Speaker 1: He is Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning and it's a podcast.
Speaker 1: Welcome to it. Start all right, let's get a gun.
Speaker 2: How many bars do you think you could successfully visit
Speaker 2: in one night?
Speaker 3: If I'm not drinking a lot more.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go with three for Alexus before she yoldles
Speaker 2: up her groceries. Okay, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
Speaker 2: and I bring it up because a sixty nine year
Speaker 2: old British man just set the new world's record by
Speaker 2: drinking at one hundred and twenty bars in twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: Yes, he had a drink at each one. Is he alive?
Speaker 2: Is it a dead man who got pure jealousy? And
Speaker 2: check for just one second. He's David Clarkson jealous and
Speaker 2: he moved to Australia recently with one goal for his
Speaker 2: retirement to drink everyone else under the table.
Speaker 3: Australia.
Speaker 2: And he started his request that the Captain cook Hotel Indy.
Speaker 2: Then walked around to one hundred and nineteen other drinking
Speaker 2: establishments over the course of the next twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: He walked stumbled. Probably the only rule was he had
Speaker 2: to have one drink at each stop, and water did
Speaker 2: not count.
Speaker 1: How many drinks is that per hour? That's a lot.
Speaker 2: I mean it's at least five drinks per hour. Wait,
Speaker 2: and by the time he reached his one hundred and
Speaker 2: twentieth bar, David was tired. He was visibly drunk, but
Speaker 2: he was still upright and heard the words that he'd
Speaker 2: been waiting for all that.
Speaker 1: Hey, how you do No, those were not broke.
Speaker 2: I know you like a man in a weakened mental state.
Speaker 4: But no.
Speaker 2: David was told at the last bar that his world
Speaker 2: record was officially certified.
Speaker 3: Was the last bar in business.
Speaker 1: But he was able to find so many bars are open?
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: He took the title from two Australians name Garry Kouros
Speaker 2: and jake Leyderton, who only managed a measly ninety nine
Speaker 2: puss Wow. Afterwards, David mumbled something about how much he
Speaker 2: loved everybody, and then he went home and chose to
Speaker 2: celebrate by sleeping it off for the next week straight.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, his pulse please.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if we can muster half of David's effort for
Speaker 2: the shock collar question of the day, then I think
Speaker 2: we're gonna be in a good position. We're gonna send
Speaker 2: it over to digital Jake to lead us there, Take
Speaker 2: us there, Jake.
Speaker 5: When I check my magical calendar, I see a lot
Speaker 5: of a list celebs celebrating birthdays too. Okay, oh really,
Speaker 5: Barbara streisand okay, Kelly Clarkson, even the entertainer, And yes,
Speaker 5: I do consider Cedric the entertainer and a list. D
Speaker 5: all right, it's my list. I get to choose who's honest.
Speaker 5: But still, none of those stars shines nearly as bright
Speaker 5: as our own in house celeb birthday. Yes, because April
Speaker 5: twenty fourth is the day the world was gifted Jose
Speaker 5: bolanos Am sure you want to.
Speaker 2: Use the word gifted.
Speaker 3: I'm very specially. I've been told them a fair.
Speaker 5: What would this world look like without Jose Wi A
Speaker 5: lot less pun jokes and descriptions of annual salmon migration,
Speaker 5: that's for sure. By the way, So today, to celebrate
Speaker 5: Jose's birthday, we're going to do a special. Is this
Speaker 5: a Jose tweet or a different celeb tweet? Edition of
Speaker 5: plenty of twenty.
Speaker 2: Cedric Entertainer never got a segment like this. Promise you though,
Speaker 2: I'll read you a tweet.
Speaker 5: You just have to tell me did Jose tweet that?
Speaker 5: Or was it another famous celebrity. If you get it right,
Speaker 5: you get to stay in the game. Alexis europe first.
Speaker 5: A few years ago, when Russia first invaded Ukraine, someone
Speaker 5: tweets quote, let's go was it Jose or another celebrity?
Speaker 6: If that was me, I'd like to say there was
Speaker 6: no correlation tweet.
Speaker 7: Okay, we all know you over say that the time.
Speaker 3: It's my favorite.
Speaker 1: We're up early in the morning. Maybe he tweeted that
Speaker 1: before it happened and you didn't know, or maybe he
Speaker 1: read the headline wrong. I could see that. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say it was Jose on accident.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, please.
Speaker 3: Don't be true.
Speaker 5: Alexi says, that's a Jose tweet.
Speaker 6: That is.
Speaker 5: Not a Jose tweet. It was another celebrity.
Speaker 3: It was the weekend.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, let's go over to Brook all right, Brook,
Speaker 8: who tweeted I just ordered a set of ladles online
Speaker 8: and said, ooh those are fancy smancy when I saw them.
Speaker 5: Was it Jose or another celebrity?
Speaker 2: Ladles?
Speaker 1: Ladles?
Speaker 9: I mean, here's the problem with this tweet for me
Speaker 9: is I've been to Jose's kitchen, and there are not
Speaker 9: any utensils that a plastic You're right, or make giant
Speaker 9: plastic ladles. Honestly, the one pot I bought him I
Speaker 9: think ten years ago.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say not Jose.
Speaker 5: It says that was another celebrities tweet.
Speaker 10: That was.
Speaker 5: That was Jose on June twenty seventh, twenty one.
Speaker 9: Wait, you don't have any silver review of multiple ladles
Speaker 9: and I've never used one of them.
Speaker 2: Jose's like two am Chinese Facebook market place posts. They
Speaker 2: can't be predicted.
Speaker 5: That's what it was.
Speaker 3: It was like a set of like four things.
Speaker 5: They sound really nice. Wow, Jose, it's your.
Speaker 2: Turn to remember if you did your own tweet or
Speaker 2: not who tweeted quote.
Speaker 5: A true friend doesn't rub it in when they make
Speaker 5: a mistake. Instead, they'll help you rub it out.
Speaker 1: Was it or another celeb that's really funny.
Speaker 6: That's really funny, So I immediately assume as me. But I mean,
Speaker 6: but I'm mostly like inappropriate and crass on my live stream.
Speaker 5: I've looked at a lot of your tweets, many your
Speaker 5: fairy actually yeah.
Speaker 6: Football on drinking Jose was probably way more inappropriate. But
Speaker 6: I still don't think this was me. I'm gonna say, na.
Speaker 5: Jose says that was another celeb That was another celebrity,
Speaker 5: that was television Minister Joel Austin Minister said, that's right.
Speaker 2: You help your friends rubble one out.
Speaker 5: Maybe free job identifying your own tweets. Let's go on
Speaker 5: to Jeffrey. Okay, Jeffrey in May twenty twenty, who tweeted
Speaker 5: congratulations to the astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice.
Speaker 5: So another celebrity or Jose, that's pretty good. Tough time
Speaker 5: for assault.
Speaker 9: Yeah, right in the middle of the beginning of the pandemic.
Speaker 2: Jose does like to follow news stories that most senior
Speaker 2: citizens would be really so, like a rocket launch would
Speaker 2: be totally something. Jose would get pumped at it people.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that's really him. Jeffrey says, that's a
Speaker 2: Jose tweet.
Speaker 5: That is.
Speaker 11: Correct.
Speaker 5: Jose tweet from May of twenty twenty.
Speaker 6: Yes, Jose came back.
Speaker 5: We are running out of time for Jose's tweet game. Okay,
Speaker 5: so I'm gonna give you the sudden death question my
Speaker 5: own you have by your own tweet or another celebrity.
Speaker 5: You get it right and you win. You get it
Speaker 5: wrong and Jeffrey Wins who tweeted, quote, I feel like
Speaker 5: there's a giant meat loaf inside of me? Was it
Speaker 5: you or another celebrity?
Speaker 2: Possibly right after eating a giant meat loaf from.
Speaker 1: Did anything ever stay inside of you? You're in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: literally everything taken.
Speaker 6: The only times I eat meat loaf have been like drunk.
Speaker 6: There's a cafe that's open twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1: You're missing the important part. It's a funny word.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. But I just I don't like to lie,
Speaker 3: So I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say I can do this.
Speaker 3: Look maybe a comedy, but.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna say not do this.
Speaker 5: Jose says, that's another celeb that is that's another CELEBRITI
Speaker 5: that was Chris Jenner great.
Speaker 2: Eye, right after she met her boyfriend.
Speaker 5: So, Jose, that means you've won today's birthday edition up
Speaker 5: plenty of twenty.
Speaker 2: All right, well, Jose remembers his own tweets.
Speaker 9: Somehow, that is the most shocking big okay birthday.
Speaker 5: Sorry, there it is.
Speaker 2: That's Jose's birthday text in seventy five nine to wish
Speaker 2: him a happy one.
Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I wonder if it would be easier to do
Speaker 2: this show with a group of dogs, because whenever I
Speaker 2: tell Jose to go fetch my papers from the printer,
Speaker 2: he tends to get lost halfway ends up marking the
Speaker 2: copy machine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that that smell over that?
Speaker 2: That's what that is? Remarked, that's his copy machine, your
Speaker 2: own smell. If I ask Alexis to heal, she reaches
Speaker 2: down and hands me her stiletto ugs.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, no, there's And.
Speaker 2: If I ever tell Brooke to shake, she rips off
Speaker 2: her sweater and does some X rated shimmy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like the first.
Speaker 2: But all I'm asking in this next segment is for
Speaker 2: you to speak. Okay, can you guys speak? Can you
Speaker 2: do that for me? Tell us what's on your mind?
Speaker 2: Go get the ball? Okay, go get the ball. I
Speaker 2: might need to hire a professional trainer before this is
Speaker 2: gonna be rough. It's a brand new what's on your mind?
Speaker 2: Coming up? Sometimes when I'm eating out at a restaurant,
Speaker 2: I think about whose mouth this fork was in.
Speaker 12: Last, and I feel like way way connected to them,
Speaker 12: just instantly, so we could play a fun little bonding
Speaker 12: game called past the fork.
Speaker 2: Right now, I've got it. Or I could just ask
Speaker 2: what's on your mind?
Speaker 1: You to only put that in your mouth?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what's on your mind?
Speaker 2: Fine? Starting I guess with Brook and just ask the
Speaker 2: simple question, what's on your mind?
Speaker 1: Brooke? Well, I was at.
Speaker 9: The grocery store the other day and I was checking out,
Speaker 9: and I of course purchased some wine and the cashier goes.
Speaker 1: To me, are you twenty one?
Speaker 6: I'm flattered.
Speaker 9: I'm flattered, yes, obviously, and I am just feeling good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what right, because.
Speaker 2: You're already two bottles of wine drink before you even
Speaker 2: checked out, So no.
Speaker 7: Wonder And then she says, well, you look great, but
Speaker 7: adds on to it.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of treton Owen? And That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, is it some talent agency for women
Speaker 1: who look way younger.
Speaker 2: Than they actually are?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And so I say no, what is it?
Speaker 9: And she goes, oh, it's his heavy duty not cream
Speaker 9: that will take out your fine lines.
Speaker 1: I was just young a second ago. A second ago,
Speaker 1: I was young, and now here we are.
Speaker 2: So did you buy the But I've been.
Speaker 1: Reading into the it's really trendy, you know.
Speaker 9: I haven't gone down the boatox Lane yet, so maybe
Speaker 9: this is better.
Speaker 6: Look at your face.
Speaker 1: I want to believe you.
Speaker 9: I want to believe you, just like I wanted to
Speaker 9: believe the cash here, which he said, are you twenty one?
Speaker 2: I mean, it couldn't hurt just by a little bit.
Speaker 2: What's on your mind?
Speaker 6: Well, if you guys don't know, my dad lives out
Speaker 6: of town and recently he came to visit me for
Speaker 6: my birthday, which is today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 6: So we brought him to the radio station and he
Speaker 6: got to meet everyone. The sweetest man, and he didn't
Speaker 6: remember everyone's name, but he remembers all the faces, so
Speaker 6: he knows who everyone is. But there's one person that
Speaker 6: really stuck with him the most, and he definitely remembered
Speaker 6: his name.
Speaker 3: That is the program director to our radio station.
Speaker 6: What because I have a feeling I know why when
Speaker 6: he was talking to our boss, our boss.
Speaker 3: Casually mentioned to my dad, oh, my goodness, like.
Speaker 6: You just you're you're tan, you look energetic and young.
Speaker 6: My dad brought that up what six times the weekend.
Speaker 2: I don't blame him after I had this experience at
Speaker 2: you because I met Jose's dad uses that retina and
Speaker 2: looks fantastic because.
Speaker 6: But like we would just be like a lull in
Speaker 6: conversation sitting there and he would be like, you know what,
Speaker 6: I really like your boss, He'll say when he has
Speaker 6: a nice guy. When he told me that I look
Speaker 6: at young, he make me feel so good.
Speaker 2: But the rest of us, who gave him hugs.
Speaker 1: And I talked to him for twenty minutes sext time,
Speaker 1: just compliment on.
Speaker 6: If you want to get on my dad's good side,
Speaker 6: which a couple of my friends did, give him a hug,
Speaker 6: tell him he looks young and forever you will be
Speaker 6: his best friend.
Speaker 1: You know what, That's the same for me. Yeah, my
Speaker 1: dad and book.
Speaker 3: Give them hugs and show them.
Speaker 2: Let's go to someone who actually have some self worth
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 1: And let's just.
Speaker 7: So I'm coaching high school track, you know this season,
Speaker 7: you and you know I want them to like respect me,
Speaker 7: like me.
Speaker 1: I think I'm cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not pathetic.
Speaker 6: All you do know that when the people go back
Speaker 6: to high school and try to be cool, that's not.
Speaker 7: I'm still trying.
Speaker 1: And there was a big track meet over the weekend.
Speaker 7: We were at Okay high school is racing, but also
Speaker 7: some pro runners okay, and the pro team set the
Speaker 7: world record. It awesome, So it's a huge deal. Everyone's
Speaker 7: going crazy. The kids are like on a high. They
Speaker 7: think it's the coolest thing ever. Their witnessing a world record.
Speaker 6: Forget that moment.
Speaker 1: Well, guess who's friends with those runners?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 7: So I go up to them after their I'm talking
Speaker 7: to them, They're hugging me, were just chatting, and the
Speaker 7: team sees it.
Speaker 1: Like, wait, is that the real runner?
Speaker 4: And that was my moment I got.
Speaker 7: Became cool.
Speaker 11: I don't know how.
Speaker 6: Long it'll last.
Speaker 2: It ends right now. When you go on the radio
Speaker 2: and start.
Speaker 3: Bragging, well, they don't listen.
Speaker 8: So I actually, you just got to bring the real runners.
Speaker 1: With you everywhere you go. Trust me, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get him come to practice as Yeah, there was a
Speaker 1: big moment, you know, all right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind?
Speaker 2: So over the weekend, I hosted a charity auction. And
Speaker 2: I've worked this event a few times, but this year
Speaker 2: the organizers decided that they had to add a second
Speaker 2: person to host along with me. Okay, most people would
Speaker 2: take offense to that, but what I don't know, But honestly,
Speaker 2: for me, I'm more like, oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 2: Somebody else talk please. Yeah. So they hired this local
Speaker 2: celebrity who used to be on TV but now he
Speaker 2: does auctioneering full time. And before the event, I asked
Speaker 2: my producer like, hey, can you help me come up
Speaker 2: with a few like funny lines, like just a couple
Speaker 2: like jokes that I could toss his way. And apparently
Speaker 2: our producer has worked with this guy before, because we
Speaker 2: were writing some zingers for this day, just coming after
Speaker 2: him about how auctioneering isn't a real job, and how
Speaker 2: we had to move the venue downtown this year because
Speaker 2: it's closer to the unemployment offices where he collects his checks.
Speaker 2: And I was worried. I was like, man, are you
Speaker 2: sure that these are gonna hit? They feel like kind
Speaker 2: of mind And our Producer's like, oh yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: don't worry. He's a really funny guy. He'll roll with
Speaker 2: the punches there. So the night of the auction, I
Speaker 2: let the first singer fly and he looks stunned. He's smiling,
Speaker 2: but his eyes are like, what are you doing. I
Speaker 2: didn't warn him that I was gonna roast him, like
Speaker 2: I wanted it to be natural in the meanwhile, he's
Speaker 2: not firing anything back at me.
Speaker 3: He's a professional.
Speaker 2: He is just swallowing it all and like letting it
Speaker 2: eat away at his ego.
Speaker 1: How did the night end with you too? Did he
Speaker 1: punch you?
Speaker 2: He didn't punch me. I feel like the worst one
Speaker 2: was when I started passing around a tip jar telling
Speaker 2: everybody to give generously because again, this is the only
Speaker 2: way he makes money.
Speaker 6: Oh gosh, that's.
Speaker 3: The most offensive thing.
Speaker 6: You did.
Speaker 2: Well, he made a lot of money. Thank you for
Speaker 2: that tip jar was full.
Speaker 3: Actually vicariously didn't.
Speaker 2: By the end, I did feel like a little bit
Speaker 2: guilty because he wasn't prepared to.
Speaker 3: Did him you apologize after, say, hey, man, I hope
Speaker 3: that was cool with that.
Speaker 2: No, he didn't want to talk to me at the end.
Speaker 2: But you know what, today I feel like like he's
Speaker 2: a season celeb. He should be able to take it.
Speaker 1: It's funny, but he's crying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll text in seven eighty five nine too. You
Speaker 2: could tell us what's been on your mind. It's brooken
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the.
Speaker 4: Morning, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Getting texted in at seventy five niney two with people
Speaker 2: telling us what's been on their minds because we just
Speaker 2: shared what's been on ours. This one says, I actually
Speaker 2: want more talking, less music. I switch stations whenever the
Speaker 2: music comes on.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I can talk a lot more if they
Speaker 3: let us.
Speaker 1: Guess we should get rid of that singing segment that
Speaker 1: we do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody's a masochist and like a little auditory abuse
Speaker 2: on their morning drives on. Another text says, what's on
Speaker 2: my mind is sometimes when traffic is so plugged up,
Speaker 2: I just wish I could push a button and my
Speaker 2: car would inflate like a balloon and I could flow
Speaker 2: up above everyone else. Where's elong Musk when you need him,
Speaker 2: or that old.
Speaker 1: Guy from up he could help you too.
Speaker 2: Personally, I'd go for the rockets that blow up all
Speaker 2: the other cars. But you're nice for just wanting to
Speaker 2: like sharp everybody else range on the road. James Bond
Speaker 2: would do it. Another text says, good morning, Jose. You
Speaker 2: can slide into my d MS anytime.
Speaker 3: All right, Well you say that, but I need your handle.
Speaker 5: Corner by.
Speaker 1: Check your junk box.
Speaker 4: Well keep your nine two Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Any long term relationship is eventually going to hit a
Speaker 2: few bumps in the road, of course, and what's the
Speaker 2: best way to handle that couple's therapy communication? Honest, I
Speaker 2: don't know about all that stuff already, all sounds pretty complicated.
Speaker 2: What about trying the reality show wife swap? It's an
Speaker 2: option risky you might fall in love with the temporary spouse, though,
Speaker 2: why does that never happen on the show? The best
Speaker 2: way I think to instantly heal any relationship problem is
Speaker 2: to just sit together and listen to our next segment
Speaker 2: where singles share their nightmare dating lives. Just one listen
Speaker 2: and you'll be wanting to renew your vows immediately.
Speaker 1: Don't put me in those positions.
Speaker 2: Look at us saving marriages and relationships with a brand
Speaker 2: new Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's coming up right
Speaker 2: after this.
Speaker 4: You hopeless one dating app then dares you swipe right?
Speaker 4: The question is whose love life is more tragic? It's
Speaker 4: Battle of the Tinder Dates.
Speaker 2: It's the dating game show that believes those sports kiss
Speaker 2: cams don't go far enough.
Speaker 6: Instead, My godjo Bar listeners square off to find out whose.
Speaker 2: Love life is the most tragic. We'll explain the rules
Speaker 2: in just a second, but first let's meet today's contestants.
Speaker 2: You're in this corner before any first kiss, instead of
Speaker 2: reaching for a breathman, she'll pull a large dollop of
Speaker 2: smuckers on her tongue. And that's why all the boys
Speaker 2: know her as grape Jelly Kelly.
Speaker 1: Thought for someone name is going to be Pam the jam.
Speaker 2: And in the other corner, her secret to seduction is
Speaker 2: walking into the bedroom sporting a sexy goat milk mustache. Whew,
Speaker 2: that's how she got the nickname Foamy Naomi.
Speaker 9: Please tell me, and drinking it from a bottle and
Speaker 9: not straight from the source.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's how the game works. One contestant will start
Speaker 2: by telling one of their worst date stories. The other
Speaker 2: one try and come back and counter with the nightmare
Speaker 2: story of their own. We're going back and forth for
Speaker 2: three rounds until we declare a winner. We're gonna get
Speaker 2: the ball rolling with grape Jelly Kelly. Let's go.
Speaker 11: Okay, So the guy kept complimenting me on how nice
Speaker 11: my teeth were. Oh oh yeah, and I did have
Speaker 11: braces before, so I was like, you know what, this
Speaker 11: is a nice compliment, sure.
Speaker 1: Yes, for how much money your parents spent?
Speaker 11: Absolutely yeah. So that was really nice until he asked
Speaker 11: if I should help bite off one of his fingernails
Speaker 11: that he couldn't get.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, well all that money, I mean, it's got
Speaker 2: to go to something.
Speaker 3: Fingernails and that's still did you do it?
Speaker 11: Oh my god, No, I did not.
Speaker 2: Not girlfriend material Kelly.
Speaker 13: All right.
Speaker 2: He's like, phoamy, Naomi, can you beat the fingernail bike chair?
Speaker 10: I think I can. So a guy came back to
Speaker 10: my house, but I wanted to shower, so I asked
Speaker 10: him to wait in bed and I get out and
Speaker 10: see him reading through my journal.
Speaker 1: I tried to hide it.
Speaker 10: No, not at all, and I yelled at him and
Speaker 10: I told him like, this is personal, and he was like,
Speaker 10: I'm so sorry, he said, I just thought I was
Speaker 10: reading a really sad book.
Speaker 1: Oh, dear Diary.
Speaker 5: We're on around too, Kelly.
Speaker 3: We're back to.
Speaker 11: You, all right. I met a guy off tender who
Speaker 11: said that he worked at the zoo, and so he
Speaker 11: was like, you know what, let's meet at the zoo.
Speaker 11: We can have our date there and yeah, and so
Speaker 11: he tells me to meet him at a specific exhibit
Speaker 11: because he wanted to show me something BEB cool cool
Speaker 11: and it turns out it was the bad exhibit, and
Speaker 11: when I got there, he climbed a nearby poland like
Speaker 11: he hung upside down and was like, look, I'm a bat.
Speaker 2: Was this date elementary school?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Were you impressed?
Speaker 11: I mean like I wasn't really impressed. I don't even
Speaker 11: think he worked there, So I got it, just left.
Speaker 1: So all the other employees just know him as that.
Speaker 2: Guy date hanging. We got to keep going.
Speaker 3: What you got?
Speaker 10: So the guy I was talking to was ragging how
Speaker 10: much he travels for work, and as if I wanted
Speaker 10: to come along on a short day trip. Of course,
Speaker 10: I said, yes, right, that's a choice. I meet him
Speaker 10: at his house and he pulls up on a tandem Bikey.
Speaker 10: He's an uber each driver and says, if I'm willing
Speaker 10: to wear an extra for cooler backpack, then we can
Speaker 10: make twice the first.
Speaker 2: Man with business sense right there. Okay, we're on to
Speaker 2: our third and final round. That means we need your
Speaker 2: best stories here, ladies. Kelly, what do you got?
Speaker 11: All right? I went on a date with a guy
Speaker 11: to watch a basketball game at a bar. His team
Speaker 11: was losing.
Speaker 13: Ah.
Speaker 11: He looks me dead serious in the eyes and says
Speaker 11: if I hook up with him right now, good luck
Speaker 11: will happen to his team and they will win.
Speaker 2: That's a well known fact in the sports world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like my husband still tries that.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, how was the hook up?
Speaker 11: Oh my god, no, of course I said no, it
Speaker 11: was a first date. He leaves me to chat up
Speaker 11: a different girl, and after five minutes they walked out together.
Speaker 1: Oh she must be a huge fan too.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 11: I mean I did check the score later because I
Speaker 11: was curious, and his team really did win.
Speaker 2: You see, ladies, do your power and help out our
Speaker 2: sports team.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Okay, we got time for the last story, Naomi, we
Speaker 2: need your best one.
Speaker 10: So we went to one of those movie theaters where
Speaker 10: they played old movie for a few dollars. Yeah, and
Speaker 10: we saw one of the original Star Wars films.
Speaker 13: Wow.
Speaker 10: Yeah, And he told me I've seen it before. But
Speaker 10: what he didn't tell me is that he yell out
Speaker 10: every line of the movie. It was so embarrassing. But wait,
Speaker 10: that's not even the kicker. He even did the character
Speaker 10: voices and.
Speaker 14: At one point he stood up to have an imaginary
Speaker 14: lightsaber battle. Yeah, we ended up getting kicked out. Yeah,
Speaker 14: he was like Luke, I am your father, but he
Speaker 14: did all of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's the body part he was using as
Speaker 2: his lightsaber that probably got you guys from it.
Speaker 1: Would have been more impressive.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That sound means the match is over. We need to
Speaker 2: score this. Alexis, Who are you giving it to?
Speaker 1: Kelly? I'm still grossed out by the fingernail man.
Speaker 2: One vote for Kelly Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: This one was so hard, but I'm going with Naomi.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're all tied up. Jose you get the deciding
Speaker 2: vote here.
Speaker 6: I'm saying, thanks to the lightsaber battle, Naomi.
Speaker 2: Way, that means congratulations, Foamy. Naomi, you've seen more romantic
Speaker 2: tragedies than a Love Island hot tub.
Speaker 9: Were that crowd by girl?
Speaker 2: And you could be Battle of the Tender Day's Royalty
Speaker 2: just by texting into seven eight five nine too. If
Speaker 2: you want to hear on the next edition, your phone
Speaker 2: TAP's coming up next.
Speaker 4: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Out of everybody in this room, who would be the
Speaker 2: worst hr person? I'm just gonna say it, Jose.
Speaker 6: I didn't want to be selfish, but I was gonna
Speaker 6: say ye, no offense to that.
Speaker 2: But that's why We had him pose as an HR rep,
Speaker 2: and today he calls an office worker who's been nervous
Speaker 2: about layoffs. We want him to know he's fine, His
Speaker 2: job is safe. It's just corporate is making some changes
Speaker 2: that are quote in the best interest of the company. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sure he'll understand. In your phone tab right now.
Speaker 13: Hello, good morning?
Speaker 3: Hi is this Phil?
Speaker 13: Yeah? This is Phil.
Speaker 15: Who am I speaking to?
Speaker 3: Hey Phil?
Speaker 6: My name's Heywood Jabebloni. I work in human resources.
Speaker 3: How are you doing today?
Speaker 4: I'm fine?
Speaker 13: Thanks?
Speaker 3: Oh just fine?
Speaker 13: Huh.
Speaker 6: I was hoping you were going to be in a
Speaker 6: better mood than just fine before I told you this news.
Speaker 13: No, I'm in a good mood. What do you want
Speaker 13: to tell me? Why are you calling?
Speaker 6: Well, you probably heard that we're reducing our workforce.
Speaker 4: Oh oh my god.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, listen before you get ahead of yourself.
Speaker 6: You're not getting laid off or anyone in your division.
Speaker 3: All your jobs are safe. Okay, take a.
Speaker 13: Deep Okay, I was worried for seconds there.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry about that.
Speaker 3: No, you're you're fine.
Speaker 6: We're just taking all your vacation days away. Yeah, you
Speaker 6: typically have around what twenty twenty vacation days I see here, right, Yeah,
Speaker 6: by Friday you'll have zero.
Speaker 13: How does that make any sense?
Speaker 6: Well, I means you would agree this is a tough
Speaker 6: time for the company.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well sure I understand those.
Speaker 6: Well, if you're saying that, think of how hard it
Speaker 6: is for the people above you getting paid way way,
Speaker 6: way more.
Speaker 3: Those guys are stressed.
Speaker 13: I'm the ones who's stressed paycheck to paycheck.
Speaker 6: Well sure, I mean it's tough for everybody right now.
Speaker 3: But especially for the guys at the top.
Speaker 11: What are you talking about?
Speaker 6: With so much uncertainty, they can't even golf more than
Speaker 6: twice a week, think about it. That's why recently they
Speaker 6: all met and said, hey, how can we help this
Speaker 6: company and take a tax free vacation to the Bahamas?
Speaker 3: What a vacation?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: Sorry, a tax free vacation to the Bahamas?
Speaker 13: Backed free vacation for them?
Speaker 6: I know, right, It's a tricky thing to do, and
Speaker 6: so this is why they got creative. You count said
Speaker 6: it has to be on the company dime. So if
Speaker 6: you take all the employees vacation days away, we can
Speaker 6: legally ride it off. The whole thing, including the alcohol.
Speaker 13: Joke, right, I mean it sounds like some kind of
Speaker 13: freaking joke.
Speaker 6: No, no, it's not. Hey, we appreciate your sacrifice. Don't
Speaker 6: think that you're going unappreciated.
Speaker 13: Friend, I'm not sacrificing anything. You took it away from me.
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't give it again.
Speaker 6: We appreciate and understand everything you've done.
Speaker 3: No, that's why, as a.
Speaker 6: Token of the company's gratitude, you and everyone in your
Speaker 6: division will receive four small chocolates in a plastic box.
Speaker 6: How does that help. It's not gonna be available to
Speaker 6: Christmas because that's what we get the discount.
Speaker 13: Oh, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 6: I knew you'd be excited.
Speaker 13: What's wrong with you? Four chocolates?
Speaker 6: Small chocolates, I have to I don't want you to
Speaker 6: think they're like bars, like bite sized chocolates.
Speaker 13: Fits is not right.
Speaker 6: I cannot lose my vacation days because corporate wants to.
Speaker 13: Get hammered in the Bahamas and I get four lousy chocolates.
Speaker 6: That is one part. I didn't tell you. It's not
Speaker 6: just the Bahamas. We're also going to the Virgin Islands.
Speaker 6: So wait a minute, why are you saying, Lee, you're
Speaker 6: not going on the trip.
Speaker 13: You're in human resource.
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, I didn't mention that part. They're bringing hr.
Speaker 6: I have never been outside the country. I couldn't be
Speaker 6: more excited.
Speaker 13: And they're just gonna leave us here with nothing.
Speaker 6: And lost days until I'll be thinking you can use
Speaker 6: your sick days to get time off. We put a
Speaker 6: temporary freeze on that. Now you need to email us
Speaker 6: if you think you're going to be sick at least
Speaker 6: a month in advance.
Speaker 13: How do I know what I'm gonna get.
Speaker 6: I won't be checking my email though, I'll be in
Speaker 6: the Bahamas or the Virgin Islands.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Personally, I agree, I would blame this on Keisha. She's
Speaker 6: the one who set.
Speaker 3: You up for all of this.
Speaker 15: Why ain't see going on that trip too?
Speaker 13: Without Mayne?
Speaker 6: She'd definitely like to, but she decided to do a
Speaker 6: prank phone call on you instead, which I appreciate. What
Speaker 6: are you talking about, idiots, because this is actually Jose
Speaker 6: for the raidershow Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you man?
Speaker 13: No way, Yes, he just said.
Speaker 6: There's been a lot of tension in the office lately
Speaker 6: because of layoff, so she wanted to lighten the mood.
Speaker 13: I cannot believe she did hilarious neither.
Speaker 6: Oh you know what you need?
Speaker 3: You need a vacation.
Speaker 6: You meet Bahamas tomorrow.
Speaker 3: What do you say.
Speaker 13: I guess we'll have to go quick because you're taking
Speaker 13: all my vacation days. We got the Friday, got to
Speaker 13: go all right?
Speaker 6: Well, truth is, I probably belong more in the Virgin
Speaker 6: Islands because I'm a Virgin. You get okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: stop the rank phone call. Now, this part isn't funny.
Speaker 1: Wake every morning.
Speaker 4: Twenties frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: There's certain things in life that sound awesome in theory
Speaker 2: but in practice not so great. Okay, Like nude beaches
Speaker 2: a great example theory.
Speaker 5: Nice, Yeah, all.
Speaker 2: Hot sports in reality yikes. Or eating ice cream for
Speaker 2: every single meal of the day in theory. In reality
Speaker 2: you better hope you have a good plumber on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I know for a lot of women, the idea of
Speaker 2: having two hunky men fight over you would be a
Speaker 2: toe dream. Yeah, but it actually happened to one of
Speaker 2: our listeners recently. She says it ended in the worst
Speaker 2: way possible. Oh no, and now she needs our help
Speaker 2: to repair the damage and get herself a date with
Speaker 2: the guy she was actually rooting for. You're gonna hear
Speaker 2: what happened in your second date update next, second date,
Speaker 2: update date. Most of the time, if money is exchanged
Speaker 2: in return for a date, oh god dam, that can
Speaker 2: be viewed as kind of sketchy.
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of illegal.
Speaker 2: Not for me, though, That's why I always walk around
Speaker 2: with seven different money clips full of many denominations in
Speaker 2: multiple types of currencies from all around the world, because
Speaker 2: you never know.
Speaker 1: Just to be ready, Oh you're.
Speaker 2: Willing to do that for eight hundred Barbadian dollars, you're
Speaker 2: in lux, sir. I just happened to have that right here?
Speaker 1: Is it actually the currency of Barbados?
Speaker 5: Did you check out?
Speaker 3: Harte?
Speaker 2: And you'll never know? And one of our listeners said
Speaker 2: in their email a money exchange was attempted for a
Speaker 2: date with her. It might have something to do with
Speaker 2: why she's not seeing this person right now, but she
Speaker 2: definitely wants to get a hold of them. Let's talk
Speaker 2: to Mela about it. Mela, welcome to the show.
Speaker 15: Hi, thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, this setup to all of this makes
Speaker 9: it sound so sketchy.
Speaker 15: Yeah, well, when you say it like that, I guess.
Speaker 2: But there's no shame in doing like a sketchy money
Speaker 2: exchange for a date.
Speaker 1: There is.
Speaker 2: Your head up with pride, Mela. Okay, and to tell
Speaker 2: us about this person that you met and how this
Speaker 2: money exchange happened or almost happened.
Speaker 13: Okay.
Speaker 15: So I met this sky Sam at a charity auction.
Speaker 15: It's basically I'm trying to raise money building a new
Speaker 15: community center.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 15: So part of the event was auctioning off gate.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 9: I participated in something like this once and it was
Speaker 9: so nerve wracking.
Speaker 1: Were you being auctioned Yes?
Speaker 9: And I'm like, please so much just been This is
Speaker 9: gonna be so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Was it weird that your husband didn't even put his hand?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 9: So wait, were you being auctioned off or was he
Speaker 9: being auctioned off?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 15: No, I was auctioned, I will say.
Speaker 3: And I maybe shouldn't.
Speaker 6: I was auctioned off once and I actually ended up
Speaker 6: getting drunk with the person on our date and we
Speaker 6: had the greatest time.
Speaker 3: But wow, it's good to actually be a date. They
Speaker 3: were supposed to not be real dates.
Speaker 2: It's a room of experienced date auctions.
Speaker 3: How have you been sold?
Speaker 2: I have not been sold. No, I'm the buyer, but
Speaker 2: a Meila, how did you feel when you were being
Speaker 2: put up like that? Were you nervous?
Speaker 15: Of course I was nervously because I met this cute guy.
Speaker 15: Like part of it was a silent auction, and during
Speaker 15: that time I met Sam and he was very sweet
Speaker 15: and he made me laugh. He made me feel less
Speaker 15: nervous about the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you guys talked about it. You talked about
Speaker 1: how you were up for auction before a date week.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, ok Then he asked me like, hey, what
Speaker 15: number are you in the auction? And I was like, well,
Speaker 15: be prepared though, because you're gonna have to take out
Speaker 15: a second mortgage. I'm not cheap, but.
Speaker 2: It's a little scary for a cause he's showing interest
Speaker 2: that he wants to bid on you. Before it happens,
Speaker 2: that's great.
Speaker 15: Yeah no, and it was luckily that joke landed well.
Speaker 15: So okay, it gave me a lot of hope. But
Speaker 15: of course the worst possible thing happened. What Sam starts
Speaker 15: bidding on me. Great love that we knew that was
Speaker 15: going to happen. But then my freaking ex boyfriend comes
Speaker 15: into play but and starts kitting again.
Speaker 1: What why would he do that?
Speaker 6: So stupid?
Speaker 15: He wants to get back together with me?
Speaker 9: Did Sam ever know that was your ex? Or was
Speaker 9: it just like a bidding war with a guy he
Speaker 9: didn't know?
Speaker 1: Hopefully?
Speaker 15: Yeah, I don't think he knew.
Speaker 9: Okay, that's good. I mean, honestly, it kind of hypes
Speaker 9: you up.
Speaker 1: You know what I means.
Speaker 15: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: But it also could have been good if he knew
Speaker 2: that it was the X, because it's like she was
Speaker 2: so amazing. All the Xes want her back.
Speaker 3: I would have stopped a red flag.
Speaker 1: Too much drama.
Speaker 2: Okay, so did he win?
Speaker 1: Who won the date?
Speaker 13: My ex one?
Speaker 1: He did? You actually verbally say yuck? When he won?
Speaker 7: You start crying on stage?
Speaker 15: Well, it's obviously for charity, so I didn't want to
Speaker 15: seem perturbed by who won. Yeah, it wasn't like it
Speaker 15: was a bad relationship either, like the relationship had just
Speaker 15: run its court.
Speaker 1: It's just bad that he can't get over it.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can we ask how much money you went for? Is
Speaker 2: that a rude question?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 13: No, it's not rude at all.
Speaker 15: And I for the record. Definitely think I'm worth more
Speaker 15: than this amount. Okay, it was two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty good.
Speaker 11: That was.
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say twenty grand, But okay.
Speaker 1: It's respectable charities do you go to.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say what the Illuminati does and
Speaker 2: does not do. The two thousand is great. That's a
Speaker 2: good amount of cash. But with your ex is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it sucks because then you have to go
Speaker 1: out with your ex. Did you already go out with him?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 13: I didn't.
Speaker 15: I'm not looking forward to it, but I'm gonna make
Speaker 15: it very clim you know that this is just for charity.
Speaker 2: But what happened after the auction ended with Sam? Were
Speaker 2: you able to like reconnect with him and be like, hey,
Speaker 2: I actually like was hoping you would win.
Speaker 15: Yeah. I told him that, and I was actually able
Speaker 15: to get his phone number later on through Supervisor.
Speaker 2: There we go tell you that.
Speaker 1: He's like, I get a free date. Awesome.
Speaker 15: Yeah, well I haven't contacted him yet. I was hoping
Speaker 15: that maybe you guys could help me out.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, are we going to call him and
Speaker 6: convince him to ask you out somehow? Why did you
Speaker 6: just him out?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 15: I'm nervous. It's a crazy night, and I love you
Speaker 15: guys so much, and I know he loved your show too,
Speaker 15: so I figured this might be the best way.
Speaker 2: Maybe we could frame it like the other date fell
Speaker 2: through and so he can like step in if he
Speaker 2: wants to be more like official.
Speaker 9: Is that he's gonna think that he still ows two
Speaker 9: thousand dollars back up.
Speaker 2: Well, then we'll take the two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Okay, now we're talking to the Brook and Jeffrey Charity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have needs, but Okay, the whole point is
Speaker 2: we need to ask out Sam for.
Speaker 9: You, and I just think he's going to be so easy,
Speaker 9: Like why would he say no?
Speaker 15: I guess I'm kind of surprised that he didn't find
Speaker 15: a way to get my number, but I don't know,
Speaker 15: maybe he felt like it wouldn't have been the right
Speaker 15: time since I was literally bought by somebody else. I
Speaker 15: don't know.
Speaker 6: I wonder if you somehow could just vibe and tell
Speaker 6: that was your ax or something, and he's just like, look.
Speaker 9: I'm going to let them or somebody else from the
Speaker 9: foundation that you work with, like let it slip, because
Speaker 9: I'm sure some of your coworkers knew they're probably.
Speaker 3: Getting back together.
Speaker 2: These are all questions that we can ask him when
Speaker 2: we come back, call him and try and get the
Speaker 2: second date update and ask why he didn't think you
Speaker 2: were worth more than two thousand dollars. Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 2: do it right after.
Speaker 16: This second date update, coming up to the auction stage.
Speaker 16: She's a five foot six brunette but five foot nine
Speaker 16: in heels. She's got a sharp sense of humor with
Speaker 16: limited baggage, except for the ex boyfriend who follows her
Speaker 16: around to charity events and tries to win her back.
Speaker 2: Her name is Mela. Now, let's start the bidding at
Speaker 2: fourteen million dollars. Oh do I hear fourteen million?
Speaker 6: Fourteen million?
Speaker 1: Nope? No, no, take million?
Speaker 2: All right, I'm going a bit on it.
Speaker 6: Sold.
Speaker 9: I think that was actually official Mela for you. You
Speaker 9: just want a lot of money, more like four bitcoints.
Speaker 2: I know you're worth, Mela.
Speaker 1: How do you feel, Amila?
Speaker 15: I feel really good now that you guys just gave
Speaker 15: me a proper.
Speaker 2: Bit, is right? I know I'm joking around, but Mela's
Speaker 2: actual date really wasn't too far off from what just
Speaker 2: happened there because Mila was trying to help her money
Speaker 2: for her local community center. She was in an auction.
Speaker 2: Wanted a guy named Sam, who was there to win
Speaker 2: her because they had a little flirtation before the event started. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: Mila's ex would not let that happen. He showed up
Speaker 2: and stole her away for the price of two grand.
Speaker 1: He sucks, wow has money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he doesn't like that much and wants to
Speaker 2: support the local community. But the good news is Mila
Speaker 2: was able to get Sam's number. That's the guy she
Speaker 2: really wanted to go out with. So we're about to
Speaker 2: call him here, and I was thinking we probably when
Speaker 2: we get him on the phone, should not tell him
Speaker 2: that the guy that he was bidding against was his ex.
Speaker 1: Did you have to say that part out loud? What
Speaker 1: is dot? Jeffrey was gonna mention it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you gonna blow up her spies sometimes? You know,
Speaker 2: I like to brainstorm with everybody in the room. Don't
Speaker 2: do that, Mela, Is that good with you?
Speaker 15: I was thinking the same thing. Let's not mention it, right.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we're all in agreement. It was all my idea.
Speaker 2: So now we're gonna call this guy Sam for you. Okay,
Speaker 2: Dalla's number right now. Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak
Speaker 2: with Sam.
Speaker 13: This is Sam.
Speaker 2: Hey, Sam, nice to meet you. You're on a radio
Speaker 2: show right now called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Okay, what an experience.
Speaker 9: We often auctioned this type of experience off at charity
Speaker 9: events that wasn't as smooth as your head.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Sam has no idea what you so, Sam,
Speaker 2: Sorry for the confusion here. We're doing a segment with
Speaker 2: you called a second date Update. Okay, And the reason
Speaker 2: that my co host eloquently broke you spilled something about
Speaker 2: auction stuff is because one of our listeners met you
Speaker 2: recently had a charity auction for a local community center.
Speaker 2: Do you remember me?
Speaker 13: Right? Yeah? I was there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah charity.
Speaker 1: Did you meet any cute ladies there?
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 15: I did.
Speaker 13: Actually there was one in particular I really liked.
Speaker 2: Was her name Brooke Brook does do a lot of
Speaker 2: satch gentleman as she can.
Speaker 1: He didn't say. He didn't say drunk lady. He said lady.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're talking about a girl named Mela. Is that
Speaker 2: the one you're thinking of?
Speaker 13: That is the one I'm thinking.
Speaker 3: She was super serious, and I just heard your smile.
Speaker 1: When you said her name. Yeah, what did you like
Speaker 1: about Mela?
Speaker 13: Mela was just breathtaking. She stood out from the crowd,
Speaker 13: really cute. I don't know, we just had a really
Speaker 13: good chemistry and uh oh, she was just sweet, just
Speaker 13: really relatable.
Speaker 2: You know, was so sweet and so relatable, so breathtaking,
Speaker 2: but not breathtaking enough to spend more than two thousand
Speaker 2: dollars on her. I'm just saying. I mean, you we
Speaker 2: heard that you didn't win when it came time for
Speaker 2: her to be bid on, no for a date with her.
Speaker 13: Yeah, there was another guy outbid me.
Speaker 1: So what were you feeling when that was happening.
Speaker 13: It was kind of intense. I mean, I didn't have
Speaker 13: tens of thousands of dollars to spend on a date,
Speaker 13: so it sounds like.
Speaker 3: That guy had a lot of money.
Speaker 1: You realized she's not actually a thing, an item. You
Speaker 1: can just ask her out afterwards.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I know, but right after somebody bid on her,
Speaker 13: I don't think that was the right time to go
Speaker 13: up and ask her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you don't want to do it in front
Speaker 2: of the person that just spent all this money trying
Speaker 2: to get her.
Speaker 1: But these things are actual romance. I mean they're just
Speaker 1: like work.
Speaker 2: Where they are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're not supposed to.
Speaker 2: Did you have any plans though, like maybe after the
Speaker 2: event to try and reach out to her something like that.
Speaker 13: He is definitely was on my mind. So funny thing
Speaker 13: happened was after the auction was over, I went over
Speaker 13: and talked to the guy that outbid me.
Speaker 1: Oh you did?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 2: Did your sleeves and say best man wins?
Speaker 13: Yeah? Let's oh. I mean, like I said, I really
Speaker 13: had a connection with me. Left. I went and talked
Speaker 13: to the guy and it turns out he was her
Speaker 13: ex boyfriend.
Speaker 9: Oh no, wow, whoa that is news?
Speaker 1: Come on, we knew that.
Speaker 2: Okay, to be honest, we heard that that was the case.
Speaker 1: And she was super disappointed.
Speaker 13: Yeah. Well, I mean I tell her bad. I mean,
Speaker 13: he was like really trying to get back to her.
Speaker 13: He was getting all teary eyed talking about how much
Speaker 13: missed her, and I kind of just I felt bad
Speaker 13: for him, so I kind of contold him a little
Speaker 13: bit and I told him to move on. I mean,
Speaker 13: obviously it's over. It's over, so.
Speaker 3: We've all so you're kind of being.
Speaker 1: A bro at this point that was that was a
Speaker 1: good message.
Speaker 2: Give a little post relationship therapy.
Speaker 1: Did he listen to? Has he moved on?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Well, I mean it took a little bit of a bribe,
Speaker 13: so I actually ended up paying him for the date,
Speaker 13: so I reimbursed him plus a little bit extra. Wait,
Speaker 13: what by the date of Mila off of him?
Speaker 1: Why does Mela not know this?
Speaker 13: Well, it's going to be a surprise, like he's supposed
Speaker 13: to go on a day, so I'm going to show
Speaker 13: up instead.
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me.
Speaker 3: By not saying one thing?
Speaker 9: We ruined that that's actually really cute and really sweet.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry due the reason why we're reacting this way,
Speaker 2: no idea that this plane was going to happen, and
Speaker 2: we actually have Mela waiting on the other line listening,
Speaker 2: wanting to talk to you. Surprise, dude, I'm so sorry, but.
Speaker 13: Well, are you there? It was going to be a
Speaker 13: nice surprise. I was looking forward to saying, we.
Speaker 3: Feel bad already, Mela.
Speaker 13: Mela, No, I'm still surprised.
Speaker 15: I'm so surprised. That's so sweet.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I don't get to see your reaction in person.
Speaker 2: But wait, wait, hold on, Mela, Mila, are you okay
Speaker 2: with this. I'm sure you.
Speaker 15: Guys are so sweet, Like, I know you feel bad
Speaker 15: for like ruining the surprise, but I'm so happy right now,
Speaker 15: I'm speechless.
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Are you sure?
Speaker 4: Mela?
Speaker 2: Because we can get your ex on the phone and
Speaker 2: convince him to let's see how high we can go
Speaker 2: with this, like twenty five.
Speaker 13: He's gonna have to pay me a lot if he
Speaker 13: wants that date back.
Speaker 9: I feel like you need to start calling more exes
Speaker 9: of just other random people if you're able to convince
Speaker 9: them so.
Speaker 5: Like move on.
Speaker 13: No no, no, not unless they're Mela's.
Speaker 2: X or like a couple's counseling.
Speaker 1: I honestly, if you move over, ex, how were you
Speaker 1: planning on telling her?
Speaker 13: I was gonna just come to the date.
Speaker 2: I mean it was all, oh, yeah, you're just gonna
Speaker 2: be like sitting at the table and she was going
Speaker 2: to walk in and instead of the EX, it was
Speaker 2: going to be you.
Speaker 1: But this is good because she can get more ready
Speaker 1: to care about the date.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking to what worn before?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because Mela, you weren't going to try if it
Speaker 2: was going to be the X at all?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, no, not at all.
Speaker 13: I'm sure would have looked amazing.
Speaker 17: What Yeah, now I'm giving a little nauseous Okay, so well,
Speaker 17: what we normally do is we offer to send you
Speaker 17: guys out on a date that we would pay for.
Speaker 1: We can do that. They're going to go on two
Speaker 1: dates now.
Speaker 2: After the date that you've already paid for. Would you
Speaker 2: like to go on another date after that and we'll
Speaker 2: pay for that? Okay, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, he is so too. He's already planning the next day.
Speaker 2: So cute, well Brook, technically I plan this so I
Speaker 2: get ownership of it.
Speaker 1: Well, technically the X plan the first one.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna have to step up your game here. Okay, Sam,
Speaker 2: You're not doing a whole lot over there.
Speaker 13: I'll try my best appear so cute.
Speaker 2: Rook Jeff in the morning and the award for the
Speaker 2: cutest couple in a second date update for this entire
Speaker 2: year goes Tola and Sam.
Speaker 1: He dead well they do not polish batter an update.
Speaker 1: I am going to be so upset.
Speaker 2: Seriously, you're the chemistry written so many texts in the seven, eight, five,
Speaker 2: nine to a lot of oz with like twenty w's Afterwards,
Speaker 2: one said the best ruined surprise ever.
Speaker 9: We didn't know and he wasn't even mad that he
Speaker 9: spent the two brand you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like he could have been like, what she was gonna
Speaker 1: go out with me anyway?
Speaker 2: What I spent on my money for more than that
Speaker 2: I knew we could. But anyway, I can't wait to
Speaker 2: hear from them again as long as their update is
Speaker 2: and that the X showed up to the date anyway
Speaker 2: and decided to fight for her, that could be entertaining. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're right, I would like to hear.
Speaker 1: He doesn't sound like a fighter. He sounds like more
Speaker 1: of a crier.
Speaker 3: Yes, he's like with check Bounce.
Speaker 2: But we can always try and help you with your
Speaker 2: love life. If you ever need a little bit of assistance,
Speaker 2: email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling
Speaker 2: you back and go check out all of our second
Speaker 2: dates wherever you get your podcasts at.
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Most people have probably heard of parents say to their kid,
Speaker 2: hey watch your mouth, or all wash it out with soap.
Speaker 5: Yeah I was one.
Speaker 2: Is that a real threat? Or our parents all talk.
Speaker 3: Now with this, But I never opened my mouth. I
Speaker 3: just did the teeth like I cried, and they were like,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 2: Okay, spit it out. I do know. It is a
Speaker 2: little bit different over at Brooks House, where foul language
Speaker 2: is actually encourage. It's like, oh, kids, hurry to Jehovah's
Speaker 2: witness at our door and.
Speaker 13: Taught you.
Speaker 2: But there's a new poll that just asked if people
Speaker 2: have ever actually had their parents follow through with washing
Speaker 2: their mouth out with soap.
Speaker 1: If you sang one and four, we are so good
Speaker 1: right now, because that is exactly.
Speaker 2: I was a little surprised, but it was twelve percent
Speaker 2: of people said yes. They didn't break it down by age,
Speaker 2: but from the responses, it seems more like an old
Speaker 2: school thing order people have this done to them, not
Speaker 2: really done so much anymore, possibly because not everyone even
Speaker 2: uses actual bars of soap now just dish.
Speaker 6: You bet.
Speaker 2: A little bit worse to do it that yet maybe,
Speaker 2: But one person in the comments said, my mom tried
Speaker 2: to do that to my sister once with a real
Speaker 2: bar of soap. She bit down on the bar, swallowed
Speaker 2: part of the soap. My mom completely panicked and that
Speaker 2: was the last time that ever happened.
Speaker 1: That was a moment you're like kind of should have
Speaker 1: bought organic.
Speaker 2: Another person joked, soap actually tastes pretty good from what
Speaker 2: I remember, they looked forward to doing it.
Speaker 3: I heard spring taste and smells like.
Speaker 1: Oh, you rinse the dishes too much. I like it
Speaker 1: when there's a film.
Speaker 2: So you better listen to our next segment, or we're
Speaker 2: gonna wash your ears out with soap. Actually, actually, you
Speaker 2: know what, that was a terrible thread. Just listen to
Speaker 2: Laser Stories because it's coming up next. It's the radio
Speaker 2: segment that's getting a lot of publicity on TikTok for
Speaker 2: his new invention, the reverse Umbrella. Oh tired of staying
Speaker 2: dry all the time, introducing the umbrella that funnels rain
Speaker 2: directly onto you because wetter is better. You got yours.
Speaker 2: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 2: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 2: we've got a laser and those other trashy splashies just don't.
Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of Colorado. A forty
Speaker 2: year old man named Eugene Robertson had a bizarre interaction
Speaker 2: at Burger King. Recently, he'd gone through the drive through
Speaker 2: ordered seven items because he was hungry.
Speaker 1: We're not judging him, Jeffrey. Okay, it's fine, none of us.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's it.
Speaker 13: Okay.
Speaker 2: And then when it came time to pay, unfortunately Eugene
Speaker 2: didn't have his wallet with him.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's why you need to do the
Speaker 1: phone pay. It's like it has saved me so many.
Speaker 6: Times, showed that and it has changed my life.
Speaker 1: So what did he do?
Speaker 2: Eugene didn't want to go home and get it, so
Speaker 2: instead he offered a different solution. How about paying for
Speaker 2: the food with a baggie of drugs like a fair trade.
Speaker 1: Sure iPhone payment or drugs.
Speaker 2: Well, the employee refused, and Eugene, who was getting hungrier
Speaker 2: by the second, didn't like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, he was so hungry, so naturally.
Speaker 2: He pulled a gun.
Speaker 9: On him, but he tried to do the nice way
Speaker 9: he did.
Speaker 2: Luckily he didn't shoot. Instead, he drove off without his
Speaker 2: food and then proceeded to try the same thing at
Speaker 2: a seven eleven across the street. He was angry what
Speaker 2: Eugene ended up shooting out a surveillance camera, but no
Speaker 2: one was harmed. When police showed up, they found him
Speaker 2: hiding in some nearby bushes and When he got arrested,
Speaker 2: the cops asked Eugene if he was okay, and his
Speaker 2: answer he said he was not physically hurt, but his
Speaker 2: feelings were definitely.
Speaker 6: Hurts drugs, they're really good drugs.
Speaker 9: Is the worst drug dealer ever.
Speaker 1: No, he was just crying about hurt feelings.
Speaker 2: At the end, not surprisingly, cops learned that Eugene also
Speaker 2: had warrants out for additional cases, so he was taken
Speaker 2: to jail, and with all the suspected crimes put together,
Speaker 2: he's facing more than four hundred years in prison.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Maybe should have remembered his wallet. Yeah, that'll learn you.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Nextories out of the World's Games, everyone has a different
Speaker 2: favorite when it comes to the Summer Olympics. There we go,
Speaker 2: whether it's the lavish opening ceremonies, the lightning speed relay races,
Speaker 2: even the amateur torch swallowing contest amongst fans.
Speaker 1: I bet this is participated.
Speaker 2: I win that every single year. Thank you. But if
Speaker 2: the best part of the games for you is watching
Speaker 2: the parents of the Olympians react, then do we have news?
Speaker 2: Because NBC noticed how much audiences love watching good old
Speaker 2: mom and Dad go nuts in the stands. That's why
Speaker 2: this summer they'll be fitting Olympic parents with heart rate
Speaker 2: monitors so we can literally see it's all excited. They get, oh,
Speaker 2: that's stomping away.
Speaker 1: It might be great if somebody has a heart attack, they'll.
Speaker 2: Know it's coming and they might prove to be be
Speaker 2: one of the most lucrative part of the Games because
Speaker 2: NBC is hoping to sell sponsorships for the heart rate
Speaker 2: monitors as well. Have no word on how often they'll
Speaker 2: work them into the broadcast, but it's likely gonna be
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 9: It's gonna be sad if your dad is actually bored.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, that's what it proves.
Speaker 6: It's entertaining because when they're freaking out and crying or
Speaker 6: when they're just.
Speaker 3: Like, nah, this is all right.
Speaker 2: Other big changes will include a multitude of celebrity hosts
Speaker 2: and commentators, from Peyton Manning to Jimmy Fallon to Kelly
Speaker 2: Clarkson and even Snoop Dog.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so excited for him.
Speaker 2: You can't smoke the ribbon in the gymnastics ceremonies, their
Speaker 2: stories out of food news. This has been all over
Speaker 2: social media recently, but just in case you missed it,
Speaker 2: Pringles has partnered with Crocs to launch a unique snacking accessory.
Speaker 2: It's an ankle holster for holding potato chips integrated into boots.
Speaker 2: I'm showing my host the picture of it right now.
Speaker 2: You can check it out on our instance stories at
Speaker 2: Broken Jeffrey Brook, how would you describe it?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 9: It goes around your een gole like a bracelet, and
Speaker 9: then it literally is a pocket that will fit one
Speaker 9: of those short cans of Pringles inside of it.
Speaker 2: The company says this novelty item is just part of
Speaker 2: a limited edition Pringles x Crocs line, and these Classic
Speaker 2: Crush boots are equipped with a mini can of a
Speaker 2: brand new flavor watermelon Chili lime.
Speaker 6: Watermelon watermelons an good, but the Chili Lime spice averb that.
Speaker 1: Does it say anything?
Speaker 9: Because there's an extra pocket next to the Pringles can.
Speaker 9: What that pocket's for or do we not know?
Speaker 2: For your weapons?
Speaker 1: I see?
Speaker 2: The collaboration also features other footwear options with Pringles themed decorations,
Speaker 2: including clogs, classic slides, and much more. Though the boots
Speaker 2: with the Pringle holder still remain available, not selling out
Speaker 2: for some reason.
Speaker 1: That's because if you have one of those short cans
Speaker 1: of Pringles. You just have an empty can.
Speaker 9: I mean you're gonna eat the whole thing, so you're
Speaker 9: gonna walk around with an empty can all day.
Speaker 2: This move by Pringles and Crocs capes on the growing
Speaker 2: snack food market, merging fashion with food and an Instagram
Speaker 2: ready twist.
Speaker 4: I think I.
Speaker 6: Still have a top Ramen sweater line around somewhere, do you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Remember that was cool?
Speaker 2: Like three years ago.
Speaker 1: I missed that one.
Speaker 3: I don't even know where it's at.
Speaker 2: It's next the story is out of the good Life.
Speaker 2: Just a decade ago, the American dream was to live
Speaker 2: in the suburbs in a three bedroom house with a
Speaker 2: white picket fence and two point five children.
Speaker 9: A yeah, I love that half a kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is so easy. Well, that dream could be changing,
Speaker 2: because a full third of Americans say they wouldn't actually
Speaker 2: mind living in a van down by.
Speaker 5: The river pleasure.
Speaker 1: This has literally been my goal since college.
Speaker 9: I mean, do you think that I didn't do a
Speaker 9: major in art for no reason?
Speaker 2: Yes, so you can grow up to be a homeless
Speaker 2: person living that I.
Speaker 1: Didn't finish it, and it's still a big regrets.
Speaker 6: You're accidentally successful.
Speaker 2: God, I have a job thousand adults were asked would
Speaker 2: you ever consider van life, and they defined it as
Speaker 2: a lifestyle that involves living and traveling in a converted van.
Speaker 2: The result, thirty six percent of Americans said yes, down,
Speaker 2: and that includes thirteen percent who actively want to do
Speaker 2: that right now.
Speaker 3: You know what, it's a trend.
Speaker 9: I love it until you actually see the RV parks
Speaker 9: by the side of the freeway.
Speaker 7: My friends that tried it always were like, well, I
Speaker 7: did it till it broke down every time.
Speaker 1: You do have to learn how to fix it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you've ever seen the videos online, it looks
Speaker 2: absolutely miserable, Like percent of the time is absolute garbage.
Speaker 2: You have to go shower in like seven elevens.
Speaker 1: Obviously, Jeffrey, you just stop showering.
Speaker 2: Why have you a nice smelling van that's going to
Speaker 2: just the morning sunrise? Not my RV got broke into
Speaker 2: twice over Yeah, fifty two percent said no thanks. Not surprisingly,
Speaker 2: almost half of people under thirty loved the idea.
Speaker 3: They love it.
Speaker 2: A lot of gen z ers are up for it.
Speaker 2: The same Paul also found forty four percent of us
Speaker 2: wouldn't mind living in a tiny house with less than
Speaker 2: five hundred square feet of space.
Speaker 9: They're so cute though, you know, like you have you
Speaker 9: ever readed one and you're like, look at how they
Speaker 9: thought of storage here.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 2: I mean, it definitely works for some people. This guy
Speaker 2: has a tiny little condo that's equipped with a sexy
Speaker 2: secret back room and you can learn all about that
Speaker 2: when the book comes out. Fifty Shades of Green Buyers. Now,
Speaker 2: that's how means Laser Stories has come to an end
Speaker 2: for the day. We'll do it again, same time.
Speaker 4: On Friday, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: We've got a return player today. His name is Daniel
Speaker 2: and he is one and two against you all time, Brookes.
Speaker 2: So we asked him, how did you beat her that
Speaker 2: one time? Daniel says it was kind of a slum
Speaker 2: dog millionaire moment really, where everything aligned to just facts
Speaker 2: that he knew from his own life. Did that include
Speaker 2: the back room torture scene? To Daniel, did Brook torch.
Speaker 6: You a little bit?
Speaker 1: That is so dark?
Speaker 2: Jeff Okay, if you'd like that, we can throw that
Speaker 2: in this round.
Speaker 1: Some guys would like to well, that's not a lie.
Speaker 1: It's not a lie. That is true. Daniel, how are
Speaker 1: you feeling about your chances this time around.
Speaker 13: H I feel like it's always fifty to fifty.
Speaker 16: Beating you on the radio and sometimes not really.
Speaker 9: Like if you listen to this segment, it's more of
Speaker 9: like a ninety ten situation, you know, me winning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not good at math, hopefully that's not in this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not very good at smack talk either. Daniel,
Speaker 2: you're too polite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a very kind, gentle soul.
Speaker 2: But maybe that'll humble Okay, maybe his humility will play
Speaker 2: to his advantage though, Because Brook is leaving the studio
Speaker 2: while she heads out, you got thirty seconds to answer
Speaker 2: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 2: you could say pass. But you do have to beat
Speaker 2: her outright if you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Good luck, my man? Your time starts now. The winner
Speaker 2: of the first ever season of American Idol celebrates a
Speaker 2: birthday today. What's her Name? The uppermost portion of the
Speaker 2: sun's atmosphere shares its name with what Popular Beer? What
Speaker 2: Mexican dish translates to little Meats in English. Live from
Speaker 2: New York, It's Saturday Night is how every episode of
Speaker 2: what TV show starts? What River was the setting for
Speaker 2: the book Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Tennessee. Name the fruit
Speaker 2: that's served in black forest cake.
Speaker 15: I couldn't hear the last part of that.
Speaker 2: Name the fruit that's served in black forest cake?
Speaker 6: Three BlackBerry?
Speaker 3: Two BlackBerry.
Speaker 2: He went with a pie. That's the answer. Okay, Brooks
Speaker 2: back in the studio.
Speaker 4: My bad.
Speaker 2: Okay, So, Daniel, it says on my phone screener here
Speaker 2: that you are a tile setter slash contractor and the
Speaker 2: latest thing in contracting is arge format tile panels.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is correct.
Speaker 2: I am fascinated by that. Are we talking like five
Speaker 2: by ten with no grout lines? Are you more of
Speaker 2: a six by six guy?
Speaker 13: Well, they start five by ten, but we make them
Speaker 13: to the format of the wall.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Body is being funny.
Speaker 2: Fascinated by this because I could see us doing that
Speaker 2: with shower stuff, fireplaces, literally anywhere. Where's your favorite place
Speaker 2: to tile?
Speaker 4: Daniel?
Speaker 1: Why is this conversation?
Speaker 2: This is my slum dog millionaire moment, okay, as well
Speaker 2: as showers, fireplace showers? Yeah, oh, Daniel, We're going to
Speaker 2: do tile talk once we're done with this segment for
Speaker 2: like twenty minutes. But we got to go to Brook
Speaker 2: Tam for some radio stuff.
Speaker 1: You should just skip me.
Speaker 2: But you got to answer Brook.
Speaker 6: Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait for your podcast to come out.
Speaker 11: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. The winner of the first ever
Speaker 2: season of American Idol celebrates a birthday today. What's her Name?
Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson the uppermost portion of the sun's atmosphere shares
Speaker 2: its name with what popular.
Speaker 1: Be Uh Corona?
Speaker 2: What Mexican dish translates to little meats in English?
Speaker 1: Oh? Interested, Uh, I don't know?
Speaker 2: Burrito live from New York. It's Saturday night is how
Speaker 2: every episode of what TV show starts Saturday Night Live?
Speaker 2: What River was the setting for the book Adventures of
Speaker 2: Huckleberry Finn Mississippi. Name the fruit that served in black
Speaker 2: Forest cake?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: Cherries?
Speaker 2: All right, man, I wish we could talk tiles more,
Speaker 2: but we don't have time for it. We got to
Speaker 2: go to the scoreboard first with Jose sixty nine.
Speaker 6: Dude, appropriate Daniel, I have a name for your podcast
Speaker 6: with Jeffery. You should call it Let's Tile.
Speaker 2: A while, all right?
Speaker 1: As if you couldn't make it sound more boring, Oh,
Speaker 1: I love it sounds like a bad SNL sketch.
Speaker 6: Daniel, you got to correct today, here we go and
Speaker 6: Brook yeah five correct.
Speaker 2: Wasn't a slum Dog millionaire type of moment for you today, Daniel,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Let's go over the answers for everybody. Winner
Speaker 2: of the first ever season of American Idol was Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 2: She turns forty two today. Happy birthday, Kelly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love her new talk show.
Speaker 2: By the way, she can talk more about tyless me.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The uppermost portion of the Sun's atmosphere shares its name
Speaker 2: with Corona Corona beer.
Speaker 15: Hey.
Speaker 2: The Mexican dish that translates to little meats is carnitas.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Live from New York on Saturday night is how they
Speaker 2: start every episode of SNL. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Speaker 2: takes place on the Mississippi River and in a black
Speaker 2: forest cake you have the fruit cherries, which is the
Speaker 2: filling in the middle of that cake. Now, Daniel, it
Speaker 2: wasn't enough to beat Brooke today, But the good news
Speaker 2: is just for playing you do win a pair of
Speaker 2: tickets to see comedian Becky Robinson perform May seventeenth. That's
Speaker 2: no qualm. Casino Seattle's Consens Casino.
Speaker 15: That's great, all right, thank you.
Speaker 10: Okay, if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to give a
Speaker 10: I'd like to give a plug, if that's all right.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 2: Diligence Foring.
Speaker 13: If you need any tile set, large format or otherwise.
Speaker 10: We love the.
Speaker 13: Service your needs.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like due Diligence Flooring.
Speaker 6: Though I came in with a tagline Diligence Flooring.
Speaker 3: We're not boring.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's a good one.
Speaker 6: I'm here to improve your.
Speaker 2: Life, brother, and the company just went bankrupt. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: sorry about that, Daniels. Sorry, hey, come back play anytime.
Speaker 11: All right.
Speaker 2: We'll be back to do Windbrook's Bucks same time tomorrow
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.