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Speaker 2: a constant reminder of how good God has been. So
Speaker 2: my question to you is what's stopping you from having
Speaker 2: the life that you want? What's stopping you from having
Speaker 2: the life that you want? I know a lot of
Speaker 2: people who have given up on achieving the life of
Speaker 2: their dreams. But I know they'd still want them if
Speaker 2: they could get to them. But they just allowed to
Speaker 2: settle for so many reasons. So who I'm talking to
Speaker 2: is you today? What's really at the core of stopping you?
Speaker 2: What is that? Is it your friends or your associates,
Speaker 2: Is it the fear of what you think somebody else
Speaker 2: will think of you if you decide to change. Is
Speaker 2: it what I used to call the call of the wile?
Speaker 2: Is it the fact that you keep thinking that the
Speaker 2: thing that you're doing that's providing you these momentary moments
Speaker 2: of pleasure that really ain't really good or healthy for you,
Speaker 2: You don't want to stop doing that because you've got
Speaker 2: just a little bit more something else you want to do.
Speaker 2: I call that the call of the while. You know
Speaker 2: it's just out there. Them streets is calling you, them
Speaker 2: lights is calling you. You know, them girls is calling you.
Speaker 2: Them guys that's on the wrong side keep calling you.
Speaker 2: You can't seem to make a decision by the right guy.
Speaker 2: You keep picking the wrong guy all the time. What
Speaker 2: is it that's stopping you from having the life that
Speaker 2: you really want to have? So whatever the reason you're choosing,
Speaker 2: that's the reason that's stopping you from having the life
Speaker 2: that you want to have. It's no good because at
Speaker 2: the end of the day, here's the deal. See, God
Speaker 2: is available, and God is available for all of us,
Speaker 2: and God has a plan for all of us, and
Speaker 2: God wants the very best for all of us. That's
Speaker 2: the truth of the matter. So now what we're gonna
Speaker 2: do to get started having that life. First of all,
Speaker 2: if it's your friends, I want you to understand something.
Speaker 2: Your friends can't save you. A lot of your friends
Speaker 2: offer no real help for you. Most of your friends
Speaker 2: don't have the answer themselves. I mean, it's just a
Speaker 2: wide range of reasons and misery love company. So usually
Speaker 2: when your friends are in a bad position, they kind
Speaker 2: of like company in that bad position. Your friends ain't
Speaker 2: going to church. You're gonna be their friend. They don't
Speaker 2: really want you to go to church. You know your
Speaker 2: friends don't pray, so why would they offer up prayer
Speaker 2: as a solution to you. You know, your friends don't
Speaker 2: really really get the fact that if you treat people better,
Speaker 2: people would treat you you better. So what's that? So
Speaker 2: your friends are a lot of times the reasons, you know,
Speaker 2: to peer pressure of what and then the thought in
Speaker 2: your mind of what they gonna think once they find
Speaker 2: out I don't do what they do anymore. Who cares
Speaker 2: what they think other than you? I mean, really, you
Speaker 2: can't let what somebody thinks of you stop you from
Speaker 2: having the best life you wanted to have. If I
Speaker 2: went by that theory right there, wouldn't. I wouldn't even
Speaker 2: be on this mic this morning. I would have never
Speaker 2: become a stand up I would had I listened to
Speaker 2: the people around me who clearly told me when I
Speaker 2: quit my job to pursue this, boy, don't you quit
Speaker 2: your job? You got a family, Boy, don't you do this.
Speaker 2: You ain't got no bit that, ain't no security in that.
Speaker 2: Get yourself a job. Go down here, and what's your brothers?
Speaker 2: Go to work? Over here? Go to I heard all
Speaker 2: of that. I didn't let that stop me from pursuing this.
Speaker 2: Why would you allow that to stop you from pursuing
Speaker 2: your relationship with God so you can have the best
Speaker 2: life you could possibly have. You gang bang because they've
Speaker 2: convinced you that this is the family situation and love
Speaker 2: that you don't have, and they've convinced you that this
Speaker 2: is your only way, your only source of getting over
Speaker 2: and then you drum up these ignorant reasons man for
Speaker 2: staying with it, But they sound so good when you
Speaker 2: listening to everybody else you're surrounded by telling you why
Speaker 2: we gang banging? Why we holding this block down, why
Speaker 2: we slanging this thing here right here? Why we letting
Speaker 2: it go like this? Here, you keep listening to them
Speaker 2: when all in your heart of hearts you know this
Speaker 2: ain't right. You already know, but you allow that form
Speaker 2: of the call of the wile, that wanting to be
Speaker 2: accepted by a group of people who trying to get
Speaker 2: you to accept the way so you can further they progress.
Speaker 2: To even prove that you're worthy to be around them,
Speaker 2: you got to commit some type of crime to even
Speaker 2: prove that you're worthy to be around them. Then when
Speaker 2: you get busted on the crime, what happens to that
Speaker 2: where your family are Now they don't come down there
Speaker 2: to see you because guess what, they can't turn in
Speaker 2: They idea to desk at a law enforcement center, So
Speaker 2: now your homies can't come visit you. And then you
Speaker 2: know your family back out here, they ain't taking care
Speaker 2: of your family because it's all about them. Then you
Speaker 2: learn that what is it that's stopping you from having
Speaker 2: the life that you always wanted to have?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: Why are you a repeat offender? Why do you keep
Speaker 2: checking yourself back into that institution?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 2: Man, why won't you get it together? Why won't you
Speaker 2: give God a try? Why won't you disassociate yourself? Why
Speaker 2: would you continue to be a part of a revolving
Speaker 2: door system and becoming a farm system for these institutions
Speaker 2: that ain't got nothing for you. But you keep going
Speaker 2: back in there. And then every time you go in there,
Speaker 2: and now your little homies or your gang bat little
Speaker 2: silly little friends try to make you think that's a
Speaker 2: badge of honor. There ain't no badge of honor. Man,
Speaker 2: that's one mold. What's one mode scratch on that record.
Speaker 2: That's one mold. That's one more nail in that coffin.
Speaker 2: That's one step closer to that third strike where you
Speaker 2: ain't gonna ever get out. It's one step closer to
Speaker 2: that graveyard. You keep on. Why would you not give
Speaker 2: God a try? Why would you not go and see
Speaker 2: what your life could really be? What is it that's
Speaker 2: stopping you? Because see, I got news for you. That's
Speaker 2: nothing like waking up free. I don't care who you are.
Speaker 2: There's nothing like waking up with the joy in your heart. Now,
Speaker 2: if you ain't gonna be free, get the joy in
Speaker 2: your heart, the satisfaction of knowing that you're accomplishing something
Speaker 2: with your life. Help somebody behind them balls get in
Speaker 2: the program. Show these young cats when they come in
Speaker 2: a better way. But don't you dash sit there, man
Speaker 2: and just ride it out, and man, just go and
Speaker 2: get the is life that you can have. What you know,
Speaker 2: what it feels like to wake up and be on
Speaker 2: your way somewhere knowing that you have something to accomplish,
Speaker 2: that you can change somebody, that you can stop somebody
Speaker 2: from going down the roads you went down. It's a
Speaker 2: whole lot of ways to make your life better. But
Speaker 2: why would you not go and have the best life
Speaker 2: you can have? What is that's stopping you?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 2: Really? So you think that Satan really has your best
Speaker 2: interest at heart. That the other thing your mama kept
Speaker 2: telling you about praying you wasn't listening, was you. But
Speaker 2: you know, it ain't ever too late to get back
Speaker 2: to that. It ain't ever too late to turn around,
Speaker 2: It ain't ever too late to get your life together.
Speaker 2: It ain't ever too late to seek God, and it
Speaker 2: ain't ever too late to pray. Don't forget to pray,
Speaker 2: don't be ashamed to pray, and don't be too proud
Speaker 2: to pray, because prayer changes things. Prayer change people too.
Speaker 2: I'm a witness to that.
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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Shirley Strawberry
Speaker 2: calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior and the legend of
Speaker 2: Nephew Tommy Junior. Your little Lord, it's a little a little,
Speaker 2: a little bit a little you you dare not there.
Speaker 2: You almost in it, I would say, judging by the
Speaker 2: vibe today you've seen to me about seventy five percent.
Speaker 2: What's going on with you today.
Speaker 7: Uncle, I was I'm going down there. I'm going yeah,
Speaker 7: he'd be known. I don't know how you do it,
Speaker 7: but I'm going down there.
Speaker 2: It's on your face. Okay, well it ain't on your head,
Speaker 2: it's on your face.
Speaker 7: Well, that's what I was saying, Tommy, I'm going down
Speaker 7: here to do an assessment for the with the hair
Speaker 7: club for me and today.
Speaker 8: Oh and yeah yeah, and I'm gonna see what they say.
Speaker 7: So I can, you know, get to get everything fixed
Speaker 7: up there so y'all can just lay off my hairline.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm going That's I'm gonna tell you right now, Junior.
Speaker 2: If you all of a sudden show up with a hairline,
Speaker 2: that's gonna start over the games begin. That's where I.
Speaker 5: See there.
Speaker 7: See how you so you just gonna snatch my happiness?
Speaker 2: Just no, Junior, what we are telling you is we'll
Speaker 2: we're watching it slowly, but surely slowly. Oh your average
Speaker 2: white band, right.
Speaker 1: But you've accepted it.
Speaker 9: Now your hairline.
Speaker 7: Well, after after, after Tommy and Uncle Steve have been
Speaker 7: been talking about my headline, I decided to go down
Speaker 7: here and let them do an assessment on Now I
Speaker 7: come back then we'll talk about what treatments I have
Speaker 7: and I can tell you better.
Speaker 1: Don't you denial s Junior.
Speaker 9: You're gonna be like on those social media videos and
Speaker 9: barber take time.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, not doing that.
Speaker 7: We can wait, he said, if I show up with
Speaker 7: a new hairdline like I'm slowly you're singing.
Speaker 2: We're trying to my this is good.
Speaker 3: I thought it would be.
Speaker 8: But Clinton, Uncle Steven, Tommy do that's all.
Speaker 2: Oh, we just letting you know, Doggy, if you come
Speaker 2: in here, Ma, you got here for him. We go
Speaker 2: from I got, I got it for you richest hell
Speaker 2: cause we're doing hair clinic commercials every day for free.
Speaker 1: Allright, No one's gonna stop two minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: We can't wait for you.
Speaker 9: We're gonna hear from the nephew if he runs that
Speaker 9: prank back right after this.
Speaker 5: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 9: It is time now for the nephew to run that
Speaker 9: prank back. What you got for us?
Speaker 2: And af you know you can pee everywhere you want
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 10: I don't care where you you pa, and well, I
Speaker 10: don't care what you pa, but you can't pee.
Speaker 2: I'm right now, I'm over there, and it's hot and
Speaker 2: I can't you got at your house, your tree or everything,
Speaker 2: your tree over there next to your dog, be on
Speaker 2: my house. Let's go cart up.
Speaker 10: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a uh mister, I
Speaker 10: think that's the name.
Speaker 11: Yeah, this is this is what's this in regard to uh,
Speaker 11: just a by the.
Speaker 2: Air conditioning unit.
Speaker 10: You did some work off force over on my house
Speaker 10: over off street.
Speaker 2: Do you remember coming out there last week?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, I remember, yeah, right.
Speaker 2: My Uh it was a lady that my wife, she
Speaker 2: let you in.
Speaker 6: To come out right right?
Speaker 11: The problem poling?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's cooling everything.
Speaker 10: Matter of fact, I want to tell you, uh that
Speaker 10: you did a you did a good job.
Speaker 2: But I got a question for you now.
Speaker 10: When you was at the house and you was working
Speaker 10: on the act condition out there in the backyard, did
Speaker 10: you did you happen to go on the side of
Speaker 10: my house and pull out and use the bathroom right
Speaker 10: there on the side. Did you go over there and
Speaker 10: you do number one on the side of my house?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 10: Well, what I'm saying is that my wife tells me
Speaker 10: that when you were there, that you you went on
Speaker 10: the She was looking out the window she said that
Speaker 10: when you was there, that you and went and used
Speaker 10: the bathroom on the side.
Speaker 13: Hold.
Speaker 11: Hold, hold, wait a minute, I did.
Speaker 13: What not to what.
Speaker 2: Right? You? You? You?
Speaker 10: You say you did number one over on the side
Speaker 10: of the house. Now is that something that you did?
Speaker 2: Say?
Speaker 11: Man, look, you got to understand something. Man, all right now,
Speaker 11: I apologize if that did happen, but you got to
Speaker 11: understand something.
Speaker 14: You know, we're downside, man, and you.
Speaker 11: Know we're talking eighty five ninety ninety five degree weather.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 11: I got to stay high trated. I got to drink
Speaker 11: a lot of fluid. So you know, with me being
Speaker 11: the age that I am, I have to drink a
Speaker 11: lot of fluids and the tend to pass through that.
Speaker 13: Once and once again.
Speaker 10: I said, I apologize, I understand all that, but you
Speaker 10: know what, I can't accept no apology like that when
Speaker 10: I got a man this foot got on the side of.
Speaker 13: My house and then, man, I'm apologizing you and you
Speaker 13: coming off on.
Speaker 12: Me like that.
Speaker 2: You you the on the side of my house in
Speaker 2: front of my wife.
Speaker 13: I not look at young man. Now, if YO ain't
Speaker 13: shown me it was she need to see some type
Speaker 13: of because you ever really ain't doing something.
Speaker 2: You know that who you think you talking to?
Speaker 15: You ain't watching me anyway?
Speaker 6: Do my work?
Speaker 13: What is she hold up that she got to look
Speaker 13: at the home?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 14: Look?
Speaker 5: Look, look.
Speaker 10: All I know is I don't want no man at
Speaker 10: my house in the house, side of the house, backyard, nothing. Look, man,
Speaker 10: let me tell you something, though, Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: I'm the only person at my house.
Speaker 15: You understand me, You ain't.
Speaker 14: Why is she out there looking at me? Look at
Speaker 14: your son.
Speaker 13: I'm a profession Okay. I do my job, and I
Speaker 13: take my job was pride, Okay, it's not being professional
Speaker 13: if there's something that I did that said water running
Speaker 13: through me? All right?
Speaker 2: Okay, but you don't.
Speaker 10: You don't at no other man's house and you at
Speaker 10: my house and my wife's sitting there looking at you
Speaker 10: out the window.
Speaker 2: Now I got a problem with that.
Speaker 13: Or what you need to have come with your wife
Speaker 13: and looking at me? If that's what I did, You
Speaker 13: know what you need to be at home and give
Speaker 13: with something to look at other than looking at me.
Speaker 10: You don't tell me what I need to do about
Speaker 10: my wife.
Speaker 2: You don't go to another man?
Speaker 13: Sure, man, you know what I'm about to lose it?
Speaker 10: All right, now you're gonna you're gonna make you gonna
Speaker 10: make me lose.
Speaker 13: Let me, let me get my deck out, let me
Speaker 13: get my book. That's all yeah. I just right here,
Speaker 13: you damn right, and I'm gonna you what you know
Speaker 13: that's I'm gonna that's what.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna show you what you don't say at another
Speaker 2: man's house. You don't do that.
Speaker 3: And people my wife.
Speaker 10: Looking out the window, and I bet you knew that
Speaker 10: them blinds was open.
Speaker 16: Young man.
Speaker 13: Nah, you hitting me real little fit with these accusations
Speaker 13: right now. Look, you you had what is the street?
Speaker 14: Not you?
Speaker 2: You know where I'm at.
Speaker 13: I will show you what to conal. I want you
Speaker 13: to bring you here on filling what I know exactly
Speaker 13: where you said you did y'all that on that oh
Speaker 13: that gump going off street. I'm gonna come over them
Speaker 13: and I know that for you, Yo, I got something
Speaker 13: for you. Will you take me disregard my professionalism and
Speaker 13: I'm gonna go show you what's being there is a body.
Speaker 10: Look, man, what you don't do is at another man house,
Speaker 10: and that's what you did. And you know it ain't
Speaker 10: called for now.
Speaker 13: You bet had that apologized man I had to go.
Speaker 13: I told you, I drink a lot of fluids in
Speaker 13: this heat.
Speaker 14: Man, So what else do you want me to do?
Speaker 2: I want you to keep your fluid til you get
Speaker 2: to the service station.
Speaker 10: Down the streets, but not in my backyard side of
Speaker 10: the house and my wife looking.
Speaker 2: At the window.
Speaker 13: Man, you if what you're talking about, if I then
Speaker 13: I jo If you can't accepting, in the hell with it.
Speaker 10: Look at You're gonna be off and make me do something.
Speaker 6: And I'm telling you no, man.
Speaker 14: I don't told you.
Speaker 13: I will come on with that kicking. Okay, so you
Speaker 13: you'll do what let me tell you because from the
Speaker 13: age of your why your wife is young, and I
Speaker 13: know he'll you can't deal with no old school I
Speaker 13: kick youill your you.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get your swoop today.
Speaker 13: You hit me, You're gonna get Let me tell you
Speaker 13: street two, I'll come.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you. I got one more thing to
Speaker 2: say to you. What you're listening to me?
Speaker 12: Three?
Speaker 14: Damn it?
Speaker 13: This is Nephew time.
Speaker 2: It. This is Nephew time. It from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 2: Morning Show. You just God thank by your boy name.
Speaker 13: Man, you know what I'm gonna get with his and
Speaker 13: you know I got a hard computation. I don't mean
Speaker 13: just my life, man, he said.
Speaker 10: Man, boy be out there fixing air conditions and heaters
Speaker 10: all there, he said, Man, let me tell you something,
Speaker 10: he said, be frustrated to begin When he say begin
Speaker 10: a call.
Speaker 13: He said, man, because I got nine or ten more still.
Speaker 14: Got to do today.
Speaker 2: Hey, man, you all right?
Speaker 13: Man, Yeah, I'm alright, not nehew, I'm alright, not you
Speaker 13: and that Steve from damn fools in the morning. I
Speaker 13: just say, y'all care every good morning. Man. I don't
Speaker 13: know how I sit back right laughing and how you'll
Speaker 13: get people y'all and got me with the same. Oh, man,
Speaker 13: I enjoy y'all. Show Man, y'all gonna work.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
Speaker 10: Man, I got one more question to ask you, man,
Speaker 10: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
Speaker 10: show in the land.
Speaker 13: Well, you know the morning show?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 9: Thinking that you coming up next, it is asked the
Speaker 9: CLO or Chief Love officer. You're listening hardy morning show
Speaker 9: coming up at the top of the hour and the
Speaker 9: entertainment news. President Biden will deliver the commencement speech at
Speaker 9: Morehouse College Magic.
Speaker 1: Johnson was devastated.
Speaker 9: After the LA Lakers Game two loss, and John Legend
Speaker 9: says Donald Trump is racist at the core, at his core.
Speaker 9: And we'll talk about all of these stories at the
Speaker 9: top of the hour, but right now it is time
Speaker 9: to ask the colo. This is from Leah in Kansas City.
Speaker 9: Leah writes, my husband answers his phone and walks away
Speaker 9: from me. He's even gone outside in the snow.
Speaker 1: Before, just to talk on the phone.
Speaker 9: When I fuss about it, he says, there's some stuff
Speaker 9: that he tells his boys and I don't need to
Speaker 9: hear it, Like what why?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: That's a true serment, all right, isn't now that right there?
Speaker 2: That is not a lie. That is a true statement.
Speaker 2: We have conversation with our boys, trust me, that you
Speaker 2: cannot hear. It's things we say when we get together
Speaker 2: that you could not hear. But let's flip it, it's
Speaker 2: also things that women said, John, we cannot hear. That's
Speaker 2: conversation y'all have with y'all girls. Y'all don't want your
Speaker 2: husband listening to you talk like that, right, That's what
Speaker 2: it is. And if he's basing it that right there
Speaker 2: is a true statement. Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 9: Yes, I was gonna say is and she concerned though
Speaker 9: that he might be walking away because it's another woman.
Speaker 2: She could be very concerned. But if you ain't heard
Speaker 2: no woman on the phone, you're gonna have to go
Speaker 2: with what he said. You have not heard no woman
Speaker 2: on the phone. You ain't found no Texas scene nobody.
Speaker 1: You can't hear it because he walked away.
Speaker 2: He walks away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go outside, put them on speaker it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm telling you right now that are things me
Speaker 2: and my dudes talk about. My wife don't need to help.
Speaker 1: Well, I get that because women do it too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get that part.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, moving on the majority, Yes, I stay outside.
Speaker 1: I'm going to watch the dog again.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Who does dog tag?
Speaker 13: All right?
Speaker 9: Felicia and Cincinnati says, I wanted my husband's dash to
Speaker 9: get a cigar to smoke with him last night, and
Speaker 9: I saw three flavored cigars. He said he got them
Speaker 9: for a coworker to try. He said it's no big
Speaker 9: deal and he forgot to take them to her. Should
Speaker 9: I deliver the cigars to the lady?
Speaker 2: No, you shouldn't because you don't know what you are
Speaker 2: She supposed to.
Speaker 1: Get the flavor. That's the.
Speaker 10: Why you.
Speaker 2: You got to deliver them. He's said he forgot, now
Speaker 2: he remembers. He'll give him to him. Why is she
Speaker 2: going in his stand? But but if you deliver, see,
Speaker 2: if you deliver the cigar, you don't know what to say.
Speaker 2: You don't smoke cigars.
Speaker 9: She does smoke, he does? She smokes, Yeah, she does smoke.
Speaker 9: That's why she went in a stash so she could
Speaker 9: smoke one with him smoking her smoke one on every day. Oh,
Speaker 9: that's okay, you don't have to deliver them. I'll take
Speaker 9: them to her, thank you.
Speaker 2: That's what she said. Take your cigars, my man had
Speaker 2: that's either as or you got them jabbas coffee all
Speaker 2: the mints or you got them. Don't give them cheap
Speaker 2: on them honey bees. They make they make good cigars.
Speaker 14: What is them?
Speaker 2: Tahesion things though?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's waesion.
Speaker 2: That's just a fruity cool mile, that's all that is.
Speaker 2: And I don't like the size of them either. That's
Speaker 2: not the one. If you're gonna do that, use acid cigars,
Speaker 2: blacking mind.
Speaker 1: All right, I guess we're done with that one. Moving
Speaker 1: on to Maurice and Detroit.
Speaker 9: Maris said, I started flipping houses. My first flip is
Speaker 9: a nice townhouse. My wife wants me to rent it
Speaker 9: to her mom, who is raising three grandkids. Nothing is
Speaker 9: wrong with her mom's current house. She just wants a
Speaker 9: newer house. How do I say no and stand on it?
Speaker 2: No, no, and stand on that and flip your house.
Speaker 2: Your mama ain't gonna have pay you that rent. Your
Speaker 2: rent gonna be laid. You're gonna be able to do nothing.
Speaker 2: She gonna call you talking about she ain't got it
Speaker 2: this month. Now, your mama just want a new house,
Speaker 2: find another house. No, this is the business. We end
Speaker 2: to flip these houses and produce a profit. You could.
Speaker 2: It's hard to get your hands on love sums of
Speaker 2: money in life. So if you can flip a house,
Speaker 2: sell it, Let's say you make twenty thirty on it,
Speaker 2: something like that or whatever. You flipping it and making
Speaker 2: it on You can't gonna be able to get that
Speaker 2: from your mom in law. She not goes on time,
Speaker 2: She not gonna pay some time. And now and now
Speaker 2: and now, all this money you don't put into this house,
Speaker 2: you're ready to flip it now and so it's a
Speaker 2: Now it's a hard ass nall.
Speaker 9: But isn't his wife gonna be upset about that because.
Speaker 2: It's her gonna help your mama find a really nice
Speaker 2: place to stay. But we're gonna flip this house so
Speaker 2: we can make this profit so we can keep the
Speaker 2: ball roll. In the words of Slick Hard, the best
Speaker 2: thing you can do for pole people is not be
Speaker 2: one of them. And we got to keep our money rolling.
Speaker 2: So your mama when she come over here with am
Speaker 2: big and asked I have something to give.
Speaker 1: Them, We're gonna say that raising three grand.
Speaker 2: In my head, the whole inside voice, I just gave
Speaker 2: y'all head thoughts, right, Okay, I'm gonna say out loud,
Speaker 2: so it's not gonna come out. It's not gonna come out.
Speaker 2: And you sit your young self over there and learn yourself.
Speaker 2: You don't know enough right now? All right?
Speaker 9: Last one, Steve, Last one. This is from Roxy and Yonkers.
Speaker 9: Roxy writes, I'm fourteen years older than my husband. He
Speaker 9: never seemed to mind, but I heard him tell his
Speaker 9: friend that his gray hair is making him look as
Speaker 9: old as his wife. He said he was joking, but
Speaker 9: it's not funny to me. Does this mean my age
Speaker 9: is finally getting to him.
Speaker 2: Wow, your age is finding and got to everybody. Everybody
Speaker 2: see it? Huh if he said this out loud, what
Speaker 2: didn't happen? Since the here your agent and it showing
Speaker 2: behind every joke is the truth. And now this gray
Speaker 2: hand in his head got him looking just as old
Speaker 2: as his wife. Now it ain't no finally got to it.
Speaker 2: It to find a surface that showed up. Because when
Speaker 2: he married you, it wasn't no problem. But now y'all
Speaker 2: been married for a while for it it starting to
Speaker 2: show itself. And that's what that sign is. I don't
Speaker 2: know why y'all trying to fight me.
Speaker 6: On this one.
Speaker 2: I want to hear what you're going to start to show. Look, look,
Speaker 2: I can't say everybody feeling it did that. That's not
Speaker 2: what this segment is about. Now some of this, some
Speaker 2: of the asked to see Helo, we're gonna have tell
Speaker 2: a troop up in there now he told his friends
Speaker 2: as a joke, but there behind every joke is the
Speaker 2: truth now and not he's starting to feel like he
Speaker 2: looking old as you. So now if he catching up
Speaker 2: what that means? If if you catching up or you
Speaker 2: are you jumping out there and leaps and bounds. Just
Speaker 2: check yourself, get in the mirror, take closely.
Speaker 9: So yeah, that's what she wants to know. Does this
Speaker 9: mean my age is finally finally getting to him?
Speaker 2: No, I ain't getting to him. That's turn got you
Speaker 2: see why see listen to me. Why are you blaming
Speaker 2: the man? This ain't the man fault. Is my age
Speaker 2: finally getting to him?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 2: Your age are finally caught up to you. Anybody said,
Speaker 2: I you look fourteen years older?
Speaker 1: All right, Celo, change your hairstyle.
Speaker 2: Look at your wardrobe. You got you stronger foundation.
Speaker 1: Coming up top of the hour, Yeah, this is craziness.
Speaker 2: Get mad at me.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour will right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening.
Speaker 5: Morning show.
Speaker 9: The White House has confirmed that President Biden will deliver
Speaker 9: the commencement address at Morehouse College on May nineteenth. Morehouses
Speaker 9: President released a statement saying we eagerly anticipate welcoming President
Speaker 9: Biden back to the House next month. He went on
Speaker 9: to say his presidence serves as a reminder of our
Speaker 9: institutions enduring legacy and impact, as well as our continued
Speaker 9: commitment to excellent excellence, progress and positive change.
Speaker 2: House has done some incredible stuff then they really have. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: what a great HBCUs that's a lot of yes, a
Speaker 2: lot of ye. The house real talent house.
Speaker 6: Enough.
Speaker 9: In other entertainment news, during a recent MSNBC interview, John
Speaker 9: Legend says he doesn't want to hear what Donald Trump
Speaker 9: has done for black people, and he is a racist.
Speaker 17: Take a Listen made it clear throughout his life that
Speaker 17: he believes black people are inferior, Like he believes.
Speaker 1: That to his core, in his bones.
Speaker 17: He wouldn't let us live in his buildings back in
Speaker 17: the day. But also when you hear some of the
Speaker 17: stray comments he makes, he clearly believes in a genetic
Speaker 17: hierarchy of humanity and it's racially determined. So he is
Speaker 17: a tried and true, like died in the wool racist,
Speaker 17: Like in the core of his being, he's a racist.
Speaker 17: So I don't want to hear what he has to
Speaker 17: say about what he's done for black people. He's done
Speaker 17: very little for us, thank you.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know anything he's done for black people. And
Speaker 2: then I want to say this too, I want to
Speaker 2: make a couple of statements. First of all, we as
Speaker 2: a people have to stop waiting on somebody who's gonna
Speaker 2: do something for us, because that calvary is never coming
Speaker 2: over the hill. I don't know. I don't know who
Speaker 2: that The last time I saw somebody trying to do
Speaker 2: something for us that was not one of us, I don't,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't remember who that is. I don't.
Speaker 2: You can enlighten me, Please show me, because I don't
Speaker 2: know nobody that has an agenda for black people. Now,
Speaker 2: Obama did some things and he didn't get enough credit
Speaker 2: for it. Where he slid some things in that was
Speaker 2: help us. The healthcare ask was to help us. Uh.
Speaker 2: The release and what Biden is doing now the relief,
Speaker 2: the relieving of our debt is uh.
Speaker 1: College.
Speaker 2: But now let me say this though, I was just
Speaker 2: thinking the other day about Donald Trump. Do you know
Speaker 2: what I don't understand the hypocrisy of this country with
Speaker 2: Donald Trump. This is a man who has ninety one
Speaker 2: indictments correct, correct, He's on a trial. He's in a
Speaker 2: trial right now.
Speaker 1: For a crime.
Speaker 2: Yes. Do you know that if you went to FedEx,
Speaker 2: the post office, ups, if you went to MacDonald's, Burger King,
Speaker 2: Wendy Quarterburger or Jack in the Box and you had
Speaker 2: on your application that you had one indictment pending your
Speaker 2: ass not getting a job. You got to get out
Speaker 2: of here. How in the world can you have ninety
Speaker 2: one indictments and be in for a job. Let loans
Speaker 2: the highest office in America. This is hypocrisy. If you
Speaker 2: had an indictment, you would lose the job you at
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 16: Just one.
Speaker 2: They would spend you, They would suspend you from the
Speaker 2: police department, they would suspend your ass from FAIREX. You
Speaker 2: get an indictment on you, just one, you' work on
Speaker 2: bruh if they put it, if you put it on
Speaker 2: an application, you won't working no more. How in the
Speaker 2: hell can this be? This is crazy? I wonder what
Speaker 2: Steven A would say about that. And let me say
Speaker 2: this right here behind I'm just putting it. All of us,
Speaker 2: all of us that have microphones that have a voice,
Speaker 2: we are not necessarily the voice of black people. We
Speaker 2: are not. No Ain't nobody voted us that. But if
Speaker 2: you are talking to us in large numbers, you have
Speaker 2: to be mindful of the things you are saying because
Speaker 2: what you say can hurt us, just like you can
Speaker 2: encourage us, just like you can enlighten us and just
Speaker 2: like you can empower us, you can also hurt us.
Speaker 2: We have got to be mindful of things we say
Speaker 2: and your opinion. Ain't that damn important at the cost
Speaker 2: of us as a people in a culture. I don't
Speaker 2: give a damn if you have the right to think
Speaker 2: or say what you want to say, it don't mean
Speaker 2: you should we when have we ever had freedom of speech?
Speaker 2: I man, I wish y'all would get out that line,
Speaker 2: because I'm gonna remind you of several places in the
Speaker 2: Constitution that you are not. You can say the Star
Speaker 2: Spangled banner and the national anthem all your ass, won't
Speaker 2: it don't really apply to you. So this freedom of speechman,
Speaker 2: we got to temple what we say because we are
Speaker 2: held to a different standard in this country and you
Speaker 2: know it. So get smart out here, man, and stop
Speaker 2: running your mouth just because you can.
Speaker 1: Stephen A. Smith apologize, not.
Speaker 2: Even I ain't even just talking about Steven now.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, no, yeah, you're gonna I like it.
Speaker 2: I got his number. I mean as you should, though, yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: but that's why we have to be careful. You all
Speaker 2: tell me all the time, Steve all the time. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you, man, I'd be ready to.
Speaker 15: Go in.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 9: All right, Well, you know we'll keep watching. The hush
Speaker 9: money trial is still going on, so we'll keep you updated.
Speaker 9: Coming up at about twenty minutes after the hour, Steve.
Speaker 9: People call, they want to talk to you. They leave
Speaker 9: you voicemails. We're gonna check your voicemail. Coming up at
Speaker 9: eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. Eight seven seven.
Speaker 1: Twenty nine, Steve. Right after this, who go check me boo?
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 5: Morning show?
Speaker 9: All right, Steve, it's time to check your voicemail. Eight
Speaker 9: seven seven twenty nine, Steve. You can call if you
Speaker 9: want to leave a message for Steve. You might just
Speaker 9: hear your call in the air.
Speaker 1: Steve, if you ready to go?
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 9: This one's from Columbia. Listener from Columbia, South Carolina. He
Speaker 9: listens to the Big d M radio station.
Speaker 6: Yeah, bro, I tell you mail. He the best man
Speaker 6: black brother I've heard all my life. Man, got television,
Speaker 6: got radio affection, and I love your coming in the
Speaker 6: morning's man. You know show you love black people?
Speaker 12: Man?
Speaker 6: Or keep doing it man, Thursday morning the show on
Speaker 6: the Big Dam just South Carolina. Do what you're doing, Man,
Speaker 6: I need a job, Steve. I'm an resigned myself.
Speaker 1: Brother, Jesus, I didn't hear that last thing.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear He's job. I don't know. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say this to him, thank you. This ain't this a
Speaker 2: place for that. Listen. I appreciate everything he said, and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna continue to do my best, yes, sir, and
Speaker 2: try to speak up and be a beacon for black
Speaker 2: people and not a leader, not a spokesperson, but a beacon,
Speaker 2: just saying. I try to say stuff to make the
Speaker 2: pathway lighter for us because I'm older than most of
Speaker 2: the people that listen to my show. So I'm just
Speaker 2: trying to put some path lights out there to show
Speaker 2: you the way I did and maybe it can help you.
Speaker 2: That's my mission. Thank you. That's all it is. But
Speaker 2: by the grace of God, I am who I am, Yes, sir,
Speaker 2: that's all I am. Please all sideways too. Don't just
Speaker 2: want to throw that out.
Speaker 1: Is from a fan of Juniors who left a message
Speaker 1: take a listen.
Speaker 18: Hey, what's going on, Steve, Shirley, Carla Man, But I'm
Speaker 18: really talking to Junior right now. Hey, man, Junior, we
Speaker 18: need some more poetry. I'm gonna need you to come
Speaker 18: up with some stuff about these sports, and we need
Speaker 18: more poetry.
Speaker 1: Steve, don't hold.
Speaker 18: That boy's talent back.
Speaker 6: Give him some poetry.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 18: This is Big Jay from Compton. Let that man's talent shine.
Speaker 18: I've got your back, Jr. Make it happen. All that poetry.
Speaker 18: I never liked poetry until I heard Junior's poetry.
Speaker 12: So let j Rap do his thing.
Speaker 1: Pease stay out of Compton, Big Jay. J you're your justice.
Speaker 8: Told you poetry changing lives out here.
Speaker 1: What is that look on your face?
Speaker 10: Steve?
Speaker 12: What is that wrong?
Speaker 6: I want.
Speaker 3: However you want.
Speaker 2: But Big Jay, if you started just start lacking poetry,
Speaker 2: called it Julian because of jun I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: know what you've been listening to before, but I'm gonna
Speaker 2: send you some some tapes the poets.
Speaker 9: All right, Yeah, coming up eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
Speaker 9: Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 5: Morning show.
Speaker 9: All right, it's time now to check more of Steve's voicemails.
Speaker 9: At eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve call if you
Speaker 9: want to leave a message for Steve, we might just
Speaker 9: play your call in the air.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 9: Here we go with more called Steve. A listener names
Speaker 9: Zach left a message, Hey Steve, this is zach Man.
Speaker 19: I listened to your show every morning. It's very inspirational.
Speaker 19: I was one of those dudes that went to prison
Speaker 19: and went to jail, and if it wasn't for God,
Speaker 19: I would have never made it mentally or physically out
Speaker 19: of that place because I in a dark spot, which
Speaker 19: was what led me there. And when I listen to
Speaker 19: your shows in the wanting, it gets me that actually
Speaker 19: a little bit of information or inspiration that.
Speaker 13: I need to, uh, you know, start my day off.
Speaker 15: Want to find the notes.
Speaker 13: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Yes, said man. That's what you're doing, you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's all. That's all.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 2: That that call right there is almost up there, almost
Speaker 2: up there with the car Junior just got from Big Jay.
Speaker 2: You know, you know, no, no, no, I just want
Speaker 2: Junior to be able to drink that and absorb that
Speaker 2: in because he don't get that many of him people
Speaker 2: requesting his poetry. So I'm going to allow him to
Speaker 2: drink that one all the way in. And here, I
Speaker 2: just want you to know, Big j I'm not holding
Speaker 2: his talent back, but that's all he got, No, I mean,
Speaker 2: he doing the best. He can't them the points he got.
Speaker 2: When he get a point, we let him do it.
Speaker 2: He don't come up with him. Man down there, it's
Speaker 2: hard on him. I thing.
Speaker 9: Don't you think we can't wait for the next time
Speaker 9: Junior does give us a poem?
Speaker 1: It begs for a poem?
Speaker 2: Yeah, now, ju Ju, do careful?
Speaker 1: Now, careful what it's just a no, no no no?
Speaker 2: He easy?
Speaker 1: Now easy?
Speaker 2: What way? Listening to? Jay? Okay, all right, watch what
Speaker 2: you said Jay?
Speaker 5: Straight out of town?
Speaker 2: Well, well, I ain't talking big Jay, I'm talking little.
Speaker 2: I'm talking a little k. Anybody talking to I'm talking
Speaker 2: to little k. Watch where your step?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 1: All right, moving on, we have we have more calls.
Speaker 1: This is from Sandra.
Speaker 8: Good morning.
Speaker 2: It's me and mister Steve Harve Sandra Jeck.
Speaker 13: I love what you just see.
Speaker 19: I hate when black fight one another.
Speaker 12: I hate when black shoot and kill one another.
Speaker 14: I hate that.
Speaker 12: I don't even like to see a movie with black
Speaker 12: fighting one another killing one another.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 12: I do not like it.
Speaker 20: One more thing. I want to say what you just
Speaker 20: got through saying about the rappers beeping the comedians, letting
Speaker 20: them know it's enough money for everybody to get song.
Speaker 20: It's enough money for everybody out here to get song.
Speaker 20: The money is not going nowhere. It is enough money
Speaker 20: for everybody to.
Speaker 12: Have two and three big mansions, four and five calls.
Speaker 1: Let them know.
Speaker 10: Quit hating.
Speaker 20: It's enough money for everybody to get songs.
Speaker 16: Okay again this.
Speaker 13: Meet and I love what you just got you talking about?
Speaker 12: All right?
Speaker 2: Bye bye? Yes, she takes the A out of another?
Speaker 2: Did she say one another? Yeah? Yeah, see see see
Speaker 2: that's when you know it's serious. Another and it is.
Speaker 2: You know what, that's a crazy statement. It is enough
Speaker 2: money for everybody. We have got We we do this
Speaker 2: grabbing the barrel thing each other, which don't make no sense.
Speaker 2: The lead is wide over. Everybody can get out. Everybody
Speaker 2: can get out, even you. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 2: if you help somebody get up, you ain't heavy you,
Speaker 2: my brother, I can. I could reach back and grab you.
Speaker 2: But man, we just we win a we're a We're
Speaker 2: in a place man where we we y'all. I'm telling
Speaker 2: you we not winning. We're not truly winning. No, because
Speaker 2: the greats get up there and then you you cheer
Speaker 2: for them all the way up to the top. Then
Speaker 2: when they get up there. Your whole mission is their
Speaker 2: to mind. Yep, that don't make no sense. All these
Speaker 2: rappers beefing with Drake Man. Y'all. Dog that dude out there,
Speaker 2: he way out there. When you get through talking about him,
Speaker 2: you ain't finna be close close homie. Gosh, all right, Steve,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: Thank you to all our callers as well.
Speaker 9: Coming up next to the nephew and the prank phone
Speaker 9: call for today right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 5: Morning show.
Speaker 9: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 9: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, and
Speaker 9: the subject is fight or flight.
Speaker 1: Fight or Flight. We'll get into that in just.
Speaker 9: A few because right now the nephew is here with
Speaker 9: today's prank phone call.
Speaker 2: Nephew, what you got Well, I want you to picture
Speaker 2: me as a strip of the day.
Speaker 1: Okay, you see that I would delete delete.
Speaker 2: What I got it. I can see it. You can
Speaker 2: see it ain't for you and everything. Hell yeah, I
Speaker 2: got the name. I got the name. The name is Thunderbolt, Thunderbun.
Speaker 2: What's the name I had?
Speaker 5: Oh Lord? What did you?
Speaker 2: What name you got? Mighty mouth? Oh see right there
Speaker 2: right you fly you in on the cape and everything. Hey,
Speaker 2: you out there standing a little block of cheese. Just
Speaker 2: this is a thunderboat, y'all? All right, thunderboat, let's go
Speaker 2: cat dog.
Speaker 14: Hello, hey man, let me let's speak not here.
Speaker 16: Who's called?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 14: This thunder boat from the club?
Speaker 15: Man?
Speaker 14: What times she get in on the boat? Hello? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 14: this thunder boat. Man, what times she get in?
Speaker 16: What you mean what time you get in?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 16: She ain't in here now, But you know what I mean,
Speaker 16: I'm what you need.
Speaker 12: Hey.
Speaker 14: Uh, I'm trying to I'm following up on trying to
Speaker 14: actually get an address and stuff. Man, she got me
Speaker 14: dancing this weekend on Saturday night, and I want to
Speaker 14: see it. Make sure I got to address everything. Everything's
Speaker 14: still on.
Speaker 16: You know, already gave up got you dancing?
Speaker 14: Say what not?
Speaker 12: What you mean?
Speaker 16: She got you dancing?
Speaker 14: She asked me to do some male dancing on Saturday night.
Speaker 14: So I went on and took off at the club,
Speaker 14: and uh, you know she's already.
Speaker 16: Got my my guy, ain't she ain't had to do
Speaker 16: no matter dancing my gas. She now my guys. She goes,
Speaker 16: she goes to school at night on the weekend, so
Speaker 16: you know she's okay. Okay, okay, I ain't David David fiance.
Speaker 16: What yeah, that's my gas.
Speaker 14: Hold on, hold on, hold on, squeaking Fin to getting
Speaker 14: Maddy squeaky squeaky Wait wait wait, okay you my guy.
Speaker 16: Ain't I'm David?
Speaker 14: Right, Okay, that's that's that's squeaky squeak Fin to get
Speaker 14: me on my gas.
Speaker 16: You said you're a dancer.
Speaker 14: I dance that, man, is I'm fucking for But how
Speaker 14: do you know my gas? She come to the club
Speaker 14: on Saturday. She asked me about doing some dancing for
Speaker 14: this coming Saturday, so she already gave me half the money.
Speaker 16: She comes to the clubs on Saturdays. Now, my girl,
Speaker 16: she goes to school on Saturdays. Man, you know, now
Speaker 16: do what Listen?
Speaker 14: First of all, I'm blown away by you're trying to
Speaker 14: tell me squeaking married that you got me really tore
Speaker 14: up with her.
Speaker 12: I don't know, no, no, squeaky, that's what we call
Speaker 12: her at the club.
Speaker 14: Man, I'm not finna get into all of that. What
Speaker 14: I'm really calling by is she got me working this
Speaker 14: weekend doing some dancing, and I'm trying to just make
Speaker 14: sure that we're all for this week because I didn't
Speaker 14: give my spot up at the club.
Speaker 12: You're trying to tell me, Mike, girl hanging out at
Speaker 12: a buck naked club.
Speaker 14: But dance man, Squeaky been coming up in them, man, for.
Speaker 16: The last buck a week.
Speaker 12: She been there long enough, he nick name.
Speaker 14: I've been doing Squeaky four five years. Squeaky been coming. Man,
Speaker 14: this this thunderball, Me and Squeaky go way back.
Speaker 16: Oh no, man, Well, we gonna handle it when she
Speaker 16: get in here, and you can you know, hand to yours?
Speaker 12: Have you got to handle it? Talk to whoever you
Speaker 12: got to to get your little money or whatever, or.
Speaker 14: No, no, no, no, get my spot. I'm gonna wait
Speaker 14: a minute, mate, that's not he is you listening, mane,
Speaker 14: I can't get my slot back at the club now.
Speaker 14: Squeaker got to give me the remaining balance, man, even
Speaker 14: if she ain't gonna do it, I need.
Speaker 12: My other wanning balue.
Speaker 16: I can't finna give you the raining balance of nothing.
Speaker 12: Hey man, I need to ring my money that that
Speaker 12: she gave you what.
Speaker 15: You're saying, and you can just count that out. She
Speaker 15: ain't gonna give your.
Speaker 14: Thing, Hey man, I'm the boat gonna get his money it, man,
Speaker 14: I need my one fit.
Speaker 15: Thunder Boats gonna get his quills.
Speaker 14: Well, then that's what you got to do. And that's
Speaker 14: what you got to do.
Speaker 15: Man, I tell you what that's for, thunder Boat for
Speaker 15: being anything to get no.
Speaker 12: Cat talking about calling and squeaki it all this, so
Speaker 12: I ain't working for to give money away to some
Speaker 12: boat lighting it or whatever.
Speaker 14: Hey man, look man, it's Thunderboat. It ain't lighting. It's Thunderboat.
Speaker 14: Lightning worked on Wednesday night. Just Thunderboat.
Speaker 12: I don't know who you done talk to already about that,
Speaker 12: but you need to holler that damn. But don't be
Speaker 12: calling here asking my gal to give you some money.
Speaker 15: Ain't giving you cause she don't make nothing.
Speaker 14: I'm coming over there now and get my money from Squeaky.
Speaker 14: I ain't hear it.
Speaker 16: Don't make nothing. I need all the money around here.
Speaker 12: So you ain't gonna get nothing from over year finding
Speaker 12: So you can wipe that your mind.
Speaker 14: I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky today.
Speaker 12: You coming over here.
Speaker 14: I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky.
Speaker 16: Man.
Speaker 14: Look man, I ain't got time to play. I allow
Speaker 14: my slot at the club.
Speaker 15: See what you get. See if you get some money,
Speaker 15: get your lean house.
Speaker 14: Thunder coming over there to get.
Speaker 16: The rest of his dollar, and you better not bring
Speaker 16: your over here because you come up. I'll tell you
Speaker 16: what bring him on over here, and I'm gonna.
Speaker 15: Show you lighting it.
Speaker 12: I ain't know you got some money already for she
Speaker 12: rides here and giving you money away. I'm struggling. I'll
Speaker 12: tell you what.
Speaker 15: You bring your over here, iver you want to and
Speaker 15: watch for tow down.
Speaker 14: Hey man, all I'm saying is I'm finna come over
Speaker 14: there and wait outside the down so Squeaky to get
Speaker 14: there to get the rest of my money. That's what
Speaker 14: I'm saying to you. You're gonna come over and sit
Speaker 14: outside what I'm finna come over there and wait outside
Speaker 14: for Squeaky to get there so I could get the
Speaker 14: rest of.
Speaker 12: My money over here and sit outside my house.
Speaker 14: That's what I'm finna do, and that's what it takes
Speaker 14: for me to get my money from Squeaky.
Speaker 12: I tell you what, you bring up over here there
Speaker 12: and sit outside my house and we can get your
Speaker 12: See you blow the horn, that's what you do. You
Speaker 12: blow the horse. So I come out there and meet
Speaker 12: you and let you know what's going down to bust them?
Speaker 12: And we leave me here. She can see your laid
Speaker 12: out like ill come on over here and get your money.
Speaker 14: I'm going to get my money. Squeeny on you one
Speaker 14: hundred and fifty dollars and I'm goin to come here.
Speaker 12: Don't give them? What's she on you about? Under to that? Mom?
Speaker 12: Is she giving you? You oughta be happy with that? Right?
Speaker 12: You want to come over here talking about you want
Speaker 12: some more money?
Speaker 14: You know somebody on thunderboat or one hundred and fifty
Speaker 14: dollars and thunder boat gonna get his money.
Speaker 12: Better, try to go up and dance at the club
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Speaker 15: Sitting out front of my house.
Speaker 14: Squeaky gonna give me my one fit. You ain't even
Speaker 14: got nothing.
Speaker 12: To do with this, no way.
Speaker 14: This transaction is between me and Squeaky. It ain't got
Speaker 14: nothing to do with you, no way.
Speaker 12: Hey your name is then it's got everything to do
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Speaker 12: I got your money, Come get your when I got
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Speaker 14: You don't want to ask for me to dance Saturday night,
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Speaker 14: I ain't gonna get no tips. But I tell you what.
Speaker 14: I am gonna get my three hundred dollars. I got
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Speaker 12: Get out. You ain't getting it from me. You gonna
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Speaker 10: I charged. I saw it for private gigs. I charged
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Speaker 1: Nephew, thank you. Coming up next Today's Strawberry Letter, the
Speaker 1: subject fight or flight. We'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 5: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 9: All right, it is time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
Speaker 9: And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,
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Speaker 1: Thank you nephew, subject fight or Flight. Dear Stephen Shirley.
Speaker 9: I'm a forty four year old married man and I'm
Speaker 9: in a very high leadership role with my company. My
Speaker 9: wife and our two children enjoy my annual company picnic,
Speaker 9: and they've been out of the country twice with me
Speaker 9: on my work trips. I came from the hood and
Speaker 9: so did my wife, and we want better for the kids.
Speaker 9: I've worked at this manufacturing company since I was in
Speaker 9: the tenth grade, and I worked my way up. My
Speaker 9: wife and I got married after high school. We had
Speaker 9: our children fairly young, so we didn't have much time
Speaker 9: to be young ourselves, and my wife didn't have much
Speaker 9: time to keep up with her girlfriend. So now I'm
Speaker 9: her only friend and she's very clingy, and that's how
Speaker 9: she ended up getting banned from going on my work trips.
Speaker 9: Last in Hawaii, she got bored and came to the
Speaker 9: meeting room and barged in on my presentation. She asked
Speaker 9: how much longer I'd be and my female boss escorted
Speaker 9: her out. As I continue to do my presentation, I
Speaker 9: could hear them shouting all the way down the hall
Speaker 9: and my wife accused my boss of wanting me all
Speaker 9: to herself. I almost had a heart attack. My wife
Speaker 9: yelled at me for the rest of the trip and
Speaker 9: refused to apologize to my boss. She's left me no
Speaker 9: choice but to leave her at home this year when
Speaker 9: I go to Hawaii in July. She told me if
Speaker 9: she couldn't, if she doesn't get booked for the flight,
Speaker 9: we are going to fight until I leave and after
Speaker 9: I get back. I'm so tired and sexually frustrated because
Speaker 9: she's been holding out on sex too. I haven't slept
Speaker 9: in weeks because I feel sorry for her. All I
Speaker 9: ask is that she apologized to my boss and make
Speaker 9: things right. Am I being mean for leaving.
Speaker 1: Her at home? Or did she do this to herself?
Speaker 9: Well, that is an easy question because yes, obviously, absolutely
Speaker 9: she did this to herself, because don't even consider taking
Speaker 9: her crazy behind any more of your job events. She
Speaker 9: has no boundary. She thinks she can do whatever she wants,
Speaker 9: but she forgets or doesn't think at all, that her
Speaker 9: erratic behavior can mess things up for the whole family.
Speaker 9: And no, you're not being mean. You can't just sit
Speaker 9: back and let her ruin everything you work so hard for.
Speaker 9: You started from the bottom since the tenth grade. This position,
Speaker 9: your career means a lot to you, and you're in
Speaker 9: a leadership position too at your job. Your wife is
Speaker 9: an embarrassment at this point. Where's her gratitude for the
Speaker 9: life she gets to leave for live, for the fabulous
Speaker 9: trips or whatever else you're providing for the family. She
Speaker 9: should apologize to your boss, she should, and everyone who
Speaker 9: was at your presentation that day. But we all know
Speaker 9: she's not going to do that. She says she's not
Speaker 9: going to do it, and that's a shame. She's with
Speaker 9: her sex from you too. Let's not forget about that.
Speaker 9: So so far, you still have your job.
Speaker 1: Everything's cool there.
Speaker 9: But I'm sure you can't have any more of these
Speaker 9: crazy incidents and you're taking precautions, so you I don't know,
Speaker 9: this is not gonna work.
Speaker 1: She can't bust up in your job like that.
Speaker 2: Steve, Oh wow, you know I can't. Dog. This is
Speaker 2: a hard win, man, because you know I can tell
Speaker 2: that the guy loves his wife. He really does. But
Speaker 2: you got a problem, No, Pardner, you got a real problem. Okay,
Speaker 2: So let's go. You forty four. They've known each other,
Speaker 2: this woman and his girlfriend. His wife and I have
Speaker 2: known each other since high school. Well I don't know
Speaker 2: if it says high school, but he's been at the
Speaker 2: job since he was in the tenth grade. He came
Speaker 2: from the hood, his wife come from the hood, and
Speaker 2: they won't better for their kids. So let me get
Speaker 2: this right. He's worked at the manufacturing company since the
Speaker 2: tenth grade. You worked your way up. Oh yeah, then
Speaker 2: they got married after high school. We had our children
Speaker 2: fairly young. It's going good. We didn't have much time
Speaker 2: to be young ourselves. This is a man who is
Speaker 2: assessing the situation. I think very admirably. He realizes what's
Speaker 2: happened here. So she ain't had time to keep up
Speaker 2: with a girlfriend. So now I'm her only friend, and
Speaker 2: she's very cleaning and by her being clingy, this is
Speaker 2: the statement he makes that that's how she ended up
Speaker 2: getting banned from going on work trips or so what
Speaker 2: happened last year to go to Hawaii? She got bored,
Speaker 2: came to the meeting room and barged in on my presentation.
Speaker 2: Young dude up in there making a presentation and everything.
Speaker 2: She asked how much long I'll be now, you can't
Speaker 2: do that. That's crazy, that that makes no damn sense
Speaker 2: at all. And this has nothing to do with being clingy.
Speaker 2: This is unprofessional, and this is unbecoming of your wife
Speaker 2: interfering with the way you earn a living. So this
Speaker 2: is this ain't no, no, this ain't got nothing to
Speaker 2: do with being cleany man, and your wife cannot be
Speaker 2: that out of touch to not realize that this is
Speaker 2: beyond inappropriate. She has got to see that. I don't
Speaker 2: give it. Damn. How far are you from the hood
Speaker 2: or how clingy you are? I know a whole lot
Speaker 2: of people that's hood and clinging. Ain't finna walk up
Speaker 2: in no presentation. But how long you gonna be we're
Speaker 2: here in Hawaii. Well he on the work trip, all right?
Speaker 2: So then they his female boss escorted her out. I'll
Speaker 2: continue with the process. He can hear him all the
Speaker 2: way down in the hall, hollering and stuff. Your wife
Speaker 2: yelled at me. I'll tell you the rest of it
Speaker 2: when we come back this day.
Speaker 9: Yeah, hang on all right, coming up part two of
Speaker 9: Steve's response to today's Strawberry letter, Fight or Flight. We'll
Speaker 9: have that at twenty three minutes after right after this,
Speaker 9: you're listening.
Speaker 5: Morning show.
Speaker 9: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 9: The subject is fight or Flight.
Speaker 2: So this couple been married since high school. This man
Speaker 2: has had this job since the tenth grade. He done
Speaker 2: work his way up to a real nice capacity. He's
Speaker 2: doing presentations at the company. Now they go on trips.
Speaker 2: They have two wonderful kids that they want to have
Speaker 2: a better life than the one they had. And now
Speaker 2: they had some problems because on the last trip to
Speaker 2: Hawaii last year, she doesn't have any friends because they
Speaker 2: got married so young, and he's he's her best friend,
Speaker 2: and that's caused her to be real clinging. Well, and
Speaker 2: they were at the work Uh, they were at the
Speaker 2: work trip and he was in the office somewhere giving
Speaker 2: a presentation. Wife got bored, came to the presentation, barged
Speaker 2: in and said, how much long are you gonna be wo?
Speaker 2: He couldn't believe it. He could not believe it. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you right now. She didn't barge in
Speaker 2: cause she hood. She didn't barge in cause she clinging.
Speaker 2: I know a lot of cleaning people. I know a
Speaker 2: lot of hood people. That's not why she barged in.
Speaker 2: She barged in because she ignorant. Because she ignorant. That's ignorance.
Speaker 2: You gonna come in here and the only place that
Speaker 2: y'all earning a living. This man that made away for
Speaker 2: his family, and then you come in here with this ignorance,
Speaker 2: barge in while he giving a presentation. His female boss
Speaker 2: escorts her out of the presentation. He could hear them
Speaker 2: shouting all the way down the hall. Now this man
Speaker 2: is mortified. I almost had a heart attack. And then
Speaker 2: the wife accuses the female boss of warning him to herself. No, lady,
Speaker 2: she tried to spare him the embarrassment of you further
Speaker 2: humiliating him and interrupting a meeting. So she has a
Speaker 2: female say, oh wait a minute, come on, sister, come
Speaker 2: this way. What you doing? No, no, no, that ain't
Speaker 2: good enough for her. Now she yelling all the way
Speaker 2: down the hall. Now his wife has yelled at him
Speaker 2: for the rest of the trip. Refused to apologize to
Speaker 2: my boss. She left me no choice but to leave
Speaker 2: her at home this year. He say, ain't no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: we ain't going back to white and Dog. You better
Speaker 2: not take her. No, dog, dog, don't take her. So
Speaker 2: now she just said, if she don't get booked for
Speaker 2: a flight, we gonna fight until I leave and then
Speaker 2: after I get back. Damn it is home. Then its
Speaker 2: own like, don't get can, I don't care. I'm getting
Speaker 2: on this flight without you. You not coming up in here.
Speaker 2: You cannot allow her to a second chance to mess
Speaker 2: up your job, though, dog, you don't work too hard
Speaker 2: to get here. And why she don't see that? No, man,
Speaker 2: I'm so tired and sexually frustrated because she been holding
Speaker 2: out on sex too. I ain't slept in weeks because
Speaker 2: I feel sorry for her. All I asked is she
Speaker 2: apologized to my boss and make things right. I ain't apologize, No,
Speaker 2: damn body Now the brother want to know, am I
Speaker 2: being mean for leaving her at home? Or did she
Speaker 2: do this to herself? Bruh, She not only did it
Speaker 2: to herself. But this don't look real good for you, man.
Speaker 2: And if you bring on that trip, what's to say
Speaker 2: she won't do something else? She won't apologize to the boss.
Speaker 2: Suppose on the trip she run up into your boss,
Speaker 2: she gonna do it. She ain't gonna apologize. She might
Speaker 2: do the same thing. This could turn ugly. You have
Speaker 2: to leave her at home because she won't even apologize
Speaker 2: for the wrong in it that she did. You're dealing
Speaker 2: man with the person man who is just only thinking
Speaker 2: of themselves. Now, this is a righteous dude, because guess
Speaker 2: what he said. He said, you know what, I feel
Speaker 2: sorry for her. I ain't slept in weeks because I
Speaker 2: know she lonely. She ain't got no friends. He's found
Speaker 2: a way to be compassionate for his wife. So you've
Speaker 2: done all you can do. She has to go. She
Speaker 2: cannot go on this trip though. You got to leave
Speaker 2: her at home. Any questions, anybody, I don't know how.
Speaker 10: He completed his speech as they going down the hall organ.
Speaker 2: Oh I can do that. I can do that. Let
Speaker 2: me tell you something, man, I've been in a situation.
Speaker 2: I've been slapped before I go on stage before, I've
Speaker 2: been pussed out for going on stage before all that. Man,
Speaker 2: I don't I'm doing staying up. Yeah, yeah dog, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go do my job. Though. I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: do my job. Come in here and ask all the
Speaker 2: bigger food you want to. I'm gonna go out here.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do my job, So I need to finished appresentation.
Speaker 2: That ain't nothing.
Speaker 6: That is that.
Speaker 2: I just don't like the fact that that ain't nothing
Speaker 2: not in here. Hell happened to me before. But you
Speaker 2: get slipped and go out there. Say what's happening y'all?
Speaker 3: Y'all doing tonight?
Speaker 14: Ye?
Speaker 2: All of you, the two of you are not understanding
Speaker 2: that level of commitment and professionalism and the show must
Speaker 2: go on. I'm committed, Okay, I just can't take your ass.
Speaker 2: But before I go out there, though, you get slapped
Speaker 2: ten minutes before you go on stage. Okay, So now,
Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen, uh, Tommy and Ki ain't gonna be
Speaker 2: able to work tonight. No, we're got to get to check. No,
Speaker 2: we got talk. Okay, what is we talking about?
Speaker 10: We're talking about that slap when I get on staying
Speaker 10: that's my whole set, is that damn slap.
Speaker 2: Well, see now, now let's over this. You're bringing your
Speaker 2: personal life and matters on to the stage. Have you
Speaker 2: not seen that play out recently? Yes? Do you think
Speaker 2: people want to pay their money here? But you didn't slap? Wow,
Speaker 2: I'm just asking a question.
Speaker 1: All right, Coast, your comments on today's Strawberry Letter. It's Steve.
Speaker 9: Hello everyone, and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on
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Speaker 9: You can download it today now. Coming up at forty
Speaker 9: six minutes after the hour, we'll hear from Junior and
Speaker 9: Sports Talk.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 5: Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, he is here Junior and
Speaker 1: Sports Talk.
Speaker 10: What you got?
Speaker 7: Well, the NFL Draft starts tonight and Tommy is on
Speaker 7: the night Man. But we don't really have to watch
Speaker 7: the night because we ain't got no picks in the
Speaker 7: first round. They didn't want to fly around to night.
Speaker 7: We don't have a pick, and you know we don't.
Speaker 7: We don't have a pick in the first round. We
Speaker 7: were gonna have to tune in till Friday. That's it, okay,
Speaker 7: because we're the forty second pick and the eighty six
Speaker 7: pick in the third round, second and third round. Cleveland,
Speaker 7: y'all ain't got a pick in the first round either, y'all,
Speaker 7: y'all fifty fourth and eighty fifth and second and third
Speaker 7: on Friday.
Speaker 8: So that's all when you got to tune in, UK.
Speaker 2: So who's up for going first?
Speaker 7: Junior Caleb Williams going to Chicago. That's all we know
Speaker 7: right now. We're supposed to be, you know, jay and
Speaker 7: Daniels out of LSU. He might go to Washington. But
Speaker 7: did you hear what happened to him?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 7: He went the Top Golf and the Washington commanders had
Speaker 7: all the other quarterbacks at Top Golf just to see
Speaker 7: what would happen.
Speaker 8: Put them all in one room. And Jaye didn't like
Speaker 8: that because if I'm the pick, why is all these
Speaker 8: other quarterbacks here?
Speaker 2: And see?
Speaker 7: That didn't sit well with him because it's like, you know,
Speaker 7: if you're gonna court me, court me, don't court everybody.
Speaker 7: So we don't know if he really want to go
Speaker 7: to Washington after that.
Speaker 2: But dog, ain't dog these young boys today. Yo, you
Speaker 2: ain't in the league yet. If you're gonna court me,
Speaker 2: caught me, ain't got his work.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: This is professional This is professional sports. Dog, welcome to
Speaker 2: the real world. Seek that's what happens though. When you've
Speaker 2: been a college star, you've been a high school star,
Speaker 2: you've been a pee wee football star, you've been caught him.
Speaker 2: Well this for money, now, homie, Yeah, this for a check? Now?
Speaker 2: They brought your ass up to top gol. I only
Speaker 2: one won't be a top golf MA pick that club
Speaker 2: of and hit your ball your turn neck he got
Speaker 2: he now hitting Miles stuck out because there's some other quarterbacks.
Speaker 2: The man. This the nf AL dog, right yeah, yeah dog,
Speaker 2: this is pro dog brug rug. You know they let
Speaker 2: they let guys that have a proven track record. Then
Speaker 2: for just let Russell Wilson go dog. They just let
Speaker 2: you go. Man.
Speaker 8: Stop you know, uh man, this is an opportunity to
Speaker 8: change your life right here.
Speaker 1: What would you say?
Speaker 7: The first thing they need to do because they've finish
Speaker 7: comeing to a lot of money at a young age.
Speaker 2: You know, well we know exactly how much money they
Speaker 2: gonna come because the first round if you make x
Speaker 2: amoundred dollars, well they know where they're coming up. But
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you right now, get ready, get ready,
Speaker 2: because the problems you're about to have you have no idea.
Speaker 2: They can't prepare you for. I've never had them before.
Speaker 2: And your first set of problems gonna come from family
Speaker 2: and then automatically and then the vultures are sitting around
Speaker 2: figuring out how they can get a piece his little agent,
Speaker 2: the little Mark and an agent, the lawyer, the CPA,
Speaker 2: and they all tie together. You gotta watch that, man, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you gotta watch that. Half the people you do not
Speaker 2: need at all. It's a sad thing, man, it is.
Speaker 8: Let's get ready to watch the dragt this weekend. We're
Speaker 8: gonna find out who went where?
Speaker 9: All right, Junior, thank you. Coming up at the top
Speaker 9: of the hour, Steven Manna on social media needs you.
Speaker 9: He says, my teenage son is again showering. He needs
Speaker 9: some advice. We'll talk about that right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 5: Morning show, So Steve.
Speaker 1: This is from George from Steve Harvey FM.
Speaker 9: George says, Hey, Steve, I'm one of your blue eyed
Speaker 9: Soul Brother listeners and I need some advice. This past
Speaker 9: Monday was Earth Day, and my teenage son has been
Speaker 9: reading or seeing online that there might be a water
Speaker 9: shortage in our town and he wants to conserve water
Speaker 9: to help save our planet. As a result, he now
Speaker 9: says he's going to quote do his part to help
Speaker 9: the situation by refusing to shower. While I respect his intention,
Speaker 9: he also is playing baseball and soccer and sweating a lot,
Speaker 9: and then one day he tried to refuse to flush
Speaker 9: the toilet. He insists that we're in the wrong for
Speaker 9: not caring about our community and the planet. Okay, I
Speaker 9: get the conservation and recycling is important.
Speaker 13: I get that.
Speaker 9: But what can we say to him that will resonate
Speaker 9: more than whatever it is he's seeing on social media.
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, soul brother, thank you for calling.
Speaker 2: Let me give you your number one. All you have
Speaker 2: to do with this little boy in this shouts, coordinate
Speaker 2: with another parent down the street and ask them can
Speaker 2: they bring their daughter to the house, and then have
Speaker 2: the daughter just politely say I don't like boys who smell,
Speaker 2: and I would never date the boy who smell. That
Speaker 2: case is over. The best thing I did in my
Speaker 2: boy's camp one year was the boys were talking about man,
Speaker 2: mister Harvey, that's old school. Don't nobody open doors pull
Speaker 2: our chairs no more. We don't do it like that.
Speaker 2: We don't walk. We walk with um. So what different
Speaker 2: side and side where you walking on? I had some
Speaker 2: young girls who are visiting my daughters. I had to
Speaker 2: young girls come down to the camp one night and
Speaker 2: I bought them up on stage and all one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty of them boys set up in their chair
Speaker 2: because they were a teenage girl, and they were gorgeous
Speaker 2: little girls, and they were going around the room, and
Speaker 2: I was just asking them questions without embarrassing any boys.
Speaker 2: Do you like boys who wear their hair like this?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 2: Do you like boys who sagging where they passed like this?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 2: And I went down line with a couple of questions.
Speaker 2: Do you know the next day that barber shop was
Speaker 2: full Dimbler boys in there getting haircuts. Thembler boys is
Speaker 2: in there as you see, nobody sagging because the little
Speaker 2: girls was on the other side of the ranch doing
Speaker 2: some other things. And there now and then I'd go
Speaker 2: get my pliers and put them on the plaza, just
Speaker 2: drive them through the camp. You know, they stayed on
Speaker 2: the truck with me because they were a teenage girl.
Speaker 2: I don't put them in the situation for three them
Speaker 2: boys like that before they pants up. That barber shop
Speaker 2: was full of boys getting haircuts. All you got to
Speaker 2: do is introduce that. Now. Second, here's the other thing
Speaker 2: you do. But you're not finna do it. You're not
Speaker 2: finna not flush this damn to come on you much,
Speaker 2: your damn jaw cracked. And here you ain't flushing tailet.
Speaker 2: I don't give a damn what's happening in the environment.
Speaker 2: You're not finna mess up this environment trying to say
Speaker 2: that damn environment outside. Now, don't flush another thought toilet
Speaker 2: in here, and watch what happened in your throat, because
Speaker 2: I'm gonna sucker punch your ass dead and your damn thoat. God,
Speaker 2: you gotta add a little bit of blackness to your child. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you ain't here leaving doors open, standing there with refrigerator
Speaker 2: over it. You ain't bought nothing in there. Shut that
Speaker 2: damn dough all this here right here now, you ain't
Speaker 2: got to do that. All this respect to see respect
Speaker 2: begets respect. I respect your wisher. You want to save
Speaker 2: the planet, but you're gonna respect the rules up in here. Now.
Speaker 2: Your ass ain't working. You're down here, riding your funky
Speaker 2: ass round in here, running up and down this football field,
Speaker 2: kicking this ball, and you're not going to bring your
Speaker 2: little stink of ass in here. You ain't eating a
Speaker 2: damn thing to you, babe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that worked, all right, thank you? All right? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do have another one.
Speaker 2: We'll yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: That's good advice, though.
Speaker 2: George right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a teenage boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that's why he wrote you, because.
Speaker 1: Wow, he's on social media. So George, you heard Steve.
Speaker 2: That's what you do. Go boys think though, God no not. Plus,
Speaker 2: I got to say, you better save your save your ass.
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Speaker 9: Authorities in Philadelphia say some station crooks took about thirty
Speaker 9: thousand dollars worth of crabs from a truck outside of Walmart.
Speaker 9: According to multiple news outlets, the thieves arrived in four
Speaker 9: separate cars, assaulted to delivery truck driver, leaving him injured,
Speaker 9: and took the boxes of Grandpa Harvey's crabs.
Speaker 1: And just a few weeks prior, more.
Speaker 9: Thieves stole twelve thousand dollars worth of pork and another
Speaker 9: cargo heights of a shipment of bourbon.
Speaker 1: Wow, they're just stealing hunts liquor.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you something. Stealing stealing crabs in a
Speaker 2: small booth.
Speaker 1: Why you say that's set.
Speaker 2: You gotta have a buyer for them. Cram that night immediately. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I ain't think about that. Yeah, these thieves don't have
Speaker 2: a cold storage facilities. They got that damn lock it
Speaker 2: down there at the U haul storage placed. You set
Speaker 2: them prams in there and come back to mark you something. Yeah, see,
Speaker 2: don't think stuff out. Man's certain stuff you don't need
Speaker 2: to steal.
Speaker 1: Right, crab crabs, pork and liquor.
Speaker 2: Bourbon, bourbon. You can get your hair on bourbon and cigarette.
Speaker 2: That's what you want to seed.
Speaker 3: A lesson.
Speaker 2: You don't want a memorial game? What steal? All right?
Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty three minutes?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, tell us their I don't need to go
Speaker 2: to jail without nothing but nothing.
Speaker 1: Would you rather coming up with some purpose? You're listening.
Speaker 5: Morning show.
Speaker 1: It's time out for a round of would you rather?
Speaker 9: Would you rather have disappointing sex for a full year,
Speaker 9: disappointing sex for a whole year?
Speaker 1: Or would you rather have great sex only for one night?
Speaker 2: Give me that it's a point yeah long?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah you can tell me.
Speaker 2: I don't really I really mind. Did disappointed? It's bad
Speaker 2: as good sometimes Yeah, I can like the reason that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: can get better. You know you went to work. I
Speaker 2: know I got it so we'll work. We'll work on
Speaker 2: it again tomorrow.
Speaker 9: Would you rather a nose that never stops growing or
Speaker 9: ears that never stopped growing?
Speaker 2: Can we add one to that? What you have no
Speaker 2: never stopped growing year? Or a headline that never stopped from.
Speaker 1: That's not in here?
Speaker 2: Or God, I was just asking it for you.
Speaker 1: Why what in the world I know, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: flip it. Don't try what we all know aead which one?
Speaker 8: Well, I guess I'm gonna have to go with hairline that's.
Speaker 2: Not in here?
Speaker 1: All right, We're moving on.
Speaker 9: If you were single and had a one night stand,
Speaker 9: would you rather your date stay the night and make
Speaker 9: breakfast the next morning or would you huh? Or would
Speaker 9: you date catching uber home before sunrise your car?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, before sunrise, before sunrise. They've got to lead at
Speaker 1: night long. Well, you don't really like this person, No,
Speaker 1: it's a one night.
Speaker 2: Breakfast and we not be cause you not to look
Speaker 2: the same way. You know you was in the platform hill,
Speaker 2: you know, and that makeup on. We had the blue
Speaker 2: lights in that club. Everything was ticket in the morning,
Speaker 2: lash hall one hour lash you know, on the pillow cakes.
Speaker 2: Don't know. I don't need to see it so.
Speaker 1: The Uber at night okay or Sunrise y.
Speaker 2: Uber? Then I got to download that out but I
Speaker 2: ain't got no Uber. So you know that we know that.
Speaker 2: I call you now I get out of here.
Speaker 21: Ought to be an uber dog, all right? So no
Speaker 21: one night stands for you guys for sure.
Speaker 1: Sunrise that's today's rounded, would you rather?
Speaker 2: Guys?
Speaker 9: Coming up in forty nine minutes after our last breakup
Speaker 9: the day, and we'll close.
Speaker 1: Out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 5: Morning show?
Speaker 1: All right, guys, Here we are last break of the
Speaker 1: day on this Thursday. This is a fast week, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is going by pretty really fast. All right, Steve.
Speaker 9: Before we get out of here, we have another question
Speaker 9: for you. CJ needs some advice.
Speaker 1: He says. My pops needs some dating help.
Speaker 9: My mom passed away a couple of years ago, and
Speaker 9: I can tell my dad is feeling lost and alone.
Speaker 9: I try to hang out with him when I can,
Speaker 9: but I can also tell that companionship from his son
Speaker 9: isn't exactly what he needs. I have no idea what
Speaker 9: the best way is for a guy who's pushing sixty
Speaker 9: to find someone new and spend time with or even
Speaker 9: how dating works when you're that old. Any tips on
Speaker 9: where he can go to find a woman his age
Speaker 9: or should he be doing online dating?
Speaker 2: That's question was damn.
Speaker 1: Sixteen?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, Oh what's the letter guy's name? What's his
Speaker 2: name is?
Speaker 5: CJ?
Speaker 2: Well, CJ, I appreciate you letting me know that it's
Speaker 2: over for me, that I'm old and beyond it sounds like.
Speaker 2: But anyway, though, CJ, here's the deal, man, Uh, you
Speaker 2: got a couple of things. Probably Number one, your dad misses.
Speaker 2: Your mom grief is a part of this. Number two, Uh,
Speaker 2: they probably had a great relationship, and he just he
Speaker 2: just don't know where to start. He is going to
Speaker 2: figure it out. The sixty year old single man has
Speaker 2: more than enough options, more than enough options, because it
Speaker 2: is enough women out here that would be glad to
Speaker 2: help him through his his dog times and and and
Speaker 2: help him move on through life. He's got to get
Speaker 2: out a little bit, but he don't have to go far.
Speaker 2: Online dating is available if he's up to it, you know,
Speaker 2: but he got places he can go and meet women
Speaker 2: that ain't a problem. You can go down to that church,
Speaker 2: you can go down there to it's just a lot
Speaker 2: of places. But he's got to get a little bit
Speaker 2: of a social life going on, you know, go down
Speaker 2: there and make some things happen. Now, it's hard for
Speaker 2: me to tell him where to start. He would be
Speaker 2: so easy for a famous person to get back out there,
Speaker 2: But I'm talking about the average guys. What I'm trying
Speaker 2: to think of. What would I do? Churches? It's a
Speaker 2: lot of women down there out a good women conferences. Women,
Speaker 2: you know, women exposed and stuff. You know, go on
Speaker 2: down there, get you a room. Uh, you gotta have
Speaker 2: to travel. Yeah, just get a room down there. You
Speaker 2: ain't got a.
Speaker 1: Register for the conference, and walk around to the lobby.
Speaker 2: All you gotta do is walk through that lobby and
Speaker 2: get out there on that resort. Dress nice, walk through
Speaker 2: there and ask well, then just stop, excuse me, what's
Speaker 2: what's going on this week? Oh? This is a women's conference.
Speaker 2: You didn't know that. No, I was coming down here,
Speaker 2: you know, my wife passed, uh and I was just
Speaker 2: getting away, you know, trying to get back out here
Speaker 2: in the social time. Right. Came down here and I'm
Speaker 2: just trying to That's why I didn't know. But it
Speaker 2: looks like a lot of lovely people down here. Congratulations
Speaker 2: and oh, by the way, excuse me, I didn't I
Speaker 2: didn't get your name.
Speaker 1: M conversation, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: And I think that he's sixty. He's from that generation
Speaker 2: where he still know how to talk to people.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these your cats, they ain't got no conversation. So
Speaker 2: what I just do like a re enactment? Sureley, call
Speaker 2: anybody you could. I'm walking through the resort, y'all at
Speaker 2: a women's conference. You're all single, and I stop you
Speaker 2: and I say, excuse me, excuse me, miss, I'm sorry
Speaker 2: to bother you. I noticed a lot of people down here.
Speaker 2: Do you know what's going on this week?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we do. It's a women's empowerment conference.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you here for the conference? I am, yes,
Speaker 2: I am? Wow wow. So so it's about it's about empowerment.
Speaker 2: Is a conference?
Speaker 9: Uh huh Yeah, it's about empowerment. Women entrepreneurs are getting
Speaker 9: together all.
Speaker 5: Of that, and you know, just to show.
Speaker 1: You know, our power and strength and to uplift other
Speaker 1: women things like that.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well I'm mad. This is all right. I
Speaker 2: came down here. I didn't know. I was just checking
Speaker 2: into a hotel because my wife passed over a year
Speaker 2: going out.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to hear that.
Speaker 1: Are you all right?
Speaker 2: It was sudden? Well, you know, I'm trying to be
Speaker 2: I'm trying to be all about you know what. I
Speaker 2: just came out to get some time a win out.
Speaker 2: I didn't know they were having a conference at this hotel,
Speaker 2: you know. I wish you all the best though, and
Speaker 2: good luck with them.
Speaker 5: Well you're not leaving, are you?
Speaker 1: Are you going to stay?
Speaker 2: No, I'm here for a few days. When does the
Speaker 2: conference end.
Speaker 1: Well, the conference ends on Sunday.
Speaker 2: Sunday.
Speaker 1: Sunday.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm here the Monday, so Thursday. I'll be around
Speaker 2: here on Friday. Okay, Well we.
Speaker 9: Have some free time on Saturday evening if you want
Speaker 9: to hang out or something, you know, have dinner or
Speaker 9: something like that.
Speaker 2: Oh your as fast. I don't say that out loud,
Speaker 2: but I say thirsty. Oh, this little thirsty thing right here.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure didn't you have a friend.
Speaker 2: No, but your wife is dying, though he'll probably be
Speaker 2: here that year for the company, you know. No, No,
Speaker 2: I was saying she ain't, but it sounded like that
Speaker 2: you know, because said she ain't looking good. But I
Speaker 2: cut it off in it but she ain't looking good.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking any day now, you know. Well, let's got
Speaker 2: a happy hour, all right, I me being on there. Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call him. He'll probably come down here because
Speaker 2: she in the hospital.
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