Speaker 1: Who is the patron saint of copying people into emails?
Speaker 1: Saint Francis of a CC.
Speaker 2: What is Forrest Gump's email password one forest one?
Speaker 1: I got an email about how to read maps backwards.
Speaker 1: It was spam.
Speaker 2: Got an email from the Alzheimer's Association today. I don't
Speaker 2: remember signing up on their mailing list.
Speaker 1: Microsoft are starting to ban fake email accounts. They sent
Speaker 1: an email saying they are going to test mine. I
Speaker 1: don't have a positive outlook though.
Speaker 2: My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn't
Speaker 2: open any of the files. I always have trouble with
Speaker 2: emotional attachments.
Speaker 1: Why didn't lay email Obi Wan of the Death Star
Speaker 1: plans the Jedi code forbids attachments.
Speaker 2: What's the difference between an email asking for money from
Speaker 2: a Nigerian prince and an email asking for money from
Speaker 2: an Egyptian pharaoh? The first one is a scam, the
Speaker 2: second one is a pyramid scheme.
Speaker 1: Why are pigs afraid of emails that don't want to
Speaker 1: be marked as spam?
Speaker 2: Why were the drunk astronauts emails so annoying to read?
Speaker 2: Excessive use of the space bar.
Speaker 1: My email password has been hacked again. That's the third
Speaker 1: time I've had to rename the dog.
Speaker 2: If you get an email with the words knock knock
Speaker 2: in the subject line, don't open it it', said Jehovah's witness.
Speaker 1: Working from home, my mom said she got an email
Speaker 1: from the sushi restaurant. I asked her if it was
Speaker 1: a phishing email.
Speaker 2: Why didn't the night want to make an email account
Speaker 2: because he already had enough chain mail?
Speaker 1: Why didn't Daniel Craig respond to my email? I guess
Speaker 1: he had no time to reply.
Speaker 2: The Buddhist struggled with sending emails. He was always leaving
Speaker 2: his attachments behind.
Speaker 1: What's the best way to capture a spam by trap
Speaker 1: it into ETHANID. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones.
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