Speaker 1: Has tipping culture gotten out of control?
Speaker 2: We're moving there.
Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: We've done a lot of stories about how the public's
Speaker 3: getting frustrated because everywhere they go, everywhere they look, even
Speaker 3: when they're doing self checkout, it's like, hey, you want
Speaker 3: to leave a twenty five percent tip for the groceries
Speaker 3: that you just scanned yourself?
Speaker 4: Oh yep, also put in your cart, yourself bagged yourself.
Speaker 4: Wait did I actually even talk to anyone?
Speaker 3: Y Well, now there's a story making headlines that tipping
Speaker 3: cultures worked its way into the Newark Airport in New Jersey.
Speaker 2: It's okay.
Speaker 3: A passenger was checking in at the United ticketing counter.
Speaker 3: Turns out their checked bag was half a pound too heavy.
Speaker 3: Uh huh oh, just zero point five pounds over the
Speaker 3: weight limit.
Speaker 1: Okay, take that code out and put it.
Speaker 2: On, take one thing out.
Speaker 3: Well, the agent just looked over at the person, smiled
Speaker 3: and said, Nah, don't.
Speaker 1: Worry, I didn't see nothing awesome. You never hear that
Speaker 1: from airline them a high five.
Speaker 3: Even so, the customer thought, oh cool, I'm getting a
Speaker 3: nice break. But then the agent pointed down to the
Speaker 3: counter and said, you can just leave me a little
Speaker 3: tip for that right here.
Speaker 2: No, the.
Speaker 3: Customer would wonder the same thing, asked is he being
Speaker 3: for real?
Speaker 1: And the agent said yes, I'm serious.
Speaker 3: No, So the passenger threw down five bucks.
Speaker 5: What I would not I would, I think, because I'd
Speaker 5: be If not, they'd be like, yeah, than fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: On the way home, they said they did feel a
Speaker 1: little weird about it. I feel like they were.
Speaker 2: Just like blackmailed.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's how they a little scammed. So they went
Speaker 3: and reported it to United on their No surprise, United
Speaker 3: has not responded, but in general, the stories making the
Speaker 3: rounds online and people are saying it's totally ridiculous. If
Speaker 3: it ever happens again. They recommend asking for a supervis
Speaker 3: I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Do it because I feel like it's almost like condescending
Speaker 4: to give someone money who's not in.
Speaker 2: A tipping situation. Job.
Speaker 4: It's like, you look like you need this any service, right.
Speaker 3: I think we all should pull out a few dollar
Speaker 3: bills for digital Jake, as we said the shot collar
Speaker 3: question of the day, shout it out.
Speaker 2: I do this for the love of the game only.
Speaker 1: I want to speak to your supervisor. That's not cool.
Speaker 2: He refuses our money on ja on this day.
Speaker 6: Back in nineteen eighty one, a group of four robbers
Speaker 6: broke into the vault of a First National Bank in
Speaker 6: Tucson and made off with three point three million dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was so much and now.
Speaker 6: At the time it made it the largest single heist
Speaker 6: in US history. The culprits were never identified and never caught,
Speaker 6: so obviously they must have been pretty smart. Yeah, but
Speaker 6: today we're just going to focus on the dumb criminals.
Speaker 6: I'm going to read you some news headlines about the
Speaker 6: stupidest criminals in American history, and you have to tell
Speaker 6: me if it was real or not. In a special
Speaker 6: low brow law Breakers edition of.
Speaker 4: Twenty After years of doing laser stories, I feel like
Speaker 4: every one of these is gonna be real.
Speaker 1: Girl jaded here.
Speaker 6: You know what, Just for you guys, all of these
Speaker 6: potential crimes happened in Florida. We're gonna start with the
Speaker 6: woman who turned her prison jumpsuit into a crop top.
Speaker 2: Alexis Alexis.
Speaker 6: Your headline is Florida man steals hundreds of bees because
Speaker 6: he thought they were lonely and abandoned. Is that a
Speaker 6: real headline or made.
Speaker 1: Up Florida hero more hard.
Speaker 5: It's like Brooks said everything, like I believe all of it.
Speaker 4: Can't you picture the guy like trying to pet them?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I can see it, like thinking if he
Speaker 5: just wears enough like long sleeves, it works, you know,
Speaker 5: to cover himself from getting stung. And like, I think
Speaker 5: it's true.
Speaker 2: Jake Lexis thinks that's real. That is, it's a real headline.
Speaker 6: And if they don't have an owner, they're freebies. As
Speaker 6: brook it's your turn, God, your headline. Florida man leaves
Speaker 6: apology note return stolen goods after realizing they're not the
Speaker 6: latest iPhone? Is that a real headline or made up?
Speaker 4: God, that would be a disappointment, like they'd steal mine
Speaker 4: and then they take the back off and be like,
Speaker 4: wait a minute, it's all cracked.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it's real.
Speaker 6: Brooks says, that's a real headline. That is, it's a
Speaker 6: made up headline.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't leave an apology note.
Speaker 6: One for two, we're going over to Jose. Now, Jose
Speaker 6: your headline. Florida man demands cash, gets confused by self checkout,
Speaker 6: accidentally pays for stolen items.
Speaker 2: Is that a real headline.
Speaker 1: Could I make that up? Just gets nest into paying
Speaker 1: It's hilarious.
Speaker 4: I don't understand how it even work.
Speaker 1: But it's floridafusing. I'm gonna say it's not true.
Speaker 2: Jose said, that's made up. That is good eye.
Speaker 6: I almost though, went over to Jeffrey. Jeffrey, your headline,
Speaker 6: Florida man arrested for calling nine to one one after
Speaker 6: his kitten was denied entry into a strip club. Is
Speaker 6: that a real headline? Didn't you make that up?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't want to see any naked ladies. It's
Speaker 1: my cat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone in.
Speaker 4: That club would be so excited, would be so happy.
Speaker 3: I think for sure a Florida guy was upset that
Speaker 3: his cat couldn't get in.
Speaker 1: That's a real story.
Speaker 2: Jeff says, that's real. That is yeah, real headline.
Speaker 6: All right, we're on to around number two. Alexis, seventy
Speaker 6: six year old Florida woman was kicked out of KFC
Speaker 6: and arrested for breastfeeding her forty two year old on
Speaker 6: in public.
Speaker 2: Is that a real headline or did we make that up?
Speaker 5: This is going to be broke who doesn't let her
Speaker 5: kids be in?
Speaker 6: Right now?
Speaker 2: Alexis said, that's real. That is, that's a real headline.
Speaker 2: Looking forward to this, alright, not.
Speaker 6: Your headline here, Florida man gets pulled over, Police find thirty.
Speaker 2: Eyeballs stuffed up his butt. Who is that a real
Speaker 2: headline or fake?
Speaker 1: That is not a real headline, James.
Speaker 4: No, there's a lot of glass eyeballs out there.
Speaker 1: Or are they real eyeballs or googly?
Speaker 4: Maybe he just wanted to see what's up there.
Speaker 1: Take a peak.
Speaker 2: Let's just say it's real. Col have gone too far.
Speaker 2: Hosey says, that's real. It is headline. I refuse to elaborate.
Speaker 4: More.
Speaker 2: Run at, Jeffrey, more details than that.
Speaker 6: Jeffrey, here's your headline. Florida man's getaway foiled by GPS
Speaker 6: accidentally navigates straight to police station.
Speaker 2: Is that a real headliner? Made up?
Speaker 4: I feel like that we've reported on this in laser stories.
Speaker 1: Seriously, Well, only because it's Florida. I'm saying it's real.
Speaker 2: Jeff we said that's real.
Speaker 6: That is that's made up, which means we go to
Speaker 6: sudden death. Alexis Alexi. You get this right, you win?
Speaker 6: You get it wrong, Jose Wins. Here's your headline, Florida
Speaker 6: man steals gumball machine gets caught trying to sell gumballs
Speaker 6: on Facebook.
Speaker 2: A real headline.
Speaker 1: When we make that up a piece, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I feel like going on Facebook too much effort for
Speaker 5: a Florida man. I feel like he'd go outside like
Speaker 5: a kid's school and try to sell them there. You know,
Speaker 5: like that. So I'm going to say it's not true.
Speaker 2: Jay Alexi says that's made up. That is a real headline,
Speaker 2: and that means.
Speaker 6: Jose, you've won today's edition of Plentium twenty.
Speaker 4: I'm more concerned about the people who bought the gumballs.
Speaker 6: If you're not getting your gumballs from Facebook marketplace, you're
Speaker 6: missing give your house.
Speaker 3: Well, Jose, you get to choose who gets shocked. They're
Speaker 3: going to be singing No Scrubs by TLC. So who's
Speaker 3: it gonna be.
Speaker 1: Well, it's because it's her favorite.
Speaker 4: I gotta choose a broke Okay, No, I don't one.
Speaker 2: No scrub.
Speaker 4: Scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.
Speaker 1: That's your shot collar question of the day. We got
Speaker 1: your phone tap coming up
Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning