Speaker 1: Hey, it's me Corinn. Don't fast forward this, okay.
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Speaker 1: Welcome the Guys We.
Speaker 3: Fuck, the Anti Slutshamings Podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm Christina Huttons and I'm Karan.
Speaker 3: Fisher and I'm ya boy friends. We're going up to sludy,
Speaker 3: your horning and your shame. Hey you was what? Yes? Okay,
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Speaker 1: Greetings, fuckers, how you doing? Do you know there's gonna
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Speaker 2: You know this is gonna keep this is gonna keep happening. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and don't you even think about fast forwarding, because you
Speaker 2: know what we're gonna snipe you and We're gonna do
Speaker 2: it at a different time next week. Oh shit, But
Speaker 2: on Saturday, May eleventh, Los Angeles, California, nine forty five
Speaker 2: pm at the Region Theater, Christina Hutchinson, Great Fisher. We
Speaker 2: are going to be doing a live podcast recording of
Speaker 2: this podcast when you're listening to right now at.
Speaker 3: The Region Theater.
Speaker 1: The very special guest as part of the Netflix Is
Speaker 1: a Joke Festival Again. This is our one and only chance. Netflix,
Speaker 1: after literally a decade, said we'll finally give these whores
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Speaker 3: Don't make your slutty mothers look bad.
Speaker 1: Please buy a ticket to this show with some sense
Speaker 1: of urgency. Yeah, just like I bought these solar clips
Speaker 1: glasses right, you took me two seconds excited, said we
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Speaker 1: And it's a couple of clicks.
Speaker 3: Don't you know, don't do it go to at guys.
Speaker 1: We thought without that you and fucked in all social
Speaker 1: media that link tree bio or I'm at Christina, I'm
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Speaker 3: I'm at Christina.
Speaker 1: Wow, we're about the same name and we have bunk
Speaker 1: beds all right if you want to email us it's
Speaker 1: sorry about last night's show at gmail dot com. Today's
Speaker 1: subject line, I feel things in my left side stomach
Speaker 1: when I kiss a guy. Hi, Courrt and Christina, a
Speaker 1: great show. Thanks for doing it. I'm forty three, been
Speaker 1: listening for about a year, and I feel right at home.
Speaker 3: Hugs.
Speaker 1: Recently, Christina talked about an actual feeling she gets in
Speaker 1: her stomach when she's with a guy. I've never heard
Speaker 1: anyone talk about this before. About seven years ago, Fly
Speaker 1: songs about it, things about it, songs about it. So
Speaker 1: when I know I like a guy and I know
Speaker 1: we're in it for the long haul, I when we
Speaker 1: haven't slept together, and when I think about it, I
Speaker 1: get a very specific feeling that I only get in
Speaker 1: this instance in my lower abdomen. But it's not by vagina.
Speaker 1: It's like some stomach. I think it's your womb. Maybe
Speaker 1: maybe like I feel it's been aching for a lot
Speaker 1: of guys, like I feel like that's what it is.
Speaker 1: But probably Yeah, I've never heard anyone talk about this before.
Speaker 1: About seven years ago, I think I developed a strange
Speaker 1: ability to feel someone else's energy through kissing them. That's firstly,
Speaker 1: something to go, creepy, guy would say or me. The
Speaker 1: first time this happened, I accidentally fell fell in love
Speaker 1: with a man who was sixty. I was thirty seven
Speaker 1: at the time. He was hot, Peruvian, looked much younger
Speaker 1: than his years. We spent six months riding the ferry
Speaker 1: to work together before he asked me to dinner. I
Speaker 1: thought his friends, Yeah, right, girl, Come on, six year
Speaker 1: old asking you how to dinner is friends? Six year
Speaker 1: old guy to the friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: When he kissed me afterwards, I felt an explosion of
Speaker 1: warmth radiating from the left side of my lower stomach
Speaker 1: area I e my womb spade. Yes, literally, my stomach
Speaker 1: was on fire. It lasted for about thirty minutes. I
Speaker 1: am still super close with him, but I ultimately decided
Speaker 1: I wanted to date someone my own age. The second
Speaker 1: guy this happened with was a hot chef with classic
Speaker 1: American tattoos like Betty Boop, who has money. He had
Speaker 1: told me he once died from a metho over dose
Speaker 1: and came back to life. Oh, we gotta we have
Speaker 1: an opportunity for him. When he kissed me, I felt
Speaker 1: a fucking me. What's the opportunity. I felt a flicking
Speaker 1: sensation in the side of my left side of my stomach.
Speaker 3: It was sort of uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: The second guy was into doing tons of ayahuasca and mushrooms.
Speaker 1: When he kissed me, it felt like a bag opening
Speaker 1: up in my mouth.
Speaker 3: Whoa in my stomach?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: My stomach? Why do I say mouth? The fuck?
Speaker 1: But there was a delay, almost like the bag was
Speaker 1: stuck together as the air blew through. We had already
Speaker 1: had sex when he told me he was non monogamous
Speaker 1: and dating someone with my same name. How did I
Speaker 1: find out he accidentally responded to me instead of this
Speaker 1: other girl he was dating.
Speaker 3: Ew.
Speaker 1: The third guy was a short, blonde surfer artist type
Speaker 1: with candida issues.
Speaker 3: Was that stomach yeah, is like a stomach ba It's
Speaker 3: like it's a bacteria.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like it was to make
Speaker 1: your breath smell back?
Speaker 3: Oh gross.
Speaker 1: His kiss felt a stringent eh, kind of like touching
Speaker 1: something and needing to pull your hand back quickly. The
Speaker 1: fourth guy told me he had gone on nine hundred
Speaker 1: first dates. That's weird, that's weird. His kiss felt like
Speaker 1: a cellophane bag opening. There was a sharp quality, unlike
Speaker 1: the others. This guy was just an Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: after this, this is kind of smattering it. Man, it
Speaker 1: feels like your stomach's trying to tell you you have
Speaker 1: terrible taste in God. I think that's awesome. I agree
Speaker 1: with that assessment.
Speaker 3: Really bad on paper.
Speaker 1: Then I took a break from the apps for several years.
Speaker 1: I recently started dating again, and sure enough, it happened again.
Speaker 1: The fifth guy felt similar to the mushroom man, a
Speaker 1: bag opening up and someone's and with some sticking and delay,
Speaker 1: he ended up ghosting me after his ex girlfriend broke
Speaker 1: into his house. Huh Okay, probably for the best this is.
Speaker 3: I would say.
Speaker 2: So it is like seemingly trying to tell us that
Speaker 2: you have some kind of superpower intuition. In reality, I
Speaker 2: think it's just your body setting off alarms, being like.
Speaker 3: Danger, right.
Speaker 1: The body keeps the score, and trauma lives more so
Speaker 1: in your body than it does in your brain, and
Speaker 1: a lot of times we'll react to like a body
Speaker 1: sensation and kind of confuse that. So it feels like, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe you need to take another break from dating. I
Speaker 1: keep telling myself I am tripping, but I experience I
Speaker 1: am experiencing this without fail. Do you think I am
Speaker 1: actually channeling their energy or is it my energy? Well,
Speaker 1: it's definitely your energy because it's a sensation that's originating
Speaker 1: in your body. They could activate it, but it's coming
Speaker 1: from you. Maybe I have a superpower or maybe just
Speaker 1: a very strong imagination. What's the superpower picking the worst
Speaker 1: guys on earth?
Speaker 3: Yes, not a superpower. All that's like the lamest women
Speaker 3: have that. I know.
Speaker 1: We're all super Womenoo, watch me work, Watch me walk
Speaker 1: into the seven to eleven and pick up the first
Speaker 1: guy buying.
Speaker 3: A hot dog?
Speaker 1: Has anyone else experienced something like this? It would be
Speaker 1: cool if I could develop this ability further anything.
Speaker 3: What are we developing? What do we develop?
Speaker 1: So that is an interesting sensation, But I do agree
Speaker 1: with Courn. It feels like it's your body saying, well,
Speaker 1: if you're not gonna think the word now, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you a weird bag feeling in your stomach that'll
Speaker 1: tell you no for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a.
Speaker 1: Very good intuition, but I this I don't need. I
Speaker 1: didn't need intuition to read the words on the computer
Speaker 1: screen that's saying he died from a meth overdose. Sixty
Speaker 1: year old Peruvian man I met on a ferry like
Speaker 1: these are not. You don't need a superpower. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't need to pull a tarot card. You don't need
Speaker 1: a whole differ so, you don't need a rock. You
Speaker 1: don't need to go to a psychic.
Speaker 3: You don't even need a PHONEO.
Speaker 1: Friends, Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: The common denominator here, it's you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I would definitely journal about this and kind
Speaker 1: of keep tabs on it.
Speaker 3: I was to stop. I was just right fucking love
Speaker 3: your stomach. I've been trying to scream this at you
Speaker 3: for ten years now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I would keep track of it just
Speaker 1: because it's interesting. But yeah, I mean I feel like
Speaker 1: when I talked about that on the podcast, I'm like,
Speaker 1: surely somebody else has to be experiencing this. It's just
Speaker 1: not it's not exactly the same as yours. But because
Speaker 1: for me, I just know that I could potentially be
Speaker 1: attracted to this guy enough to want to date.
Speaker 3: Him long term.
Speaker 1: When I get that feeling, that's all that is, and
Speaker 1: it's for me, it's the same exact feeling every time,
Speaker 1: regardless of the guy. So yeah, and also, yours writer
Speaker 1: seems to be just happening Willy nilly, It's happened in five, six,
Speaker 1: seven times, before you kiss him, after you kiss a
Speaker 1: guy on a lawn chair outside of the bodega, Like,
Speaker 1: what are we talking about here?
Speaker 3: Oh God? I really urged you the.
Speaker 1: Best therapy if you if you're not going to go
Speaker 1: to a real therapist, I urge you to write a
Speaker 1: letter to us and then read it back to yourself
Speaker 1: in a quiet space.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because and respond to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, if you were it's not you that wrote it,
Speaker 1: and then think in your head, how if I was
Speaker 1: listening to the guys We podcast and I heard them
Speaker 1: read this letter that's not for me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what I would I say? What would I think?
Speaker 1: And then what will create in Christina say, you've been
Speaker 1: listening to us for over a year.
Speaker 3: I feel like you might have a good clue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, because we live in a culture where
Speaker 1: we love evisceraating everyone else's choices and calling everyone else
Speaker 1: stupid and dumb and stuff. And then you know, and
Speaker 1: I do this to myself too.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll like, oh, write something down or like you know,
Speaker 2: say a thought, and I go, what.
Speaker 1: Would podcast Karen say about that podcast Karen would laugh
Speaker 1: in your face real Karen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, so click down the phone, maybe get
Speaker 3: a cat scan.
Speaker 1: Ooh, Eric with the Eric the unique idea healthcare?
Speaker 3: Someone else over there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we're just breathing in asbestos from a construction
Speaker 1: site that hasn't gotten knocked down yet. Oh my goodness, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm going on the road one time March twenty second
Speaker 1: and twenty third. I'm headlining the Blue Room Comedy Club
Speaker 1: in Springfield, Missouri. Get your tickets Christina Hutchinson dot com
Speaker 1: or the link and all my social media bios. Also
Speaker 1: lady who wrote us. Maybe you'd be interested in this.
Speaker 1: I hope group. I host group share pe over zoom
Speaker 1: once a week for my Patreon where you could become
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Speaker 3: Is very fun.
Speaker 1: The audio gets uploaded to the page for everybody who's
Speaker 1: a member to listen to.
Speaker 3: I'm Superhero is welcome.
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, we'll discuss all of our superpowers, just a
Speaker 1: bunch of miss fifth fuck ups.
Speaker 3: It's great.
Speaker 1: And then I have a solo podcast, The Voices in
Speaker 1: Our Heads, where I'm doing a deep dive into a
Speaker 1: book where by this author who healed himself from chessdown
Speaker 1: paralysis and it's a really fascinating read. I'm continuing the
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Speaker 1: a month level you can sign up to and you
Speaker 1: just hear all this stuff we're doing.
Speaker 3: You don't have to have to participate in it.
Speaker 1: It's patreon dot com slash Christina Hutchinson. Sign up today,
Speaker 1: all right, and then you guys know it go that
Speaker 1: was with my Tiger Impression or we're going on the
Speaker 1: Eye of the Tiger Tour twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: It's me.
Speaker 2: It's a fourteen city tour and it's featuring Chloe Labranch.
Speaker 2: These are the places that I'm going and when I'm
Speaker 2: going there. Tampa April seventeenth, Miami April eighteenth, Atlanta April
Speaker 2: nineteenth and twentieth, Columbus, Ohio, April twenty fifth, Raleigh, North Carolina,
Speaker 2: April thirtieth, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, May first, Boston, Massachusetts, May second, Portland, Oregon,
Speaker 2: May fourteenth, San Francisco May fifteenth, Sacramento May sixteenth, Seattle, Washington,
Speaker 2: May seventeenth, Houston, Texas June twenty seventh, Austin, Texas June
Speaker 2: twenty eighth, and twenty ninth and Salt Lake City, Utah
Speaker 2: September twenty sixth. All the tickets are available at Corinnefisher
Speaker 2: dot com or you can click that link tree link
Speaker 2: in my bio at Philanthropy Gal And of course every Wednesday,
Speaker 2: please check out Without a Country podcast as we are
Speaker 2: pretty you know it's basically a Trump Biden presidential race
Speaker 2: for twenty twenty four, So get your learn on.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: We talked to this week on this week's episode about
Speaker 1: the State of the Union, about the Republican response to
Speaker 1: the State of the Union. We talked about TikTok, We
Speaker 1: talked about.
Speaker 2: The Miami c Quarium in our QTS corner. There is
Speaker 2: a lot going on, and you should.
Speaker 1: You know, it's good to have some kind of a
Speaker 1: grasp on what's going on in your country. All right,
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Speaker 1: to podcasts. Yeah, New York City does the primary voting
Speaker 1: in April, so make sure you're registered.
Speaker 3: Kids.
Speaker 1: I just had to change my address. Yeah registration. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta get it early. I'm gonna get a mail
Speaker 1: in ballot. I don't want to go to the I
Speaker 1: don't want to go.
Speaker 2: Oh, I like, I like going, but mine's really close.
Speaker 2: I mean usually where they put me have me voters
Speaker 2: really close. I kind of like like the experience. But
Speaker 2: I don't vote in the part primaries because I refuse
Speaker 2: to register as a Democrat or republic Oh, I register
Speaker 2: as a no party. But you can, but then you
Speaker 2: can't you can't vote in you can't you can't do
Speaker 2: the Democratic or Republican primary, Like only Democrats can vote
Speaker 2: in the Democratic primary and only Republicans can vote.
Speaker 1: Because otherwise, well, because otherwise you'd be able to. I mean,
Speaker 1: a funny trick, A funny trick. I actually just should
Speaker 1: vote a registered Republican and then vote for Nicki Haley.
Speaker 1: But you know that's what you want to do. You
Speaker 1: want to vote for the person who's not you know,
Speaker 1: just give me. You want to fuck it up a
Speaker 1: little bit, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just can't very well
Speaker 1: have that on record, especially being a public person, because
Speaker 1: sometimes they like find that shit out and then it
Speaker 1: would look very bad.
Speaker 3: You know, guys, it was a joke.
Speaker 1: I was trying to fuck up the party, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was trying to.
Speaker 3: Meddle all right.
Speaker 2: Well this week, wow, wow, wow, a lot of stuff
Speaker 2: been happening, so this week this I don't want to
Speaker 2: say this is the first time this has happened, because
Speaker 2: I think it's definitely happened before, but it's the first
Speaker 2: time that it happened blatantly enough that I had to
Speaker 2: do something about it.
Speaker 1: So I was just you know, take a lot of ubers,
Speaker 1: take a lot of.
Speaker 3: Lifts, uh.
Speaker 2: And I was just sitting in the back of my Uber,
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden there was a specific motion
Speaker 2: and sound coming from the front seat fart, and I, oh,
Speaker 2: I wish it was a fart, Honey, I wish it
Speaker 2: was a fart. There's been the thousands of farts, you know.
Speaker 2: I mean, I leave a comment about it. Sometimes I'll
Speaker 2: knock a star off and I'll say, this guy farted
Speaker 2: because I don't need that.
Speaker 1: It's rue your window stick just say excuse me. No,
Speaker 1: they've roll their window down, but just literally say excuse me,
Speaker 1: like it's just they audibly fart. It is so just respectful. No,
Speaker 1: they they nos the lease hard. I forgot the word.
Speaker 1: There's a word for that, but I forgot it. When
Speaker 1: you know this sense is you couldn't miss it. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: And I am I'm sitting in the back seat, and
Speaker 1: I go, is this guy fucking.
Speaker 3: Jerking off in the front seat? Carribe, this is like
Speaker 3: a fifteen minute ride.
Speaker 2: It was to a comedy club that's very close to
Speaker 2: my apartment, but a fifteen minute ride.
Speaker 1: I go, is this guy fuck? And it's not the
Speaker 1: first time? And this is okay? So first number one
Speaker 1: miss wreaking mistake. The guy was wearing a windbreaker.
Speaker 4: What is louder to master and to have your arm
Speaker 4: jiggle in then a fucking wings breaker, the loudest piece
Speaker 4: of clothing, like, unless you're gonna wear like pleather or
Speaker 4: patent leather.
Speaker 3: It is so loud.
Speaker 1: So this guy, this guy is fucking I'm going and
Speaker 1: I'm just looking.
Speaker 2: I'm just hearing it. I mean, listen, I'm I'm a
Speaker 2: thirty eight year old whore.
Speaker 1: I know what master being saynds like, which is what
Speaker 1: I said to Uber Support on the phone call later.
Speaker 1: I said, Matt, I could not ever forget the sounds
Speaker 1: of a man masturbating as a woman in the world.
Speaker 1: I said, Matt, I'm not going to dick you around.
Speaker 1: I'm a huge hore and I know what masturbating sounds like.
Speaker 1: He goes, I hear your sister, we all do.
Speaker 3: He was like, we're all adults here. I go, yes,
Speaker 3: we are, Matt, yeah no.
Speaker 1: And so I'm just so first of all, I'm gonna sit.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm looking, you know, I'm putting. I'm putting
Speaker 1: my camera to even zoom, and I go, should I
Speaker 1: start recording? This?
Speaker 3: Is he gonna like that?
Speaker 1: More?
Speaker 3: What am I doing?
Speaker 1: Right? He's also not moving his right hand right. So
Speaker 1: like I'm, I'm in the stand. I'm in the back
Speaker 1: seat behind the passenger seat.
Speaker 3: You can see it, and I always sit there. I
Speaker 3: always sit behind the driver. No see.
Speaker 2: I always sit there because I want to keep an
Speaker 2: eye on these fucking people. And I also it's kind
Speaker 2: of just weird to sit directly behind the driver, like
Speaker 2: we're all on a bus like in a row. That
Speaker 2: just feels weird. So I always sit in that seat
Speaker 2: and I'm keeping an eye on it. And I also
Speaker 2: most times it's like for safety, I want to make
Speaker 2: sure they're actually paying attention because half the time they're watching, like.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the game, they'll watch a TV show on their iPads.
Speaker 1: There was a TV show while driving every time. The
Speaker 1: best is when they're stopped at a red light. It
Speaker 1: turns green, and they're just too busy watching their fucking program.
Speaker 3: Actually crazy, you know.
Speaker 1: And I put up a lot ago or whatever, I know,
Speaker 1: like call your call your family, whatever you want to do.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 1: A lot of times they whatever, do whatever you want.
Speaker 3: Look at the road.
Speaker 1: Okay, you couldn't make a phone call, but look at
Speaker 1: the fucking road.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm just fucking look. I'm looking, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Looking, and he's also and so I can see his
Speaker 2: right arm, which is the arm he's using to jerk off.
Speaker 2: Bad choice again, two rookie mistakes at this point, and
Speaker 2: idiot he's and so I can see this shoulder and
Speaker 2: he's like he's like his right arm is like sitting
Speaker 2: his lap and like no matter what happens, like it's
Speaker 2: not moving. But he's only doing the jerking off when
Speaker 2: we stop. I guess good driving safety five stars. So
Speaker 2: only jerked off at lights, safe, safe, masturbader and then yeah,
Speaker 2: and and but then even when he stops the jerking off,
Speaker 2: he's like like laying his right hand in his lap,
Speaker 2: like whatever he does, he's not moving.
Speaker 1: It's almost like his right arm is poweralyzed.
Speaker 3: But it's not because it's been jerking. His thick off
Speaker 3: was his dick out? Well, I see, Okay.
Speaker 2: So I was about to kind of leap Harriet the
Speaker 2: Spy's style into the front seat with my camera. But
Speaker 2: you know what stopped me, Christina, It wasn't I wasn't
Speaker 2: scared of the altercation.
Speaker 1: I would fight this guy. I would basically, I was.
Speaker 2: This is a real thought that went through my head.
Speaker 2: I go, if this guy gets his cum hand on.
Speaker 3: Me, I will die. I will die. I can't have.
Speaker 1: Come someone else's com hand on me.
Speaker 3: I can't. That's fair. I was like, I was like,
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 2: I have no problem getting a screening match. I have
Speaker 2: no problem with this guy physically assaulting me. But if
Speaker 2: his cum hand gets on me, I won't be able
Speaker 2: to recover.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and more importantly, wouldn't be able to do my
Speaker 1: spots that night. I was on and I was on
Speaker 1: my way to a spot, and I really was committed
Speaker 1: to trying some new jokes. Guys, you don't understand what
Speaker 1: the comedians go through before they get on stage. So
Speaker 1: I so, and then and then another one. This guy
Speaker 1: it's like got like I'm he obviously kind of saw
Speaker 1: that I was onto him, So it's like, dude, just
Speaker 1: stop jerking off.
Speaker 3: But I kink.
Speaker 2: Part of his kink is obviously like the voyeurism of it.
Speaker 2: So then instead of just stopping jerking off for a
Speaker 2: second and you know, praying on some girl who just
Speaker 2: moved here from Iowa, not a jaded New Yorker like myself,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: This sounds he he he he kind of glances back
Speaker 3: and then turns the radio up. I go, third rookie mistake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can still hear the I mean, I wish
Speaker 1: I had a windbreaker on to test this, but yeah,
Speaker 1: like the like and also like it's so rhythmic, you know,
Speaker 1: I go, I didn't take ten years of violin lessons
Speaker 1: to not know the rhythm of masturbation.
Speaker 3: Not really related, but what Diane wanted for, you know,
Speaker 3: this is like it was like, it's so.
Speaker 1: It's so specific because anyone who's ever jerked a guy
Speaker 1: off goes, you know, you got get the rhythm. Rhythm
Speaker 1: is gonna get you, Rhythm's gonna make you cough. And
Speaker 1: so I go, I was so aggravated. I just you know,
Speaker 1: I do my spot and then I go, you didn't
Speaker 1: say anything. I didn't say anything to him because again,
Speaker 1: I didn't want him to reach back and grab. I
Speaker 1: just I really was scared of the command. It was
Speaker 1: like the claw, but for an adult. It was the commands. Yeah,
Speaker 1: com hand no, but from the back seat. I just
Speaker 1: I reported him from the back seat.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: And then so while I'm on stage, as soon as
Speaker 2: I get off, I have a call from Uber support. Okay,
Speaker 2: good job, and it's Matt from Uber Support. He sounds
Speaker 2: like the scaredest youngest white man I've ever heard in
Speaker 2: my life. No, and he goes, grin, I saw your
Speaker 2: report and this is obviously something we take very seriously,
Speaker 2: Like he was going out of his way to say everything.
Speaker 2: But like, yo, I heard your driver was drinking off
Speaker 2: and we need to talk about this. Like he it's
Speaker 2: so funny, like he wouldn't say any of the pertinent words,
Speaker 2: but it made me laugh. And then I was like,
Speaker 2: I can't wait to meet make Matt feel uncomfortable on
Speaker 2: this call, you know. Oh, I was actually, so, you're
Speaker 2: about to be sexual assaulted, Matt. No, I was very
Speaker 2: nice to him, but yeah, so I call him back.
Speaker 3: First of all, Uber, He goes, don't worry.
Speaker 1: As soon as you reported this guy, uh, we froze
Speaker 1: his attacks account. I go, oh, great, so he's that
Speaker 1: was exactly my fear. He's gonna know literally who did it.
Speaker 1: This guy who just picks me up at his house,
Speaker 1: at my house and then off the whole way, his
Speaker 1: account is immediately frozen. That's so stupid. I said that
Speaker 1: there should be a time delay. There should be a
Speaker 1: time Yeah, no, don't worry. People submit sexual assault reports
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: I go, I'm gonna write that down good.
Speaker 3: Anybody could be a driver.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes, sometimes they do it late, sometimes they
Speaker 1: do it months later, years later. He goes, there's no time.
Speaker 1: We don't we don't do a lit time limit. I go, Matt,
Speaker 1: that's not my point. I go, this guy was already
Speaker 1: kind of like onto me. I was like, he literally
Speaker 1: just picking me up at my apartment where I live,
Speaker 1: and then he dropped me off to the comedy club
Speaker 1: that I work out all the time. He's gonna know
Speaker 1: who narked his masturbation. It was me corn Fishing now
Speaker 1: and then Karen Fisher is the reason why he can't
Speaker 1: get off exactly.
Speaker 3: Corn Fisher is the reason he can't feed his family
Speaker 3: with come hand.
Speaker 1: When is when a guy can't drain his balls, he
Speaker 1: wants he does stuff? Come in hell, hath no fury
Speaker 1: like a man reported for sexual.
Speaker 2: Arrests, Help assist or out. I was trying to help
Speaker 2: the other people out. And so then yeah, and then
Speaker 2: so we go through it with Matt, and I kind
Speaker 2: of said, but I just said to you, I said,
Speaker 2: I said, Matt, I literally said, I'm a thirty eight
Speaker 2: year old single woman.
Speaker 1: I said, I've been around Matt.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't let him know that I was the co
Speaker 1: host the Guys We Fucked podcast, But there was a
Speaker 1: wink wink in there, I said.
Speaker 2: I said, I know what masturbation sounds like. I know
Speaker 2: what the sound of someone jerking off sounds like. This
Speaker 2: was very clear, I said. I said, the sound of
Speaker 2: his clothing, the rhythm, the fact that he wasn't moving
Speaker 2: his right hand, and the fact that he turned the
Speaker 2: radio up and kept looking kind of behind by behind
Speaker 2: him all and also like this is something like there's
Speaker 2: a couple other drivers, you know, over the past about
Speaker 2: ten years or whatever that I've been using uber that
Speaker 2: I thought we're doing this. Not no one was as
Speaker 2: negligent with their masturbations as this guy.
Speaker 3: Men don't know how to hide anything. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then and then I kind of ran it by
Speaker 2: female comics at the other spots. I did that the
Speaker 2: night and they go, oh, yeah, this has definitely happened
Speaker 2: to me too.
Speaker 3: So this is like a thing.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know to look for that because I'm
Speaker 1: always in my own world to look.
Speaker 3: You can hear it looking at the architect.
Speaker 1: Sure, so I'm gonna fucking look now. No, And I said, Matt,
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of a kink circle uber
Speaker 1: is running, but you got to clean it up over there, right, And.
Speaker 3: So he took everything very seriously.
Speaker 2: Whatever I did give them the notes on please get
Speaker 2: having a time delay.
Speaker 1: And give you a refund for the ride I had.
Speaker 1: That's because it's so funny to do that, because because
Speaker 1: that's the first thing I checked. And then I wrote
Speaker 1: a follow up a note and I said, you're gonna
Speaker 1: refund me for this ride? Right?
Speaker 3: Come on? I go, I can't.
Speaker 1: I mean it was a ride for the driver exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: And and then at the end of the call, Matt
Speaker 1: thanked me and he goes and then he goes into sheild,
Speaker 1: he goes just so you know, Uber has partnered with
Speaker 1: Rain if you need any assistance. Fuck, which to me
Speaker 1: is saying fuck ship Like this is happening so often
Speaker 1: in Uber's and we knew it was because of Lift's
Speaker 1: program where they tried to make it where they where.
Speaker 3: They were like, oh, women rides for women. I go, great,
Speaker 3: so I can be late. Now I can be late.
Speaker 1: She could scratch the rims on the curb and then
Speaker 1: get an a car accident.
Speaker 2: And the reason it's a oh yeah, we have to
Speaker 2: wait longer for a woman to pick us up, just
Speaker 2: because there's less woman drivers. And also they're gonna you know,
Speaker 2: they're gonna be at that merge a little bit longer.
Speaker 1: Chrin sent me a Happy International Women's saying it was
Speaker 1: a photo of a rim that got royally fucked up
Speaker 1: by a curb. After we got back from LA and
Speaker 1: I owed twelve one hundred dollars to the man I
Speaker 1: rented my Jaguar from.
Speaker 3: So she's not wrong. I mean it was perfect.
Speaker 1: You had just told me that story, and I said,
Speaker 1: this is the perfect for twelve.
Speaker 3: Hours because it's so true. It was so funny.
Speaker 2: What do you deal guys, but yeah, so, I mean
Speaker 2: so it's like so still like like Lift likes to
Speaker 2: act like they're fucking helping women when in reality there
Speaker 2: you know, it's one more adjustment that we as women
Speaker 2: have to make because men are fucking, foul, disgusting creatures.
Speaker 2: Not all of you, most of you who can't keep
Speaker 2: their you can't keep your dick in your pants, go
Speaker 2: to my bathroom?
Speaker 3: Why you drive me to fucking Williamsburg. Look you got
Speaker 3: I'm find of thrill somewhere else, do yeah?
Speaker 1: And uh yeah and so and then so the partnership
Speaker 1: with Rain, I just go, oh, this is happ a lot.
Speaker 3: And then it almost made me think differently of Rain.
Speaker 1: I go, Rain, like, I appreciate that you're offering support
Speaker 1: for people who are sexually assaulted and rides, but like,
Speaker 1: how about we present it before having stead something across promotion.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should say, hey, if Uber needs to take
Speaker 1: us on, maybe they should be having a better vetting
Speaker 1: system for their conglomerates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well they're also too.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like when a cop does something shitty,
Speaker 1: it just move to another district and runs a cop there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure if you're Uber, probably most people are Uber
Speaker 1: and lyft drivers. But I'm like, if you fuck, if you,
Speaker 1: if you sexually assault somebody and lift and your account
Speaker 1: gets blocked, then you could just do it an uber.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If this, if this is happening so frequently that you
Speaker 2: have to do a cross promotion with a sexual assault,
Speaker 2: you know, sympathy.
Speaker 1: That's not what they call themselves. That's not Rain, That's
Speaker 1: not what Rain calls himself. It's not a sexual assault
Speaker 1: sympathy company. No, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Rain. I'm curious if we just anger.
Speaker 1: I bet you if we did a call to action
Speaker 1: for any listeners who have had an uncomfortable sexual situation
Speaker 1: in a lift or an Uber driver, just send us in,
Speaker 1: send us in, We'll read the subject lines and then
Speaker 1: we'll tag them in the video. I just kept telling Matt,
Speaker 1: I said, Matt, I just couldn't. I just was so
Speaker 1: scared that come was going to get on. He probably
Speaker 1: it was a real fair I just thought of someone
Speaker 1: else's come and like, I know it's been in food
Speaker 1: or like a drink, or like I know it's happened,
Speaker 1: but I just can't.
Speaker 3: He so, Yeah, ignorance sometimes it is bliss. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: know yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oikes, I now let it look out for that.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, I'd be so annoyed.
Speaker 3: I would have ended.
Speaker 1: Well, then you know you're true at New York or
Speaker 1: when someone masturbating in the front seat that you've never
Speaker 1: met before. It's just an annoyance, yes, and you gotta
Speaker 1: get to where you gotta go. Yeah, like, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: we'll report it later. Yeah, I'm glad as dick wasn't out.
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, I'm sure it was out, but it
Speaker 1: was an SUV.
Speaker 3: So I just couldn't see it. Yeah, damn.
Speaker 1: And again I really, guys, I can't. I really wanted
Speaker 1: to leap. I really wanted to fuck it. I wanted
Speaker 1: to do one of those moves where you take your
Speaker 1: coat and you strangle them from the back seat. But
Speaker 1: then I think I probably would have gotten more. I
Speaker 1: would have, but then you photograph him with.
Speaker 3: His dick out. Yeah, got you, bitch, got you, bitch?
Speaker 3: I would I just my fear of the calm was
Speaker 3: too strong. Yeah I was.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I would have sprayed him with mace, but
Speaker 1: then he would have crashed.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: You gotta be careful when someone literally has the wheel
Speaker 1: and especially me when you've forgotten yourself how to drive,
Speaker 1: because imagine I knock him out and then I go,
Speaker 1: is that the big pedal or the little pedal?
Speaker 3: I just wanted my pushing? Oh wow, Well, I'm glad
Speaker 3: you lived to tell the tale.
Speaker 1: Happy Women's History, Happy Women's History Month.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ. If you've had an.
Speaker 1: Experience, if you're if you're a man, woman, or anything
Speaker 1: in between, you've had an experience of sexual assault or
Speaker 1: her sexual arrassment within an Uber or lyft, let us know.
Speaker 1: I'm sure we'll get a bunch of emails and we'll
Speaker 1: read them at the same time, and we'll really realize
Speaker 1: how big the problem is. This is a free promotion
Speaker 1: for Uber and Lyft. I'm an Uber Diamond member. You
Speaker 1: know they were asking for it almost It's like, uh,
Speaker 1: yeah no. And it's also uh specifically, make sure to
Speaker 1: tell me in the subject line and if anyone got
Speaker 1: come on you and you didn't want that, come there.
Speaker 1: If you wanted to come there, that's not as interesting
Speaker 1: of a story. If you didn't want to come there
Speaker 1: for me, If you didn't want to come there, let
Speaker 1: me know that's the worst.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come when you don't want it.
Speaker 1: No, it's the worst thing ever come when you do
Speaker 1: want it, worst liquid to have on you when you
Speaker 1: don't want it. There I would I would rather have
Speaker 1: someone else's blood on me than someone else has come
Speaker 1: me too, because it's got the man's demons in it.
Speaker 3: Those are your demons, sir.
Speaker 1: Keeping demons inside you exercise them into your toilet. Okay,
Speaker 1: but you know who's not a not awful it's our guest.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good transition. That was so smooth. She's a
Speaker 3: stand up comedian.
Speaker 1: She's been featured on The Late Late Show, The Tonight Show,
Speaker 1: and Comedy Central.
Speaker 3: We're so excited to have her here.
Speaker 1: Bladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Sophie Buttle.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, we are here with stand up comedians.
Speaker 1: Sophie Buttle, straight from Canada. You're newly, You're newly in America.
Speaker 3: That's stray. I love America. America number one. We did
Speaker 3: not pay her to say that someone forced you to
Speaker 3: sponsor it. Sponsored by America does feel like someone's holding
Speaker 3: a gun to your head. I mean, I'm just Coca Cola.
Speaker 3: I'm in New York City. You can't get more America
Speaker 3: than this. I'm armed, I'm not. Yeah, do you can you?
Speaker 1: Is there like a difference that you felt right away
Speaker 1: that was palpable in terms of the vibe of America
Speaker 1: versus Canada.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like a general danger all the time.
Speaker 3: And it's obviously women can relate, Like everywhere we go,
Speaker 3: we're like vaguely in danger of course because of our value.
Speaker 3: You didn't feel like that in Canada. No, No, And
Speaker 3: like obviously there's like there's still the same kind of
Speaker 3: physical like a man could attack you at any time.
Speaker 3: But I feel like here it's like you could die
Speaker 3: right in Canada. I never feel like I'm going to die.
Speaker 2: Nothing ever, Like did you have any you didn't have
Speaker 2: any friends ever who passed.
Speaker 3: Away in Canada. I'm only by suicide. Not to immediately
Speaker 3: be like yeah, it's like that's kind of the only
Speaker 3: way to die in Canada is if you kill yourself.
Speaker 3: Isn't that so kind of inspirational?
Speaker 1: That's like should be the tourist slogan for can for
Speaker 1: visiting Canada. We love autonomy Canada.
Speaker 3: You're your choice. And then now we have like legalized
Speaker 3: assisted death to you, That's what I'm saying. Sorry, the
Speaker 3: pods you see like Love is Blind. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 3: know if they made it to Canada. No, but I've
Speaker 3: seen those on fut Trauma. I didn't realize that that
Speaker 3: was real life. I think I think it's Sweden. Okay,
Speaker 3: the thing is we might have them. I didn't open
Speaker 3: the article. I just read the headline. But Canada now
Speaker 3: does assisted death?
Speaker 1: You really are American if you're just reading the headline,
Speaker 1: I'm giving a giving did do you?
Speaker 3: Did you read? Do you recalled reading? Like what the call?
Speaker 1: Like what you're allowed to want to die for?
Speaker 3: Just like if you're bummed, like if you're having a day. No,
Speaker 3: I'm not. I guess in Canada that would fly, but
Speaker 3: in America no, it's like I no, Okay, So I
Speaker 3: had such a bummed out this morning, and that's why
Speaker 3: I also was feeling like a sort of car sick.
Speaker 3: I took a uber and the five minutes I was
Speaker 3: late was because the morning I gave myself five minutes
Speaker 3: to have a little cry because I was having a
Speaker 3: difficult morning. And then that always ends up. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I have five minutes to cry. I could never got
Speaker 3: five if not to cry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I cry often, and five is I don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever cried just fives.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you do this too, but like
Speaker 3: the best thing I've had for ADHD is like, if
Speaker 3: you have something that you really don't want to do,
Speaker 3: or you need a little cry or something, all set
Speaker 3: a timer because then I know that at a certain
Speaker 3: time will either be done or I take a break.
Speaker 3: And so I set it out a timer today for
Speaker 3: five minutes, and I was like, you can get as
Speaker 3: much as you can out in five minutes and then
Speaker 3: put on some makeup and get in the car. So
Speaker 3: I had like coffee and crying for breakfast. And so, now,
Speaker 3: what were you crying about? Specifically, because I'm so frustrated
Speaker 3: with myself because I was I basically forgot to book
Speaker 3: a flight that I'm supposed to be on tomorrow, and
Speaker 3: I was so sure that I had booked it, so
Speaker 3: much so that I came back to New York because
Speaker 3: I was like, well, I have to catch this flight
Speaker 3: out of New York. Oh, so I just several levels
Speaker 3: of stupidity that maaid, it's so frustrated, and it's like
Speaker 3: ended up being Okay, I found a flight. It's like
Speaker 3: a little bit more expensive and it wasn't that bad,
Speaker 3: but it was like I could have been my life
Speaker 3: so much easier. Like it's just one of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, getting frustrated yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah totally.
Speaker 2: And now, so the timer thing, is that something that
Speaker 2: you invented yourself or did you read or a therapist
Speaker 2: told you about this?
Speaker 3: No, I saw, I mean I saw, I got a
Speaker 3: targeted ads I knew like it truly, like I mean,
Speaker 3: targeted ads have helped me with so many things. Side,
Speaker 3: so it's started. I didn't buy this product, but it's
Speaker 3: like you don't need to own the product for it
Speaker 3: to be helpful. So it's like a little cube and
Speaker 3: there's different amounts of time on each side. I thought
Speaker 3: there's a five minute one and a half hour one,
Speaker 3: an hour one, and they're like, okay, you have it
Speaker 3: on your desk and then you just put whatever amount
Speaker 3: of time you think it's going to be and you
Speaker 3: hit it and then you do your task. And then
Speaker 3: it's like helpful because you know that there's an amount
Speaker 3: of time that it could be finished yet right right right,
Speaker 3: And so I was like I can just do that
Speaker 3: on my phone, and so like it happens, especially if
Speaker 3: I have to book a lot of flights. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I said a time wer for like ten minutes, because
Speaker 3: it doesn't take that much time to book flights and
Speaker 3: you need the fing.
Speaker 1: You need to find you're asked to do it, the
Speaker 1: task that you don't want to do or that you're
Speaker 1: not excited to do. That is my fucking nightmare. And
Speaker 1: it's every day. It's what if you're what if you're like?
Speaker 3: Because for me, it's truly like administrative, like booking a
Speaker 3: lot of that.
Speaker 1: Anything that like like anything that's potentially frustrating or I
Speaker 1: don't know how to do, like getting health insurance on
Speaker 1: the floor.
Speaker 3: If there is something that's like I have to fill
Speaker 3: in a form and it's not gonna be easy to
Speaker 3: sign on my phone and then I have to make
Speaker 3: a phone call. Like if there's like a series of
Speaker 3: things that I know I'm gonna have to do, jump
Speaker 3: into multiple apps, Yep, I'm out.
Speaker 1: I'm out, Yeah, because I feel like with ADHD too,
Speaker 1: it's like you so easily feel fucking stupid. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: it's that a lot of crying that I do is
Speaker 1: just like why is It's like I don't want to
Speaker 1: talk this way because I don't want to like perpetuate
Speaker 1: the feeling.
Speaker 3: But it's like, why is my fucking brain so don no,
Speaker 3: it's so much of the frustration of AD Like why
Speaker 3: am I so stupid?
Speaker 1: Well, just for the health insurance thing. I don't have ADHD,
Speaker 1: but for the health insurance thing, just no one knows
Speaker 1: what they're doing. Just be very clearly, it has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with AD. She's it's and especially in.
Speaker 2: America, it's literally made so that it is so confusing
Speaker 2: that you're gonna get frustrated and not go jump through
Speaker 2: the hoops and you'll just pay the.
Speaker 3: Amount or not do it.
Speaker 2: And also like I don't love to call either, Like
Speaker 2: I feel like millennials and younger we don't love getting
Speaker 2: on the phone. That being said, like I am I've
Speaker 2: gotten so good at just being like I don't know
Speaker 2: how to do this. I'm calling the number and I'm
Speaker 2: having this person walk me through it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just I.
Speaker 1: Think what happened, you know how, Like I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like if you know about trauma and stuff in the body,
Speaker 1: but when you're experiencing like a trigger in the classic
Speaker 1: sense of the word, your brain goes offline.
Speaker 3: When I think the thing.
Speaker 1: That's frustrating with the ADHD is when I experience like
Speaker 1: a situation that's just a little frustrating.
Speaker 3: You got to figure it out.
Speaker 1: My brain goes off line and I don't have I
Speaker 1: can't get out of the phone.
Speaker 3: Because you're remembering all the times in your life that
Speaker 3: you couldn't get something done and then something bad happened,
Speaker 3: and it's like, this is not beneficial in any way. No,
Speaker 3: I can't say health insurance. I haven't even ben because
Speaker 3: it's like I have free in Canada, really, and so
Speaker 3: I have a joke about it about how like literally,
Speaker 3: if I have any kind of health concern, I just
Speaker 3: treat it like a trip home because he's in a coma.
Speaker 3: It's like throw me an uber and I'm not dealing
Speaker 3: with that in Canada though.
Speaker 1: I did hear that while you guys have like free healthcare,
Speaker 1: that like if you go to the er it's like
Speaker 1: a eight you could be facing an eight hour wait
Speaker 1: or something crazy.
Speaker 3: Have you experienced that, I mean, you probably will have
Speaker 3: to wait, yeah, but it's like we have.
Speaker 1: To do that here too, and then we have to
Speaker 1: pay on top of it.
Speaker 2: Though, Yeah, yeah, it was a guy when last time
Speaker 2: Christina took me to the ear there was a guy
Speaker 2: actively bleeding, Yes guy, And I was literally like about
Speaker 2: to pass.
Speaker 1: Out, and I said, someone, help, is fucking guy. He's
Speaker 1: bleeding on the floor.
Speaker 3: Active bleeders should be seen there. Bleaers should be seen
Speaker 3: on ours. So funny. I feel like I feel like
Speaker 3: America doesn't really respect like lines, Like I really I
Speaker 3: really get frustrated at airports because I feel like everybody
Speaker 3: it's like some people get in line and then everybody
Speaker 3: else stands near the line and tries to like fold in,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, but the only time they respect lines
Speaker 3: is at the emergency room. It's like, well, wait, wait
Speaker 3: your time, you've done you later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of Catch twenty two here. Yeah, the States, you.
Speaker 3: Figure, yeah, you'll figure you'll figure it out.
Speaker 2: So it's been two years, What do you do you have, Like,
Speaker 2: what are your first impressions?
Speaker 1: Besides that we don't like lines.
Speaker 3: I feel like Americans are very like extroverted, Like even
Speaker 3: introverts in America are very extroverted. And I think because
Speaker 3: there's so many people here, you really have to impose
Speaker 3: yourself on others otherwise you'll just get walked all over sure,
Speaker 3: and so like New York and now Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: definitely a lot of self advocating from America. I love
Speaker 3: it because like Canadians always think Americans are rude. Every
Speaker 3: everybody in Canada's like Americans come to Canada and they're
Speaker 3: loud and you know, bump into you or they don't
Speaker 3: say excuse me or whatever. But it's like it's because
Speaker 3: if you're here, like there's too many people. There's just
Speaker 3: too many people here.
Speaker 1: Also too, we can't get in with the doctor to
Speaker 1: you know, figure out our dizziness, can bumping into people,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So it's like it's we don't have medicine for their
Speaker 3: Disney dest They're not rude. It feels like Canada does respect.
Speaker 1: The government respects its citizens more than the United States government.
Speaker 3: Truly, just a smaller amount of people. Like it's like
Speaker 3: it's there's less people in Canada than in California, and
Speaker 3: it's like a bigger space than the United States. Yes,
Speaker 3: and so you just have room. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, you're also like you're you've mostly been
Speaker 2: in California and New York, right, Yeah, so like you're
Speaker 2: in places that are densely populated like we have states
Speaker 2: that are more like Canada, like Montana Exactly.
Speaker 3: I've been to like so many states nown because I've
Speaker 3: been on the road almost every weekend since I've been here,
Speaker 3: and so I feel like I have a pretty good
Speaker 3: grasp of the country now, which is like this is
Speaker 3: another thing that I'm kind of suddenly struggling with, Like
Speaker 3: I feel like the past week is that my dream
Speaker 3: my whole life because I've been doing stand up fifteen
Speaker 3: years now. Yeah, all I've ever wanted to do is
Speaker 3: like tour around the States is like kind of do
Speaker 3: every good club around the States. And now I've done that,
Speaker 3: and it's like something that I've like aspired to for
Speaker 3: so long now and I feel that my goals have
Speaker 3: now been achieved. But then I work, I know, I
Speaker 3: have dream.
Speaker 2: You're in America now, you really you really just like
Speaker 2: lay your own publicist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it's the highest of yourself. But you've
Speaker 1: done You've done it twice. Actually we just read your credits.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait she did, Like yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: I really There's like there's nothing that I inherently yearn
Speaker 3: for now, like maybe more money, but like yeah, even
Speaker 3: now it's you haven't been here long enough. Maybe more money.
Speaker 3: That's the least American you ever heard of. My goddamn lie.
Speaker 3: I even I don't have a I don't have very
Speaker 3: I have very low money. Let's just be clear. But
Speaker 3: it's like I have you want it. I have US
Speaker 3: dollars now, and so I go back to Canada and
Speaker 3: I'm a millionaire. Right. The economy in Canada is really bad.
Speaker 3: It's really like, economy in Canada is so bad just
Speaker 3: for laughs to side like a truth. I've had so
Speaker 3: many omens that it's like, it's think, fuck I moved
Speaker 3: to the States, my life would be over. You would
Speaker 3: rather feel that you're at the risk.
Speaker 1: Of dying at any moment, yes, than to be stuck
Speaker 1: in Canada think or swim?
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: I also just saw there was a viral video if
Speaker 2: this was my a British guy now a can But
Speaker 2: he was, you know, kind of a response to how
Speaker 2: so many people in other countries think that Americans aren't
Speaker 2: well traveled, and he was like, well, listen, like you
Speaker 2: can just travel domestically in America and it's like going
Speaker 2: to a bunch of different countries.
Speaker 3: Do you feel that to be true? Yes? I totally
Speaker 3: see a lot of different world Yeah, yeah, that's so funny. No,
Speaker 3: I definitely think that that's true. And like you have Hawaii,
Speaker 3: like you have there is kind of every option you
Speaker 3: can go to Alaska. Like, I do think that that's true.
Speaker 3: I do think that it's important for Americans to go
Speaker 3: to other countries and other cultures, just because even I
Speaker 3: get sucked into it. It's like it does feel like
Speaker 3: the only country that actually exists is the States when
Speaker 3: you're here, because there's so much going on. There's so
Speaker 3: many different political things, there's so many, so much different
Speaker 3: entertainment that it is hard to even fathom other swaths
Speaker 3: of cultures. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's that we're not interested, though. I
Speaker 2: think it's that we like we don't know how to
Speaker 2: afford it, right, Yeah, because other countries, especially like in Europe,
Speaker 2: like you can kind of take trains and like do
Speaker 2: it pretty low cost. I I don't think we've been
Speaker 2: taught like how to hostile travel like safely and inexpensively,
Speaker 2: Like we just don't.
Speaker 1: That's not something we know how to do. It's not
Speaker 1: talked about.
Speaker 2: So in America people are well traveled, but it's only
Speaker 2: rich people, like all my rich friends you know, are
Speaker 2: really well traveled and like we have money now.
Speaker 3: But like it's been like.
Speaker 2: Five years, like so in that time I've gone to
Speaker 2: other countries, but before that, the only place I I
Speaker 2: literally begged for a trip to Romania for years and
Speaker 2: years and years. No, I just like, no Roman Romania, No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I just I wanted to It's I wanted to go
Speaker 2: to Transylvania. That's why, because I vampire.
Speaker 1: Like is it a going well yeah, no, no, for surely,
Speaker 1: so you can go to Transylvania.
Speaker 3: There's a ton of vampire you. Sorry for asking, It's
Speaker 3: like asking pronouns. I mean you, I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think any thirty years eight year old is
Speaker 1: really goth, but.
Speaker 3: Like I absolutely absolutely acad me. So first of all,
Speaker 3: my dad has fifty something heavily identifies with the punk
Speaker 3: lifestyle forever.
Speaker 2: That's different a goth adult or something sad about it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm like, like I.
Speaker 3: Love goths, spots and punks. I love hippies are out.
Speaker 3: Why I don't druss God though, because hippies are Daddy's
Speaker 3: money sensitive whatever.
Speaker 1: I associate hippies with with like bare feet and weed.
Speaker 3: Yes, and that's those are their best qualities.
Speaker 2: And so let's there's already the original iteration of hippies.
Speaker 2: And then like someone who's a hippie now, who's more
Speaker 2: like a Williamsburg type person.
Speaker 3: Is to me? I truly I think of hippies, and
Speaker 3: I think of like, like you know, overly sensitive about
Speaker 3: things that are not super important. I think daddy's money.
Speaker 3: I think like this is very America.
Speaker 1: Well, my dad thinks about hippies too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it is kind of like a people that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I'm not like conservative. I just actually think hippies
Speaker 3: might be bad people. But I think the bots and
Speaker 3: punkers are like politically savvy. They're smart. They dress like
Speaker 3: counterculture and it's because they've thought about it and they've
Speaker 3: made choices, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I mean I like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I do. I was the alternative name for uh,
Speaker 2: the tour I'm about to embark on was the Goth
Speaker 2: adult Tour.
Speaker 1: But I love that. I love colored clothing too much too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, goss is a lifestyle. Yeah, I love that. Were
Speaker 3: you heavy goth high school? No no no no no no
Speaker 3: no no no no, that's right, like that wasn't that's
Speaker 3: not wasn't that wouldn't have been good. That was to
Speaker 3: me like goth.
Speaker 2: Like in high school, I feel like there were people
Speaker 2: who were wickan needed attention. And also like when I
Speaker 2: I am wicken, but I'm like legitimately wicked, like I
Speaker 2: practice wika, like seriously not like I you know, I
Speaker 2: love that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I do feel like there's so much stuff
Speaker 3: that can be attributed to like manifestation or spirituality or
Speaker 3: like all of these different things. But like the way
Speaker 3: that I believe in it is when you really decide
Speaker 3: what it is that you want and whether you do that,
Speaker 3: and then you do a spell or you meditate or
Speaker 3: you manifest or whatever it is you pray, it's all
Speaker 3: the same shite. It is all the same. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: think it's it's very potent. Yeah, well, I think it's
Speaker 3: about decide. Once you are clear about what it is
Speaker 3: that you want, you make a million micro decisions that
Speaker 3: lead to that. And I think that that's kind of
Speaker 3: the most powerful thing because so much of human communication
Speaker 3: is non verbal, so much of so much of your
Speaker 3: life is like you're on autopilot, but your your gut
Speaker 3: and your instincts and your subconscious do make a million
Speaker 3: decisions for you every day. And so when you decide
Speaker 3: what you actually want and you're sure about it and
Speaker 3: you're moving towards that decision, you actually it is more
Speaker 3: likely that it'll happen because it's deciding the finish line.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm so frustrated that I don't have a
Speaker 3: goal anymore.
Speaker 1: Right, right, right right, I mean you'll you'll develop one, you'll, yeah, certainly,
Speaker 1: because like attracts like and it's already cool, like I
Speaker 1: imagine it really puts you in a good solid place
Speaker 1: to the fact that you had a goal to move
Speaker 1: to another country to tour these clubs and you fucking
Speaker 1: did it. So you're like, all right, next on the list, baby. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's like venue like play, you know, play
Speaker 2: a bigger theory, a stadium play, you know, those kinds
Speaker 2: of things.
Speaker 3: I'm just starting to have people really show up for
Speaker 3: me at clubs, and like, I'm not sure, do you
Speaker 3: guys tour together or do you tour.
Speaker 1: Mostly we have toured together, but now we tour separately.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, And so I mean I'm sure that you
Speaker 3: had this at some point too, where you notice like
Speaker 3: after shows, people lined up really to see you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they tell you like what they first discovered you at,
Speaker 3: as opposed to people that are just going to that
Speaker 3: venue and seeing whatever the you know person is that week.
Speaker 3: I've only, like truly the past couple of weekends have
Speaker 3: started having that, and it is really such a good
Speaker 3: feeling and it makes a show. It allows you to
Speaker 3: take more risks because you're like, you're allowed to be yourself,
Speaker 3: and so you can do kind of the weirder things
Speaker 3: because there's like there's a built in trust and there's
Speaker 3: a built in like they already like you, and so
Speaker 3: if you do something a little bit off color, sure,
Speaker 3: not a little bit off color, you know, just get weird.
Speaker 3: You can get weird. You have space to get weird. Well,
Speaker 3: speaking of.
Speaker 2: Energy and this like new transition into people showing up
Speaker 2: for you, I'm curious, how do you do you feel
Speaker 2: the change in the energy in the audience when people
Speaker 2: are there to see you as opposed to a full
Speaker 2: audience that's just there.
Speaker 3: Yes, one hundred percent. I also have kind of device
Speaker 3: not divisive comedy, but I'm I mean, like everybody, my
Speaker 3: comment is not for everybody, and so I comedy that's
Speaker 3: for everybody sucks.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, so children's progress.
Speaker 3: I feel like maybe you guys can help me with this.
Speaker 3: It's like I'm trying to figure out I don't even
Speaker 3: know if it's for a joke or if it's just
Speaker 3: an analogy that I haven't quite ironed out. Sure, but
Speaker 3: like I feel like when people go to a comedy
Speaker 3: show and they're sensitive, that's fine. But I think of
Speaker 3: it as sort of like if you have sensitive teeth.
Speaker 3: If you have sensitive teeth and you can't sensitive teeth,
Speaker 3: you can't go to any restaurant and expect them to
Speaker 3: pure your stake for you. And so if you have
Speaker 3: sensitive teeth and then you go to a comedy show,
Speaker 3: we make candy, we make jawbreakers, Like, of course, there's
Speaker 3: going to be something that's going to make you feel
Speaker 3: extra sensitive, and so that shouldn't we shouldn't be catering
Speaker 3: ourselves to the most sensitive person in the room. And
Speaker 3: I do feel like there is sort of an expectation
Speaker 3: now to cater to this most sensitive person in the
Speaker 3: room that we don't even know is there, and.
Speaker 1: It's such a disservice to the sensitive person, to everybody else.
Speaker 3: And to the comedian.
Speaker 1: There's this great book called The Untethered Soul by this
Speaker 1: guy named Michael Singer that's like it's like my Bible.
Speaker 1: And he has this great analogy of we all walk
Speaker 1: around with a giant thorn in our side from whatever,
Speaker 1: from our dad saying we were fat when we were
Speaker 1: five or whatever the fuck it is. And instead of
Speaker 1: removing the thorn, which is going to be painful, but
Speaker 1: it's actually that's what it's going to make the rest
Speaker 1: of our lives better. We built, we manufacture a little
Speaker 1: box and when we meet some ways, you can't touch
Speaker 1: this thorn because this is my thorn.
Speaker 3: And it's like we it's like we cling to.
Speaker 1: Our wounds instead of actually just excavating them. And it's like,
Speaker 1: and in America, it's interesting what you're saying about Amarondi's
Speaker 1: identity here. Yeah, And I feel like we're so distracted
Speaker 1: about everything in America that we that are we're less
Speaker 1: likely to be in tune with our intuition. Like it
Speaker 1: just takes you have to be a little more bold
Speaker 1: about being in tune with your intuition and like reminding
Speaker 1: yourself to be focused on your goals because there's just
Speaker 1: so many shiny things everywhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's amazing. That's like, that's so true. That's so true.
Speaker 3: And I feel like it's especially true with comics right now,
Speaker 3: where whatever whatever your thorn is has has supposed to be,
Speaker 3: it's supposed to become really the center of your identity,
Speaker 3: and it's supposed to be the thing that that benefits you.
Speaker 3: It's like, whoever is the most wounded is actually the
Speaker 3: most valuable. Whereas I think that like like healing and
Speaker 3: working on yourself whatever, whatever that difference is from how
Speaker 3: wounded you are to heal, like, I think that that
Speaker 3: difference is more valuable than whoever is the most hurt.
Speaker 3: And I'm someone that I've really gross stuff happened to me.
Speaker 3: I started stand up when I was you know, fourteen,
Speaker 3: with it all you got to gross stuff. Yeah no.
Speaker 3: And it's like it's so funny because female comics immediately
Speaker 3: are like like that must have been bad, and everybody
Speaker 3: else is like, wow, you started so young, that's so
Speaker 3: sick like a female.
Speaker 1: I mean, my first question is what happened during your
Speaker 1: childhood that you started stand up at FUCKI.
Speaker 3: No, it was, you know what it was. It's that
Speaker 3: I should have had a my mom. And my mom
Speaker 3: is so good and my mom is my rock. I
Speaker 3: love her so much. She she halfheartedly was a stage
Speaker 3: mom and didn't go the full way and and I'm
Speaker 3: always like, if you're going to do it, do it
Speaker 3: so that I could be set up for my life.
Speaker 3: But she was still protecting me.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: So I was like as a kid, I was going
Speaker 3: to a lot of acting auditions and I was like
Speaker 3: doing all these like Vancouver, this is in Ottawa, I
Speaker 3: went to. I've lived in a couple different places, but
Speaker 3: basically it's like there's also kind of no industry in Canada.
Speaker 3: That's why I was asking, like yeah, yeah, no exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: There was like there was nothing I really could have
Speaker 3: been doing. But I was going to auditions and stuff,
Speaker 3: but I never like broke through to like having any
Speaker 3: kind of success. And so my mom always kind of
Speaker 3: thought I was a writer too, because I would write
Speaker 3: little stories and blah blah blah. And so I did
Speaker 3: some acting and I did some writing, and then she
Speaker 3: brought me to my first stand up show when I
Speaker 3: was when I was fourteen, and we would go we
Speaker 3: would go watch shows, and we started going every week
Speaker 3: for a year and it's cool. Yeah, and so we
Speaker 3: would go to like the Amateur Night, and so it
Speaker 3: didn't seem like a big deal. I had never seen
Speaker 3: a HBO special. I wasn't watching Seinfeld like I just
Speaker 3: thought stand up was Wednesday nights, thirteen people go up
Speaker 3: and half of the momb and so I'm like, I
Speaker 3: can do a lot of stand ups, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah exactly. But it's like I loved it and so
Speaker 3: and so it wasn't it wasn't like it wasn't presented
Speaker 3: to you as a mountain. No, exactly. It was presented
Speaker 3: like as like most people are really bad, and so
Speaker 3: I was like, I can be better than most of
Speaker 3: these people. That's a lot of people start company. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's like the problem.
Speaker 1: That's why everyone thinks they could be a stand up
Speaker 1: comedian because there is are so many shows like.
Speaker 3: That, I know, and that's why it's so insulting when
Speaker 3: someone comes up to you after a show and they're like,
Speaker 3: you know, people told me I should do stand up.
Speaker 3: It's like every time, yeah.
Speaker 1: People always say that, I just want them.
Speaker 3: I say pursue it. Yeah, yeah, I say go for it.
Speaker 1: So too, if all of your friends say like you're
Speaker 1: the funny one. Yeah, there is something there.
Speaker 3: I don't even think that they shouldn't do it. I
Speaker 3: just think after watching you do an hour of like
Speaker 3: stuff that you're working on, yeah, it's like, did I
Speaker 3: make it look efortless? I don't think so. I don't
Speaker 3: think that I did.
Speaker 1: You also mentioned before we were started recording that you
Speaker 1: loved cocaine in high school.
Speaker 3: Yes, I loved cocaine in high school, so I used
Speaker 3: to I would say that so sweetly. Well, so I
Speaker 3: went to high school in Ottawa and I started stand
Speaker 3: up there and there was only two clubs at that time,
Speaker 3: and as a new comic, you could only do the
Speaker 3: club each club once a month. Oh so, and also
Speaker 3: keep in mind, this is fifteen years ago. This is
Speaker 3: before Netflix, this is before YouTube. Specials like stand up
Speaker 3: was not a big deal. There was there was zero satellite.
Speaker 3: There was a really like bar shows stand up at
Speaker 3: that time. And so I would do my two club
Speaker 3: spots a month, but I wanted more, and so I
Speaker 3: would take the Greyhound to Montreal on weekends because they
Speaker 3: had shows on weekends that I could do, right, and
Speaker 3: everybody in Montreal at that time time was doing cocaine,
Speaker 3: and so every weekend I would go to do shows
Speaker 3: that cocaine and so so.
Speaker 1: An adult person offered a fourteen year old girl cocaine.
Speaker 3: It's important to mention I did lie about my age.
Speaker 3: Everyone thought I was nineteen or twenty. This is very true,
Speaker 3: barrymore ymore I love age.
Speaker 1: When you're a young teen, you're like, I'm eighteen, mister,
Speaker 1: I know it.
Speaker 3: How did you look old enough at like? What? Like,
Speaker 3: did you have those titties when you were fourteen?
Speaker 1: I did, Ok, yeah, you got those Sydney Sweeney titties.
Speaker 3: I know those can make you eight like a lot
Speaker 3: old it is, but also nothing else about me was older.
Speaker 3: It's somebody has a man, you know who it is
Speaker 3: best selling, has such a good stand up joke and
Speaker 3: her most recent special. But the only time men believe
Speaker 3: women is when we say we're eighteen. We're so. I remember, like,
Speaker 3: everybody found out my age like a year into doing
Speaker 3: stand up and was so mad at me, and it
Speaker 3: was like a whole thing. They were actually mad at you, yes,
Speaker 3: because people had asked me out, and that's embarrassed.
Speaker 1: That's the way I would only treat a brand new
Speaker 1: eighteen year old, not a fifteen I'm not disgusting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, they were mad at themselves.
Speaker 2: Exactly, No, of course, and of course, but I still
Speaker 2: for anyone watching the show, a little backstory is when
Speaker 2: you start.
Speaker 3: Comedy and then female that you're on like a.
Speaker 1: Fucking list, they talk about you, and the men swarm
Speaker 1: to you because like their bad reputation hasn't gotten to
Speaker 1: your ear hole yet, so they fucking suckubus to you.
Speaker 3: And you're also you're also now in this community, which
Speaker 3: is the only community where they have value in life,
Speaker 3: and so you know that that's their only chance to
Speaker 3: find a woman is somebody that's interested in being part
Speaker 3: of this community and love stand up as an art form.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And so that's the only place where where
Speaker 3: we will like be enamored by them, where it's like
Speaker 3: if we met them at our day jobs, we'd be like,
Speaker 3: this guy suck exactly from accounting.
Speaker 2: Why don't have you find There's a comedian amed Kurt
Speaker 2: Ryan who does hilarious comedy memes like so inside Baseball
Speaker 2: but like justailing it, and he has so many about
Speaker 2: like like the new going up to.
Speaker 1: The open mic for the guy that runs an open
Speaker 1: mic in the back of an Applebee.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, yep, yep. So spot on, I will follow.
Speaker 1: So you liked cocaine when you were in high school
Speaker 1: and then you just did you just stop liking it?
Speaker 3: Did you ever have an issue with it? No, I can.
Speaker 3: My mom definitely was like, you were addicted to going
Speaker 3: to Montreal, and.
Speaker 1: I was like, I love French breads, I love Montreal.
Speaker 3: I don't worry about it, mom, I got allergies. Mom,
Speaker 3: I got allergies. No, I definitely. I think it's good
Speaker 3: to do hard drugs in high school and then be
Speaker 3: kind of like look back on it, like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: that was so mature. I like, I went to fashion
Speaker 3: school after high school and then everybody was like, smoke
Speaker 3: cigarettes for lunch, and so I did cigarettes and high
Speaker 3: school so French, I mean in fashion school, and so
Speaker 3: truly I was like cigarettes and school. I truly like
Speaker 3: all of my drug use has coincided with trying to
Speaker 3: make friends in a new community, as it does, and
Speaker 3: so I actually really don't feel like I have an
Speaker 3: addictive personality at all, because you love a friendship I love.
Speaker 3: I'm addicted to friendship exactly, and I'm willing to get
Speaker 3: there at any cause I'm an only child child so desperate.
Speaker 1: As an only child. How did you like being an
Speaker 1: only child?
Speaker 3: I liked it. I know, I know everybody thinks only
Speaker 3: children are so weird, but it's like, I feel like
Speaker 3: a weird I know, I feel like my mom is
Speaker 3: like kind of more like my little sister. And so
Speaker 3: your little sister's good, well, I mean she stealing my clothes.
Speaker 3: I think that I think that I've always had really
Speaker 3: close friends, and I've always I've always had people around,
Speaker 3: and so I think the biggest thing that kind of
Speaker 3: isolates only children is if they get a lot of
Speaker 3: attention from their parents and that doesn't lead them to
Speaker 3: go out and make frints. Like I think there's like
Speaker 3: a lot of things that can be very isolating and
Speaker 3: very like you think you're the center of the world as.
Speaker 2: The only child, And I think my only concern is,
Speaker 2: like you you almost seem like someone who grew up
Speaker 2: in Manhattan, Like you grew up too fast, right because.
Speaker 1: You're around You're around adults so often. That's the only
Speaker 1: weird thing. But like that because like my my best
Speaker 1: friend is.
Speaker 2: An only child, and I don't feel like she's like
Speaker 2: stand out strange.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good. I feel like maybe as we get
Speaker 3: older too, it's we all kind of blend into society. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know a couple of my close friends are only children,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't really notice the difference.
Speaker 3: It's great. Okay, So how many siblings do you guys?
Speaker 3: I always have one. I have one younger brother brother
Speaker 3: have an older brother. Yeah. Interesting, And so do you
Speaker 3: guys feel like having a brother is like makes you cooler?
Speaker 3: I always feel like girls that have a brother are
Speaker 3: like just like more comfortable around guys because it's like
Speaker 3: they have their friends around, like growing up and everything.
Speaker 1: I definitely grew up like loving cars because my dad
Speaker 1: and my brother's. I was very influenced by the male stuff.
Speaker 1: I guess I liked it. One thing though, as I
Speaker 1: grew older, I found out.
Speaker 3: Women who have sisters.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever experience seen two people fight
Speaker 1: harder and more brutally than two sisters. Oh, because I've
Speaker 1: never seen anything like I had a really put the
Speaker 1: knife in Ooh, it's like almost scary. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: so glad I have a brother.
Speaker 2: This type of person. No, my mom has two sisters
Speaker 2: and they're not caddy. Yeah, like I mean, I don't Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think like it can get there, but I don't
Speaker 2: think that it necessarily has to. I don't know, that's
Speaker 2: my only sister because my dad also only had a brother,
Speaker 2: so or yeah, yeah, I don't know, that's the only sister.
Speaker 3: I wanted a brother because I always had crushes on
Speaker 3: my friend on my friend's brother's friends.
Speaker 1: And you're so if you had a brother, all those
Speaker 1: crushes could come home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys. Did you guys ever have
Speaker 3: crushes on your brother's friends.
Speaker 1: My brother was nine years old, eight years older than me,
Speaker 1: eight years old or so to.
Speaker 3: Me, that's perfect.
Speaker 1: You know when I had crushes on my friend's.
Speaker 3: Dad's Okay, yeah that was fun thing. That was fun,
Speaker 3: and I would I would dare I say they.
Speaker 1: Weren't sexual fantasies because I wasn't sexual yet because I
Speaker 1: was really young, but I would like think about them
Speaker 1: and then like rub up against the couch.
Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely, you gotta you gotta absolutely destroy your couch.
Speaker 3: Did you Were you doing a lot of humping as
Speaker 3: a child. I was.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's an ADHD thing, because I now
Speaker 1: realize like it's a self soothing thing when you do
Speaker 1: it for it like.
Speaker 3: Some kids can some kids like get aroused at a
Speaker 3: very very very young age.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, but if I look at my track record,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I've been masturbating since I was like seven
Speaker 1: or eight.
Speaker 3: I do think that. I mean, I would wonder. I
Speaker 3: assume masturbating gives you like a dopamine, and our whole
Speaker 3: thing is that we have no dopamine, and so it
Speaker 3: makes sense that we love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, have you have you been medically checked for your
Speaker 1: level of dope dopamine?
Speaker 3: Is that a thing that people are doing? No, it's
Speaker 3: just an ADHD thing, Like that's like that's what are no?
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, I know, But can you medically test
Speaker 1: like this is the level of that? I wonder that
Speaker 1: would be I would love I'm sure do brain scans
Speaker 1: because the forms and phone calls though it doesn't it
Speaker 1: to get a brain and insurance.
Speaker 3: I'm sure that you can. But I'm sure zero ADHD
Speaker 3: people have gone for a break.
Speaker 1: And you what areas in your life are affected by ADHD?
Speaker 1: That like most people wouldn't think is that's that would
Speaker 1: be the cause of it. Like, interrupting is one thing
Speaker 1: that ADHD. When I learned that that was ADHD, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I was so embarrassed by that because I would do
Speaker 1: it on the show all the time, and I still
Speaker 1: do it. But I'm like, because I watch videos of myself,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want to cringe today, so like,
Speaker 1: don't interrupt people. But it's when I found that out,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, there was so many things that
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm just stupid.
Speaker 3: I guess my brain doesn't work.
Speaker 1: And then you know, these accounts that I follow on
Speaker 1: Instagram are like, no, it's actually ADHD.
Speaker 3: I mean, if we roll back this footage, you can
Speaker 3: watch me trying so hard not to interrupt you the
Speaker 3: past twenty seconds because you just said that, I'm like trying,
Speaker 3: But I feel like ADHD people are not offended by that,
Speaker 3: because I know myself, especially especially as like when I
Speaker 3: start talking about something, I need somebody to jump in.
Speaker 3: I need somebody to cut me off at a certain
Speaker 3: point because it's like I'll hit my point pretty quick,
Speaker 3: and then if nobody else to keep it seems like
Speaker 3: they want to jump in, I'll keep going.
Speaker 2: And so I need to be fat podcasting to me,
Speaker 2: is like double Dutch. Like a lot of times people
Speaker 2: just mean, especially a female comedian can learn this from
Speaker 2: top podcasting with men, because they whether or not they
Speaker 2: have ADHD, they won't stop the thought. But unlike you
Speaker 2: recognizing that you've made your point pretty quickly, they think
Speaker 2: they continue to make points when they don't.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's so true. I feel like maybe that's why
Speaker 3: we've done well in this male dominated field too. It's
Speaker 3: because we feel so comfortable interrupting, whereas like will just
Speaker 3: keep talking, and so if you don't feel comfortable jumping
Speaker 3: right in, you won't get a chance to yeah your piece. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure, But I love when people when I'm on a
Speaker 1: podcast with only men and go, Karen keeps interrupting. I go,
Speaker 1: it's that or I don't talk and I smile the
Speaker 1: whole time. I go, I don't think you know anything
Speaker 1: about this business?
Speaker 3: No, I go.
Speaker 1: There's very few things I'm sure that I'm good at.
Speaker 3: I goo. Podcasting is one of them.
Speaker 1: Also, to answer the dopamine question, there's actually no reliable
Speaker 1: way to directly measure the levels of dopamine in a
Speaker 1: person's brain.
Speaker 3: Which is funny.
Speaker 1: It's funny to me because I feel like there's a
Speaker 1: lot of talk about dopamine and to the point where
Speaker 1: you would think there is a reliable way, but we're
Speaker 1: just talking vaguely about dopamine.
Speaker 3: I feel like the test to find out if you're
Speaker 3: deficient or not in dopamine is whatever your screen time is, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: You're just like, yeah, it says some blood tests measure
Speaker 1: the levels of neurotransmitters such as dopamine, but they don't
Speaker 1: represent the levels of neurotransmitters in the nervous system itself.
Speaker 3: My question is what is serotonin because I always mix
Speaker 3: up serotonin and dopamine, Like, what's the difference between them? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean I know dopamine is like you do something
Speaker 3: that's like satisfying and you get some kind of break.
Speaker 3: Is it's a reward chemical Yeah, But serotonin like feels
Speaker 3: like a happiness.
Speaker 1: Serotonin is a chemical messenger that has some important jobs
Speaker 1: in the brain and body.
Speaker 3: It controls your.
Speaker 1: Mood, like like a lot of depression medicine is like
Speaker 1: inhibiting bonus SSRs yess here serotonin versus dopamine.
Speaker 2: Dopamine and serotonin are molecules that send signals throughout the body.
Speaker 2: These chemicals affect how we feel. When dopamine is released
Speaker 2: in our brain, we feel a sense of temporary pleasure. Serotonin,
Speaker 2: while similar to dopamine, creates a long lasting feeling happiness
Speaker 2: or well being. So I think it's just like short term.
Speaker 2: Long term is the easiest way to break it down,
Speaker 2: most likely.
Speaker 3: But they did.
Speaker 1: They're doing similar jobs. Okay, interesting, but people are using
Speaker 1: them interchangeably.
Speaker 3: I guess they're not wrong.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not super wrong. Okay, correct, right, Well, the
Speaker 1: thing is like millennia. Are you gen z or millennial?
Speaker 3: I think I'm kind of like the youngest millennial or
Speaker 3: the oldest what you were? You born ninety four? Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: you're a millennial? Yeah? Oh really ninety four? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh oh sorry ninety No, I'm going backwards.
Speaker 3: I'm twenty nine. I can't do mathath verse. Okay, yeas,
Speaker 3: I'm sure. I'm sure that I'm not gen z, but
Speaker 3: I am. I am in the weird. I am in
Speaker 3: the weird kind of in between, because I don't really
Speaker 3: know you're millennial.
Speaker 1: I think ninety is the cutoff for millennial. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's like ninety seven. Yeaheah seven Because my waityfriend is
Speaker 1: the first year of gen Z. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like born in like ninety seven.
Speaker 3: The thing is, because I started stand up so young,
Speaker 3: and I was around every like everybody was I started
Speaker 3: standing up, I do feel like I'm I am closer
Speaker 3: to millennium. No, you're a millennia. But then I also
Speaker 3: drew up on iPhone, like I had my first cell
Speaker 3: phone when I was thirteen and stuff, and so I
Speaker 3: think I think a lot of the negative parts of
Speaker 3: gen Z I do have. Yeah, and I you know,
Speaker 3: I grew up with social media and stuff, which I
Speaker 3: think is a big part of it.
Speaker 1: So did you have Instagram in high school?
Speaker 3: Yes? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who was that more copiad doing jog deals snort the
Speaker 1: pain away. Yeah, because in high school it's like God,
Speaker 1: the comparing that goes on in a young high schooler's
Speaker 1: mind is just so off the charts, especially with young women.
Speaker 1: And I think the universe every day that I escaped
Speaker 1: school without social media.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think that that's kind of a big
Speaker 3: part of the generational divide. Is like when when you
Speaker 3: first started having Instagram specifically feels kind of like the
Speaker 3: worst one, especially for girls. I was just looking at
Speaker 3: There were some stats I was looking out on my
Speaker 3: way here about like how self harm and all of
Speaker 3: these personality disorders go up exactly with how much you
Speaker 3: use Instagram, And so all of these gen Z girls
Speaker 3: are just fucked obviously, because it's like you can't open
Speaker 3: your phone without looking at people that appear to be perfect. Right,
Speaker 3: did you take did you? Are you a person who
Speaker 3: takes nudes? Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's another thing because I'm curious to
Speaker 1: see like growing up with having uh you know, nds were.
Speaker 3: Leaked in high school, That's what I was getting. Yes,
Speaker 3: So I was like sexting when I was in grade nine.
Speaker 3: He was in like grade eleven, and I was like,
Speaker 3: we would like we weren't really like dating, but we
Speaker 3: would like flirt at school and once in a while
Speaker 3: we would sort of like sex. It was just kind
Speaker 3: of one of those yeah, And so we would send
Speaker 3: each other nudes. And then I found out at some
Speaker 3: point he had showed all of his friends, yeah, my nude.
Speaker 3: But I I it made me more popular and so Canada.
Speaker 3: I know, wow, Well this is I don't like sharing
Speaker 3: this story publicly because I feel like, obviously, so many
Speaker 3: people that's the worst thing that's ever happened to them.
Speaker 3: And it's nice. It's very interesting to hear that you
Speaker 3: weren't that it did, it didn't. It was scarred. I
Speaker 3: had a huge crush on his friend and then I
Speaker 3: ended up dating his friend. I feel like from that,
Speaker 3: and so my advice to young girls is like, take nudes,
Speaker 3: but make sure you get the shot. Take a few tries.
Speaker 1: People were like, revenge porn laws, so yeah, and you
Speaker 1: can be you can be charged with a crime if
Speaker 1: you are a high school boy sharing the nudes of
Speaker 1: a high school girl.
Speaker 3: He still works out a cell phone kiosks, so I'm
Speaker 3: not too worried about taking him to court. So funny, Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it's like it is truly, it is truly. I
Speaker 3: was talking to my friend a couple of days ago
Speaker 3: about this specifically, and at her high school, some guy
Speaker 3: created a folder of all the girls nudes, and the
Speaker 3: only way to see the folder, as like other guys,
Speaker 3: is you had to offer up.
Speaker 1: A new nude or you had to pay men young
Speaker 1: men in business.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's an entrepreneur. But the principle of the school
Speaker 3: found out about this folder and looks and then looks
Speaker 3: through it, look through it and everybody's face that he
Speaker 3: could identify. He contacted their parents and I. It was
Speaker 3: like we were laughing so hard about it because I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm sure there was a couple of pictures
Speaker 3: with his face was not in it. And he still
Speaker 3: was like, I know whose tips these are, but I
Speaker 3: cannot allow but I am not allowed to contact the
Speaker 3: parents based off the whole has a mole near her
Speaker 3: right nipple right. Oh man, yikes, that's so weird. Do
Speaker 3: you guys send nudes? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I only did it. I never did it. I actually
Speaker 1: have only done it once ever in my whole life,
Speaker 1: after I was.
Speaker 3: Someone begging for it or what well, like if you
Speaker 3: never do it and then.
Speaker 1: You suddenly do well, I got in and out of
Speaker 1: a seven year relationship, and so I'm like, I've never
Speaker 1: sent a nude in this guy that I was.
Speaker 3: You never sent them to Stephen.
Speaker 1: No, he wasn't as sexual as he was.
Speaker 3: He wasn't.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't want to see and make a
Speaker 1: picture if you guys want to see naked, Like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: whatever I'm saying. Yeah, and I too, I love to
Speaker 1: I might. I still take them all the time. I
Speaker 1: don't send them to anybody, but I take them, yeah, just.
Speaker 3: For your record.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm just like, god, damn girl, you look
Speaker 1: fucking fantastic.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I remember the reaction that he had was amazing.
Speaker 1: And I also remember part of me was like, he
Speaker 1: has a lot of morals and values that he leads by.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, if he showed other comics, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be passed because these are really good nudes.
Speaker 3: Well that's the thing. You get the shot, they show
Speaker 3: it to somebody, you're like, well you're welcome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd rather somebody else leak at them. Me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not going to leak at No, I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna leak it.
Speaker 2: I love nudes, but I do not want people sharing
Speaker 2: my nudes. Not because I can't. I'm like, the quality
Speaker 2: of the nude is great. It's just like a you
Speaker 2: just slap in the face and like in trust No.
Speaker 3: Of course, it's so it's so amazon.
Speaker 1: I basically have the thing of like, you're going to
Speaker 1: show this other people, Like I already had that in
Speaker 1: my head.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, I mean I think that's the advice that
Speaker 2: you know, like, if you're a younger person listening like,
Speaker 2: when you take a nude and you send a nude
Speaker 2: just in your back of your head, be comfortable that
Speaker 2: this could be shown to not just a few people,
Speaker 2: it could be shown to everyone online. Yeah, and if
Speaker 2: you're okay with that, then proceed. If you're not, it's
Speaker 2: not worth the risk quite frankly.
Speaker 3: One hundred percent. And I definitely don't think that in
Speaker 3: the future because the thing they always used to word
Speaker 3: us about in high school, because we had so many
Speaker 3: assemblies about nudes. Everybody were serious. I don't I didn't
Speaker 3: have one. I mean that we were. I think we
Speaker 3: were the first year where everybody had phones.
Speaker 2: That's to write, a cell phone in my senior year,
Speaker 2: but it wasn't one that was taken good picture was
Speaker 2: a smartphone.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I think that grade nine we all had phones,
Speaker 3: and that's when everybody's exploding sexually. And I think that
Speaker 3: none of the school administrators knew what they were about it.
Speaker 3: They were like vaguely aware that it was happening, and
Speaker 3: so we had so many assemblies where they were like,
Speaker 3: do not send nudes to each other. It is child pornography.
Speaker 3: You will go to jail. That's great, But it's like
Speaker 3: we have the internet now where like will I go
Speaker 3: to jail and it's like no, and we're like okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: you could be.
Speaker 2: You could be put on like a predator list though,
Speaker 2: like that does happen for things.
Speaker 3: That I don't think it should happen for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like if you're a lot to live near a school,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, like regardless of what, if you're.
Speaker 3: Going to school and you can't you can't live near it,
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 1: I guess so yeah, because there have been cases of
Speaker 1: high school boys charged with child porn. Sure for sure,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, yeah, honestly see you in jail. Bit.
Speaker 3: You are in a long term relationship? Yes, right? How
Speaker 3: is that? Like? How have you?
Speaker 1: Long Term relationships are an interesting topic because it's like
Speaker 1: gos so long, there's so many years, it just keeps happening.
Speaker 1: One cool thing that I've found about long term relationships
Speaker 1: is like your your relationship takes up different iterations of
Speaker 1: itself over time as it.
Speaker 3: Evolves different chapters. Yeah, so what has your chapters? What
Speaker 3: have your chapters been? Like, I mean, both of us
Speaker 3: are road comics, and so we spend a lot of
Speaker 3: time apart hence right, Yeah, but one thing that is
Speaker 3: nice about that is we both get so much alone time,
Speaker 3: Whereas I feel like the hard part of a long
Speaker 3: term relationship is every day you're in the same space
Speaker 3: as each other. It's like there's so many there's so
Speaker 3: many problems that could arise with being in the same
Speaker 3: small apartment as each other every single day. Sure, but
Speaker 3: we're both very busy, and then when we're together, we're
Speaker 3: so relieved to be back together that it's really nice.
Speaker 3: I feel like, right now we're in a very good chapter.
Speaker 3: He's on the road right now. I'm on the road
Speaker 3: right now. I'm meeting him in Toronto next week because
Speaker 3: he's doing a week there, and so I have a
Speaker 3: week off. I'm going to go there hang out with him,
Speaker 3: and then we're gonna go visit my mom for like
Speaker 3: a couple of days, and then we're both back in
Speaker 3: LA for a week. Like it's like, I'm really looking
Speaker 3: forward for our time together. Yeah, it's sexy. Have you
Speaker 3: ever lived together? We do live together, Oh not, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we have apartment. We moved to the States together, so
Speaker 3: we have an apartment together in La Nice. But it's like
Speaker 3: really big, Like I've never had such a big apartment.
Speaker 3: We have like a big two bedroom. We have like dishwasher, laundry,
Speaker 3: which I also think is like my I think, and
Speaker 3: I'm sure this is not true, but in my opinion,
Speaker 3: my biggest flaws that I'm messy is that I struggle
Speaker 3: with like I do a lot of piles. I've got
Speaker 3: a real shopping addiction. I have fucking Saphora bags everywhere, Like,
Speaker 3: it's really a lot of stuff, and men, I think,
Speaker 3: in general, don't like stuff. They're bothered by clutter. My
Speaker 3: boyfriend's always like I need a surface, like and I
Speaker 3: really will fill up every surface in the apartment. And
Speaker 3: so having like a dish washer, having a laundry machine,
Speaker 3: having a second bedroom that has kind of become my
Speaker 3: pile room is really helpful because then we can keep
Speaker 3: the common areas generally generally clean. Sometimes obviously it spills
Speaker 3: into the general areas and then I know that that's
Speaker 3: my bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah right right, what's bad? So you're bad as your messy?
Speaker 1: What's his bad?
Speaker 3: His bad is like his worst quality.
Speaker 1: What's like the thing that's the hardest part of living
Speaker 1: with him, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, it probably goes with my mess is that he's
Speaker 3: kind of OCD, Like he really likes. And it's not
Speaker 3: that he's OCD with like pot like he's honestly okay
Speaker 3: with the amount of clothes and stuff. He's just like
Speaker 3: he is anxious. He does have OCD, so if I'm
Speaker 3: too off the rails, it will he literally he actually
Speaker 3: actually has OCD, but his OCD is more germ related
Speaker 3: because he had a little like kidney fail failure incident
Speaker 3: a little school. So he him and his family went
Speaker 3: on this big trip to Egypt. He had kidney failure
Speaker 3: and in Egypt, yeah, and the doctor said that it's
Speaker 3: because he ingested some like Pooh particles that could happen anywhere. Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: he got it in his head that it was like
Speaker 3: he tied his shoe when it was like like his
Speaker 3: shoelace was messy in some street and then he tied
Speaker 3: it and then maybe he ate something and then he
Speaker 3: like fully turned yellow. He had to be quarantined. It
Speaker 3: was like a really his parents thought he was going
Speaker 3: to die, like it was it was. And so from
Speaker 3: that he became very obsessed with germs and so, like
Speaker 3: I do all the cooking, he'd never really learned to cook.
Speaker 3: Part of that is because he's always nervous about FOD stuff,
Speaker 3: and so he always goes to like restaurants because he
Speaker 3: knows that he'll be food safe or whatever. And so
Speaker 3: I do a lot of cooking and then if I'm
Speaker 3: cooking like chicken or something, I get a lot of
Speaker 3: questions which I really don't appreciate. Well, a lot of
Speaker 3: is this cook? Is this cooked? All the way through
Speaker 3: showing me a lot is this pink? No, it's not
Speaker 3: like just eat it? I would say that that's an issue.
Speaker 3: Is the checking. And if I say I'm because I
Speaker 3: also I used to work in a kitchen, Like I'm
Speaker 3: a good cook, I'm safe, I know all of the things.
Speaker 3: But definitely sometimes you know, I won't rinse a red
Speaker 3: pepper before I caught it some thing, And then if
Speaker 3: he sees me do that, I'll hear about it.
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, Okay, okay, I have I have empathy and
Speaker 1: sympathy for you because I can't like even I have
Speaker 1: OCD as well, and when I am around and I
Speaker 1: have dated someone with OCD, and even when I'm around
Speaker 1: people with OCD, it makes mind flare up. So it's
Speaker 1: it's very it's very hard to be around that kind
Speaker 1: of an energy, especially when someone who's not really trying
Speaker 1: to stop it. Yeah, it's actually hard to stop a lot.
Speaker 2: Of my obsessions and compulsions. But then there's some people
Speaker 2: just not really attend.
Speaker 3: What kind of OCD you have, I know there's a
Speaker 3: lot of different I don't have German. I don't get
Speaker 3: you about yours.
Speaker 2: I'm a check checking definitely, like like a lot of switches,
Speaker 2: a lot of touching, yeah.
Speaker 1: A lot of ruminating, that kind of thing.
Speaker 3: Is it stred like about social situation or just don't
Speaker 3: have a member if you turned something off?
Speaker 1: More like that kind of thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I was doing a joke that also never
Speaker 3: really worked, and I'm you don't don't usually try to
Speaker 3: bring up jokes this often, but it's you know when
Speaker 3: a drunke doesn't work and you're like, it's got to
Speaker 3: live somewhere. So I like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So my boyfriend Ha's OCD. He's always worried that
Speaker 3: I didn't turn the oven off, and I'm like, don't worry.
Speaker 3: Every time I turn the oven off, to remind myself,
Speaker 3: I turned my hair straightener on so I can see
Speaker 3: that the oven's off. I don't worry about that because
Speaker 3: every time I turn my hair straightener off, I turn
Speaker 3: the water on and so it'll put off the fire.
Speaker 1: Whatever I think you do, you'd do it at an
Speaker 1: OCD convention. The problem is people just like OCD is
Speaker 1: used so colloquially that people don't know what it actually is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, they don't know how debilitating it can be
Speaker 1: for some people.
Speaker 3: Relationship wise, Do you feel like you need somebody very
Speaker 3: chill or do you feel like you need somebody also
Speaker 3: that has OCD so that they understand. Definitely not someone
Speaker 3: who has OCD. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I've I've also managed mine to the point where if
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you, you wouldn't notice that I had it.
Speaker 3: At this point, no, I would never know you would
Speaker 3: notice it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, especially things because the obsessions are harder control,
Speaker 2: but they're in my head, so you can't see those
Speaker 2: going on the compulsions Like when I was twelve, I
Speaker 2: was just like, crins is fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Stop touching things, like just stop and what do.
Speaker 3: You mean by touching things like checking lights or.
Speaker 2: Like just like or even like this, like it doesn't
Speaker 2: like I can't like it's like okay, So sometimes you'd
Speaker 2: be like this, just like doesn't feel good like this,
Speaker 2: So I move it like this, and it makes me
Speaker 2: feel like it somehow, Like the positioning of like an
Speaker 2: object can make me feel a certain way internally, like
Speaker 2: it regulates your emotions, and you can just I just
Speaker 2: know that that's fucking insane, so I just say stop
Speaker 2: doing that. But every now and then you can slip up,
Speaker 2: especially if you're going through a period of time that
Speaker 2: is stressful, like right now, I'm going through a strustful time.
Speaker 2: Some I have to shut down my long I own
Speaker 2: a store, I have to shut it down, and so
Speaker 2: it's giving me anxiety. So all my fucking ticks are
Speaker 2: really out of control because I have a high anxiety
Speaker 2: thing happening right now.
Speaker 1: But most times it's not a problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that makes a lot of sense because especially
Speaker 3: something little, if something is like not sitting quite right,
Speaker 3: and then just moving it a little bit would make
Speaker 3: you feel better. That's a little positive hit for you.
Speaker 3: And it's like, why not treat yourself if you're stressed out,
Speaker 3: because you can't.
Speaker 2: Keep treating yourself because at a certain point, you just
Speaker 2: need to like have a you need to like you.
Speaker 2: It's like for me, it's like you're egging on the thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to you need to get past this.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, if your boyfriend' a germophobe, how is he
Speaker 1: with sex?
Speaker 3: Okay, so he doesn't like raw chicken? What is is
Speaker 3: he like post? So that is something that I've been
Speaker 3: trying to push him to do a joke about because
Speaker 3: I'm like, I kind of think he's faking OCD because
Speaker 3: he loves eating ass like he loves like it's like, wow,
Speaker 3: it does not exists. Kidney failure exactly exactly. I think
Speaker 3: he's fake kidney fail.
Speaker 1: Was afraid that when he was a child he inhaled
Speaker 1: poop in Egypt and he almost died.
Speaker 3: And yet he eats your ass.
Speaker 1: He doesn't realize he's on the brink of curing his
Speaker 1: own OCD.
Speaker 3: This entire exactly. He is so horny, like he's such
Speaker 3: a like he's Italian. I don't know if that means anything,
Speaker 3: but like, I truly.
Speaker 1: I will say I've experienced horny man as much Italian.
Speaker 3: I think it really is something I think, Yeah Israeli, Yeah,
Speaker 3: for some reason, it's raally men and Italian men. I'm like,
Speaker 3: you're just very hello.
Speaker 1: By love I'm like, oh, I.
Speaker 3: Love this rap ravaging it totally. And so I truly
Speaker 3: think his horniness does take whatever the blood in his
Speaker 3: brain that keeps his OCD alive.
Speaker 1: I think it leads, yeah, And so he can eat
Speaker 1: the ass.
Speaker 3: And he also loves like a public place thing, which
Speaker 3: is not really my thing, but it's fine. Once in
Speaker 3: a while I'll do it.
Speaker 1: But if it makes you that happy and it doesn't
Speaker 1: gross me out, sure he's faking it.
Speaker 3: For there's no way he can eat ass and be
Speaker 3: cool with it. That's yeah, thank you. So you've clearly
Speaker 3: brought this up to him. What does he say for himself?
Speaker 3: He came on his podcast and get vindicated and like
Speaker 3: I brought it to the experts and everybody thinks your
Speaker 3: fare bitch. The thing is I love accusing. I love
Speaker 3: you thinking him a faking like anxiety and faking OCD
Speaker 3: in the same way that I love to do by erasure,
Speaker 3: Like I just think that it's funny, and so I
Speaker 3: think with stuff like that, it's just it's just more
Speaker 3: fun to do it than to not do it right
Speaker 3: right right?
Speaker 1: I mean by erasure is that he has a fun activity.
Speaker 1: Are you bisexual or you just.
Speaker 3: Like to think so, but in the way that it
Speaker 3: bothers by people if I say, like, yeah, why not
Speaker 3: have you eaten a woman out? No, but you don't
Speaker 3: actually legally have to, And you're right.
Speaker 1: And I eating women out and I don't identify as bisexual,
Speaker 1: but that I could, I could have been.
Speaker 3: This is the thing. This is the thing. So you
Speaker 3: can just say it like it doesn't even really meaning.
Speaker 1: We had colleagues commat as bisexual who've been in long
Speaker 1: term relationship with a man and we're like, what are
Speaker 1: you doing, girl? I just thought a woman was pretty
Speaker 1: Once I'm by you.
Speaker 3: Know exactly, It's like, it's actually, I don't know if
Speaker 3: you know, but the way to convert to Islam is
Speaker 3: you just read a short prayer and then technically you've
Speaker 3: converted to Islam. Are you serious? Yes, And it's the
Speaker 3: same for bisexuality. You just say it and then now,
Speaker 3: in fact, I think all bisexual people should convert to
Speaker 3: Islam so people take them more seriously. Hot take big
Speaker 3: ideas today. Well, there are layers I.
Speaker 1: Imagine a bisexuality, like some women, like some people love
Speaker 1: just fucking their same gender but not dating their same gender.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of layers, and I do. I
Speaker 1: do still think everyone's a little bisexual.
Speaker 3: I think everyone's bisexual too. And I always trying to
Speaker 3: convince my boyfriend and his because he has he's in
Speaker 3: a group of like four best friends. They've been together
Speaker 3: since high school. That's still his crew. That's still like
Speaker 3: his people. And they're all like rural, small town, private
Speaker 3: school kids, and so I'm constantly trying to convince them
Speaker 3: that they're all bisexual nice, and they are so not
Speaker 3: into it. They like, really are bother bisexual? Is exactly?
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're always kissing each other in the pool,
Speaker 3: Like in what way? I mean, they're just they throw
Speaker 3: each other around in the pool and they've all kissed
Speaker 3: each other at some point, and yeah, that is beautified bisexual.
Speaker 3: What is wrong? Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Men?
Speaker 3: Just yeah, they're there.
Speaker 1: Their comfortability with being fluid sexually is just so it's
Speaker 1: so funny to me because.
Speaker 3: If they're straight, they're allowed to kiss each other in
Speaker 3: the pool. It's like, okay, damn, wow, So way have
Speaker 3: you dated a girl? Like what makes you like? It's
Speaker 3: really it's really I just do it to be a
Speaker 3: button pusher. I have not done anything either, kissed one.
Speaker 3: I never get highly.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: In high school, I made out with my friend, but
Speaker 3: I think she is sometimes you do that actually bisexual
Speaker 3: and was like, when that'd be so hot if we
Speaker 3: made out from the guy. Okay, I'm like, yeah, true,
Speaker 3: you know it was my drug era.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you cocaine, your cocaine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great. Damn, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Well, is there any other time I think we've covered it?
Speaker 1: Is there any other anything you wanted to cover? Uh
Speaker 1: that we haven't gotten to yet? I mean, you have
Speaker 1: to have any other buttons you need to push before
Speaker 1: we turn off these microphones.
Speaker 3: I mean, how do I get canceled on this podcast? Like,
Speaker 3: I've hit a couple of different things that could really
Speaker 3: take off at this point.
Speaker 1: You know, I think we can just use the free press.
Speaker 1: We've done really everything that we can. We've tried everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean one thing I would ask that I
Speaker 3: love asking you guys are both Are you both road
Speaker 3: dogs or you mostly stay in town? We did the
Speaker 3: road often, We've lived both lives. Yeah, Okay, I mean
Speaker 3: I always I'm looking for advice for road dog stuff
Speaker 3: because I'm I'm on planes every two or three days.
Speaker 3: My skin is so dry. I'm so tired. You got
Speaker 3: to do it.
Speaker 1: I do a moisturizing mask on the plane. On the plane,
Speaker 1: I go to the bathroom. Once the seatbelt tung goes off,
Speaker 1: I go to the bathroom and I just put on
Speaker 1: the moisturizing mass And I'm just like yeah, because usually
Speaker 1: is it.
Speaker 3: A sheet mask or like moisturizer. Yeah, it's just like.
Speaker 1: A thick mask that you put on. You can't really tell.
Speaker 1: Your skin just looks super dewy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it looks like the I forget the name
Speaker 1: of it, but it's specifically for airplanes.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I would love I would love the link
Speaker 3: of that. I just am so I can't keep up
Speaker 3: with my skincare. I'm dry. It's the bone. I keep
Speaker 3: losing my voice.
Speaker 1: Oh so when you talk to people after the show,
Speaker 1: that's when my voice would go the most. So you
Speaker 1: have to when you sometimes talking, you you shout. You
Speaker 1: shout more when you like talk to somebody after a
Speaker 1: show than you would on a microphone, because it makes
Speaker 1: sense because you're on a microphone.
Speaker 3: You don't like, yeah, shouldn't you stand up comedy?
Speaker 1: So just kind of kind of talk in the upper
Speaker 1: register of your voice, which you kind of already do
Speaker 1: when you're talking to people after the show. Just talk
Speaker 1: over up here instead of down here. Okay, that's good,
Speaker 1: that's great. That's great advice. Yeah, I mean definitely yeah done.
Speaker 1: Do not get on a plane with makeup on.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh. And also Atlas Obscuria.
Speaker 1: Obscura is a great website to go any city that
Speaker 1: you're about to go to, type it into Atlas Obscura
Speaker 1: and it'll tell you the weirdest shit to do in
Speaker 1: that town. And it's a great way to get to
Speaker 1: know the weird parts of a town, so you can
Speaker 1: if you want to comment on it.
Speaker 3: I love comment. That is such good advice because I
Speaker 3: do love to start with a little local reference in something,
Speaker 3: and it's like sometimes it is hard to figure out, yeah,
Speaker 3: like what do you guys here?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I love I love doing the road though.
Speaker 1: I love being in a place where I'm like, I
Speaker 1: would never live here, but I always imagine, like what
Speaker 1: would my life be like if I lived here.
Speaker 3: It's so fun. That's so fun.
Speaker 2: And you should have throat coats tea on you at
Speaker 2: all times for the voice loss that that really works,
Speaker 2: And then I would get I would start getting massages regularly.
Speaker 2: Definitely by the time you turn thirty. Uh, with all
Speaker 2: the plane creak, it'll sart and like.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be expensive, just like the cheap
Speaker 1: forty dollars ones like you know, they're everywhere in New
Speaker 1: York and they're every couple of.
Speaker 3: Weeks because I have become so hunched forward.
Speaker 1: Neck pillow do you have? You have to have a
Speaker 1: neck pillow.
Speaker 3: I don't have a neck. You definitely have a neck pillow.
Speaker 1: Make sure you wash it in between flights, yeah, just
Speaker 1: because I mean I have very sensitive skin so you.
Speaker 3: Can break out.
Speaker 1: I literally never wash my neck, so maybe yeah, but
Speaker 1: but yeah, I probably should.
Speaker 3: I just buy a new neck pillow, honestly.
Speaker 1: But yeah, like any they have the one, they have
Speaker 1: even better ones down that you can blow up so
Speaker 1: that it's not taking.
Speaker 3: Up extra luggage space.
Speaker 1: There's one that you can fully put you can put
Speaker 1: on the little tray table and fully put your face.
Speaker 3: In one I usually sleep for I'll do tray table
Speaker 3: down like a big.
Speaker 1: Like you're in school, like with your hands and your
Speaker 1: left all through school you can.
Speaker 2: Touch up with you I used to, I mean, especially
Speaker 2: because im five ft three, and I used to be
Speaker 2: able to sleep anywhere because I'm so short. But like,
Speaker 2: it's gonna starting out with you and your neck, Like
Speaker 2: you can really fuck up your neck and your shoulders.
Speaker 3: Have you guys had a trap boatox?
Speaker 1: No someone else mentioned this, I think mateo.
Speaker 3: I listened to Materia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I really desperately
Speaker 3: want to get it because my traps are like bigger
Speaker 3: than my whole body and it's been almost like a
Speaker 3: chronic thing my whole life. And then I found out
Speaker 3: that you could get botox in it. Oh cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah. My mom used to get botoks in her neck
Speaker 1: that would help loosen her neck muscles and it was yeah,
Speaker 1: night and day difference.
Speaker 3: That's my next thing. But I haven't talked to anybody
Speaker 3: that's hot it yet, and so I don't know if
Speaker 3: it's like actually makes a difference.
Speaker 1: My mom exercised these out, you know, but yo yoga,
Speaker 1: downward dog and stuff. Are looking at looking up yoga
Speaker 1: poses for for traps for your trap, specifically to like
Speaker 1: loosen them up.
Speaker 3: It's probably gonna be a good bet. That's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but my mom got botox in her neck and
Speaker 1: it did help her a lot Okay, that's awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and if it didn't help her, she would have made
Speaker 1: it known.
Speaker 3: So definitely helped.
Speaker 1: Happy road dogging. Thank you so much for being on
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