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Speaker 8: Oh man, almost forgot I had one this morning. But
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Speaker 8: little bit. You know, I get around. Man, it's so much.
Speaker 8: But man, good morning everybody. You know today. I was
Speaker 8: having a conversation with my wife last night and we
Speaker 8: were talking about our plans. You know, we often sit down,
Speaker 8: you know, just like a married couple. I mean, you know,
Speaker 8: you know we're married. You know, we have children, we
Speaker 8: have aspirations, we have hopes, we will I mean know,
Speaker 8: we have things we want. You know, when you're married,
Speaker 8: you know, I mean it's important to sit with your partner.
Speaker 8: I'm not telling you anything you don't know it's common sense. Really.
Speaker 8: It's important to sit down with the person that you've
Speaker 8: chosen and decided to share your life with it and
Speaker 8: have multiple conversations on a lot of things. And we
Speaker 8: try to make sure that all of our conversations aren't
Speaker 8: always just business related and always kid related, you know,
Speaker 8: because that that becomes it's a part of it. But
Speaker 8: it weighs so much on the marriage that because that's
Speaker 8: the grunt work of being married. You know, your children,
Speaker 8: your family, your bills, your your mortgage, your your car notes,
Speaker 8: you know the what's due, what's coming up, and if
Speaker 8: you're not careful, you'll you'll start that becomes the focal
Speaker 8: point of you all's conversation. And this woman or man
Speaker 8: or person that you've decided to have this life with,
Speaker 8: all of a sudden, they're an extension of your business
Speaker 8: and you guys become business partners or whatever and and
Speaker 8: just get so anywhere. I'm just saying that that is
Speaker 8: important to sit down and have these conversations, but it's
Speaker 8: even more important to have of the other conversation. You know,
Speaker 8: it's important with the person that you're planning on making
Speaker 8: the run with to sit down and talk about other things,
Speaker 8: you know, on a more upbeat note. You know, we
Speaker 8: were having a conversation and she was reminding me of
Speaker 8: what she loved about me, and then I, in turn,
Speaker 8: was turned around telling her the things that I admired
Speaker 8: about her and loved about her. And we kind of
Speaker 8: have these all the time, you know, when we sit
Speaker 8: down and we talk about the things that we still
Speaker 8: enjoy about one another, or we may talk about some
Speaker 8: of the things that we miss in one another, but
Speaker 8: we constantly have these conversations about appreciation. You know, it's
Speaker 8: so important, man, that the other person feels appreciated. So
Speaker 8: these things important. But we got into the conversation deeper
Speaker 8: last night, and I was telling her about this idea
Speaker 8: that I had and that I wanted her to help
Speaker 8: me with and make a phone call for me because
Speaker 8: she knows these people, and I was going to be
Speaker 8: doing this, and then my wife reminded me of something
Speaker 8: not once again. You know, as always, you know, when
Speaker 8: I'm talking to you, I just keep it as real
Speaker 8: as I can. I don't know the Bible inside out.
Speaker 8: I can't quote to you scriptures and tell you exactly
Speaker 8: where it is. I just you know, I heard her
Speaker 8: say it but it kind of blew by me. I
Speaker 8: was telling her about something I wanted to make happen,
Speaker 8: and she reminded me that there's a scripture somewhere, and
Speaker 8: somebody emailed it to me today. I'm sure. Well, the
Speaker 8: Bible reminds us not to be anxious for anything. Don't
Speaker 8: be anxious for something. And you know, it really mattered
Speaker 8: to me at that point yesterday that she brought this
Speaker 8: to my attention, because how many times I've been guilty
Speaker 8: of that in my past and I've learned better now,
Speaker 8: but every now and then I need to be reminded,
Speaker 8: you know. And I think that what she was saying
Speaker 8: to me was us. You know, I've gotten to a
Speaker 8: point in my life and we all should get to
Speaker 8: a point where. You know, you've heard old people say this,
Speaker 8: if you're gonna pray about something, then don't worry about it,
Speaker 8: And if you're gonna worry about it, don't pray about it.
Speaker 8: Back to this, be anxious for nothing, don't. If you're
Speaker 8: going to trust in God, then't do that. And trusting
Speaker 8: in him means sometimes you got to be patient. God
Speaker 8: has never been too late. You don't know the plan
Speaker 8: he has you don't know. You don't really always know
Speaker 8: his will. You definitely don't know his route, his way
Speaker 8: of doing anything. So he's always on time. He's always
Speaker 8: been there on time for me. He's always been there
Speaker 8: on time for you. How many times have you thought
Speaker 8: it was over only to find out it's really just begun.
Speaker 9: How many times have people wrote you off? There are
Speaker 9: those of you who have lost jobs, but you are
Speaker 9: still maintaining. But man, God has already began to turn
Speaker 9: around process for many of us. Some of us lost
Speaker 9: jobs and now have better jobs. Some of us lost
Speaker 9: jobs and now has forced us to rekindle that dream
Speaker 9: and that vision for business we had. Sometimes the mishap
Speaker 9: is the thing you need to make something good happen.
Speaker 9: See a lot of times we get so comfortable in
Speaker 9: our life where we.
Speaker 8: Just we get complacent. We just settled in and when
Speaker 8: this is it and this is what I'm doing. But
Speaker 8: in actuality, God has a tremendous amount of abundance for you.
Speaker 8: He has an amazing amount of things. He has all
Speaker 8: these boxes packaged up with your name on him that
Speaker 8: he's willing to ship if you would just align yourself
Speaker 8: with some of his wills. So you could get some
Speaker 8: of these things. How many times have you thought it
Speaker 8: was over and it didn't really go over. How many
Speaker 8: times have you thought have well, this is it and
Speaker 8: it wasn't it at all. Well, how many times do
Speaker 8: you thought, well, it don't look like this gonna work out,
Speaker 8: and it didn't work out, but then something better came along?
Speaker 8: How many times has that happened? You've got to realize this. Man.
Speaker 8: I was talking to a family who had got displaced
Speaker 8: from the Katrina thing that happened down there in New Orleans.
Speaker 8: And Man, when they said, yeah, we got a displaced
Speaker 8: from Katrina, and I braced myself because, oh woe is me?
Speaker 8: Here comes this story. I gotta hear this, and I
Speaker 8: gotta be encouraged and think of something. It was totally different.
Speaker 8: They totally totally blew me away. Man. The brother said, Man,
Speaker 8: is actually the best thing that ever happened to my family.
Speaker 8: And I went whoa? And he said, yeah, man, he said,
Speaker 8: because what happened was he said, I got settled in.
Speaker 8: He said, Plus, I was doing some things outside of
Speaker 8: my marriage down there, He said, I was doing some
Speaker 8: stuff in the streets I ain't need to be doing.
Speaker 8: He said, man, it all got washed away. We thought
Speaker 8: our life would never be the same. But he said, man,
Speaker 8: my life ain't need to be the same. He said, Man.
Speaker 8: Now we live up here in Texas. We got a house,
Speaker 8: don't know nobody, he said, I ain't got nobody I
Speaker 8: know to get into trouble with. He said, Man, I
Speaker 8: done rediscovered my wife, how beautiful she really is, how
Speaker 8: much my family really was counting on me. And he said, man,
Speaker 8: it straightened me up. Man, he said, so, I gotta
Speaker 8: tell you, Steve, it was the best thing that ever
Speaker 8: happened to me. Now that's not always the case, but
Speaker 8: it's how you look at a situation. But just don't
Speaker 8: be anxious for anything, because God got a fix for
Speaker 8: you if you just let him work. So just stay
Speaker 8: on course, stay focused, don't lose faith, don't be anxious. Man,
Speaker 8: just stay in the wheel. Let God work with you.
Speaker 8: He got some great stuff in the store for you.
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Speaker 8: people of the night. This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8: We are starting it with gratitude, realizing that without God
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Speaker 8: Put that in your put that in your plate. Chew
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Speaker 8: show the Strawberry Calling for real. Mississippi Morna Junior, nephew,
Speaker 8: Tommas Junior, what's going on today? Man?
Speaker 11: Hey, let me let me ask you some unc. I'm
Speaker 11: trying to have a talk with my nephew. I don't
Speaker 11: think it went well. Uh you know he at the
Speaker 11: age he got a.
Speaker 2: Call, Yeah, starting to pick up girls? Yeah, how is
Speaker 2: he twenty two? Okay, go ahead, Yeah, he starting to
Speaker 2: pick up girls?
Speaker 11: And uh, you know, uh, my mom asked me to
Speaker 11: have a talk with him because, you know, some other
Speaker 11: thing happened.
Speaker 1: So she said, could you talk to him about the.
Speaker 8: Birds and the bees? Uh?
Speaker 11: Yeah, Well he ain't that type of kid, but I've
Speaker 11: tried to talk to him about the birds and the bees.
Speaker 11: I said, listen, let me tell you about the birds
Speaker 11: and the bees. He said, I don't like bees. They
Speaker 11: staying my hand got swolled two weeks ago. I said,
Speaker 11: this ain't to kind of talk I'm talking about. I'm
Speaker 11: not talking about bees. So this is not going well
Speaker 11: at all. I don't even know why I try. So
Speaker 11: we're safe on that because my worried about him, you know,
Speaker 11: bringing young girls over there late at night and something happening.
Speaker 8: You can pretty much right now, Yes, sir, did we
Speaker 8: wait too late for this conversation?
Speaker 1: He not us at twenty two? He not us.
Speaker 8: I don't care if he's them at twenty two. What
Speaker 8: how y'all just not having this talk at twenty.
Speaker 11: Two because he ain't have no car. He couldn't go nowhere,
Speaker 11: He couldn't get no girl. Now you get a car, now, everybody,
Speaker 11: what do the car have.
Speaker 2: To do with the birds and bees? I'm confused.
Speaker 11: The car is now he getting girls because he got
Speaker 11: a car up he wasn't getting girls before then.
Speaker 8: Well, let me say this to you. I don't, I don't.
Speaker 8: I don't understand where you're coming from with this right here.
Speaker 8: I really don't. Cause I had a conversation with the
Speaker 8: birds and beef, and I was the owner of a skateboard. Okay,
Speaker 8: I'm just trying to figure out.
Speaker 11: Yeah, he ain't never had a girlfriend till now, a
Speaker 11: late bloomer.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 11: Just trying to tell him not to get the girl pregnant.
Speaker 11: That's all a matterical. Do you have a way to
Speaker 11: tell him? That's it, you.
Speaker 8: See, don't don't get the girl pregnant. That's the way
Speaker 8: you say it. Yes, you know what. You don't think
Speaker 8: he know how that occurs. It's what you're telling me.
Speaker 11: Yes, he don't know how that occurs. Okay, he think
Speaker 11: my daddy is.
Speaker 2: Right now, Well, listen to me.
Speaker 8: You're gonna write this boy off because if he don't
Speaker 8: know how to make a baby by twenty two, while
Speaker 8: we're talking about why y'all made him have a car,
Speaker 8: all right, he missing so many damn baby?
Speaker 5: Why after the baby? He don't William from the nephews?
Speaker 5: He runs that prank back right after this. You're listening
Speaker 5: hard Morning Show. It is time now to run that
Speaker 5: prank back with the nephew, which you got ne f.
Speaker 7: Uh, we're gonna get in this bed with these bed bugs.
Speaker 8: Shirt.
Speaker 7: We're gonna get right in this bed with these bed bugs.
Speaker 7: Come on in here and everybody, let's get in. Let's
Speaker 7: get up bugs.
Speaker 4: Hello, hellong, trying to speak to Sanie.
Speaker 6: Sit down here right now as I think a message.
Speaker 4: Do you know when she's coming back?
Speaker 8: Now? Is this business?
Speaker 4: Calls him? No, No, it's personal. I need to talk
Speaker 4: to her immediately. No, you need to talk to me.
Speaker 4: It's a different man. Who is it? This is? This
Speaker 4: is Brandon? Who are you? I'm Ernest man? But why
Speaker 4: do you know? I got a bit of a situation here, man,
Speaker 4: And it's basically a financial situation that I'm owed some
Speaker 4: money from her, So I kind of need to talk
Speaker 4: to her about about getting this money. Is totally disrupted
Speaker 4: my whole apartment, and I need to actually see about
Speaker 4: talking to her about getting this whole problem taken care of.
Speaker 6: What's the what's the situation? What's the what's going on?
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm basically right now, I'm twenty five hundred
Speaker 4: dollars in the rears due to due to Shynese and
Speaker 4: and I you know, I need to see a she's
Speaker 4: gonna be able to pay me for the situation or what?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 6: My girl owe you money?
Speaker 4: She owes me twenty five hundred dollars, twenty.
Speaker 6: Five hundred dollars for what I don't even know who
Speaker 6: you are. First of all, So what's up with the
Speaker 6: twenty five hundred dollars man?
Speaker 4: First of all, my name is Brandon, Okay, and I've
Speaker 4: been I know, I've been knowing she knee probably for
Speaker 4: the last three or four months now, Okay, So here
Speaker 4: is You want to know what all in a nutshell is?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 4: Like this, Charnie's been coming through okay for the last
Speaker 4: three or four months, been coming over here to my spot,
Speaker 4: to my apartment, hanging out. I'm just now finding out
Speaker 4: within the last two weeks. It's I had to get
Speaker 4: rid of my couch. I had to get rid of
Speaker 4: my mattresses because the mattress, because it's been mattress.
Speaker 6: Wait a minute, dude, Wait a minute. So you're trying
Speaker 6: to tell me.
Speaker 4: She was in your bed. Yeah, she's been in my bed.
Speaker 6: Dude, she's been in your bed?
Speaker 4: Are you crazy?
Speaker 6: You know where she's twenty five hundred dollars problem, twenty
Speaker 6: five hundred dollars You told my girl was in your bed. Now,
Speaker 6: we not even gonna get into that. You understand what
Speaker 6: I'm saying, But that's twenty five hundred dollars. You can
Speaker 6: forget about it. No, no, no, no, no, hold up,
Speaker 6: brousa ball, you calling here? You calling here? You calling here? Here,
Speaker 6: A dude, answer the phone, and you still got to
Speaker 6: to ask for her, and then gonna tell me about
Speaker 6: some twenty five hundred dollars about some mattress.
Speaker 4: Dude, I'm out my mattresses. Man on a thousand bucks
Speaker 4: full of bad bucks. I had to throw that away.
Speaker 6: Now if I worry about no damn mattress, dude, you're
Speaker 6: talking about my girl. We've been together for four years.
Speaker 6: I'm about to pop the question on her, and you
Speaker 6: want to sit there talk about she'd been hanging with
Speaker 6: you or take it with you for the last four months.
Speaker 6: It's about to be over in a miny.
Speaker 4: Now, what if you want to marriage Senise Cool? I
Speaker 4: don't care nothing about that.
Speaker 6: I don't even worry about that now. But you know,
Speaker 6: when my phone was talking about some damn mattress, man's
Speaker 6: that's a problem, dude. I ain't worried about no damn mattress.
Speaker 4: I don't worry them. I ain't got no mattress right
Speaker 4: now to my house?
Speaker 6: You calling mine, dude.
Speaker 4: I do not call a mattress right now, nor do
Speaker 4: I have a couch.
Speaker 6: Do you understand I an't cant about your mattress in hotels? Dude,
Speaker 6: I don't care nothing about that. Your name, you said
Speaker 6: your name Brandon.
Speaker 4: I'm Brandon, yes here brand then Okay, don't worry.
Speaker 6: About it right now, because you're gonna find me a
Speaker 6: real slool. Don't let me find you before you find me.
Speaker 6: Or you understand what I'm saying, don't you.
Speaker 4: Don't don't do now.
Speaker 6: You can have them big bugs and the mattress or whatever.
Speaker 6: Answer me for all I here. But what I'm saying is,
Speaker 6: and you talking about some big bugs and non bugs
Speaker 6: over here.
Speaker 4: Okay, so what you getting see them? Problem? Over here?
Speaker 4: In my place?
Speaker 6: I don't can have them. Probably he ain't bring nothing
Speaker 6: over there, first of all, but I ain't. That ain't
Speaker 6: even a problem right now. You've been over here.
Speaker 4: Man, not let nobody else over here.
Speaker 6: Don't worry about who you had over there. But you're
Speaker 6: gonna call here talking about no money. You ain't getting
Speaker 6: nothing from here.
Speaker 4: Okay, First of all, do check this out. I don't
Speaker 4: have a problem with you, okay, me and you cool.
Speaker 6: When you cool, problem, we already got a problem you
Speaker 6: call with me something about you've been sleeping with my brother.
Speaker 4: Hey, dog Dodge, But once I'm gonna say it again.
Speaker 4: Me and you cool dog we cool? We not cool?
Speaker 4: We not cool.
Speaker 6: But I'm water. I'm gonna have handle someice myself. I'm gonna
Speaker 6: do you. I'm gonna handle you later.
Speaker 4: What you think to what you're talking about? You, you're
Speaker 4: gonna handle me.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna handle you later.
Speaker 4: You want to me? They do want a massis right
Speaker 4: and marry Sheanise. I ain't got nothing to do with that,
Speaker 4: my water. The mout take my money back, man for
Speaker 4: the for the property of mind that she has ruined.
Speaker 6: Man, don't worry about that. I'm gonna get you a massiss.
Speaker 6: Don't worry about that. It's gonna be a casket wrapt
Speaker 6: around that.
Speaker 4: Hell, hey do dude, Why you sitting here creating the
Speaker 4: drama with me when me and you we ain't even
Speaker 4: the problem. The problem is Shanise.
Speaker 6: The problem is you picked up your phone and you
Speaker 6: call here. That's the problem. What you got to do.
Speaker 6: You ain't got no couch, you ain't got no message.
Speaker 6: Now you gotta do that. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: You know what I see? I can't talk to you
Speaker 4: when Dough Shanise get home.
Speaker 6: Man, I don't wonder about when Shani get home. What
Speaker 6: you need to worry about was when I find you.
Speaker 4: Okay, So so when you're gonna have my money in
Speaker 4: it when you find me because I need my money day,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have you.
Speaker 6: Your mattress too. Please understand he's gonna be wrestling red
Speaker 6: or whatever.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, So so let me ask you this here, man, Sanise,
Speaker 4: bring bed buzzs over to my house. Leave them all
Speaker 4: in my mattress, leave them all over my couch where
Speaker 4: I gotta throw my stuff away? Where I'm wrong? At, Man,
Speaker 4: where I'm wrong.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna ask you straight up, did you know she
Speaker 6: had a man?
Speaker 8: Say?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 6: Did you know she had a man?
Speaker 4: But I mean kind of sort of, but not really though.
Speaker 6: Ain't no kind of sort of man even you know
Speaker 6: she got a man or she don't got a man?
Speaker 6: You knew she had a man?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 6: And you still wining?
Speaker 4: Dnie Right Hey, JN, I ain't got nothing to do
Speaker 4: with y'all. Man, I'm dealing with these bad bugs. John
Speaker 4: stand I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Dude, do you understand you messing up? A four year relationship.
Speaker 6: You know how much time I put in with this woman?
Speaker 4: Four years?
Speaker 6: Four years, were about to get we was about to
Speaker 6: get married, and you calling here with this.
Speaker 4: What are y'all supposed to get married?
Speaker 6: Don't worry about when we supposed to get married. Man,
Speaker 6: you messed that all up. What I'm trying to explain
Speaker 6: to you is, dude, you calling here on some big bugs,
Speaker 6: which I know she ain't got nothing to do with.
Speaker 6: But the fact that you told me that she was
Speaker 6: over your house, in your bed, that's over. It's over now.
Speaker 6: You understand what I'm saying. Now, when she get home,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna deal with that. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: That's gonna get done with. I was walking up out
Speaker 6: of here. But when I leave here, please believe my
Speaker 6: next doctor is to come find your prince of all.
Speaker 6: How did you get the number two this apartment? That's
Speaker 6: what I want to know they do.
Speaker 4: She gave me both numbers. The cell phone number in
Speaker 4: the house. Number told me, you know, if it's an
Speaker 4: emergency called the.
Speaker 6: House, okay, and this is an emergency.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's an emergency.
Speaker 6: I learn another emergency number, learning nine one one. Because
Speaker 6: when I come knocking on your dog, either you come
Speaker 6: out on your head of it, or you bet to
Speaker 6: call the cops. You understand what I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 4: Hey, man, do you think Tommy will pay for the
Speaker 4: bed bugs?
Speaker 6: Who is Tommy?
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, do you think Tommy will pay for
Speaker 4: the bed But who is Tommy? Tommy dog nephew Tommy
Speaker 4: From the Steve Halby Morning Show, Ernest, you just got
Speaker 4: branked by your girl shot niece. Man.
Speaker 6: Y'all, y'all for a well, it was over.
Speaker 4: It was over.
Speaker 6: You understand what I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: I'll be back all right, nephew.
Speaker 5: Thank you? Coming up next as the CELO or Chief
Speaker 5: Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: You're listening Hard Morning.
Speaker 5: Show coming up at the top of the hour and
Speaker 5: entertainment news. Kansas City Chief star Travis Kelce traded in
Speaker 5: his cleats for a teleprompter. He's hosting a nude game
Speaker 5: show on Amazon Prime. Actor Michael J. Fox said, if
Speaker 5: you became a celebrity in the eighties, you were tougher
Speaker 5: than today's celebrities. And the nephew has a big announcement
Speaker 5: for us. Yeah, he said it. Big announcement. We can't
Speaker 5: wait for that. That's all coming up at the top
Speaker 5: of the hour. But right now it is time to
Speaker 5: ask the clo. This is from Dana in Roanoke. Dana writes,
Speaker 5: I work a part time job at a grocery store.
Speaker 5: My son is my boss, and he knows I'm slower
Speaker 5: than the other kids that work for him. He shows
Speaker 5: me no grace or favor because of my age. He
Speaker 5: said he has to do that. Well, does he really
Speaker 5: should I go find another job?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah? What is the job she has?
Speaker 2: Does she say that?
Speaker 8: No, she didn't say, but buts than other kids? Mm hmm,
Speaker 8: she's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's on a computer.
Speaker 2: That's yeah.
Speaker 8: They looking stuff up, googling, and you know it's probably
Speaker 8: a tech position. Yeah yeah, you probably be job now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: She need to be somewhere like that, you know, counting,
Speaker 8: can food stuff like that.
Speaker 2: You need job at grocery stuff.
Speaker 1: But what is he saying to his mom though grocery store?
Speaker 8: Mom, you need a job at the grocery store. You
Speaker 8: need to be somewhere count can pack your bag, something
Speaker 8: like that, you know, manual label, just thinking stuff. Answer
Speaker 8: you because these kids are flowing right by you. Know,
Speaker 8: and you're pretty much slower in my whole company down.
Speaker 8: Matter of fact, if MoMA wann't you gonna sit at
Speaker 8: the house and I'll just see you, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna see.
Speaker 8: But here though you ain't gotta work. I'm gonna send
Speaker 8: your check moment just going to the house, to the
Speaker 8: I'm gonna send you your check to the house. You
Speaker 8: ain't got to come down here. Don't tell anybody else.
Speaker 1: Wow, he's ashamed of his mom.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, stay at house all right.
Speaker 5: Moving on to Wayne and Glendale, Wayne says an old
Speaker 5: friend was in town, so I stopped by her hotel
Speaker 5: and had breakfast with her before work. My wife called
Speaker 5: and I told her exactly where I was. She hung up,
Speaker 5: and she hasn't spoken to me in days. Why be honest,
Speaker 5: if this is how she's acting, exactly, I exactly, I
Speaker 5: be damn. Just because you're honest doesn't mean people aren't
Speaker 5: gonna get mad. They still want to know the truth.
Speaker 5: What Yeah, they still want to know the truth. She
Speaker 5: she she wants to hear the truth, but it doesn't
Speaker 5: mean she's not to get mad.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, no no. Why when she called him,
Speaker 8: did he tell her exactly what an old friend of
Speaker 8: mine stopped into town. An old friend of mine is
Speaker 8: in town. I stopped by to see her at her hotel. Well, now,
Speaker 8: number one, how did you know she was coming to town?
Speaker 2: Number two? How did you know where she was?
Speaker 8: Dead? And number three? Why is your ass over there?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 8: And the big one is the hell you telling me?
Speaker 8: That fault with your stupid behind. See, women prove to
Speaker 8: you why the truth ain't necessary all. It's no way
Speaker 8: I would pick that phone and tell my wife that
Speaker 8: it's no what.
Speaker 1: What would you have said? What would you where you're there?
Speaker 5: But what would you have told your wife?
Speaker 2: I'm down at the country club in Finish Tea.
Speaker 5: That's it, that's it.
Speaker 8: As a matter of fact, I'll put myself so far
Speaker 8: away from a hotel and women. I'm down at the
Speaker 8: country club. I'm fitling tall. I just got out the car.
Speaker 8: I'm walking this store. I'm finished picked up some stuff
Speaker 8: while I come home anywhere. I'm walking into the gym
Speaker 8: right now. I decided to come down here and get
Speaker 8: a little work out in. There's no way I'm telling
Speaker 8: my wife. An old friend of mine came into town.
Speaker 8: I'm in her hotel room.
Speaker 5: Would you have been there in the first place though, Well, no,
Speaker 5: that ain't the questions my question.
Speaker 7: Now you asked, you don't have to ask. My client
Speaker 7: does not have to answer that.
Speaker 5: You don't you're attorney. Would you have been over there
Speaker 5: at her hotel having breakfast with her in the first
Speaker 5: place so you wouldn't learn it?
Speaker 8: My attorney has.
Speaker 1: And you are full of it.
Speaker 5: Okay, Moving on to Tudy in Valdosta, Tudy says, I
Speaker 5: met a man online and I really like him, but I.
Speaker 1: Can't stand his hair.
Speaker 5: He has a high top fade and it's sticky and wet,
Speaker 5: like a Jerry curl without the curls. Do I throw
Speaker 5: him away because of his hair? Or do I tell
Speaker 5: him he needs a good haircut and degreasing.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no no no. First of all, if
Speaker 8: you really like him, make sure that he likes you,
Speaker 8: and it slowly, for surely bring it up. You need
Speaker 8: a decreasing and all that slowly for sure might take
Speaker 8: you some time to get I don't know, you know,
Speaker 8: but it takes time, you know.
Speaker 5: So I mean you're saying she should say something eventually.
Speaker 5: Just don't crush him right away.
Speaker 8: You know, like with little stuff like like okay, like
Speaker 8: what let's say let's say they dating in this summer.
Speaker 8: You know, you see a cute little straw hat that
Speaker 8: will look good on hat, Buy the straw hat. There's
Speaker 8: just little things you could do to kind make But baby,
Speaker 8: it's high tops. You don't don't about to do that
Speaker 8: at the moment. Cut it down a little bit. Oh
Speaker 8: look at this.
Speaker 1: Hand back on that hat.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna take a hand.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna give you something.
Speaker 2: He gonna cut his hat down.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, makes some change. What about the Jerry curl?
Speaker 8: The Greek were gonna we're gonna do it that that
Speaker 8: you know, it's just greasy light. He just got the
Speaker 8: wrong hair product in his hair. You know, he could
Speaker 8: be old school. Maybe that's ultra seed. You know, he
Speaker 8: get everything all there could be that whole line of
Speaker 8: Ultrachine Bergermont, you know over hur.
Speaker 6: Whole train.
Speaker 8: Oh lasses, you don't know. You just got to bring
Speaker 8: him into the you know, you know, newsday, Mary Away.
Speaker 5: All right, last one, Steve, This is the last one.
Speaker 5: This is from Katina in the Bronx. Katina says, my
Speaker 5: husband stopped wearing his band, meaning his wedding dance. He
Speaker 5: said his hands got bigger and it's too tight.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 5: I suggested he get the ring re sized, but he
Speaker 5: won't do it. Is he not wearing it on purpose?
Speaker 5: She wants to know.
Speaker 8: Well, he not wearing it Accident't what you mean? Is
Speaker 8: he wearing it? Don't not wearing it on purpose? Yes,
Speaker 8: he's not wearing it on purpose. His hands cad get bigger.
Speaker 8: You know, he probably got inflammation.
Speaker 5: But he won't go down there and get it resized.
Speaker 7: Well, it's hard to make a ring bigger. All of
Speaker 7: our hands have gotten bigger since since then wedding.
Speaker 8: Day, all of them.
Speaker 12: So did you get in that ring indentation on my head?
Speaker 12: I was saying, from wearing your rings? Yeah, but what
Speaker 12: ring or not? Who don't know?
Speaker 8: I'm there, Hey, what's happening? Steve Harvey coming up?
Speaker 5: Thank you, sil coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 5: We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 5: Football season is over, but Travis Kelsey is keeping himself busy.
Speaker 5: Kelsey has landed his first TV gig. He's a new
Speaker 5: host of Amazon Primes game show Are You Smarter Than
Speaker 5: a Celebrity? Kelsey will be quizzing adults on six grade
Speaker 5: level topics for a chance to win one hundred thousand
Speaker 5: dollars in prize money.
Speaker 1: So here's a question.
Speaker 5: Do you think it'll be a smooth transition for Kelsey
Speaker 5: from tight end to game show host? Steve? What you think?
Speaker 8: Well, I mean, you know, you could do it.
Speaker 5: He seems to have a great personality.
Speaker 8: He can do it podcast, you know down that great personality,
Speaker 8: you know.
Speaker 2: I tell you who has surprised me?
Speaker 8: Dwayne Wayne Dwayne Wade. Yeah, yeah, he does really well
Speaker 8: on that show, really.
Speaker 5: All rights, Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, and I just never saw him in
Speaker 8: that light before. That's what I'm saying. I'm surprised he
Speaker 8: tells well that show man because he's like always was
Speaker 8: one of my favorite ball players, you know, I just
Speaker 8: never I love d Wade's game.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, okay, all right.
Speaker 5: Well, someone else who has surprised you from time to
Speaker 5: time your nephew, Tommy.
Speaker 1: Tommy right there.
Speaker 5: Right, Tommy, you have big, big news to share with
Speaker 5: us about your show, Ready to Love on the own network.
Speaker 5: So what do you have to tell us before you
Speaker 5: tell us?
Speaker 10: Dave?
Speaker 5: We need a drum roll? Please, your favorite drum roll,
Speaker 5: drum roll, drum roll.
Speaker 2: Get ready to get ready, ready to love, Ready to love.
Speaker 1: Next stop.
Speaker 7: It's Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It sounds like Philly to me. All right, ready,
Speaker 7: ready to love is coming your way. So if you're
Speaker 7: looking for love, ready for love, all right, it's coming
Speaker 7: your way. Get signed up. Oh my god, it's coming
Speaker 7: to Philly. I can't wait. I will be there, man.
Speaker 7: Can I ask you a question, yes, sir, just out
Speaker 7: of curiosity.
Speaker 8: Has anybody from the show over the years, like made
Speaker 8: it got married?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, I got a couple that's gotten married. Yes, sir.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's working. It's working. It's working.
Speaker 5: Get your cheese steaks.
Speaker 3: Come on Philly next time.
Speaker 7: The next up is Philadelphia. I'll be filming in Philly
Speaker 7: this summer. You're looking for love, phil Delphi. All your
Speaker 7: single ladies out there, single man that's looking for love, y'all,
Speaker 7: Get ready, man, because we come into town. Sound like
Speaker 7: Philly Ready to Love Philadelphia.
Speaker 5: And make sure they're single.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we gonna, we're gonna make sure that.
Speaker 5: We have love.
Speaker 8: Come in.
Speaker 7: We have had some people come in for the interview,
Speaker 7: right and you looking at them like you know what
Speaker 7: I think this person gonna work it, It's gonna be
Speaker 7: all right, and then they say.
Speaker 8: We need to hurry. I got to get back my
Speaker 8: wife and kid waiting on me. What the whole family?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: You married?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well yeah, well congratulations Tommy, you're doing a great job.
Speaker 5: We appreciate it and we love this. Thank ye yes,
Speaker 5: all right, well, moving on, this might be debatable. In
Speaker 5: a recent interview with People, actor Michael J. Fox said
Speaker 5: that celebrities that became famous in the nineteen eighties were
Speaker 5: tougher than present day celebrities in regard to being famous
Speaker 5: back then, I said, well, you had to be talented.
Speaker 5: That helped. We were tougher. We didn't have social media,
Speaker 5: we didn't have any of that crap. We were just famous,
Speaker 5: left to our own resources, and it was an amazing time.
Speaker 5: So she, having been a celebrity a very long time,
Speaker 5: do you agree with him that celebrities back then, back.
Speaker 8: In the day I started in eighty five, I wasn't
Speaker 8: really a celebrity in eighty five. I just got started,
Speaker 8: so I would I didn't experience being a celebrity. Well,
Speaker 8: I started building thinking about it, but I didn't really
Speaker 8: started being a celebrity. My first taste of celebrity was
Speaker 8: a showtime to the Apollo.
Speaker 11: That was the first love love it was.
Speaker 8: It was It was very light then compared to now,
Speaker 8: and there was no social media. That weren't no phone cans,
Speaker 8: you know, so you know it was just different, man, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Ask you this was it was he shading when he said,
Speaker 5: first of all, you had to have talent. Was that
Speaker 5: some shade?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 8: No, I mean really, you know, it's just like music.
Speaker 8: I mean, it's just like music.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 8: Back in the day, you had to really be able
Speaker 8: to sing.
Speaker 2: Man, you really had to have talent.
Speaker 8: Well, now they got all the tunes, they got all
Speaker 8: these algorithms they put on you and they start then
Speaker 8: all these one hit wonders. Man, your ass had to
Speaker 8: have it back then. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's because of YouTube.
Speaker 8: And uh Facebook and and and and live. YouTube got
Speaker 8: live Facebook Live, you got everybody got a TV show now,
Speaker 8: you know what I mean? People got podcasts because they
Speaker 8: think they should have a TV show, Which how many
Speaker 8: people don't need a damn.
Speaker 2: TV show on.
Speaker 8: Siously, man's it's horrible out there if you look at
Speaker 8: the landscape. Yeah, I got a podcast, damn ain't they
Speaker 8: got that thing on every phone that looks trying on
Speaker 8: every phone. Anybody can have a podcast, it's it's very
Speaker 8: few good podcasts.
Speaker 2: It's very few.
Speaker 8: And then it is exposed how people try to get
Speaker 8: their fame by shading somebody else. All these all these
Speaker 8: podcasts with all this negative content. You think that's the way.
Speaker 8: I don't know, did not Wendy Williams teach y'all nothing.
Speaker 2: There you have?
Speaker 8: Man? All right?
Speaker 5: All right, so Michael J. Fox may have something. Man,
Speaker 5: they were tough.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 8: If you male version of Wendy Willis, I just be
Speaker 8: looking at you, like, man, what you doing? You gotta
Speaker 8: do it on Friday. You're gonna go and do it
Speaker 8: on Friday.
Speaker 3: You got your own podcast, all right, gonna do it.
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 5: Coming up in twenty minutes after, imagine getting a job
Speaker 5: as a pro basketball player and the team's mascot. The
Speaker 5: mascot makes more money than you. We'll talk about it
Speaker 5: right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening the Hardy Morning Show, all right.
Speaker 5: As you guys may have heard, Caitlin Clark was the
Speaker 5: number one pick in the WNBA draft and she'll be
Speaker 5: playing for the Indiana Fever. Okay, congratulations to Caitlin Clark.
Speaker 5: But what shocked everybody was her salary for playing professional basketball.
Speaker 5: Three hundred and thirty eight thousand, fifty six dollars for
Speaker 5: four years.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's over a four year period.
Speaker 5: This breaks down to seventy six a little over seventy
Speaker 5: six thousand dollars in twenty twenty four. This year, seventy eight.
Speaker 5: It goes up to seventy eight next year, then in
Speaker 5: twenty twenty six eighty five thousand, then in twenty twenty
Speaker 5: seven over ninety seven thousand dollars a year. Now consider
Speaker 5: this the NBA mail players. We all know they make
Speaker 5: more money, but they earn an average andnnual salary of
Speaker 5: over ten million dollars annually. Ten million dollars. This is
Speaker 5: for the men the NBA. And to make it worse,
Speaker 5: that's average. That's average, though, Tommy. And to make it worse,
Speaker 5: the mascots, the mascots of the NBA teams make a
Speaker 5: lot more per year than w w NBA players. The
Speaker 5: Denver Nuggets mascot, for instance, earns six hundred and twenty
Speaker 5: five thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 3: Sell insulting church stands.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, The mascot for the Atlanta Hawks six
Speaker 5: hundred thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 2: Come on, boy, Chicago right there, that's how you.
Speaker 5: Holp Chicago Bulls mascot annually four hundred grand a year.
Speaker 5: So what are we saying here? This is this is
Speaker 5: a mess. Talk about this horrible, yes, But but on
Speaker 5: the brighter side.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna say it again. Listen to me. Women's basketball
Speaker 8: is great to watch, but you have to put more
Speaker 8: bodies in those stands so that you can get more
Speaker 8: TV rights and you can have more viewership. And women
Speaker 8: have got to support women athletics. This is on you.
Speaker 8: Guys are going to the game. We're going to see
Speaker 8: men play, You're going to see women.
Speaker 5: Do guys see women play?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 8: Everybody, no, no, because it's two different games we're watching.
Speaker 8: But women should support women athletics. I don't. I don't
Speaker 8: see why that's a hard ask. I really don't. The
Speaker 8: more women in this world than now are men go
Speaker 8: to the games and.
Speaker 5: Women watch, then they make more money and get more
Speaker 5: TV exposure and all of that.
Speaker 8: If women want more pay in this sports world, you've
Speaker 8: got to support your team. That's all it is. Just
Speaker 8: go to the game.
Speaker 2: By ticket, go to the game.
Speaker 5: Go to the but the bus well anyway, I was
Speaker 5: gonna say that Kaitlyn, Kaitlyn Clark does have sponsorship deals
Speaker 5: worth three million with Nike State Farmyar Block coming up
Speaker 5: in thirty four minutes after the hour. Roscoe Wallace will
Speaker 5: be in the building right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening Hard Morning Show.
Speaker 5: All right, you see him. He's here, the one and
Speaker 5: only Roscoe Colin take it away.
Speaker 8: We're going on it?
Speaker 2: Who going away?
Speaker 5: Should it?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 5: Roscoe?
Speaker 2: Where jan Rosco going over?
Speaker 5: Wil what going on? Okay, Roscoe?
Speaker 1: So check this out.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you heard the big news a
Speaker 3: Shanti R and B singer Shanti and Nellie. They announced
Speaker 3: that they're engaged and she's also pregnant expecting she's gonna
Speaker 3: have her first baby.
Speaker 1: Souit Isn't that cute?
Speaker 3: Isn't that wonderful? So congratulations to them. But here's the
Speaker 3: thing in Roscoe, they're both entertainers. She's an R and
Speaker 3: B singer, R and B and hip hop. Get Mady
Speaker 3: got a sing jacketed. So my question is, have you
Speaker 3: ever dated an R and B singer? Have you ever
Speaker 3: heard that's the bigger Litzen.
Speaker 8: Right there, A better time like that? You know I
Speaker 8: have the first got start. You know that you will one.
Speaker 8: You know I was kidded with Pearl Baiby, Harl Bailey,
Speaker 8: no help with Perl Bailey. I had good old time
Speaker 8: and then the wonder that dinner got hot a head.
Speaker 8: I got hot to hell with big holiday. They were
Speaker 8: holidays for a little though. She was fussy.
Speaker 2: God, Joe, you know then holiday were fine?
Speaker 1: We ever had you date it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you know in the end they all offering
Speaker 8: this mother things. You know, I got over to them.
Speaker 8: I got a little wild.
Speaker 1: You know, we love hearing you saying say.
Speaker 2: Here's something that ain't nobody never know?
Speaker 8: Oh okay what dropics before she got saved me and
Speaker 8: behay you Jackson.
Speaker 1: You know he's not gonna do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah boy, I'm trying to tell you. I'm telling what
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 8: I'm telling him there and it was crazy too, because
Speaker 8: I tell you who had attitude about it right.
Speaker 2: There, Shirley Caesar man Bean the problem Bean.
Speaker 7: Hated.
Speaker 8: You don't talking about it having around a little bit you'
Speaker 8: rock and waller bapen around for what?
Speaker 3: So let's get to list the song some duets. These
Speaker 3: people weren't necessarily together, but they collab. And you don't
Speaker 3: know that, dude, No, I don't.
Speaker 8: This is true.
Speaker 2: No happen all the time in it booth, up in
Speaker 2: this booth. All right.
Speaker 3: So the first song I want you to sing is
Speaker 3: Where's the love?
Speaker 1: ROBERTA. Flack and Donny Hathaway?
Speaker 8: Where is the love? You said it was mine? All mine, judy,
Speaker 8: end of time? Was it just a lie?
Speaker 2: Where is the love? Right fire?
Speaker 8: Oh right there?
Speaker 2: What are you got baby?
Speaker 1: This world was.
Speaker 2: They said your fee?
Speaker 8: Come on?
Speaker 2: Oh damn girl, you've been so.
Speaker 8: Good to me.
Speaker 2: On if this world was.
Speaker 8: A mine, therfly dropped getting birds into be Hey, Julia,
Speaker 8: that sold. You can get that little to a gild Wright.
Speaker 8: That's right there, Come on, get away from it.
Speaker 1: Ain't no mountain high enough, Ain't no.
Speaker 8: Mountain high, ain't no valley low, ain't no real bo
Speaker 8: Why enough?
Speaker 2: Baby?
Speaker 8: If you need me, call me, no matter where you are,
Speaker 8: no matter how fast. Don't wear your baby. It's all
Speaker 8: My name's.
Speaker 5: Out rob double call.
Speaker 8: Don't have to worry baby out Hey, no man, no.
Speaker 2: No real why enough?
Speaker 8: Sing it?
Speaker 1: Hey, no no enough.
Speaker 2: To keep me from getting to.
Speaker 5: You babe, you're listening morning show coming up at about
Speaker 5: four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for
Speaker 5: today and the subject is he doesn't want me with
Speaker 5: his brother. We'll get into that find out what that's
Speaker 5: all about.
Speaker 8: Brother. Heint word for damn.
Speaker 5: Just a few wait do you hear it? But right
Speaker 5: now it is time for the prank phone call with
Speaker 5: the nephew. Nephew, what you got?
Speaker 7: Well, sirlely, we just thought the NBA playoffs, the NBA
Speaker 7: playoffs just jumping off.
Speaker 8: And that's right here.
Speaker 7: This is the NBA party, NBA party, all right. We're
Speaker 7: throwing an nb A party. And you know I'm coming
Speaker 7: to the party. It's all right if I come to
Speaker 7: the party. But I just might be coming to the party.
Speaker 8: With your wife.
Speaker 1: So what are your himing? And han over there?
Speaker 7: That's what let's go, cat though. Take a listen. Here
Speaker 7: we go, NBA party A party.
Speaker 6: Hello a long time. I'm looking for Brad. Hey, Brad,
Speaker 6: how you doing this?
Speaker 4: Puncho?
Speaker 6: Man? I'm one of Marcus this boys. How you doing man?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, what's that? Hey? I talked to Marcus man. He
Speaker 6: was telling me about you know, the uh the playoff
Speaker 6: party man for for for Sunday.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 6: So, uh, he told me if it was cool, I
Speaker 6: would come through. Man, I just want to call it
Speaker 6: and how let you see if I can if I
Speaker 6: need to bring anything food or some drinks or whatever.
Speaker 6: You know, you took your friends with Marcus. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: this is Pancho. Man, I'm friends with Mark. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: I think it's cool. Yeah yeah, well now you ain't
Speaker 6: the great unless, of course, you know you you're drinking
Speaker 6: something special, but uh yeah, it's it's gonna be me
Speaker 6: Marcus and uh you know, a couple of other boys
Speaker 6: gonna be here and uh, you know, whatever you wanna
Speaker 6: bring it be hyllb. So yeah that's cool. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 6: what time y'all starting? Man? He told me like around one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna be here all day, but you know you're
Speaker 6: coming through by one, one, two o'clock. You know, just
Speaker 6: before the game gets started, we'll have to you know,
Speaker 6: got the flat screen going, everything has to be laid out.
Speaker 6: So uh yeah, just come on through. Whatever you come through,
Speaker 6: all right, just remember man, Pancho, all right, I'll be there,
Speaker 6: I got it, all right? Cool, all right? So Hey,
Speaker 6: hey brand yo, hey Pancho again, Man, listen real quick?
Speaker 6: How much how much food?
Speaker 4: And and and.
Speaker 6: And look at do you have?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 6: I think we got in love for for suddenly. Why
Speaker 6: what you got going on? What's up?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I got I got like three boys gonna
Speaker 6: ride with me.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 6: I just want to make so you got enough over there? Okay,
Speaker 6: who is this again? This punch shows you know we
Speaker 6: talked about thirty minutes ago. This pun show a monk
Speaker 6: Marcus friend right right? Okay, uh I remember my call
Speaker 6: you just about thirty minutes ago, told your Marcus told me.
Speaker 4: Yea, yeah that's right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sorry for ring bringing back and forth. Uh yeah,
Speaker 6: well I mean yes, it's all right. So you know,
Speaker 6: we ain't trying to overload the joints man. Just you know,
Speaker 6: I know Marcus and if you're a friend of his,
Speaker 6: then but that's cool. You can come through. It ain't
Speaker 6: but three guys, man, It ain't the three guys.
Speaker 4: Coming with me.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 6: They real cool.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 6: We we we we'll bring something to put on your
Speaker 6: pid or whatever. You know, it'll be good. Okay, yeah
Speaker 6: that's cool man, But you know, yeah, yeah, come on through, man,
Speaker 6: all right, all right, all right, I talked to you.
Speaker 6: I talked to you, all right, Brett, Hey is wait
Speaker 6: is whatever? Marcus is one of the guys Marcas? Yeah no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 6: I got it's three guys me. I make four, you know,
Speaker 6: some of three other guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah whatever? Man at school?
Speaker 6: Yeah, bring him through, man, come on?
Speaker 4: All right, all right, all right, look.
Speaker 6: Hello, hey Brian, Pancho again. Man, listen, hey, I'm I'm
Speaker 6: gonna bring one more I'm gonna bring one more person
Speaker 6: with me. Hold a pumpkil brakes player.
Speaker 4: Wait, hold up, old up? Now, what's up?
Speaker 6: You market this friend? You're me and my Pancho? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 6: I know you Pancho man, but you're bringing everybody, but
Speaker 6: just go camp and Marcus is cool with me. That's
Speaker 6: my fault.
Speaker 4: We go way back.
Speaker 6: And if you cool with him too, then okay you
Speaker 6: can come. You know, I'm trying to have an NBA
Speaker 6: playoff game. You bring the whole NBA with you. No, no, no,
Speaker 6: it ain't like that, man, man, I mean, place is
Speaker 6: that big? You know my wife is gonna be coming
Speaker 6: through here. And you know I got the house lay out.
Speaker 6: I thought I wouldn't un destroy the place. I just
Speaker 6: got a doghouse like two weeks ago. I trying to
Speaker 6: that up. So if you're coming through, you come through,
Speaker 6: you know, bring one or two people with you. But
Speaker 6: that's it, okay, all right, believe he would have decided me,
Speaker 6: I ain't gonna bring the dude with me. I'm just
Speaker 6: gonna bring a little lady friend with me. Man, if
Speaker 6: is that cool? I'm just gonna bring a little lady friend.
Speaker 6: No dude, Okay, that's cool. Now you're talking, okay, because
Speaker 6: I know she ain't eat it that much, come on
Speaker 6: through here with her and you know, be done with
Speaker 6: That's fine, right right right. I'm gonna call her Simon
Speaker 6: now and tell her and tell her that that that
Speaker 6: she coming with me. Okay, what's her name? Her name, Simon.
Speaker 6: That's funny, that's my wife's name. Okay, okay, okay, maybe
Speaker 6: they hook up while they while we're watching the game.
Speaker 6: That'll be cool. Yang, she ain't here, so I sent
Speaker 6: her and her girls so that the nails done. Okay,
Speaker 6: So check this out. Man. I'm I'm gonna reach out
Speaker 6: to Simon and let her know that we're gonna we're
Speaker 6: gonna leave it and get over there like about one
Speaker 6: and you say it's cool, right, yeah, yeah, it's cool man.
Speaker 6: That that's a whole lot better than being about up
Speaker 6: in here. Okay, okay, yeah yeah yeah. Now and I
Speaker 6: check this man, mine, uh you know, my friend she
Speaker 6: she she married, you know, and and and she wanted
Speaker 6: to get away from my husband for a minute, man,
Speaker 6: I guess they've been going through so you know, you know,
Speaker 6: just keep hold out the way back back up then,
Speaker 6: because bringing a married woman named Samoan, wasn't he guy
Speaker 6: of that My wife's name is Samoon? Okay, well do
Speaker 6: I mean it might? What was this morning? Simone? Is
Speaker 6: her last name? Is that's my last name?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 6: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on, hold on,
Speaker 6: hold on, dog this this okay, this this Simon is
Speaker 6: light skin. Yeah, you keep on describing her. She's light skin,
Speaker 6: five gone, short hair at the halley sat.
Speaker 4: Yeah. That's that's that's that's that's.
Speaker 6: I want you doing with my wife. Hey, dog, me
Speaker 6: and Simone in friend for a minute.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 6: It wasn't until like a couple of weeks ago she
Speaker 6: reached out to me and said she was she was
Speaker 6: going through some some some power. He reached out to
Speaker 6: you to tell you that she's going through.
Speaker 4: Some stuff for the dude.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm dude, okay, okay, I want my wife. Hey man,
Speaker 6: I mean, you know about a year, but who counting
Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying. A year that's about the
Speaker 6: time we started having some issues. Yeah, yeah, y'all come
Speaker 6: on over to this party. Hey man, I'm sure we
Speaker 6: can try to figure this kind of situation. I'm not pump.
Speaker 4: You my wife.
Speaker 6: You I don't given about her either. I know you
Speaker 6: are you know they say, you know what, I've always
Speaker 6: believed this. There are no mistakes when this. Everything happens
Speaker 6: where it's supposed to be. So it's funny how you
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Speaker 6: My boy gave no no, no, I get it. You
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Speaker 6: My boy gave me this knocked up lead. Leave some
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Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 6: You can't tell me right now. You know I'm about
Speaker 6: to be up and come with you.
Speaker 4: Right now.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna call her. Matter say, I ain't gonna call
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Speaker 5: Nephew.
Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 5: The subject is he doesn't want me to be with
Speaker 5: his brother. We'll find out why.
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Speaker 5: Thank you nephew. Subject he doesn't want me to be
Speaker 5: with his brother. Dear Stephen Shirley. My husband and I
Speaker 5: live in a duplex and his brother and the brother's girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Live next to us.
Speaker 5: I don't get along with a girlfriend, and she knows
Speaker 5: she will never be welcomed in my house. My husband's
Speaker 5: brother and I are the same age. We're forty six.
Speaker 5: My husband is fifty eight and he has problems with
Speaker 5: sleep apnea, so he's been sleeping with a sea pat
Speaker 5: machine to help him sleep at night because of it.
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of sex.
Speaker 5: With my husband. I have it with his brother ind instead.
Speaker 5: He gives me all of the great sex that I
Speaker 5: want and need, and we don't even have to sneak
Speaker 5: around to do it. He comes over after my husband
Speaker 5: falls asleep and the sounds of his sleep machine drown
Speaker 5: out any sounds we're making in the next room. We
Speaker 5: are usually able to make love two or three times
Speaker 5: a night, once or twice a week. My husband sleeps
Speaker 5: right through it all, and I wake up happy and fulfilled.
Speaker 5: The girlfriend doesn't suspect a thing because her man is
Speaker 5: at his brother's house. The only issue that I'm having
Speaker 5: with this love triangle is that my husband's brother doesn't
Speaker 5: want me to have sex with my husband anymore. We
Speaker 5: had a talk and he was serious about that. I
Speaker 5: told him that I have to be intimate with my
Speaker 5: husband too, or he'll know something's not right. So what's
Speaker 5: crazy is I have to sneak to have sex with
Speaker 5: a man I'm married, but I can freely have sex
Speaker 5: with his brother. Make it make sense? He has threatened
Speaker 5: to end our affair. Does his brother have the right
Speaker 5: to be jealous? Does this sound crazy to you? What
Speaker 5: should I do here?
Speaker 1: Does this sound crazy to you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, this sounds perfectly sane and sensible to me.
Speaker 5: Perfectly you and your brother in law having sex in
Speaker 5: your house, right under your husband's nose. What's crazy about
Speaker 5: that your brother in law doesn't want you to have
Speaker 5: sex with his brother, your husband anymore, just with him. Nope,
Speaker 5: still doesn't sound crazy to me. Your brother in law
Speaker 5: is threatening to stop your affair if you don't stop
Speaker 5: having sex with your own husband. Well, doesn't every brother
Speaker 5: who's sleeping with his brother's wife want this? I mean, really, Okay,
Speaker 5: I'm being sarcastic here, of course, because I want you
Speaker 5: to hear how ridiculous this sounds. We are to believe
Speaker 5: that because your husband sleeps with a seapap machine, you're
Speaker 5: having sex with his brother. You never once said your
Speaker 5: husband wasn't a good husband. You never said he doesn't
Speaker 5: love you. You never even said you don't love your husband.
Speaker 5: Your husband's not cheating, nothing like that. I guess you're
Speaker 5: sleeping with his brother because you can, because he's right
Speaker 5: next door, or simply because you don't like his girlfriend.
Speaker 5: Those are the only things you told us about any
Speaker 5: other thing besides you and the brother in law. You
Speaker 5: asked Steve and I to make this make sense. Hmm.
Speaker 5: Really that's kind of impossible, because no one can make
Speaker 5: sense of this foolishness, and I don't want any.
Speaker 1: Parts of it.
Speaker 5: I mean, how can we possibly help you here? You
Speaker 5: don't want our help, because if your husband just happens
Speaker 5: to wake up one of those nights that you think
Speaker 5: that you think he's sleeping through, I feel sorry for
Speaker 5: you and his brother. But until then, do you boo Steve.
Speaker 8: Wow, I'm forever amazed at how people have created these
Speaker 8: new norms, how everybody now does has all this dysfunctional
Speaker 8: faith or dysfunctional behavior, and then you want us to
Speaker 8: normalize it, like, y'all don't see what I'm trying to
Speaker 8: do here. No, no, we don't, and we don't. And
Speaker 8: you trifling. You trifling. Your husband's brother is trifling. So
Speaker 8: this is a letter full of trifling mess. And now
Speaker 8: at the end of it, does this her brother have
Speaker 8: the right to be jealous? What are y'all talking about? Okay,
Speaker 8: your husband and you and your husband live in a
Speaker 8: duplex plexit, and his brother and the girlfriend live next
Speaker 8: door to y'all in the duplex. I don't get along
Speaker 8: with the girlfriend, and she knows she will be never
Speaker 8: be welcome in my house. Well, now let's take this
Speaker 8: line right here, because this is now that we've read
Speaker 8: the letter, this makes perfect sense. I don't get along
Speaker 8: with the girlfriend and she knows she will never be
Speaker 8: welcome in my house. Also, she can't come over there.
Speaker 8: You got a lot of well we know based on
Speaker 8: this letter, we know why she can't come over. Yeah, right,
Speaker 8: because it's the party house, and she the only one
Speaker 8: ain't involved in the party. Out of the four people,
Speaker 8: she's the only one not involved in the party. You
Speaker 8: and the party, your husband and the party, your brother
Speaker 8: in law in the party. She can't come to the
Speaker 8: party house. My husband's brother and I the same age.
Speaker 8: We forty six. Your husband is fifty eight. He's got
Speaker 8: problems with sleep, appnew, so he been sleep with a
Speaker 8: seatpack machine to help him sleep at night. In case
Speaker 8: y'all don't know what that is, that's that mask. That's
Speaker 8: that mask you put on. It pushes ad through your
Speaker 8: nasal passages and everything, so you don't stop breathing due
Speaker 8: to a couple of problems you might have, and it
Speaker 8: causes you to breathe or more freely. Okay, So now
Speaker 8: he got the machine on that. This is seapack machine, y'all.
Speaker 8: I used to sleep on a seapack machine till I
Speaker 8: found a way to heal myself. Praise God for that.
Speaker 8: But one night the seapack machine came off and it
Speaker 8: fell in my lap. You know, I sleep naked. Then
Speaker 8: I found a whole nother need for that seapack machine.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, hang on, sepap you take.
Speaker 2: That cuff and you leave it there. Let me tell
Speaker 2: you some.
Speaker 5: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
Speaker 5: twenty three minutes after the hour. Thank you for the
Speaker 5: background seatpap machine noise.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 5: The subject of today's strawberry letter he doesn't want me
Speaker 5: to be with his brother. We'll get back into it
Speaker 5: right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 5: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 5: The subject is he doesn't want me to be with
Speaker 5: his brother.
Speaker 2: All right, let me go through this quickly.
Speaker 8: Here's this woman that's forty six years old that lives
Speaker 8: in the duplex with her husband who's fifty eight. They
Speaker 8: next door neighbors. Right next door in the duplex, it's
Speaker 8: his forty six year old brother with her girlfriend. She
Speaker 8: don't like the girlfriend, and the girlfriend may walk come
Speaker 8: over to the house. We know in the letter why
Speaker 8: she ain't walcome over to the house. Her husband and
Speaker 8: her don't have sex because he got some health issues.
Speaker 8: He sleep on a seapack machine at night, and so
Speaker 8: we don't have a lot of sex with my husband.
Speaker 8: I have it with his brother in state that line
Speaker 8: you raggedy, healful? So now you sleeping with your her
Speaker 8: husband's brother. He gives me all the great sex that
Speaker 8: I want and need, and we don't even have to
Speaker 8: sneak around to do it.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, what you don't have to sneak around
Speaker 2: to do it? Well, let me show you what she
Speaker 2: called now sleep sneaking around.
Speaker 8: He comes over after my husband falls asleep, and the
Speaker 8: sounds of his sleep miss drown out any side, any
Speaker 8: sounds we're making in the next room. Wait a minute, man,
Speaker 8: y'all having sex in the next room? Why your husband
Speaker 8: is in the other rooms sleep? His brother is in
Speaker 8: here sleeping with his wife. And you think the sleep
Speaker 8: machine drowns out the sounds, y'all make it. We're usually
Speaker 8: able to make love two to three times a night,
Speaker 8: once or twice a week. My husband sleeps right through
Speaker 8: it all, and I wake up happy and fulfilled. Yes,
Speaker 8: the girlfriend don't suspect a thing because her man is
Speaker 8: at his brother's house. The only issue that I'm having
Speaker 8: with this love triangle. Now, guess what, and you know
Speaker 8: why you're over there at the house because you don't
Speaker 8: allow her to come over either. Remember that at the
Speaker 8: top of the letter and see will because you don't
Speaker 8: like her. You created the dislike you did this the girlfriend.
Speaker 8: They did nothing wrong to you. You doing something wrong
Speaker 8: to the girlfriend and your husband.
Speaker 2: So now.
Speaker 8: The only problem I'm having with this love triangle is
Speaker 8: my husband's brother does not want me to have sex
Speaker 8: with my husband anymore. What we had a talk and
Speaker 8: he was serious about that. I told him I have
Speaker 8: to be intimate with my husband too, or he'll know
Speaker 8: something's not right. So what's crazy is no? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 8: you ain't got to say that crazy ben happened. But
Speaker 8: now here she come and she see this is what
Speaker 8: I'm talking about. These people have these abnormal behaviors and
Speaker 8: try to normalize them. Did she say, what's so what's crazy?
Speaker 8: Is now.
Speaker 2: What you mean?
Speaker 8: What's crazy? That's already crazy. I have to sneak to
Speaker 8: have sex with the man I'm married to, but I
Speaker 8: can freely have sex with his brother. Wait a minute, lady, no, no,
Speaker 8: y'all have locks on these doors. You're supposed to have
Speaker 8: sex with your hus You shouldn't be sneaking around on
Speaker 8: your hugs, And you really shouldn't be sneaking around with
Speaker 8: his brother in the room next door while he and
Speaker 8: that listening to that damn seatpack machine. Then she says,
Speaker 8: I can freely have sex with his brother. How you
Speaker 8: call that freely having sex? You're sneaking with your husband. No,
Speaker 8: you're not freely Your husband is next door. She says
Speaker 8: that I can freely have sex. Make it make sense?
Speaker 2: Why we can't? What can we do? It make sense?
Speaker 8: What's wrong with y'all? I done told y'all quitting having
Speaker 8: these crazy ass behaviors. You have made it normal. Now
Speaker 8: you want us to help you. We got no help
Speaker 8: for you. We don't give a damn what you do.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen. Though, let me
Speaker 8: tell you what's gonna happen. He has threatened to end
Speaker 8: our affair. Does his brother have the right to be jealous? Well,
Speaker 8: whether he have the right or not, he jealous. He
Speaker 8: don't have the right to be sleeping with his brother's wife,
Speaker 8: but he doing it. You don't have the right to
Speaker 8: violate your husband's trust in y'all's marriage with the dude
Speaker 8: that stay next door, which happens to be his brother.
Speaker 8: Does this sound crazy to you?
Speaker 1: Helpful?
Speaker 8: Do this sound crazy to you? What should I do here? Okay,
Speaker 8: let me tell you what's gonna happen. Your man gonna
Speaker 8: wake up one night, because let me tell you what happened.
Speaker 8: When you wake up with that seatpack machine on, you
Speaker 8: can set it down and it'll blow freely for a
Speaker 8: couple of couple of beats, not long, for about fifteen
Speaker 8: ten fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2: I think it'll blow freely.
Speaker 8: And then and then it'll cut off, and then you
Speaker 8: have to come back and put it on, and then
Speaker 8: it'll start back up again. M I think what's gonna
Speaker 8: happen is he gonna have to go bathroom one of
Speaker 8: them nights exactly.
Speaker 5: He's gonna wake wake up.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he gonna wake up, and that seapack machine gonna
Speaker 8: cut off, and he gonna hear that noise. Then he
Speaker 8: gonna look over and realize you ain't in bed. He
Speaker 8: don't think somebody has broke in the house and over
Speaker 8: that beating you. He gonna walk in the room. Y'all
Speaker 8: ain't gonna hear him, and even if you do hear him,
Speaker 8: what is y'all doing in this damn bed together?
Speaker 2: It's gonna happen and then it's gonna be on and cracking.
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Speaker 1: This you're listening morning show. It is time now for
Speaker 1: Junior and Sports Talk? What you got Junior?
Speaker 11: I don't know if y'all heard about this, but John
Speaker 11: tay Porter is the center for the Toronto Raptors. He
Speaker 11: has been banned for life for betting on NBA games.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 11: And then also he was given inside information to betters
Speaker 11: like who's playing the night, who's injured, the trades is
Speaker 11: about to happen. He was just giving up everything, So
Speaker 11: he's bad for life. How you think your parents feel
Speaker 11: at this point? You don't work your whole life to
Speaker 11: get him, man, and now you done gave it up.
Speaker 11: Now your parents sitting over there mad as hell that
Speaker 11: you use NBA playing now your ass at home.
Speaker 2: With us now that they ain't got to pay your contract. No, man,
Speaker 2: So what is your tall?
Speaker 8: What is you do?
Speaker 1: Six eleven? Where is you gonna work at?
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 11: I got two games tonight, Chicago Bulls and the Miami Heat.
Speaker 2: We don't know if Jimmy Buck is gonna play to night.
Speaker 8: He'll spraying m.
Speaker 11: C l do we have the New Orleans and the
Speaker 11: Sacramento Kings and no Zion Wings in the night he
Speaker 11: is out with a hamstring?
Speaker 8: So done?
Speaker 11: Oh man, Well, you know C J. McCulloch and Brandon
Speaker 11: 't gonna have to step it up. I don't know
Speaker 11: how you feel about this hunch.
Speaker 2: You know they didn't play well Tho the night lost
Speaker 2: to the Lakers.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so he's just Sacramento Just go hey, man, let
Speaker 8: me tell you something. Man doing it point god, I
Speaker 8: got the falling flopping people be doing Bron acting Yeah,
Speaker 8: like yeah, man, they got a whole wheel out on
Speaker 8: some of the faking heat or like this mad boy
Speaker 8: somebody shot him.
Speaker 1: You better get your file Lebroudt.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Lebron getting his acting career ready after baseball, after basketball.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for these games tonight of for the A C.
Speaker 11: But speaking of basketball, the Olympic basketball roster has been
Speaker 11: released for the NBA for the men Olympic basketball team.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 11: We got Steph Curry, Anthony Davis, Kevin Durant, uh Anthony Edwards,
Speaker 11: Joel eb Lebron, James Kawhi, Leonard, Jason Tatum, Drew Holliday,
Speaker 11: and Tyrese Halliburton. That's our roster for the Olympics and
Speaker 11: men's basketball.
Speaker 8: Do we get is just gone in the world. I
Speaker 8: just we just gave you out a full NBA fro.
Speaker 1: That's what we did.
Speaker 8: They ain't gonna give.
Speaker 2: Us the gold. We didn't got to play you just
Speaker 2: give us the gold, right.
Speaker 11: Jason Tatum from Boston, from Boston, Man, Yeah, and this
Speaker 11: is personally why Kevin Durant alone.
Speaker 1: Man, come on, man, dream team again. Yes, it's another
Speaker 1: dream team right there, Man.
Speaker 8: So go get it. Ken gotta get edge up. Will
Speaker 8: he go there and do this?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 8: Junior?
Speaker 5: Coming up at the top of the hour of man
Speaker 5: needs some advice, Steve. He invited a woman to ride
Speaker 5: to the cemetery with him. Well, she needs the advice.
Speaker 5: She wants to know if that's his way of flirting
Speaker 5: with her m we'll find out right after.
Speaker 1: This you're listening morning show.
Speaker 5: See this is from Eleanor in Minneapolis. Eleanor says, one
Speaker 5: of my neighbors recently lost his wife. So I roasted
Speaker 5: three hens and made some potato salad and I dropped
Speaker 5: it by his house for him and his daughters. He
Speaker 5: was grateful, and he said he returned my dishes. He
Speaker 5: came by a few days later with my empty dishes.
Speaker 5: I told him he was dressed nicely, and he said
Speaker 5: he dressed up just for me. A day later he
Speaker 5: called and invited me to ride to the cemetery with
Speaker 5: him since his wife was laid to rest where my
Speaker 5: husband is buried. I told him I don't like visiting cemeteries,
Speaker 5: and I think I hurt his feelings. Is he flirting?
Speaker 5: Did I give him the wrong impression when I took
Speaker 5: him that food.
Speaker 8: It's a dead giveaway.
Speaker 2: Bad, my bad dog.
Speaker 8: It was just there, dumb.
Speaker 1: And your uncle. My goodness, So what's going on here?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 8: Yeah, you know what? And you know why you took
Speaker 8: your stuff over there? Because she liked the man wife?
Speaker 8: Did she sings? You took two hands over that? What
Speaker 8: old people?
Speaker 5: Three people?
Speaker 8: They take some chicken over there. Yeah, she know what
Speaker 8: she was doing. She took all that time baking that chicken. Queen,
Speaker 8: she don't try no chicken. She took two hens over that.
Speaker 8: She know what that is. Showed our little grave in
Speaker 8: the bottom of the dog cornish dish all that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: she knew what she was doing. Did I send the
Speaker 8: wrong impression? It went just like you wanted it.
Speaker 5: To go with a date to the cemetery though, Hey,
Speaker 5: you want to ride with me down here?
Speaker 8: No, ain't show mama them down here. Wait, hold up,
Speaker 8: my wife down here. Your husband down here won't go
Speaker 8: to the cemetary. I don't like going to the cemetery. Yeah,
Speaker 8: that kind of hurted. See, he ain't been out there
Speaker 8: in a while. He ain't dated in a while, so
Speaker 8: he gonna know date.
Speaker 9: Move.
Speaker 1: He just trying to know that a date of the
Speaker 1: cemetery is wrong. He don't know.
Speaker 2: He just he's just trying to spend time together.
Speaker 8: What better way to have a woman than to have
Speaker 8: to console's.
Speaker 4: Not working for me.
Speaker 8: Sorry, Look he he ain't look here. Move passed some
Speaker 8: time to the to the goat and you know, you
Speaker 8: know my wife would get the stant clothes and you
Speaker 8: look nice to me. I know I put the on
Speaker 8: the whole time.
Speaker 2: She would get the hotpit for.
Speaker 8: That's okay, because that's what's gonna go out to set.
Speaker 6: This.
Speaker 8: You me, you met both these people on silver Line and.
Speaker 5: Just bringing my dishes back. I'm good.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm getting back.
Speaker 8: You know. Put that good? You know I was looking
Speaker 8: at you, all right, keep about four plots down, making rested.
Speaker 8: I saw him when I was out there.
Speaker 1: Tell you want to drive to the cemetery with me?
Speaker 2: See a plack out there? I know he thought that
Speaker 2: fall away.
Speaker 1: No, no, this is not a good date.
Speaker 8: No, it's not sexy.
Speaker 2: It's not at all.
Speaker 5: And your voice is not sexy.
Speaker 8: I want to break up with Hi because he's boy.
Speaker 2: I want a lot of time.
Speaker 1: All right, we have time for another one, Steve.
Speaker 5: This is from Benita in clear Water Old Boys. Benita said,
Speaker 5: I have a home based business making custom cakes. I
Speaker 5: was asked to do a specialty cake for a bachelorette
Speaker 5: party in the shape of a man's front parts. I
Speaker 5: shaped the cake and I was preparing to put the
Speaker 5: icing on it when my husband saw it and pitched
Speaker 5: a fit, saying it was too vulgar.
Speaker 1: He told me to cancel the order.
Speaker 5: I refused to do it. He's he used to be
Speaker 5: a heathen, but now he's saved and sanctified. He judges everyone.
Speaker 5: My cake turned out great. I got paid a lot
Speaker 5: of money. How do I get my holy rolla husband
Speaker 5: to relax?
Speaker 8: Well? One of the things change.
Speaker 5: About that voice again?
Speaker 8: Do you make casky cakes? You make me a casky cake.
Speaker 1: I take it down there to coming up in twenty
Speaker 1: minutes after.
Speaker 13: We'll have more.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening morning show. Today is National
Speaker 1: Humorous Day?
Speaker 5: Guys, did you know that humor increases productivity and brain power?
Speaker 5: You probably knew that, Steve. It reduces stress and anxiety.
Speaker 5: It strengthens the immune system.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. And humor relaxes muscles.
Speaker 8: All right, we'll see right there. You know what I
Speaker 8: ain't never had cause humor strift is your immune I
Speaker 8: ain't never hed covid.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, so happy humorous stay to you, to
Speaker 5: Junior and to Tommy. Are three comedians on this show.
Speaker 8: And did you know your line ain't working? Hell? I
Speaker 8: called COVID three times. I don't know what the hell?
Speaker 2: Well, you know that you got to know who.
Speaker 8: You got to look at who the king of this comedy? See,
Speaker 8: you know when you're talking with somebody that the king
Speaker 8: of the comedy. Then they dis explained with a lot
Speaker 8: of y'all. Your mule system made that the constructed at
Speaker 8: mine because you know, you go, you had you had,
Speaker 8: you had that other disease that here you from, and
Speaker 8: then Junior had a little sickness that come up on
Speaker 8: him every nine. Then put your mule system.
Speaker 3: So you're saying more, touring, touring, more shows, more headline
Speaker 3: and charge more.
Speaker 5: Could you be a comedian with a voice like that?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 2: No, will he done it?
Speaker 1: Yes, we'll have more of the.
Speaker 5: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up.
Speaker 8: I don't know why you talk about me so like
Speaker 8: you do.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that would you rather? Right, you're
Speaker 1: listening Harvey Morning Show. It's time now for a round
Speaker 1: of would you rather? Would you rather shoot.
Speaker 5: Hoops with Angel Reese or would you rather race with
Speaker 5: Hikari Richardson.
Speaker 2: I'm with angry, not gonna You're gonna get your ass.
Speaker 2: I know it's just how you as.
Speaker 6: Falling a run.
Speaker 1: Don't fall, don't take your junior?
Speaker 8: What are you talking about you're gonna do what.
Speaker 4: I'm the way.
Speaker 6: I know that.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna race your car for shore.
Speaker 8: No, No, we just going to practic.
Speaker 1: No, you gotta race her.
Speaker 5: You gotta play hoops with Angel or race with Chakari?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 5: Waffle House or Eye Hop? Would you rather waffle House
Speaker 5: or Eye Hop?
Speaker 8: You know both of them. I've been wanting to go
Speaker 8: to both of them.
Speaker 7: There'd be more action in the waffle House, though you
Speaker 7: might see an ad in the million.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's why I'm gonna go to Hop.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right there where it's car pancakes and leave.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna care for them chins. I don't care for
Speaker 8: listening to what everybody order them.
Speaker 2: Chairs that don't move, man.
Speaker 8: They bolted? All right?
Speaker 5: Would you rather sit in a hot tub with five
Speaker 5: naked strangers or sit in a hot tub with your ex?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 8: How you doing? I'm Temmy, man, I'm Temmy's.
Speaker 1: Good to meet you. Why you gottas in there.
Speaker 8: Now with my ex?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 8: Who's the chicken you got with your brother?
Speaker 5: Hey? Pleasure and everybody's just naked.
Speaker 7: What I happen to do is be naked again with
Speaker 7: my uh X, with your eggs all, oh, I see you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you don't do it? Sure you're getting it?
Speaker 2: Was that no ste family fugee?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well show your love.
Speaker 8: As a matter of fact, but show you love. I'm finished, standup,
Speaker 8: Yeah all you know I'm fit to get over out here.
Speaker 5: Ready, I'm used to applause yourself.
Speaker 8: Oh five.
Speaker 5: All right, that's today's round of would you rather? And
Speaker 5: coming up next, we'll close out the show with the
Speaker 5: one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 1: Morning show.
Speaker 5: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
Speaker 5: day on this Friday. It's been a great day. And
Speaker 5: before we get to Steve's closing remarks, we have got
Speaker 5: to say congratulations once again to the Nephew for his
Speaker 5: show Ready to Love.
Speaker 1: Tell us one more time, Tommy.
Speaker 8: Ready to Love is getting ready to hit Philadelphia. So
Speaker 8: it is Ready to Love Philly. It sounds like Philly
Speaker 8: to me.
Speaker 7: We will be shooting this summer and we're looking for
Speaker 7: we're looking for singles in Philadelphia, So y'all get ready.
Speaker 7: If you are a single lady that's looking to get
Speaker 7: out there and you're looking for love, having found to
Speaker 7: get time, it gonna help you find it. Okay, I
Speaker 7: will navigate you through a journey so you can find love.
Speaker 7: We start out with twenty people, ten men, ten women,
Speaker 7: all looking for the same thing. Process of elimination. Each week,
Speaker 7: women eliminate men, man eliminate women. That dwindles down till
Speaker 7: we got six people left, three couples who have hopefully
Speaker 7: found love. That's the prize. The prize is love. It
Speaker 7: ain't no million dollars, it ain't no trip around the world.
Speaker 8: It is love. That's the prize.
Speaker 5: And Tommy Steve asked you earlier, have you had couples
Speaker 5: that have gone on to get married or to.
Speaker 13: Dot remember they got there on another TV show? Now, yeah, dude,
Speaker 13: good dude, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yep, they're still married doing their thing.
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 7: All right, see, people, there's actually been people from one season.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, there's actually been people from one season hooked
Speaker 7: up with people from other seasons. It's crazy, oh like that. Yeah,
Speaker 7: but the key word is single though, keyword you need
Speaker 7: to be single. So Philadelphia, you need to be single.
Speaker 7: On coming there and you're married, you separated, y'all kind
Speaker 7: of going through something, y'all still living together?
Speaker 8: No, you looking for single people?
Speaker 5: Congratulations nephew.
Speaker 2: All right, Steve, Hey, I got.
Speaker 8: A question for you.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 11: You know, I'll watch a lot of the things that
Speaker 11: you do. You got TV shows, you got family, You've
Speaker 11: built this life.
Speaker 8: Do you I got that? I got what he I
Speaker 8: got TV showing.
Speaker 2: Gone asking and as.
Speaker 11: Ahead, Yeah, well you know he doing he's doing it too.
Speaker 11: I just had to ask talk because I think about
Speaker 11: all the stuff you have. Do you ever do you
Speaker 11: ever think about the pressure is to maintain that life on?
Speaker 8: Well, I don't have to think about the pressure. I'm
Speaker 8: under it every day. You know, I got all that
Speaker 8: on my back. But you know, the blessing in it
Speaker 8: is that I'm built for this. You are built for
Speaker 8: whatever your situation is. You are built to carry the load.
Speaker 8: He never puts more on you than you can bet
Speaker 8: than you can bear, and if you maintain a relationship
Speaker 8: with God, he will constantly reinforce that for you. What
Speaker 8: happens to most people is we stray away from our
Speaker 8: relationship with God and now we don't have the backup.
Speaker 8: We don't have the fortified strength, the peace of mind,
Speaker 8: the joy and the realization that God is with me.
Speaker 8: And once you don't have that, that's when life appears
Speaker 8: to be overwhelming for people, but life gets feels can
Speaker 8: feel overwhelming for me at times, but I'm never far away.
Speaker 8: I'm just one prayer away from peace. That's what I
Speaker 8: always know. I'm always just one prayer away from peace.
Speaker 8: So when it gets to be a bit much for me,
Speaker 8: I take it to God and I hand it to
Speaker 8: him because you let me have all this. You blessed
Speaker 8: me with it and gave it to me. So you
Speaker 8: have to know that I have what it takes to
Speaker 8: carry the load, So just provide me with the necessary
Speaker 8: inspiration to do it. I'm under an immense amount of pressure,
Speaker 8: but I happen to and this is not bragging. I'm
Speaker 8: just telling you what's afforded me because of God's grace
Speaker 8: and mercy. I'm under immense amount of pressure, but I
Speaker 8: handle it extremely well, extremely well. Of all of the
Speaker 8: public scrutiny you've ever seen me under, of all of
Speaker 8: the misinformation about me and my wife online, about all
Speaker 8: of the accusations that's been levied against me, and ninety
Speaker 8: nine percent of them never are even close to the truth.
Speaker 8: I managed to get up and keep going anyway. But
Speaker 8: that's God's favor. All my life. That's God's blessing. That's
Speaker 8: what he gives you when you when you commune with him,
Speaker 8: When you communicate with him, he will provide you a
Speaker 8: level of comfort and peace that will help you, that
Speaker 8: will help you sustain through all of your woes and worries.
Speaker 8: And then I have prayer. You've heard the old people
Speaker 8: say it a million times. If you're gonna pray about it,
Speaker 8: don't worry about it. And if you're gonna worry about it,
Speaker 8: then don't pray about it. You know, when I get
Speaker 8: when I find myself worry, I stop because I ain't
Speaker 8: got to carry this by myself. And when you got
Speaker 8: God in your life, man, you don't have to carry
Speaker 8: the load by yourself. The load is overwhelming when you
Speaker 8: take it on yourself. And the majority of the weight
Speaker 8: that people are put on themselves is tomorrow. They carry
Speaker 8: two things with them that make it overbearing. You bring
Speaker 8: your past with you, and you worry about the future,
Speaker 8: and you ain't got no control over neither one of them.
Speaker 8: You keep hanging on to something you did, and you
Speaker 8: allow people to remind you of it all the time.
Speaker 8: That makes you heavy. And now hear you worrying about
Speaker 8: tomorrow when today is plenty. So if you get yourself
Speaker 8: overwhelmed like that, refocus, talk to godet and get on
Speaker 8: today because today is enough and it keeps me from
Speaker 8: becoming overwhelmed. So, yeah, do I feel the pressure of
Speaker 8: my life. Oftentimes I do, But I'm also built for this.
Speaker 8: God made me and designed me wonderfully for this moment
Speaker 8: right here. And so even though it seems a lot,
Speaker 8: and it is, it ain't too much. All you got
Speaker 8: to do is fortify your relationship with God. He gets
Speaker 8: you through it anything. That's what I did. Those are
Speaker 8: my closing remarks. Hey, y'all, talk to God today. When
Speaker 8: I tell you, he'd absolutely love to hear from you,
Speaker 8: that's a fact. And it don't matter when the last
Speaker 8: time you talk to him. Just talk to him today.
Speaker 8: He's always available, y'all.
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