Speaker 1: So now I'm doing the straddle move and I feel like,
Speaker 1: as a former hurdler, my ability to get up and
Speaker 1: over the legs is pretty good. But now I'm looking
Speaker 1: around and other people are like, this girl is really
Speaker 1: taking liberties. And if this woman woke up, I am
Speaker 1: giving a full lap dance and like she probably because
Speaker 1: she was so lovely, wouldn't care. But everyone around me
Speaker 1: is looking like, what are we doing?
Speaker 2: Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3: We Are too Much Cleavage? Huh? How much is too
Speaker 3: much cleavage?
Speaker 1: That's a headline, ladies, and welcome you have to the
Speaker 1: Calm Down podcast Hoda and Jenna who we Love. A
Speaker 1: New York Times article said toes out in the workplace,
Speaker 1: you might want to tread carefully. But then the conversation
Speaker 1: turned to how much cleavage is too much cleavage in
Speaker 1: the workplace?
Speaker 3: And what did they say? Do you know?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: It was like, well what is?
Speaker 1: It was just like an opinion thing, like how much
Speaker 1: is too much? I think if you have to question it,
Speaker 1: it's too much. I remember, especially for Sunday, our Sunday show.
Speaker 1: Hi everybody, if you just joined day, Hi, welcome to
Speaker 1: the Calm Down Podcast, your Sunday Show, our Sunday Show.
Speaker 1: I remember the words of our old Fox Sports president.
Speaker 1: He's like, people are coming home from church. They don't
Speaker 1: need to question whether you're coming home from a club.
Speaker 1: They're coming home from church, just to And that's always
Speaker 1: been sort of like a good Now. I in my
Speaker 1: early years probably wore dresses that were too short because
Speaker 1: I thought I was cute. But like now I'm very
Speaker 1: cognizant of like no one needs to see all that.
Speaker 1: In the morning, it is early. I'm getting my coffee
Speaker 1: and leave something the imagination.
Speaker 3: I agree. Wait, I feel like where we are too.
Speaker 2: You're in the studio, it's early where you are, and
Speaker 2: then where we are it's like you got people looking
Speaker 2: down like you got like I'm listen. I'm tall, so
Speaker 2: I'm almost eye level with the athlete, but they a
Speaker 2: lot of them have to look down. I just I
Speaker 2: don't need it.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't you know, I don't want to
Speaker 3: have to be wondering about it either. Yeah. Yeah, all
Speaker 3: of the all of the things.
Speaker 2: I'm running, I'm bending over, I'm picking up pens so
Speaker 2: I can fluff my hair.
Speaker 1: That's still one of my favorite tricks that Aaron does
Speaker 1: so very early on in our friendship and we I
Speaker 1: think bonded over the trivial things like hair extensions or
Speaker 1: something dumb, and we were talking about it, pashing them up,
Speaker 1: you fluff them up, And so then she taught me
Speaker 1: the bend and snap move. For those of you listening,
Speaker 1: it's the old drop the pen and from legally blonde bend,
Speaker 1: flip that hair and snap. Although there's been plenty of
Speaker 1: times where I have for sure when I had all
Speaker 1: the individuals, was running my fingers like through the back
Speaker 1: part of my hair and one would come out in
Speaker 1: my hand, and then you have to do the like
Speaker 1: twist it like it's spaghetti on a floor and hide
Speaker 1: it and then you find them in your freaking coat
Speaker 1: pockets later like individual strands.
Speaker 3: So yeah, so.
Speaker 2: We say that we do that out in well, in
Speaker 2: the studio you have a hair person that you know
Speaker 2: fluffs you up and gets you ready. But out on
Speaker 2: the field and when CHRISA was doing Sideline, we don't
Speaker 2: have a hair person.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're lucky if you even have a mirror.
Speaker 3: Now you're lucky.
Speaker 2: You can look to your phone, but that grosses me out,
Speaker 2: so it's you know, you're usually out on the field
Speaker 2: for a good two hours before there's really no fluff time.
Speaker 2: So I would stand there, I'd have the team behind me,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I know, my hair just needs to
Speaker 2: do like a big little to get these you know,
Speaker 2: all into place. So I just drop my pen, pick
Speaker 2: it up, flip it up. And then I'd always look
Speaker 2: at my handheld photographer and he'd be like quite and
Speaker 2: then I so right about myself.
Speaker 3: Hey, Kars, good to see you.
Speaker 1: I was always self conscious about pulling out a mirror
Speaker 1: when I.
Speaker 3: Was on the sidelines or even I'm a little bit now.
Speaker 1: I don't really care as much obviously about anything a
Speaker 1: mirror when I'm on set at for Thursday night out
Speaker 1: on the field. I don't know, I just feel like
Speaker 1: it's one of those things, this is my own shit
Speaker 1: where it's like, oh, she's more worried about what she
Speaker 1: looks like than about what she said.
Speaker 3: And I feel it.
Speaker 1: I feel you, and I don't know why I'm you know,
Speaker 1: like I said, I'm a little bit better than I
Speaker 1: used to be about it, but I would like like
Speaker 1: like go way down like with yeah, like almost by
Speaker 1: like how my bag is, and like have like shit,
Speaker 1: you know, over my head so that no one would
Speaker 1: see me like looking in a mirror or like freshening up.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know that's my own stuff's changed.
Speaker 3: Though in our world it really has.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of uh, I mean now all
Speaker 1: vanities for some people out there, like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're gonna miss your hit. You're on in five four
Speaker 1: three two one. We got a great show for you.
Speaker 1: Aaron and I were just talking. Is that time of
Speaker 1: year where you know we're here. It's April, mid April.
Speaker 1: We aren't ramped up obviously for anything football yet, but
Speaker 1: there are some of these voluntary workouts happening.
Speaker 3: You got the NFL Draft coming up.
Speaker 1: But for us, it's sort of like get all the
Speaker 1: crap that we need to get done in the off season.
Speaker 1: Now you're booking appointments, you're doing things like that. You
Speaker 1: you look gorgeous. I'm still in my pajamas, but you
Speaker 1: look gorgeous. You had to shoot this morning and then
Speaker 1: you got in the pool with Macaroon. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: discuss that. We're also going to talk about our little
Speaker 1: pet peeves that I'm spending a lot of time with
Speaker 1: Steve and I love him so much, but we've got
Speaker 1: a little pet peeve situation. And if he walks in here,
Speaker 1: I'm sure the list about me is long, and just
Speaker 1: say he's good material for us, yep. And then I'm
Speaker 1: also gonna ask you, guys, the listeners, I've got a
Speaker 1: question for you, because our live show is coming up.
Speaker 3: What else we got going on here?
Speaker 2: I love that we're gonna get some more Ryan reactions.
Speaker 2: Forget Ryan's roses. We have Ryan's reactions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And for you those of you guys that don't know,
Speaker 1: is our wonderful producer and we love to get a
Speaker 1: male perspective on things.
Speaker 3: He's great. And so all right, let's go back.
Speaker 1: You had a shoot this morning, that's why your hair
Speaker 1: is looking fabulous. And are those individual lashes? What's happening here?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: These are a lot.
Speaker 2: This is Jamie Makeup, you know, Jamie Wamie whatever girl.
Speaker 2: She's the best checker out on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Jamie makeup she has with those trips to Sephora, the
Speaker 1: little microphone.
Speaker 2: I'm going to show you right now which makeup gives
Speaker 2: you acne and which makeup gives you cistic Acne follows me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's the best. She's always a good time. I did
Speaker 2: a little shoot today for Armin Hammer. You heard me
Speaker 2: clean laundry. I'm a big laundry that goes well.
Speaker 3: My god too, oh God.
Speaker 2: Did that, and then had a swim lesson with Macaroni.
Speaker 2: He's doing so well. He's going under closing his eyes.
Speaker 2: We need him to kick a little bit more when
Speaker 2: he's under. His good friend, THEO is kicking a lot.
Speaker 2: But THEO is a month older. So but he's doing well.
Speaker 3: He's coming up and he's like and then I start
Speaker 3: singing five little monkeys jumping in onto that one bef
Speaker 3: and bumped his head.
Speaker 1: Mama calls the doctor, and those are some of the
Speaker 1: ones that I redore for my good old days.
Speaker 3: Kids love that they do. That's great, that's so fun.
Speaker 3: So you're in the pool with him.
Speaker 2: In the pool, I kept my makeup on and I
Speaker 2: tied my hair up because I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: want to have to do it for the podcast, which
Speaker 2: brings me to my next thing. We talked about it
Speaker 2: on our pregame show. I'm a square. I don't do anything.
Speaker 2: I mean, I get botox.
Speaker 3: We get it.
Speaker 2: I color my hair, I have you know, extensions when
Speaker 2: I'm on air. I got a tattoo last year.
Speaker 3: This is one of my best friends. I was traded.
Speaker 2: I was very upset, emotional, very overserved, and decided to
Speaker 2: go get a tattoo with her.
Speaker 4: Stupid.
Speaker 1: We still not sure what it means, but yep, it
Speaker 1: says the word this, and she've tried to explain it.
Speaker 3: But okay. So somebody asked, will you get more tattoos?
Speaker 2: And sure, I Am not planning on it, but who knows.
Speaker 2: I mean, somebody else may get traded in my life.
Speaker 2: I went and got a much needed facial because I
Speaker 2: discussed on the on the Regular Big Show that my
Speaker 2: face was furry. I am taking some neutrifol and it
Speaker 2: makes you, yeah, grow hair on your face. Apparently that's
Speaker 2: the side effect for me. So I looked like Howie's
Speaker 2: sister got it dormoff like whatever.
Speaker 3: They shaved my beard and all that, and then my
Speaker 3: sweet girl beard.
Speaker 2: Well it looked like when it was all over my face,
Speaker 2: it was like whatever, she goes, would you like your
Speaker 2: brows laminated?
Speaker 3: I did it, and I just feel like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: They laminated my brows, so they kind of look like
Speaker 2: Gillian's and they're fluffy.
Speaker 3: What do you I don't know that. I'm like, whoa,
Speaker 3: I don't know. She put like a lamination on my brows.
Speaker 1: They looks fluffier because normally they were just like weird slits.
Speaker 3: No, it's just permanent, but they're very hard.
Speaker 2: It's like if you put too much hairspray on It
Speaker 2: feels like you put too much hairspray on them and
Speaker 2: so doesn't make them stand up.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, it's like fluffier.
Speaker 2: So today when Jamie makeup did me, I was like, whoa,
Speaker 2: it looks like I have butterflies on my eye or
Speaker 2: on my eyebrows. And I was like, am I keeping
Speaker 2: it like this? And she said, yeah, I think this
Speaker 2: is what you're gonna start doing.
Speaker 3: But I'm curious.
Speaker 2: I'm curious the vibe with football, like what the guys
Speaker 2: are going to say, because I will be very honest
Speaker 2: and open. Yo, when you see me up closed in
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks, you'll notice you'll see me. But
Speaker 2: you ack, party's gonna say erin something's different about you.
Speaker 3: Did you laminate your eyebrows? Well?
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 2: He may he may Or Trent Williams. I do believe
Speaker 2: they will care.
Speaker 3: Listen. I got to tell you something.
Speaker 2: Before Jillian came to work with us, I had an
Speaker 2: instance where we had a makeup artist. She did a
Speaker 2: full face on me. I didn't have time to wipe
Speaker 2: it down or hose it down like I like to say.
Speaker 2: I went up to a quarterback who I know very well.
Speaker 3: He turned her on in.
Speaker 2: My story, and I was like, we have to get
Speaker 2: rid of this makeup artist. Immediately I ran to the
Speaker 2: officials bathroom. I took a towel, I probably took a
Speaker 2: flag that they threw on the field and.
Speaker 3: You were off sides.
Speaker 1: Okay, you are you, my dear, And the makeup artists
Speaker 1: got a holding penalty for holding that concealer too long.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, take me too many men on the field.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Your makeup looks great, though I just don't. I'm just
Speaker 1: excited to see up close and personal this lamination owne.
Speaker 1: So I appreciate as I keep trying to look and
Speaker 1: see what the fluffiness is about. I love the less,
Speaker 1: I mean, the least amount of makeup I can put on,
Speaker 1: the better. I like I said, I haven't put on
Speaker 1: being out here. I don't put on makeup ever. I
Speaker 1: mean I don't even brush my hair clothes. I don't
Speaker 1: really care. I always laugh like some of these other
Speaker 1: podcasts that I see, like the Girls, the women that
Speaker 1: are and then they look and they're like ready, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you should see our podcast. As the years
Speaker 1: have gone on, it's like there's just like this is
Speaker 1: my favorite. When people say this like oh I love
Speaker 1: how like self deprecating or like whatever. They'll say like, oh,
Speaker 1: how you guys just don't care. I'm like, is this
Speaker 1: an indication of not caring?
Speaker 2: But how about what sam Byrne said to us a
Speaker 2: Yellowstone buff Because yeah, you guys are very dressed down
Speaker 2: for you a very dress podcastle sam By dressed down?
Speaker 3: You mean don't recognize you?
Speaker 1: My famits when people go like this, like, oh, you
Speaker 1: look different than you do on TV, I'm like, you think,
Speaker 1: because I have seventeen pounds of makeup on I'm under
Speaker 1: studio lights and I'm done up. This is me, Okay, folks,
Speaker 1: take it or leave it. She's got laminated brows. I've
Speaker 1: got a liptin, that's all I got. I just look
Speaker 1: like I permanently have lipstick on all the time, and
Speaker 1: it's the best thing that I've done. It looks so good,
Speaker 1: but I have to stop. I can't do the brows
Speaker 1: like you know when they do those. What's it called.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought I was getting done, but it no,
Speaker 2: they call it, like, is it micro it's matt micro blading?
Speaker 3: Is that what macro blading? I don't know. I don't
Speaker 3: know what it's happened. You look it up.
Speaker 4: You don't eat.
Speaker 3: Where they make it.
Speaker 1: Basically, it's like you tattoo the eyebrow things so you
Speaker 1: don't have to fill them in. I can't do that.
Speaker 1: We can't have the lips and the eyebrow like piccolating here.
Speaker 1: So sister, okay, wow, So no, I did that, liptin,
Speaker 1: and I'm very happy with it, although I do need
Speaker 1: to go back because right now it looks like I'm
Speaker 1: just wearing a spice lipliner, So we need to fill
Speaker 1: it on all the way.
Speaker 3: Don't get burned. I know That's what Steve's like. You know,
Speaker 3: men are so funny.
Speaker 1: He goes, well, I don't think you need to go
Speaker 1: back and do that, and I was like, no, I
Speaker 1: have to do it. I have to do the second round,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I don't. I don't think you should
Speaker 1: do that because he doesn't want me to have happened. Yeah, anyways,
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I had a lot of plans to
Speaker 1: improve myself this offseason, and you know, the schedule got
Speaker 1: filled up.
Speaker 3: I wasn't able to do it. So here we are.
Speaker 3: I say, micro blader.
Speaker 1: Band and yeah, micro blading, all right, I'll just say it.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get my I wanted my neck to
Speaker 1: be pulled back. I can't do it right now, I
Speaker 1: told her band, so she told me to just yeah, because.
Speaker 3: I'm getting that. I'm getting up having in here.
Speaker 1: Whatever, It's fine microblading, I'm not gonna Yeah, we're not
Speaker 1: going to be doing that.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 1: Speaking of seeing one another in real life, and you
Speaker 1: look different than you do on television. Hopefully we will
Speaker 1: see anyone that's listening to this, one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: of you. On May ninth at the Hollywood Improv for
Speaker 1: our live Netflix show, so Erin and I were talking
Speaker 1: about this. What do you guys want us to talk about?
Speaker 3: Because do you want to hear?
Speaker 1: Obviously we'll just go on a tangent, and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, our time together in one hour will
Speaker 1: be up and you'll be like, what did we just
Speaker 1: listen to us rambling? But do you guys want us
Speaker 1: to tell stories?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Do you want us to answer questions from the audience?
Speaker 1: I really want to know what you guys want us
Speaker 1: to talk about, So send us a DMU.
Speaker 3: Or write please still show up? Or please still show up? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That too, But yeah, I think I want to have
Speaker 1: a better idea of what you guys if you're buying
Speaker 1: a ticket to this which, by the way, the tickets
Speaker 1: are not like five free. You bought this ticket, So
Speaker 1: what do you want us to do? Do you want
Speaker 1: us make me a bicycle clown? I mean, we'll sing
Speaker 1: and we'll dance whatever you want.
Speaker 2: I love when I go to these kind of non events,
Speaker 2: you know. I love when I do improv I love
Speaker 2: when I go to speaking engagements.
Speaker 3: I love Q and A.
Speaker 2: Now you could get something that you were like, WHOA
Speaker 2: wasn't vetted? But if it isn't, I'll be like, I
Speaker 2: feel uncomfortable. Next question. But I love hearing what people
Speaker 2: want to talk about. One of the best questions I
Speaker 2: ever got at a speaking engagement was I am an
Speaker 2: avid fan of Dancing with the Stars, and when you
Speaker 2: danced on the show, where did they put your microphones?
Speaker 2: And I thought that was a phenomenal question. Your phones,
Speaker 2: where are you going with the stars? For the women
Speaker 2: are in your broad cups and very much so they
Speaker 2: try to make sure that one broad cup doesn't look
Speaker 2: bigger than the other because that would be awkward on
Speaker 2: national television. So they kind of have to even it
Speaker 2: out with the materials and the padding and so forth.
Speaker 2: Because you have a big mic pack, the men's.
Speaker 3: Mic pack in their pays.
Speaker 2: If they fall in a certain area or you need them,
Speaker 2: that's going to hurt even worse. Yeah, they have to
Speaker 2: hide it. So that's what our dress rehearsals were all about.
Speaker 2: They were all about like seeing our costumes under the lighting,
Speaker 2: the spacing, our hair and makeup.
Speaker 3: Did that look good? Where we tan enough? Did the mic?
Speaker 2: Because sometimes the mic would come out in the middle
Speaker 2: a string would be and you just rip it off.
Speaker 2: But then you hope, like you know, you don't rip
Speaker 2: your top off. There's a lot I have a lot
Speaker 2: of questions about this. This is my Q and E.
Speaker 3: Because I've never talked to you about this.
Speaker 1: Actually, I feel like that's like it was like ten
Speaker 1: thousand years ago and we weren't the friends that we
Speaker 1: were now. Not that matters in terms of lines of questioning,
Speaker 1: but we'd never talked about Dancing the Stars. Okay, so
Speaker 1: when I danced or hosted both, but we dance in
Speaker 1: in particular, as it pertains to this conversation, the dancing.
Speaker 1: Now you have a background and dance, you're an incredible dancer.
Speaker 1: But what was the hardest dance to learn? Why was
Speaker 1: it so hard? Because everyone says that when you go
Speaker 1: on a show like that, like it's like the hardest
Speaker 1: thing that you'll ever do.
Speaker 3: Like, what is it is about remembering step? Like?
Speaker 1: What what is the hard part? It was pretty good
Speaker 1: at remembering the steps.
Speaker 2: The two things that were the hardest for me was
Speaker 2: being sexual on air and okay, letting and I was
Speaker 2: single at the time and letting this hot guy rub
Speaker 2: up on me and I felt like baby from dancing
Speaker 2: or dirty dancing when Patrick Swayzeye did this, and she
Speaker 2: was like, like, I just felt so stupid. The other
Speaker 2: thing was there's three things. Actually you couldn't chew gum
Speaker 2: during rehearsals because they didn't want you chomping because you
Speaker 2: were always miked up. You always were, that's only how
Speaker 2: you weren't. You hate that and you're like this and
Speaker 2: you He's like and like it was weird because my dancer, Maxim,
Speaker 2: never had shitty breath.
Speaker 3: My breath, I was like, So.
Speaker 2: I always hid gum under my tongue because I was like,
Speaker 2: I can't do this and work out.
Speaker 1: You know when you work out, Yes, well you're having
Speaker 1: to remember enough. I don't want to have to be
Speaker 1: worried about my hygiene at that moment.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: And the third thing is ballroom dancing is so different
Speaker 2: from any ballet, jazz, contemporary miracle that you've ever learned.
Speaker 3: It's so hard. You are leading impressed.
Speaker 1: You just rattled those all off well an acro, It's
Speaker 1: it's so much harder.
Speaker 2: The hardest dance I had to learn was my very
Speaker 2: first one, which was the chat chaw, which is a
Speaker 2: lot of steps all at once, and I was just
Speaker 2: not into the rhythm. I was not great. I nailed
Speaker 2: the high kick, Bruno said. I my first dance, I
Speaker 2: was very bendy, but I sucked at the chat chap.
Speaker 1: No, No, god, I just okay. And then spray tans.
Speaker 1: That's my next question. How often were you getting a
Speaker 1: spray tan and did it look great in person or
Speaker 1: did it look like the one that I suggested you
Speaker 1: get That one time and it looked terrible.
Speaker 2: We were just talking about that because I'm going to
Speaker 2: get one for our trip in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 4: I need that.
Speaker 2: What was I going to say, basically got sponged bath
Speaker 2: like we went for the day before the show. We
Speaker 2: went to the practice studio and they coded us in
Speaker 2: our bra and our underwear because we had to look
Speaker 2: basically Brazilian on air.
Speaker 3: It looks better beautiful.
Speaker 2: And then we would take a shower and then they
Speaker 2: would touch us up in hair and makeup before we
Speaker 2: went out.
Speaker 3: My armpits smelled horrific.
Speaker 2: The other thing is you could shave your armpits a
Speaker 2: thousand times, but that spray tand got into the follicles,
Speaker 2: so it always looked like you needed to shave. My sheets,
Speaker 2: my leather jackets, everything was stained. My blazers were stained,
Speaker 2: and I just smelled gnarly.
Speaker 3: But it looked good. It looked great, yeah exactly, but
Speaker 3: it looked great.
Speaker 1: Okay, So then on the hosting side of things, did
Speaker 1: you have a favorite dress? Like, did you ever hear
Speaker 1: this ban of White has never worn the same dress twice?
Speaker 1: And how many I know how many shows, thirty years
Speaker 1: or however long she's been on the show, but she
Speaker 1: said that she said she had never worn the same dress.
Speaker 3: Ray, did you have a favorite dress?
Speaker 1: And what was the hardest part about hosting a live show?
Speaker 3: Like that.
Speaker 2: Favorite outfit wasn't a dress. I wore a pair of
Speaker 2: green sequin pants, which I loved and just a black top.
Speaker 2: And I just felt so free because half the time
Speaker 2: I was always in tight dresses with eight thousand mic
Speaker 2: packs i f s because one was if what my
Speaker 2: mic failed on live television, I had to back up.
Speaker 2: I had another IVF, I had another if b all that,
Speaker 2: So that was really difficult.
Speaker 3: Hardest part I don't know, because live is just it's
Speaker 3: what we do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I just figure, like like dancing walking down
Speaker 2: the damn stairs and my heels on live TV, I
Speaker 2: was always like so hard fucking fall hate it. I
Speaker 2: would be peeing my pants if I had to do
Speaker 2: a dance like that on live television. My feet used
Speaker 2: to sweat so bad in my shoes when I was dancing,
Speaker 2: because that's where I was so nervous, and I was
Speaker 2: like and also I was the same height as Max
Speaker 2: and I couldn't be higher. So thank god you would
Speaker 2: have been so annoyed I had.
Speaker 3: Those kit king Yeah. But it's hard to dance, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Although I found some old videos of us from the
Speaker 1: super Bowl a couple of years ago, it's not hard
Speaker 1: to dance at some of my heels. I found some
Speaker 1: crazy videos of you and I Arizona.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I was in tennis shoes, you were in high heels.
Speaker 3: You looked great.
Speaker 1: We were having the best time for us. I know,
Speaker 1: somebody should adorable. Okay, So we have some great headlines this, uh, ladies,
Speaker 1: and are we bringing in Rye? We are going to
Speaker 1: bring in Ryan for some other topics that we had
Speaker 1: a leer on the pregame show. So ry come on
Speaker 1: in and then you can weigh in if you want to.
Speaker 1: You can do what ever you want on our other headlines.
Speaker 3: But is it a new microphone?
Speaker 4: Listen?
Speaker 3: Ryan, Ladies and hands together.
Speaker 1: This guy looks like I was like, what what year
Speaker 1: did you step out of with that microphone?
Speaker 4: Pat sat Jack throwing it back. Now it was time.
Speaker 4: We're going to do Ryan's reaction. We got to do
Speaker 4: it right, so.
Speaker 3: You don't need laminating. Your doors are perfect.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got to react to that real quick. But
Speaker 4: both of you, now, Carissa and you Aaron, what is
Speaker 4: with the showing up to the spa for one treatment
Speaker 4: and then it's like getting a car wash, like yeah, sure,
Speaker 4: throw on the wax, throw this on, Like yeah, how
Speaker 4: do these decisions happen? Is it just in the moment
Speaker 4: you're like, yeah, go ahead and do that to my face,
Speaker 4: Like I have a.
Speaker 3: Hard salesman, that's what they are. Oh, you need a
Speaker 3: new serum. You gotta try this like shit like John
Speaker 3: to get the bills up.
Speaker 4: Sure, but a serums like you could just like put
Speaker 4: it on your face and it's no big deal, Like
Speaker 4: what if your eyebrows were gonna fall out or something
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 1: Tattoo my eyebrows and my lips and go ahead and
Speaker 1: shave my face with the box cutter. Well, ran in
Speaker 1: the moment, she's right, it's being a good salesperson. But
Speaker 1: it's also like if it's gonna make me look better,
Speaker 1: I'm in a vulnerable spot, so go ahead, and do
Speaker 1: anything that's gonna make me look better.
Speaker 2: I'm also in a heated bed. I feel very cozy.
Speaker 2: My yeah, like I'm in your like very like heated robe.
Speaker 2: And also you're looking at my nose. So if you
Speaker 2: tell me it needs to be.
Speaker 3: Wax, I believe you. Okay, I just have you ever
Speaker 3: watched your eyebrows?
Speaker 4: Right? No, I've never. I don't think I've blaxed anything.
Speaker 4: I don't think i've ever whoa.
Speaker 2: Has Jared ever blacked his eyebrows? I don't think so, Jared.
Speaker 2: Do you know this, Carissa, Jared has on the inside
Speaker 2: of his nose right here, it looks like a massive blackhead.
Speaker 2: It is a stitch. When he was cut, I don't
Speaker 2: know by a puck or a stick. They had to
Speaker 2: stitch him up and one of the stitches didn't dissolve
Speaker 2: and it stuck in his nose and.
Speaker 3: It's grown over on the inside.
Speaker 2: So no, it's not here like on the outside, so
Speaker 2: it looks like a giant blackhead.
Speaker 3: It's a stitch. Oh No, I know.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say he had like
Speaker 1: his nose pierced at one point and then like it's
Speaker 1: like a hole.
Speaker 3: I was like, whoa Jared Stall Not what I would
Speaker 3: have thought.
Speaker 1: Strollsy Okay, speaking of significant others, here's the segway. So
Speaker 1: on the pregame, we were discussing one of our wonderful listeners.
Speaker 1: GEO had written in and asked what happens in a
Speaker 1: relationship if you're giving more than your receiving. And I
Speaker 1: had brought up the point that Steve does a lot
Speaker 1: of wonderful things, but while here at the ranch, I
Speaker 1: do the laundry, not because I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: started doing it, and I do it for both of us.
Speaker 1: And then there was piles and piles of laundry and
Speaker 1: he hadn't been saying thank you. And I'm really big
Speaker 1: on maybe that's like one of my love languages, like
Speaker 1: words of affirmation or gratitude, whatever the fucking love language is.
Speaker 1: Just say thank you, and I will do the laundry
Speaker 1: for the rest of your life, just as long as
Speaker 1: you acknowledge it. So I threw all the laundry in
Speaker 1: the bathroom because he wasn't saying thank you for it.
Speaker 3: So I was like, fuck him.
Speaker 1: So here's all the laundry on the floor, and let's
Speaker 1: see if he notices to which he said. I said
Speaker 1: to him after the laundry being there for almost twenty
Speaker 1: four hours, I said, did you want to say anything
Speaker 1: or pick up your laundry?
Speaker 3: And goes, oh, I didn't know what you were doing
Speaker 3: with that on the floor.
Speaker 1: And I was like, bro, I'm trying to make a
Speaker 1: statement that like, your laundry's all over the floor because
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it anyway, Ryan, your thoughts on couples
Speaker 1: like doing each other's laundry, Okay, that's part of the question.
Speaker 1: The other part of the question is like in our house,
Speaker 1: it's like if there's something on the stairs, then you
Speaker 1: have to take it up. Most of the time it
Speaker 1: is the laundry, like if you're walking over the things.
Speaker 1: So those are two different parts. But like your thoughts
Speaker 1: on household.
Speaker 4: Well, going back to something that you had said in
Speaker 4: the pregame, him acknowledging the clean clothes by calling it
Speaker 4: clean coves mountain and not saying clean closed mountain but
Speaker 4: not then thanking you for the laundry is a hell
Speaker 4: of a move.
Speaker 3: That is clean closed mountains getting really tough.
Speaker 4: So look, I had a similar situation that I had
Speaker 4: to own up to My wife and I were out
Speaker 4: of the country for two weeks. We came back and
Speaker 4: then she immediately had to go on a work trip
Speaker 4: for three nights, and she had said, Hey, can you
Speaker 4: take care of some of the laundry while I'm gone.
Speaker 4: I was like, I got that, no problem. Well guess
Speaker 4: who came back three days later and guess who forgot
Speaker 4: to do the laundry. Yeah, I was, Yeah, I messed
Speaker 4: up that one badly. And so as soon as what
Speaker 4: she says, ye, as soon as she got home and
Speaker 4: she's unpacking her bag and she saw that the laundry
Speaker 4: was still in the basket, she goes, I really really
Speaker 4: needed you to do that, and I was like, damn,
Speaker 4: I messed that one up badly.
Speaker 3: So she did lose her temper.
Speaker 2: She just said I really that's like goes along with
Speaker 2: our Valentine's Date conversation Chrissa.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she and it's just you could tell
Speaker 4: how upset she was at that point. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you're right, I'm sorry I should have done that, and
Speaker 4: she goes, I, honestly, I don't know. Just so she
Speaker 4: does normally do the laundry, and so I think it
Speaker 4: was just something that I is not in my normal routine.
Speaker 4: So three days past and all of a sudden, she
Speaker 4: came home and I was like, hey, welcome home. She's like,
Speaker 4: I needed you to do the laundry, and I was like,
Speaker 4: fuck that one up badly.
Speaker 1: So, okay, that's very mature, and I want you to
Speaker 1: answered the other part of the question, and then I
Speaker 1: have a follow up because I'm trying to be more
Speaker 1: organized with my love. So wait, go go your thoughts
Speaker 1: on if there's stuff on the stairs, do you guys
Speaker 1: have a rule about taking them up or so.
Speaker 4: We have definitely tried to work on that, but at
Speaker 4: least it is equal parts delinquent on leaving stuff on
Speaker 4: the stairs, so it is not a it bothers one
Speaker 4: person and they're having to constantly complain and ask that
Speaker 4: it's we should like I hate that you do that,
Speaker 4: but it is something that we're like, we probably shouldn't
Speaker 4: be leaving so much stuff on the stairs, but I whatever,
Speaker 4: and we both do it, so it's not like a
Speaker 4: rub and we're not like getting into annoyances over it.
Speaker 2: It's all my shit, it's all mine. I throw it
Speaker 2: on there, it's all my shit. And we had discussed
Speaker 2: in another podcast don't put it down, put it away.
Speaker 3: That's something my presents were trying to do. It's great.
Speaker 3: And I forgot about it already, which I knew would
Speaker 3: would happen.
Speaker 2: But Jarrett, Chris s Steve, myself, we were all in Montana.
Speaker 3: I had put my shit on the stairs.
Speaker 2: I went to go up to our bedroom and Jared's
Speaker 2: like ah, and I was like, well, I was already
Speaker 2: like like, I already had momentum up the stairs and
Speaker 2: like dosa, she said, yeah.
Speaker 4: Can't stop.
Speaker 1: Went against no, she went against what we talked about,
Speaker 1: which was you had to deliberately walk over to shit
Speaker 1: to go up the stairs.
Speaker 3: And Jared called her out on it.
Speaker 1: And then that was her excuse, is that her momentum
Speaker 1: took her up the stairs and so she couldn't talk
Speaker 1: or she couldn't stop and pick it up. I said, Erin,
Speaker 1: that is an insane it is your momentum ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So this is when you're talking about doing laundry and
Speaker 1: you mentioned your wife is out of town. This is
Speaker 1: another question when you because I remember I don't know
Speaker 1: where I was. Kyle Brandt was on our podcast and
Speaker 1: I wasn't on for whatever reason, and you guys, Aaron,
Speaker 1: you were talking about food that you were Yeah, when
Speaker 1: Jared's not in town, so do you guys. So Steve's
Speaker 1: about to leave for a couple of days by the
Speaker 1: time this airson won't matter for security reasons, got it?
Speaker 3: Remove this. Steve's gonna leave for a few days. I
Speaker 3: can't fucking wait.
Speaker 1: I'm going because I am very diligent, Like I don't
Speaker 1: want I don't want plates in the sink. I don't
Speaker 1: want clothes on the floor. I don't want the towel
Speaker 1: not hung up like I like to keep in order.
Speaker 1: The couch needs to be put back in the morning
Speaker 1: if you fall asleep the night before and there's like
Speaker 1: a blanket, No, everything needs to be put in his place.
Speaker 3: When he's gone. Shit's everywhere. We're throwing the blankets. There's
Speaker 3: there's some kitchen, there's huge dishes in the sink.
Speaker 1: I do because I feel like I'm rebelling against my
Speaker 1: own rules, where I'm like, yes, the parents are gone,
Speaker 1: I get to do whatever I want. I don't have
Speaker 1: to be like so routine about it. I can't freaking wait.
Speaker 1: There's just gonna be shit everywhere. And then right before
Speaker 1: he comes home, I clean it all up to you
Speaker 1: guys do that.
Speaker 4: No, I keep things pretty orderly around here, except for
Speaker 4: you know, remembering to do the laundry. But yeah, no,
Speaker 4: I definitely am much more in line with just keeping
Speaker 4: everything exactly as it is, because I actually you don't.
Speaker 4: I hate that. I hate having to feel like I
Speaker 4: all of a sudden have to make up for all
Speaker 4: the things that I left around the house and now
Speaker 4: it's taking thirty minutes or forty five minutes to get
Speaker 4: it all in order instead of just doing it in
Speaker 4: the moment.
Speaker 2: Well, we have a song now at our house thanks
Speaker 2: to Gracie's Corner.
Speaker 3: If you have a toddler, you know it. Well, it's
Speaker 3: Tempa clean up. We don't. It's Tempa clean up. It's
Speaker 3: Tempa clean up and put our things away. It's time
Speaker 3: to clean up, So I sing it to Macaroni.
Speaker 2: Having somebody live with us for mac and Nanny has
Speaker 2: made me I don't want to be a saw but
Speaker 2: up in my room, I'm a fucking thought because that's
Speaker 2: my domain. So if Jared's away, I can be a
Speaker 2: saw there. But yeah he comes home, it's like it's.
Speaker 3: Clean up clean I feel I feel.
Speaker 1: Like you would be like that with him because he's
Speaker 1: so hyper clean. I like, the minute he walks out
Speaker 1: the door, you're like.
Speaker 4: I find that interesting though for you though, Carrisaka. So
Speaker 4: for Aaron, it's like she gets to actually let loose
Speaker 4: from having Jarrett making sure that the house is such
Speaker 4: a certain way. But you're giving yourself a break when
Speaker 4: Steve's gone.
Speaker 3: I'm going to.
Speaker 4: Tell you what.
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you what. There's a psychology behind that.
Speaker 3: It's a great question.
Speaker 1: It's a great question, right because if I show that,
Speaker 1: like I put all my shit away and the you know,
Speaker 1: the dishes are done and everything's clean and orderly, then
Speaker 1: he feels the need that like he has to do
Speaker 1: that because if that's how I'm operating, then he's got
Speaker 1: to do it. If I just let myself always be
Speaker 1: like that, then he's gonna be like, oh okay, well
Speaker 1: then that's just how she rolls. No, I'm tricking him.
Speaker 1: I'm making him think that this is always how I am.
Speaker 1: And then when he's gone, all hell breaks.
Speaker 2: And you're rebelling against yourself, like you take that bit, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you take that.
Speaker 3: How does that feel?
Speaker 4: But then he dropped dirty clothes all over the bathroom floor.
Speaker 4: So I don't think it's working out that well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good ship, that's my point.
Speaker 1: But that's my point where I'm like, I want him
Speaker 1: to know that that is not acceptable behavior. We do
Speaker 1: not just leave our stuff all over the floor unless
Speaker 1: I'm not home. And you want those three days when
Speaker 1: I'm out of town for Thursday night football Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Speaker 1: you could just leave your shit all over the floor.
Speaker 1: I feel like Jennifer Aniston in the breakup right now,
Speaker 1: you want to leave your shit all over the floor.
Speaker 3: You do that, You wear a belt that doesn't match.
Speaker 3: Your shirt's too big?
Speaker 1: Gary again, her body oow so good that white dress. Okay, now, Aaron,
Speaker 1: you want to read the headline because I know Ryan
Speaker 1: has thoughts on this one too.
Speaker 3: Which one are we doing? The airplane?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: And if I would have been kicked off, it would
Speaker 2: have been I look crazy, You look great. A woman
Speaker 2: kept reaching across me to close the window on our flight.
Speaker 2: This is a headline. Basically, this woman was flying in
Speaker 2: the window seat because she liked looking out the window.
Speaker 2: A woman sitting next to her reached in front of
Speaker 2: her multiple times to close the window shade.
Speaker 3: I turned to her and.
Speaker 2: Said, next time you fly, book a window seat if
Speaker 2: you want to control the window, or at least treat
Speaker 2: me like a human and ask me before you violate
Speaker 2: my personal space.
Speaker 3: What you did is unbelievably rude. I wouldn't have even
Speaker 3: said that.
Speaker 2: I would have been like, first of all, knock it off,
Speaker 2: get out of here, and probably told.
Speaker 3: What's your name, what's your tattle name? You have a tattle?
Speaker 3: What was it? No, you have a reports. Rosi is
Speaker 3: her investigative journalist's name.
Speaker 1: But you are get your hand out of my face.
Speaker 1: I'm just Ryan's awareness.
Speaker 4: First of all, this story, it's said that she basically
Speaker 4: waited until the end of the flight to tell this
Speaker 4: person that after the second time. The first time is
Speaker 4: like are you that was a weird thing that happened. Huh,
Speaker 4: we're going to act like that didn't just happen. And
Speaker 4: then after time too, it's like, hey, no, this is
Speaker 4: we're done here. Yeah and yeah, and also with you,
Speaker 4: whenever there's someone doing some messed up stuff on the
Speaker 4: flight or not a general flight space respecting each other,
Speaker 4: I'm immediately let's got a problem.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to disaster. You do a tattletale
Speaker 1: thing to see. I'm not brave enough to do.
Speaker 4: We had a long flight a couple of years ago
Speaker 4: and this woman came on and I was on the aisle.
Speaker 4: My wife was sitting next to her, and we were
Speaker 4: doing like legs over underneath our chair. We had bags
Speaker 4: that we were trying to fit into the under underneath
Speaker 4: the seat in front of us, which were too big.
Speaker 4: We're like putting up the armrest, which is a weird
Speaker 4: thing to do when you're sitting next to the stranger.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, that's interesting. Up, Yeah, we were Okay,
Speaker 1: how do you guys feel about this? This happened to me
Speaker 1: on my last flight. Sit next to this woman who
Speaker 1: is on television. She couldn't have been lovelier. I watched
Speaker 1: her for years on television. All miss her name. Don't
Speaker 1: think she probably wants to be saying, not that she'd care. Actually,
Speaker 1: she like, it couldn't have been lovelier. Like the second
Speaker 1: I sat down, I was like, oh, I know who
Speaker 1: she is, and she like we just started chatting.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 1: Well, she's on the isle at I'm window. Well, she
Speaker 1: had told me even before the flight takes off. She's
Speaker 1: like and this was Atlanta to LA four and a
Speaker 1: half hour flight. She's like, oh, the second the flight
Speaker 1: takes off, I'm out, and I'm like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 1: usually fall asleep on planes. She was an early morning flight,
Speaker 1: so I'm thinking, no big deal, we're both going to
Speaker 1: fall asleep for whatever reason.
Speaker 3: I am wide awake.
Speaker 1: I have to pee every five seconds, and now I
Speaker 1: have not discussed with her the protocol on can I
Speaker 1: come over you to go in the bathroom because I'm
Speaker 1: thinking I'm going to be sleeping the whole time.
Speaker 3: So now I'm doing.
Speaker 1: The straddle move and I feel like, as a former hurdler,
Speaker 1: my ability to get up and over the legs is
Speaker 1: pretty good. But now I'm looking around and other people
Speaker 1: are like, this call is really taking liberties. And if
Speaker 1: this woman woke up, I am giving a full lap
Speaker 1: dance and like she probably because she was so lovely,
Speaker 1: wouldn't care. But everyone around me is looking like what
Speaker 1: are we doing? And I couldn't help it.
Speaker 2: I had to pee constantly, and it's almost like you
Speaker 2: have to stand up on the arm rest to step down,
Speaker 2: like there's a whole circus.
Speaker 3: So lay situation.
Speaker 1: I don't want to wake her eye because she was exhausted.
Speaker 1: This woman has like ten jobs, and I'm all I
Speaker 1: could think about because I'd.
Speaker 3: Be furious close.
Speaker 1: Be furious if this if anyone woke me up and
Speaker 1: I'm sleeping and you're waking up to straddle me to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom, Like how much are we drinking?
Speaker 1: Stop ordering the coffee in the water, lady, No cut
Speaker 1: her off?
Speaker 3: So yeah, what do we do? I had to do.
Speaker 3: I mean I had to do it.
Speaker 1: I have a chronic uti situation. I can't be holding this.
Speaker 1: You know that what is going to be my excuse
Speaker 1: when she woke up? Sorry, I have a medical condition.
Speaker 1: So have you guys had to do that before and
Speaker 1: like climb over someone and it's not good.
Speaker 2: It's why I've stopped doing window seats because I have
Speaker 2: to pee so much, and I want to try to
Speaker 2: be you know, fresh and hydrated when I get off
Speaker 2: the plane, because I also know we're going to go
Speaker 2: out our crew and have some cocktails.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had someone try to come like step
Speaker 1: over you when you woke up? People just wake me
Speaker 1: up and they don't care. Excuse me, I actually should
Speaker 1: have woke her up. Okay, yeah, all right, Well that's
Speaker 1: what that's the I mean, it seems like you were
Speaker 1: successful in it, Like she didn't wake up.
Speaker 3: Oh no, she didn't.
Speaker 2: Wait then.
Speaker 4: Then, Yeah, I don't think there's any issue.
Speaker 3: I just felt rude. I felt rude. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: there's a lot.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's obviously a lose lose situation, right because
Speaker 4: you're feeling like you're going to be rude and inconveniencing
Speaker 4: her by waking her up every five minutes. So that's
Speaker 4: not great. But I think you found a way to
Speaker 4: thread the needle and find a win there by getting
Speaker 4: pulling off the gymnastics. And she never woke up.
Speaker 1: And we're not talking about her spiral, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: we are talking about her bathroom dismount. Thread that needle,
Speaker 1: and with that, I feel like we've really thread the
Speaker 1: needle on this show.
Speaker 3: You know, right, where are we timing White?
Speaker 4: We are at about thirty six minutes right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's I have to go brush my hair, no,
Speaker 1: I want who am I kidding?
Speaker 3: I gotta go back and go laminate my eye gress.
Speaker 1: I love you, Brian, we love you, and you guys
Speaker 1: please please please send us d MS or comment on
Speaker 1: the clips or anything that of what you want us
Speaker 1: to talk about on our live show, main night.
Speaker 3: It's right around the corner. What are we going to
Speaker 3: talk about?
Speaker 4: It's time.
Speaker 3: It's time for clean, for clean, It's time for clean.
Speaker 3: No more monkey, you clean up your ship.
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