Speaker 1: Someday will be two together before today?
Speaker 2: Is everybody's Zach? Do you have on air turned off?
Speaker 2: But I do?
Speaker 1: Daniel, thank you for my weekly reminder.
Speaker 2: It is all no problem. And does everybody have their
Speaker 2: windows closed? My windows were closed.
Speaker 1: Although I thought the bird chirping was a nice touch,
Speaker 1: but my doors.
Speaker 3: In my backyard, I can't. I can't help it.
Speaker 1: It's Daniel, as the executive producer of the show. I
Speaker 1: don't mind a little bird chirping.
Speaker 3: It's my back it's my backyard. So I have a
Speaker 3: We built a waterfall, right, and an ecosystem has started
Speaker 3: to blossom. And said waterfall, said water with all, even
Speaker 3: with the windows closed.
Speaker 2: Right, all right, let's roll, Daniel, I'm rolling as Donald.
Speaker 2: Are you rolling?
Speaker 3: I am as fifty five seconds into the podcast, Daniel.
Speaker 1: I've he got ten point nine megabytes of content for you.
Speaker 2: Daniel, that's a lot of megabites. I'm stoked.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Hey everybody, Hello, listeners, Welcome to the program. This is
Speaker 1: a Scrubs rewatch podcast.
Speaker 3: We are with Sack and Donald.
Speaker 1: We are quickly running out episodes, quickly running out of episodes.
Speaker 1: But don't you worry. We have a whole new plan
Speaker 1: for you had a big meeting about it, had a
Speaker 1: very big meeting, Daniel. You weren't there.
Speaker 2: I was not there. You were right about that.
Speaker 1: I guess you don't come to big meetings about the
Speaker 1: future of the show.
Speaker 2: I trust Joel as the as the iHeart representing executive
Speaker 2: producer of the show. I know that Joel. Joel was
Speaker 2: so glorious in this meeting. It went really well.
Speaker 3: Joel, how did you feel about the Star Wars corner.
Speaker 4: I'm with Zach that that sounds like a different show.
Speaker 4: And no, I love you and talk to you about
Speaker 4: Star Wars. That's a dream of mine. I don't That's
Speaker 4: all I need every week, teen minutes to make a
Speaker 4: show that you can do ad sales.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't sell a five minute show, Donald, you can.
Speaker 3: Sell a fifteen So fifteen minutes it's all we need.
Speaker 1: We have this out because I think we should just
Speaker 1: clear the air here. Donald, if you don't mind, in
Speaker 1: the spirit of just honesty, you feel like doing a
Speaker 1: separate Star Wars show, You don't have the bandwidth or
Speaker 1: space and time to do it.
Speaker 3: Not even a little bit, especially if you're you're busy man.
Speaker 5: You got young kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you kids, I've got other jobs that.
Speaker 2: He has a TV show on NBC.
Speaker 3: Well, it's not on NBC right now. It's on Peacock.
Speaker 3: That's where you can find it. So isn't it?
Speaker 2: Isn't it? Sometimes on NBC?
Speaker 3: It is on NBC when the season hopefully is renewed
Speaker 3: if the.
Speaker 1: Show, When do you find out if the show is renewed?
Speaker 2: Donald? It's Donald, right, it is.
Speaker 1: When do you find out if?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: With a cue correct, Okay, when do.
Speaker 1: You find out if the show is renewed?
Speaker 2: Donald?
Speaker 1: How will that go down?
Speaker 3: I'll tell you, Zach, I don't know, to be honest
Speaker 3: with you, I a ballpark. I believe around upfronts, which
Speaker 3: is around Mother's Day. So within the next month.
Speaker 2: May tenth is Mother's Day, I believe something like that.
Speaker 2: So you're going to.
Speaker 1: Find out mid May if you have a very lucrative job,
Speaker 1: and then you might not.
Speaker 3: And then I might be unemployed. Like so, a lot
Speaker 3: of pressure are right now.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of pressures. This is the a lot of.
Speaker 3: Pressure on me and my status as the you know,
Speaker 3: breadwinner of the family. That's the first pressure. It's also
Speaker 3: a lot of pressure on NBC. NBC. I know I
Speaker 3: know you've got a lot of shows, You've got decisions
Speaker 3: to make, right, but we know what the right decision is,
Speaker 3: don't we.
Speaker 1: I thought the ratings were good with this show, right.
Speaker 3: The ratings are great with the show. But television ratings
Speaker 3: don't matter anymore. It's all about streaming ratings now, and
Speaker 3: so what we do? You know the the However, many
Speaker 3: people that watch television now the traditional way, that number
Speaker 3: has diminished so much that they look for, you know,
Speaker 3: what did the show do in thirty days instead of
Speaker 3: what did the show do that night?
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 1: So what you're what you It isn't like you can say, hey,
Speaker 1: holy cow, look at the numbers we did, because the
Speaker 1: powers that be are looking at what the streaming numbers are.
Speaker 3: Right, and so you can have a showy days per show,
Speaker 3: though also per show, thirty per show.
Speaker 1: You could have a show that's doing very well in
Speaker 1: today's numbers, in its in its live slot, but still
Speaker 1: not get picked up because it isn't performing well on
Speaker 1: the streaming.
Speaker 3: Plot, in the streaming side of things, because that's where
Speaker 3: everything has to live now.
Speaker 2: So that's tough.
Speaker 1: That's you're living in a bit of a limbo state
Speaker 1: until you find out.
Speaker 3: Until you find out. Yes, that's what, that's what. That's
Speaker 3: that's But the great thing of about network television is
Speaker 3: they still do long seried seasons, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So there's still like twenty two episode seasons on network
Speaker 3: television streaming it's ten, eight, six, sometimes three.
Speaker 2: Oh. I love listening to you, count, you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean. I'm going backwards.
Speaker 2: I don't know, no, I see, I'm following in the.
Speaker 3: Diamonds cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. Well,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like one shows picked up Count.
Speaker 1: Well, I hope for your sake, you seem to money aside,
Speaker 1: you seem to really enjoy the show. So for your sake,
Speaker 1: I hope I really.
Speaker 3: Do enjoy working with Michae O'Malley and John Cryer and
Speaker 3: Abigail Spencer. I like going to work, and I like
Speaker 3: being myself in front of the crew, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 1: I like, Well, you're also such a performer, and the
Speaker 1: benefit for you of doing a multi camon from an
Speaker 1: audience is that you get the feedback and the laughter
Speaker 1: and the joy from the audience, which I think is
Speaker 1: probably very good for your mental health.
Speaker 3: Absolutely so, NBC do it for me and my mental health.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Yes, make your decisions. This isn't crazy that
Speaker 1: somewhere one one person is just going to look at
Speaker 1: a spreadsheet and be like no, no, and then all
Speaker 1: those people, all those job out of a job. Or
Speaker 1: in the case of this Coyote, what's the Wily Coyote
Speaker 1: movie that got canceled? It's like all of those people,
Speaker 1: but so much work into that movie, so many years,
Speaker 1: so many so much blood, sweat and tears. And someone
Speaker 1: looked at a spreadsheet and said, you know, if we
Speaker 1: just never released it and took a tax right off,
Speaker 1: we could, we could, we could recoup a lot of money.
Speaker 1: And just I imagine one or two people were like, all right,
Speaker 1: do that. It's just so amazing. And I know in
Speaker 1: all business, I'm sure, but in Hollywood, how how many
Speaker 1: huge decisions that affect so many people are made in
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 3: What's crazy is that it's still art, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, and people are betting on art before it's
Speaker 3: even put out, you know what I mean, Before it's
Speaker 3: even before the art is even viewed by the public,
Speaker 3: it's already being it's already being sold and or deemed unworthy.
Speaker 3: Of being art. You know what I mean. This isn't
Speaker 3: real art, you know what I mean? Like, but this
Speaker 3: shit is all art, regardless of what you make, regardless
Speaker 3: of what. If you've got a story to tell, everyone
Speaker 3: has a story to tell, and if you're brave enough
Speaker 3: to put it on some type of recording and release
Speaker 3: it to the masses, dude, that's art, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? And who is anyone to stifle it? That's
Speaker 3: how I feel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, there's so much money involved, so you do
Speaker 1: have to understand the capitalism at all. It's just in
Speaker 1: some of these cases, it's so sad when you think
Speaker 1: of basically, artists are in Hollywood are stocks, and it's
Speaker 1: just how it's so fascinating when you zoom out and
Speaker 1: think of us all being traded up and down like stock. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your show is a stock.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: The Wiley Coyote movie is a stock, and they and
Speaker 1: they buy and trade and sell it. That's how the
Speaker 1: town works. Yeah, well, I hope you get what you want.
Speaker 2: Donald Faon so too.
Speaker 3: Life is life, and it is what it is, and.
Speaker 1: You'll always find another job. You're very funny and listen.
Speaker 1: One thing I can say for sure is that talented
Speaker 1: people work. Sometimes they have more work, sometimes they have
Speaker 1: less work. But if you're talented and you're kind, you
Speaker 1: will find work. And I think you're talented and kind.
Speaker 3: Oh you know some people might disagree. I'm sure, but.
Speaker 1: Hey, I don't think there's anyone that wouldn't say.
Speaker 3: I accept and receive it from you. Yo. Can I
Speaker 3: just say one thing?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's your show. You can say whatever you want.
Speaker 3: I want to switch subjects real quick.
Speaker 2: Okay, is it about Star last week?
Speaker 3: No, it's not about Star Wars either.
Speaker 1: We were on a call audience, a big, big call
Speaker 1: with like ten people from my heart, and I want
Speaker 1: to Dave Don. Donald brought up Donald brought up Star
Speaker 1: Wars no less than five times in a half hour
Speaker 1: zoom call.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead, Yeah.
Speaker 1: And we were talking about future guests, and Donald's main
Speaker 1: request was Dave Filoni. If anyone listening, if anyone listening
Speaker 1: knows Dave Feloni, he's no, he likes you. Listen of
Speaker 1: all our listeners, many of whom are in Hollywood. If
Speaker 1: you have any connection to Dave Filoni, Joelle, what's the
Speaker 1: email address? Or you can slide into Joel Monique's DMS
Speaker 1: on Instagram.
Speaker 5: I will not see your dms on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Okay, you don't read the dms.
Speaker 4: Okay, very private, Please don't say me things, but you can't.
Speaker 4: Email us at scrubs, iHeart at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: And Grubsiheart at gmail dot com. We're gonna wait, wait, Donald,
Speaker 1: calm down. We do have professional means of reaching out
Speaker 1: to Dave Filoni to make Donald's dreams come true. For
Speaker 1: those of you who don't know, Dave Filoni is the
Speaker 1: head of Lucasfilms who decides all this Star Wars stuff
Speaker 1: that is so important to Donald.
Speaker 3: But I'm just a creative over there all.
Speaker 1: I'm just I don't mean to minimize his contributions to
Speaker 1: the Star Wars universe.
Speaker 3: Donal, you don't have to roll your eyes either when
Speaker 3: you say it.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that we are going to try the
Speaker 1: professional means of reaching Dave Filoni. But in case anyone
Speaker 1: listening is like Dave Feloni's best friend, please help us
Speaker 1: out for don Anyway, what were you going to say
Speaker 1: before I took a sea I.
Speaker 3: Have discovered so last week I was talking about how
Speaker 3: there's nothing to watch, Yes, so I revisited what done part.
Speaker 2: One, Oh Dune part one.
Speaker 3: And well I always loved it. Yeah, great, and now
Speaker 3: the sequel is just dropped, and did you want just ish?
Speaker 2: But yes, did you watch it?
Speaker 3: I've watched it twice already.
Speaker 2: You watched the sequel twice already. Okay, good, we finally
Speaker 2: found some content that you like.
Speaker 3: That's Charlemaye is one fucking Charles Salamy young man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Charlemagne, Charlemaye Charona, however you say his name, Charlem May.
Speaker 1: I was like, I honestly thought that might be a
Speaker 1: character in the movie. And I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: that Tim shallow May you like you some shallow man.
Speaker 3: He's one charming young man. He's how many times have
Speaker 3: you watched it? Daniel?
Speaker 2: Just the one time?
Speaker 3: But it was have you seen okay, I've seen you.
Speaker 3: Guys know how I refuse to go to the movies now.
Speaker 2: Sorry, we know, we know all the reasons.
Speaker 3: Yes, I wish I would have saw this one in
Speaker 3: the theaters.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you do that right alone.
Speaker 3: My god, holy shit, he said this was a movie
Speaker 3: for the theaters.
Speaker 5: Take it down.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad. Most importantly, I'm glad you found some
Speaker 1: content that you that you like. Donald That's that's what
Speaker 1: I like to see.
Speaker 2: I like to see you.
Speaker 1: You love art, you love sci fi.
Speaker 3: This is really good sci fi too. This ain't no
Speaker 3: bullshit sci fi. This is like the mother of all
Speaker 3: sci This is I mean, other than two thousand and
Speaker 3: one A Space Odyssey. Uh, this is the mother. This
Speaker 3: is the This is the one that Lucas, This is
Speaker 3: the one that everybody has bitten off of. This is
Speaker 3: the one that everybody is biting off of. Holy cow, dude,
Speaker 3: holy cow wow.
Speaker 1: I want you to just if I could back up
Speaker 1: for a second, I want you to think that there
Speaker 1: is a lot of other content out there that you
Speaker 1: might consume that would make you as excited as this.
Speaker 1: I want you to be open to the possibility of
Speaker 1: watching more good things.
Speaker 3: But I can watch this and see where everybody, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, even in the old one as well.
Speaker 3: I can watch this and see where everybody's getting their
Speaker 3: ideas from. You know what I mean, and why certain
Speaker 3: things are so important and you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like this is it's the store every every hero's journey.
Speaker 3: It seems like this is it. You can see all
Speaker 3: the tropes, all the tropes are there, but this has
Speaker 3: done very well. So shout out to Charlemaye for shut up,
Speaker 3: shut up. Shout out Challow May for carrying this movie
Speaker 3: and doing a very good job.
Speaker 2: Same thing with Zindeya and our beloved Florence Pugh Donald.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Man, she's not really in this one that much,
Speaker 3: don't you know what I mean? Yeah, but she's not
Speaker 3: in it that much, man, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I know the next one, she's definitely.
Speaker 2: The next one.
Speaker 1: I think the next one is where she gets a
Speaker 1: lot more to do. Yeah, And I think it's pretty
Speaker 1: clear there's going to be a next one.
Speaker 3: I just announced the next one. I think. I don't
Speaker 3: know that they did, did they?
Speaker 1: Well, the movie made nine trillion dollars. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to make a next one.
Speaker 2: I know that is at least the plan. It's a
Speaker 2: three parter.
Speaker 3: I haven't felt this way about a movie or a
Speaker 3: trilogy in a very long time. I hope they stick
Speaker 3: the landing. Please stick the landing, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I think the last time I felt this way was
Speaker 3: Avengers in Game.
Speaker 1: Well, he's pretty he's he has said he wants to
Speaker 1: make a third one. He just needs a break from
Speaker 1: the world of done for a bit you den Villanov
Speaker 1: French Canadian right talented people as a whole? Should we
Speaker 1: get into the Scrubs? Donald, Why don't you count us
Speaker 1: in like you do so beautifully.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wait for the plane to.
Speaker 1: Go by, really, because some of our listeners don't want
Speaker 1: to wait for the plane to go by.
Speaker 2: Wait for it, Wait for it, wait for it.
Speaker 3: Hold five, six, seven?
Speaker 2: Stories?
Speaker 3: You're not sure we made about a bunch of dogs
Speaker 3: and nurses, said.
Speaker 6: He's the stories net.
Speaker 3: So gather here, yead here.
Speaker 1: This is the first episode of Scrubs that I'm not
Speaker 1: in in any way. Now I've been not been in
Speaker 1: an episode or two before, but I think even my
Speaker 1: name was on as a credit. I think this was
Speaker 1: the first time I was only on as executive producer.
Speaker 1: I thought I did six episodes, but I guess I
Speaker 1: only did five.
Speaker 3: There's one more episode. You come back and you and
Speaker 3: Elliott are about to have a baby moon or some
Speaker 3: shit like that.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's it.
Speaker 2: They must have delayed it.
Speaker 1: They must have shot it and delayed it because I
Speaker 1: thought that I knew I had done six and this
Speaker 1: is number five. Sorry, this is number six.
Speaker 3: With the three there's only one episode this whole season
Speaker 3: with the three of us.
Speaker 1: Well, audience, you know more than anything from listening to
Speaker 1: this podcast, that we like to go into each episode fresh.
Speaker 1: We don't like listening and watching from a place of
Speaker 1: having a specific point of view going into it. We
Speaker 1: like to clear our slate. We like to wipe our
Speaker 1: whiteboards fresh and clean as we take in a new episode,
Speaker 1: a new oh boy, and I would like to say,
Speaker 1: are you ready with that caveat? I would like to say,
Speaker 1: this is probably the worst episode of Scrub. It is
Speaker 1: a fucking mess. Was abysmal. Yes, Joelle, you're laughing your thoughts, uh.
Speaker 4: I think when I was watching, I was like, I
Speaker 4: feel like I like this a little bit more than
Speaker 4: last week's episode, which it was really difficult for me.
Speaker 4: I was like, this is a slog, but this one
Speaker 4: was to your point all over the place.
Speaker 3: It was just what the fuck? What? No idea?
Speaker 4: The whole cold storyline was just bananas?
Speaker 3: What about? How about the a storyline?
Speaker 5: Where did you hear Dad on the phone?
Speaker 3: Where? What the hell? What?
Speaker 2: What about?
Speaker 1: Can I just talk about? Like maybe the nator is
Speaker 1: how you say that word?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: The lowest point Nat, dear dear, nator.
Speaker 2: Look that up, Dannel, because I've heard it both ways.
Speaker 3: Okay, I've heard it, Dear, I've heard it, Nader, I've
Speaker 3: heard it Nadr. I've heard it.
Speaker 1: I've heard both, dear, Nat, and I want to say
Speaker 1: it right for the audience. I want them to think
Speaker 1: that I know an s a T word here.
Speaker 3: I've heard it nor, not her, noder, not her, not her,
Speaker 3: not her, not her.
Speaker 2: It's nader. Now it seems like it's nator in American
Speaker 2: English and nadir in British English.
Speaker 3: In my British accents.
Speaker 1: I'm interestingscribed to. Well, I'm an American Daniel, so I
Speaker 1: feel like I should say nator.
Speaker 3: I will say it to my British accents.
Speaker 2: I think for you, Yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 1: I think that our English fans will say that you
Speaker 1: nailed that, thank you. I think that the Nator of
Speaker 1: nine episodes of Scrubs, maybe Turk saying, I can't believe
Speaker 1: you get to see j D naked?
Speaker 3: I like that, Actually, well, why do you want to
Speaker 3: see me naked? That's never like he wants to fuck. No.
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude.
Speaker 1: The joke is that the joke of our whole relationship
Speaker 1: is that we're heterosexual men who are who are silly
Speaker 1: and flirty in a way, but we love each other.
Speaker 1: We're not We don't want to fuck each other. You
Speaker 1: don't not longing to see my cock? What the fuck
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 3: Why are you so offended?
Speaker 2: I just thought it was so stupid.
Speaker 3: You're so offended.
Speaker 2: You're literally earnestly man that.
Speaker 3: You long to see my cock? How come I co?
Speaker 3: How come turnkit long to see j d'scock?
Speaker 1: The character is not making a joke. He's earnestly sad
Speaker 1: and jealous that he's mad.
Speaker 3: No, he's mad that she has the privilege of seeing
Speaker 3: you naked when she doesn't even know how to do
Speaker 3: any of it. She doesn't know about eagling. She doesn't
Speaker 3: know what eagling is.
Speaker 1: You didn't think it was odd that Turk is longing
Speaker 1: to see JD naked?
Speaker 3: He I don't think. I don't think that's I don't
Speaker 3: think that's what he's really saying. I think he's saying, Yo,
Speaker 3: you're like him at all. There's nothing him about you.
Speaker 3: And you guys get and you get to bang, You
Speaker 3: guys get to have sex. This doesn't make sense. How
Speaker 3: does this make sense.
Speaker 1: I think it. I think it's really off and weird
Speaker 1: because the whole show was weird, the whole joke. But
Speaker 1: let me come on, I'm all worked up. The whole
Speaker 1: joke of our relationship, which audience has loved and we
Speaker 1: loved playing because it is really us, is that we
Speaker 1: are these kind of guys. You and I do stupid ship.
Speaker 1: You and I do do growing to groin, hug and laugh.
Speaker 1: We don't want to fuck each other. I don't want
Speaker 1: to sound talk. Why longing to see JD's cock?
Speaker 3: Not once, You've never wanted to be like, I wonder
Speaker 3: what it looks like.
Speaker 2: I've seen it.
Speaker 1: It's fine, it's fine, it's cirzy and fine.
Speaker 3: What do we what are we doing?
Speaker 1: It looks like it might it looks it looks like
Speaker 1: it might hurt.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: This yo, this this show makes no sense. What's so?
Speaker 2: I mean, it makes sense, I guess, but it's just
Speaker 2: it's horrible. Does again? I went up before we going there?
Speaker 3: Dad? In the morning, Dad, I just had.
Speaker 1: Sex and then hold them later while she's fucking cold
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 3: Oh, he's got me Doggystown Dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is on ABC.
Speaker 3: By the way, on ABC.
Speaker 2: This was trash.
Speaker 1: And again, before we go into details, I want to
Speaker 1: no disrespect to the creative people behind it. I know
Speaker 1: they were doing their best. The actors are all lovely,
Speaker 1: the writers are all funny people.
Speaker 3: I was not lovely. I was trash.
Speaker 1: This just doesn't work. And Donald was very broad. But
Speaker 1: that's not your mind into that horrible Yeah.
Speaker 2: You are so bad been away along.
Speaker 3: I am very you have been away a long time.
Speaker 3: This motherfucker man straight.
Speaker 1: By the way, Dan, I need that as a sound
Speaker 1: bite on my sound machine. Donald's oh yeah, Donald's line
Speaker 1: reading from his Campbell's soup commercial.
Speaker 2: No, it's not Campbell's folders. Folders a best part of
Speaker 2: waking off. Damn, oh, jessy ya.
Speaker 1: Two things I need for the soundboard are I need
Speaker 1: the song Ocula you totally dissed me on Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like iHeart pays you decently well and you
Speaker 1: should deliver the goods. You're right, I'm I'm just kidding,
Speaker 1: It's okay. And also I need Donald saying you have
Speaker 1: been away a long time, in away a long time.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So Lucy gets up at five thirty in the morning
Speaker 1: and she's overwhelmed her schedule, so she tells her.
Speaker 3: Dad that she had sex.
Speaker 1: She's she's trying to get all in. She has to
Speaker 1: call her dad at five thirty, and then she tells
Speaker 1: her dad that she's having her lady needs taken care
Speaker 1: of and that she's in the middle of a real
Speaker 1: sexual awakening. And then Cole wakes up and says, once
Speaker 1: you wake up the troops. She got a storm the
Speaker 1: beach regarding his morning wood.
Speaker 4: And then she's like, I do have time for that?
Speaker 4: I said, girl, what are you doing? Go to class?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: She really, I mean, one thing is for certain. Even
Speaker 1: though Dave Franco's character is the worst, she really does
Speaker 1: love having sex with him.
Speaker 3: Well, not only that, his jokes are starting to become
Speaker 3: charming now too, like by the end of the episode.
Speaker 3: By the end of the episode, I like his character
Speaker 3: the most out of everybody. He's the funny One's the one.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? I thought he was.
Speaker 1: I think he's the biggest douche in the world.
Speaker 3: He makes me laugh so hard at some of the
Speaker 3: things that he's saying about being stoned.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were just because there was a weed joke.
Speaker 2: There was a weed joke.
Speaker 3: There's also there's also you know how okay balloons?
Speaker 2: What made those balloons go up?
Speaker 3: I think it was something like this thing.
Speaker 2: Is so stupid. I gotta say. I was just on
Speaker 2: a zoom call.
Speaker 1: The woman who was sign she was pitching me a show,
Speaker 1: and she was being really just gesticulate. It was out
Speaker 1: of a comedy sketch. She kept gesticulating, and then like
Speaker 1: in the middle of an important point, like there'd be
Speaker 1: fireworks because and then and then no, she didn't want them, Joelle.
Speaker 1: This was no one. No one knows how to turn
Speaker 1: this fucking thing off. So she was like making a
Speaker 1: pitch to me, and every time she was like making
Speaker 1: a point, there'd be fireworks, and I just had.
Speaker 2: To start laughing in her face. That's very funny, Daniel.
Speaker 1: We need to do a public service and tell people
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Speaker 2: Well, it's you know, we can do it. And in fact,
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Speaker 2: All right? So what.
Speaker 1: Public dun.
Speaker 3: So at the end of the episode, I honestly think
Speaker 3: cole is I started laughing at his jokes midway through.
Speaker 3: I'm like, Okay, that's funny, that's funny. That's the actually
Speaker 3: the better joke of the show. That's the better joke.
Speaker 1: Well, Dave Franco is such a funny performer that I
Speaker 1: like him so much, but I also such a good
Speaker 1: actor that I was like, I fucking hate this character.
Speaker 2: He's the worst.
Speaker 3: But and he and once you get that that's who
Speaker 3: the character is, it became funny to me and I
Speaker 3: started laughing at some of the ship. He said like,
Speaker 3: once the whatever.
Speaker 5: Once you wake the troops.
Speaker 1: Once, once you wake up the troops, you gotta storm.
Speaker 3: The beach, meaning he needs time to fuck.
Speaker 1: He has quite a labido. Maybe you maybe you identify
Speaker 1: with him because he.
Speaker 3: Has quite well, that is his character, but I like
Speaker 3: the fact that you know there's something in there. Also,
Speaker 3: he wants to go hang out with a patient who's
Speaker 3: got some fucked up shit going on, and he's gonna shoot.
Speaker 2: The ship because the guy has weed. Because the guy
Speaker 2: has weed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but nobody's gonna hang out. Nobody's hanging out with
Speaker 3: the guy. The guys in the hospital for some terminal ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's just done there.
Speaker 1: No, he's got glaucoma and he's only going there because
Speaker 1: he has government weeds. We'll get there. You're jumping ahead. Uh,
Speaker 1: Turk is really Turk's storyline is that he's mourning Jay
Speaker 1: and then there's a New Orleans style funeral.
Speaker 2: Yes, and Carrie Bosche says he done gone design. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was really fucking uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean this whole show is really uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Now no, wait, now I have a question. What do
Speaker 1: you call that type of funeral other than a New
Speaker 1: Orleans style funeral?
Speaker 2: Is that what you call it?
Speaker 4: I want to say homegoming, but I think that's just
Speaker 4: it's a very black aspective, because a homegoming, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've only seen that in reference to it, like a
Speaker 1: New Orleans style funeral. That's what I That's how I
Speaker 1: picture it. It was a cool looking fantasy. By the way,
Speaker 1: they only used it for a split second. There's no fansy.
Speaker 1: I think that's the only fantasy in the whole show.
Speaker 4: New Orleans Tourism Board calls it a jazz funeral. Begets
Speaker 4: at a church or funeral home and leads the way
Speaker 4: to the cemetery more as you're joined by a brass
Speaker 4: band that plays music that starts off heavy and sad
Speaker 4: but soon turns celebratory.
Speaker 2: I think that's so cool.
Speaker 3: By the way, it's freaking awesome that I would love
Speaker 3: a parade.
Speaker 2: I love a parade.
Speaker 3: I love a parade.
Speaker 1: I think that a jazz funeral is fucking cool. I've
Speaker 1: never been to one.
Speaker 3: That would be an awesome way to go A celebration,
Speaker 3: A celebration, a parade.
Speaker 1: Well, I told you the John Redders story. I've always
Speaker 1: thought of that. In fact of I think I told
Speaker 1: you guys right when you hear the USC marching band, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the USC marching At the end of the memorial, the
Speaker 1: USC Marching Band came in because John Redder loved the
Speaker 1: USC and they played a whole band at full volume
Speaker 1: in this auditorium, and then it was so powerful And
Speaker 1: I actually put that in wish I was here, shot it,
Speaker 1: and then ended up not using it.
Speaker 2: But I don't know why. I wish I had because
Speaker 2: it was really cool.
Speaker 3: There's something really special about my culture. I remember seeing
Speaker 3: a movie when I was a kid. My mom loved it,
Speaker 3: and it was about this woman who was like the
Speaker 3: she was the nanny to this family, but her daughter
Speaker 3: was actually passing as a white girl, but she was black. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but every check the woman got, she would put a
Speaker 3: little bit away for her funeral. So at the end
Speaker 3: of the movie, when her funeral happens, it's this huge
Speaker 3: parade for this woman who I forget the name of
Speaker 3: the movie. And this is such a classic movie. The
Speaker 3: star of the movie won an Academy Award for it.
Speaker 3: I think she's the first black woman to ever win
Speaker 3: an Academy Award. I'm not, am I wrong?
Speaker 5: You're the first black woman to win an Academy Award.
Speaker 1: Was in.
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 3: But wasn't she the person that played She might not
Speaker 3: be the person who played this character.
Speaker 4: Then are you saying she's the same woman but not
Speaker 4: for the ale.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I could be wrong. All I know
Speaker 3: is she puts the money away at the end of
Speaker 3: the It's an old movie. It's older than I am,
Speaker 3: and it's probably came out when my mother was very young,
Speaker 3: and she used to love watching that movie. That one
Speaker 3: and Mommy deris. I don't know why Mommy deris, but
Speaker 3: that one and Mommy deris, No why that movie? Imitation
Speaker 3: of Life, Imitation of Life, Imitation.
Speaker 4: Of life, Starrying hating McDonald, Yeah, it's I watched it
Speaker 4: in film school when I was through. I was like,
Speaker 4: I didn't know we were making movies like this.
Speaker 3: Back then, right back then. A girl who is literally passing.
Speaker 5: Nineteen thirty four is the original real estate.
Speaker 3: Passing in white America as a white woman. And she's
Speaker 3: really black, and her mother is like a nanny and
Speaker 3: all types of shit, and it's just a powerful I
Speaker 3: just remember at the end, she puts on this huge
Speaker 3: parade for her funeral. All the money that she put
Speaker 3: away for the funeral, and at the end that's this
Speaker 3: huge parade. Thought, that's a way to go. Man, Like,
Speaker 3: if you're going to go out, let everybody celebrate this
Speaker 3: ship I want.
Speaker 2: I want brass.
Speaker 3: Let everybody celebrate, don't just be. And I mean I
Speaker 3: I dread funerals. I hate crying saying goodbye. I want
Speaker 3: it to be if I want to. If I'm going
Speaker 3: to cry, yeah sure, But I want to celebrate your life.
Speaker 3: I don't want to freaking, you know, mourn that you're going,
Speaker 3: regardless of how you were taking or whatever. You know.
Speaker 3: I want to celebrate whoever. And I hope people want
Speaker 3: to celebrate me when.
Speaker 2: I'm going, you honor me. I'll play a trumpet myself, baby,
Speaker 2: at your funeral.
Speaker 3: I want you to play it out of your buttthole, though,
Speaker 3: I want you to take the trumpet, stick it in
Speaker 3: your button.
Speaker 2: Go, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3: What would you like me to say?
Speaker 1: Would you like me to perform at your funeral? If
Speaker 1: you die before me?
Speaker 3: I die before you. I want you to do like
Speaker 3: something that something that you know when you were just
Speaker 3: up and coming, something that I want everybody to perform
Speaker 3: at my funeral. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: What do you want me to do? I want to
Speaker 2: start rehearsing in case you.
Speaker 3: Know, you got to fuck up. Do some type of
Speaker 3: monologue or something like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, something Maybe maybe I'll sing a Corner of the
Speaker 1: Sky from Pippin.
Speaker 3: I prefer you didn't sing.
Speaker 2: Oh you want me to sing?
Speaker 3: I prefer you. I prefer you.
Speaker 2: Oh you want me to do?
Speaker 1: Like an monologue from a play.
Speaker 3: Or something like that, something that touch Hi.
Speaker 1: I'm Zach Braff, I'm six foot tall, I'm with Cia,
Speaker 1: and I'll be performing a monologue from Glengarry, Glenn Ross, Shelley,
Speaker 1: the Machine, Levine Perfect. And then I go into go
Speaker 1: into like a ten minute monologue and I literally just
Speaker 1: give it all I got.
Speaker 3: I love it. That would be the best, That would
Speaker 3: be the best sinned off ever. All right, joking, but I'm.
Speaker 1: Doing awesome I think you're family and friends that that
Speaker 1: didn't know or listen to this podcast to be like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is Zach doing? No, I think I
Speaker 1: have to say this was Donald Steer.
Speaker 3: You surprised how many people. I think you'd be surprised
Speaker 3: how many people would be like, I'm gonna I'm about
Speaker 3: to buy impromptu ship. Here we go. Motherfuckers come out.
Speaker 1: And if I like, what if I roasted you instead?
Speaker 1: If I did like A like.
Speaker 3: A, then you'd have to go on last.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, do we know who else is performing?
Speaker 3: Well? Definitely definitely new edition.
Speaker 1: Who do you want like if if if, if they're
Speaker 1: still alive, who do you want to perform?
Speaker 2: And assume you can get anyone?
Speaker 3: Assuming jay z.
Speaker 1: Z Okay, maybe he makes a rap specifically about your life.
Speaker 3: I want him to start from the beginning and go
Speaker 3: all the way to the end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, start from Campbell, from the Campbell's.
Speaker 3: Folgers, motherfucker. That's the professional ship I want them to.
Speaker 3: I want him to start from the National Black Theater, right,
Speaker 3: take it from the National Black Theata all the way
Speaker 3: to death.
Speaker 2: Okay, got it? Well, I'm going to put in a
Speaker 2: request for that.
Speaker 3: He's still alive.
Speaker 2: We don't know if he's going to still be alive, right.
Speaker 3: We don't know what it is. We don't know when
Speaker 3: it is. You don't you definite know.
Speaker 1: If it's soon, we could probably get Dion Warwick.
Speaker 3: And vere this way. That's what you can do, you
Speaker 3: Dion Warwick.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's what friends are for.
Speaker 3: And you can remember.
Speaker 1: I love that song all right, So if you if
Speaker 1: it's soon, I will sing, keep smiling.
Speaker 3: Smiling, keep shot shining, no, and you can always count
Speaker 3: on me. Show that's what friends are fuck, come on now,
Speaker 3: who else?
Speaker 2: Who else?
Speaker 3: I want you to get? The originals?
Speaker 1: Wdney's not alive.
Speaker 3: Wendy Houston is not an original on that.
Speaker 2: Who's the originals?
Speaker 3: It's Dion Warwick, It's Elton John Stevie Wonder and Gladys
Speaker 3: Knight where we came in opened me and now the
Speaker 3: song much small see and I.
Speaker 2: Thank you here.
Speaker 3: Well and the weather to come in from and so
Speaker 3: if you can remember remember, he goes, oh, and then
Speaker 3: keep smiling.
Speaker 1: Well I can keep together, man, I have a contact
Speaker 1: to get together.
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 2: I can get all those people together?
Speaker 3: Awesome for my funeral?
Speaker 1: If I really could, I have a good connection to Elton.
Speaker 3: I can't die. I'd have to die soon, but that
Speaker 3: to happen though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how much import is. I don't
Speaker 1: know how important this is to you. But if you
Speaker 1: want it, you're gonna have to die sooner than later.
Speaker 3: If I love this, I'm gonna have to croak now.
Speaker 1: All right, on that note, we'll be right back. Just
Speaker 1: listen to this commercial. You're gonna love it. We have
Speaker 1: to return to talking about Scrubs now. Sarah Chalk is here.
Speaker 1: I guess the contractual thing for season nine was they
Speaker 1: didn't want to pay me and Sarah at the same time,
Speaker 1: so if I left, then they could pay Sarah.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the contract I think that's what
Speaker 3: it was, because I'm getting money like that. Shit. Well,
Speaker 3: we can't keep we can't afford to both of y'all,
Speaker 3: So one of y'all motherfuckers gotta go.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: I tapped out and Sarah tapped in.
Speaker 2: That's clear we what's happened. There's no explanation.
Speaker 1: There's no explanation as to why at all. I mean,
Speaker 1: even the young caster introducing themselves to her, they've never
Speaker 1: met her. No one's ever explained why she hasn't been there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's very pregnant, really for real pregnant, not fake pregnant.
Speaker 3: Isn't this the first time? Also, so that the show
Speaker 3: is now opened with someone else doing.
Speaker 1: The yes, so Carrie Boshet in the title sequence puts
Speaker 1: the X ray now facing the right way into the
Speaker 1: light box. So there was some sad scrubs score. When
Speaker 1: Sarah Elliott tells you that I'm that I said that
Speaker 1: I miss you too? Did was like? And then Elliott
Speaker 1: refers to it as riding the eagle, which really upset you.
Speaker 3: It triggers him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would trigger you too.
Speaker 3: I think you don't ride the eagle, you eagle?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't.
Speaker 3: Let's do the eagle. Let's eagle.
Speaker 2: It's just eag.
Speaker 1: Those of you out there who like to eagle your friends,
Speaker 1: make sure you're using that correctly. You don't ride the eagle,
Speaker 1: you eagle. It's a it's a verb. We learned that
Speaker 1: JD and Turk had a pillow fight club.
Speaker 3: You don't talk about that shit.
Speaker 1: You don't talk about it. Denise is so fucking nuts
Speaker 1: that she jokingly tells her boyfriend that she's late with
Speaker 1: her period and then it turns him on. He says
Speaker 1: that he vibes on crazy. Obviously, you or someone one
Speaker 1: of you guys pointed it out that they're so obviously
Speaker 1: meant to be. Yeah, Donald, you're the one who point
Speaker 1: out there so obviously meant to be Cox and Jordan,
Speaker 1: and I really see that now more than ever.
Speaker 3: Like it's like, oh, even when he stands next to
Speaker 3: Johnny C, even when he's standing next to Johnny C,
Speaker 3: he's like a I'm not gonna say a younger version,
Speaker 3: but he is almost a they almost look alike. Like
Speaker 3: this is the direction the show could have went, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, and everybody would have said, oh,
Speaker 3: I see where they're going. I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 3: I think my character is way too distracting. I think
Speaker 3: there are so many other stories they could have done
Speaker 3: other than me missing JD. Then sorry Turk missing JD.
Speaker 3: I feel like this is something that we did before
Speaker 3: where he goes to Disneyland, and you know, it just
Speaker 3: seems I mean, I get it. Everything it's supposed to
Speaker 3: be poetry. It all has to rhyme and shit like that.
Speaker 3: But that's a question.
Speaker 2: Joelle. Please, do you guys think the.
Speaker 4: Show would be better if Drew was the lead character
Speaker 4: and we were following his journey.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a good question. I think, Yes, I do, Actually, yes,
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: I think that I think this is this is not
Speaker 1: meant to.
Speaker 3: Be Conscious's no disrespect to Carrie, no disrespect to her character.
Speaker 1: No disrespect to Carrie. We've said a thousand times that
Speaker 1: Carrie is a phenomenal actress, and I do take full
Speaker 1: credit for discovering her. Okay, No, she's an extraordinary actress
Speaker 1: and so adorable and beautiful and a sweetheart of a
Speaker 1: human being. I wonder if we were asking too much
Speaker 1: of the audience. Not only were we switching the voiceover,
Speaker 1: but we were switching to the female perspective. I wonder
Speaker 1: if it would have been easier for them to invest
Speaker 1: again in a young male intern.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't think. I don't think it has to do
Speaker 3: with gender. I just don't think. I just think the
Speaker 3: character is the same character all over again.
Speaker 1: And all right, that's better said. You're right, it isn't
Speaker 1: just it's not perhaps it's not gender. It's it's going
Speaker 1: for the exact wide eyed, goofy person as opposed to
Speaker 1: trying a different angle. I also think that Drew just
Speaker 1: is stealing the show. To be honest, I think that
Speaker 1: he's the most grounded, the most real. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: a great lesson for actors, new actors out there. I mean,
Speaker 1: watch the difference between what we're all doing because we've
Speaker 1: leaned into all the jokes. And look at what Michael
Speaker 1: Mosley's doing. He's in a broad comedy, but he's playing
Speaker 1: it all straight and it really makes a difference. And
Speaker 1: that's what we used to do before we leaned into
Speaker 1: the turn on all these jokes. Now, granted, some of
Speaker 1: the script is doesn't help when Turk's longing to see
Speaker 1: JD's cock.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just think Drew, like returning with somebody who
Speaker 4: was like I'm not sure I can do this and
Speaker 4: I already failed once is so much more compelling. Then
Speaker 4: I'm really excited to become a doctor. It's hard, which
Speaker 4: is sort of what Lucy's storyline is so far, Like
Speaker 4: I don't want That's what it started out. What the
Speaker 4: issue is where JD when he starts is like I
Speaker 4: really want to be a doctor. Oh my gosh, I'm
Speaker 4: going to have to confront a lot of difficulties. But
Speaker 4: it's not like, oh, it's hard to be a doctor.
Speaker 4: It's emotionally, I'm so vulnerable. Being a doctor is going
Speaker 4: to challenge that aspect of me. But we don't really
Speaker 4: see that so much with Lucy, and so yeah, I
Speaker 4: don't know. I'm very invested in Drew's character.
Speaker 1: We all so we were interns. These are med students,
Speaker 1: And that woman who spoke about the difference last week
Speaker 1: really put that in my head because yet again there's
Speaker 1: a scene where Lucy's being asked to start an IV
Speaker 1: in this episode, and we learned that a med student
Speaker 1: would never be doing that on a patient. So you know,
Speaker 1: there's also this difference the fact that we were we
Speaker 1: were interns, we were further along in our in our process.
Speaker 3: We were comparable at being we were capable, i should say,
Speaker 3: at being in a hospital and working around people who
Speaker 3: were in need.
Speaker 1: Of We were at the point in the in the
Speaker 1: journey where you're actually interacting with people.
Speaker 3: You can do this. Now, you're you're allowed.
Speaker 1: All right, Cole, this is what you were talking about earlier.
Speaker 1: He's going to go leave to hang out with a
Speaker 1: glaucoma patient because the guy clearly has legal weed. This
Speaker 1: is long before weed was as legal as it is
Speaker 1: now in California.
Speaker 3: But or in any weed is legal in New York.
Speaker 1: Bro I know, I'm just saying it's it's such a
Speaker 1: different era that they had to clearly stipulate that it
Speaker 1: was government weed for a glaucoma patient. And they're going
Speaker 1: to watch Benson, which for a lot of people, I'm
Speaker 1: sure they have no knowledge of what Benson is. But
Speaker 1: Donald and I are of the era where we watched Benson.
Speaker 7: That that that Robert Benson was that that that that.
Speaker 1: He was the right hand man for it to the governor,
Speaker 1: to the governor, and uh, the governor was kind of
Speaker 1: a goofy guy.
Speaker 3: Right governor. I forgot there was some dumb ass and
Speaker 3: Benson was the one who was really running the ship.
Speaker 3: Got it wasn't just running the he wasn't just running
Speaker 3: helping run the freaking whatever the state was. He was
Speaker 3: also helping run the house, like the White House and
Speaker 3: stuff like, I mean.
Speaker 2: Whatever, the governor's mansion.
Speaker 3: The governor's mansion. And that's where that joke comes from. Motherfucker.
Speaker 3: I ain't Benson. I ain't here to solve everybody's problems and.
Speaker 1: Ship and whose joke is that that's you.
Speaker 3: No, that's like I think it's like a Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 1: Or all I know is that when Donald and I
Speaker 1: checked into our loft that we rented that we've told
Speaker 1: you about in what what was probably two thousand, the
Speaker 1: summer of two thousand, Donald.
Speaker 3: Two thousand and one or two.
Speaker 1: There were two rooms and one was way better than
Speaker 1: the other. And Donald, well, you got there first, so
Speaker 1: you got Donald Jack did Donald Jack didn't. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking standing in that room. I'm not Benson.
Speaker 3: So I slept. I slept in the hallway.
Speaker 1: Back outside my room, outside of his room, because the
Speaker 1: ship was so fucking it was so rustic.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's the word. It was, so
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 3: Where it was like that ship was like straight.
Speaker 1: First of all, it was an artist loft and the room.
Speaker 1: The place was giant's probably three thousand square feet. It
Speaker 1: was huge, but it hadn't been redone.
Speaker 3: It hadn't been like I've tried to sleep in there
Speaker 3: one night and it was the stuffiest room.
Speaker 2: And dryer were in there too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, get stuff fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: So anyway, outside the room that I had chosen. There
Speaker 1: was like a you know, a day bed that was nice.
Speaker 1: It was like big and so Donald just slept there.
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck this.
Speaker 2: It was so funny though.
Speaker 3: I'll never forget that summer. Yeah, it's a great summer.
Speaker 3: That's one of my favorite summers of all time.
Speaker 1: So Turk is finally teaching. I guess he got JD's
Speaker 1: classroom because he's teaching, and there's a mix up with
Speaker 1: Lucy's slides. She she mixed up ones from a bachelorette.
Speaker 3: Her sister's bachelorette party were.
Speaker 1: She really goes nuts. She really get that party got wow.
Speaker 1: That was like that was like an above ground pool party.
Speaker 3: I hate to tell you this, man, but bachelorette parties,
Speaker 3: depending on who the bachelorette is, really the things go crazy.
Speaker 3: They get as crazy as bachelor parties. Man. Anything I
Speaker 3: say crazy, I mean sex, yes, and and.
Speaker 4: At least involvement potentially, Yeah, like freaking people lose their minds.
Speaker 3: Yo, dude, I don't know what it is about. It's
Speaker 3: my last night and then everybody else is like, well,
Speaker 3: then it's my last night too.
Speaker 1: You know, you hear the stereotype of men's bachelor parties
Speaker 1: getting crazy, and there's like women's are just like that too,
Speaker 1: and there's escorts or strippers. But I wonder what the
Speaker 1: real percentage of.
Speaker 3: As Shanning Tatum. You could ask Shanning Tatum with the
Speaker 3: real he made a freaking fortune off of Magic Mike
Speaker 3: a fortune.
Speaker 1: I've never seen those movies. Does he does he Works?
Speaker 3: I've never seen. I've never seen one of those movies.
Speaker 3: But it's about what are we doing.
Speaker 5: With our lives?
Speaker 4: These are classic American cinema.
Speaker 3: See magic like it's let's watch Magic mic.
Speaker 1: Maybe this is now going to be a Magic Mike
Speaker 1: Rewatch podcast, a.
Speaker 3: Magic like rewatch. Joe ellis happiest.
Speaker 5: I would love are hitting me?
Speaker 1: What percentage do you think of bacheloretts hook up on
Speaker 1: their bachelor rep party weekend?
Speaker 3: That's probably the same percentage, maybe even more than men.
Speaker 1: Don't they called a hen do a hen do in London?
Speaker 4: Look up with someone like fifteen maybe maybe less ten
Speaker 4: to five.
Speaker 3: No, I say it's I say it's the exact opposite.
Speaker 3: I say it's more than men, really more than I
Speaker 3: think it's five percent more than men.
Speaker 4: That's like when we have the marriage counselorn and she
Speaker 4: said women cheat more than men. I said, what is
Speaker 4: happening my perception of the world crazy.
Speaker 2: She knows, she knows. Well.
Speaker 1: All I know is if I ever get married, I
Speaker 1: hope that the bachelorette party slash hen do is something
Speaker 1: very tame. Like in Napa we went for a girl's weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where that should be happening. We went for
Speaker 3: a girls' weekend.
Speaker 2: No want.
Speaker 4: I used to live in Boystown in Chicago, and so
Speaker 4: we would see just troves of bridal parties, like getting drunk,
Speaker 4: and then they would wind up like groping the dudes.
Speaker 4: The dudes are like, I'm in Boystown, I'm not here
Speaker 4: for you. Leave me all loa, Like it's safe. It's
Speaker 4: not cheating because you're gay. It's like it's still a
Speaker 4: human you get just put your hands on what are
Speaker 4: we doing?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I can't just put my penis in your mouth and
Speaker 3: me be gay and say it's not cheating. That's the
Speaker 3: fuck out.
Speaker 4: Do you think that's what she was doing, because they
Speaker 4: were like there was a time where she's like, what
Speaker 4: are you doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean it rained with nine dollars. This is insanely she.
Speaker 1: Was She was I imploied, I inferred that she was
Speaker 1: blowing him.
Speaker 3: That's what I thought. Yikes.
Speaker 1: And then and then Cocks put that picture on the
Speaker 1: wall and then she says, I made it rain.
Speaker 2: Move on.
Speaker 5: Nine dollars? Is not making it rains?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's That's.
Speaker 1: What qualifies is making it and rain. When you make
Speaker 1: it rain common?
Speaker 2: Is it single? Is it singles?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It can be usually.
Speaker 3: I mean you can make it rain with hundreds. It
Speaker 3: just has to be a bunch of dollars.
Speaker 1: Wait, but does that makes it rain with hundreds?
Speaker 3: Rappers?
Speaker 2: Rappers? Rappers?
Speaker 3: I mean you make it rain with them? If you
Speaker 3: what if you took out, like, you know, one hundred
Speaker 3: and five dollar bills and made it rain, people would
Speaker 3: be like, oh ship, this motherfucker made it rain. That's donald.
Speaker 2: Have you ever made it ring? Uh?
Speaker 3: In a Gavin De Grau video directed by me I
Speaker 3: invented making it rain and a Gavin De Grau video
Speaker 3: Make the Zach, you can check the stats. You could
Speaker 3: check the stats before that video.
Speaker 2: I don't ring mother girl.
Speaker 1: We were by the way, this is now a time
Speaker 1: when after this episode you should watch on YouTube the
Speaker 1: Gavin de Graw video for Chariot that I directed where
Speaker 1: you will see Donald Faison make it Rain.
Speaker 2: Wow, great song too, Wow mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Jamie King, Jamie.
Speaker 1: King is the love interest. Remember that shoot, Donald, That
Speaker 1: was a crazy shoot.
Speaker 3: That was one of the open things I had ever
Speaker 3: seen you do at that point. It was at that
Speaker 3: point I had never seen you. I mean, well, I
Speaker 3: take it back, you did. You did direct that episode,
Speaker 3: but this was something that you had. You were completely
Speaker 3: like on your own and all you had was Cabot.
Speaker 3: Really that's it, and me and then everybody else. I
Speaker 3: didn't know who the fuck they were. There wasn't the
Speaker 3: normal crew and everything. At least with Scrubs when you
Speaker 3: directed the first that first episode, at least you had
Speaker 3: the crew had your back, the cast had your back.
Speaker 3: You knew everyone, and we were trying to make a
Speaker 3: great show. At this point, it was like, Doug, I'm
Speaker 3: trying to make the best video for you, Gavin, and
Speaker 3: I don't know any of these people, and the set
Speaker 3: is not working the way it's supposed to.
Speaker 2: Wasn't. It was a nightmare.
Speaker 1: It was one of the scariest shoots I've ever been
Speaker 1: on because I had designed this whole video as a
Speaker 1: Wanner without the camera cutting. It was a very elaborate
Speaker 1: moving set and we spent a lot of money on
Speaker 1: the set.
Speaker 3: Days when MTV would let you do that too.
Speaker 1: That was back in the day when there were still
Speaker 1: big budgets for videos, and we had about one hundred extras.
Speaker 1: We needed a full day of rehearsal and we just
Speaker 1: didn't have it, and so we tried to do them
Speaker 1: one day. I remember it was like six pm and
Speaker 1: we hadn't shot anything, which is called in director lingo
Speaker 1: a fucking nightmare. But then then I pivoted, because you
Speaker 1: have to pivot as a filmmaker when things aren't working,
Speaker 1: and I said, this is no longer a Wunner, and
Speaker 1: guess what we're gonna We're gonna do it in pieces,
Speaker 1: and in between we're going to cut some really beautiful
Speaker 1: close up shots of very handsome Gavin de Graux singing
Speaker 1: into the lens. And so it'll be a series of
Speaker 1: winners that are stitched together with a shot of Gavin
Speaker 1: singing the lens. And by the way it was, it
Speaker 1: ended up being a blessing in disguise because everybody wanted
Speaker 1: to see him singing in close up, whereas the video
Speaker 1: didn't have that, but uh, it was crazy.
Speaker 2: It was crazy.
Speaker 3: Well, the video show told the story of you know,
Speaker 3: artist and how they get to the stage, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, work, Yeah, how they get from the
Speaker 3: beginning of the beginning of it all to the stage finally,
Speaker 3: and how there's always that young someone in your life
Speaker 3: to distract you along the way. And sometimes it's money,
Speaker 3: sometimes it's Jamie King. Jamie King. That's right.
Speaker 1: If we had a day of rehearsal, which would have
Speaker 1: been so expensive, but I could have really done the
Speaker 1: whole thing as a wanner, woun't have been cool. But anyway,
Speaker 1: if you're curious, check out the video. All right, we'll
Speaker 1: take a break and we'll be right back. This this
Speaker 1: particular ad right here is one of the best we've
Speaker 1: ever done.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I hope it's something for like if you
Speaker 3: were a loved one has mesothelio and we're.
Speaker 2: You know, I watched.
Speaker 1: I stopped watching as much CNN as I was watching
Speaker 1: because it's so bad for me. But I realized when
Speaker 1: I was watching it that all the ads were aimed
Speaker 1: at senior So I was I was getting targeted by
Speaker 1: all these senior citizen ads. I never see I never
Speaker 1: see young fun ads like like our I don't watch
Speaker 1: sports obviously, which is usually where our T mobile stuff airs,
Speaker 1: so I never even see like young fun ads. I
Speaker 1: just see ads aimed at seniors.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that. I didn't realize that a lot
Speaker 3: of old people stay up late too. I would think
Speaker 3: they would go to bed early, because late night is
Speaker 3: when they start trying to sell you all of that
Speaker 3: old old ship.
Speaker 1: You know, CNN is constantly trying to sell me something
Speaker 1: that's like, I shouldn't clean my gutters because it's too
Speaker 1: dangerous for me to clean my guns, and I'm gonna,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna gonna, I'm gonna get hurt. I mean, I know,
Speaker 1: no joke. I know people do get a lot of
Speaker 1: people get hurt cleaning their gutters, but I am not.
Speaker 1: I don't think the target demo for that, for that campaign.
Speaker 1: But I can't tell you how many times I've seen
Speaker 1: the change to this product so you don't have to
Speaker 1: clean your gutters.
Speaker 3: Thing Life Alert Commercial Life Alert. It still exists.
Speaker 1: That they got a new they got a new lady
Speaker 1: who fell and can't get up.
Speaker 3: I can't get up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they retired.
Speaker 3: She fell and didn't get up.
Speaker 2: She never did get out. She never never got she
Speaker 2: never did get out, she never did get up.
Speaker 1: All right here In more Bad Scrubs episodes, Cole is
Speaker 1: convinced that there's rankings, that's all bullshit. He's tricked by
Speaker 1: Cocks and Drew and what about this?
Speaker 2: This was so stupid.
Speaker 1: Chop pants, So Turk wears sweatpants or sorry, Scrubs, let's
Speaker 1: say chop on them because he loves pork chops so much.
Speaker 1: Then Denise says, look, there's JD and like like the
Speaker 1: worst sitcome ever. Turk goes, where did he wear his
Speaker 1: pork chop pants?
Speaker 3: It's not great.
Speaker 1: Then Elliott says, chillax my brother, which made me cringe a.
Speaker 3: Bit even more. It made me cringe more than freaking
Speaker 3: the Zion thing because we we as the old Cruise,
Speaker 3: should know better.
Speaker 1: By the way, there's three moments in this episode where
Speaker 1: white people say things that are very cringey, and the
Speaker 1: second was chillax my brother. And then when Turkey is
Speaker 1: auditioning new friends, Kelso says that he wants a black
Speaker 1: friend to help him out with the sisters and so
Speaker 1: he can quote get my swirl on.
Speaker 3: I'm all about the swirl.
Speaker 2: Okay, what does that mean? Swirrel? I don't even know.
Speaker 3: It's like when you mix chocolate and vanilla and you swirl.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well then you're a.
Speaker 3: Snailor that's literally the name of the fucking ice cream swirl,
Speaker 3: chocolate and vanilla swirl.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what get my swirl on means. I
Speaker 1: just knew that didn't sound right coming out again.
Speaker 3: It means like when you dip you're in some uh
Speaker 3: it would be swirling, got it or anything? That's not
Speaker 3: win the more you know, but it has to be sex.
Speaker 3: It's not dating, it's sex swirling.
Speaker 2: It's only se yes.
Speaker 1: So if I not a date with an African American woman,
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 3: That is not swirling. Y'all went out on a date.
Speaker 3: It's only sex.
Speaker 1: When we when we copulate mix, I see when we
Speaker 1: become when our bodies swirl together.
Speaker 3: Sure have a swirl. Now, Look, if you don't like
Speaker 3: to swirl, you don't like to swirl, that's you. Everybody
Speaker 3: each their own. I'm just gonna say this for everybody
Speaker 3: out there, it's okay to swirl. If you do swirl. Yeah,
Speaker 3: love has no color.
Speaker 1: Right, And this is coming from someone who who really
Speaker 1: has committed his entire life to air.
Speaker 3: That's not true. I date. I am the rainbow fucking kind.
Speaker 3: I have dated pretty well.
Speaker 2: Not I have every I have dated rainbow.
Speaker 1: If you haven't had sex with a man, I don't think.
Speaker 3: Right, that's what I'm saying. I said, not the gay
Speaker 3: kind of rainbow yet. Yes, yes, right, thank you.
Speaker 1: But you're an equal opportunity.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, And whoever floats my boat, my wife, who that is?
Speaker 3: Who it is right now? Yeah, is the one that
Speaker 3: has me.
Speaker 1: Do you ever ask you wife if you're trying to
Speaker 1: if you're trying to propose intercourse with your with your wife, casey,
Speaker 1: have you ever said, do you want to swirl?
Speaker 3: No? I say, do you want some black dick?
Speaker 4: You're way too excited about that.
Speaker 2: The man loves his wife.
Speaker 1: Listen, the man may may every couple have a love
Speaker 1: relationship so strong.
Speaker 2: He's in love with this.
Speaker 3: I want to tell you something right now. We fight sometimes, yes,
Speaker 3: and it's horrible, and we say some horrible things to
Speaker 3: each other, but there is no person on this planet
Speaker 3: that I would want to spend the rest of my
Speaker 3: life with other than her. There is not one person
Speaker 3: she has. I don't know what it is about her,
Speaker 3: but I really enjoy the life that we have created together.
Speaker 2: That's amazing.
Speaker 3: I don't want to sacrifice that or anything.
Speaker 1: How do you make up when you've had a bad fight?
Speaker 1: Are you the first person to say I'm sorry?
Speaker 3: They want to see my black dick? No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I think I think what happened was I think what happened?
Speaker 1: You know, I say that, I think what was I
Speaker 1: think what happened is you got vulnerable and then you
Speaker 1: felt like you had to pull up your masculinity.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe maybe there was a bit of that in there,
Speaker 3: But that's that's that's that's that. That means nothing to
Speaker 3: the fact that you don't think I'd.
Speaker 1: Be saying, I'm sure you do jokingly, but I'm curious
Speaker 1: for a real answer. When you guys have a bad fight,
Speaker 1: is it she that normally tries to make amends?
Speaker 2: Or do you do it?
Speaker 3: We don't make amends. We just forget about it and
Speaker 3: move on. That's what.
Speaker 1: Oh, that seems healthy. Let me write that down.
Speaker 3: So it's just marriage, that's about. That's what marriage is.
Speaker 3: Marriage is this. I hate you? I hate you too.
Speaker 3: I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 1: Wow, I feel like it might be good to like
Speaker 1: occasionally talk it out and be like, hey about the
Speaker 1: other night. I'm sorry, I was feeling this and you
Speaker 1: were feeling that, and I I, you don't ever do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's like, you know, that's that's the boring
Speaker 3: part of marriage making up. But that's like fucking.
Speaker 2: I'm asking if that happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that does happen, But that's not the fun part.
Speaker 3: The fun part isn't the I fucked up my bead.
Speaker 3: That's there's no even in the argument. The argument's the
Speaker 3: beat part, like the way that we I don't know, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: sure we'll have the talk of she's coming home? Is
Speaker 3: that her?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Yes, it is the way that we have. Let's ask her. Shit,
Speaker 3: Ka hit the song down, Casey, come down here. I
Speaker 3: don't know nothing about raising these fools, so tell me
Speaker 3: what to do. Don't know nothing about raising these kids.
Speaker 3: And that's what it is.
Speaker 2: Hi. We just played your song. Hi guys, Hi, Hi Casey.
Speaker 3: Were you were y'all just thinking about me and played
Speaker 3: it for no.
Speaker 1: Well, Donald, we were talking about when couples argue and
Speaker 1: then it gets bad, and then we were asking Donald
Speaker 1: how like whether he or you is the first person
Speaker 1: after it's calmed down and all the emotions out to
Speaker 1: be like, hey, sorry about da da da da da
Speaker 1: da da, And Donald kind of implied that y'all just
Speaker 1: kind of move on, don't talk about it.
Speaker 8: Oh no, No, I'm trying to communicate throughout the entire thing,
Speaker 8: and he doesn't like to communicate his way up.
Speaker 9: And he also doesn't like to say he's sorry and
Speaker 9: admit when he's wrong. So the way that I know
Speaker 9: when he knows he's wrong and he's trying to say
Speaker 9: sorry is usually because he pulls it out and was like.
Speaker 5: No, he told us that.
Speaker 2: We were like, no, he pulls his penis out.
Speaker 6: Did you tell them you pull your penis out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we thought he was joking. We've done it.
Speaker 3: Was joking.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's his way of making up with him.
Speaker 2: He pulls up penis.
Speaker 10: He doesn't know how to say sorry, so he'll just
Speaker 10: be like he'll he'll he'll ride it out for like
Speaker 10: three or four days, and then finally he'll be like does.
Speaker 3: This look Does this look good to you?
Speaker 2: But it sounds like you? Then forgive him.
Speaker 10: You guys never have the like guy you know what,
Speaker 10: because I've already said and voiced everything in my I've
Speaker 10: communicated everything, I've already talked it out, I've already expressed
Speaker 10: every But don't.
Speaker 1: You him, don't you want wouldn't you prefer him to
Speaker 1: be like, hey, I'm really sorry, I fucked up because
Speaker 1: of X y Z.
Speaker 9: I would prefer him to do a lot of things,
Speaker 9: But that's not who I'm married, and he's I know
Speaker 9: him better than the back of my hand, and this
Speaker 9: is how he is. And I will say once that
Speaker 9: that contact has been made or that's out of the way,
Speaker 9: then he's I'm sorry, you know, I just tuck like
Speaker 9: that because of this, this, this, And I'm like, well,
Speaker 9: just say that ship you could have saved, said that
Speaker 9: ship three days ago.
Speaker 2: Right, just so much? Wow, Really, Casey you are you're
Speaker 2: pretty pretty. You're a pretty great wife here Ca.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you guys have to remember we've been together how long?
Speaker 9: Since two thousand and six? I mean, this is a
Speaker 9: long time. I don't have I'm you know what, I
Speaker 9: don't have time to sit. I'm not deep, I'm not sensitive,
Speaker 9: So it's kind of like that's but.
Speaker 1: You also are a very strong personality, and I wonder
Speaker 1: that it sounds like you're saying you do, but when
Speaker 1: the fight's going on, or you're like, do you want
Speaker 1: to say, like this is not how we should be communicating.
Speaker 2: You know, I do I say all those things.
Speaker 6: I mean I do. He knows.
Speaker 9: I mean, at least I think I say this is
Speaker 9: not healthy, this is not like even just recently, we
Speaker 9: had an argument and it all stemmed from like our
Speaker 9: kids basketball, and I was like, this basketball is one
Speaker 9: of is a big distractor in our happiness as a family.
Speaker 6: As a whole. I was like, we need to dial
Speaker 6: it back.
Speaker 9: And you know, we fight and it goes and then
Speaker 9: days later we're like, you know, we've seen penis and
Speaker 9: balls and everything. Then it's like, yeah, I don't think
Speaker 9: we need to do this tonight and go to practice
Speaker 9: and this, and I think we need to scale it back.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I see, so there's a rhythm to it.
Speaker 1: There's so you know, even when it's Donald, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't have a lot of experience of
Speaker 1: Donald ever going ever, Hey, I want to reach out.
Speaker 1: This is awkward and uncomfortable, but I was out of
Speaker 1: line and I'm sorry. I don't have any experience of that.
Speaker 9: No, I mean it, and not to be arrogant, but
Speaker 9: I honestly believe there's times that y'all's friendship probably would
Speaker 9: have never lasted this long had I not been the Christ.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 1: It's true because he doesn't. Ever, he's never the one
Speaker 1: to say that, you've been the one to be like,
Speaker 1: y'all need to talk.
Speaker 9: Yeah, And that's what I told him the other day
Speaker 9: when we were talking about something else. I was like,
Speaker 9: I have no problem going with my tail between my lege.
Speaker 9: I don't get embarrassed. I have no shame to be
Speaker 9: the one that says this fire or even not even
Speaker 9: to my husband, like even if it's a third party,
Speaker 9: I have no problem to be like, guys, sorry, I
Speaker 9: blew this out of proportion. I'm the reason this, this
Speaker 9: whole fight happened, Like, let's get past this for the kids.
Speaker 6: Like it's my fault.
Speaker 3: I sometimes I'll take the blame just so we.
Speaker 9: Can all communicate about it. And which is not healthy, Probably.
Speaker 1: No, because doesn't that build resentment because after a while
Speaker 1: you're like, I always fucking am the one who ends
Speaker 1: the fight. I'm always the one who puts my tail.
Speaker 5: Between my legs, but I also just like it.
Speaker 6: But everyone's happy, right.
Speaker 1: But during those three days where there's tension and you're
Speaker 1: not talking, do you ever want to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is so stupid. Can we can we can we
Speaker 1: just talk this out? Like I don't want to be
Speaker 1: in silent treatment mode sometimes.
Speaker 9: But then sometimes I'm like whatever, good luck. You know,
Speaker 9: there's times that we're Donald's like I want to divorce.
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, I want a divorce too. Yeah,
Speaker 3: h no, I hate you. I want a divorce. That's
Speaker 3: let's do it. But that's what I say now.
Speaker 9: But there was a time, say a year ago, when
Speaker 9: you were like, let's get a divorce, and.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm gonna I'm going to divorce you.
Speaker 9: I'm like, good luck, good luck doing all manual labor
Speaker 9: to get to the point where you've got to divorce me, because.
Speaker 8: I'm the one that's gonna have to.
Speaker 1: Call you Donald Donald baked down, trying.
Speaker 3: To deal with people. This is what I do.
Speaker 1: Donald trying to call a lawyer and organize a call
Speaker 1: with the lawyer.
Speaker 2: I can't picture it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So he'd be like, babe, babe, babe, babe, can
Speaker 1: you call a lawyer for me, but.
Speaker 9: Also guys, I have to say and and I'm very
Speaker 9: grateful for this. We've never had a fight, h that
Speaker 9: wasn't over stupid ship. Like We've never had like some
Speaker 9: real crazy marriage doomsday fight.
Speaker 6: We've at least I don't think so. The fights we
Speaker 6: have are like stupid ship.
Speaker 1: Can we give it to a different topic, Casey, One
Speaker 1: more question for you that came up today. This has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with your life. You were wondering how
Speaker 1: what percentage of women at their bachelorette parties are actually
Speaker 1: hooking up with men? Do you think that it's higher
Speaker 1: even or less than men less.
Speaker 3: I've been at least eight or nine, and.
Speaker 9: I've never experienced anything like that the bachelorette parties.
Speaker 6: I've gone to.
Speaker 5: Even with the dudes.
Speaker 9: They're doing the dances and all that stuff, it's more.
Speaker 5: Of the cringe, like all the girls are in the corner.
Speaker 3: Like, oh god, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3: That's Casey's group of people.
Speaker 1: That's case that's your group of friends.
Speaker 3: That's not that's not at all of a sudden act
Speaker 3: like hold on now, hold on now, this is a
Speaker 3: different demographic. I don't trust those it's like a fucking
Speaker 3: bachelorette party.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, thank you, Casey, thank you Casey.
Speaker 9: Yes, I just had a four hour breakfast with God
Speaker 9: and I'm just everybody now.
Speaker 5: Seeing her.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I love Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, I love you, sweetheart.
Speaker 1: He married, Well, he just has to show his penis.
Speaker 1: You've all you got to do is basically your recipe
Speaker 1: is ignored for three days and then whip out your penis.
Speaker 5: I don't want a magical penis, so.
Speaker 1: You must have a magical penis.
Speaker 3: That should be.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: We all doubted you Donald when you said that your
Speaker 1: penis solves all your marital problems.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow, let's finish up the newsletters. A lie uh Lucy
Speaker 1: runs out of underwear and so she wears a bathing
Speaker 1: suit to work. Turkey is auditioning new friends. The funniest
Speaker 1: one of all was who says that he's ready to
Speaker 1: take their relationship to the next level physically, And he.
Speaker 3: Said, did you say physically? He goes weird five, and
Speaker 3: then he goes get there, and then he gets there
Speaker 3: and winks, I'm glad that Todd is still a brown.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Todd should be in more of the show, by the.
Speaker 3: Way, I know, right, And look, if we're going to
Speaker 3: introduce new characters, let's at least bring back some of
Speaker 3: the old ones for more than just their typical line.
Speaker 1: By the way, Joelle said the show should be told
Speaker 1: from from Drew's point of view, I think it should
Speaker 1: be told from Todd's point of view.
Speaker 3: I want to show that's a dangerous, dangerous show. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: the fact that Todd is allowed to work at this space.
Speaker 2: You're right, he's a seasoning. He's a seasoning.
Speaker 1: You don't want to you don't want to las to
Speaker 1: have a little salts. You don't want all salts.
Speaker 3: No, all right.
Speaker 2: Elliott goes home.
Speaker 1: After talking to patient and Lucy loses faith in her snore.
Speaker 1: Lucy banged her boyfriend while talking to her dad and
Speaker 1: said it was the most turned on she's ever been.
Speaker 11: Lucy a free And then at that moment, right there,
Speaker 11: I thought to myself, Elliott should be able to relate
Speaker 11: to this shit because she is.
Speaker 3: Her freak flag is way more than Lucy's. So when
Speaker 3: she said that, I expected Elliott to be like, oh, well,
Speaker 3: there was this one time, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yes, but yes, I was so confused by the dynamic
Speaker 4: between these two and like Elliott is classic why and
Speaker 4: she always is bleeding hert for her students where she's like,
Speaker 4: I really want them to like me, and I hope.
Speaker 4: And so it was conflicting because on the one hand,
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, maybe this is showing a lot
Speaker 4: of growth in Elliott in that, you know, She's like, no,
Speaker 4: it's got to be about me. We remember from the
Speaker 4: original Scrub series, like I want to be a mom.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure one of be a doctor all in
Speaker 5: my life?
Speaker 3: How to take it?
Speaker 4: Like, so the end results sort of worked for me,
Speaker 4: but the initial part, like I really think Elliott would
Speaker 4: understand Lucy in a much more intimate way so quickly.
Speaker 5: I have so much in common.
Speaker 3: They're they're the same freaking character pretty much, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. It's like they put they put JD
Speaker 3: and Elliott and smashed them together and made Lucy, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, all of them. It's it's it's
Speaker 3: very clear that that's what they did, and and it
Speaker 3: would have been. And she is more like Elliott than
Speaker 3: she is JD. You know what I mean. Her fantasies
Speaker 3: are Elliott, you know what I mean, but she does
Speaker 3: fantasize like JD. Did you know. It's it's it's it's
Speaker 3: very it's it's very upsetting in a lot of ways,
Speaker 3: because it's like we could have went so many other ways.
Speaker 3: We could have just made it so that this is
Speaker 3: a completely different show with completely new characters. But we're
Speaker 3: trying to recreate the same shit over and over again
Speaker 3: in every episode though too. It's not like just one episode,
Speaker 3: it's every episode. So that being said, we should probably
Speaker 3: get to the letters. Eat these balls, Zach, eat these
Speaker 3: balls that eat these balls ahead your sound effects machine.
Speaker 2: Right, Steve Aoki? Who wow?
Speaker 1: All right, let's go break, and then when we come back,
Speaker 1: we'll play the Joel Monique is Down to Get Down
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Speaker 12: Yeah, Hi, My name is Jeff Richmond from Columbia, Maryland,
Speaker 12: and I'm calling in to talk about how I love
Speaker 12: the episode my new girl bro. And I'll make this
Speaker 12: very quick, but there are four reasons why I really
Speaker 12: liked this episode. I do like that we still get
Speaker 12: to see the funny but heartfelt, dynamic relationship between JD
Speaker 12: and Turk. I really do think it's rare in life
Speaker 12: to have such a close friend, and at the end
Speaker 12: of the episode, doctor Cox told Turk how rare it
Speaker 12: was to be able to work with your best friend,
Speaker 12: and that to me meant a lot, because having friends
Speaker 12: at work makes the day so much better. The second
Speaker 12: thing is is that I love that doctor Cox treats
Speaker 12: Lucy the same way that he treated JD during the
Speaker 12: entire series. That line about the dumb shadow was extremely
Speaker 12: funny and it really honors the core of the show
Speaker 12: and the relationship between JD and doctor Cox, and also
Speaker 12: how they're able to transfer that relationship to doctor Cox
Speaker 12: and Lucy as well. Third, how Lucy looks up to
Speaker 12: doctor Reid. This episode really celebrates strong, powerful and professional
Speaker 12: women working in a traditionally male dominated field, and I
Speaker 12: think this entire episode did a great job with this,
Speaker 12: but specifically, you know, we were able to see the
Speaker 12: point of view from a young lady looking up to
Speaker 12: an older female in the same profession with more experience
Speaker 12: in that industry.
Speaker 3: And as I rewatched this season, you know, when I
Speaker 3: watched it.
Speaker 12: First, I was single with no kids, and now I
Speaker 12: have two young children and a wife, and I was
Speaker 12: able to kind of see how my wife was able
Speaker 12: to make changes in her life and her professional career
Speaker 12: as we started having children, so I was able to
Speaker 12: relate to that a lot. And then finally, I think
Speaker 12: one of the best gags of the entire show, that's right,
Speaker 12: I said it when at the very end Cole says
Speaker 12: you suck Zimmerman.
Speaker 2: I think that whole joke about there being class.
Speaker 12: Rankings and ended up being the ranks based on their
Speaker 12: alphabetical last name, and his last name was double A Aaronson, And.
Speaker 2: That bit right there, I think is extremely funny. And
Speaker 2: thank you. Those are my quick tidbits. Thank you, Jeff.
Speaker 3: Jeff.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jeff, I like you, and you sound like a
Speaker 1: nice man. I just don't agree with you.
Speaker 2: There you go. But you know, he made some good points.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but there are points about the old show
Speaker 3: though the point all of the points are talking about
Speaker 3: how this show reminds him of the old show.
Speaker 5: You can still see her longing for the original.
Speaker 1: But I think I think Joelle like asked someone in
Speaker 1: her building who's a nice person to watch episode six
Speaker 1: and be like, do to be a favorite. We can't
Speaker 1: get anyone to say, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, remember when I
Speaker 1: watched Jeff, Remember when I watched your cat.
Speaker 4: Jeff, Jeff did write it about another episode and I said, Hey,
Speaker 4: would you like to say something nice abou episode six?
Speaker 4: And he's so kindly sat in this voicemail. So we
Speaker 4: appreciate you, Jeff.
Speaker 1: Jeff, We appreciate you, to appreciate you, the fact, the
Speaker 1: fact that we needed you, Jeff.
Speaker 2: We needed you, Jeff, We.
Speaker 3: Needed the fact that anyone can find helpless.
Speaker 2: Jeff Richmond, You're our only hope.
Speaker 3: I like this, Zach Yeah, system a system Yeah, Oh god,
Speaker 3: come oh.
Speaker 5: Voicemail.
Speaker 1: That's how easy it is to get you to come.
Speaker 1: I could do that ship so easy. Yoda, yoda, come on, baby,
Speaker 1: you got this, You got this.
Speaker 3: What's happening?
Speaker 1: Ewaukee's yub Nub chicky, Why why I celebrate the live?
Speaker 1: I don't kicking out alien the Ewakey's song made his
Speaker 1: leg kickout. So I'm gonna I'm gonna text Casey some techniques.
Speaker 3: First of all, I love you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sing Casey the song so she knows what
Speaker 1: to do next round. Next time you'll have a fight
Speaker 1: and you have to get get ignored for three days.
Speaker 3: Just sing just said, you don't even have to get
Speaker 3: ignored for three days. And when he whips out his
Speaker 3: pienis you don't even have to touch it.
Speaker 1: Just yup, celebrate the life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, play this could have been a surprise
Speaker 2: here it is.
Speaker 13: Hi, everybody, This is Tamika. Thank you for inviting me
Speaker 13: back for episode two. I don't know if you remember.
Speaker 13: I did the highlights and low lights of that episode.
Speaker 13: I did what's working and what's not working. I'm not
Speaker 13: sure if you heard that, because I don't think I
Speaker 13: got it to Joel in time. But for episode six,
Speaker 13: I'm going to do what I noticed on what I wonder.
Speaker 13: So what I noticed as I was watching this is
Speaker 13: that I'm still laughing as I'm watching this episode, So
Speaker 13: that means the writing is still working. And I think
Speaker 13: specifically what's working is those moments of unpredictable humor. I'm
Speaker 13: thinking about early in the episode when Elliott, who looked beautiful,
Speaker 13: is talking to her and goes, he misses you too,
Speaker 13: and Turk turns to the side and you hear the BA.
Speaker 6: Could not have predicted that was coming. That made me laugh.
Speaker 13: When Lucy's telling the story about how her sister has
Speaker 13: to have sex with her fiance for the first time.
Speaker 13: I was just sitting there listening, and then she dropped
Speaker 13: the in case the stripper got her pregnant.
Speaker 6: Could not have predicted that.
Speaker 13: Had Denise started her rant toward Cole with I'm going
Speaker 13: to get a sock and put Nickels in it, I
Speaker 13: would have known she was going to end it with
Speaker 13: beating him with it, because I have brothers like I
Speaker 13: know how that goes. So it was unpredictable and funny
Speaker 13: for me when she started out with a jar and
Speaker 13: then still ended up with beating him with it. So
Speaker 13: I think it's those unpredictable moments that are really still
Speaker 13: making me laugh. So good on paper, for sure. So
Speaker 13: what I wonder since something still isn't quite right is
Speaker 13: the first thing I wonder is if med school was
Speaker 13: the right setting watching people learn to do things? Isn't
Speaker 13: that exciting? Watching people do the damn thing is way
Speaker 13: more fun. I think about like, and I haven't seen
Speaker 13: Rocky like the way dudes have seen Rocky, But I
Speaker 13: feel like we don't spend a whole lot of time
Speaker 13: watching him get ready to fight. We spend a ton
Speaker 13: of time watching him fight, And so I think we
Speaker 13: don't want to spend a whole lot of time watching
Speaker 13: these kids.
Speaker 3: Learn the doctor.
Speaker 13: We want to watch these kids doctor, just like we
Speaker 13: did with the first group of characters. And then I
Speaker 13: also wonder who the target audience was. I just want
Speaker 13: to also point out that I could recognize med School
Speaker 13: was a way to keep some of the original players
Speaker 13: engaged while bringing in some new people. But I think
Speaker 13: it could have been fine just to have them be
Speaker 13: the next crop of residents coming into the hospital and
Speaker 13: having the existing characters be doctors in that hospital who
Speaker 13: were truly doing cameos, because let's face it, y'all are
Speaker 13: not doing cameos. Target audience. I'm wondering who the target
Speaker 13: audience is because the existing audience, those existing fans we
Speaker 13: had been watching that show for like six seven, eight years.
Speaker 13: We were well past college age, I think, and college
Speaker 13: kids aren't that exciting to watch unless you're in college.
Speaker 13: Maybe if you're in high school. So I don't know,
Speaker 13: Like I'm curious about who your target. Who the target was,
Speaker 13: not you, but who the target was. Considering that, and
Speaker 13: considering that it was said in med school, I wonder
Speaker 13: what the audience investment would have been if Denise or
Speaker 13: Drew had been the main character, because I know I
Speaker 13: have found myself wondering what was going on in their head,
Speaker 13: Like what would their voiceover have been. I don't really
Speaker 13: care what Lucy's voiceovers are. I don't know why, I
Speaker 13: just don't. I do have to give some credit to Cole.
Speaker 13: I gotta give credit where credits due. He was funny
Speaker 13: for like two point five seconds. It was when Drew
Speaker 13: was late too. I guess rounds I don't know, and
Speaker 13: he goes nice of you to join us, Drew to
Speaker 13: call Cox's attention to it, and then Cox says something
Speaker 13: and he goes optional, and right there you can see
Speaker 13: the whole switch where like his eyes droop and his
Speaker 13: voice changes to.
Speaker 6: That like, oh, I gotta go.
Speaker 13: You know he's now like that late nineties Limp Biscuit
Speaker 13: fan bro. And I know you're probably waiting for me
Speaker 13: to say, no, shade, but I'm not going to say it.
Speaker 6: That was shady and I meant it. But he's being
Speaker 6: he's so predictable.
Speaker 13: When that's his delivery, and when he's in that mode
Speaker 13: and predictable is just not funny. And I wish someone
Speaker 13: had given him that note. So those are all of
Speaker 13: the things that I wonder, and I wonder if those
Speaker 13: things were different, if maybe there would have been some
Speaker 13: chemistry between what was what was good on paper and
Speaker 13: what was going on on the screen, and we could
Speaker 13: have gotten some more seasons. So that's it for me.
Speaker 13: Let me know your thoughts, and thank you for the
Speaker 13: shout out. The other week.
Speaker 6: My mother is convinced I'm famous.
Speaker 2: Bye, Well, I really appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Very very nice and very nice analysis from Tamika. I
Speaker 1: really like the way she puts time and effort go ahead.
Speaker 1: She was wrong about Rocky. There's a lot of training completely.
Speaker 3: Wrong about Rocky. Is the ultimate movie of Training? Is
Speaker 3: the hype that's not that's the hype before down Dawn.
Speaker 2: Ahead, that ship.
Speaker 3: That ship is hype music for a reason, because you
Speaker 3: about to run up some motherfucking steps, You about to
Speaker 3: beat the sheep ship out of some fucking beef.
Speaker 2: Showing the difference. You've got to do it in Russia.
Speaker 3: Now you gotta do it in Russia, Rocky, Now you
Speaker 3: gotta do it in Russia. Had to do it first.
Speaker 3: You had to do it in Philadelphia in the Philadelphia Hood.
Speaker 3: Then fucking Polo was like, nah fuck that we going
Speaker 3: to l A and you had to do it with
Speaker 3: the brothers and then to beat mister t. Then you
Speaker 3: had to do it in Russia. Rocky. You had to
Speaker 3: do it in Russia, and you had to train there too.
Speaker 1: So I'm just saying, all right, well, thank you, Tamika.
Speaker 1: I did like what you said. I didn't know what
Speaker 1: she was on with the jars thing. Is she mistaking
Speaker 1: another episode?
Speaker 3: No, So the scene where Cole says some shit and
Speaker 3: Cox and Turk says, I can't right now, Denise, will
Speaker 3: you handle this? She says absolutely. She goes, We're gonna
Speaker 3: take all of your little dumb things that you say.
Speaker 3: We're going to put it in a jar, nice big jar,
Speaker 3: and we're going to fill that little jar up with
Speaker 3: all of your dumb things, and when that jar is filled,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take it and I'm gonna beat you over
Speaker 3: the head with it.
Speaker 2: Pretty much.
Speaker 1: I must have blocked that out, all right. Thank you, Tamika,
Speaker 1: Thank you Jeff.
Speaker 2: That was really great.
Speaker 1: Joelle, thank you for helping us find those those awesome
Speaker 1: calls out. Jelly audience, thank you so much for tuning in.
Speaker 1: We really appreciate you spending a little bit of time
Speaker 1: with us. If you get in a fight with your partner,
Speaker 1: we don't endorse just taking out your penis.
Speaker 3: Depends on how long y'all been together for.
Speaker 1: It depends, but we do want it. We do have
Speaker 1: anecdotal information that for some couples it doesn't work.
Speaker 3: Listen, my wife gets the joke. She leans in with it.
Speaker 3: We fight over dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb shit, and we
Speaker 3: don't fight over real shit because there isn't. We don't
Speaker 3: argue about that stuff. For some reason, we fight over
Speaker 3: things that are I can't believe we just had an
Speaker 3: argument and said I want to get divorced over this
Speaker 3: dumb shit, you.
Speaker 5: Know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, I don't know about you guys and how you
Speaker 3: are with your partners, but you know. I know you're
Speaker 3: going to find trying. Hey, look I it works for us,
Speaker 3: and thank god, she freaking gets.
Speaker 1: Me my only recommendation at all, and take it from
Speaker 1: someone who's not in a relationship, so I don't really
Speaker 1: have any fucking leg to stand on. Would be that
Speaker 1: maybe you wouldn't do the full three days of ignoring
Speaker 1: each other, but suck it up and be like, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry sooner.
Speaker 3: Where's the fun in that though? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like being in a silent treatment with anyone in my life.
Speaker 3: There's no we're we're we're having It doesn't work that way.
Speaker 3: I wish, I wish it did work that way. But
Speaker 3: you got to be in your feelings also, Man, I
Speaker 3: gotta let my wife have her time to be angry
Speaker 3: with me. I don't want to try and you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, This is this is shit is forever,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. So if she's gonna be
Speaker 3: angry with me for a day, I would I want
Speaker 3: to allow her to have that shit. Fuck it. You
Speaker 3: want to be mad at me, be mad at me,
Speaker 3: and when you do have some shit to say, you're
Speaker 3: gonna say that shit and we're gonna argue and we're
Speaker 3: gonna fight about that ship, but we're also gonna make
Speaker 3: love and we're gonna make up. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: This is forever, This isn't you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: She said something that's true. We yet to have a fight,
Speaker 3: and I hope we never have a fight about some
Speaker 3: bullshit that that's gonna that's a real threat to our marriage.
Speaker 3: We fight about dumb ship like that's my sock. Yes,
Speaker 3: so fucking what you know what I mean? You know
Speaker 3: what I mean, like that's dumb ship that doesn't that's
Speaker 3: not gonna, that's not gonna destroy.
Speaker 4: What.
Speaker 3: I hope it doesn't destroy where we have. I hope
Speaker 3: our marriage is stronger than that. I don't want to
Speaker 3: chinx it anyway. My point is, you know.
Speaker 1: To each you guys have a thing that works. That's
Speaker 1: what we hear and uh and we appreciate you being
Speaker 1: so candid with us.
Speaker 2: And that's our show kind of sound.
Speaker 11: Do or do not?
Speaker 3: There is no try. I whipped up my penis and
Speaker 3: said that before to about sure we made about a
Speaker 3: bunch of.
Speaker 10: That story.
Speaker 2: Next all should know. So gather round you here, hop
Speaker 2: gather around you here, hoard specs.
Speaker 3: We watch your wiz and
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