Speaker 1: If I buy eight bitcoins, does that mean I have
Speaker 1: one byte coin?
Speaker 2: How do bitcoin minors resolve their conflicts? They hash it out.
Speaker 1: I finally have bitcoins. I don't understand the hype though
Speaker 1: they're not tasty.
Speaker 2: Why won't Superman invest in bitcoin because his weakness is crypto?
Speaker 1: I'm allergic to bitcoin. You could say it's my kryptonite.
Speaker 2: A boy asked his dad, who invested in bitcoin? For
Speaker 2: ten dollars worth of bitcoin? He said, nine dollars and
Speaker 2: sixty seven cents. What do you need ten dollars and
Speaker 2: forty seven cents? Four?
Speaker 1: Batman invited all the superheroes for a discussion on bitcoin.
Speaker 1: Superman didn't show up because it was crypto night.
Speaker 2: Why did Tesla stop accepting bitcoin as payment a few
Speaker 2: months because you have to charge it?
Speaker 1: I asked Elon Musk if I should mind bitcoin or ethereum?
Speaker 1: He said, I would be fine with ether.
Speaker 2: Or what costs hundreds of millions of dollars but is
Speaker 2: completely worthless. Runner up in the presidential election?
Speaker 1: What did the cool bitcoiner say when he toasted his GPU?
Speaker 1: Never mind?
Speaker 2: I found a coin on the street the other day
Speaker 2: and it had teeth marks all over it. It was
Speaker 2: a bitcoin.
Speaker 1: The laughter isn't over. We'll be back after this brief break.
Speaker 1: What do dentists pay their bills with bitcoin? What currency
Speaker 1: do zombies use? Crypto? There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel.
Speaker 1: It's a sound investment.
Speaker 2: I used to work as a chef for a cryptocurrency exchange.
Speaker 2: I was really good at cooking the books.
Speaker 1: Why does cryptocurrency customer service sucks? Because all they do
Speaker 1: is who?
Speaker 2: You know? How tumbs tend to have money that's buried
Speaker 2: with their inhabitants. That's the first cryptocurrency.
Speaker 1: I blocked so many crypto scammers from my DMS. It
Speaker 1: was a blockchain.
Speaker 2: My local butchers has started accepting crypto as payment, but
Speaker 2: only proof of steak.
Speaker 1: I'm going to Setoshi Nakamoto this year for Halloween. No
Speaker 1: one is going to know who I am. I'm Bob
Speaker 1: Jeffey and I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the blockchain of
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