Speaker 1: What's up with you?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?
Speaker 3: It's a loser line.
Speaker 4: Goodby, Just call.
Speaker 5: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.
Speaker 5: It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you
Speaker 5: while you're out at the club and uses this charming
Speaker 5: pickup line on you.
Speaker 4: II there has anyone ever told you that your eyes
Speaker 4: are as blue and calm as the sea where many
Speaker 4: of my friends and former lovers have mysteriously disappeared.
Speaker 3: Sooner.
Speaker 5: Whatever you do, do not whip out your phone and
Speaker 5: attempt to match his picture with anyone on FBI's most
Speaker 5: wanted list.
Speaker 1: You should yeah.
Speaker 5: Instead tell him you love the sea.
Speaker 1: And maybe you two can go boating.
Speaker 5: Sometimes that's a great idea. That's when you get in
Speaker 5: the number of the loser line. So hopefully that harmless,
Speaker 5: armless man leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play
Speaker 5: on the air voicemails like this.
Speaker 3: One next method.
Speaker 1: Hey Sarah, thanks again for being so kind. I did
Speaker 1: not mean to dump all over you with like my
Speaker 1: coworker dying suddenly. I guess it all just came pouring out.
Speaker 1: I needed a placed events. Anyways, the least I could
Speaker 1: do is pay you back by offering you some of
Speaker 1: her supplies. I know that that might sound weird, but like,
Speaker 1: have you been to office depot lately? Staplers are like
Speaker 1: fifteen dollars now and that's just like the normal ones.
Speaker 1: So yeah, if you could come over to the office
Speaker 1: building where I work, obviously tomorrow night later would be preferable,
Speaker 1: we could definitely go through her drawers and pick out
Speaker 1: a few things, maybe gravi atry after if you're down.
Speaker 1: I don't think she'd mind, you know, like obviously she's
Speaker 1: eds aren't here, so yeah, give me a call back.
Speaker 1: I probably would have wanted it.
Speaker 5: This way, guys, h I I've heard of people stealing
Speaker 5: like flowers from a burial site before, but maybe this
Speaker 5: is the new things is sick pens and paper clips
Speaker 5: and binder clips from a dead person?
Speaker 6: Like to know how he went from crying his eyes
Speaker 6: out one night to be completely fine with it all
Speaker 6: very quickly invented and now he got that's.
Speaker 1: All you do?
Speaker 4: I call on Brooks desk by the way.
Speaker 7: Uh hey, Wendy, So look, I'm just going to come
Speaker 7: right out and say it. Normally, I don't believe in
Speaker 7: love it at first sight. But when I saw you,
Speaker 7: it's silly, but I thought, when I get sick someday
Speaker 7: and not like regular sick, like six sick, I could
Speaker 7: see you being like the best nurse ever. There's so
Speaker 7: many yellow cups and meals uh you know, delivered the
Speaker 7: memory with a smile and fresh socks on my feet
Speaker 7: every couple of hours. You just have that caring quality
Speaker 7: that basically it's like.
Speaker 3: You make me feel like.
Speaker 7: No much more important than anyone else. Can you just
Speaker 7: take really good care of people, especially the people you love.
Speaker 7: And I'm a planner and I already ain't a lot
Speaker 7: of crappy food, so I feel like I'm probably gonna
Speaker 7: get sick real soon.
Speaker 3: So I'm on.
Speaker 6: I don't understand that is a nurse fantasy, that is
Speaker 6: Is it like other men's Yeah.
Speaker 5: And it gets kind of sweet. I could see you
Speaker 5: changing my bedpan one day. Yeah, when I die, I
Speaker 5: want to be looking right in your eyes.
Speaker 6: I might tell you after like thirty years of that dude,
Speaker 6: she's gonna hitting him over the head with a bedpan.
Speaker 5: For speaking of taking care of one another. I'm going
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, my own reason.
Speaker 5: Screw you Western medicine.
Speaker 3: Back to the voicemails.
Speaker 8: Next message, Hey John, Sorry it's kid again. I've just
Speaker 8: been trying to confirm that you are still available to
Speaker 8: help me tomorrow to prepare for the full botomy exam
Speaker 8: that we talked about. I have been practicing drawing blood
Speaker 8: on my roommate since we last spoke, and I want
Speaker 8: to tell you that I'm having a much better time
Speaker 8: when I try to hit the actual vein instead of
Speaker 8: having to like repeatedly stab the area.
Speaker 3: I do want to apologize to you.
Speaker 8: Because, like I do feel really bad that we tried
Speaker 8: in the bar. I thought that was a little I mean,
Speaker 8: that was awesome that you were willing to try because
Speaker 8: I had the needle on me and everything. But I
Speaker 8: did miss your vein. I think it was like six
Speaker 8: times I promised that will not happen again, honest seeking
Speaker 8: so that maybe I shouldn't do it when I'm that drunk,
Speaker 8: Like maybe one.
Speaker 3: Shot at tequila instead of like three before we do
Speaker 3: it will be better. But anyway, if you want to.
Speaker 8: Come over anytime today or tomorrow, let me know, give
Speaker 8: me a comeback.
Speaker 5: Why I feel like it was definitely more than three
Speaker 5: shots of tequila. If they're drawing each other's blood in
Speaker 5: the middle of a bar six minutes.
Speaker 6: I don't think it was each other's.
Speaker 7: I think it was just her.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hope they told people.
Speaker 5: So, you guys, are people just shooting up in the corner.
Speaker 6: I actually appreciate that she's practicing, because I swear that
Speaker 6: I have had people draw my blood that have never
Speaker 6: done it before.
Speaker 4: Like literally, you can see the vein.
Speaker 3: How are you missing? Next message?
Speaker 2: Hey, my mom's in the other room, so I have
Speaker 2: to keep this kind of quiet. But I still wanted
Speaker 2: to get your feet back on my movie review channel
Speaker 2: that I'm doing on YouTube. So hold on, I need
Speaker 2: to start the music.
Speaker 3: There we go. This is Godzilla versus Kong. Kong walks
Speaker 3: in going all.
Speaker 2: Then Godzilla comes in going all.
Speaker 3: And it's pretty cool, but there's a surprise at the end.
Speaker 3: I'll give you one hint, so overall, I give it
Speaker 3: three and a half goldfish crackers. So how's that next message?
Speaker 6: Oh god, I'm ready to subscribe.
Speaker 5: Talk about spoilers though now I know exactly how the
Speaker 5: movie ends with the sad dolphin. Oh I thought Kong
Speaker 5: got Godzilla pregnant.
Speaker 4: Oh that's cute.
Speaker 5: Two, there's some mystery left.
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of mystery.
Speaker 5: I gotta see this film. Make you listen to Loser
Speaker 5: one regularly, by the way, at this time every single week,
Speaker 5: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok.
Speaker 5: It's not nearly as good as that movie review Sid,
Speaker 5: but it's pretty good. Now we're going to do a
Speaker 5: phone tap
Speaker 3: Right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.