Speaker 1: Hear me confession.
Speaker 2: I can't take back all arms.
Speaker 1: Speak out of Texas seventy five nine two, that says.
Speaker 1: My wife caught me crying the other day. I told
Speaker 1: her it was because of an old high school friend
Speaker 1: had died, but it was actually over an episode of
Speaker 1: Blue I just watched with our kids.
Speaker 2: Blue is tapping into some adult stuff right now. I'm
Speaker 2: telling you the other day, I think Blue be good
Speaker 2: for you to watch. Jose.
Speaker 1: See, it's not safe to tell the truth in your
Speaker 1: real life, not even to your family. The only safe
Speaker 1: place is right here on our show, during the Mass Speaker,
Speaker 1: where you can stay anonymous and shed all those secret
Speaker 1: tears that Pap Patrol made you cry. That's right, and
Speaker 1: one of our listeners wants to tell her truth today,
Speaker 1: she's chosen to go by Angela. So Angela, welcome to
Speaker 1: the cry zone.
Speaker 2: You're safe here, Yeah, guy, Actually start Jose and I.
Speaker 2: You show us one sappy video and both of us
Speaker 2: are just welled up.
Speaker 1: Even thinking about a SAT video proof of this studio
Speaker 1: because of all the tears that get shed in here.
Speaker 1: But Angela, the voice changer is on. You are the
Speaker 1: mass Speaker. Whenever you're ready let's hear your confession.
Speaker 3: So my friends confess something to me recently, So my confession,
Speaker 3: but it's a secret, and it made me pretty frustrated.
Speaker 2: You're the one in the friend group that can never
Speaker 2: keep the secret, are you?
Speaker 1: We love gossips on the ship. Go ahead, what did
Speaker 1: your friend tell you?
Speaker 2: So it's an old.
Speaker 3: College friend of mine, you know, the type like really fun,
Speaker 3: kind of flighty hooky, not just like focused on school
Speaker 3: but a good time you know. Yeah, and regular jobs
Speaker 3: were never really her things, so we were always curious
Speaker 3: what she would do after college. But so for the
Speaker 3: last few years she's been running like a fruit and bed.
Speaker 3: She stand at a local farmer's market.
Speaker 2: That checks out and then she.
Speaker 3: Ye like the slow eastkirts and like by organic you know,
Speaker 3: a yeah, she both you know, like the type of
Speaker 3: picture she posts on Instagram right, just at different events
Speaker 3: with her little tent and her funny little plan words
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 2: That's where she's got her crystals lined up to make
Speaker 2: sure her energies, right.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's good that she found something like she likes.
Speaker 3: Okay, we were all like cool, she got it figured out,
Speaker 3: but then she just told me she's not even a farmer.
Speaker 3: He doesn't gardens. She goes to like a local grocery
Speaker 3: store whenever they have a deal, and she'll just buy
Speaker 3: them in bulk and wash them and repackage them in
Speaker 3: those little like wooden boxes.
Speaker 2: You know. Wait what So.
Speaker 3: Then she goes to the farmer's market and pretends to
Speaker 3: be part of it and says, like organic, even it's not.
Speaker 3: It's basically conning people and reselling like all the apples
Speaker 3: or whatever at a higher price.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: When I see a science as organic, I don't question.
Speaker 1: I just go, oh, that's why it's two dollars more.
Speaker 2: Well, there's no regulations right at a farmer's market.
Speaker 1: Don't you need to like apply with a permit and
Speaker 1: show your license and things in order to get us
Speaker 1: a spot there.
Speaker 3: So I don't know if he like forges those do
Speaker 3: they really check them or.
Speaker 2: Like I'll say, I had my best friend in junior high.
Speaker 2: Her parents were running the same type of scheme. They
Speaker 2: were literally importing tomatoes and cucumbers from Canada and then
Speaker 2: we if I stayed the night at her house, I
Speaker 2: would have to stick her I'm not joking, hundreds of
Speaker 2: tomatoes and they would resticker them with spirit Light Greenhouse
Speaker 2: tomatoes on there, and so they were called spirit Light
Speaker 2: Greenhouse tomatoes and people thought that they were.
Speaker 1: Growing locally and they had children as part of the scheme.
Speaker 1: I swear name any crime. Brook has a friend in Idaholt.
Speaker 2: Laundry, Like, you don't know where that stuff is coming from?
Speaker 1: Never thought, Like, my mind is blown right now, Angela.
Speaker 1: So your friend confessed to you that she's basically scamming
Speaker 1: people at the farmers market selling regular apples. Yeah, how
Speaker 1: does that make you feel?
Speaker 3: Well, it's just not cool. Like I told her that
Speaker 3: karma's going to get her and it's a terrible idea.
Speaker 3: And so she actually almost got caught.
Speaker 2: Once no buy another farmer or something.
Speaker 3: Someone found a dol sticker.
Speaker 2: Get there.
Speaker 3: I know she came up with this story. I'm a
Speaker 3: fly about like, oh yeah, there's just pranks for going
Speaker 3: around sticking them on all of our stuff there, like
Speaker 3: anti farmer's market.
Speaker 2: They're like the farmers market, are you locally growing pineapples?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: It is kind of shady, but a lot of the
Speaker 1: people who go to the farmer's market are so like
Speaker 1: snooty and pretentious. Only by my organic cum quads here.
Speaker 2: I think that they're may be trying to like care
Speaker 2: about the environment a little bit by local so.
Speaker 3: That okay, Well, I just want to say, if she's listening,
Speaker 3: I'm not saying your name, but you know who you are.
Speaker 3: And I think, for the record, this is a terrible ideas.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well it's like it's what vintage clothes shops do, right,
Speaker 2: Like they call it vintage, but really they just went
Speaker 2: to Goodwill and found the cutest stuff on the racks
Speaker 2: and then now we're selling it for triple wow. So
Speaker 2: I don't know, I mean, is it that wrong? Then
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's right or wrong, but it's
Speaker 2: what's happening. You know.
Speaker 1: Maybe give Brooke the girl's phone number because she wants
Speaker 1: to buy some fruit. But thanks for confessing text in
Speaker 1: seventy five nine to two. If you have a confession
Speaker 1: you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity,
Speaker 1: mask your voice, and make you our next mass speaker.
Speaker 1: Your phone taps coming up right after this.
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning