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Speaker 5: One and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show. Uh huh,
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Speaker 6: Man, ooh boy boy boy man. God has been good
Speaker 6: to me. I can't even.
Speaker 5: I can't even put it into words, man, But I try, though,
Speaker 5: I try, I try, I try. God does things for
Speaker 5: me just right on time. He said, he's so cool
Speaker 5: with it. And I happened to run across Joel Oldstein
Speaker 5: on television like I often do all the time.
Speaker 2: And I was sitting there and he had such a
Speaker 2: timely message for me.
Speaker 5: A part of it was something that I've said oftentimes
Speaker 5: about if you really really want to be successful, if
Speaker 5: you really really want to change, if you really really
Speaker 5: want to prosper, if you really really want to achieve greatness,
Speaker 5: if you really really want to have something in life
Speaker 5: that's worth having, if you really really want to accomplish
Speaker 5: your goals, you got to push through all of it.
Speaker 5: He said that when you get closer to it, the
Speaker 5: more difficult it becomes. Did you hear me? He said,
Speaker 5: the closer you get to what it is you want
Speaker 5: or you need, or you have to have or you
Speaker 5: would love to be, it gets a little bit more
Speaker 5: difficult when you get closer. He told this story that's
Speaker 5: in the Bible that I'd never heard before.
Speaker 2: This is what he said.
Speaker 5: He said, there was a man who was paralyzed, and
Speaker 5: he had heard that Jesus was speaking at a house,
Speaker 5: and so he wanted to get there. So he convinced
Speaker 5: four of his friends to put him on a stretcher
Speaker 5: and carry him for hours to get to this house where.
Speaker 6: Jesus was speaking.
Speaker 2: He said that along the way, these friends said that.
Speaker 5: They went along because he had so much faith that
Speaker 5: if he could just get to him, it could be
Speaker 5: better that he could if he could just get over
Speaker 5: there and he could see him, that he might have
Speaker 5: a shot at getting here. And so he said, they
Speaker 5: took out along the way, and they walked and they
Speaker 5: walked and they walked for hours. And then when they
Speaker 5: got there, the house was completely filled with people. That
Speaker 5: was absolutely it was packed wall to wall. There was
Speaker 5: absolutely no way for the men to get him on
Speaker 5: that stretcher in to see Jesus. This is a story
Speaker 5: that uh Joe Losting said is in the Bible, and
Speaker 5: he was telling it now. I'm just repeating the parts
Speaker 5: of it. I got gathered and so he said. They
Speaker 5: sat there and they went, wow, man, we walked all
Speaker 5: this weight and it's full, and and and and and
Speaker 5: and and we can't get there, he said. And then
Speaker 5: the guy with the affliction told the four men, if
Speaker 5: you get up on the roof and cut a hole
Speaker 5: in it and lower me down, I bet I could
Speaker 5: see him then, and I bet it to be all
Speaker 5: right now. He then said, you must imagined how these
Speaker 5: four men must have felt when you carry somebody for
Speaker 5: hours on on on on on on on the way.
Speaker 5: They had to carry some cloth connected by a couple
Speaker 5: of sticks, said the me and shoulders had to be bruised,
Speaker 5: had to have deep gouges, and them not cuts, but
Speaker 5: just indentations where they had carried the weight of this
Speaker 5: grown man for so many hours, and they looked at
Speaker 5: him in disbelief, like, man, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: We done walked all this far.
Speaker 5: He said, yeah, but if you get up on that
Speaker 5: roof and you cut a hole in it and lower
Speaker 5: me down, I can see him and when he see me,
Speaker 5: it'll be all right. After sitting there and imploring the men,
Speaker 5: they went up and did just that, And then the
Speaker 5: story that Joe Los Dean said, the man was healed.
Speaker 5: But the point he was making was he was saying
Speaker 5: that the closer you get to what it is you
Speaker 5: really want, the more difficult it's going to become. But
Speaker 5: you've got to push through. See, if you don't push through,
Speaker 5: you never know. See, you can't get right to the answer.
Speaker 5: And because it gets really difficult, started creating those little
Speaker 5: saying that we got as people. Well, I guess it
Speaker 5: wasn't meant to be. I guess it wasn't Lord's will. Now, man,
Speaker 5: I guess you should not give up right now. I
Speaker 5: guess you should keep pressing. I guess you should do more,
Speaker 5: because see, in all of us, in all of us,
Speaker 5: when you've had enough, I want you to know something
Speaker 5: you do have a little bit more in all of us.
Speaker 5: You can do one more you know. That's one of
Speaker 5: my favorite things that I heard Joel Oldstein said, and
Speaker 5: it kind of made me feel good. He said, I
Speaker 5: always feel like I can do one more anything, and
Speaker 5: I tell my friends all the time, I can do
Speaker 5: one more man.
Speaker 6: I could do one more day. I can do one
Speaker 6: more anything. Now Here was the jewel that I never
Speaker 6: really knew that Joel Oldstein and God sent to me
Speaker 6: I needed to hear. He said that no matter what
Speaker 6: you're going through, no matter how long the challenge is
Speaker 6: you've been facing, God has an end date for it all.
Speaker 2: Did you hear me?
Speaker 5: No matter what you're going through, no matter what challenge
Speaker 5: you're facing, no matter what situation you've gotten yourself into,
Speaker 5: God has an ending date. All you got to do
Speaker 5: is keep pressing forward. All you got to do is
Speaker 5: hang in there. All you got to do is don't
Speaker 5: give up. All you have to do is don't turn back.
Speaker 5: There is an end date for all of it, even
Speaker 5: when you think you've had enough. And boy, have I
Speaker 5: had this conversation with God on several things that I've
Speaker 5: been going through, and I've even told him, look, I
Speaker 5: got it, man, He said, just keep hanging on. There
Speaker 5: is an end date to whatever it is you're going through.
Speaker 5: There's an end date to your illness, your sickness, your
Speaker 5: tired of being tired. There's an an in date to
Speaker 5: this relationship that you can't seem to get through, beyond
Speaker 5: over that's like a cancer to you. There's an end date.
Speaker 5: But you've got to hang in there. You've got to
Speaker 5: keep pushing forward. You cannot turn around. You must not
Speaker 5: go back, because when God gets you through this and
Speaker 5: you break through to the other side, the reward and
Speaker 5: the benefit is far greater than the struggle. I oftentimes
Speaker 5: look at some of the things that God has brought
Speaker 5: me through in my worst times, and when He brought
Speaker 5: me through, I went, wow, Man, now that I understand that,
Speaker 5: Now that I'm on the other side and I have
Speaker 5: the benefit of the reward for it, would you do
Speaker 5: it all again to get that?
Speaker 2: Yes, I would.
Speaker 5: Show ladies and gentlemen, the time has come for us
Speaker 5: to take just a moment, a pause, and tell our
Speaker 5: heavenly Father how much we appreciate this chance, this opportunity,
Speaker 5: to this gift that's called the present. Man, Oh man,
Speaker 5: oh man, what a great thing it is to be here.
Speaker 5: May everybody knows somebody they care about this no longer here.
Speaker 5: It is a blessing to be here. Man, I give
Speaker 5: thanks and honor to the most high man. O man o, man,
Speaker 5: look at here, the Steve Harvey Martin Show, Sheldon Strawberry
Speaker 5: calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior, and the legend that
Speaker 5: is Nephew Tommy Jr.
Speaker 2: Hell, what's on your mind?
Speaker 5: Sir?
Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question. You good at this? Man?
Speaker 7: I just understand that you good at discipline? You good
Speaker 7: at your discipline? How did you learn how to be disciplined?
Speaker 7: In chasing your dream?
Speaker 5: It waivers from time to time. Discipline is a learned behavior,
Speaker 5: not born discipline. Discipline, I believe, is my opinion, is
Speaker 5: a learned behavior. It's something that you have to practice
Speaker 5: and eventually you can get good at it. But the
Speaker 5: number one thing I didn't know it, but my father
Speaker 5: introduced me to discipline. And I don't mean in terms
Speaker 5: of a spanking or nothing like that, but he always
Speaker 5: taught me that the number one thing a man has
Speaker 5: to remember, the number one rule of manhood. He taught me,
Speaker 5: and I taught my son, do what you say you
Speaker 5: gonna do. If you say you're gonna be there, then
Speaker 5: be there. Excuses does not relieve you of responsibility. So
Speaker 5: do what you say you're gonna do. That was the
Speaker 5: first thing. And I had to learn that take this
Speaker 5: trash out every Wednesday. And I remember the couple of
Speaker 5: times that I didn't take the trash out on Wednesday
Speaker 5: because I laid in my bed. I was fifteen years old,
Speaker 5: and I heard my daddy dragging him grab trash cans
Speaker 5: down the thing and got to go to work too.
Speaker 5: My father came up there in my room and sat
Speaker 5: on my bed, and my father never did that. He
Speaker 5: sat on my bed and he shook me real soft,
Speaker 5: and I woke up. I said, yes, sir. He said,
Speaker 5: you know something. You a sorry rascal. You just a
Speaker 5: sorry rascal. And I just didn't think. I raised none
Speaker 5: of them.
Speaker 6: And got up and went to work.
Speaker 5: And Brother, that shattered me, because for my father, the
Speaker 5: one man I wanted to be proud of me, told
Speaker 5: me I was a sorry rascal and got up and
Speaker 5: went to bed. So I'm going downstairs and I'm shook,
Speaker 5: and my Mama looked at me and said, you hurt
Speaker 5: your daddy, boy, because your daddy raised you better than that.
Speaker 5: And all you got to do is take them trash
Speaker 5: cans out on Wednesday. Brother, let me tell you something, man,
Speaker 5: that next Wednesday, I was sitting up so early because
Speaker 5: I has to get down here so I can redeem
Speaker 5: myself from this to this dude could be proud of me.
Speaker 5: And that's how I was first introduced to discipline. And
Speaker 5: I understood that discipline is just simply you doing what
Speaker 5: you say you're gonna do. And discipline is doing what
Speaker 5: you have to do even when you don't want to.
Speaker 5: That's the true definition of discipline. And you have to
Speaker 5: work on that and you can get good. I'm a
Speaker 5: disciplined person now. I wave for sometimes, but not all.
Speaker 5: I'm here this morning, Ain't.
Speaker 1: It all right?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: Lesson Steve coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: we will hear from the nephew as he runs that
Speaker 1: prank back. Right after this you're listening morning show, It
Speaker 1: is time now for the nephew to run that prank back. Nephew,
Speaker 1: what you got for us today?
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 8: You can ride a lot of bikes around here. You
Speaker 8: can ride Joe bike. You can ride a lot of
Speaker 8: people bike. You can do a lot of things on bicycles.
Speaker 8: But what you do, what you can't do is steal
Speaker 8: my auntie's bike. That's what you cannot do. This right here,
Speaker 8: it's right here. It cuts me deep. This right here
Speaker 8: is my auntie's bike, my auntie bike. I wish you hold,
Speaker 8: I wish your hood steal my auntie bank. Let's go,
Speaker 8: let's go catch my auntie bike.
Speaker 9: Along. I'm trying to reach bond. Hey man, this this
Speaker 9: this K dub Man. Listen, do you know somebody to
Speaker 9: live on?
Speaker 10: Yeah, my mama, my mama, stay on.
Speaker 9: Who is this?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 9: This this K dub Man. My auntie, Miss Tinsley, she
Speaker 9: live one now, my auntie say you came over here
Speaker 9: and stole a bicycle and some other stuff out of
Speaker 9: her garage.
Speaker 10: Told the first of all, who is you man? I
Speaker 10: stole the bank somebody garage?
Speaker 1: Who is it?
Speaker 8: Who is Kate?
Speaker 9: I don't know, no k do This is Kate dub Man.
Speaker 9: My auntie, Miss Tinsley lived down the street from your
Speaker 9: mom and my ante me. You the one came in
Speaker 9: in and took a bike in a toolbox or somebody
Speaker 9: that garage man, First of.
Speaker 10: All, I don't even know no, damn miss Tinsley. And
Speaker 10: second of aruw, I don't steal your your aunty Miss Tinsley,
Speaker 10: say I stole somebody. Put put on the phone, man,
Speaker 10: put your amy on the phone. I ain't stolen nothing
Speaker 10: from nowhere. I ain't got She can't talk, Miami can't
Speaker 10: talk to you. Why she can't talk? She said I
Speaker 10: stole something.
Speaker 9: No, my my auntie Death. She signed language me and
Speaker 9: told me that you the one stole stole.
Speaker 10: The bike, your aunty death. And she told you she
Speaker 10: signed language you and said I stole the bike. On
Speaker 10: Wait a minute, how you get my number?
Speaker 4: Hold on?
Speaker 9: Sign language and mean not hold on? Okay, she says,
Speaker 9: quit all that damn line. You know damn well you're
Speaker 9: the one that stole the bike. He may hold it up.
Speaker 10: So your auntie is cutting me out through you in
Speaker 10: side language that you're telling me that I have stole
Speaker 10: the damn bike. Say man, first of all, hell, you
Speaker 10: even get my number?
Speaker 9: Man, I got the number when they lived down the street.
Speaker 9: That the mis ain't your mama, miss yeah, miss to
Speaker 9: my mama. Okay, okay, Well look man, the people down
Speaker 9: the street are but then the new your number. I
Speaker 9: told them I needed to talk to you sooner than
Speaker 9: I ain't. He told me that that you was the
Speaker 9: one that stole the bike out the garage.
Speaker 10: Now look, I.
Speaker 9: Ain't trying to help me.
Speaker 10: Can you can all right?
Speaker 4: Can you?
Speaker 10: Sile was back to your ain't it?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I can?
Speaker 10: Sign was back to her, tell her that I said
Speaker 10: that I ain't stole no bit.
Speaker 4: How about this, tell you.
Speaker 10: Ain't I ain't stolen no damn like.
Speaker 9: Right now, man, hold on, grown man, I'm trying to
Speaker 9: tell her right now, Wait a minute, okay, hold on.
Speaker 9: She's saying something. She said, you're black, just lying and
Speaker 9: you know you got this.
Speaker 10: May look here, man, you your death painted that street
Speaker 10: with nobody on this street except for my mama. I'm
Speaker 10: a grown man. I gotta steal a bike for your death.
Speaker 10: She must be dumb too, She's death had done. She's like,
Speaker 10: I stole something.
Speaker 9: I mean, I don't even no yob at you ain't
Speaker 9: he ain't deaf and dumb dude, Okay.
Speaker 10: I ain't. He don't never lie.
Speaker 9: And if miss Tinsley say that that that somebody took something,
Speaker 9: that dog, she's telling the truth. I ain't even gonna
Speaker 9: be lying and just to be lying. Why you just
Speaker 9: gonna lie on you? Why you're gonna pick you out?
Speaker 10: And you know what. I don't know what's going on,
Speaker 10: but I ain't got no reason to see it. No
Speaker 10: bike Now, I got a car that ain't paid for
Speaker 10: I got. I'm a gone man. I'm trying to get
Speaker 10: cussed it in my fuck. So I'm gonna come into
Speaker 10: somebody garage instead of Mike. Is you PRAI it? You crazy?
Speaker 5: She is?
Speaker 10: Man, get out my line with that. Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 10: hold on, Mia, AIN'TI talking what she's saying?
Speaker 9: Wait a minute, man, I'm trying to see what she
Speaker 9: was saying. She say that black No damn well, he
Speaker 9: took that bike and he better bring that damn bike.
Speaker 10: That dog looking man? Oh no, what you still on
Speaker 10: my line? Man? I ain't took no bike. The dumb
Speaker 10: ain't his line? Do easy? It's even simon, Hey dog,
Speaker 10: you gonna tell you something. You're gonna respect mi Ami?
Speaker 10: You me say, man, you're gonna respect me? You call
Speaker 10: my phone with that. I mean to try to get
Speaker 10: my together. You call me some who aren't you? What
Speaker 10: are you? I don't know this is I don't know know,
Speaker 10: I'm du man, I'm k dub. Everybody know ka Dub.
Speaker 10: I ain't never heard of no k dub in my life.
Speaker 10: My mama been saying on for fifteen years. I ain't
Speaker 10: never heard no Kate Doug. I heard no Miss Tinsley.
Speaker 10: I ain't eardybody, no death lady. I ain't seen no bike.
Speaker 4: This off my line.
Speaker 10: Man a man.
Speaker 9: She said, you gonna make me go down and steal somebody,
Speaker 9: miss House, if you don't bring that damn bike back.
Speaker 10: Got me t bring somebody. Come my ma mouse if
Speaker 10: you want to tell on my way over there, find somebody.
Speaker 10: Come on mama house for my family.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be over for you.
Speaker 9: Just dumb.
Speaker 10: Ain't you got whoever down there gave you my number.
Speaker 4: Everybody got me, so we gonna go this up that street.
Speaker 10: Up you come by my mama house. You better not
Speaker 10: stepping my mama playing. You come by my mama play.
Speaker 10: She worked you got me stup. You're gonna tell me
Speaker 10: to the dark side. Come on, mo, Wait right now, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know we sit on the phone.
Speaker 9: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. What
Speaker 9: you saying, ain't I ain't say ain't nobody scared of
Speaker 9: your Oh.
Speaker 10: Craig, say, tell yo death, I ain't need to bring
Speaker 10: up outside and I best you she hit him next,
Speaker 10: I'm gonna be putting on your yo. I'll be so
Speaker 10: she gonna be undeath today. I bet she get cured
Speaker 10: when she see me whooping yo.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 9: Literally, I ain't coming by myself. Only Tommy gonna be
Speaker 9: there with me. Tommy gonna help me.
Speaker 2: Whoop yo.
Speaker 10: Way who it's time to tell me who Tommy man.
Speaker 9: Nephew Tommy from the Steel Harby Morning Show. You just
Speaker 9: got pranked by your mama, Miss Beerau.
Speaker 10: Uh, that said, great dem man.
Speaker 9: My mama.
Speaker 10: No, I don't like nobody with the man guys.
Speaker 4: Your mama.
Speaker 9: My son loved me to tell he don't let nothing
Speaker 9: you take care of me. He don't let nothing go
Speaker 9: wrong with me. I don't let nobody mess with me.
Speaker 9: He said. All you got to do that like you're
Speaker 9: gonna do something to his mama.
Speaker 10: Man, Well I don't. I don't see it because of
Speaker 10: like I be a man guy.
Speaker 9: I'm in the mirror.
Speaker 10: Sweet, I'm mad for real. Oh yeah, man, tell my
Speaker 10: mama she's wrong for that. Two dudes, what up, nephew, you.
Speaker 9: Do you boy? You just like me before you know
Speaker 9: your mama. I ain't mad at Hey, I gotta ask you,
Speaker 9: man one more thing. What is the baddest and I
Speaker 9: mean the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 10: Man, without a doubt, Man, it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 10: Man will be a few timing man without doubting. Hey, man,
Speaker 10: tell me I said, hey, al right, I'm go little
Speaker 10: two hundred dollars she wanted. She want to play games though,
Speaker 10: you know.
Speaker 1: Now, all right, nephew, thank you, Come on here, come
Speaker 1: on here. And he doesn't even have a bike.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Coming up next as the Sealer.
Speaker 11: You're listening hard morning show coming.
Speaker 1: Up at the top of the hour, and entertainment news.
Speaker 1: Amber Rose is shutting down rumors that she's dating Chris Rock.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll talk about that. The world's top two
Speaker 1: busiest airports are named just ahead of summer traveling, and
Speaker 1: the Golden Bachelor and his ex wife now will appear
Speaker 1: on Celebrity Family Feud despite their impending divorce. That's all
Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. But right
Speaker 1: now it is time to ask the clo. Yeah, three
Speaker 1: months what.
Speaker 5: I I know.
Speaker 1: I know they put them on the show to give
Speaker 1: older people hope and all of that, but they don't
Speaker 1: want to leave their homes and their family. Yeah all right,
Speaker 1: well come on, clo.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: I know, take that shocked look off your face.
Speaker 6: We were all know I didn't we know that this weekend,
Speaker 6: I couldn't hear well, I'd have said something.
Speaker 1: That maybe you could have talked him off the ledge. See,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Felicia and Trenton says, I
Speaker 1: went on a first date and the guy ordered for me.
Speaker 1: He said we could share our entrees. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to do that because we just met. He asked for
Speaker 1: half of my food and he gave me half of his.
Speaker 1: Is sharing caring or was he tacky for doing that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. It could be.
Speaker 5: It could be looked at either way. I think for
Speaker 5: the first date, he shouldn't have did that. You know,
Speaker 5: that's attacking. That's damn near marriage, really.
Speaker 1: And when you're married, you don't like to share. Really, I'm.
Speaker 5: You don't have no damn choice. You let her stick
Speaker 5: her fork over there and you say no, you see, we.
Speaker 2: Had the same But yeah, you know, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: you did.
Speaker 5: But I don't think he should have did it on
Speaker 5: the first date. I think you should, you know, let
Speaker 5: her order work to see if y'all got a connection first,
Speaker 5: it's just the first date. I don't I don't think
Speaker 5: that was a cool thing for him to do. Sharing
Speaker 5: ain't caring, not necessarily because I don't care to share.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so soon, Yeah, you're right, all right? Moving on
Speaker 1: to Ted in Indianapolis, Ted says, my wife said her
Speaker 1: friend is staying with us for the weekend. I didn't
Speaker 1: know my wife was still her friend. After how she
Speaker 1: treated my brother when they dated. My wife said, I'm
Speaker 1: holding onto the past. I don't like this chick. Can
Speaker 1: I refuse to let her stay?
Speaker 6: You don't like the way she did your brother?
Speaker 1: Yeah, back when they were dating, right, I don't.
Speaker 6: Like this chick.
Speaker 5: Well, let me think about this for a second. Bro,
Speaker 5: Obviously her and the girl was friends and your wife,
Speaker 5: your wife and this girl were friends, and somehow your
Speaker 5: brother started dating your wife's friend. Well you didn't know
Speaker 5: they stayed friends. But what do their relationship have to
Speaker 5: do with your brother and herbite? Say, see that boy
Speaker 5: girl thing can't always get in the way of the
Speaker 5: girl thing, and the boy girl thing can't get in
Speaker 5: the way of the brother thing.
Speaker 2: So I don't think.
Speaker 5: Now she's staying at the house, that's gonna be a
Speaker 5: little bit tight for you.
Speaker 2: But you're just gonna have to tighten up.
Speaker 1: Because she dogged his brother obviously, according.
Speaker 5: To him, Well your brother did something to well, just
Speaker 5: and even if he didn't, she come into the house.
Speaker 5: Just just don't have your brother over there this weekend.
Speaker 1: You know, he don't want to be friendly, acting like
Speaker 1: he's friendly with the girl. Well, he ain't got to
Speaker 1: act friendly now in his house.
Speaker 10: Just be.
Speaker 3: Crazy.
Speaker 2: Can you pass the gravy please? You can't reach it exactly.
Speaker 2: Hey hey, hey, hey, so what's on TV? Shows eddy
Speaker 2: with it? You know, Oh you might visit, but it'll
Speaker 2: probably be your last one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. All right, so let her stay there,
Speaker 1: basically is what you're saying. Go ahead and let her
Speaker 1: stay you don't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, because you're gonna start an award that you
Speaker 5: don't need to finish. And just tell your brother, Hey, man,
Speaker 5: my wife's still cool. How I didn't know that she's
Speaker 5: staying at the house. Just letting you know, so I
Speaker 5: can have a fine.
Speaker 1: With with you, that's gonna be mad at the wife.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'll make a stank for you, all right.
Speaker 1: Moving on, moving on to Yvonne and Henderson. Yvonne says
Speaker 1: my coworker is a great kisser and says that's all
Speaker 1: he wants from me. I'm fantasizing about having sex with him,
Speaker 1: but I just got married. Kissing it's just as good
Speaker 1: as sex to me at times? Is he thinking of
Speaker 1: getting more? Or is kissing really enough?
Speaker 2: So she down?
Speaker 5: You ain't got to worry about that. That's a prelude. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: kissing is a praise.
Speaker 6: You can believe that.
Speaker 5: I don't know what you're talking about, dude, I just
Speaker 5: want to kiss. I don't know no man with that one.
Speaker 5: So you could get ready, y're oh, he won't more,
Speaker 5: just like you won't more.
Speaker 1: But she just got married, Steve, I heard that.
Speaker 5: But you know that's the thing about these questions now,
Speaker 5: these people, like I said the other day, these people
Speaker 5: come in here with these abnormal situations in these relationships,
Speaker 5: and then you want some regular ass nor answer.
Speaker 1: But you know, seeing you done.
Speaker 2: Made this letter about kissing, you just flew in. I
Speaker 2: just got married. Because kissing to me is just like sex.
Speaker 2: You know, so is it?
Speaker 10: Do he won't?
Speaker 2: What the hell you talking about?
Speaker 1: Do he won't?
Speaker 2: You just got married? What't? You don't hear this?
Speaker 5: But if you look at the Strawberry letters and you
Speaker 5: listen to these clos.
Speaker 2: More and more and more, there is a new normal
Speaker 2: in this world. Yeah yeah, and the new normal is
Speaker 2: just it's crazy because it's like, I mean, man, I
Speaker 2: be listening. Okay.
Speaker 5: I was around some young people the other day and
Speaker 5: there was some young girls in the room talking and
Speaker 5: all of them were going to have their children.
Speaker 2: Through you know, how you get the other lady to
Speaker 2: have the baby for you. Yeah. All them was.
Speaker 6: Wanting to have a surrogate so they don't mess they
Speaker 6: body up.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 5: I was sitting in the room going, Wow, don't nobody
Speaker 5: want their own child no more? So you don't mess
Speaker 5: your body up? I mean, man, what happened to that?
Speaker 5: I thought, like there were women who longed for motherhood
Speaker 5: and you know, like like the ones on our show,
Speaker 5: like glad to be a mother and proud of it.
Speaker 1: They just don't want to carry the baby.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But see right.
Speaker 5: To me, everybody thought, so they don't mess up their body.
Speaker 5: I thought the journey was part of it.
Speaker 1: In a different world. We are for sure all right.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, Thank you, Celo.
Speaker 1: We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 11: Morning show.
Speaker 1: So have you guys heard the rumors about Amber Rose
Speaker 1: and Chris Rock. They're reportedly dating after they were seen
Speaker 1: hanging out in New York. You guys heard that? Anybody
Speaker 1: I ain't heard? Chris Rock? Is your friend? Steve Nothing? Yeah, yeah, thick.
Speaker 1: Now for Chris, maybe he's changing, maybe he likes every
Speaker 1: well anyway, Amber Rose, she set the record straight on
Speaker 1: Entertainment tonight. She said that she and Chris Rock are
Speaker 1: just friends. She said it was not a date. I've
Speaker 1: been friends with Chris Rock for like thirteen years. We
Speaker 1: met for coffee. We talked some crap to each other.
Speaker 1: He made me laugh because he's hilarious, and that's our friendship,
Speaker 1: just friendship. Amber also pointed out there were no signs
Speaker 1: of PDA when Papa Rozzie spotted them. She added, quoted,
Speaker 1: it just becomes unfair sometimes. So what do you guys
Speaker 1: think it might make a cute couple if they are.
Speaker 2: What it is, that's all it is. That's all it is.
Speaker 2: I'm glad, you know what, having coffee with no damn body.
Speaker 2: That's that's all I know.
Speaker 1: Well, they're both single, old ass home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, what's the matter with it?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I could see it now.
Speaker 1: Yeah why not?
Speaker 2: Yeah? All right, where's the picture of them? At who
Speaker 2: has that picture?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: Monica has Monica. So moving on, Summer travel is right
Speaker 1: around the corner. So let's talk about the number one
Speaker 1: airport for volume or the busiest airport in the world.
Speaker 1: Atlanta Hartsville Jackson International Airport was voted the busiest airport
Speaker 1: again for twenty twenty three, with nearly one hundred and
Speaker 1: five million passengers, but the second busiest airport. This is
Speaker 1: a big surprise. I want to see if you can
Speaker 1: guess this one. Steve the big surprise think Think of
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 2: Thinks all Dubai.
Speaker 1: Dubai absolutely right, and we could guess it. For the
Speaker 1: first time ever, Dubai takes the number two spot. Now,
Speaker 1: this is according to the Airport's Council International rankings for
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. Dubai served around eighty seven million passengers
Speaker 1: last year.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 5: This though, that Dubai Airport fly o Lord got it
Speaker 5: in there, man.
Speaker 2: Earth, Yes.
Speaker 4: They have.
Speaker 5: They have a VIP section in the airport that's just
Speaker 5: for first class passengers.
Speaker 11: Yeah, let me.
Speaker 2: Tell you something. I'll tell you.
Speaker 5: They have their own lane of all designer stores. They
Speaker 5: got a cigar lounge. You can take showers, you can
Speaker 5: get what, pedicure, manicure, whatever you want.
Speaker 2: It's in that.
Speaker 5: They got restaurants just in this wing. Yes, you can
Speaker 5: go to Dubai and really don't leave the airport.
Speaker 1: Can't just stay there. It's got everything that we need. Anyways.
Speaker 1: Cigars Dubai was number five in twenty twenty two, which
Speaker 1: means there has been a big growth in that area
Speaker 1: because it's beautiful. People want to see it. It's beautiful,
Speaker 1: all right, Steve. Do you remember the couple from uh
Speaker 1: and I know you do, from The Golden Bachelor the
Speaker 1: first season Jerry Turner, Teresaist, Yes, you remember them.
Speaker 2: They was just on the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they filmed an episode of Celebrity Family Feud. Well,
Speaker 1: they split up just a week after they filmed that episode,
Speaker 1: and now they're divorcing Steve. Can you believe that?
Speaker 9: Though?
Speaker 1: And they were all married for three months.
Speaker 2: At the show to what did you do though, Steve?
Speaker 2: You got folks breaking up at family.
Speaker 1: And you're putting them together. I'm ready to love.
Speaker 2: I got your life was short term at this point.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's short.
Speaker 2: Term, So I ain't you know.
Speaker 5: I was sitting there like you know, uh huh. Now,
Speaker 5: let me tell you what they had. They had all
Speaker 5: of those let me say they had they had five.
Speaker 5: They had all of the back golden bachelorettes on there,
Speaker 5: and he missed on a couple of pictures.
Speaker 1: Yeah, contests on there too as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think I think he's gonna go back
Speaker 2: in that. Well. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 5: The black lady on that name Sandral, because I was
Speaker 5: complimenting how the ladies was dressed nice. They was flying
Speaker 5: and I was complimenting, and I said, man, y'all look wonderful.
Speaker 5: I say, now, I'm I'm older than all of you.
Speaker 2: And the woman was.
Speaker 5: Going there going Steve, no, you're not, and this black
Speaker 5: lady was Steve, no, you're not, you're not. This lady,
Speaker 5: Sandral was seventy six years old. Let me tell you something,
Speaker 5: mane if this woman had told me she was fifty.
Speaker 1: Twenty years younger, I'd win for it.
Speaker 5: This woman was stunning, This black lady at seventy six
Speaker 5: Central was stunning. Yeah, yeah, stunning man.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So yeah, they disappointed. They disappointed.
Speaker 2: A lot of people gonna go back in that well
Speaker 2: because he could have picked.
Speaker 1: They had to do it for them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. They lived in different states.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sorry, So did they say why they divorced it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they'd live in separate states and they have
Speaker 1: families and lives and jobs there, and they did not
Speaker 1: want to move. They didn't want to move and leave
Speaker 1: their families and stuff.
Speaker 2: I give it up, my front poet.
Speaker 1: Now, all right, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: your nephew has a question for you, Uncle Steve. Right
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening.
Speaker 11: Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, come on, tell me you have a question
Speaker 1: for question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a couple of questions.
Speaker 8: Listen, First and foremost, clothing wise, how often do you
Speaker 8: wear clothes before you just don't?
Speaker 5: You know, you don't wear them no moment? You know
Speaker 5: how many times you wear your clothes and then you
Speaker 5: throw with the man, it just appears. I'm you know,
Speaker 5: I don't wear anything a lot, you know, like I
Speaker 5: like black boots. But I got a lot of pairs
Speaker 5: of black boots I don't want. I like you know,
Speaker 5: I used to wear stuff till they woe out right right.
Speaker 5: I got so many black suits I don't even know because,
Speaker 5: like you know, how you iron black pants, they.
Speaker 6: Get shiny on you.
Speaker 2: So that ain't that. The boots ain't my concern. That
Speaker 2: ain't that ain't want to talk about.
Speaker 8: Listen, how many times you think you're gonna wear that
Speaker 8: that leopard you had on the other day?
Speaker 6: I saw that?
Speaker 8: How many times you think before? You don't want that
Speaker 8: no more? Because that's that look like somebod I really
Speaker 8: won't put on. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 6: That just looks like, Oh you're talking about that leopard
Speaker 6: coat and shirt.
Speaker 2: Oh you can't. Oh oh you can't get that coat?
Speaker 2: Well I can't what I what? What wed? Where? Quet?
Speaker 1: Where?
Speaker 2: Way? On my show? Where the uh? To the comedy deal?
Speaker 2: I'm welaring that airwhere? Why is you gonna walk in it? Though?
Speaker 11: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: I'm on here? That coat is, I'm gonna hear it.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about all that.
Speaker 5: He's gonna hear it. Boy, If you hear that coat,
Speaker 5: it ain't a coat no more. It'll be a jacket.
Speaker 5: The last time you had to hem a damn coat.
Speaker 5: If from If I give you that jacket and you
Speaker 5: hear it, I put it back on, it'll look like
Speaker 5: a smock.
Speaker 1: So are you saying if he put on one of
Speaker 1: your jackets, it'll be a coat?
Speaker 8: What you're saying, I can put on one of his jackets.
Speaker 8: I can put on one of your jacket. I'm gonna
Speaker 8: take a picture of one of your jackets. How about
Speaker 8: that next time I tell you, oh, well, let's stop this.
Speaker 8: How much you weigh right now? One ninety one and
Speaker 8: I and I and I should be I'm supposed to
Speaker 8: be one eighty if something. But yeah, one nighty one. Yeah,
Speaker 8: you think you're going, what.
Speaker 2: Is what's that caller? I'm looking at it on Steve
Speaker 2: Parker jacket. I got to have that jacket. I ain't
Speaker 2: gonna lot. Got to have that. Yeah, well, stove and
Speaker 2: you ain't cown you could you could buy it that
Speaker 2: I'm down. I'm down to two eighteen.
Speaker 1: I hav good jobs.
Speaker 2: That's thirty pounds, man, I'd have lost thirty pounds.
Speaker 1: I could really tell it. In the theft.
Speaker 2: That's listen.
Speaker 8: We're getting past the question how many times that you're
Speaker 8: gonna wear the jacket? How many I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 8: think you're gonna wear the jacket? Man, why don't you see?
Speaker 2: Why don't you see if they make the jacket in
Speaker 2: your size? How much?
Speaker 6: How much was the jacket? I have no idea at all.
Speaker 5: Don't be right there. You got any ballpark? What you
Speaker 5: think it might be? Tommy, I really don't talk. If
Speaker 5: I had, i'd just tell it. You're probably thirteen thirteenth,
Speaker 5: all right, thirteen hundreds seeing.
Speaker 1: Up at thirty four minutes after the hour. We'll play around.
Speaker 1: One has to go right after this.
Speaker 8: Our granddaddy will beat your hands if you be fine,
Speaker 8: Actually bought a jacket for thirteen.
Speaker 1: Child, you're listening.
Speaker 11: Morning show.
Speaker 1: One of these things has to go. Here we go
Speaker 1: the I R S sex your savings. One of them
Speaker 1: has to go.
Speaker 2: All right, that's easy, that was simple. And when can
Speaker 2: he go?
Speaker 5: I respectfully? Now we want to have that with some sack. Yes,
Speaker 5: very very respectful. We don't mean no host to gate.
Speaker 2: Talking to him crazy. I want to talk to crazy,
Speaker 2: see you know, threatening him? None of that? Your car here?
Speaker 3: No more?
Speaker 2: They at the door.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very powerful. All one has to go teeth, perfect eyesight,
Speaker 1: high metabolism.
Speaker 2: Oh, high metabolism. It ain't working. Now keep that around for.
Speaker 11: You work out.
Speaker 2: We need them teeth in a perfect ey sight. We
Speaker 2: need that. See well, you ain't got perfect eysight. But
Speaker 2: what what is your shooting for? I'm sitting up in
Speaker 2: here with glasses on right now? What you per sexy?
Speaker 2: I wear these because they sexy. Man, don't do that.
Speaker 2: You know you don't know him. You know that boy,
Speaker 2: you should try to avoid this sexy. That's a that's
Speaker 2: amazing to me. How you try to slide past all this? Man?
Speaker 5: Hey, man, I know you can't see this right now
Speaker 5: on the zoom, but when you turn sideway, you this
Speaker 5: turn forward, when you turn side, I don't show you
Speaker 5: right there right there?
Speaker 2: Click what you're laughing at?
Speaker 1: One has to go music, movies, stage plays?
Speaker 2: What who would do that? One has to go, man
Speaker 2: that damn music. Got to go music.
Speaker 5: What we're not getting rid of the movies in his
Speaker 5: number play? I'm sorry, I'll tell get rid of him
Speaker 5: a ragged the ass stage play right now. You can
Speaker 5: take n you can take calms too short the box
Speaker 5: with God.
Speaker 2: You can tell what oh and Juliet and take what
Speaker 2: side story ham Hamley, Now, don't give a.
Speaker 1: Damn do a line from Hamley.
Speaker 2: You got from Hamling?
Speaker 5: It is it is it a bit to suffer the
Speaker 5: slings and arrows. It is more noble and claring to
Speaker 5: know that there's no one but jepardized.
Speaker 10: But I.
Speaker 5: Sit here in the relentless pursuit of happiness and that
Speaker 5: glaranty we know we handler fi everything and we handle.
Speaker 2: I hamlet.
Speaker 1: All right on, one has to go barbecue pizza, ice cream, God.
Speaker 5: Barbecue pizza ice cream. Oh Lord, for me, it's gonna
Speaker 5: have to be that piece pizza. I'm gonna let the
Speaker 5: pizza go. I hate you now, ice cream ice cream
Speaker 5: going nowhere?
Speaker 11: I stand for?
Speaker 2: But you got mad at nobody?
Speaker 1: Where you at?
Speaker 10: Come on?
Speaker 2: Where you before?
Speaker 1: Wait? Let your answer?
Speaker 2: Where you said? Pizza? Pizza, pizza? What my name on
Speaker 2: the ice cream at the house? Right now?
Speaker 1: You've labeled ice creamil.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm told of all of the would you rather nothing.
Speaker 10: This is?
Speaker 5: Let me make this announcement. Bottecue go No damn, well,
Speaker 5: let's just take that off the table. The tail and
Speaker 5: I'm experiences between pizza and ice cream.
Speaker 2: That's the internal tail.
Speaker 5: I love pizza, man, I love pizza, but ice cream
Speaker 5: so much joy ice creaming that food You sit down
Speaker 5: and swing your feet when you eat.
Speaker 1: Ice cream?
Speaker 2: Is that food where you turn that food upside down
Speaker 2: and list ice cream?
Speaker 5: Is that food d eat when you can be in
Speaker 5: the room with somebody your ass hate and you don't
Speaker 5: even know they.
Speaker 11: Have Coming up?
Speaker 1: Next, prank phone call with the nephew right after this,
Speaker 1: which one, Steve, you're listening morning show coming up at
Speaker 1: about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter
Speaker 1: for today and the subject is I'm gonna take him
Speaker 1: back every time.
Speaker 2: Wool is good good.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that talk about that in a few
Speaker 1: because right now the nephew is here with today's prank
Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us?
Speaker 2: Ne f this one right here? You gotta put some
Speaker 2: spec on it right here.
Speaker 8: I mean, that's different things that you just wouldn't believe
Speaker 8: people are qualified to do. There's different occupations out there.
Speaker 8: You will not have an idea that they really qualified.
Speaker 8: This right here is the blind barber, the blind bob. Listen, lesten.
Speaker 8: If it's a lot of folks can cut you understand.
Speaker 8: It's a lot of people can cut you, just don't
Speaker 8: you know. Listen, if he can feel his way around,
Speaker 8: he can do it. You know what I mean, he
Speaker 8: can edge you up in this tonight?
Speaker 2: Real? Now are we cutting today? I know you don't
Speaker 2: see it.
Speaker 8: I know you don't see what I see. But were
Speaker 8: cutting to day? You understand what I'm saying. You don't
Speaker 8: see what I see. I see this being a masterpiece.
Speaker 2: All right, you are? Oh, I do all ball heads.
Speaker 2: I mean I can have that. I do all ball heads.
Speaker 8: I don't worry about this now, them flat tops in
Speaker 8: them phades. We we we we were getting better, we
Speaker 8: getting better, were getting at that line, that line, I
Speaker 8: am the blind barber catalog, if you would, crazy the
Speaker 8: blind Bob.
Speaker 2: But here we go.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm trying to reach a uh that run the bucket.
Speaker 8: Yeah you now you run the barber shop down there,
Speaker 8: on't you?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 8: Now, I'm trying to see if if y'all got any
Speaker 8: uh booth rentals down there where I can come in
Speaker 8: there and cut some half. I've been cutting how long time?
Speaker 8: I want to see if y'all got some room down there?
Speaker 8: They tell me it might you might have had some
Speaker 8: come available.
Speaker 4: I got two bolls open right now?
Speaker 8: You need a boot, yeah, I'm trying to get in
Speaker 8: there and get the cutting. Now you now how much
Speaker 8: you charge for booth rental on a weekly basis?
Speaker 4: That's two hundred dollars a week?
Speaker 8: Two hundred dollars a week. Now that eight hundred dollars
Speaker 8: a month. That they're good your two hundred?
Speaker 2: Now winter. Can I get down there so you can
Speaker 2: meet me? You know, you show me around the shop
Speaker 2: so I know what.
Speaker 4: I'm open from eight to seven. That's that's Tuesday too.
Speaker 8: Sadness all right, because I want to see if I
Speaker 8: can maybe meet you there so I can get down
Speaker 8: there and you feel my way around come out.
Speaker 2: Then what I want to ask you do you mind
Speaker 2: doing for me?
Speaker 8: Do you think you could possibly put up some ramps
Speaker 8: where you got steps at and uh and your phone?
Speaker 2: Could you take your mind if you take the phone
Speaker 2: and put it in brail for me? Wait?
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, man? What the hell I need to put
Speaker 4: my taking rampside and putting phones in the briell for
Speaker 4: what was going on with you?
Speaker 2: Well? I'm I'm blind, you know I'm not gonna let
Speaker 2: that stop me.
Speaker 4: You know I'm still going Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: hell no man, you wait a minute.
Speaker 2: You what I'm blind?
Speaker 8: But see, but I've been cutting my hair for over
Speaker 8: ten years and folks say my hair could always look good.
Speaker 8: So I just figured I'm gonna start cutting hand now.
Speaker 4: Oh well, yeah, what you might cut a hand. It
Speaker 4: might be some good that you do, but just ain't
Speaker 4: cutting no hand in my shop. Not being blind that yeah,
Speaker 4: ma ain't not go found my shop man. Noa, I
Speaker 4: ain't got no problem with that, man, But you you
Speaker 4: just can't do it now.
Speaker 2: Well wait, wait not to see this what they call excrimination.
Speaker 2: You can't do that.
Speaker 5: You can't scriminate from people you call they got some
Speaker 5: type of handicap blongs to them.
Speaker 4: You listen, hold, let me kn't something man. I'm not
Speaker 4: trying to be trying to put you out of being
Speaker 4: the dyck doing what you need to do. But you
Speaker 4: just can't do that my shot. Man, I can't recall it. Discrimination, excraminations,
Speaker 4: scrimination of what not not not my shot.
Speaker 3: You just can't do it.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 8: Not I know how to cut haird I know how
Speaker 8: to give folks a lining and stuff like now I
Speaker 8: ain't tried to use no raisor.
Speaker 2: Nothing like that, but I do know.
Speaker 4: Man, come on, dude, listen. Can't you find something else
Speaker 4: to get into? What was I trying to cut out?
Speaker 2: Well? This what I like though, This what I feel like,
Speaker 2: This is my calling.
Speaker 4: You just can't do it in my shot.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, no, cause see now that's what I don't
Speaker 2: I don't care to hear something like this here.
Speaker 8: And I've been I got the qualifications, and I mean
Speaker 8: to do it, and I want to be able to
Speaker 8: come down there.
Speaker 2: And I told you when I first what I tell you.
Speaker 2: I said I wanted to feel my way around.
Speaker 4: Didn't I say that I don't need to feel your
Speaker 4: way dock. I needed to be able to see what
Speaker 4: you're doing. I mean, I don't care about you being
Speaker 4: able to cut no airp being blind. You got to
Speaker 4: be able to see to do that.
Speaker 5: This could probably do to do wonder for your shop.
Speaker 5: People all come from miles around to see somebody.
Speaker 4: Like myself cutting and that kind of my shot. Did
Speaker 4: you hear what I said?
Speaker 2: I heard what you said when I don't want you
Speaker 2: to do it? Make me mad about that?
Speaker 4: Now you're gonna get mad about something a bit belonged
Speaker 4: to me. I'm off and you killing me this your
Speaker 4: blind doc. I can't help you when you run, man,
Speaker 4: Come along with that now.
Speaker 8: Listen, I'm gonna tell you this here, and I'm gonna
Speaker 8: tell it to you straight. I'm coming down now to
Speaker 8: that barber shop. I'm gonna feel leave booths out and
Speaker 8: I'm gonna start cutting now. One thing I don't want
Speaker 8: to do is have to get into no tussle with
Speaker 8: you now.
Speaker 2: I don't want that worry.
Speaker 4: Worry about getting in nousle with me. Did you bring
Speaker 4: your in my sho I'm talking about you gonna cut
Speaker 4: her and he's gonna be some party move around.
Speaker 2: But I'm coming down there, and I'm coming down there
Speaker 2: is evening now.
Speaker 4: One thing you bring you no, well, you might keep
Speaker 4: waste my shot.
Speaker 8: You gonna you gonna get your what bob, blind man,
Speaker 8: and what you're gonna do, you ain't.
Speaker 2: Gonna see it coming either.
Speaker 10: You hear it?
Speaker 4: Pry your nothing.
Speaker 2: As long as I got the money to pay my
Speaker 2: bull rental.
Speaker 4: You don't give a damn. I don't want your money.
Speaker 4: You're blind, can't cut no man, Mike shot. You understand
Speaker 4: what I say to you.
Speaker 2: I'm understanding what you're saying. And if I got to
Speaker 2: call the law about you being discriminated.
Speaker 4: Lord, you can call anybody you want to call. That's money.
Speaker 4: You not gonna do that. You understand what I'm telling you.
Speaker 4: Now you bring your Now they talking about cutting hand money.
Speaker 4: I'll be waiting on you.
Speaker 5: I'm coming down there this evening and I'm coming and
Speaker 5: I'm coming to up y'all.
Speaker 8: Because you got the nerve to discriminate just me.
Speaker 4: I got some in the fight.
Speaker 10: Well, who kill you? Mother?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: You want not be done. I don't even fishing with them.
Speaker 8: Steve call they give me, They give me this number
Speaker 8: and say you is the one that do the hiring
Speaker 8: round the barber shop.
Speaker 4: You don't call my personal number. You called myop. Do
Speaker 4: get your money?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: No, what difference do that make? If I'm some man
Speaker 2: looking for a job, you.
Speaker 4: Don't call my personal phone.
Speaker 2: You're gonna watch your tone with me. What you're gonna do.
Speaker 4: I ain't gonna watch it. You won't you bring to
Speaker 4: my shop.
Speaker 5: I tell you one thing you're gonna watch. You gonna
Speaker 5: watch me get on your Why.
Speaker 4: You gonna get on?
Speaker 1: You can't save me?
Speaker 4: I want to hang up on you.
Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
Speaker 4: Dan.
Speaker 2: That's his nephew.
Speaker 10: Time.
Speaker 5: It from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
Speaker 5: pranked by your cousin.
Speaker 4: Man you are you ain't no good?
Speaker 8: Hey, mister, I got to ask you, man, what is
Speaker 8: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
Speaker 8: the land.
Speaker 4: Steve Harvey moaning show.
Speaker 8: Let the blind bable to work. I'm just trying to
Speaker 8: get a booth in there, man, and get the cutting.
Speaker 8: That's all a couple of.
Speaker 1: It's not happening.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 8: It's always at the barber shops, always one chair on
Speaker 8: nobody city and have y'all did y'all.
Speaker 2: He's always ready, though, but he ain't get no.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 2: You just be sitting there. What you need? You need anything?
Speaker 8: No, no, no, I'm waiting, No Murphy, don't worry about
Speaker 8: that waiting No Murphy. I'm good, yeah, good?
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Speaker 1: Thank you nephew. Subject. I'm going to take him back
Speaker 1: every time? Okay did Stephen Shirley. I'm almost sixty years
Speaker 1: old and I've been a living girlfriend for over twenty years.
Speaker 1: When my honey and I started dating, he was fresh
Speaker 1: off a terrible marriage and I was married to an
Speaker 1: old man that died on me and left me homeless.
Speaker 1: I had saved up a lot of money and lost
Speaker 1: it all taking care of him. When he died, his
Speaker 1: children took what little money he had. So my current
Speaker 1: honey and I said we'd never get married, but he'd
Speaker 1: never leave me like the last one did. I'm sure
Speaker 1: I have access to everything that's his, and he doesn't
Speaker 1: have any children, so I'm good on that part. We
Speaker 1: have a comfortable life and he loves to travel. I
Speaker 1: will retire in five years, and I had planned to
Speaker 1: settle on in and cater to my husband. But my
Speaker 1: honey is up to no good most of the time.
Speaker 1: Over the years, I've seen things, and a few women
Speaker 1: have contacted me or approached us while we are out.
Speaker 1: He has no shame, and one time he told the
Speaker 1: lady to calm down, don't disrespect me. And he'll call
Speaker 1: her later. The lady turned around and went back to
Speaker 1: her car. He's like magic, and I can't get from
Speaker 1: under his spell. That's what my friends say to me
Speaker 1: when they come to me telling me that he's no good.
Speaker 1: What they don't know is that I'm looking at my future.
Speaker 1: I will take this man back, no matter what he does,
Speaker 1: because my aunties and grandma told me that a piece
Speaker 1: of a man is better than no man at all.
Speaker 1: It may not make sense to other women, but it's
Speaker 1: how I am with my honey. He's a good man
Speaker 1: if I look over his infidelity. He's sixty four, and
Speaker 1: I'm hoping he will settle down soon. But I can't lie.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid someone might take him away from me. Am
Speaker 1: I going about this the wrong way?
Speaker 11: Should I leave this man?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: And yes? Okay. So in the beginning and in the
Speaker 1: middle of this letter, it didn't sound like you wanted
Speaker 1: any advice at all. It sounded like you were perfectly
Speaker 1: fine with how things were. You said, no matter what
Speaker 1: anyone says about him, you'll take this man back. You said,
Speaker 1: your aunties and your grandma told you that a piece
Speaker 1: of a man is better than no man at all sorry,
Speaker 1: but that's bad advice, that really is. And you said,
Speaker 1: if you ignore his infidelities, he's a good man. Excuse
Speaker 1: me what, he's cheating on you. That's not a good man.
Speaker 1: It's not a good man. If he's cheating on you. Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't like it, you're unhappy, that's why you're writing,
Speaker 1: Steve and I. You said he's like magic and you
Speaker 1: can't get from under a spell. But he's more like
Speaker 1: poison that you shouldn't be ingesting. He's not respecting you.
Speaker 1: You said he's up to no good most of the time.
Speaker 1: You said that, listen, no one, no one is that
Speaker 1: good where you just allow them to treat you any
Speaker 1: old kind of way. So you can't just sit there
Speaker 1: and take this. You can't. You can't have a fear
Speaker 1: of losing him to someone else, thinking that someone else
Speaker 1: is gonna take them away from him, take them away
Speaker 1: from you. It makes you look desperate. Okay, it makes
Speaker 1: you look desperate. I'm sorry. You're living girlfriend for twenty years.
Speaker 6: Steve, I'm stuck at the I'm going to take him
Speaker 6: back every time. Okay.
Speaker 2: Then my question is, Okay, so what you want from.
Speaker 5: Us, you've already said, So the little questions you have
Speaker 5: in the letter, you've already said you're gonna take him
Speaker 5: back every time. So what you want from us? I
Speaker 5: can't give you self esteem at sixty. I can't make
Speaker 5: you want more if you don't want more? Well, what
Speaker 5: you want from us? What you want me to tell you?
Speaker 2: Lady? You settling this all you want that?
Speaker 5: Look, I'm almost sixty and I've been a living girlfriend
Speaker 5: for over twenty years.
Speaker 10: Like what?
Speaker 2: Okay, what a living girlfriend for over twenty years? What
Speaker 2: do you want from me? You just settled? You a girlfriend?
Speaker 2: You're a sixty year old girlfriend? Who do that with
Speaker 2: my honey?
Speaker 5: And I started dating your honey. That's all you can
Speaker 5: call him is your honey. You can't call him nothing else.
Speaker 5: He was married, and I was married to an old
Speaker 5: man that died on me and left me homeless. I've
Speaker 5: stayed up. I saved up a lot of money and
Speaker 5: I lost it all taking care of him when he died,
Speaker 5: his children who took what little money he had. So
Speaker 5: my current honey and I said, we never getting married,
Speaker 5: But he never leave me like the last one did.
Speaker 5: The last one didn't just leave you, he died, Damn it.
Speaker 5: He didn't just leave you, damn it.
Speaker 3: He died.
Speaker 5: The other one gonna die too. He gonna die too.
Speaker 5: And if he died before you, guess what.
Speaker 2: He gonna leave you, just like.
Speaker 5: The other one did. He makes sure I have access
Speaker 5: to everything that's his. And he don't have any children,
Speaker 5: So I'm good on that part. He's sixty four and
Speaker 5: ain't got no kids. What is wrong with this picture? Well,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna show you what's wrong with it when we
Speaker 5: come back. He don't have no children. We have a
Speaker 5: comfortable life, and he loves to travel. I'm gonna retire
Speaker 5: five years and I'm playing on settling down and catering
Speaker 5: to my honey.
Speaker 2: Oh really, hang on, we'll get to that when we
Speaker 2: come back.
Speaker 1: Money of your response Steve coming up at twenty three
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Speaker 1: take him back every time. We'll get back into it
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve.
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Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take him back every time.
Speaker 5: Well, the lady, once you entite the letter that my
Speaker 5: question was, what do you want from us what you
Speaker 5: want from us, and then you proceed to tell us that.
Speaker 2: You was married.
Speaker 5: You sit almost sixty and you've been a living and
Speaker 5: girlfriend for over twenty years. Okay, your standards alone. You
Speaker 5: don't want nothing and you don't demand nothing, So now
Speaker 5: what you want from us. When my honey and I
Speaker 5: started dating, he was fresh off of terrible marriage and
Speaker 5: I was married to an old man that died on
Speaker 5: me and left me homeless. You had a lot of money,
Speaker 5: but you lost it all taking care of him. When
Speaker 5: he died, his children took the little money had. So
Speaker 5: my current honey and I said, we never get married.
Speaker 5: But he never leave me like the last one did.
Speaker 5: Once again, let me point out, he did not just leave.
Speaker 1: You say it, Yeah, his ass died. That's different, really different.
Speaker 2: He laughed for me. No, no, no, no, he's aid,
Speaker 2: I mean he left me hanging. No, No, he didn't
Speaker 2: have a choice.
Speaker 1: He died, damn it.
Speaker 5: And anyway, the other one said, he never do that
Speaker 5: one and to make sure he make sure I have
Speaker 5: access to everything that he has and he don't have
Speaker 5: no children, So I'm good on that part.
Speaker 2: Now here we go.
Speaker 5: We have a comfortable life and he loves to travel.
Speaker 5: I will retire in five years, and I have planned
Speaker 5: to settle in and cater to my honey. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: now that's gonna be interesting. Let's say that, because that's
Speaker 5: gonna be my closing line. When you retire and cater
Speaker 5: to your honey. But my honey is up to no
Speaker 5: good most of the time. Oh okay, here we go.
Speaker 5: Over the years, I have seen things, and a few
Speaker 5: women have contacted me or approached us while we were out.
Speaker 5: He has no shame, and one time he told the
Speaker 5: lady to calm down, don't disrespect me, and he'll call
Speaker 5: her later. The lady turned around way back to her car.
Speaker 5: He's like magic. I can't get from under his spell.
Speaker 5: Well let's talk about magic Mike.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 2: Magic Mike is who I've called the dude in this letter.
Speaker 5: Now, you have several problems with him, but you seem
Speaker 5: to think that he's unfaithful to you, and I don't
Speaker 5: think that's true. I'm gonna point this out. That's what
Speaker 5: my friends say to me when they come to me
Speaker 5: telling me he's no good. What they don't know is
Speaker 5: that I'm looking at my future and I will take
Speaker 5: this man back no matter what he does. Because my
Speaker 5: aunties and grandma told me that a piece of a
Speaker 5: man is better than no man at all. I could
Speaker 5: assure you your grandmama and your aunt ain't got no
Speaker 5: damn but it I can promise you that.
Speaker 2: I can promise you that and have.
Speaker 6: Never had one.
Speaker 5: It may not make me sinse to other women that
Speaker 5: don't make sense, to other men that don't make no
Speaker 5: sense to me, but it's how I am with my honey.
Speaker 5: He's a good man if I overlook his infidelity. You
Speaker 5: so stupid. You know you're just stupid. You done wrote
Speaker 5: a dumb ass letter, and you keep making dumb ass
Speaker 5: statements and you want us to give you an answer. Well,
Speaker 5: we can't help your dumb ass because you stupid. He
Speaker 5: a good man if I overlook his infidelity. He's sixty four,
Speaker 5: and I'm hoping he will settle down. So sixty four
Speaker 5: settled down. He ain't settling down.
Speaker 2: He locked in. This is how he is.
Speaker 5: You just heard he ain't got no kids. You'd have
Speaker 5: found a bunch of women. Women come up to him
Speaker 5: in public. Here, Hey, calm down, you don't disrespect me.
Speaker 5: Get on out of here. I'll call you later. She
Speaker 5: go away and you stay. When he settled down, he
Speaker 5: doing what he do.
Speaker 3: He locked in.
Speaker 2: But I can't lie. I'm afraid someone might take him
Speaker 2: away from me. They already got him.
Speaker 5: Everybody, What is you talking about? You afraid somebody gonna
Speaker 5: take him from you? You don't have him, They have him.
Speaker 5: Am I going about this the wrong way? Should I
Speaker 5: lead this man?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 11: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: Listen to me.
Speaker 5: Stop saying should I lead this man? Because you just
Speaker 5: told us you're not going no matter what he do,
Speaker 5: You're not gonna leave because you just you want a
Speaker 5: piece of man, and you got a piece of man.
Speaker 5: Now you say it's infidelity, which means he's cheating on you.
Speaker 5: Let me point out something to you. He's not cheating
Speaker 5: on you. This man isn't cheating on you.
Speaker 1: What's he doing?
Speaker 5: You are one of the women that he sees, and
Speaker 5: when they come up to you in public, he tells
Speaker 5: them to calm down, don't disrespect me, get on out
Speaker 5: of here, and I'll call you later. And you sit
Speaker 5: there and go, yeah, get out our face. He'll call
Speaker 5: you later, not get and then you go write to
Speaker 5: be in his honey. So you see, he's not cheating
Speaker 5: on you. He's not practicing infidelily. He has a stable
Speaker 5: of women that you've known about over the years, and
Speaker 5: you one of them, and you okay with being his honey.
Speaker 2: And his living and girlfriend. And no, he's not gonna
Speaker 2: settle down because he's locked in.
Speaker 10: This is what he do.
Speaker 5: Now, let me help you with this statement you made
Speaker 5: in five years, you gonna retire and cater to your honey.
Speaker 5: You go cater to your honey. He don't cater to you.
Speaker 5: You got a five year plan that's doomed from the start.
Speaker 5: He don't cater to you. He's not your man. He's
Speaker 5: a lot of manses to a lot of women's. This See,
Speaker 5: when you're talking to ignorant people, is best to talk ignorant.
Speaker 5: He's not your manses because he has a lot of
Speaker 5: women's under days.
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Speaker 2: All right, Shirley.
Speaker 7: The playing tournament started yesterday and uh, you know, the
Speaker 7: Lakers beat the New Orleans Pelicans one team to one
Speaker 7: oh six. They take the seven seed and they will
Speaker 7: take on this Globe Nuggets. It was a closed game,
Speaker 7: you know what, man, Zion Wiis and played his behind
Speaker 7: off man water. Once Levin rebound and got hurt in
Speaker 7: the fourth quarter with three minutes left, Ben he left
Speaker 7: the game. And then Lebron James doing again almost another
Speaker 7: triple double twenty three, nine rebounds and nine assists.
Speaker 2: Uh, he took some charges, man, you know from Zion.
Speaker 2: Did you see the showing you from Zion Wiis?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't see anything.
Speaker 7: Oh, Man, standing there, boy, that boy you know Zion
Speaker 7: big Now that's like two sixty coming down the lane.
Speaker 2: Coming. But he's stood in there.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: But it's not over for the Pelicans.
Speaker 7: They're gonna play the winner, which is the Sacramento Kings
Speaker 7: on Friday.
Speaker 2: Man, because Golden State is out of the playoffs.
Speaker 7: They and Sacramento pulled it off one eighteen to ninety four.
Speaker 1: Klay Thompson oh for ten zero points to.
Speaker 2: Help his team.
Speaker 7: Man ain't looking good right now, No, man, you know what, Man,
Speaker 7: it was just turnovers, man, Turnovers was killing the Golden
Speaker 7: State Warriors.
Speaker 2: They just they kept turning it over.
Speaker 7: You know, like like Steph Curry had foe turnovers. Your
Speaker 7: boy man, Draymond Green had our foe turnover. The steal
Speaker 7: Rison ball and prison balls and ball. They may have
Speaker 7: to break this up, man, they may break this up.
Speaker 2: Uh, this might be it.
Speaker 7: Man, So what you think I happened to you? Well,
Speaker 7: you know Klay Thompson is a free agent. Then they
Speaker 7: may trade Graymond. They'll probably step Prison. They might keep saying,
Speaker 7: probably keep Steph and they just start rebuilding.
Speaker 2: Man, that's probyt what I think. Do Rikers Island have
Speaker 2: a team because I.
Speaker 5: Know Ramon listen, man, he just he hurt his team
Speaker 5: so many times. Just Bron, Bron, just play basketball.
Speaker 2: What what is I mean?
Speaker 5: Look, I understand you coming to your teammates defense. I
Speaker 5: got that, uh huh. You know, man, when Rudy Gobell
Speaker 5: was up on the door and he came up and
Speaker 5: grabbed him, pulled him off. I got that part, But
Speaker 5: the rest of it don't. Man.
Speaker 2: What about when he pushed his teammate? What about that?
Speaker 2: What about that?
Speaker 5: Well, that's when he was starting to unravel. You know,
Speaker 5: he ain't really Raymon. I think the pressure got to
Speaker 5: it too much.
Speaker 8: It was Steph Curry almost cried one game when he
Speaker 8: got ejected.
Speaker 2: You're leaving us.
Speaker 5: After by Draymond because because they didn't talk to him
Speaker 5: over and over. It's like, man, what do I say
Speaker 5: to this guy? I mean, man, but I don't know.
Speaker 5: Draymond is a great dude. I don't I don't get it.
Speaker 5: I just oh, god at all?
Speaker 2: Who happens in the east tonight? So let's go ahead ahead, Shirt.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, junior. Excuse me coming up at
Speaker 1: the top of the hour. What do you do when
Speaker 1: a twenty eight year old woman wants to date your
Speaker 1: twenty year old twenty two year old son. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about it right after this.
Speaker 2: That's my boy.
Speaker 11: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 2: All right, Steve.
Speaker 1: This is from Tam in Jacksonville. Tam says, my son
Speaker 1: is a senior in college and his girlfriend is twenty
Speaker 1: eight years old. He had the nerve to bring her
Speaker 1: to my house and she said she wanted to talk
Speaker 1: to me. Woman to woman, I was hot. She told
Speaker 1: me that my son will be moving in with her
Speaker 1: and her seven year old son. I told her that
Speaker 1: she only wants to date my son because he might
Speaker 1: go to the major leagues in baseball. There's no way
Speaker 1: my twenty two year old son is her soulmate. My
Speaker 1: son has his whole life ahead of him, So how
Speaker 1: do I get him away from this grown woman? Is
Speaker 1: this situation out of my hands?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, that is yeah, it's none, it's gone. She
Speaker 2: doesn't put your name on that boy, then you go,
Speaker 2: why is that didn't do it? I don't put it
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 6: She doesn't put it on the him. She doesn't put
Speaker 6: it on him.
Speaker 2: He over there getting a seven year old ready for school.
Speaker 1: And everything that I want to talk to your mother.
Speaker 5: Boy throwing that baseball, damn thats good as him by
Speaker 5: now she look at the two major league prospects, your
Speaker 5: son and her son. Yeah, yeah, la later, I don't
Speaker 5: even know how you you you understand that boy over there,
Speaker 5: he can't believe.
Speaker 2: He gone.
Speaker 1: There's nothing the mom can do at this point, not
Speaker 1: a damn thing.
Speaker 2: He believed that's her soulmate too.
Speaker 6: He believed that too.
Speaker 1: You are thinking back, obviously, when you are.
Speaker 2: Older woman at twenty two, you know how many soulmates
Speaker 2: I had coming so mad.
Speaker 1: Oh man, nothing mom can do. Yeah, she already doesn't
Speaker 1: like this young woman though she doesn't like her at all.
Speaker 5: Ye, let me talk to you want? Yeah what, let's
Speaker 5: just chop it up. Listen, this is what it's gonna be.
Speaker 5: I know you're tripping, but this what's gonna be.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, all right. We have trying for another one.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 1: This one's from foo Quay in Salisbury, who says, I
Speaker 1: got home from work and my wife told me that
Speaker 1: my buddy stopped by and dropped off some cigars for me.
Speaker 1: He called me, but I missed his call. My wife
Speaker 1: said he'd be back. He was going to get her
Speaker 1: some soup from Panera because she told him she wasn't
Speaker 1: feeling well. He brought the soup back and I met
Speaker 1: him at the back door and told him thanks, but
Speaker 1: I wasn't in the mood to entertain. He said he
Speaker 1: could sense I had an attitude, and he was right.
Speaker 1: He said he was being a good friend to us both.
Speaker 1: Did I overreact? Was he just being nice?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think you did.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because let me explain something to your wife. The
Speaker 5: one told her told him she was sick. He hey,
Speaker 5: let me go down here and get you some soup.
Speaker 5: All the dude did.
Speaker 2: He was trying to be your homie, and you didn't
Speaker 2: come in the house and you was, and you was.
Speaker 2: He didn't come in the house and food speed her
Speaker 2: spoons to eat her to soup. He just drop it off.
Speaker 1: You'd be okay with this if a man brought her
Speaker 1: wife some soup, and you'd be okay with it.
Speaker 5: Well, my homies, the dudes that I know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: they about that life wonder. Look i'mna take care of yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 5: my dudes is about that life. Now.
Speaker 2: It's now if we ain't real.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you know, look, but but you don't
Speaker 1: want to fight.
Speaker 5: I gonna get into that position though, because all this
Speaker 5: fine about you being sick and all this hood you know, and.
Speaker 2: You're wining to me. You don't be wiringing no nobody else.
Speaker 1: That's I'm surprised at your answers.
Speaker 2: That's like, my problem is with the wife though, good,
Speaker 2: that's would be my problem.
Speaker 8: But if you spoon feed my wife when I'm walking in,
Speaker 8: y'all last sump of them, that's y'all last.
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Speaker 2: You can upset with him.
Speaker 1: Sorry, all right, we're moving on. Would your rather jet
Speaker 1: ski at seventeen five miles per hour or zipline over
Speaker 1: the Grand Canyons? Which zip line?
Speaker 2: Oh hell, I'm not.
Speaker 5: You're not loan that take to get across that. How
Speaker 5: many times we had death thoughts and by the time
Speaker 5: I get across that, I'll be dead.
Speaker 2: Because you're faint, lifeless body just on the zip line.
Speaker 2: Just catch that. He died about half way to the course.
Speaker 1: All right, Would you rather have sex or can't make
Speaker 1: any noise or would you rather curse the entire time?
Speaker 5: Oh, curse your entire time doing six? Yeah, I don't
Speaker 5: care which one of you as long as I'm having it.
Speaker 5: I'm fair, don't.
Speaker 2: So, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh, you've never done quiet, You've never done it quietly.
Speaker 2: You ain't never had to have quiet? Six. Wait, I
Speaker 2: can't no damn statements.
Speaker 1: Nothing you can get through this quiet? Little you were
Speaker 1: in the holiday.
Speaker 2: All my kids?
Speaker 1: All right? Care all that noise?
Speaker 9: Oh my sady?
Speaker 4: What's wronged?
Speaker 3: Come on?
Speaker 1: Last break of the day coming up, and we'll close
Speaker 1: out the show right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 11: Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
Speaker 1: day on this Wednesday. It's been a good day, really
Speaker 1: good day.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: And Steve, Before we get out of here, we have
Speaker 1: one more clo for you. This person meets your help.
Speaker 1: This is April, and Richmond.
Speaker 5: Could remark depends on how good it is. If not,
Speaker 5: I'm sure Junior will have another inquisitive question.
Speaker 1: All right, this is April and Richmond. April writes, I
Speaker 1: had sex twice with a married guy and he will
Speaker 1: not leave me alone. I met him when I was
Speaker 1: on vacation in New York. That was three years ago,
Speaker 1: and I haven't seen him since then. He won't stop
Speaker 1: texting and sending flowers. Should I give in and see
Speaker 1: him or not? She needs your help?
Speaker 6: Okay, Junior, get your question ready. I really don't care
Speaker 6: what you do.
Speaker 5: Once again, this is another example of the new norm
Speaker 5: I mean, you're you're ignoring the fact that, Okay, is
Speaker 5: he married or she married? He's married, he's married, You
Speaker 5: met him, you had sex with him. He won't stop calling.
Speaker 5: Should I contact him and give in? I don't care
Speaker 5: what you do. Really, I mean you know y'all come
Speaker 5: on now. You can't ask us to co sign this mess.
Speaker 5: I understand. Look, consensual sex is consensual sex. You can
Speaker 5: do anything you want to do. But in the words
Speaker 5: of my father in law, just because you can do
Speaker 5: something don't mean you should. And that ain't a true statement.
Speaker 5: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: Now. You can go and see this man, but where
Speaker 2: you going? Though?
Speaker 5: It ain't it ain't gonna make it right. It don't
Speaker 5: mean it ain't gonna make it okay. That don't mean
Speaker 5: there ain't no risk involved it Just so all these
Speaker 5: new norms people got I just man, and but they
Speaker 5: act like it's like it's part for the course.
Speaker 2: So Julia wants your question.
Speaker 6: Man, Yeah, you know what, let me it talk about this.
Speaker 7: You know, the minute you tell somebody no, the minute
Speaker 7: you can't do something for them, you choose not to
Speaker 7: do it.
Speaker 1: You know, they just want to cut you off. They
Speaker 1: cut you off. But how do you know when you
Speaker 1: need to cut people off?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 10: Then?
Speaker 5: Well, then thank you, yeah, thank you. I wish you
Speaker 5: would ask me for something. Then I don't come through
Speaker 5: with it, then you cutting me off? Okay, cool, thank you,
Speaker 5: thank you. But see it goes back to something I
Speaker 5: learned a long time ago, which was a great clothes
Speaker 5: and remark for me. I didn't understand what this guy
Speaker 5: had taught me. It is a guy that used to
Speaker 5: work for me, and he taught me something. And then
Speaker 5: he really taught me something. And the statement he made
Speaker 5: to me, and I didn't understand it at the time,
Speaker 5: but he said, loyalty has an expiration date, and I went, well,
Speaker 5: that don't sound cool, because if I'm loyal, I'm loyal
Speaker 5: to the end. But the lesson he was about to
Speaker 5: teach me and he taught it to me, well, was
Speaker 5: sometimes we are loyal to people whose loyalty to us
Speaker 5: has went away quite some time ago. How many times
Speaker 5: have you been loyal to somebody who, unbeknownst to you,
Speaker 5: had stopped being loyal to you, but you, being the
Speaker 5: person that you are, you remain loyal to them, not
Speaker 5: realizing that you were being loyal to a person who
Speaker 5: was no longer loyal to you. And then he taught
Speaker 5: this lesson to me because I was not understanding that.
Speaker 5: But then he turned around and he showed me exactly
Speaker 5: what he meant by that. And it was one of
Speaker 5: my great lessons in life, because I was employing him
Speaker 5: and keeping him around me and allowing him to exist
Speaker 5: when he was all about himself. He was just all
Speaker 5: all about him. He was trying to do things on
Speaker 5: the side.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 5: He even told somebody one time, Hey, if you want
Speaker 5: to meet with Steve, that's ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Who do that?
Speaker 5: I've never in my life told somebody there, I'd pay
Speaker 5: me some money to talk to me. Now, man, what
Speaker 5: are you talking about? I mean, it was just all
Speaker 5: types of deals. And so finally what I had to
Speaker 5: learn was the reason he told me that, and the
Speaker 5: reason he shared it with me because God needed me
Speaker 5: to learn this lesson that loyals he does have an
Speaker 5: expiration date. That sometimes you being the good person, the
Speaker 5: bigger person, the better person, you stay loyal to people
Speaker 5: who have long ago stop being loyal to you. And
Speaker 5: it caused me to take inventory.
Speaker 4: I do round.
Speaker 5: I used to do it every six months, but I've
Speaker 5: learned I've had to tighten that down. So every sixty days,
Speaker 5: I do a inventory check. I kind of go through
Speaker 5: my phones and my emails, and I make sure that
Speaker 5: everybody who can call me and touch base with me
Speaker 5: is a person who's pulling for me, cheering for me,
Speaker 5: or praying for me.
Speaker 2: And that's it.
Speaker 5: And if you're not one of those people, I block you. Now,
Speaker 5: if you're a business person, you're not that close to me.
Speaker 5: You may have my number cause we're doing business. That's
Speaker 5: another thing. But I block people who are not pulling
Speaker 5: for me, cheering for me, or praying for me. And
Speaker 5: I just don't I don't have the time for that.
Speaker 5: I don't have the time for small remedial relationships. I
Speaker 5: just don't have that kind of time. So I take
Speaker 5: inventory every six days to go through my phone and
Speaker 5: my emails to make sure that the people who are
Speaker 5: surrounding my life are worth my time, because if they're not,
Speaker 5: their loyalty to you will expire right in front of
Speaker 5: your face, but usually behind your back. Those are my
Speaker 5: clothesing remarks. Y'all have a great one today. Hey, y'all
Speaker 5: talk to God today. He would absolutely love to hear
Speaker 5: from you. Okay, y'all do that, y'all stay in peace. Man,
Speaker 5: I'm out body here May.
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