Speaker 1: Oh hello, it is I.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, I'm so happy that the odds are finished.
Speaker 2: But I am also a little bit upset because that
Speaker 2: last voice was so sexy. I did not care about
Speaker 2: the products, but oh jays keep speaking to.
Speaker 3: Me like that.
Speaker 4: Let's just get to the podcast.
Speaker 5: Okay, good thing.
Speaker 2: Brooke and Heffrey also have these sexy voices and not
Speaker 2: just coming on now.
Speaker 5: Let's start off with a little inspiring Florida story today.
Speaker 5: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. Even though this happened
Speaker 5: last week, the story is just coming out now. Because
Speaker 5: a woman went into a Chili's restaurant, ordered some tacos
Speaker 5: and tipped the server three hundred dollars. It's a great
Speaker 5: day for that guy. Jose, you were a server, how
Speaker 5: would that make you feel getting that type of tip?
Speaker 1: I would have cried.
Speaker 5: I would have.
Speaker 4: Won.
Speaker 5: But then the day after, same woman comes back, orders
Speaker 5: a different meal and tips that server seven hundred and
Speaker 5: seventy seventy dollars. I imagine numbers, Yeah, and why.
Speaker 4: Seven hit her?
Speaker 5: I can't comes back the day after that?
Speaker 4: Wait, the third day, the third day, which.
Speaker 5: Just happened to be the day after the eclipse, and
Speaker 5: she tells the manager. So my understanding was I wouldn't
Speaker 5: need money anymore because I was going to be swept
Speaker 5: up in the biblical rapture that.
Speaker 3: Was supposed to happen during the eclipse.
Speaker 5: So in light of that, I'd like all of my
Speaker 5: tip money back. Police.
Speaker 4: So she was just living out her last days at chili.
Speaker 5: Yeah, reasonable request, right, I mean it makes sense.
Speaker 4: I I hate what I plan for the end of
Speaker 4: the world. And then could you see the chili's manager
Speaker 4: getting her though she.
Speaker 5: Was misled.
Speaker 4: You got to give her some credit, but I just
Speaker 4: wanted some babyback ribs.
Speaker 5: The chili's manager had to tell her, well, sorry, that's
Speaker 5: not really how this works. Yeah, you tipped us, we
Speaker 5: get the tip. So she claims it was fraud and
Speaker 5: she's now getting a lawyer.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: And it's actually kind of exciting to see how this
Speaker 5: is going to turn out.
Speaker 4: The fraud part her believing that it was the end
Speaker 4: of the world.
Speaker 5: So will this be a future Hero of the Week
Speaker 5: situation for us? I hope that's not. With the woman
Speaker 5: with the manager of the chili who has to deal
Speaker 5: with all of this nonsense. We're going to keep you
Speaker 5: posted on this, so inspiring Florida story. More inspiration is
Speaker 5: about to happen right here on the show, as we
Speaker 5: can go into the shacolic question of the day with
Speaker 5: our own digital Jake inspire us. Jake.
Speaker 3: All right, Nandos, sit up in your seats, wipe the
Speaker 3: disgusting crumbs of American breakfast sandwiches off your maus and
Speaker 3: show some respect, because today we're honoring royalty.
Speaker 1: Oh fancy breakfast sandwiches.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about the actual royal Windsor family, who's
Speaker 3: got more drama right now than a season finale of suits. Ay,
Speaker 3: I'm talking about real, genuine British nobility known as the
Speaker 3: Spice Girls. Yeah, the famous all girl nineties band who
Speaker 3: took the world by storm with their catchy tunes and
Speaker 3: infectious energy, ended up selling over eighty five million records.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, and today is Posh Spice's birthday, one.
Speaker 1: Married to David Beckham.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they grew up really poor, remember, So to honor.
Speaker 3: Her Majesty Victoria Beckham, We're gonna play a really really
Speaker 3: really really ziggazig edition of plenty of twenty. Now we'll
Speaker 3: go around the room and you'll each give me a
Speaker 3: number one through twenty and then return you'll get a
Speaker 3: tribuae question about the Spice Girls. Oh fun, get it
Speaker 3: right and you'll be my lover. Getting wrong and I'll
Speaker 3: get with your friends. Yeah, let's start with hard Seltzer spice.
Speaker 3: That's Alexis. Alexis, give me number one through twenty. Please,
Speaker 3: let's go one, number one, Alexis. You can't have any
Speaker 3: help with this question, you, Alexis. The band came together
Speaker 3: in nineteen ninety four. How many members were there? And
Speaker 3: the Spice Girls?
Speaker 6: Okay, I know them sort of.
Speaker 4: I feel like they were your mother's Like I like
Speaker 4: because the.
Speaker 6: Movie Chicken Little when I was little.
Speaker 4: They sing a song and yeah.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, there's like posh sporty uh oh no, okay.
Speaker 4: I think there's five of them, Jake.
Speaker 3: Alexis said, five.
Speaker 8: That is.
Speaker 1: Answer.
Speaker 3: All right, it's time for insulin spice. That's so, say Hose,
Speaker 3: give me number one through twenty. That's four, Jose. Each
Speaker 3: member of the Spice Girls had a distinct personality that
Speaker 3: resonated with fans. Their famous nicknames came from it. Tell
Speaker 3: me all five of the members nicknames.
Speaker 4: Said, I'm just saying I want to help her so bad.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm alright, So I know. Baby, she was
Speaker 1: the cutest one.
Speaker 9: I had a crush on Baby Spice.
Speaker 4: Okay, Scary Spies.
Speaker 5: Pumpkin spice is really popular right.
Speaker 1: Now, we know it's her birthday.
Speaker 5: Sporty Spice, I remember her.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it was the last one. Come on, baby, Scary, Sporty.
Speaker 10: Spicy, Spicy, Spicy Spicy, not gonna remember, Yes, you do,
Speaker 10: Sporty and.
Speaker 3: Lover Spies, said lover Spice. You need to get four
Speaker 3: of them, right, Jose. The last one you were missing
Speaker 3: was Ginger Spice.
Speaker 4: Oh, Ginger, the only one that could actually be considered
Speaker 4: a spice.
Speaker 3: Jose's out. Let's move on to a stigmatism Spice's brook,
Speaker 3: You remember one through twenty.
Speaker 4: Please, you're gonna look real close, and I'm gonna say
Speaker 4: eight brook.
Speaker 3: In nineteen ninety seven, the Spice Girls branched out to
Speaker 3: the silver screen and produced a movie. It was a
Speaker 3: musical comedy featuring the members of the group in a
Speaker 3: fictionalized version of themselves. The film had a two word title, Spice.
Speaker 1: What I Remember?
Speaker 4: Oh, So I was in high school when this happened.
Speaker 4: I was like a junior and I don't know that
Speaker 4: I went and saw this, but man, did I love
Speaker 4: the Spice Girls. And I am almost one hundred percent
Speaker 4: sure it was called Spice World.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brooke said, Spice World. That is correct.
Speaker 1: How I remember that too.
Speaker 3: Breck Brook and Alexis are still in Jeff, your nickname
Speaker 3: is Latex Spice according to my records. All right, l's
Speaker 3: give me a number one through twenty thirteen, Jeffrey. The
Speaker 3: Spice Girls ended their run in the year two thousand.
Speaker 3: They reunited twice since then, and the last one happened
Speaker 3: at a popular event back in twenty twelve. Name that event.
Speaker 5: I know in twenty twelve, the Mayans thought the world
Speaker 5: was supposed to end. Remember that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone that we just.
Speaker 4: Went over to the Florida Lady.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Maybe it was one of those ends of the World
Speaker 5: concerts with Get Together reverse.
Speaker 3: We are the World, We were the World.
Speaker 5: The last thing I want to hear before I go out,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say it was the End of the World
Speaker 5: concert for twenty twelve, an end.
Speaker 3: Of the World concert. I don't think that was a thing, Jeff,
Speaker 3: that's incorrect. Dark It was the London Olympics. James Bond
Speaker 3: was there. All right, we're down to Brook and Alexis
Speaker 3: for the last round.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go.
Speaker 3: Alexis, give me a number one through twenty please, Alexis
Speaker 3: name the two word iconic catchphrase that the group made famous.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, really yeah?
Speaker 6: Should twins got like, let's go girls?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 6: Three worst Yeah two, so go girls.
Speaker 3: Alexis wet with go girl? That is, should the boys
Speaker 3: say it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 11: One?
Speaker 3: Two three cal girl power.
Speaker 1: Doesn't support girl.
Speaker 3: The Spice Girls popularized the concept of girl power became
Speaker 3: strong advocates for female empowerment and unity. Yeah, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: girl power. Alexis got that wrong? Means Brook, you're the
Speaker 3: Spice Queen and today's winner.
Speaker 1: Oh plenty, woman power lady.
Speaker 5: But sure Brook gets to choose who gets shocked today,
Speaker 5: and they're going to be singing wanna be by Spice Girl.
Speaker 4: I'm choosing jose for not remembering ginger. Tell me what
Speaker 4: you want, what you really really want?
Speaker 12: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna.
Speaker 4: You can't really tell when you're being shocked.
Speaker 5: That's your CHOCOLA question of the.
Speaker 11: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Well, management came to me the other day saying they're
Speaker 5: worried about us after hearing a few of our more
Speaker 5: volatile segments recently. They think we need to prioritize our
Speaker 5: mental health. Okay, they're requiring all of us to do
Speaker 5: mandatory therapy sessions, all right. Unfortunately they don't have the
Speaker 5: budget to hire real therapists for us, because they spend
Speaker 5: their last dollars building a private entrance to the parking
Speaker 5: garage for Brook so that she doesn't have to interact
Speaker 5: with quote unimportant people in the building health right, But
Speaker 5: instead they want us to therapize each other therapy. They
Speaker 5: want to therapize each other company time. Everybody, think of
Speaker 5: one thing that you want to bring up to the group.
Speaker 5: Then we're going to go around sharing in a group
Speaker 5: therapy edition of What's on your Mind. We're all going
Speaker 5: to therapize each other hard coming up. If you're one
Speaker 5: of those people who says good morning, Oh come on,
Speaker 5: you can do better than that good morning. Second, just
Speaker 5: know everybody in that room hates you from that moment on.
Speaker 5: And that's why on this segment, I don't say good morning.
Speaker 5: I just get right to it and ask what's on
Speaker 5: your mind? Starting with Brook, what's on your mind.
Speaker 4: Oh man, parenting has finally paid off.
Speaker 5: Hey, y'all have been pretty rough to this point, that's sure.
Speaker 4: Saying I have put in some work. The kids, they're
Speaker 4: getting a little older, they're ten and seven now, and
Speaker 4: we are on a like four and a half hour flight.
Speaker 4: They come around with a drink cart and yes, hosey,
Speaker 4: we are in coach because that's how our families fly.
Speaker 4: Just to set the stage, well.
Speaker 5: The rest of the families in coach brooks.
Speaker 4: And the kids order their little Coca colas because they
Speaker 4: get so excited they're allowed to pop on the on
Speaker 4: the plane and they're sitting there reading and they say
Speaker 4: they're pleased and their thank you because I would beat
Speaker 4: them if they didn't, right, you know, but.
Speaker 5: She wouldn't do it in front of everybody plane.
Speaker 4: Then I go to order and the flight attendant is like,
Speaker 4: oh my gosh, you have the most amazing children, the
Speaker 4: most polite kids I have ever encountered. Would you like
Speaker 4: a free glass of wine? No? What? Am I just love?
Speaker 11: You got to bring us a wine? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, children.
Speaker 4: Then, because it's a long flight, they come through again,
Speaker 4: and this time I'm like, okay, my parents because my
Speaker 4: parents are on the flight too, and they're sitting like
Speaker 4: ten rows ahead of us. I go, can I buy
Speaker 4: my parents a glass of wine? And she goes, your
Speaker 4: money's no good with us, No way, you are that
Speaker 4: sweet family, and you just I will get their wine too.
Speaker 4: My childre are not getting my whole family drunk.
Speaker 1: And it is amazing, so adorable.
Speaker 4: Yes, so shout out, mommy loves you.
Speaker 5: I would feel terrible if I was the guy behind
Speaker 5: you that was like one wine please, and they were
Speaker 5: like no, no, no, you're paying for your mind.
Speaker 12: Well, last year I got this credit from Hawaiian Airlines
Speaker 12: because I canceled a flight.
Speaker 4: Okay, so it was time to use it.
Speaker 1: So thankfully it was enough to cover a first class
Speaker 1: flight to Hawaii. Baby, there you go.
Speaker 4: Hello, how it's a credit that you already paid for me?
Speaker 1: It felt like it was a free fight.
Speaker 12: So in first class, I'm all excited and I get
Speaker 12: to the gate and right when I get there, they're like, okay,
Speaker 12: we're now boarding first class. So I go to the
Speaker 12: front lady because there's a super long rope, right and
Speaker 12: I walk around the rope to board. It's like two
Speaker 12: hundred feet, So I'm like, excuse me, do you mind
Speaker 12: if I just go under the rope and board And
Speaker 12: the lady looks at me and it's like no, and
Speaker 12: I'm like, oh, good thing, I asked, no problem.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go.
Speaker 12: And I'm happy with the mom that if they can
Speaker 12: come right through the gate, go ahead, and anyway, I'm like, look,
Speaker 12: I get it, let's not break the rules.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I walk around.
Speaker 5: I'm going to Hawaii.
Speaker 1: I'm happy.
Speaker 12: So then as I'm walking to the rope, I hear
Speaker 12: her make an announcement like ding, just a reminder of everybody.
Speaker 1: We are only boarding first class right now.
Speaker 4: She thinks, you don't.
Speaker 1: All other boardings will happen later, and I'm just like, yeah, idiots,
Speaker 1: you know. I'm making my way to the front.
Speaker 12: And so I turned the corner and I walk up
Speaker 12: and she's like, sir, we are only boarding first class.
Speaker 3: And I know, and when she sees the.
Speaker 12: Screen accept me her face, she goes, we have a wonderful.
Speaker 3: Flight, sir.
Speaker 11: Care.
Speaker 12: I was shocked and I was offended, And then about
Speaker 12: halfway down the aisle, I realized she's.
Speaker 1: Right, like, I don't look like I belong here.
Speaker 3: The same I'm like.
Speaker 12: A chubby guy in a T shirt and a truncker
Speaker 12: hat that says brook of Jeffrey in.
Speaker 1: The morning, excuse me?
Speaker 13: Can I under the rope?
Speaker 1: So anyway, I got first class shamed. I'm proud of it.
Speaker 1: I don't look like I belong. I was also in
Speaker 1: the last row.
Speaker 4: Doesn't she know that you're always in first class?
Speaker 5: Jeffrey, hat's on your mind?
Speaker 6: I saw it a little diloma lately because I wanted
Speaker 6: to go on vacation my best friends. But I owe
Speaker 6: my grandma some money. So it seems like a bad
Speaker 6: look to take a trip when you're in debt to someone.
Speaker 4: Yeah that you love.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's your Grandma's in the mob that he
Speaker 5: said that your grandma money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna get.
Speaker 6: Your leg just like a car payment. Anyways, it's.
Speaker 14: Story.
Speaker 4: Sure, Yeah, I'm gonna go on the trip anyways, because
Speaker 4: we all know you've already maxed out all your credit
Speaker 4: I ago, so I tell my mom. I'm like, hey, look, Mom,
Speaker 4: you're the only person who's gonna know. Because I'm leaving
Speaker 4: the country.
Speaker 6: Someone should know I'm going.
Speaker 4: I don't know, okay, so it's between you and me.
Speaker 6: I won't post nothing Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because we don't want Grandma to see exactly she
Speaker 4: will see. Yes, fast for it.
Speaker 6: I'm on the trip again, no posts about it, nothing.
Speaker 6: Two days in and I get a text from my grandma.
Speaker 6: I opened it and she says, alexis.
Speaker 3: Hope your vacation is fun.
Speaker 4: Assume it's a quick trip.
Speaker 6: Since everyone needs to work sometimes.
Speaker 4: Possibles and so expertly done. So I went straight to
Speaker 4: Venmo and sent her the money.
Speaker 11: She liked it.
Speaker 6: Anyway, and then you were like, yeah, everything went on
Speaker 6: terms with the grandmar Oh.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 5: I just went to Vegas for a couple of days,
Speaker 5: and you know, when you're walking down the strip there
Speaker 5: they have people on the street that hand out those
Speaker 5: little cards to different clubs and spots. Yeah, and they'll
Speaker 5: be like, hey, come to like the double Mint hippo tonight.
Speaker 5: Normally I try to avoid those people, but for some
Speaker 5: reason on this trip, nobody was offering me the little
Speaker 5: discount cards. And I'm walking and starting to notice they
Speaker 5: would hand out cards to like four consecutive dudes right
Speaker 5: ahead of me, and then they'd seen me and suddenly
Speaker 5: they'd like pulled the cards down.
Speaker 4: Was it because like you were cool enough, or how
Speaker 4: are you feeling?
Speaker 9: I was trying.
Speaker 5: It was bothering me. I was trying to think for why.
Speaker 5: It's either a they thought I looked cheap, probably because
Speaker 5: I also was wearing a Brook and Jeffrey, or be
Speaker 5: they thought I looked too high end then I was
Speaker 5: above the smut that they're offering. Or there's a guy
Speaker 5: who already works at that nightclub that looks exactly like
Speaker 5: me and they're like, oh, he already works there. That's
Speaker 5: the leather Luthario game.
Speaker 4: Did you ever shout what about me?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna do that next time. I'm going to get
Speaker 5: your kids to ask for one play text in seven
Speaker 5: eight five nine to tell us what's been on your mind.
Speaker 5: It's brooken Jeffrey.
Speaker 11: In the morning, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: We just shared what's been on our mind. The textboard's
Speaker 5: blowing up with people telling us what's on theirs. This
Speaker 5: text says I'm going to Italy in three weeks to
Speaker 5: eat a ton of gelato and get an Italian girl
Speaker 5: knocked up.
Speaker 4: Okay, knock her up, ye hook up.
Speaker 3: It's called the.
Speaker 5: It sounds finn. Are you gonna do it in that order, though,
Speaker 5: gelato first and then baby making.
Speaker 4: There's some some gassy situation I celebrate the baby making with.
Speaker 5: Let me switch those two up at least. Another text says,
Speaker 5: the thing that's been on my mind lately is that
Speaker 5: I realized my crush for Jeffrey increases every time I
Speaker 5: listen to your guys and ship.
Speaker 4: Brook.
Speaker 5: This isn't your number it again. Another text says, you're awesome, Brooke.
Speaker 5: Crack me up, keep up the good work for the people.
Speaker 4: That's so nice.
Speaker 5: Just crack me up. Me is that your secret code
Speaker 5: phrase for your drug operations?
Speaker 4: Crack me up?
Speaker 11: Get stitches, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: You've heard the expression caught red handed. It comes from
Speaker 5: the fifteenth century Scotland to describe capturing a murderer who
Speaker 5: still had physical blood on his hands. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: they were red handed.
Speaker 4: I thought they had been dealing with like red ink
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 1: I honestly did red paint.
Speaker 5: But now we use it to describe anytime someone's caught
Speaker 5: doing something wrong at all, every which isn't fair to
Speaker 5: be compared to like a murderer.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I guess I could see that.
Speaker 5: I think they need different colors for different offenses.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, let's get do you got.
Speaker 5: Purple handed if you're caught stealing grapes? Okay, polka dot
Speaker 5: handed if you're stealing underwear. I wonder what color your
Speaker 5: hands would be if you're caught cheating on your significant other.
Speaker 5: We're about to find out in a brand new edition
Speaker 5: of Periwinkle Hands Busted and it sounds too nice though
Speaker 5: maybe well, Si, Sia, we're going to decide on this.
Speaker 5: Bottom line is busted. It's coming up right after this.
Speaker 5: Sneaky husbands lives, live, bad boyfriends.
Speaker 11: And even worse girlfriends.
Speaker 5: They thought they could get away with that, but they're
Speaker 5: about to get busted. They say, true happiness comes from
Speaker 5: the little things in life. Oh that's great, unless the
Speaker 5: little thing is a little affair on your partner that'll
Speaker 5: make your significant other more than a little upset.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Luckily, we have a little segment on our show, oh
Speaker 5: called Busted, where you can tell us a little story
Speaker 5: about how you caught your dumb little ex being a
Speaker 5: little selfish shit.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, little Jeff, make.
Speaker 5: Yourself feel a little bit better if you do it
Speaker 5: that way. And we've got a few listeners ready to
Speaker 5: share their stories. We're gonna start with Maya, tell us
Speaker 5: how you busted your significant other?
Speaker 13: Okay, well, I used to live in this neighborhood and
Speaker 13: like every day on my way home from work, I'd
Speaker 13: be like a block away from my house and all
Speaker 13: of a sudden, there would be this car that would
Speaker 13: just be zooming like fash me like super fat, Oh.
Speaker 5: What are you doing? Neighborhood?
Speaker 13: You don't know proof that was me And it's a
Speaker 13: neighborhood and it's like kids and stuff, so it's kind
Speaker 13: of dangerous.
Speaker 4: Oh god, do you pull the old lady like I do?
Speaker 11: Slow down?
Speaker 13: I am totally that person. Yeah, it was happening like
Speaker 13: two weeks in a row. This car be just zooming by.
Speaker 13: So I'm like, well, I'm gonna see if this car
Speaker 13: comes by. I basically parked my car sideways at the entrance.
Speaker 4: So the neighborhood it so, yeah, police stop or whatever.
Speaker 13: Pretty much because I'm like, not on my watch, I
Speaker 13: need to say something. Nobody else has said anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, strips.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just like a giant spotlight.
Speaker 13: Like I don't know what was going to happen, but
Speaker 13: I was like, they're going to fill my rask.
Speaker 1: This kind of I know.
Speaker 5: What happened.
Speaker 13: Sure enough, they come zooming like they do, but now
Speaker 13: they stop. So now this chick is coming up to
Speaker 13: my car screaming, yelling at me. Guess who the chick is?
Speaker 13: My boyfriend's ex wife.
Speaker 5: Oh wait, yeah, wait.
Speaker 1: So was she trolling the neighborhood by driving quickly or
Speaker 1: was she yeah?
Speaker 5: Like what did she say?
Speaker 13: Yes, they had been hooking up every day.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's like, it's it's.
Speaker 4: So much better when we're not married, you know. Oh
Speaker 4: that's messed on.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 13: It was wild because he would basically track my phone
Speaker 13: in my location and so like right when it be
Speaker 13: time for me to get closed or I get closed,
Speaker 13: he would basically tell her you gotta go.
Speaker 5: You're never sharing locations with a significant other ever again.
Speaker 13: After this, correct me never again. I don't care, never again.
Speaker 12: Like next time, when you guys hook up, please calmly
Speaker 12: leave the.
Speaker 5: Neighbor Okay, speedy, yes, keep going. Let's go to Gavin.
Speaker 5: Tell us how you busted your significant other.
Speaker 15: Okay, well it happened not too long ago.
Speaker 9: It was actually during the eclipse. Oh god, yeah, I
Speaker 9: paid for my girlfriend and I could go to one
Speaker 9: of these like solar clips sewing parties. Oh yeah, she's
Speaker 9: into astrology and all that, so I thought it was
Speaker 9: a good idea.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, she'd route her crystals.
Speaker 9: So we go to this remote place with all these
Speaker 9: other people. Yeah, and the guy that is telling us
Speaker 9: for the sand and like what time and everything, and
Speaker 9: then the eclipse happens, and I know I'm not supposed to,
Speaker 9: but I like pop my glasses off for a quick second.
Speaker 3: Not recommended.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was where you could see the full eclipse too,
Speaker 4: and I also popped. Ah, it's hard to see. Those
Speaker 4: glasses are literally like blas well.
Speaker 14: So I took the glass off and I see.
Speaker 9: My girlfriend put her hand on the tour guide's that.
Speaker 11: Oh what whoa?
Speaker 4: Did she think it was?
Speaker 1: Maybe you?
Speaker 4: Maybe that was the issue.
Speaker 9: Well it doesn't end there. Oh I see them walk
Speaker 9: behind a tree. I'm like baffled, So I run over
Speaker 9: and sure enough they are making out.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I didn't see the clipse. How long was it?
Speaker 4: Well, it depends on where you are. You could be
Speaker 4: up to like four and a half minutes.
Speaker 5: Where you are, of course, yes time, dude, that's cool.
Speaker 5: What did you do?
Speaker 15: Honestly?
Speaker 9: I stared I could have been twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: This is cooler than the tips glasses backs.
Speaker 5: All right, that's horrible.
Speaker 9: I mean when they realized, like I was there, I
Speaker 9: kind of confronted her. Yeah, she said, she said it
Speaker 9: was because of the solar eclipse.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, may animal. That's weird.
Speaker 5: All your instincts come out, so okay, Well that was
Speaker 5: a cosmic phenomenon that you watched.
Speaker 4: I don't think it'll happen again until twenty forty four.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I forgive her again. Then we have time for
Speaker 5: one more. Let's go to Chris Ly tell us how
Speaker 5: you busted your significant other.
Speaker 14: It was my birthday.
Speaker 8: Oh and my boyfriend bought me Mike and ice, like
Speaker 8: a bunch of the candy. Yeah, it was a random
Speaker 8: candy to give me. And when I asked why he
Speaker 8: got me that kind, he said, it's because I love it.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's kind of nice.
Speaker 4: It doesn't sound like you do that.
Speaker 5: I don't, Okay, I don't.
Speaker 13: I never really had them before. This was the first time.
Speaker 4: You're like, yeah, not me.
Speaker 12: I know girls always say it, but this is the
Speaker 12: time where you're like, you're thinking about somebody else.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, at the time, I was like whatever, he's trying
Speaker 8: to be thoughtful. I guess, I guess. A few weeks later,
Speaker 8: we're hanging out with his coworkers and this cute girl
Speaker 8: from his office comes up and she's eating a box
Speaker 8: of Mike and Ike.
Speaker 5: A coincidence though Ye've never seen anybody, you know what happened.
Speaker 8: Yeah, So she's saying how she's addicted to him to them, Yeah,
Speaker 8: and I go talk to her because I was like,
Speaker 8: this is too big a coincidence. Yeah, and we figure
Speaker 8: out that he's been dating both of us just okay, Yeah,
Speaker 8: and he got it confused.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll never eat a box of those caddies again.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wasn't going to.
Speaker 5: Anywhere, Chris, I'm sorry. Hit up our textboards seven eight,
Speaker 5: five nine too. If you have a funny story about
Speaker 5: how you caught your ex cheating, you could be on
Speaker 5: the next edition of Busted Phone Taps coming up.
Speaker 11: Next Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: In the last couple of years, some of the big
Speaker 5: headlines have centered around student loan debt and forgiveness. Yeah,
Speaker 5: whether hope, whether try to just get rid of it all,
Speaker 5: or if you have to pay it off like any
Speaker 5: other debt. I want to add to it, Well, that
Speaker 5: Jose's hill. It doesn't matter where you stand on the issue.
Speaker 5: All that matters is one guy's been looking to get
Speaker 5: his debt cleared, so he emailed his bank asking if
Speaker 5: he could be part of the forgiveness program.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and Brooke is calling back with some good news.
Speaker 5: Can't wait for you to hear it too in your
Speaker 5: phone tap right now.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, I'm calling from since bank. Is this mile zone?
Speaker 14: Hell?
Speaker 15: Yeah, this is him.
Speaker 4: Great because we got your email inquiring about the student
Speaker 4: loan debt forgiveness program.
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty popular.
Speaker 15: Huh right, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4: We get so many people who just want a free ride.
Speaker 4: Don't want to pay for anything these days.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean it's hard to come back and pay
Speaker 15: those off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just stick it to the government with all their
Speaker 4: debt walk away freeloaders.
Speaker 3: Good for you.
Speaker 15: I was just no, I was just looking for a
Speaker 15: little assistance.
Speaker 4: Assistance. I mean, you want it all gone, that's different.
Speaker 16: But okay, there is there a problem here. I mean
Speaker 16: I thought that's what the program was. There was a
Speaker 16: debt forgettness than.
Speaker 4: The federal student loan debt relief program, and I am
Speaker 4: calling it actually happy to inform you because we put
Speaker 4: your name towards the top of the list to be considered.
Speaker 15: That is incredible, nude. Thank you. Okay, that's what I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Earlier I knew you'd be excited. So in the meantime,
Speaker 4: you'll be paying for Abby Clutterbuck from Newark, New Jersey
Speaker 4: and her student debt.
Speaker 15: Wait, I'm supposed to pay somebody else's Can you say
Speaker 15: that again? I paint somebody else's debt?
Speaker 4: Well, I can say it as many times as you want.
Speaker 4: Here's how it works. Once you put in your request
Speaker 4: to have your debt forgiven, you're automatically enrolled in our
Speaker 4: debt transfer program called slutty Lucky. Yeah, it's an acronym.
Speaker 4: It stands for Student Loan Universal God, what is it
Speaker 4: something about like transfer tuition?
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 4: We just call it slutty.
Speaker 15: That's not that's not the program I signed up for.
Speaker 4: You're right, it's not. Remember I told you you were
Speaker 4: being considered for the one you want. But in the meantime,
Speaker 4: you're gonna pay off someone else's debt.
Speaker 13: No, I don't want to.
Speaker 16: I don't want to be any other program. I just
Speaker 16: want to be in the debt forgiveness.
Speaker 4: You know, I don't think you may feel differently when
Speaker 4: you hear Abby's profile. She's a seventh year junior who's
Speaker 4: never graduated with a double major.
Speaker 15: I don't I don't even care who they are.
Speaker 4: You know what she was studying. You're gonna get a
Speaker 4: kick out of this philosophy and recreational journalism with a minor.
Speaker 4: It says here in Alabama tourism. What was she gonna
Speaker 4: do with that?
Speaker 15: Can you take my name off of that list?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I can automatically, you get enrolled. It's just in
Speaker 4: the system.
Speaker 16: So well, then I don't want to be on any list.
Speaker 15: I forget the forgiveness thing.
Speaker 4: I get your feelings. I know your generation pretty big
Speaker 4: on those, but imagine how Abby's feeling.
Speaker 15: I could care less how Abby's feeling. I don't want
Speaker 15: anybody else's debt.
Speaker 4: That's you should care, because I bet she's feeling pretty
Speaker 4: relieved with seven years without a degree. Here it says
Speaker 4: she's a mast over sixty four thousand dollars in debt
Speaker 4: and it's all going to be paid off thanks to you.
Speaker 16: Listen, you're not listening to me, I'm not gonna pay
Speaker 16: for anybody else's debt.
Speaker 4: Wait a second, you say you didn't want to pay
Speaker 4: for somebody else's debt, but you want somebody to pay
Speaker 4: for your debt.
Speaker 15: Yeah, the federal government offers.
Speaker 4: It's kind of funny. Huh, that's kind of funny.
Speaker 16: It's not funny, it's it's forgiveness. It's from the government
Speaker 16: on forgiveness.
Speaker 4: Another funny word, isn't that you just think it's gonna
Speaker 4: disappear into the air.
Speaker 13: You want the.
Speaker 4: Country takes the hits. But that's not your problem.
Speaker 15: No, it's not my problem.
Speaker 4: That's what I'd be thought too.
Speaker 15: So this isn't right, Like, this isn't even legal.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't think you got your law degree. Doesn't
Speaker 4: seem like your debt's high enough for that.
Speaker 15: So this is ridiculous.
Speaker 16: You don't even sound like a professional person.
Speaker 15: Is there somebody else I could talk to you?
Speaker 11: Sure?
Speaker 4: I can transfer you, absolutely, but I do want you
Speaker 4: to know we already transferred last month's payment into Abby
Speaker 4: Clutterbuck's account, so I'm she's very grateful.
Speaker 15: You can't do that. That's not where I sent my
Speaker 15: money to. How did you even get act like that.
Speaker 4: I bet you'll even write you a thank you card.
Speaker 16: I don't need a thank you card for Abby Clutterblood
Speaker 16: or the Slut Foundation or part Bloody Sloody.
Speaker 4: Would you like to thank you card from your wife's Sienna?
Speaker 15: Then I don't even know what you're talking. Are you drinking?
Speaker 4: She's the one who set you up for this prank
Speaker 4: phone call?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 5: What did you say?
Speaker 11: This is all a joke.
Speaker 4: It's Broug from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 4: the Morning. We're doing a tap on you.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 10: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Your wife said you're really excited about the debt for
Speaker 4: a Giveness program, which is awesome, you know, I mean
Speaker 4: awesome for you, awesome for Abby Clutterbuck.
Speaker 15: I still want the debt forgiveness. I don't know if
Speaker 15: you guys could help me there.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I can't do that. Got a lot of
Speaker 4: debt on this show. Only two of us actually went
Speaker 4: to college.
Speaker 15: So okay, so only two of you went to college.
Speaker 15: Why do I feel stupider.
Speaker 13: Than you, guys?
Speaker 4: Because because stupid is totally a word.
Speaker 11: The week up every morning was fun Taps weekday mornings
Speaker 11: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: We've done a lot of second date updates on this show,
Speaker 5: and some end with oh, I like those are nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Others end with.
Speaker 4: Our studio audience is just killing it on top of.
Speaker 5: It, And then there's a chosen few that end with.
Speaker 4: Thin it's a blue.
Speaker 5: We've all been there. Today's call I can confidently tell
Speaker 5: you ended in a whole bunch of this.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good.
Speaker 5: Those are fireworks if you can't hear okay, not necessarily
Speaker 5: the good type, because things got intense ba and I'm
Speaker 5: not even gonna say it was always the callers bringing
Speaker 5: the intensity. What I can promise, though, is this is
Speaker 5: a must listen. You gotta hear this one. If you
Speaker 5: hear any all year long, you will not be disappointed
Speaker 5: in your brand news second date up If.
Speaker 4: You disappoint me, I am going to be so upset.
Speaker 5: That's for don't take the job away from our studio audience.
Speaker 5: They're the only ones that can react in your thank
Speaker 5: you audience, it's your second date update, next second date
Speaker 5: updated on this show. We're a fan of unique first
Speaker 5: date ideas, oh for sure. And today's caller did something
Speaker 5: that I bet you Brooke has done or would totally
Speaker 5: do if she hasn't already. Okay, Brooke, I'm not talking
Speaker 5: about that one time when you and your husband Michael
Speaker 5: invited me over after midnight. Okay, we're not going to
Speaker 5: get into that right now.
Speaker 4: We're never going to talk about that.
Speaker 5: I'm not supposed to bring it up because what we
Speaker 5: need to do is focus on our listener, Vicky Today. Okay, Vicky,
Speaker 5: welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Hi guys, we are playing some jazzy music for you. Vicky.
Speaker 5: Look out because after this you might also get a
Speaker 5: one am invitation. But tell us about the date and
Speaker 5: the guy that you met up with recently. What's his name?
Speaker 14: His name is Greg?
Speaker 4: Okay, Greg, where'd you be?
Speaker 11: Greg? So?
Speaker 14: We met online about a month ago on a dating app.
Speaker 14: I'm not going to toot my own horn, but I
Speaker 14: think I'm pretty good looking. I used to model. I
Speaker 14: was a Hooters calendar girl for a couple of years.
Speaker 4: Of Hooters calendar girl. Yes, oh, okay, okay, I mean
Speaker 4: when was the last time they issued a Hooter's calendar.
Speaker 14: I think they say, don't do.
Speaker 5: Our calendar is updated. Our calendar and studios outdated, So
Speaker 5: if you want to send a couple of those over here,
Speaker 5: we take a few off your hands.
Speaker 4: All right, So you look good in some tube socks.
Speaker 5: I love it, okay, And what did you like about Greg?
Speaker 14: He that's pretty cute. But what my life is that
Speaker 14: he was persistent, he kept like trying to message me.
Speaker 14: But he also was like very sweet, so like he
Speaker 14: would send me every single morning. It was like the
Speaker 14: morning beautiful, every night's good night. I wanted to you know, okay,
Speaker 14: now did you like that?
Speaker 1: Because some girls don't.
Speaker 3: There's girls that are like.
Speaker 1: It has too much.
Speaker 14: It wasn't too much. It was very sweet. But let
Speaker 14: me tell you, I think one of the best qualities
Speaker 14: a man can have his thoughtfulness. And he was very
Speaker 14: like thoughtful.
Speaker 4: He asked, why did you bring up how attractive you
Speaker 4: are at the beginning of this. I don't mean it
Speaker 4: in a mean way. I mean like, I'm glad you're
Speaker 4: really attractive. Are you saying that he should be grateful
Speaker 4: that he went out with you?
Speaker 14: Or I don't want to say that because it's like
Speaker 14: I don't want to be mean, but maybe a.
Speaker 13: Little bit out of my league?
Speaker 14: She said, I'm a little.
Speaker 13: Bit out of his league.
Speaker 5: Now the Hooter's statement is making more sense. Okay, Okay, well,
Speaker 5: it's nice for you to give Greg a chance. What
Speaker 5: what did you guys do?
Speaker 14: So have you guys seen like the TikTok challenge or
Speaker 14: like paint each other? Oh, a couple of pain each other?
Speaker 4: I actually did this with my husband like six years ago. No, no,
Speaker 4: we we had a draw off and we each got
Speaker 4: ten minutes to draw each other and you can't see
Speaker 4: it until the reveal at the end. So you pay
Speaker 4: each other and then you reveal it at the end.
Speaker 5: You haven't they paid, but they painted each other's bodies
Speaker 5: and then had then rest each other.
Speaker 4: Is that what you guys did? You painted each other's faces?
Speaker 4: Or poor joke?
Speaker 14: We weren't painting no bodies and I guess you're painting
Speaker 14: on the little yes on the canvas and we were
Speaker 14: painting our canvas. We didn't show each other until the end.
Speaker 5: Okay, because that's how the challenge works. You both like
Speaker 5: secretly try and draw each other's faces, and then at
Speaker 5: the very end there's a big reveal to see how
Speaker 5: you each like see each other.
Speaker 4: Basically how bad it is yea or how good it is,
Speaker 4: but it's interesting.
Speaker 1: That's the fun is probably gonna be.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of staring at each other in order
Speaker 4: to get that done. Did that make you feel comfortable?
Speaker 14: Yeah, listen, I was fine with it, and I thought
Speaker 14: it was fun. It was different. I feel like there's
Speaker 14: a lot of pressure when you go to dinner to
Speaker 14: like have full conversation the whole time.
Speaker 4: Okay, and this was your idea, yeah, and I.
Speaker 14: So I did a little bit of art in college,
Speaker 14: so my picture was decent.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's usually how it goes. And the girls are
Speaker 5: pretty good. How wasting?
Speaker 14: It was so bad? I have like red hair, and
Speaker 14: I swear to god, I'm not even kidding. I resembled
Speaker 14: like Woody Woodpecker, borderline offensive.
Speaker 4: What was your reaction when you saw it?
Speaker 14: Was like, Okay, that's really bad. Like we kind of
Speaker 14: laughed at all, and you were really mad at him.
Speaker 1: Then that's why he's not calling it fun.
Speaker 6: If they were both good, that's the point.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well that's a mean overall, The painting sounded like
Speaker 5: a success in general the day.
Speaker 14: Yeah, we we're like, you know, it was fine. So
Speaker 14: that we leave there and then doing a little stroll
Speaker 14: and there was like a street vendor. We shared a truro.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, like one.
Speaker 11: Style.
Speaker 14: No, like we just handed it back and forth to
Speaker 14: each other.
Speaker 5: That's crazy, Okay, So how did you guys leave it?
Speaker 14: So we left in our ubers or whatnota.
Speaker 5: Uber or separate ubers separate.
Speaker 14: But ever since he's been acting so different, like there's
Speaker 14: no more compliments, no more cite texts in.
Speaker 9: The morning morning.
Speaker 5: Well, going back to the date night, was there like
Speaker 5: did you end on a hug? Was there a kiss?
Speaker 5: What was the level of romance?
Speaker 14: It was like the typical like hug with the side
Speaker 14: cheek kiss.
Speaker 4: It wasn't okay, you know that's not terrible. Where the
Speaker 4: painting's at? Do you keep them?
Speaker 5: Kindling?
Speaker 14: I'm going to be honest. We were sitting for a
Speaker 14: second and we had him in a bag, and I
Speaker 14: think we left them on them. I don't have them.
Speaker 1: Well you both you both didn't real.
Speaker 14: But what am I going to do with it?
Speaker 5: It could have been a cute thank you for your
Speaker 5: wedding day. If this maybe he.
Speaker 4: Really proud of his work and you insulted him, like
Speaker 4: maybe he thought he did a real good job.
Speaker 3: She said, it was really bad.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know. Men's egos get hurt
Speaker 4: in weird ways.
Speaker 14: Man was order line offensive.
Speaker 5: We're gonna we're gonna call him and ask him about it.
Speaker 5: We're gonna come back do your second date update right
Speaker 5: after this Second Date update. Welcome back to Second Date
Speaker 5: Update and our listener, Vicky actually gave me a great idea.
Speaker 4: What was it?
Speaker 5: We should do a show hangout night where we all
Speaker 5: paint each other.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm damn will you I would love to paint.
Speaker 11: You, bro.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna to be wearing a brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 5: beated necklace, hold on with a bandana over my forte.
Speaker 4: I don't think that we need to be there. I
Speaker 4: think it's just between you.
Speaker 3: Guys are always into.
Speaker 5: That's not good about that to anybody. I'm busy, that's
Speaker 5: too bad. I only bring it up because that's what
Speaker 5: Vicky did with her date Greg, with their clothes on,
Speaker 5: not just painted each other's faces, not like.
Speaker 4: The French Girl.
Speaker 5: She is confused because they haven't planned another one yet,
Speaker 5: and in her opinion, she is slightly out of Greg's league,
Speaker 5: but she's willing to still give him a chance. Brooks
Speaker 5: no one asked.
Speaker 3: Brookie.
Speaker 5: You've also you're also into charity. You've dated way down before.
Speaker 5: What do you have to say here to Vicky?
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Maybe he's just too nervous. Maybe he knows that he's
Speaker 4: out of his league. And some guys just on a
Speaker 4: medically in their head are like, oh she hates me,
Speaker 4: I'm too ugly? Can they write themselves off?
Speaker 1: You could think, oh, I can't take her on a
Speaker 1: regular date.
Speaker 3: What do I do next?
Speaker 1: Dating a model?
Speaker 5: Has that ever happened to you before, Vicky? Where a
Speaker 5: guy's like intimidated by you?
Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean it's very That's why I like I
Speaker 14: kind of do dating apps because I feel like people
Speaker 14: get a little more brave behind their phone. Because I'll
Speaker 14: go on the guys will near me, but nobody will
Speaker 14: come talk to me.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't have any experience with something like that.
Speaker 4: But like, my best friend is drop dead gorgeous.
Speaker 5: And thank you for complimenting. The compliments are just flying
Speaker 5: around the morning today. You know, let's bring this good
Speaker 5: energy into the phone call. I'm gonna dial up Greg.
Speaker 5: We're going to see what he has to say. You ready, Vicky?
Speaker 4: Ye?
Speaker 5: All right, let's do it.
Speaker 9: Here we go.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hey, we're looking to speak with Greg.
Speaker 11: Is he is this.
Speaker 5: Wepe? We didn't interrupt your knap or anything. But we're
Speaker 5: a radio show, okay, when something or something, No, there
Speaker 5: is something. We're doing something called the second Date Update,
Speaker 5: where we're trying to help one of our listeners reconnect
Speaker 5: with you after you've been on one date with her before.
Speaker 4: Sounds like a great date.
Speaker 5: Her name is Vicky.
Speaker 13: Okay, yeah, yeah, I remember Vicky?
Speaker 4: And how do you remember her?
Speaker 15: She's all right, you know, she's pretty.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 14: I feel like the date went all right?
Speaker 5: All right, if she's you know, in your words, all right?
Speaker 5: And then why hasn't there been more interactions with her
Speaker 5: after the art date? Because we heard a lot about it.
Speaker 13: You talked to her about it?
Speaker 5: Then, well yeah, we we tried to get the review
Speaker 5: of the date from her first before we call you,
Speaker 5: and we're just she's really confused, like she's trying to
Speaker 5: figure out why there hasn't been any plans for a
Speaker 5: second meetup.
Speaker 15: It's just.
Speaker 13: I don't I don't know, man, it's just not a
Speaker 13: lot of depth.
Speaker 11: To her, you know, a depth.
Speaker 4: I mean what do you mean by that?
Speaker 9: Like what were you expecting, Oh, she doesn't have a
Speaker 9: lot of interest or hobbies or anything.
Speaker 15: I was trying to ask her.
Speaker 13: Stuff, like what do you do when she says she
Speaker 13: goes to work and then goes home, gets dinner, and
Speaker 13: then sometimes watches a show, hangs out with her friends.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's not deep enough for Greg.
Speaker 9: Like I was trying to dig a little more, like
Speaker 9: do you go hiking or do yoga or play an
Speaker 9: instrument or sports?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 13: No, no, I don't do any of that.
Speaker 4: Okay, but she took you on a cool date night
Speaker 4: or that's why did you?
Speaker 15: Guys at art didn't didn't like she was too into art.
Speaker 5: So that's a turn off for you that she doesn't
Speaker 5: have a lot of interests in general.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I just wanted to have some sort of you know,
Speaker 13: interest or hobbies that we could share.
Speaker 4: Like so wait, just because she's not interested now doesn't
Speaker 4: mean she couldn't be in the future. I mean, some
Speaker 4: people it's hard. It's hard being an adult and like
Speaker 4: balancing at all.
Speaker 5: You know, some people don't get hobbies till they're like
Speaker 5: in their eighties and nineties.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why do you think was invented?
Speaker 15: Right?
Speaker 14: I mean, yeah, I guess that's true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and look, here's one hobby that I can tell
Speaker 5: you she does have that you might not know about. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and that's listening to our radio show and secretly being
Speaker 5: on the other phone line. You're strapping on conversations that
Speaker 5: we're having with people.
Speaker 4: So interesting.
Speaker 5: That's really cool, right, get it?
Speaker 15: Are you tell who she has been listening to this
Speaker 15: whole time?
Speaker 1: A smart one?
Speaker 11: He is quick?
Speaker 5: Great, he's wow?
Speaker 9: Greg?
Speaker 5: Really really so, there's Vicky Greg.
Speaker 14: You know what you know why didn't tell you what
Speaker 14: my WoT hobby is?
Speaker 4: Greg?
Speaker 14: Because my hobby is actually me your hobby. Let me explain.
Speaker 14: He's just sitting here telling you, guys how pretty I
Speaker 14: looked that night. You think that was an accident. You
Speaker 14: think the magical fairy Godmother just came into my house
Speaker 14: and she just hit me in the head with the
Speaker 14: bond and just I look like this.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 14: No, it's because making myself look good is my hobby.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, well, okay, I think we may have
Speaker 5: hit a sore spot.
Speaker 14: No, because it's ridiculous. I'm looking for a husband and
Speaker 14: I want to look good for my said husband. Do
Speaker 14: you think I have time to go hiking. Do you
Speaker 14: think there's time for that? Do you know how long
Speaker 14: it takes to get hair extensions put in or get
Speaker 14: your lashes done?
Speaker 13: It's ours?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Greg, you didn't. You didn't consider that her putting
Speaker 5: energy into herself could be her own interest in her
Speaker 5: own hobbies.
Speaker 15: I didn't, And clearly that's native on my part.
Speaker 9: I mean, she's very adept at it.
Speaker 5: Greg's scared.
Speaker 4: Well, she did?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 4: I tell you? What?
Speaker 14: That's tell you?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 13: Greg?
Speaker 14: How about we go out. I'm not going to wear
Speaker 14: any makeup. I'm not going to do a hair Oh yeah,
Speaker 14: So that we can have an in depth conversation, you
Speaker 14: can see the real meat, and we can actually spend
Speaker 14: some time together, and then you can decide if you'd
Speaker 14: like me to put that time into a hobby or
Speaker 14: you'd like me to put it into looking good for you.
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm kind of scared right now. I
Speaker 4: feel like it didn't need to be said like that.
Speaker 5: I think Greg just hung up the Oh you're still there.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're trying to help you.
Speaker 4: Greg, that's a pretty sweet offer. What do you think
Speaker 4: about that?
Speaker 11: Greg?
Speaker 9: I'm fine, And she still wants to put on a
Speaker 9: little bit of makeup.
Speaker 13: And you know that's all right.
Speaker 5: Because doesn't want you to give up your hobbies for him.
Speaker 1: Tell exactly, he supports you.
Speaker 5: And your hobbies, Vicky. That's why he wants to see you.
Speaker 4: He wants a little depth, but not enough that would
Speaker 4: sacrifice how hot you are. Okay, I see how.
Speaker 5: It is very generous.
Speaker 16: Whatever whatever makes your happy.
Speaker 5: Oh what a sensitive, caring, understanding man you are. You're
Speaker 5: the type of person who deserves a second date paid
Speaker 5: for by a radio station, and we're willing to pay
Speaker 5: for that date if you want to see Vicky one
Speaker 5: more time.
Speaker 15: I mean, I didn't know what your hobbies was, but
Speaker 15: now that I know that your your hobby is your
Speaker 15: face and body self care, then sure.
Speaker 4: Care.
Speaker 5: So Vicky, he still up for meeting up with Greg.
Speaker 14: Honestly, I'm I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 14: I am so angry.
Speaker 4: It's not even just show up looking like Gollin from
Speaker 4: Lord of the Ring would how would he know? I mean,
Speaker 4: what it takes to look like Vicky. No one would know.
Speaker 14: It's not that it's him saying that there's nothing else there, Like,
Speaker 14: I just want you to know. I also graduated college.
Speaker 14: Top of my class, like, I'm not bozo.
Speaker 11: Yeah, calendar, and I was.
Speaker 14: That's listen, I'm proud of that.
Speaker 5: If you're going to be mad at anybody, you should
Speaker 5: be mad at Brooke. She was the one who was like,
Speaker 5: why are you even talking about how beautiful you are?
Speaker 5: In the beginning of this call.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's her obsession.
Speaker 5: She's the one that said that she don't appreciate her hobbies.
Speaker 11: Books.
Speaker 5: Why the women supporting women in this Yeah yeah, yeah, ladies.
Speaker 4: Women in clare that Greg was dating up? Okay, I
Speaker 4: think everyone's beautiful that she was giving.
Speaker 11: Him a chance.
Speaker 15: Vicky.
Speaker 9: I am shocked and appalled about how this woman degraded you.
Speaker 15: I would love to hang out and we can talk
Speaker 15: about it greater at all.
Speaker 1: Ricky, Yeah, how's that feeling?
Speaker 5: Meet up with Greg? Just to rub it in Brook's face.
Speaker 4: I think you're fine? I mean just fine?
Speaker 9: Is that it.
Speaker 15: Just going to give her fine?
Speaker 5: Listen?
Speaker 4: I still don't agree that doing your eyelashes and getting
Speaker 4: extensions is a hobby.
Speaker 5: My god, Vicky, what do.
Speaker 11: You have to say?
Speaker 4: Run out of time?
Speaker 1: One more date with Greg?
Speaker 3: Don't listen to Brooks.
Speaker 5: She is clearly not a feminist.
Speaker 14: I'll give him one last shot, Brooks.
Speaker 12: Yea, in your faith, give a shout out your favorite
Speaker 12: Manti is happy rookie Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: You know, there's a famous saying. Nothing brings people together
Speaker 5: like having a common enemy.
Speaker 4: I've done nothing wrong.
Speaker 5: Vicky and Greg found their common nemesis, My god, the
Speaker 5: anti feminist.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't you ever say that again.
Speaker 5: Don't think that eyebrows can be a hobby.
Speaker 4: Well, they're not a hobby, jeff They're not a hobby
Speaker 4: for her. Okay, beauty sure can be an interest. But
Speaker 4: let's get a grip here.
Speaker 5: It's happening more than a few times on our show
Speaker 5: where Brooke will say something make somebody mad. We're all
Speaker 5: being sarcastic. By the way, these are jokes that are
Speaker 5: coming from us. Although Greg, who knew he was in trouble,
Speaker 5: definitely jumped on the bandwagon and was like, yeah, she
Speaker 5: doesn't believe in you. She hates your hobbies. So you
Speaker 5: can imagine how that conversation is going to go between
Speaker 5: them on their second day.
Speaker 12: And for the record, because I've dated a lot of you,
Speaker 12: if makeup and beauty is your hobby, keep it up.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 12: I told a girl once she looks better without makeup,
Speaker 12: and she's like, it took me two hours to do this.
Speaker 3: Why would you tell me not wear it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 4: I have to be a feminist. Things like that make
Speaker 4: me not like that.
Speaker 5: But make sure to follow our podcast at Brook and
Speaker 5: Jeffrey wherever you get yours, and you can email the show.
Speaker 5: We'll call that person who's not.
Speaker 11: Calling you back Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's a movie alert. It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: If there's a brand new animated teenage mutant ninja turtle
Speaker 5: film in the works.
Speaker 4: They just roast one this year.
Speaker 5: It's a new one and there's a major difference in
Speaker 5: this one because it's gonna be rated R.
Speaker 1: Are you joking?
Speaker 5: And I know what you're thinking, Brook, Why the R rating?
Speaker 5: Is it more violence or more sex?
Speaker 4: It's two turtles like it. I don't think I want
Speaker 4: to watch?
Speaker 1: Am gonna have show?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 5: Which turtle part mutated the most? I mean they're already
Speaker 5: lurking around in the sewers, so you're not afraid of
Speaker 5: getting down and is going.
Speaker 4: Why are you doing that with all you guys?
Speaker 1: Imagine the pizza delivery.
Speaker 4: It's just part of the plot, Jose.
Speaker 5: But here's what we actually know about the film. All
Speaker 5: jokes aside. The film is called The Last Ronan. It's
Speaker 5: based on a story that ran in the comics recently.
Speaker 5: It's pretty dark where Masters, Splinter and the Turtles are
Speaker 5: all being taken out one by one by the grandson
Speaker 5: of Shredder, and only one Turtle survives the slaying.
Speaker 4: If it is not Michaelangelo, I swear, but he's gonna
Speaker 4: be the first to go. I mean, he's the dumbest
Speaker 4: of the group.
Speaker 5: We don't know which one it is, but whoever it is,
Speaker 5: copes by sleeping with the entire city. Sorry, that's my
Speaker 5: version version.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, he vows for bloody revenge using the weapons of
Speaker 5: all four turtles combined.
Speaker 4: Okay, so that's sad.
Speaker 5: It's kind of exciting though, an R rated Ninja Turtles film.
Speaker 4: If you kill them all in the first R rated film,
Speaker 4: how do you get a second R rated film?
Speaker 1: Hello, news reporter April has a spinoff?
Speaker 5: Broke you're gonna take your son to see this one
Speaker 5: in theaters? No, he's done no private viewing your home
Speaker 5: with mama. Yeah, okay, stay tuned. For more r rated material,
Speaker 5: with Laser stories coming up next. It's the radio segment
Speaker 5: that just secured a pricey piece of real estate everybody wanted.
Speaker 5: It's in South Dakota, on the other side of Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 5: His plan chiseled the backside of all four presidents and
Speaker 5: call it Mount Flushmore.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Why do I know? That's Lincoln?
Speaker 5: Check on Lincoln's yap.
Speaker 1: Yah, we're gonna need a bt More mountain.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what, you get your commemorative postcards. Now
Speaker 5: with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 5: stories around the glove, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 5: we've got a laser. Those other potus peaches just don't.
Speaker 5: This first laser story is out of Canada. Thirty five
Speaker 5: year old Justin ry Bicky is currently having a hard
Speaker 5: time in his life. His issue, he's being constantly harassed
Speaker 5: by endless pizza deliveries.
Speaker 1: Enough he an't ever asked it.
Speaker 4: I never wanted That sounds amazing.
Speaker 5: At first, they were coming from a place called Pizza
Speaker 5: seventy three. The orders were not only using his address,
Speaker 5: but also his email and his phone number.
Speaker 4: Is like a friend prank in him or something, He asked.
Speaker 5: He didn't know, so he reported the pizza deliveries to
Speaker 5: the police from the very start because he was spooked
Speaker 5: by how the scammer was using all of his personal
Speaker 5: information in the orders. He thought maybe he'd somehow been hacked.
Speaker 5: Because they don't just go to his home. They also
Speaker 5: show up at his work.
Speaker 16: Oh my good, like.
Speaker 4: Pizza's every day all day. Are they using his credit
Speaker 4: card to buy.
Speaker 5: Him or they they're doing They're showing up telling him
Speaker 5: to pay for the pizza and cash. He doesn't pay
Speaker 5: for them. He sends them all back but still saw
Speaker 5: So you called Pizza seventy three and told them not
Speaker 5: to accept any orders under his name. Yeah, and then
Speaker 5: the scammer switched to Domino's. No, it's if that sounds
Speaker 5: like dedication.
Speaker 4: It is order from Domino's and pay when they show up.
Speaker 1: Yes, I never do anymore.
Speaker 5: The scammers also using technology to manipulate the phone number
Speaker 5: to make it look like Justin is the one making
Speaker 5: the call.
Speaker 4: Really makes you mad, trollah.
Speaker 5: And if you're wondering, our victim says he doesn't know
Speaker 5: who would do this. It can't be a disgruntled X
Speaker 5: because he claims, I've never dated anyone.
Speaker 4: Him. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: And you went on to say, either someone hates these
Speaker 5: pizza places or they're getting revenge on me for something else.
Speaker 3: I have no clue.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know how he could do anyone wrong
Speaker 4: in life, now I am.
Speaker 5: Over the past six months, more than one thousand dollars
Speaker 5: worth of pizza has been delivered to him.
Speaker 4: Way.
Speaker 5: The police are investigating, but so far no suspicion. Let's
Speaker 5: go to your next Lazer story. Out of the friendly skies,
Speaker 5: Flying first class with your pet is bougie. But a
Speaker 5: new airline plans to up the class level because they
Speaker 5: just introduced a new business model, private jets just for dogs.
Speaker 5: Get out, I won't. It's called bark Air and it
Speaker 5: was launched by the bark Box subscription service.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, very huge.
Speaker 4: Should they just send cute toys, yeah jet, Well.
Speaker 5: They did, but now they vow to revolutionize flying for
Speaker 5: our canine companions. And if you don't believe me, listen
Speaker 5: to their ad introducing bark Air. Fine with the dogs
Speaker 5: will fly the way they've always dissolved to. And this
Speaker 5: is not a joke.
Speaker 4: If you're wondering, this sounds like satire.
Speaker 5: That sounds like an April fool's prank that someone would pull.
Speaker 15: But this is real.
Speaker 5: The luxury carrier is better than any business class ticket
Speaker 5: a human could buy. Oh my gosh, just listen to
Speaker 5: the CEO who says Bark Air has gone all out
Speaker 5: for its furry clientele.
Speaker 17: The plane is a Gulf Stream five, so it's nicer
Speaker 17: than first class by quite a bit. We layer on
Speaker 17: top of that a bark experience, which involves things like
Speaker 17: blankets and pillows for the dogs, and those are covered
Speaker 17: in pheromones to make them more comfortable. Are treats or
Speaker 17: snacks for the dogs. Some of those are the flavors
Speaker 17: they enjoy, offering them a menu different types of water,
Speaker 17: including a dog champagne, which is just chicken broth, so
Speaker 17: non alcoholic.
Speaker 4: It's not cute.
Speaker 12: It makes me angry, is that I have a request
Speaker 12: from my rich dog Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Can we roll the window downs we can stick his
Speaker 1: head out.
Speaker 5: They do have like better service on these dog flights
Speaker 5: than you could ever get on a human floor.
Speaker 11: Totally.
Speaker 5: Other than those amenities, dogs can sit on laps, seats
Speaker 5: or beds. Leashes are required during takeoff, landing, and during
Speaker 5: turbulent and the size and breed will be allowed, but
Speaker 5: they must be up on all of the vaccinations if
Speaker 5: they want to fly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is it rude if they sniff the flight attendants?
Speaker 5: But no, that's terrible.
Speaker 1: Imagine or fish?
Speaker 5: So what does it all cost? The flight from New
Speaker 5: York to LA will run you six thousand dollars one
Speaker 5: way way, and if you want to go to London
Speaker 5: that'll set you back eight grand.
Speaker 1: And that's for the dog that's not for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god. The airline hopes they can lower
Speaker 5: those costs in the coming years. But one thing they
Speaker 5: don't plan on doing, though, is a private flight just
Speaker 5: for cats. Can you imagine they just wouldn't appreciate it
Speaker 5: like a dog.
Speaker 4: Will because cat's freaking there jump.
Speaker 5: I can't wait to see the first video of a
Speaker 5: dog Karen getting forcibly taken of a bark air.
Speaker 4: Flight if you've had too much dog champagne.
Speaker 5: This next Lazer story is out of tech trends. Over
Speaker 5: the past ten years, we've gone from having no idea
Speaker 5: who was showing up at doorstep to being alerted that
Speaker 5: someone was walking up, seeing who they are and what
Speaker 5: they're carrying, and even scolding them if they're rough with
Speaker 5: a delivery. Yes, well, hold on to your hats because
Speaker 5: the next innovation in doorbell cameras is gonna shock you.
Speaker 5: They're gonna make devices that are armed to shoot paintballs
Speaker 5: at someone coming on to your property. Crazy, but it's real.
Speaker 1: Kids are going to.
Speaker 5: It's called paint cam Eve, which has the capability to
Speaker 5: fire paintballs at a target with ultra high precision. An intruder,
Speaker 5: a kid who's toilet paper in your house, or even
Speaker 5: a neighbor's pet. That feels cool, they're going on your porch,
Speaker 5: that happens. It's a smart device that has facial recognition
Speaker 5: and the paintball firing can be triggered by you as
Speaker 5: as you're watching on the app, or it can be automated.
Speaker 4: Automated like you.
Speaker 1: Have ten seconds and then start.
Speaker 4: You get a little mad at your spouse, they leave
Speaker 4: the house, and pay back when they come back.
Speaker 1: Don't come back till tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, here's the crazy bar. It doesn't just shoot paintball pellets.
Speaker 5: It can also be loaded with cartridges that can unleash
Speaker 5: tear gas. So when your in laws show up to
Speaker 5: Thanksgiving in their loads, you have to suffer.
Speaker 4: I get see right now.
Speaker 5: It really does that. And paint cam Eve is from
Speaker 5: a startup out of Slovenia. No word on how much
Speaker 5: these are going to cost.
Speaker 4: Wait, why why is my mother buying a gas mask online?
Speaker 5: Of course, you do need to factor in the lawsuits
Speaker 5: that you're about to be hit with if paint cam
Speaker 5: Eve shoot someone in the eye or accidentally fires an
Speaker 5: innocent visitor or a girl scout who's trying to sell
Speaker 5: you cookies. Yeah, literally, anything can happen. That's the fun
Speaker 5: of it, jeff That's why this guy's equipped his shell
Speaker 5: with a paintball gun. Too many shoe impostors off the
Speaker 5: Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 4: Oh that's not the sound of the gunfiring.
Speaker 5: No, No, that's just he's angry about it. So means
Speaker 5: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 5: We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 11: On Friday, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: We got a new player to Winbrokes Bucks today. Her
Speaker 5: name is Christine. Yes, she's retired and thought at this
Speaker 5: point in her life she would be riding a Harley
Speaker 5: down a highway to freedom in the Land of No
Speaker 5: Cares in nine am, Margaritas.
Speaker 4: What happened why isn't she No, she's not doing.
Speaker 5: That because she has to take care of her grandkids. Oh,
Speaker 5: apparently God had other plans. Christine, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, you made it sound like it was bad.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 4: See, I'm just gonna say, strap a baby, carry to
Speaker 4: the back of one of those hogs and hid the opening. Anyway,
Speaker 4: You both.
Speaker 5: Over, Papa Wheelieah, yeah, you're so.
Speaker 3: You're a new player.
Speaker 5: You're said you're hoping to just get one question right
Speaker 5: against Brooke today. Is that right?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 15: Even if I get one, I'm happy with that.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I set the barlow. Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 5: I'm also hoping to get on all right, or more,
Speaker 5: Let's see if we can make your dreams come true.
Speaker 5: We're gonna send Brook out of the studio while she
Speaker 5: heads out. You know the game works, Christine. You got
Speaker 5: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 5: you don't know when, you could say pass. But you
Speaker 5: have to beat her outright if you want to win?
Speaker 5: Are you ready?
Speaker 1: I'm ready?
Speaker 5: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is International Haiku Day.
Speaker 5: How many total syllables are there in a haiku? Fifteen
Speaker 5: seventeen or twenty one, the TikTok beauty trend. Slugging means
Speaker 5: you put what product on your face overnight, moisturever your
Speaker 5: lingual nerve stretches from your brain to wear.
Speaker 15: Your big toe.
Speaker 5: In twenty nineteen, two fast food restaurants squared off in
Speaker 5: the infamous Chicken Sandwich wore Chick fil A and what other?
Speaker 5: All right, take that answer for you, Well done, Christine.
Speaker 5: She's going to come back into the studio. And I
Speaker 5: see on my phone screener here that you work in retail.
Speaker 5: Where do you work?
Speaker 15: I work at Dick's forty Good.
Speaker 5: I love the job.
Speaker 14: I'm a PFO.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just in there getting a new bat for
Speaker 4: my kiddo.
Speaker 5: Don't take a bat to your kids.
Speaker 4: That one on sale though, it's really excited about that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I convinced him. I convinced the sale one.
Speaker 5: Brook is such a sweet mom, so we actually like
Speaker 5: it's so funny.
Speaker 4: Thank Christine. I remember I think it was Brooke and
Speaker 4: Monty or oh my gosh. You've been listening a lot.
Speaker 5: Since the early days of radio, and Brooke is going
Speaker 5: to repay all those years of listening royalty by official
Speaker 5: taking you down, Yeah, brook you ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Today is International Haiku Day. How
Speaker 5: many total syllables are there in a haiku? Fifteen seventeen
Speaker 5: or twenty one seventeen. The TikTok beauty trend slugging means
Speaker 5: you put what product on your face overnight. Your lingual
Speaker 5: nerve stretches from your brain to wear your mouth. In
Speaker 5: twenty nineteen, two fast food restaurants squared off in the
Speaker 5: infamous chicken sandwich woar Chick fil A and what other?
Speaker 4: Ooh KFC?
Speaker 5: What was Victoria Beckham's spice girl name?
Speaker 4: Posh?
Speaker 5: The Vatican Bank has the only ATM in the world
Speaker 5: that allows users to operate it in what language Latin?
Speaker 5: All right, we got our answers in. It's time to
Speaker 5: head on over to the scoreboard to check out how
Speaker 5: you both did with jose WHOA. Somebody had a big
Speaker 5: paste of grouchy pie this morning.
Speaker 12: Rogers always like I want some pecan sandy, my favorite.
Speaker 1: Christine, you got too correct today.
Speaker 4: Look at that you got your goal.
Speaker 1: Christ double. That's right, all right, let's focus on that,
Speaker 1: because Brook out for it. Nobody you didn't.
Speaker 5: Today wins. Sorry about that Christine, Let's go over the answers.
Speaker 5: Today is International Haiku Day. There are seventeen symbols in
Speaker 5: a haiku poem. The order is five seven five adds
Speaker 5: up to seventeen. The TikTok beauty trend slugging is where
Speaker 5: you put vasolene on your face over.
Speaker 13: Monsturizer.
Speaker 5: You know, come on, I mean, it's like we always
Speaker 5: go back to the original. It's specifically vasoline, though, so
Speaker 5: that you look like a slug That's why it's called slugging.
Speaker 4: Got it.
Speaker 5: Your lingual nerves stretches from your brain to your tongue.
Speaker 1: Lean st We did not give you that you're technically, but.
Speaker 5: It's specifically sensations from your tongue to your brain. In
Speaker 5: twenty nineteen, the two fast food restaurants then engaged in
Speaker 5: the Chicken Sandwich or We're Chick fil A and Popeyes Superior.
Speaker 5: Victoria Beckham was Posh Spice, and the Vatican Bank has
Speaker 5: the only ATM in the world that you can operate
Speaker 5: in Latin.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 5: So Christine obviously was not enough to take down Brook.
Speaker 5: But the good news is just for playing you win
Speaker 5: a pair of tickets to see Caine Brown's in the
Speaker 5: Air Tour at t Mobile Park on August sixteenth. Get
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Speaker 5: today at ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 4: All right, Christine, thank you so much for all your support.
Speaker 4: It means a lot to me.
Speaker 14: Of course, I love you, Jose You're awesome.
Speaker 5: Your laugh makes me laugh awesome.
Speaker 1: You're so nice.
Speaker 4: Are you waiting?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I love your songs, hey, real one, I love you.
Speaker 1: Can really love them.
Speaker 5: You'll send one hundred dollars to the radio station just
Speaker 5: to prove it. Anyway, Christine, we appreciate you listening so much.
Speaker 5: You're awesome. Come back anytime. We're gonna do win Brooks
Speaker 5: Bucks again, same time tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.