3: your significant other?
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I used to live in this neighborhood and
Speaker 4: like every day on my way home from work, I'd
Speaker 4: be like a black away from my house, and all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, there will be this car that would
Speaker 4: just be zooming like past me, like super fat.
Speaker 3: You doing.
Speaker 1: You don't know proof that was me exactly.
Speaker 5: And it's a neighborhood and it's like kids and stuff,
Speaker 5: so it's kind of dangerous.
Speaker 4: Oh god, you pull the old lady like I do.
Speaker 3: Slow down.
Speaker 5: I am totally that person. It was happening like two
Speaker 5: weeks in a row. This car would be just zooming by,
Speaker 5: so I was like, well, I'm gonna see if this
Speaker 5: car comes by. I basically parked my car sideways at
Speaker 5: the entrance of the neighborhood the locket. So yeah, my god.
Speaker 1: Like doing a full police stuff or whatever.
Speaker 5: Pretty much because I'm like, not on my watch, I
Speaker 5: need to say something. Nobody else has said anything.
Speaker 4: Oh I love you. Yeah, strips, Yeah, just like a
Speaker 4: giant spotlight.
Speaker 5: Like I don't know what was going to happen, but
Speaker 5: I was like, they're gonna fill my rask.
Speaker 4: This is kind of like I know what happened.
Speaker 5: Sure enough, they come zooming like they do, but now
Speaker 5: they stop. So now this chick is coming up to
Speaker 5: my car screaming, yelling at me. Guess who the chick is?
Speaker 5: Who my boyfriend's ex wife?
Speaker 4: Oh wait yeah.
Speaker 3: Wait, So was she trolling the neighborhood by driving quickly
Speaker 3: or was she Yeah, like what did she say?
Speaker 5: Get this? They had been hooking up every day?
Speaker 2: Oh, She's like it's just so much better. When we're
Speaker 2: not married, you know.
Speaker 3: Oh that's wow.
Speaker 5: It was wild because he would basically track my phone
Speaker 5: in my location, and so like right when it be
Speaker 5: time for me to get closer, I get close, he
Speaker 5: would basically tell her, you gotta go.
Speaker 3: You're never sharing locations with the significant other ever again.
Speaker 5: After that, trust me, never again.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: Never.
Speaker 3: Like, next time when you guys hook up, please calmly
Speaker 3: leave the neighbors. Okay, speedway, Yes, let's go to Gavin.
Speaker 3: Tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 2: Okay, well it happened not too long ago. It was
Speaker 2: actually during the eclipse. Oh god. Yeah, I paid for
Speaker 2: my girlfriend and I could go to one of these
Speaker 2: like solar clips stewing parties. Oh yeah, she's into astrology
Speaker 2: and all that, so I thought it was a good idea.
Speaker 3: Oh crystals.
Speaker 2: So we go to this remote place with all these
Speaker 2: other people and the guy that is telling us for
Speaker 2: the sand and like what time and everything, and then
Speaker 2: the eclipse happened, and I know I'm not supposed to,
Speaker 2: but I like popped my glasses off for a quick second.
Speaker 2: I'm not recommended.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was where you could see the full eclipse too,
Speaker 1: and I also popped.
Speaker 5: It's hard to see.
Speaker 1: Those glasses are literally like blash.
Speaker 2: Well, so I took the glass off, and I see
Speaker 2: my girlfriend put her hand on the tour guide.
Speaker 4: Oh what whoa?
Speaker 2: Did she think it was?
Speaker 4: Maybe you?
Speaker 2: Maybe that was the issue. Well it doesn't end there.
Speaker 2: Oh I see them walk behind a tree. I'm like baffled.
Speaker 2: So I run over and sure enough they are making out.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, what I didn't see? How long was it?
Speaker 4: Well, it depends on where you are.
Speaker 1: You could be up to like four and a half
Speaker 1: minutes where you are, of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what did you do?
Speaker 2: Honestly, I stared. I could have been twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: Right, that's horrible.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I mean when they realized, like I was there,
Speaker 2: I kind of confronted her. Yeah, she said she said
Speaker 2: it was because of the solar eclipse.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, may say, animals, that's weird.
Speaker 3: You know, all your instincts come out. So okay, Well
Speaker 3: that was a cosmic phenomenon that you watched.
Speaker 4: I don't think it'll happen again until twenty forty four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I forgive her again. Then we have time
Speaker 3: for one more. Let's go to Chris Ly tell us
Speaker 3: how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 1: It was my birthday. Oh, and my boyfriend bought me
Speaker 1: Mike and Ice like a bunch of bo a candy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a random candy to give me. And when
Speaker 1: I asked why he got me that kind, he said,
Speaker 1: it's because I love it.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's kind of nice.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like you do, though, I don't.
Speaker 2: Oh you don't, Okay, I don't.
Speaker 1: I've never really had them before.
Speaker 5: This was the first time.
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, not me.
Speaker 3: I know girls always say it, but this is the
Speaker 3: time where you're like, you're thinking about somebody else.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: At the time, I was like, whatever, he's trying to
Speaker 1: be thoughtful. I guess there, I guess. A few weeks later,
Speaker 1: we're hanging out with his coworkers and this cute girl
Speaker 1: from his office comes up and she's eating a box
Speaker 1: of Mike and Ike.
Speaker 3: Just a coincidence, though, Yeah, I've never seen anybody, honestly,
Speaker 3: you know what happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So she's saying how she's addicted to him to them, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: probably your slipper. And I talked to her because I
Speaker 1: was like, this is too big a coincidents. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we figure out that he's been dating both of us.
Speaker 2: He's dating her just like sleeping.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, and he got it confused.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Mike, And.
Speaker 1: I'll never eat a box of those candies thinking of
Speaker 1: you again.
Speaker 3: I mean, I wasn't going to anywhere. Christly, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Hit up our textboards seventy five nine too. If you
Speaker 3: have a funny storybout how you call you're ex cheating,
Speaker 3: you could be on the next edition of Busted Phone Taps.
Speaker 2: Coming up next, Brooke
Speaker 5: And Jeffrey in the Morning