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Speaker 5: Think I sure will? Good morning everybody, y'all listening to
Speaker 5: the voice, Come on, dig me now, one and only
Speaker 5: Steve Harvey got a radio show today, folks. I just
Speaker 5: want to dive right in because I think I got
Speaker 5: it here it is. Did you know that there is
Speaker 5: a life for you that's greater than you could have
Speaker 5: ever dreamed of? Did you know that there's a life
Speaker 5: for you better than the one you've ever felt before?
Speaker 5: And did you know that there was a life for
Speaker 5: you much bigger than the one you wanted? And lastly,
Speaker 5: did you know that what I just said is true?
Speaker 5: Did you know that? Did you know that the things
Speaker 5: I just said are available to you? It's not just
Speaker 5: intended for those who receive awards. It's for everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you too, It's for you who didn't get your high
Speaker 5: school diploma. It's for you who are incarcerated. It's for
Speaker 5: you who have two strikes. It's for you who've been
Speaker 5: sentenced to life. It's for you who've gotten out and
Speaker 5: have a felony record and can't seem to get it together.
Speaker 6: It's for you who have an illness. It's for you
Speaker 6: who the doctors have given up on. It's for you.
Speaker 6: This life i'm talking about is for you.
Speaker 5: Did you know that there is a life for you
Speaker 5: better than the one you dreamed about, better than the
Speaker 5: one you've imagined, a life better than the one you
Speaker 5: thought of, That there's a life for you better than
Speaker 5: the one you've ever felt before. There's a life for
Speaker 5: you better than the one you saw for yourself. There's
Speaker 5: a better life for you than the one you expected
Speaker 5: and even the one you wanted. Did you know that
Speaker 5: this is true for you? See, here's let me give
Speaker 5: you the secret to this thing. Now you have to
Speaker 5: believe that it is for you. Now, you gotta fight
Speaker 5: through the doubts. You gotta fight through the wheel of satan,
Speaker 5: because the devil is busy man. The devil wants you
Speaker 5: to think that it's hopeless. The devil wants you to
Speaker 5: think that this is it. The devil wants you to
Speaker 5: think that ain't no more to it. The devil wants
Speaker 5: you to think that this applies to other people. But you, yeah,
Speaker 5: you've been dealt the worst of them all, which you ate.
Speaker 5: But that's what the devil wants you to think. So
Speaker 5: you gotta fight through. Now, You gotta fight through to
Speaker 5: get to what I just said is available for you.
Speaker 5: But what else you got to do? You ain't doing
Speaker 5: nothing else, might as well fight. Why just wake up
Speaker 5: and just let it be? Why would you wake up
Speaker 5: every day and just exist when there's a chance for
Speaker 5: you to actually live. See the reason I don't mind
Speaker 5: smiling so much now is because I'm no longer existing.
Speaker 6: I'm living now. See. See, that's what you want to
Speaker 6: get to.
Speaker 5: You don't want to exist to wake up paycheck to paycheck,
Speaker 5: date today, not knowing, not understanding, not have and can't
Speaker 5: can't get this, can't get that, can't go here, can't
Speaker 5: go there, Gotta wait, gota wait, gota wait, goda wait
Speaker 5: till it seems like you never get nowhere. You can
Speaker 5: get out of that rut of life, feeling like when
Speaker 5: you wake up in the morning that your life is
Speaker 5: whole hum that you just in a rut.
Speaker 6: I drive the.
Speaker 5: Same way to work. I do the same thing on
Speaker 5: my job. When I get off, I drive all the
Speaker 5: way back home.
Speaker 6: I sit there, I.
Speaker 5: Read the newspaper. I watered the lawn. I'm so sick
Speaker 5: of my life. It ain't this, ain't what I wanted, man,
Speaker 5: and start wak up, start over, do the same thing.
Speaker 5: Then the weekend gets here. You got to mold the lawn,
Speaker 5: and then you try to fix something in the garage
Speaker 5: and you feel like your life is in a rut.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about if this feels like a rut to you,
Speaker 5: and if it's what you've always wanted, I'm cool with that.
Speaker 5: But I'm talking to people who want it more, who
Speaker 5: would love their life to be more, who would love
Speaker 5: their life too different to be different. Now, I'm not
Speaker 5: criticizing you if I just described your life. I'm just
Speaker 5: only talking to the ones who would dad to believe
Speaker 5: that there's more to it than this. I'm only talking
Speaker 5: to the ones who would dad to accept the challenge
Speaker 5: to fight through and see what God got for you.
Speaker 5: Instead of listening to Satan all the time. Devil is busy, man,
Speaker 5: Please understand, he's so busy, so busy trying to trick you,
Speaker 5: get you into the groove. You know they doing all
Speaker 5: kinds of stuff now, man, you know atheists and already
Speaker 5: got prayer taken out of schools. Excuse me, look at
Speaker 5: our skills schools, not as a push by the atheists
Speaker 5: to get the words in God we trust, taking off
Speaker 5: our money. Here's a deal. If you don't believe in God,
Speaker 5: and you don't want trust in God, just going about
Speaker 5: your business. But what you can't do is spill off
Speaker 5: all into what I'm talking about. That's the problem I
Speaker 5: have with all of them. If you're gonna do you,
Speaker 5: then't do you, but don't spill off into what I got. Now. See,
Speaker 5: if you don't believe what I'm saying, then I ain't
Speaker 5: talking to you. Let's just be clear about the relationship
Speaker 5: with Steve Harvey and his crew. I'm only talking to
Speaker 5: the people that believe that are looking for something else,
Speaker 5: that want something more, that wants something better, that's got
Speaker 5: to be out there searching and hoping and trying to
Speaker 5: do more. That's all I'm talking to now. If you
Speaker 5: don't believe what I'm saying is true, didn't go ahead,
Speaker 5: try it your way, go see, write me, email me,
Speaker 5: let me know how it's going for you. But I'm
Speaker 5: telling you have a way that's tried and true. If
Speaker 5: you go to God, if you go to your creator,
Speaker 5: your maker, if you go to him and you go
Speaker 5: to him for real and.
Speaker 6: Tell him, hey, you know what, I want you to
Speaker 6: go ahead and take over from here. I'm done.
Speaker 5: I would have done all I know how to do
Speaker 5: out of tried everything I know how to try. I'm
Speaker 5: sick of me right now. Hey, look here, you created
Speaker 5: me what you want me to do?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 5: You had the cool thing about it When I made
Speaker 5: that decision, y'all. See, I was so afraid for years
Speaker 5: that I was going to miss out on something if
Speaker 5: I did that. I couldn't do this no more. But
Speaker 5: the stuff I needed to stop doing. I really need
Speaker 5: to stop the things I was afraid of not being
Speaker 5: able to do anymore, with the very same things I
Speaker 5: really didn't need to be.
Speaker 6: Doing no more in the first place.
Speaker 5: On the real man, on the real all that temporary
Speaker 5: fun I was having all them temporary outlets. I was
Speaker 5: using all them temporary things trying to fulfill myself. I
Speaker 5: was doing I was just doing a bunch of temporary
Speaker 5: mess man. I said, hold up, man, I want something permanent. Man,
Speaker 5: I want a permanent feeling in my heart. That's gonna
Speaker 5: be all right. So he replaced all that fun with joy.
Speaker 5: But it was only because I went and I faced him.
Speaker 5: He didn't take me and stopped me from being me.
Speaker 6: He just made a better version of me.
Speaker 5: See, God don't take he because all the stuff he
Speaker 5: sent you through, he needed you to go through all him.
Speaker 5: He needed you to have him experience of what it
Speaker 5: felt like to be locked up. He needed you to
Speaker 5: have experience and know what it was to lose everything.
Speaker 5: He needed you to have experience to make you tough.
Speaker 5: You're just gonna be a tough one. I'm a tough
Speaker 5: soldier in his army.
Speaker 6: That's all. I just say. One of the weak ones.
Speaker 6: I protect the weak ones.
Speaker 5: God didn't take a lot of stuff from except the
Speaker 5: stuff I needed. But the stuff he made me to be,
Speaker 5: he allowed me to keep it, and he just made
Speaker 5: it better of me. Do that, y'all and you can
Speaker 5: have what you want.
Speaker 8: You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 5: The time is here to give thanks and honor to
Speaker 5: the Almighty for another day, another shot, another opportunity, to
Speaker 5: another blessing, another gift. That's why they call it to president.
Speaker 5: We're here again, man, all because of him. I mean,
Speaker 5: I really look, man, I'm look. I ain't no preacher.
Speaker 5: I'll never be a preacher. I'm doing. I'm just telling you,
Speaker 5: I ain't perfect, none of them. They ain't either. You ain't.
Speaker 5: Nobody is. So you know, I'm just in here, man,
Speaker 5: doing the best I can, you know, striving everything, trying
Speaker 5: to learn something new every day. And I'm just grateful
Speaker 5: for the opportunity and the shot.
Speaker 6: Man. You know, I'd like to have a life of longevity.
Speaker 5: I would like that, you know, peace and prosperity, kindness
Speaker 5: and giving, you know, change couple people lives long the way,
Speaker 5: help as many as I can, you know, and earn
Speaker 5: the seat at the table. That's That's really it. That's
Speaker 5: really it. That's really it.
Speaker 6: Steve Harvet, Marty Show, that's really it.
Speaker 5: Charlie Strawberry calling Forrell Mississippi Monica, Mouth of the South, Junior,
Speaker 5: the ever inquisitive one, and nephew Tommy Junior, or what's
Speaker 5: on your mind?
Speaker 9: I can't believe you said that you're gonna try to
Speaker 9: earn a seat at the table. If you ain't at
Speaker 9: the table, ain't none of us getting at the table.
Speaker 6: No, that's true.
Speaker 5: Everything you've done, you done. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: that's not true. Let me back you up a little bit.
Speaker 5: It's some people on this zoom that's living good quality lives.
Speaker 5: I'm not living the best life on this zoom. I
Speaker 5: really don't think that. You know, I've done some things,
Speaker 5: accomplished some things. I'm talking about just being a good person.
Speaker 5: I've probably quadrupled the mistakes total on this show.
Speaker 1: So you've out mistake, that's all.
Speaker 5: Boy. Boy, Let me tell you so, let me tell you.
Speaker 5: So these three women could not have done to what
Speaker 5: out there. There's no way.
Speaker 1: It's just no way.
Speaker 5: Like there's no way. Yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 4: You got it.
Speaker 6: Okay, you know I got you?
Speaker 5: No you don't.
Speaker 1: You really don't.
Speaker 5: Let's see what else I can admit to. That way,
Speaker 5: it's gonna cost you too much. We're not talking about lying,
Speaker 5: because lying I don't really think lye is that big
Speaker 5: a sin. I think the Ten Commandments say that shire
Speaker 5: not bad false weakness against thy neighbors. But it did
Speaker 5: not say you can't lie about yourself.
Speaker 7: And what you do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, long as I don't lie about Shook. She was
Speaker 5: over there, she wasn't over there. That's what I think,
Speaker 5: false witness against that name.
Speaker 10: Okay, you can lie about you, you just can't lie
Speaker 10: about me.
Speaker 5: I just bad false witness about myself. You asked me
Speaker 5: where I was. I don't have to tell you that
Speaker 5: I have lived by that. That's probably gonna cost me
Speaker 5: a little bit.
Speaker 11: But coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 11: we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 8: Morning show.
Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that
Speaker 1: prank back. What you got for its new?
Speaker 6: This right here.
Speaker 12: You know a lot of a lot of y'all don't
Speaker 12: like to give people chances. You got to give people
Speaker 12: chances in life. And this right here is the blind barber.
Speaker 12: The blind barber. All right, don't don't hey, don't knock
Speaker 12: it to you.
Speaker 13: Try it.
Speaker 6: Don't knock it to you, try it. You don't know.
Speaker 6: There's some people that's doing some amazing things out there.
Speaker 6: Y'all can go to a halfstyle.
Speaker 12: It's just blind once they there's some people that get
Speaker 12: really can feel their way around.
Speaker 6: There's some people that know what they doing. You got
Speaker 6: to get people a shot, you know.
Speaker 1: I bet I'll be able to tell yeah, because we're
Speaker 1: not blind.
Speaker 6: Yes, all right, here we go the blind barble. Let's
Speaker 6: go cat doom.
Speaker 7: Yo.
Speaker 12: I'm trying to reach uh that run the bucket? Yeah
Speaker 12: you now you run the barber shop down there, on't you?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 12: Now, I'm trying to see if if y'all got any
Speaker 12: uh booth for rentals down there where I can come
Speaker 12: in there and cut some hair. I've been cutting how
Speaker 12: a long time. I want to see if y'all got
Speaker 12: some room down there. They tell me they might, You
Speaker 12: might have had something come available.
Speaker 4: I got two boots open right now.
Speaker 7: You need a boot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm trying to get in there and get the cutting.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 6: You now how much you charge for booth rent on
Speaker 6: a weekly basis.
Speaker 4: That's two hundred dollars a week.
Speaker 12: Two hundred dollars a week. Now that eight hundred dollars
Speaker 12: a month. That they're good cause your two hundred? Now,
Speaker 12: whinter can I get down there so you can meet me?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 6: Wh when you show me around the shop, so I
Speaker 6: know what I'm.
Speaker 4: Open from eight to seven. That's that's Tuesday, two saddys all.
Speaker 12: Right, because I want to see if I can maybe
Speaker 12: meet you there so I can get down there and
Speaker 12: you feel my way around come out. Then what I
Speaker 12: want to ask you do you mind doing for me?
Speaker 12: Do you think you could possibly put up some ramps
Speaker 12: where you got steps at and uh?
Speaker 1: And your phone?
Speaker 6: Could you take your mind if you take the phone
Speaker 6: and put it in brail for me?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 4: Wait, man, what the hell I need to put money
Speaker 4: taking rampside and putting phones in the bridell for what's
Speaker 4: going on with you?
Speaker 6: Well, I'm I'm blind. You know I'm not gonna let
Speaker 6: that stop me.
Speaker 4: You know I'm still gonna Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: hell no, man, you wait a minute.
Speaker 6: You what I'm blind?
Speaker 12: But see what, I've been cutting my hair for over
Speaker 12: ten years, and folks say my hair could always look good.
Speaker 12: So I just figured I'm gonna start cutting hand nothing.
Speaker 4: Oh well, yeah, what you might cut a hand. It
Speaker 4: might be some good that you do, but just ain't
Speaker 4: cutting no hand in my shop?
Speaker 7: Not being blind?
Speaker 4: That yeah, ain't not that found my shop?
Speaker 14: Man?
Speaker 4: No, I ain't got no problem with that, but you
Speaker 4: you just can't do.
Speaker 6: It down well wait wait nothing, see this what they
Speaker 6: call it excrimination? You can't do that.
Speaker 12: You can't scriminate from people you call they got some
Speaker 12: type of hand the cap blowns to them.
Speaker 4: You listen, hold let me can't something man. I'm not
Speaker 4: trying to be trying to put you out of being
Speaker 4: the dyck doing what you need to do. But you
Speaker 4: just can't do that my shot. Man, I can't be
Speaker 4: called discrimination, excramination, scrimination of what not.
Speaker 7: Not not my out a shot. You just can't do it.
Speaker 6: Listen not.
Speaker 12: I know hard to cut hair, I know how to
Speaker 12: give folks a lining and stuff like now.
Speaker 6: I ain't tried to use no raisor nothing like that, but.
Speaker 4: I know, man, come on, dude, can't you find something
Speaker 4: else to get in too? Was trying to cut half?
Speaker 6: Well? This what I like though, This what I feel like,
Speaker 6: This is my calling.
Speaker 4: You just can't do it in my shof I'm no.
Speaker 12: Cause see now that's what I don't. I don't care
Speaker 12: to hear something like this here. And I've been I
Speaker 12: got the qualifications and I'm able to do it, and
Speaker 12: I want to be able to come down there. And
Speaker 12: I told you when I first what I tell you,
Speaker 12: I said, I wanted to feel my way around, Didn't
Speaker 12: I say.
Speaker 4: That I don't need to feel your way back. I
Speaker 4: needed to be able to see what you're doing. I mean,
Speaker 4: I don't care about you being able to cut no
Speaker 4: half being brind You got to.
Speaker 7: Be able to see to do that.
Speaker 12: This could probably do to do wonder for your shob
Speaker 12: People all come from miles around to see somebody like
Speaker 12: myself cutting.
Speaker 7: The hair that kind of my shot?
Speaker 4: Did you do what I said?
Speaker 6: I heard what you said when I don't want you
Speaker 6: to do it make me mad about that?
Speaker 4: Now you're gonna get mad if my something have been
Speaker 4: blond to me. I'm offering and you kid me this
Speaker 4: your blind doc. I can't help you when you Brian Man.
Speaker 12: Come on with that now listen, I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 12: this here, and I'm gonna tell it to you straight.
Speaker 12: I'm coming down now to that barber shop. I'm gonna
Speaker 12: feel leave booths out and I'm gonna start cutting now.
Speaker 12: One thing I don't want to do is have to
Speaker 12: get into no tussa with you now. I don't want that.
Speaker 4: Worry worry about getting in no tule with me. Did
Speaker 4: you bring your in my shot?
Speaker 7: Talking much?
Speaker 4: You gonna cut he He's gonna be some party moveing
Speaker 4: around A man, I'm.
Speaker 6: Coming down there, and I'm coming down there this evening.
Speaker 4: Now, what thing you no where? Now you might keep
Speaker 4: it with my shot?
Speaker 6: You gonna you gonna get your what bob? Blind man?
Speaker 6: And what you're gonna do, you ain't gonna see it
Speaker 6: coming either, you hear me?
Speaker 7: Pray you.
Speaker 6: Not as long as I got the money to pay
Speaker 6: my bull rental.
Speaker 4: You don't give a damn. I don't want your money.
Speaker 4: You're blind, can't cut no mad Make you understand what.
Speaker 7: I say to you.
Speaker 6: I'm understanding what you're saying. And if I got to
Speaker 6: call the law about you being discriminated.
Speaker 4: Lord, you can call anybody you wants to call. That's money.
Speaker 4: You not gonna do that.
Speaker 7: You understand what.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you. Now you bring your Now they talking
Speaker 4: about good many. I'll be waiting on you.
Speaker 12: I'm coming down there this evening and I'm coming and
Speaker 12: I'm coming to up y'all because you got the nerve
Speaker 12: to discriminate just me.
Speaker 4: I don't know how they got my come in the fast.
Speaker 7: Who kill you?
Speaker 2: Mother?
Speaker 4: You ought not be ding I even fishing.
Speaker 6: The call they give me.
Speaker 12: They give me this number and say you is the
Speaker 12: one that do the hiring around the barber shop.
Speaker 4: You don't call my personal number. You called my jop.
Speaker 15: Don't tell you money?
Speaker 6: What difference do that make? If I'm some man looking
Speaker 6: for a job.
Speaker 4: You don't call my personal phone.
Speaker 6: You're gonna watch your tone with me. What you're gonna do.
Speaker 7: I ain't gonna watching my shot.
Speaker 6: I tell you one thing you're gonna watch. You're gonna
Speaker 6: watch me get on your.
Speaker 7: Why are you gonna get on? You can't save it?
Speaker 4: And I want to hang up on you.
Speaker 6: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
Speaker 12: This is his nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 6: You just got pranked by your cousin.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 7: You you ain't no bood.
Speaker 6: Hey, mister, I got to.
Speaker 12: Ask you, man, what is the baddest I'm talking about
Speaker 12: the baddest radio show.
Speaker 4: In the land, the Steve Harvey Moaning Show.
Speaker 1: I'll be back, thank you. Coming up next to is
Speaker 1: ask the.
Speaker 11: Clo you're listening hard morning show. Coming up at the
Speaker 11: top of the hour, and entertainment news. President Biden releases
Speaker 11: his tax return and once again Trump doesn't uh what's
Speaker 11: going on with Rick Ross and the Drake Beef.
Speaker 1: What is happening there?
Speaker 13: All right?
Speaker 1: We got to find out about that.
Speaker 11: And celebrity family feud will be stars studed this season.
Speaker 11: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
Speaker 11: of the hour, but right now it is time to
Speaker 11: ask the clo. This one's from Vera and Saint Paul.
Speaker 11: Vera writes, I left the South and moved in with
Speaker 11: my daughter last year. Six months ago. I met a
Speaker 11: wonderful man and I moved in with him. My daughter
Speaker 11: is still mad because she thought she would have a babysitter.
Speaker 11: Am I wrong for choosing a man over the kids.
Speaker 5: Well, you're doing a lot of moving, you know, just
Speaker 5: moving up left the South, then you went up north,
Speaker 5: then you moved in again. You need to you. I
Speaker 5: just think you need to pay to to your decisions.
Speaker 5: That's a lot of movie you go. You're an unstable employee.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of companies won't hide you if you
Speaker 5: had so many moves on your record. I didn't get
Speaker 5: hired by all State once because I had moved too
Speaker 5: many times in a three year period, and they thought
Speaker 5: that that showed instability. So you might want to be
Speaker 5: careful about all this movie and stuff. But to tell
Speaker 5: your daughter to have an open mind because you'll be back. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you don't even know this, dude.
Speaker 1: They may not work out.
Speaker 5: Oh, she'll be back. You'll be over that babysitting like
Speaker 5: the baby.
Speaker 1: Won't, all right, missus Bira.
Speaker 11: Moving on to Canard and Memphis, Canard says, I met
Speaker 11: a woman that has two left feet, and I love
Speaker 11: to dance. I love to watch black and white movies,
Speaker 11: and she hates them. I love seafood, and she has
Speaker 11: a shelfish allergy. But it's the best love making I've
Speaker 11: ever had. Should I overlook the other stuff?
Speaker 5: No, get out though, See you can let me tell
Speaker 5: you something about that good love making. It's good long
Speaker 5: as you make it love. But the rest of them
Speaker 5: twenty three hours. You got to deal with all this hits.
Speaker 5: She can't dance, she can't eat nothing. And and i'
Speaker 5: here the part you left out for show. She's crazy.
Speaker 6: Left that out there is no it's not in there.
Speaker 1: She just can't dance, and she doesn't like the same movies.
Speaker 5: He likes.
Speaker 6: If you can't dance, you don't like movies, you.
Speaker 1: Can't eat like white movies.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you crazy.
Speaker 5: Well that's how I know she crazed, because first of all,
Speaker 5: I don't like black and white movie.
Speaker 1: A crazy Yeah you're crazy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sure, I don't like black and white move now, I.
Speaker 1: Could dance, Yeah you can't.
Speaker 5: And I am allergic to spiny lobster. I can eat
Speaker 5: maine lobster, but I am allergic to spiny lobster.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I don't care what they got. They can have
Speaker 6: at my whole mouth, be it?
Speaker 14: You?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 11: So you and this guy wouldn't get along either, You
Speaker 11: and Canard wouldn't get along.
Speaker 16: Well, surely me and Canard, Yeah, you wouldn't get along,
Speaker 16: all right? Moving on to Joyce, I'm this hill, so
Speaker 16: no chance of moving on to No chance of me
Speaker 16: and a Lenard, none of those, none of the dods, Yeah.
Speaker 6: None of the dodds.
Speaker 5: We are I don't give me damn if he played
Speaker 5: golf likestick off and you know, like riding in the country.
Speaker 11: Well, Joyce in Bedford City says I joined the finance
Speaker 11: committee at church. My husband claims I'm on the committee
Speaker 11: because my ex husband is on the committee. I tell
Speaker 11: my husband that we should find a new church after
Speaker 11: we got married, but he said, no, should I not
Speaker 11: be at to the church because my new husband is
Speaker 11: in secure about my ex?
Speaker 6: Well, you know, I don't know how y'all hooked all
Speaker 6: this up.
Speaker 5: Y'all at the same church, just laying around and leaving
Speaker 5: each other and staying together.
Speaker 1: And count runny together.
Speaker 5: Crazy Christian community. You know, I don't you know you're
Speaker 5: in that accounting money?
Speaker 6: How you doing?
Speaker 5: And then well, how you doing? Everything going on? What
Speaker 5: are you trying to ask me about my husband? You know,
Speaker 5: stuff like that. Yeah, they're that talking dog. So I
Speaker 5: don't I don't know what to tell you. You know,
Speaker 5: you said get a new church.
Speaker 6: He said no.
Speaker 5: Because see he wanted he see let me tell you
Speaker 5: why he said no. You don't want to look like
Speaker 5: he got the girl and he running from the dude.
Speaker 5: But now he's standing there and now the dude and
Speaker 5: the ex working.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's an ego issue with him.
Speaker 13: He need to get on commit.
Speaker 1: What'd you say he need to get on the committee?
Speaker 5: Then, now I'll tell you what. The three of us
Speaker 5: ain't fitn't be sitting on talking about Dang.
Speaker 11: She's just saying, you know, it's about service with her.
Speaker 11: She wants to be active at her church.
Speaker 5: Well, you know that's what That's what the whole problem is.
Speaker 5: It's about service with her. That's the the whole problem,
Speaker 5: the whole Yeah, next question.
Speaker 1: Share last one, Steve. This is from Rica and Aurora.
Speaker 11: Rica says, I have a five year old niece that
Speaker 11: acts like she's thirty years old. She makes up stories,
Speaker 11: and no one believes she's lying but me. She told
Speaker 11: her mom that her daddy has a girlfriend and she
Speaker 11: is white with an afro. My sister is stressing out
Speaker 11: and following her husband around. Would I be wrong to
Speaker 11: discipline her child for her.
Speaker 7: Some?
Speaker 5: Yeah, But the white lady with the afro, though, that's
Speaker 5: what you needed. That's descripted. Brother, But that that's gonna
Speaker 5: be easy to find though, because the real white lady
Speaker 5: had don't really flow up, not quite well. He needs
Speaker 5: to find out who this little high yellow health is
Speaker 5: as what they ain't no white girl. The baby just
Speaker 5: don't know. We come in Vanilla, you know, we do
Speaker 5: come in Vanilla, just like we come in a double dog.
Speaker 5: We do the double dog. Find this kick I ever
Speaker 5: saw in my life with dogs. What Faula loves it?
Speaker 6: Double dog, early clean, Patricia Parter call them up?
Speaker 11: So should the So should the auntie? She's asking should
Speaker 11: she discipline the child for her sister?
Speaker 6: No, No, you're gonna get jumped on telefi.
Speaker 3: You don't just be lying.
Speaker 5: And but some of this stuff is true. Over see,
Speaker 5: once you tell so minute line, you don't know. Seeing
Speaker 5: when I was a child, I had that imagination because
Speaker 5: I was creative and I didn't have no where to
Speaker 5: go with. That's when Lyne first started. Yeah. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: perfected it then and learned how to lie just under
Speaker 5: a die circumstance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're so good at it.
Speaker 13: We could see.
Speaker 1: It's a long standing tradition.
Speaker 6: Yeah with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been doing it for a while. Heart, what effortless.
Speaker 3: Job?
Speaker 5: Interviews court, I'm talking about underpressure this Later all over
Speaker 5: town they went to a white app.
Speaker 1: What it have, bro, should run it up?
Speaker 6: So she met and all and all it is and
Speaker 6: see but she she wrongs. She don't know.
Speaker 5: It's just a light skinned sistant, that baby over there.
Speaker 5: So she pressed her hair, come out that shower of
Speaker 5: just light skinned girl.
Speaker 1: That's all all right, thank you Cello coming up at
Speaker 1: the top of the hour. We'll have some entertainment news
Speaker 1: for you right after this.
Speaker 8: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 11: President Biden and First Lady Jill Biden paid a total
Speaker 11: of one hundred and forty six thousand, six hundred and
Speaker 11: twenty nine in federal taxes. How much one forty six
Speaker 11: six twenty nine, one hundred and forty six thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: What that's what they pay?
Speaker 11: Yeah, the almost one almost one forty seven actually thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know they don't won't wow? Every month?
Speaker 11: WHOA, Well, that's how much they've paid in federal income tax.
Speaker 11: According to his twenty twenty three tax return, the President
Speaker 11: publicly released his tax return, which he has done every
Speaker 11: year for the past twenty six years. It shows that
Speaker 11: he and the First Lady reported an income of about
Speaker 11: six hundred and twenty thousand dollars and paid her a
Speaker 11: federal tax rate of twenty three point seven thousand percent.
Speaker 11: I mean, meanwhile, the former President Trump has never agreed
Speaker 11: to release his returns.
Speaker 1: We all know that.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Despite that, his spokesperson said, quote, President Trump has
Speaker 11: released more information to the American public about his personal
Speaker 11: finances than any candidate in history. Huh, it is what wait,
Speaker 11: another lie, another lie. It's not clear if he will
Speaker 11: release his twenty twenty three return. We know he won't,
Speaker 11: the White House said in a statement, once again demonstrating
Speaker 11: his commitment to being transparent the American people. President Biden
Speaker 11: has released the most tax returns of any commander in
Speaker 11: chief while in office. President Biden believes that all occupants
Speaker 11: of the Oval Office should be open and honest with
Speaker 11: the American people, and that the long standing tradition of
Speaker 11: annually releasing presidential tax returns should continue unbroken.
Speaker 6: Honest is not what you're ever going to get from
Speaker 6: Donald Trump.
Speaker 5: Honest.
Speaker 6: There has never been the total of all the presidents ever.
Speaker 5: You can total. Look all the lies they've told. It
Speaker 5: don't come close to the ones he'd been told. And
Speaker 5: he's still lying. And these idiots in this country they
Speaker 5: do not care because that's how they are. They cool
Speaker 5: with it. They like him.
Speaker 6: Because they like what he represents. It is the American way.
Speaker 1: It's really sad. That's really sad.
Speaker 5: He won't to get in the White House just like
Speaker 5: they came and got in America. And he ain't got
Speaker 5: no problem getting in there like that. And they ain't
Speaker 5: got no problem putting him in there like that because
Speaker 5: they know it's the American way. We got to stop
Speaker 5: being surprised at these people because that's how they are. Period.
Speaker 5: If you vote for Donald Trump, it's because you are
Speaker 5: not listening and paying attention to any of the moral
Speaker 5: clauses that's been put upon any other candidate to run
Speaker 5: for the presidency of the United States. And if you
Speaker 5: set up in here and let this man tell you
Speaker 5: that that election was stolen, you stupid.
Speaker 6: You know couldn't. Hell well, you can't steal no damn election.
Speaker 6: And you know that that part. So when all y'all win,
Speaker 6: when Dessanta's.
Speaker 5: Win, and Cruise win, and and Abne winn and Abbot
Speaker 5: winn and all y'all win, why ain't no problems with it?
Speaker 16: Then?
Speaker 13: Right?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 5: I ain't never been a problem about an election and
Speaker 5: to a heat set up and lost, right because you know, well,
Speaker 5: you can't do that. And he has confessed, y'all that
Speaker 5: everybody is is wrong except him. He has confessed you
Speaker 5: all so much about fake news that all news now
Speaker 5: about him is fake news.
Speaker 6: So you don't believe the ninety one indictment.
Speaker 17: What you better convince this jury because they loading it in. Yeah,
Speaker 17: he said, he said, he needs a break sauce. He
Speaker 17: got to go to Baron's graduation. Whatever, they still gonna
Speaker 17: get these jurors.
Speaker 6: He's going down. What's going down?
Speaker 14: Then? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, get Melania nowhere. She don't nobody want to go
Speaker 6: down there with him?
Speaker 1: All right, switching gears.
Speaker 11: In the other innertainment news yesterday, we talked about the
Speaker 11: Golden Bachelor, Jerry Turner, Steve and It's soon to be
Speaker 11: ex wife Teresa. They're going to be special guests on
Speaker 11: the new season of Celebrity Family Feud. But we also
Speaker 11: hear that Megan the Stallion will be on the show.
Speaker 11: So who else is going to be on the show?
Speaker 1: Can you share Steve this new season?
Speaker 6: About Anthony and Mama Shaq? I guess you can some
Speaker 6: rock bands fat Joe Rebby Mon.
Speaker 1: He said, really, you called her that national TV.
Speaker 6: It's actually really nice, man. She was really really nice.
Speaker 5: She was cool, pretty teeth man had some hellified boots
Speaker 5: everybody wanted to boot she had.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, she was out fly man, she was dope.
Speaker 1: I was making the Stallion, Well she is that.
Speaker 6: Nowa what she's saying.
Speaker 1: She's on the cover of Women's Self Magage.
Speaker 6: Stallion Clyd Still the Bread.
Speaker 1: All yeah, we talked about her workout.
Speaker 6: Secretariot all of that, you know, mag All.
Speaker 11: Right, well, we'll keep you posted on the season premiere
Speaker 11: of Celebrity Family Feud.
Speaker 1: Finally, in Trending Music News, Carla, what is going on
Speaker 1: with Rick Ross and Drake?
Speaker 6: What are the people want to stand?
Speaker 2: Over?
Speaker 3: The Weekend?
Speaker 18: Drake dropped a disc record take a shot to Rick
Speaker 18: Ross The Weekend Future Kendrick lamar Drake is mad because
Speaker 18: Ricky Rose and followed him. Ricky Rose responded, they talking
Speaker 18: about those jobs.
Speaker 1: It's real crazy.
Speaker 6: Just who got a nose? Y'all? That's what Ricky Rose
Speaker 6: is saying.
Speaker 1: Drake got a nose job.
Speaker 6: It's real, it's real crazy.
Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, Gerla.
Speaker 11: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, We're gonna
Speaker 11: check Steve's voicemail at eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve,
Speaker 11: right after this you're listening Hard Morning Show. All right, Steve,
Speaker 11: time now to check your voicemail. If you would like
Speaker 11: to leave Steve a message, call him at eight seven
Speaker 11: seven twenty nine. Steve, you might just hear your call
Speaker 11: on the air, ready, Steve, Yes, here we go. A
Speaker 11: white female voter in Atlanta left a message for you.
Speaker 19: Hey, Steve, this is London. I live it at the
Speaker 19: Atlanta area. And the woman that you announced about the Chick.
Speaker 20: Fil A and all the other stuff and the garbage.
Speaker 19: That she's feeding is ridiculous. I am white and I
Speaker 19: will never ever ever support Trump.
Speaker 1: Ever.
Speaker 19: I believe in everything that you say. And I hope
Speaker 19: that the message that you get out there, Steve and
Speaker 19: morning crew. I hope y'all get that message out to
Speaker 19: these people and have them vote right. Let's not make
Speaker 19: this mistake again. It was a mistake. He's rude, he's crude,
Speaker 19: and this can't happen. Steve, what you're doing, Love you
Speaker 19: and love you chee.
Speaker 1: Thank you all right, lady?
Speaker 5: Okay, Well that b because you know you can't. I'm
Speaker 5: just speechless at times about this country that we have.
Speaker 5: I mean, and the adacity and the hypocrisy that resides
Speaker 5: in this country is sickening to me. And here we are, man,
Speaker 5: were just sitting here with this foolishness all over again.
Speaker 6: This man is not a quality person.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 5: I was on stage of family feud on one of
Speaker 5: the breaks. I just said, Look, I don't mind a
Speaker 5: person being conservative. I don't remind I don't mind conservative views.
Speaker 5: However you want to view it, you gotta have it.
Speaker 5: There's a difference of opinion and how everything is going on,
Speaker 5: you know. But listen, like, I believe what conservatives say
Speaker 5: they were people should pull theyselves up by their bootstraps.
Speaker 5: But at the same time, I believe we got to
Speaker 5: help those that don't even have damn boots. Yeah, now
Speaker 5: that's too liberal for some conservatives. But you know, man,
Speaker 5: so I don't mind the conservative viewpoint. Just can you
Speaker 5: get a better damn represented, just a better human being,
Speaker 5: a better guy.
Speaker 6: This guy is not.
Speaker 5: He don't even morally represent what y'all really talking about.
Speaker 5: And I got news for you, man. He don't care
Speaker 5: nothing about the small man, nothing at all. He don't
Speaker 5: care nothing about Pope people. He ain't never been one
Speaker 5: of them anyway.
Speaker 20: Yeah, good morning to see. I'm right here listening to
Speaker 20: your show, and I just heard y'all saying, you know,
Speaker 20: a little comment about Donald Trump and his million of
Speaker 20: felonies or whatever, feelingy charges or whatever. I want to know,
Speaker 20: how is it that in America, a black man can't
Speaker 20: even get a regular job with a feelingy or pending charges,
Speaker 20: and Donald Trump can be the president with these charges
Speaker 20: Like Make that make sense to me. A black man
Speaker 20: can't even get a job in America, and you're telling
Speaker 20: me a crook like Donald Trump can be the president.
Speaker 19: Make that make sense for me.
Speaker 5: The only thing I can make sense of it is
Speaker 5: is the American way. That's how they got America. So
Speaker 5: what's how they gonna keep it?
Speaker 11: They voted for him, all right, all right, Steve, coming
Speaker 11: up at thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll have
Speaker 11: more voicemails for you. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
Speaker 11: Right after this, you're listening hard Morning Show. All right, Steve,
Speaker 11: we have more voicemail calls for you. If you would
Speaker 11: like to leave a message for Steve, call him eight
Speaker 11: seven seven twenty nine, Steve. We might play your voicemail
Speaker 11: on the air.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 11: Nikki from Brooklyn left a message about dealing with her
Speaker 11: husband when she comes home from work.
Speaker 5: Steve.
Speaker 1: Check it out, Steve.
Speaker 19: My name is Nikki from Brooklyn, and I was just
Speaker 19: listening to you guys that it's me and my husband when.
Speaker 4: He is retired, so he is at home.
Speaker 14: When I come home.
Speaker 4: From work a long day, I.
Speaker 19: Do not want to talk, and he does not understand
Speaker 19: that I just need a minute to just come home.
Speaker 19: I want to get in the shadwer. I just want
Speaker 19: silence for a minute. And he asks me a thousand
Speaker 19: and one question. Then he gets mad because I don't
Speaker 19: want to talk.
Speaker 14: And I said, oh well, I won't ask you about
Speaker 14: your day no more. You know about my day because
Speaker 14: you called me at.
Speaker 19: Work and ask me about my day.
Speaker 4: So when I come home, I am tired.
Speaker 15: I just want a minute to myself, to just loosa
Speaker 15: and just relax, eat my dinner, watch a little television,
Speaker 15: and go to bed.
Speaker 6: I'm tired, like fire tired.
Speaker 14: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, lab.
Speaker 3: What you got for?
Speaker 5: Well? You know he need to find something to do, yes,
Speaker 5: because obviously he she don't want it to be her.
Speaker 5: Find yourself some business because I don't want you. I
Speaker 5: don't want to be your business. And I think the
Speaker 5: person that that's at home has to understand the person
Speaker 5: that's going out here going to work. Yeah, every everybody
Speaker 5: needs a break when you get home. I talk for
Speaker 5: a living. So when I come home, I don't really
Speaker 5: want to talk. That's cool if my girl understand that,
Speaker 5: right for the most part. But don't let nothing be
Speaker 5: wrong though. Here.
Speaker 1: You gotta talk all right? Uh, this is from Oh
Speaker 1: Nikki called back to Steve. Nikki called back.
Speaker 19: And wait, this is again Fromklyn. And if he doesn't
Speaker 19: speak to me while I'm at work, he'll really have a.
Speaker 4: Heart etfact, you say, everybody else, oh the work, everybody
Speaker 4: else on the way home.
Speaker 15: Everybody always chalk on your phone.
Speaker 19: You talk for this when you're talk for that one,
Speaker 19: and you can't never talk to me.
Speaker 14: They want to ask him, so, what do you want
Speaker 14: to talk about?
Speaker 4: Husband?
Speaker 19: You know, he says nothing.
Speaker 14: I don't want to talk.
Speaker 19: He does the same exact thing. I was like these
Speaker 19: people speaking him up one though, because that is me
Speaker 19: and my husband all day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: Look, what you want to talk about?
Speaker 5: Husband?
Speaker 6: Nothing? Cool?
Speaker 5: Walk off, go take your shower, go woo. So you know,
Speaker 5: but you're gonna have to get him. You're not gonna
Speaker 5: get him to understand because he ain't got nothing to do.
Speaker 5: You talk to people all day long. You're damn right,
Speaker 5: are you listening? I talk to people all.
Speaker 6: Day long to help bring the money in the house
Speaker 6: that helps support us. Yeah, I talk all day.
Speaker 5: Long, and now that I'm off, I don't want to talk.
Speaker 5: I'll see you saying when I'm.
Speaker 1: Off Saturday Tuesday.
Speaker 6: On Saturday.
Speaker 1: Thursday, Tommy said he needs a hobby. He needs something
Speaker 1: to you said that, Steve.
Speaker 13: He needs This is what he needs.
Speaker 6: He need some golf clubs. That's we retired. Get you
Speaker 6: some golf club buddy. All right, But.
Speaker 11: Okay, see if we have another one. This is from
Speaker 11: uh call he name Jackie. Thinks Tommy has a good idea.
Speaker 4: Hi, this is.
Speaker 19: Jackie from Waldorf, Maryland.
Speaker 21: I think Tommy had a good idea for the team
Speaker 21: on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 19: Get together and be on family feud.
Speaker 21: Steve, why don't you host your nephew as the league
Speaker 21: and all the other crew members from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 21: Morning So y'all go a head and follow a little Tommy.
Speaker 19: Come on, now, little you heard her?
Speaker 6: You heard way, don't y'all go and follow little Tummy.
Speaker 6: That's the part she had me till we got to
Speaker 6: that time. Let's let's call me, let's call meet team
Speaker 6: Little Tommy. What would you ask him Steve.
Speaker 1: Oh, we gotta go, Oh, we gotta go, right out
Speaker 1: of time.
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 11: Coming up next, it is the nephew with the prank
Speaker 11: phone call for today. Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 8: Morning show.
Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, about four
Speaker 11: minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, and the
Speaker 11: subject is my husband's first aid kit. We'll get into
Speaker 11: that in just a few because right now it is
Speaker 11: time for the nephew and today's prank phone called nephew.
Speaker 6: What you got this right here is uh, it's called
Speaker 6: bed bugs. Bed bugs. You that's that's a that's a
Speaker 6: that's a deal. Break up for me. Bed bugs right here,
Speaker 6: let's go.
Speaker 5: If you could hello, he.
Speaker 7: Loong time to speak to Shenie.
Speaker 4: She's down here right now.
Speaker 6: I think a message.
Speaker 7: Do you know when she's coming back? No? Is this
Speaker 7: a business calls him? No, No, it's personal. I need
Speaker 7: to talk to her immediately.
Speaker 14: No, you need to talk to me.
Speaker 4: It's a different man.
Speaker 5: Who was it?
Speaker 7: This is this is Brandon?
Speaker 6: Who are you?
Speaker 4: I'm ernest man?
Speaker 14: But why do you know?
Speaker 7: I got a bit of a situation here man. Uh?
Speaker 7: And it's basically a financial situation that I'm owed some
Speaker 7: money from her, so I kind of need to talk
Speaker 7: to her about about getting this money. Is totally disrupted
Speaker 7: my whole apartment, and I need to actually see about
Speaker 7: talking to her about getting this whole problem, taking.
Speaker 14: Care of what's the what's the situation, what's.
Speaker 7: The what's going on? I mean, I'm basically right now,
Speaker 7: I'm twenty five hundred dollars in the rears due to
Speaker 7: due to Chinese and I, you know, I I need
Speaker 7: to see if she's gonna be able to pay me
Speaker 7: for this situation or what.
Speaker 14: You know, my girl owe you money.
Speaker 7: She owes me twenty five hundred dollars, twenty five.
Speaker 14: Hundred dollars for what. I don't even know who you are,
Speaker 14: first of all, So what's up with the twenty five
Speaker 14: hundred dollars? Man?
Speaker 7: First of all, my name is Brandon, Okay, and I've
Speaker 7: been I know, I've been knowing Sher Knees probably for
Speaker 7: the last three or four months now, Okay, So here
Speaker 7: is you want to know what all in a nutshell is?
Speaker 7: Just like this son, he's been coming through okay for
Speaker 7: the last three or four months, been coming over here
Speaker 7: to my spot, to my apartment, hanging out. I'm just
Speaker 7: now finding out within the last two weeks. It's I
Speaker 7: had to get rid of my couch. I had to
Speaker 7: get rid of my mattresses because the mattress, because it's
Speaker 7: been a mattress.
Speaker 14: Wait a minute, dude, Wait a minute. So you're trying
Speaker 14: to tell me.
Speaker 4: She was in your bed.
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's been in my bed. Dude, she's been in
Speaker 7: your bed.
Speaker 14: Are you crazy? You know.
Speaker 4: Where she's dollars problem five hundred dollars.
Speaker 14: You talking about my girl was in your bed. Now,
Speaker 14: were not even gonna get into that. You understand what
Speaker 14: I'm saying, But that's twenty five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: You can forget about it.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no, hold up, brother, the ball.
Speaker 14: You calling here? You calling here? You calling here? And
Speaker 14: here the dude answer the phone and you still got
Speaker 14: to to add for her and then gonna tell me
Speaker 14: about some twenty five hundred dollars about some mattress.
Speaker 7: Dude, I'm out my my mattresses. Man on a thousand
Speaker 7: bucks full of bad bucks. I had to throw that away.
Speaker 14: May I'll probably worry about no damn mattress. Dude, you're
Speaker 14: talking about my girl. We've been together.
Speaker 5: For four years.
Speaker 14: I'm about to pop the question on her, and you
Speaker 14: want to sit there talking about she'd been hanging with
Speaker 14: you or take it with you for.
Speaker 7: The last four months.
Speaker 14: It's about to be over.
Speaker 15: In a minute.
Speaker 7: Now. What if you want to marriage? Snise cool. I
Speaker 7: don't care nothing about that.
Speaker 14: I don't even worry about that now.
Speaker 4: But you don't.
Speaker 14: When my phone talking about some damn mattress, man, that's
Speaker 14: that's a problem, dude. I ain't worry about no damn mattress.
Speaker 7: We don't worry them. I ain't got no mattress right.
Speaker 14: Now to my house? You calling mine?
Speaker 6: Dude?
Speaker 4: I do not call a mattress right now, nor do
Speaker 4: I have a couch.
Speaker 14: Do you understand I ain't care about the mattress hotels? Dude,
Speaker 14: I don't care nothing about that. Your name you're saying,
Speaker 14: ain't Brandon.
Speaker 7: I'm Brandon.
Speaker 14: Yes here, Brandon. Okay, don't worry about it, bright because
Speaker 14: you're gonna find me a real solool. Don't let me
Speaker 14: find you before you find me, or you understand what
Speaker 14: I'm saying, don't.
Speaker 7: You don't do do?
Speaker 14: You can have them big bugs and the mattress or
Speaker 14: whatever Answery's for all I here. But what I'm saying
Speaker 14: is and you talking about some bent bus and non.
Speaker 4: Bugs over here. Okay, so what you get see them?
Speaker 4: Problem over here? In my place?
Speaker 14: I don't can't have them. Probably she ain't bring nothing
Speaker 14: over there, first of all, but I ain't ain't even
Speaker 14: a problem right now. You've been over here.
Speaker 7: Man hating nobody else over here.
Speaker 14: Don't worry about who you had over there. But you're
Speaker 14: gonna call here talking about no money. You ain't getting
Speaker 14: nothing from here?
Speaker 7: Okay, First of all, do check this out. I don't
Speaker 7: have a problem with you, okay. Me and you cool?
Speaker 4: No when you cool?
Speaker 14: Problem? We already got a problem. You call with me
Speaker 14: something about you been sleeping with my brother?
Speaker 7: Hey dog, Dodge the one.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say it again.
Speaker 7: Me and you cool dog? We cool? We not cool?
Speaker 7: We not cool.
Speaker 14: But I'm gonna find out a no water. I'm gonna
Speaker 14: handle somelice myself. I'm gonna do you. I'm gonna handle
Speaker 14: you later.
Speaker 7: What you through to it, what you're talking about? You,
Speaker 7: You're gonna handle me.
Speaker 14: I'm gonna handle you later. You want a mattress?
Speaker 7: Right? They do?
Speaker 14: Doue want a message?
Speaker 7: Right? And marry Sheanise, I ain't got nothing to do
Speaker 7: with that. My water, my money back man, for the
Speaker 7: for the property of mind that she has ruined.
Speaker 14: Man, don't worry about that. I'm gonna get you a massiss.
Speaker 14: Don't worry about that. It's gonna be a casket wrapper
Speaker 14: around that they do.
Speaker 7: Dude, Why you sitting here creating the trauma with me
Speaker 7: when me and you we ain't even the problem. The
Speaker 7: problem is Shanise.
Speaker 14: The problem is you picked up your phone and you
Speaker 14: crawl here. That's the problem.
Speaker 7: What you got to douse.
Speaker 14: You ain't got no couch, you ain't got no message.
Speaker 14: Now you gotta do that. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: You know what I see. I can't talk to you
Speaker 7: when through Shanise get home.
Speaker 14: Man, I don't worry about when Shani get home. What
Speaker 14: you need to worry about was when I find you.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 4: So, so when you're gonna have my money in it
Speaker 4: when you find me because I need my money day,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have you have.
Speaker 14: Your mattress too. Please understand you're gonna be restling red
Speaker 14: or what?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 7: Okay, So so let me ask you this here, man,
Speaker 7: Shanise bring bed bugs over to my house, leave them
Speaker 7: all in my mattress, leave them all over my couch.
Speaker 7: Where I gotta throw my stuff away?
Speaker 4: Where I'm wrong? At, man, where I'm wrong?
Speaker 14: I'm gonna ask you straight up? Did you know she
Speaker 14: had a man?
Speaker 5: Say?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 4: Did you know she had a man?
Speaker 7: But I mean kind of sort of but.
Speaker 14: Not really though he ain't no kind of sort of
Speaker 14: man even you know she got a man, or she
Speaker 14: don't got a man?
Speaker 4: You knew she had a man?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 14: And you still wining?
Speaker 7: Dni Right, Hey, dog, I ain't got nothing to do
Speaker 7: with y'all. Man, I'm dealing with these bed bugs.
Speaker 14: Juny stand I'm saying, dude, do you understand you messing
Speaker 14: up a four year relationship? You know how much time
Speaker 14: I put in with this woman four years? Four years,
Speaker 14: were about to get were about to.
Speaker 7: Get married, and you calling here with this. What are
Speaker 7: y'all supposed to get married?
Speaker 14: Don't worry about when we're supposed to get married. Man,
Speaker 14: you messed that all up. What I'm trying to explain
Speaker 14: to you is due you calling here on some big bugs,
Speaker 14: which I know she ain't got nothing to do with.
Speaker 14: But the fact that you told me that she was
Speaker 14: over your house and your dad. That's over. It's over now,
Speaker 14: you understand what I'm saying. Now, when she get home,
Speaker 14: I'm gonna deal with that. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 14: That's gonna get done with. I walking up out of here.
Speaker 14: But when I leave here, please believe my next doctor
Speaker 14: is to come find yo way Prince of all? How
Speaker 14: did you get the number to this apartment? That's what
Speaker 14: I want to know they do.
Speaker 7: She gave me both numbers, the cell phone number and
Speaker 7: the house number. Told me, you know, if it's an emergency,
Speaker 7: called the house.
Speaker 14: Okay, and this is an emergency.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's an emergency. I got.
Speaker 14: Learn learn another emergency number, learning nine one one because
Speaker 14: when I come knocking on your dog, either you come
Speaker 14: out on your head of it or you better call
Speaker 14: the cops. You understand what I'm trying.
Speaker 7: To tell you. Hey, man, do you think Tommy will
Speaker 7: pay for the bed bugs?
Speaker 14: Who is Tommy?
Speaker 7: I'm just saying, do you think Tommy will pay for
Speaker 7: the bed bud?
Speaker 14: Who is Tommy?
Speaker 7: Tommy dog nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Ernest,
Speaker 7: you just got branked by your girl shot niece.
Speaker 14: Man. Y'all, y'all.
Speaker 7: Or a or it was over. It was over.
Speaker 14: You understand what I'm telling you.
Speaker 4: It's over.
Speaker 12: Come on here, come on, come on, come on, come on,
Speaker 12: come on, keeping it stupid. Oh, it's getting tight up
Speaker 12: in Baltimore. Yeah, it's getting real tight, baby.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 12: Friday and Saturday at the Comedy Factory, getting real tight.
Speaker 12: We almost did just a few moments ago, and I
Speaker 12: can say them famous words. Were getting tight. So back
Speaker 12: by popular demand, I will be there. The Comedy Factor.
Speaker 12: Got a few tickets left. The Nephew is coming to town.
Speaker 12: That's two Friday and to Saturday at the Comedy Factory
Speaker 12: this weekend. All right, Tommy just added this right here.
Speaker 12: This's gonna be good. It's gonna be real good. This
Speaker 12: is an evening, an evening with Nephew Tommy, May tenth
Speaker 12: and eleventh, West Palm Beach, Florida. You understand that is
Speaker 12: Mother's Day weekend, West Palm Beach, Florida, two nights. That
Speaker 12: is May tenth, May eleven. That's my daddy birthday, May tenth.
Speaker 12: May tenth, May eleven at the Rinker Playhouse at the
Speaker 12: Cravis Center.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 12: The nephew is stepping up in some beautiful, beautiful playhouses.
Speaker 12: Oh my god, it's an evening with nephew talking, I'm
Speaker 12: starting to sound like a lasting now, Lord, have mercy
Speaker 12: this boys. Just you know, I am so proud when
Speaker 12: I step outside and look at me. I am so
Speaker 12: proud of me, you do. Oh way when I step
Speaker 12: outside me and look at when I step outside of
Speaker 12: me and look at me, I really like what me
Speaker 12: is doing.
Speaker 1: Oh like that's normal, Like you got with us for
Speaker 1: a Come on, Uncle, Steve, help.
Speaker 6: Us lifeless see me doing it? So hey, Yeah, Mother's
Speaker 6: Day weekend.
Speaker 12: Nephew is whould being west Bombi's Florida tickets are on
Speaker 12: sale right now to Friday Tuesday.
Speaker 5: With me, uncle, Sometimes when you're talking about yourself to
Speaker 5: see you, how far away do you have to walk?
Speaker 6: I'll be right there. I'll be right there. I'll be
Speaker 6: right down home.
Speaker 1: I'll be right there, all right, Nephew.
Speaker 11: Coming up next Strawberry Letter, the subject my husband's first
Speaker 11: Aid Kit.
Speaker 1: Will find out what that's all about. Right after this.
Speaker 11: You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show, It is time now
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Speaker 6: Here it is Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1: Thank you nephew.
Speaker 11: Subject my husband's first aid kit. Here Stephen Shirley. My
Speaker 11: husband and I have been together for twenty five years
Speaker 11: and married for twenty two. Our youngest daughter finally moved out,
Speaker 11: and my husband and I hit the road and visited
Speaker 11: his parents, and then we drove up to Michigan to
Speaker 11: see my sister and her children. It was a great
Speaker 11: two weeks of spending quality time with my husband. The
Speaker 11: only drawback was that we didn't have a lot of
Speaker 11: sex because his back was hurting. He had his doctor
Speaker 11: phone in me medication for his back and we picked
Speaker 11: it up as soon as we got back in town.
Speaker 11: A few days after the trip, I was still unloading
Speaker 11: stuff from the back of my husband's suv. I mistakenly
Speaker 11: dropped a bunch of things in the driveway and I
Speaker 11: heard a crash. I realized that I had dropped a
Speaker 11: first aid kit that I gave my husband years ago.
Speaker 11: But the things that fell out of the first aid
Speaker 11: kit were not supposed to be in it. There were
Speaker 11: a few condoms, I didn't stop to count them. There
Speaker 11: was a pill bottle of performance medication that men used.
Speaker 11: There was a moisture aid, and there was a small
Speaker 11: bottle of shower gel. My whole life was shattered, just
Speaker 11: like that first aid kit. I gathered up the stuff
Speaker 11: and I put it next to my husband.
Speaker 1: On the couch.
Speaker 11: He tried to talk, but he got the hiccups like
Speaker 11: he always does when he startled. I don't know what
Speaker 11: to make up our marriage at this point, and my
Speaker 11: husband hasn't even tried to explain why he's been riding
Speaker 11: around with the sex kid.
Speaker 1: All he's asked me is what do you want to do?
Speaker 1: Does that mean that? Does that mean he wants out
Speaker 1: of the marriage?
Speaker 11: And he hopes that I do too. If that's the case,
Speaker 11: do I fight for my marriage or is it best
Speaker 11: to let him go?
Speaker 14: What do I do?
Speaker 1: Yes, it could mean he wants out, but I'll say
Speaker 1: this to you. If you want your.
Speaker 11: Marriage, yes, by all means fight for it. I mean,
Speaker 11: I'm really sorry this happened to you. The problem is
Speaker 11: you can't be the only one fighting, and you don't
Speaker 11: know how to fight if you guys aren't talking. I mean,
Speaker 11: this isn't something you can sweep under the rug. If
Speaker 11: there's any hope of fixing this, you both have to
Speaker 11: do the work. I mean, you have hard evidence that
Speaker 11: he's been cheating, and most importantly, your husband has not
Speaker 11: denied it.
Speaker 1: He didn't even try to lie.
Speaker 11: He didn't even try to say he doesn't know how
Speaker 11: the sex kid got there or anything. So yes, he's
Speaker 11: the one that doesn't seem to want to fight for
Speaker 11: the marriage. Even if he doesn't know what to say,
Speaker 11: he could do something. He could say something, since this
Speaker 11: is his mess. And I'm not saying you have to
Speaker 11: stay in this marriage. I'm not saying that at all.
Speaker 11: You don't have to take him back. I'm not saying
Speaker 11: that he's because he certainly doesn't deserve it. It sounds crazy, but.
Speaker 1: It's on point.
Speaker 11: What he's asking you, what do you want to do?
Speaker 11: You got to take your time, You got to think
Speaker 11: about this. Then you got to do what you want
Speaker 11: to do, what will make you happy, and that could
Speaker 11: very well be without him. You don't have to take
Speaker 11: any of this stuff from mister sex kid in the car,
Speaker 11: stupid Steve Well.
Speaker 5: One of the great gifts God has given me is
Speaker 5: the ability to read between the lines. So now let's
Speaker 5: read the line and let me show you what's in
Speaker 5: there that ain't on. Now you've been married twenty two years,
Speaker 5: your young his daughter finally moved out. Y'all went on
Speaker 5: the road trip, visited his parents, drove up to Michigan,
Speaker 5: and see my sister her kids. It was a great
Speaker 5: two weeks suspending quality time with my husband. The only
Speaker 5: drawback was we didn't have a lot of sex because
Speaker 5: his back was hurting. Now, let's read between the lines.
Speaker 5: The reason y'all didn't have a lot of sex was
Speaker 5: because he didn't have the first aid kit. What he
Speaker 5: did not have the first aid kit. See, y'all took
Speaker 5: this trip in the suv, but this first aid kit
Speaker 5: was outside in the suv. If he bring the first
Speaker 5: aid kit in the hotel or whoever wherever y'all was staying,
Speaker 5: then you would know the contents of the first aid kit.
Speaker 6: And he couldn't let you see that. That's why y'all
Speaker 6: didn't have sex.
Speaker 5: Then you say, he had this doctor phone in medication
Speaker 5: for his back and we picked it up soon as
Speaker 5: we got in town. We'll see why he was calling.
Speaker 5: He could have called it in the medication on the
Speaker 5: road trip, had it transferred up to a drug store
Speaker 5: pharmacy up there where he was at, so he could
Speaker 5: get the particular things out of the kit that was
Speaker 5: needed that was causing the back ache.
Speaker 6: Are you following me?
Speaker 7: No, I.
Speaker 5: Don't see why not. Now, a few days after the trip,
Speaker 5: you unloading stuff from the back of the truck and
Speaker 5: you mistakenly dropped a few things in the driveway. You
Speaker 5: heard a crash. I written, now that crash is metal box.
Speaker 5: That metal box, it wasn't a bottle it broke. That
Speaker 5: is that metal box that first aid kids come in
Speaker 5: and that you had gave your husband years ago. But
Speaker 5: what fell out of the first aid kid wasn't supposed
Speaker 5: to be in there. That was some condoms. You didn't
Speaker 5: count them. There was a peel battle of performance medication
Speaker 5: in me and you. That was a moistua aid. That's lubricant,
Speaker 5: and that was a small bottle of shah jail got
Speaker 5: to get cleaned up for I get back home. My
Speaker 5: whole life was shut it just like that first aid kid.
Speaker 5: I gathered up the stuff, put it next to my husband.
Speaker 1: On the couch.
Speaker 6: Oh hell no, and hold and thought because this is
Speaker 6: what he should have did when she put it on
Speaker 6: the couch.
Speaker 11: All right, we'll have part too of Steve's crazy response
Speaker 11: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. The
Speaker 11: subject is my husband's first aid kid. We'll get back
Speaker 11: into it right after this. You're listening Steve.
Speaker 8: Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 11: Hey, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The
Speaker 11: subject is my husband's first aid kit.
Speaker 5: Here's this woman that finally became empty next to us.
Speaker 5: They take a road trip to see their mom and
Speaker 5: they sister had a great quality time with her husband.
Speaker 5: The only thing she said was wrong was they didn't
Speaker 5: spend time having sex. And the only drawbacker we didn't
Speaker 5: have a lot of set because his back was hurting. Well,
Speaker 5: the reason when his back was hurting because he didn't
Speaker 5: have his first aid kit in that the first a
Speaker 5: kid was out in the suv. No, now he can't
Speaker 5: go out here. And get the first aid kit, because
Speaker 5: then you'll know what was in that little white box
Speaker 5: with the red cross on the cover of it, that
Speaker 5: little tin box with the red cross on the front
Speaker 5: of it. And so then the guy back in town
Speaker 5: phone in medication for his back. Now, what he should
Speaker 5: have did is on vacation with the phone in for
Speaker 5: that medication for that male enhancement drug that he used,
Speaker 5: and had it transferred to a pharmacy out of town,
Speaker 5: which they can do that for you. But he didn't
Speaker 5: do that right there. He made you think it was
Speaker 5: his back, but it wasn't his back. It was the
Speaker 5: lack of what's in the first aid kid, not being
Speaker 5: able to let you know that he got this stuff
Speaker 5: in the first aid kid. Now he been using this
Speaker 5: stuff on you too, now, but he didn't let you
Speaker 5: know he was using these aids that he got. So anyway,
Speaker 5: you was unpacking the suv when y'all got home, and
Speaker 5: you dropped some stuff and the first aid kit you
Speaker 5: gave your husband years ago crashed on the ground. The
Speaker 5: things that fell out, the kid wasn't supposed to be there.
Speaker 5: As some condoms. I didn't stop the counting. There was
Speaker 5: a peel bottle with performance and medication me and you,
Speaker 5: And then there was a small bottle of shower jail.
Speaker 5: We have got to get a shower eding before we
Speaker 5: go home. My whole life was shattered, just like that
Speaker 5: first aid kit. I gathered up the stuff and I
Speaker 5: said it next to my husband on the couch. Now,
Speaker 5: as soon as you set that on the couch, you
Speaker 5: say he got the hiccups like he always does when
Speaker 5: he startled.
Speaker 6: And that ain't no problem.
Speaker 5: You say he get the hiccups when he gets startled.
Speaker 5: You didn't say he get the hiccups when he lied.
Speaker 5: So what he should have said when you put all
Speaker 5: these condoms and pills and lubricants on the couch, he
Speaker 5: should have said, ah, hell no, Oh no, these mfs
Speaker 5: didn't Oh hell no, these black baths they done finally
Speaker 5: got me.
Speaker 3: Oh hell no.
Speaker 6: Look where you get this from?
Speaker 5: She'll say, I got this out the car. This is
Speaker 5: the first aid kit that I gave you and.
Speaker 6: All this stuff in it.
Speaker 5: Oh man, they said they was gonna get me, and
Speaker 5: they got me. Who is day and what are you
Speaker 5: talking about?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 5: My boy's been trying to prank me for the longest
Speaker 5: and try to get one in on me and they
Speaker 5: done finally did it?
Speaker 6: Where was it?
Speaker 5: Baby?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 5: I'd have had her on the back of her heels.
Speaker 5: I had her on the back of the heels because
Speaker 5: see right now, because.
Speaker 6: I'd have thought of that.
Speaker 3: Ah, hell no.
Speaker 6: And I would have blamed it all on that now.
Speaker 5: And then, you know, I didn't know what to make
Speaker 5: of my marriage at this point, and my husband hasn't
Speaker 5: even tried to explain why he been riding around with
Speaker 5: a sex kit. I would have explained it right then
Speaker 5: when you put it all on the couch next to me,
Speaker 5: because I know what this stuff is. And then she
Speaker 5: said he didn't make a marriage, and then go around
Speaker 5: and say all he asked me is what you want
Speaker 5: to do? I'd have said, okay, so what you want
Speaker 5: to do? They don't prank me? I done told you
Speaker 5: what they did. I can't believe it. Now you fin
Speaker 5: wor you want me to do? They got me?
Speaker 6: Or it's a good one now, Oh they got my ass.
Speaker 6: They got my ass good?
Speaker 5: But what you want to do? That stuff been back
Speaker 5: there for years, you know, because I because my boy
Speaker 5: he do he got detail shop, he do car and
Speaker 5: I let him detail the car and that's when they
Speaker 5: got I bet when I took my car down there
Speaker 5: to get it detail, that's when they put it in there.
Speaker 6: I beat there.
Speaker 5: Boy, they're crazy, boy, crazy, crazy crazy for what you
Speaker 5: want to do though, what you want to do. Oh,
Speaker 5: it's over on a prank. See I'd have had that.
Speaker 5: I'd have done that one. And then then she goes, well,
Speaker 5: what does that mean? He wants out of the marriage
Speaker 5: and hopes that I do too. See, we wouldn't even
Speaker 5: have got to that point because Shirley said he ain't
Speaker 5: even try to lie.
Speaker 1: That was the perfect time for it, none of that.
Speaker 5: He's slow sitting up there hiccupping. But but you hiccupping
Speaker 5: because you started You damn right. I'm surprised because what
Speaker 5: here you get it from? He hiccup when he started.
Speaker 5: He don't hicc up when he lit she sent that
Speaker 5: stuff down there? He went, oh, baby, you said, can't
Speaker 5: sit him in trying to on me because out to
Speaker 5: set up in there, these dude I had my partner
Speaker 5: got detailed shop and we've been down there.
Speaker 1: I let him.
Speaker 5: What this is so crazy?
Speaker 6: I be damn And you said, you thought I don't know,
Speaker 6: I don't need no water.
Speaker 5: I don't need no water head, I don't need no
Speaker 5: prey baby, because you know this, this is crave crazy.
Speaker 6: I mean, man, this is so crazy.
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Speaker 5: But since he did not lie and did not offer
Speaker 5: you this, it's too late now. It can't help you.
Speaker 6: Dog.
Speaker 11: Yeah, all right, you can time you with your live
Speaker 11: downloaded today coming up at forty six minutes after the hour.
Speaker 11: It is Sports Talk with Junior right after this. You're
Speaker 11: listening Hard Morning Show and it's time now for Junior
Speaker 11: and Sports Talk.
Speaker 1: What you got, Junior.
Speaker 9: Philadelphia pulled it off one O five to one O
Speaker 9: four over Miami.
Speaker 6: Man, what a game that was.
Speaker 9: Man, Philly was down by twelve in the first half
Speaker 9: and came all the way back. And uh man, you know,
Speaker 9: Jimmy Butler almost had a scare in the first quarter
Speaker 9: where he sprang his knee.
Speaker 10: Say it could be mcl injury.
Speaker 9: So they do have to play on Friday against Chicago,
Speaker 9: so we'll see if he makes that game. You know
Speaker 9: Tyrese Maxi gave nineteen my man joeln b with twenty
Speaker 9: three and fifteen. Uh, it was it was really the
Speaker 9: Nicholas Batum show, Betune show because he had twenty points
Speaker 9: six to ten from three great games. So Philly takes
Speaker 9: it one o five to one oh four. Poor management
Speaker 9: at the end by Miami. Man, you know, you were
Speaker 9: down by four and you just take a shot with
Speaker 9: one second left, hit it by Tyler Hero, But you
Speaker 9: should have been got the shot up at least filed
Speaker 9: see if you can get another possession.
Speaker 6: That's what they should have did.
Speaker 1: But they didn't do that.
Speaker 10: So one oh four Philly, congratulations.
Speaker 9: But the other game, oh my gosh, the other game, well,
Speaker 9: Atlanta Chicago one thirty one to one sixteen.
Speaker 10: But did y'all see Kobe White. This brother finished with
Speaker 10: a career high forty two.
Speaker 6: Points in the game.
Speaker 10: Man, it was just like his It was his game.
Speaker 9: It was all He looked like they couldn't stop him.
Speaker 9: Would you see zero with the ball? Play some defense
Speaker 9: because he's doing whatever he wants to do out there.
Speaker 6: He was killed him out there.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 10: Uh you know, so Trey young Man had five turnovers
Speaker 10: in the first quarter. You know, he's coming off that
Speaker 10: injury with his finger, so he he was didn't look
Speaker 10: that well.
Speaker 9: But he did finish with twenty two points, so uh
Speaker 9: ten assists, pretty good game, but uh Deontay Murray finished
Speaker 9: with thirty so hey, you know that's it and then
Speaker 9: out they got it but they out, so yeah they out.
Speaker 9: So you know, Philly takes the seventh seed. They'll play
Speaker 9: They'll play the Knicks in the first round. Philadelphia and
Speaker 9: New York. So we're gonna see who gonna pull that
Speaker 9: out on who you think you feel for that up?
Speaker 5: Philly and New York?
Speaker 10: Mm hmm oh New York the two New York the
Speaker 10: two seed.
Speaker 5: Yeah I know, but ain't Jason Randall out? Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah he out Phillye huh.
Speaker 6: You're gonna go with you go with Philly tilted heavily.
Speaker 5: They have good sports report, very impressive, very very impressive
Speaker 5: support that I felt like I was talking listening to
Speaker 5: a sportscast.
Speaker 6: I'm just reporting the game.
Speaker 13: I don't know what you thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 6: Did this what happened?
Speaker 21: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Jr?
Speaker 1: Take the win, baby, take you Okay it's a week okay.
Speaker 5: So when I compliment him.
Speaker 12: I know.
Speaker 6: You are. I'll show you what I can do to
Speaker 6: Oh I did, I probably did, all right, thank you.
Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, a man
Speaker 11: on social media needs some advice. Steve. He says he
Speaker 11: may have damaged his neighbor's air conditioner unit. We'll talk
Speaker 11: about it right after this. You're listening morning show, all right,
Speaker 11: so Steve, this is from Rob on Steve Harvey f M.
Speaker 11: He said, this past weekend, when I was weed eating
Speaker 11: the strip of grass between my neighbor's house and mine,
Speaker 11: I accidentally got the weed eater too close to her
Speaker 11: air conditioner and it got caught up in a wire
Speaker 11: between the air conditioner unit.
Speaker 1: And her house.
Speaker 11: I didn't think I cut the wire, but the next
Speaker 11: day I saw an AC repair truck in her driveway.
Speaker 11: Should I say something to her about me possibly being
Speaker 11: the cause of her AC troubles or should I just
Speaker 11: keep my mouth shut?
Speaker 5: The right thing to do, the right thing to do
Speaker 5: is say, hey, look, I think when I was a
Speaker 5: weed no accident to cut your thing. I'm willing to
Speaker 5: pay for that. That would be the right and navely
Speaker 5: thing to do, especially if it's a woman over there.
Speaker 5: And you a man, and you did that, and this
Speaker 5: woman gott to fix her air conditioned dog. You don't
Speaker 5: know what her situation is. You the cause it.
Speaker 6: That's the right est thing to do, now that I
Speaker 6: would do that, Okay, okay, why be honest? Look at
Speaker 6: that never thinks to surprise.
Speaker 5: Well, if it was a man, I'll be standing over
Speaker 5: there with my weedy to drinking coffee talking to repair man.
Speaker 5: So what you think happened?
Speaker 6: How much?
Speaker 13: That's Coles Hill?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Man, why are you over here? Can you check mine?
Speaker 5: Make sure mine cool? But don't but don't put that
Speaker 5: on the bill.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Ginger, It depends if it's a man or
Speaker 1: a woman.
Speaker 6: All right, all right.
Speaker 11: The next one is from Kirk Steve on Steve Harvey FM.
Speaker 11: He says, is it a violation of bro code to
Speaker 11: go out with the fine ex girlfriend of your best friend?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 6: Hey, anytime you ask, is it a violation of bro coke?
Speaker 5: You already know it? Yeah, you already know.
Speaker 1: Okay, so listen to what he says.
Speaker 11: He says, last week she started to hit me up
Speaker 11: over social media, and I have to say I've enjoyed
Speaker 11: catching up with her. She and my friend dated about
Speaker 11: ten years ago, and it's not like it ended badly.
Speaker 11: It just kind of fizzled away. Then she moved out
Speaker 11: of state and recently came back. And it's telling me how.
Speaker 1: Much she thought of me over the years. So do
Speaker 1: I run it by my dog first? Or should I
Speaker 1: just do it feels right and worry about it later.
Speaker 5: Bruh, Listen to listen to what you said. Yeah, do
Speaker 5: I do what feels right and where everybody later? You
Speaker 5: have a negative connected to what you're trying to call
Speaker 5: a positive.
Speaker 6: Do I do what feels right and where everybody late?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 6: Bruh, you already know that you're out of line. I
Speaker 6: tell you what you do.
Speaker 5: Man, Why don't you call up your homie and say, hey, man,
Speaker 5: she didn't hit me up. I know y'all dated ten
Speaker 5: years ago. I really forgot about it. She been hitting
Speaker 5: me up and on social media. I check it with her.
Speaker 6: How you doing?
Speaker 5: I'm trying to figure out turns out man, she want
Speaker 5: to holler at me. Man, how you feel about that?
Speaker 4: Bruh?
Speaker 6: And go on and say that to her to what's
Speaker 6: gonna happen?
Speaker 5: Okay? Because see, why don't you say that to him?
Speaker 5: Because what you write us for because I'm telling you
Speaker 5: right now, you don broke bro code. You already know that.
Speaker 5: I already know that.
Speaker 6: We all want too, right now, Yeah, right, that's first thing.
Speaker 1: So so he's trying to say, it's been ten years,
Speaker 1: so it should be over.
Speaker 5: We don't you over if you feel right and worry
Speaker 5: about it later, he'd already know. And then he knows
Speaker 5: too much particulous. It ain't like they broke up on
Speaker 5: bad terms. It just kind of fizzled away. See, you
Speaker 5: got too much inside information for you to all of
Speaker 5: a sudden, no not have no damn.
Speaker 6: It ain't nobody else for you to All these women
Speaker 6: out here, all these all these women out here. So
Speaker 6: he's breaking bro code.
Speaker 5: Breaking it.
Speaker 6: You ain't got no damn. You can't deemn no damn body.
Speaker 11: So there's no time limit on bro code. There's nothing
Speaker 11: man law.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 6: Man law is man law. Ain't no got your limitations
Speaker 6: on this.
Speaker 3: This is what we do.
Speaker 5: No, you'll get to do that. If you can't sit
Speaker 5: with your knees touching because it was crowded in there,
Speaker 5: that's just the law, all right.
Speaker 13: More.
Speaker 6: Can no man say nowhere with his knees touching you are,
Speaker 6: I'm just yes.
Speaker 11: Well, more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
Speaker 11: at twenty minutes after the hour right after.
Speaker 8: This, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 11: The Kentucky Derby is just a few weeks away on
Speaker 11: May fourth. It's at Churchill Downs in Louisville, Kentucky, and
Speaker 11: they're about twenty horses in the lineup. Here's some of
Speaker 11: their names. Fierceness, Forever Young, Resilience Track, Phantom, Domestic Product,
Speaker 11: Catching Freedom, Endlessly, just to touch Society Man and no
Speaker 11: more Time. The favorites to win are Sierra Leone or Fierceness.
Speaker 11: And this year's purse for.
Speaker 1: The Derby will be five million dollars. Steve, you men
Speaker 1: to the Derby before.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we don't always wanted to do though, always wanted
Speaker 5: to be the dude that called the race, you know,
Speaker 5: and just be all up in there and had them
Speaker 5: names up in there.
Speaker 6: And there a black Magic is taking an early lead.
Speaker 6: We've got black.
Speaker 5: Magic grounding round and we're gonna come out coming up,
Speaker 5: and we got ding along, ding Along is coming up
Speaker 5: and around the corner, and all of a sudden, here
Speaker 5: comes stump funk, skump, funk takes a short an early
Speaker 5: lead around gun.
Speaker 6: They're on the backstretch, all up in you it has
Speaker 6: taken the lead.
Speaker 5: Were all whatever going round here coming it comes all
Speaker 5: up and oh here comes and look at here, look
Speaker 5: at here.
Speaker 6: Here's in the race right here.
Speaker 5: Have heard all of a sudden it's not coming out
Speaker 5: here and here comes flash of sugar honey ice teath.
Speaker 6: They're rolling down c they're.
Speaker 22: Down the stretch, and they're down the stretch. See my
Speaker 22: ass has taken a fight, all them then is coming
Speaker 22: up on there, our hair nose coming down the back strek.
Speaker 22: Were looking at anywhere and look at here. It's stump
Speaker 22: focused splash and sugar honey ice teeth that it.
Speaker 13: Is black moved to.
Speaker 6: Just see my ass taking the lead all.
Speaker 5: Of a sudden, all offendions trying to get up in there.
Speaker 3: Just see my ass.
Speaker 1: Up been thirty three minutes after we'll play around him.
Speaker 1: Would you rather? Right after this you're listening.
Speaker 11: Morning show, it's time now for a round of would
Speaker 11: you rather? Would you rather give up traveling or celebrating holidays?
Speaker 13: Oh face, Oh I like the holidays. Yeah, that's that's
Speaker 13: I give up.
Speaker 5: I'll give up celebrating holidays because I had hunger. I
Speaker 5: just called him so much holiday gift given day? You
Speaker 5: give up traveling now to hear you're gonna feed your family?
Speaker 5: I want, I want the holiday? Well, how and what
Speaker 5: holiday you're gonna have when you can't feed your damn fans?
Speaker 5: I hell, you're gonna give up trapping you guys to
Speaker 5: go to tell these jokes. Yeah, yeah, say you stay home.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what I tell you. Where you stay home?
Speaker 5: Gonna be some sad ass holidays. Well, I know it's
Speaker 5: the Easter. We're not having dinner to day. I know
Speaker 5: it's fourth of July, but Daddy can't forward no barbecue,
Speaker 5: So we gonna get on boy some more rights.
Speaker 13: Yeah holidays.
Speaker 5: Ain't think that went out?
Speaker 20: Didn't?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 11: Would you rather never use the internet again? Or never
Speaker 11: fly on an airplane again?
Speaker 9: I gotta give up in and then you're gonna get
Speaker 9: on the phone like you used to.
Speaker 5: I spent the majority of my life without no internet.
Speaker 5: I don't need no damn the internet. Go down in
Speaker 5: the library, look stuff up like we used to do. Now, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 5: get your ass at.
Speaker 6: List and go.
Speaker 1: Would you rather lose your sense of taste or be
Speaker 1: color blind. Oh, that's a good question for blue cheese.
Speaker 12: I'm just gonna be color blind. I'm just gonna be
Speaker 12: weighing stuff. Don't make no damn sense.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna I want my taste.
Speaker 1: Okay, so color blind? Tell me you like to eat.
Speaker 6: Everything black and white? I'm cool with that. Yeah, I
Speaker 6: just be colorblind. My wife is my wife?
Speaker 5: Is the music crazy? No way?
Speaker 6: All right, here's what I'm with the right outfit on?
Speaker 1: Would you rather do it in the rain or in
Speaker 1: the back seat of a car?
Speaker 13: In the rain?
Speaker 6: Is it lightning though?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you ain't gonna be do it to?
Speaker 6: Listen, don't nobody want you doing didn't know what kind
Speaker 6: of rain be talking about? You know, well, don't nobody
Speaker 6: want you doing it to?
Speaker 5: And why you climbed?
Speaker 6: Tell you what's my name?
Speaker 3: My name?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I go on in the backseaters car? You have
Speaker 6: been outside in the ring?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Doing it?
Speaker 8: A card not a sprinter?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a regular card.
Speaker 5: Ain't no warm rain. I can tell you that right now.
Speaker 1: That's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up?
Speaker 11: At forty nine minutes after the hour, our last break
Speaker 11: of the day, and we'll close out the show with
Speaker 11: one and only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening
Speaker 11: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here we are
Speaker 11: last break of the day.
Speaker 1: I know you have some closing remarks for us.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is something I'm gonna paraphrase this. This is
Speaker 5: something I heard Les Brown say a while back and
Speaker 5: it really really stuck with me and resonated. So I'm paraphrasing.
Speaker 5: This is from Les Brown, one of the great motivational speakers.
Speaker 5: I saw him do something one time and it kind
Speaker 5: of stuck with me. There. It's a story about an
Speaker 5: ancient Chinese bamboo tree. And this ancient tree, the process
Speaker 5: for growing this tree is really incredible. You have to
Speaker 5: plant it in the ground and you have to water
Speaker 5: it and fertilize it every day for five years.
Speaker 6: You cannot miss a day.
Speaker 5: Once you plant this seed in the ground, it's covered
Speaker 5: and you gotta water it and fertilize it every day
Speaker 5: for five years.
Speaker 6: If you miss a day, it dies.
Speaker 5: Five years of watering, nurturing, fertilizing, and in five years
Speaker 5: nothing happens. And if you miss day, it dies. So
Speaker 5: you're working towards something that you visibly cannot see, because
Speaker 5: after you put in all this work and all this
Speaker 5: fertilizing that nobody sees. In the fifth year, the plant,
Speaker 5: the bamboo treat, this ancient bamboo treat, finally breaks through
Speaker 5: the ground. And the incredible thing about this fifth year
Speaker 5: is that in nine weeks, nine weeks after it breaks
Speaker 5: through the ground, it grows to be nine feet tall.
Speaker 5: All of them five years is like the effort you
Speaker 5: put into your life, you put into your dreams, you
Speaker 5: put into your goals. These are the five years that
Speaker 5: nobody sees.
Speaker 6: See.
Speaker 5: All people see is that fifth year of watering, fertilizing,
Speaker 5: hoping something will happen, and working on something that don't
Speaker 5: nobody see after the fifth year, in nine weeks, everybody
Speaker 5: see the nine foot growth, and they gonna look at
Speaker 5: this man. He came out of nowhere. He just man,
Speaker 5: Look he came from nowhere. They don't see the five years.
Speaker 5: You can't tell him about the five years. They ain't
Speaker 5: even gonna get it. All they see is to blow up.
Speaker 5: Oh look at him. Now, he came out of nowhere. Man,
Speaker 5: he lucky he got that break. He in nine weeks.
Speaker 5: Look at that bamboo. Look at what he did in
Speaker 5: nine weeks. Look at Look at this, what happened to
Speaker 5: him this year? Look look at what happened to him
Speaker 5: just over the summer. Look at this dude. Well, they
Speaker 5: didn't see the five years of planting, fertilizing, watering.
Speaker 6: Unable to miss a single day.
Speaker 5: All you had was that blood, what sweating tears, you
Speaker 5: put into something and it didn't even sprout through the ground.
Speaker 5: You didn't even know it. And that's how people look
Speaker 5: at you. Sometimes they just look at the hearing. Now
Speaker 5: they see y'all blowed up. They don't want to give
Speaker 5: you no credit for what you did to get that.
Speaker 5: They don't want to talk to you about the process.
Speaker 5: Matter of fact, they don't even want to hear the process.
Speaker 5: Here come to hate. Ah, he blow up all of
Speaker 5: a sudden. Now he thinks he all this. Have no
Speaker 5: idea what you did, have no idea what you did.
Speaker 5: And if a lot of y'all out there are like
Speaker 5: that bamboo, ancient bamboo Chinese plant, some of y'all just
Speaker 5: been out there man at it for so long, and
Speaker 5: don't nobody see you sweating and tall and fertilizing and
Speaker 5: working and striving and trying to get it right. Don't
Speaker 5: nobody see it, man, But you got to keep on because,
Speaker 5: like I always say, you don't ever know when God
Speaker 5: gonna flip the script. You don't never know when he
Speaker 5: gonna hit the switch ever know when the blow up
Speaker 5: gonna come. But if you've been putting into work, though,
Speaker 5: if you've been faithfully and do diligently doing the things
Speaker 5: you were supposed to do, if you kept pressing when
Speaker 5: everybody else was resting, if you kept putting out when
Speaker 5: when everybody was turning in, if you kept showing up
Speaker 5: when nobody else was there, if you just stay the course,
Speaker 5: if you keep the faith, if you put the work
Speaker 5: in your bamboo tree, coming all it's gonna be all
Speaker 5: of a sudden, God gonna blow you up.
Speaker 6: Man, in ways you never thought You're.
Speaker 5: Gonna be in places and do things and and see
Speaker 5: things that people didn't think was doable or seeable. But
Speaker 5: that's the God we served. If you do what you're
Speaker 5: supposed to do, God gonna always do what he say
Speaker 5: he gonna do. And victory is given to the race.
Speaker 5: You've heard this before. The race isn't get to the swift,
Speaker 5: but to those that endure to the end. You got
Speaker 5: to keep fighting y'all. You got to keep watering and
Speaker 5: nurturing that plan. And I know don't nobody see it
Speaker 5: right now, and I know you don't even see it.
Speaker 5: But if you just do what you do, God will
Speaker 5: do exceedingly and abundantly over all you can think are
Speaker 5: ass And in nine weeks, that bamboo, that ancient bamboo
Speaker 5: tree grows nine feet tall in just nine weeks. So
Speaker 5: now the question is how long did it take for
Speaker 5: the bamboo tree to become the bamboo tree? Is it
Speaker 5: nine weeks? No, it's five years and nine weeks. See,
Speaker 5: it's all that you've been through, It's all that you
Speaker 5: had to endure. It's all the untold stories about you.
Speaker 5: It's all the challenges that you've overcome. Now while lem
Speaker 5: people been dog and you look at him, he ain't
Speaker 5: nothing at him. He always struggling. And every time I
Speaker 5: look a him, he needs something. And then all of
Speaker 5: a sudden, when you blow up. Now they telling my boy,
Speaker 5: he got lucky. Now you didn't. Now you didn't. You
Speaker 5: got some favor showed on you because you did the
Speaker 5: due diligence, You did your duty. State of course, y'all,
Speaker 5: don't ever give up the bamboo tree is coming. Those
Speaker 5: are my clothesing remarks today. Hope you got something from it.
Speaker 5: I want to thank brother Les Brown for teaching me
Speaker 5: that and uh something I never forgot man, But thank
Speaker 5: you brother. Hey, talk to God. He loved to hear
Speaker 5: from you today. Okay.
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