Speaker 1: A friend asked me if I had seen the movie Tractor.
Speaker 1: I said no, but I've seen the trailer.
Speaker 2: What did Jean Luke Icard leave in the bathroom captain's log?
Speaker 1: I will give you one of the important lessons in
Speaker 1: learning how to play guitar, stay tuned.
Speaker 2: My wife told me to stop making jokes about the Beatles.
Speaker 2: I was going to argue with her, but then I
Speaker 2: decided to let it be.
Speaker 1: What do you call a camel without a hump? Humphrey.
Speaker 2: Don't you just hate it when someone answers their own question?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: I asked a cannibal why he was eating a human.
Speaker 1: He replied, you are what you eat.
Speaker 2: I really love my spine, it's always so supportive.
Speaker 1: I forgot to flush the toilet this morning. My wife
Speaker 1: found it and angrily asked me, what is this crap?
Speaker 2: I said, wow, first, yes, I took my friend to
Speaker 2: see the World's Biggest Fan for his birthday. He was
Speaker 2: blown away.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend keeps accusing me of cheating. She's starting to
Speaker 1: sound like my wife. The laughter is an over. We'll
Speaker 1: be back after this brief break.
Speaker 2: What do you call a starving hippo in Budapest? A
Speaker 2: hungry hungry hippo.
Speaker 1: What plant do Homo sapien seeds grow into human beings?
Speaker 2: What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef?
Speaker 1: I got some orthopedic shoe saws because my back has
Speaker 1: been hurting lately and it's been affecting my posture. I
Speaker 1: stand corrected.
Speaker 2: The Himalayas aren't the best mountains, but they're definitely up there.
Speaker 1: What does your computer say when it gets hacked? Oh?
Speaker 1: Son of a glitch?
Speaker 2: Can someone suggest a place I can get camouflage clothing?
Speaker 2: I can't find any.
Speaker 1: Do you hear about the cannibal who consumed most of
Speaker 1: a woman while she was holding a candy bar? He
Speaker 1: ate everything butterfingers.
Speaker 2: I'm Bob Jeffy.
Speaker 1: And I'm Montgomery Jones. There's a bonus dad joke waiting
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Speaker 1: some happiness or pain with these jokes. Wishing you a
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