Speaker 1: It's Friday. You found our podcast. We're so glad you're here.
Speaker 1: And today is so amazing because it's Jeffrey's song of
Speaker 1: the week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, the best parody that you'll hear well,
Speaker 2: at least today.
Speaker 1: All right, it's coming up right here in this podcast.
Speaker 3: Alexis.
Speaker 4: Remember when you volunteered to baby sit for Brooks dog
Speaker 4: for a weekend. Yeah, and instead she forced you to
Speaker 4: clean her entire house top to bottom.
Speaker 1: She did such a good job.
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: What would you say was the number one piece of
Speaker 4: clutter in Brooks house? Is it discarded candy wrappers or
Speaker 4: random pieces of driftwood that Brook collects and adds googly
Speaker 4: eyes to and then tries to pass it off as
Speaker 4: art to the local senior center.
Speaker 5: What for the wine bottles are we not going to
Speaker 5: talk about?
Speaker 4: I asked, because Google Trends just came out with a
Speaker 4: list of which items get the most searches for how
Speaker 4: to properly dispose of them, and they broke it down
Speaker 4: by state, So of course you get a lot of
Speaker 4: the typical stuff like and cans, and a lot of
Speaker 4: the states recycling.
Speaker 1: I was thinking okay, like bodies broke active material.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of people want to know how to
Speaker 4: dispose of batteries and outdated tech like old TV remotes
Speaker 4: and phones. But then there were states with the weirder,
Speaker 4: more specific searches.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do we got to.
Speaker 4: Like people in Ohio and Vermont want to know how
Speaker 4: to properly recycle wrapping paper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to get the craft paper, which is
Speaker 2: it's not as pretty, but it's just like it looks
Speaker 2: like a paper bag.
Speaker 3: Gott's put it in the fire.
Speaker 4: In Nevada, Christmas trees. They don't know how to get
Speaker 4: rid of the Christmas trees.
Speaker 1: Well, my homestate, you just burn them.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Fire.
Speaker 4: In Colorado, the top search was how to dispose of paint.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a hard one.
Speaker 3: I want to over the neighbor's fence. Yeah, whatever you
Speaker 3: want to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, as long as it's got leaden.
Speaker 4: For Tennessee, it's plastic bags. Oh man, don't dispose of those.
Speaker 4: You tie them up and you put them underneath your
Speaker 4: sink for like years and years, you.
Speaker 7: Yourself, Yeah, but you never do.
Speaker 4: For Florida, it's red solo cups, which totally makes sense
Speaker 4: now let's bring breakers over. Those beaches are crowded with
Speaker 4: them the ocean.
Speaker 1: That was a joke Jo.
Speaker 4: For Louisiana, also on brand Marty Gras.
Speaker 1: Beads, Yeah, oh those are just a waste.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And for Indiana because of recent events, it's eclipse glasses.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because that was like right through the path
Speaker 4: of totality, went right through Indianapolis.
Speaker 1: I just threw away ours.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because I'm like, I'm not saving these till
Speaker 2: twenty forty four.
Speaker 7: There's gonna be some sea turtles.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 9: With sunglasses, I can't see anything.
Speaker 1: My mom did want me to save them. She's like,
Speaker 1: well they'll be useful again. I'm like two hundred years.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: It explains the clutter in your house.
Speaker 4: And for our show, the number one items to recycle
Speaker 4: is dog shock collars. We've burned through these babies every
Speaker 4: single day. We're gonna do it one more time when
Speaker 4: we send it over to digital. Jake, let's go, Jake, grab.
Speaker 8: Your boomerangs and prepare to get squeezed tighter than Chris
Speaker 8: Hemsworth curling a koala. Because it's National Hug and Australian Day.
Speaker 8: It's where we show our love to our vegemite loving
Speaker 8: friends from down on Down Day. If you've never been there,
Speaker 8: you may not realize a lot of places in Australia
Speaker 8: have strange or quirky sounding names, either based on the
Speaker 8: Aboriginal language, or it could be because they drink a
Speaker 8: lot and you never really know what they're saying. That's
Speaker 8: why today I'll give you the name of a place
Speaker 8: in Australia and you have to tell me if it's
Speaker 8: real or made up. In a special Assie edition of Lentilente.
Speaker 8: We'll start with the woman who can do a perfect
Speaker 8: Australian accent. That's Alexis. Alexis. Give us an example. Yeah,
Speaker 8: like I said, perfect Alexis. Your place could be real
Speaker 8: or made up. It's called Frog's breath Fall. Oh is
Speaker 8: that a real Australian place? And we make that up?
Speaker 8: Frogs breath Fall?
Speaker 5: And I have to say, first of all, my college
Speaker 5: roommate was from hopefully not spoiler, a place called Gimby.
Speaker 3: Everyone has a hitch in their walk from.
Speaker 8: There, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: She got teaser whole time, so I could see someone
Speaker 1: being from here. I'm gonna say it's real.
Speaker 8: Jake Alexis says, Frog's Breath Falls is real.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 8: We made that one up. Alexis is out shipped off
Speaker 8: to Gimby with your friends. Bok, it's your turn.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 8: Your town is called Woo lou Muloo. Is that a
Speaker 8: real Australian place? Did we make that up? I can
Speaker 8: spell it for you if you'd like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want it spelled w.
Speaker 8: O O l o o m o o l o oo.
Speaker 1: Can I add that to the top.
Speaker 4: Of my vacation or your next baby name?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love it.
Speaker 8: It has to be real, brook says Woo Lou Muloo
Speaker 8: is a real place. It is. Come on, it's a
Speaker 8: real place. That's a suburb of Sydney. Brooks still in it, Jose.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna need you to brace yourself for this town. Jose.
Speaker 8: Your Australian place could be realer fake. It's doo Dooo town,
Speaker 8: the real Australian place that we.
Speaker 4: Make that up.
Speaker 2: My kids are gonna love hearing if this is a
Speaker 2: real place lives better.
Speaker 9: It reminds me of when I watched the Phillies playing
Speaker 9: the Pittsburgh Pirates. Yeah zero zero and it said poop
Speaker 9: on the screen.
Speaker 7: It was so bunny.
Speaker 9: So just because it's been in my life, I guess
Speaker 9: I'm gonna say this is real.
Speaker 8: Jose says Doodoo Town is real. It is. Come on, yeah,
Speaker 8: that's real. That's a coastal village in Tasmania. Yeah, Jeffrey,
Speaker 8: were over.
Speaker 1: To you the great rivalry of Do Town versus wool.
Speaker 8: Jeffrey, your location is Whoop whoop Wasteland.
Speaker 1: To raise the roof to this.
Speaker 4: Stuck in the eighties and nineties in this town Australia.
Speaker 4: I mean with if Wooloo Malou and Doo Dooo Town
Speaker 4: are real.
Speaker 9: There's nothing that can.
Speaker 1: Fronz bread out so normal. I heard your guys, I
Speaker 1: would have said it.
Speaker 3: Was tell me woop woop Wasteland is real.
Speaker 8: Jeff said, Whoop woop, Wasteland's real. It is.
Speaker 1: They would never put Wasteland on.
Speaker 3: Paradise Australia.
Speaker 8: All Wasteland Brook your location Sizzling Sausage Springs.
Speaker 7: Why are we so hungry?
Speaker 8: Cousin the cousins making bays Sizzling sausage Springs real or
Speaker 8: made up a freaking candyland.
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm hungry. I'm gonna go it's fake though, Jake said.
Speaker 8: Fake it is, yes, Jose, Jose, we're up a sudden death.
Speaker 8: Now you get this right, you win, you get it wrong,
Speaker 8: and Brook wins. Your location is Humpty dew a real
Speaker 8: Australian placer.
Speaker 9: Did we make it ups the homeland?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna say real on the backside of Buggery Mountain.
Speaker 8: Jose says, Humpty do is real?
Speaker 10: That is.
Speaker 8: That's real. It's in the Northern Territory. Jose wins today's
Speaker 8: edition of.
Speaker 4: All Right, mate, Jose gets it right, so he gets
Speaker 4: to choose who gets shocked and they're gonna be singing
Speaker 4: down Under by men at work.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I feel like I want to give it
Speaker 9: to Alexis because her friend lives there. I feel like
Speaker 9: she should have known every city and.
Speaker 1: There clearly was a terrible tour guy. Do you come
Speaker 1: from a land down Under where what? I couldn't remember
Speaker 1: that one? I think you're gonna be banned from ye
Speaker 1: put you in.
Speaker 3: Doo town after that one.
Speaker 4: That's your shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 10: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: This justin.
Speaker 4: A Belgian man who was suspected of ving under the
Speaker 4: influence just got acquitted for the most unusual defense you've
Speaker 4: ever heard. It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning. Three separate
Speaker 4: doctors confirmed the reason that he was intoxicated, Yeah, was
Speaker 4: because he has ABS.
Speaker 3: Auto brewery syndrome.
Speaker 2: Wait.
Speaker 4: What, it's a rare condition where your body takes in
Speaker 4: carbs and naturally produces alcohol.
Speaker 1: Shot.
Speaker 2: His body can turn water into wine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you know much money?
Speaker 4: I would say, And he had two sandwiches that day,
Speaker 4: no beers, and proceeded to drive home and his body
Speaker 4: turned the sandwiches into booze and made him drunk.
Speaker 1: Wait, so he still gets drunk. That's not cool, not
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So now, unfortunately for him, the court case lasted
Speaker 4: much longer than it ever should have because he actually
Speaker 4: works at a brewery. Oh no, So all the jurors
Speaker 4: were like, really, it works had a brewery and he
Speaker 4: wasn't just completely hammered, Yes, but no, it was ABS.
Speaker 4: ABS is a real thing, and it affects five people
Speaker 4: out of every million in the world.
Speaker 8: Can you imagine getting.
Speaker 7: Pulled over and be like you're slurring?
Speaker 8: Are you okay?
Speaker 9: And you're like, I'm sure, like four crackers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, doctors think it's severely undiagnosed.
Speaker 3: There could be a lot more people than have this.
Speaker 1: Does that explain my behavior?
Speaker 4: Or it's why Alexis is always the most trash person
Speaker 4: at every wedding that we go to.
Speaker 1: Exactly because you're not doing your low carved diet clad cakes.
Speaker 3: Turned into seafood vodka.
Speaker 1: Time's get to.
Speaker 4: All things have an explanation, including Laser Stories, which is
Speaker 4: coming up right after this. It's the radio segment that
Speaker 4: just launched a new cell phone company with Robert de
Speaker 4: Niro called You Talking to Me? In their new ad campaign.
Speaker 4: Tonio gets in a screaming match with the can you
Speaker 4: hear me now?
Speaker 6: Guys?
Speaker 2: I like it? I like it?
Speaker 4: Can you hear me now?
Speaker 7: You talking to me?
Speaker 8: Can you hear me now? You talking to me?
Speaker 9: Back and forth?
Speaker 4: Does it even matter anymore? Can't we all just get
Speaker 4: along and read laser stories the second where we're talking
Speaker 4: about the weird news stories around the globe, just like
Speaker 4: everyone else does, except we have a laser and those
Speaker 4: other mint Mobi dopes just don't. This first laser story
Speaker 4: is out of Lawrence County, Indiana. Thirty four year old
Speaker 4: Sarah Harris was having a very bad day maybe for
Speaker 4: a little different than the typical bad day reasons people have. Okay,
Speaker 4: you see, for Sarah, her dealer gave her an inferior
Speaker 4: batch of methamthetamine.
Speaker 1: A total bumm, so hard to fight a good dealer.
Speaker 4: So Sarah did what anyone would do in that frustrating situation.
Speaker 4: She called the cops.
Speaker 1: But I thought she was just gonna write a YELP review.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she dialed nine and let them know that she
Speaker 4: wanted to turn the person in who supplied her with
Speaker 4: the tainted drugs.
Speaker 3: So how did the police respond?
Speaker 4: They assured her they would get to the bottom of this,
Speaker 4: that they would and promptly send a unit out to
Speaker 4: her house. That's when she told officers that she and
Speaker 4: a friend had enjoyed a normal bowl of myth earlier
Speaker 4: that year, and that's how she knew that there was
Speaker 4: something wrong with this new stuff.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, I know the bowl is not a bowl,
Speaker 2: but I did picture a big salad of meth and
Speaker 2: then spooning it.
Speaker 4: Into their mouth each other. And when police showed up,
Speaker 4: she demanded that they test the sample and handed a
Speaker 4: small baggy right to the cops.
Speaker 9: She's like, this is going to go.
Speaker 4: Well, you're not going to believe this, but Sarah was
Speaker 4: arrested and charged with a level six felony of possessing myth.
Speaker 1: There's even Karen's and myths.
Speaker 4: Possibly seen that coming. Let's go to your next laser story.
Speaker 4: Out of tech trends, I guess guard dogs are pretty
Speaker 4: much obsolete now because this is even more terrifying. The
Speaker 4: latest tech product for purchase right here in America that's
Speaker 4: going viral is robot dogs with flame throwers attached to
Speaker 4: their heads. Oh yes, what could possibly.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, right now, it's more terrifying in the
Speaker 2: photo than you can even imagine.
Speaker 4: The company called throw Flame is selling one called the
Speaker 4: Therminator for nine four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: I thought they for sure they would call it like
Speaker 1: a cuddly name like Teddy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a real thing and you can operate
Speaker 4: it over Wi Fi or Bluetooth with a remote control
Speaker 4: and it can shoot flames up to thirty feet in
Speaker 4: the air.
Speaker 9: Imagine being in a dog park and being like, oh,
Speaker 9: does he bite and it's like, no, he flamethrower.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If you watch the ad and we will have it
Speaker 3: up on our Insta.
Speaker 4: Stories that broke into it looks like a guard dog,
Speaker 4: but the company never mentions it in its write ups. Instead,
Speaker 4: it just lists different things that this is perfect for,
Speaker 4: which include controlled burns, but your dead leaves if you
Speaker 4: want to get rid of why can't you do this?
Speaker 4: Ice and snow removal, go on god.
Speaker 7: To the driveway.
Speaker 1: Hey honey, get the throat.
Speaker 9: Frost.
Speaker 7: But the car's on fire now.
Speaker 4: It's also good for clearing weeds, pyrotechnic.
Speaker 3: Or entertainment, and pest removal.
Speaker 1: I know it's good for life removal.
Speaker 4: Doesn't mention if the pest is walking on two feet
Speaker 4: or four of the many people online cannot believe that
Speaker 4: this is legal, but surprisingly the company says they're absolutely
Speaker 4: one hundred percent legal in all fifty states. You just
Speaker 4: need a special permit if you're in California or Maryland to.
Speaker 3: Get a flamethrower legally flamethrowing dog.
Speaker 5: It's no.
Speaker 1: You could have a flamethrower as well. You should not, you,
Speaker 1: out of all people, should not own one.
Speaker 7: I want to turn the volume down of my headphones
Speaker 7: to the flamethrower.
Speaker 4: Yeah, take them to Obedian school. I'm sure it'll be fine.
Speaker 4: This next laser story is out of Snack headquarters. Yea,
Speaker 4: Nobisco announced a new flavor of Oreo coming out next month,
Speaker 4: as they have every month for the last ninety eight
Speaker 4: straight months.
Speaker 2: But I did just see the churl one in the
Speaker 2: store that we talked about a while ago.
Speaker 1: I thought about it.
Speaker 4: That was the last month snack. Well, this one is
Speaker 4: a little bit different because ladies and gentlemen, I give
Speaker 4: you sour Patch Kids flavored Oreos.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my kids would be all over this.
Speaker 1: So they are the disgusting humans that go to the
Speaker 1: yogurt shop and get chocolate yogurt covered in.
Speaker 4: Yes, they're known for overdoing it on the Oreo flavors,
Speaker 4: but this might be their weirdest one yet.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The whole thing actually started as a big joke back
Speaker 4: in twenty twenty two when Sour Patch Kids tweeted a
Speaker 4: doctored photo of exactly what they're selling now, and they
Speaker 4: tagged Oreo in it and said, what if we actually
Speaker 4: made these? That would be fun.
Speaker 1: I mean there's such natural colors. It looks like they
Speaker 1: come in red and orange and yea, jelly they.
Speaker 9: Were sour, I would think they look delicious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, there's the bright colors sour, and apparently Nabisco
Speaker 4: just ran with this idea. They just released a statement saying,
Speaker 4: the Oreo brand is always looking for playful ways to
Speaker 4: excite our fans, and what better and more unexpected way
Speaker 4: to do that than make super sour filling.
Speaker 1: They'd be so good on like a mud pie with
Speaker 1: a pudding and then the gummy worms on top.
Speaker 4: No, I mean it, sour cookies just there's something wrong
Speaker 4: with that.
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 4: We haven't those, but if you're interested, you could pre
Speaker 4: order them on the Oreo website and they hit stores
Speaker 4: nationwide on May sixth. They're going to be a limited
Speaker 4: edition thing. So even they realize there is no way
Speaker 4: anybody wants these around long term.
Speaker 9: I just want Sour Patch to do chocolate, little guys,
Speaker 9: the Sweet Patch chocolate.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, the other where out this is Oreo's business.
Speaker 4: Back off. This next laser story is out of social
Speaker 4: cues and tipping news. The people who aren't frustrated by
Speaker 4: the tipping epidemic would argue that it's not required, or
Speaker 4: it's just a couple of bucks here and there, what's
Speaker 4: the big deal?
Speaker 3: But it does add up.
Speaker 4: New research claims the average American spends an estimated four
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty four dollars a year tipping more than
Speaker 4: they'd like to do.
Speaker 9: Nobody get in my gosh, you know what, it's true.
Speaker 4: Twenty six percent of people say they're always or often
Speaker 4: put on the spot and get guilted into tipping extra.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I want to be clear. This is not the conventional
Speaker 4: fifteen to twenty percent tipping out restaurants and specialized services.
Speaker 4: It's the he's an optional tipping that shows up on
Speaker 4: credit card screens and digital payment apps that's like, do
Speaker 4: you want to tip twenty five, thirty or thirty five percent?
Speaker 1: And you're like, I may self check out.
Speaker 9: I understand I'm not the concession of a movie theater.
Speaker 4: Anyway. The four hundred fifty four dollars a year breaks
Speaker 4: down to an extra thirty eight bucks extra per month.
Speaker 4: One guy online said, if he goes to the counter
Speaker 4: to pick up a sandwich at his local deli and
Speaker 4: they flip the screen so we can tip, he just
Speaker 4: flips it right back.
Speaker 9: Oh really, that's okay.
Speaker 4: They don't even do anything.
Speaker 1: Someone's not getting something good in their sandwich. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you that right now.
Speaker 4: It sounds like there's a group of people who are
Speaker 4: totally fed up with it, and you could put this
Speaker 4: guy right into that category. He refuses to pay extra
Speaker 4: money for any service given unless you hand him a
Speaker 4: let as sleep and rub his bell, then he's paying.
Speaker 3: You an extra forty percent.
Speaker 1: So simple.
Speaker 4: He's a generous little guy. And that sound means Laser
Speaker 4: Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll
Speaker 4: do it again the same time.
Speaker 10: On Monday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't it be amazing to have a bunch of extra
Speaker 4: income while doing basically zero work? Yeah, jeff hold on.
Speaker 9: If anybody says no to that, please stop listening.
Speaker 1: I know I've always wanted to be reborn.
Speaker 2: I mean, I love you mom and dad, but could
Speaker 2: I be reborn into one of those really wealthy families.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not even talking about being a US congressman.
Speaker 9: Take that, Kansas Senator Roger Marshall.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've been beating so hard online in that Senator.
Speaker 4: But there's a new side hustle trend that's been taken
Speaker 4: off lately, and people are bringing in almost six figures
Speaker 4: a year doing something that only takes you a couple
Speaker 4: minutes a day, start making more on the.
Speaker 7: Side hustle than most people make on the rink.
Speaker 4: Yeah, ye hundred, you'll have to get out of bed
Speaker 4: in order to do it. We're gonna tell you what
Speaker 4: it is and then maybe all quit our jobs coming up.
Speaker 4: Doesn't it feel like everybody has a side hustle going
Speaker 4: on these days? Brook and Jeffrey the Morning, whether it's
Speaker 4: crypto mining or dog sitting. Even the people on this
Speaker 4: show have side gigs. Jose does his video game Cry
Speaker 4: on demand stream. Jose Alexis sells her use socks and
Speaker 4: footpicks to disgrace to European royals.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to name any names.
Speaker 4: She don't, and Brook has her conglomerate of tax free
Speaker 4: offshore orphanages that she runs.
Speaker 1: Only with the best personnel, of course, obviously.
Speaker 4: But in the news today there's a report about a
Speaker 4: new type of side hustle that's helping people make bank
Speaker 4: and it's pretty crazy where they resell restaurant reservations online.
Speaker 9: I've heard about this.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's insane how much money you can
Speaker 4: make doing it to resell them.
Speaker 1: I was just like, forget to cancel them and don't
Speaker 1: show up. I should have been turning a dime.
Speaker 4: Yes, because there's all these apps and websites now that
Speaker 4: allow people to go book dinner reservations online, which is great,
Speaker 4: that's super convenient, Yeah, for sure, but it makes it
Speaker 4: super hard for the average person to find any openings
Speaker 4: at the places that they want to eat.
Speaker 1: Alexi.
Speaker 2: I know, we were just looking for Alexis because she's
Speaker 2: hosting your mom for Mother's Day for a brunch.
Speaker 4: Everything's book every day in the cracker barrel that she loves.
Speaker 8: Last year.
Speaker 3: But to do so, people are.
Speaker 4: Taking advantage of this by nabbing up reservations and then
Speaker 4: selling them online.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, where do you go to? Bayo?
Speaker 4: Well, there's one guy named alex Eisler. He's a college sophomore.
Speaker 4: He regularly uses multiple phone numbers and emails to book
Speaker 4: as many dinner reservations as possible at famous New York restaurants.
Speaker 8: Yeah, okayly for like really, you know.
Speaker 1: Does he like put them on Facebook, Marketplace or something.
Speaker 4: There's actual sites that are like completely dedicated to finding
Speaker 4: last minute reservation so we can list them for ridiculous
Speaker 4: prices and people will actually pay like how much? Like
Speaker 4: he says he sold the table during the lunch rush
Speaker 4: at a restaurant in New York for eight hundred and
Speaker 4: fifty five dollars.
Speaker 1: And that is not the food.
Speaker 4: That's just just to get the table real estate, and
Speaker 4: in a dinner reservation at a fancy Italian spot for
Speaker 4: one thousand, five hundred dollars.
Speaker 9: My gosh, I didn't know his numbers like that.
Speaker 1: I would, I would, you would.
Speaker 3: If you need to impress somebody, this would be.
Speaker 9: That scenario where it's like, look, I'll just puty an
Speaker 9: extra couple hundred bucks.
Speaker 7: I'll get it's the nicest steak house.
Speaker 4: Now we can only get salads once we get there
Speaker 4: because it costs me. You're going to get the table.
Speaker 4: But it's still pretty impressive.
Speaker 2: Couldn't you just show up and slip the like hostess
Speaker 2: five hundred bucks, save yourself half and still get a spot.
Speaker 4: That wouldn't work if they already of the table book.
Speaker 4: Guess how much money that guy made last year just
Speaker 4: from selling table reservations alone. It's six figures eighty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: That's five figures.
Speaker 3: Jeff one two three four.
Speaker 4: Okay, you know what, I'm not good enough at math.
Speaker 4: That's why I'm not selling these. I really should, but
Speaker 4: it only takes him a couple minutes a day, so
Speaker 4: pull that off.
Speaker 1: That is crazy. Yeah, I want to get in on
Speaker 1: it is that bad?
Speaker 3: Who should?
Speaker 4: He even has a go to celebrity client tell list
Speaker 4: where he can sell reservations to like NBA players who
Speaker 4: are just in town for a night. Is real or
Speaker 4: something that actors and celebs.
Speaker 1: They can't just call the restaurant and get in.
Speaker 2: They also have to pay these third parties scalpers usually do.
Speaker 4: And this is eighty grand a year doing basically no work.
Speaker 1: That is nuts.
Speaker 4: It's nuts, But it's definitely not the weirdest side hustle
Speaker 4: that's out there. Because we found a list of the
Speaker 4: strangest ways people are making extra money. Here's some of
Speaker 4: the craziest ones. Part time goose chaser you.
Speaker 1: No, oh, I have a fear of them. I would
Speaker 1: pay someone to scare them life.
Speaker 3: I mean, because.
Speaker 4: Apparently big construction sites on certain highways and airports will
Speaker 4: hire people to chase away birds, mainly the geese, so
Speaker 4: that they don't interfere with what's going on there. And
Speaker 4: a lot of the goose chasers have a dog who
Speaker 4: helps them but you make an average of forty two
Speaker 4: dollars an hour, and the highest earning goosers bring home
Speaker 4: one hundred and fourteen thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 1: It takes more than an hour. It was just covered
Speaker 1: in goose poop at the end of the day. But
Speaker 1: man worth it.
Speaker 7: One of the qualifications to be silly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta wildly shake your arms.
Speaker 4: Another side hustle you could consider is a fake juror,
Speaker 4: like jury duty, but the fake type why fail law.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 4: Law firms will sometimes do mock trials help them prepare
Speaker 4: for a case so they could practice with their client,
Speaker 4: and they need real people to be pretend jurors. So
Speaker 4: if you do that, you can make anywhere from five
Speaker 4: to two hundred bucks per fake trials.
Speaker 1: Jose would still show up and try to get out
Speaker 1: of jury duty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the witnesses I got to get I'm prejudiced
Speaker 4: against the client.
Speaker 1: No, man, you're getting paid for this.
Speaker 4: You could also be a professional hair seller. That's pretty
Speaker 4: straightforward because you sell a foot of your hair and
Speaker 4: make own yeah hopefully, and make anywhere from one hundred
Speaker 4: to one thousand dollars depending on the quality of your hair.
Speaker 4: One catches. It has to be undied, so sorry, Alexis, Yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Look you look kind of like a jerk if you
Speaker 1: don't donate.
Speaker 4: To We're talking about some of the weirdest and most
Speaker 4: lucrative side hustles people are doing. There's also the opportunity
Speaker 4: to be a neighborhood pooper scooper.
Speaker 7: It sounds terrible, it sounds bad, that's useful.
Speaker 4: Apparently a lot of rich people just refuse to pick
Speaker 4: up after their dogs, so they'll hire someone to come
Speaker 4: out and clean up their yard for them. Oh, there's
Speaker 4: actually a whole companies dedicated to this. One is called
Speaker 4: duty Calls, and you can make fifty dollars per yard.
Speaker 4: And finally, a side hustle that you could do if
Speaker 4: you're brave enough is gross stunt tester. So whenever you
Speaker 4: see those like crazy challenges on TV shows like Fear
Speaker 4: Factor or on Serve, all those stunts have to be
Speaker 4: tested first, and the networks hire people to be the
Speaker 4: game page and make sure the tasks are safe enough
Speaker 4: to perform but are still gross enough to entertain.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so.
Speaker 2: You're done eating like forty beetles and you're like, actually,
Speaker 2: they didn't gross me out enough.
Speaker 1: I would recommend adding ten.
Speaker 4: More, definitely, And you can earn eight hundred dollars a
Speaker 4: day doing that, you.
Speaker 1: And your pride. Yeah, those are the.
Speaker 4: Craziest side hustles that people are doing to make a
Speaker 4: ton of extra money these days. We got your phone tab.
Speaker 10: Coming up, freaking Jeffrey. In the morning.
Speaker 4: Today, we call a woman who lost her credit card recently.
Speaker 4: I feel that it's been a couple of days and
Speaker 4: she's been hesitant to cancel it because all of her
Speaker 4: accounts are tied to it. Yeah, so she's just hoping
Speaker 4: it's misplaced somewhere in her apartment.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's been for over a month. I know,
Speaker 1: I know that I haven't seen any.
Speaker 4: Weird activity, and you still haven't canceled it.
Speaker 1: No, because I have everything tied to it. It's such
Speaker 1: a pain.
Speaker 4: This is why we call her to save the day,
Speaker 4: kind of, because we tell her we found her credit card,
Speaker 4: but we also had to make sure it still works.
Speaker 4: It's your phone tab right now.
Speaker 9: Hello, Hey, Audrey, my name is Ray ray Dio and
Speaker 9: were you your apartment manager gave me your number because
Speaker 9: I think I found your credit card. You did well,
Speaker 9: It's yeah, it's a blue visa signature with the name
Speaker 9: Audrey around it.
Speaker 4: Is that you, Yes, it is. Oh my god, oh good,
Speaker 4: oh my god, oh thank goodness.
Speaker 9: It was on the first floor of the apartment complex,
Speaker 9: right next to the elevators.
Speaker 11: It was believe you found it. It must have like
Speaker 11: fallen out of my wallet. Oh my god, thank you
Speaker 11: so much.
Speaker 3: I saw it the exact same time.
Speaker 9: This homeless guy did too, so I had to wrestle.
Speaker 8: Him for it real quick.
Speaker 3: But we got it.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 10: Oh my god.
Speaker 11: You have no idea because I was just like, you know,
Speaker 11: I have all my auto pay stuff on that car.
Speaker 9: He had no idea what was coming either. He didn't
Speaker 9: know I was going to tackle him and wrestle him
Speaker 9: and put him in a headlock. And wow, I bet,
Speaker 9: I bet you're pretty grateful that I did.
Speaker 8: All that for you.
Speaker 11: I am so yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Of course.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 9: So, I'm actually not at the apartment right now. I'm
Speaker 9: at McDonald's. Do you want me to pick you up
Speaker 9: a mc chicken, a mccrispy. I'm not sure what they
Speaker 9: call it anymore. I haven't been in a while. I
Speaker 9: try to treat myself well.
Speaker 6: No, I mean, I don't, are you sure? Wait a minute.
Speaker 9: You can customize it on the app now, so you
Speaker 9: can add bacon, or you can do no mayo. It's
Speaker 9: really easy right now.
Speaker 11: Wait a second, So were you saying that you bought
Speaker 11: lunch with.
Speaker 6: Your credit card?
Speaker 9: Right? No, I'm using yours of course.
Speaker 11: Wait no, no, that's not okay.
Speaker 9: I mean I figured I did you a good deed
Speaker 9: for you. I saw you probably would want to reward me,
Speaker 9: and I was hungry, so I just you know, come on, seriously,
Speaker 9: all that wrestling gave me the numb got a little.
Speaker 5: I'm happy to give.
Speaker 11: You a reward that you can't use my credit card.
Speaker 9: Understandable, but I mean, listen, it could either be me
Speaker 9: using your credit card or some random homeless guy using
Speaker 9: a credit card. I figured i'd be the safer one
Speaker 9: with it.
Speaker 11: Well obviously not because you're using it. This is what
Speaker 11: I hadn't used my credit card without my permission.
Speaker 4: Well I told you, yeah, you like just one.
Speaker 6: And bought through with it.
Speaker 3: Okay, all you see him upset?
Speaker 4: I did not expect this.
Speaker 9: I thought you'd be very grateful and a lot more
Speaker 9: happy about this. I can return to lunch, do you know,
Speaker 9: do they let you return French fries? No, Tom, just.
Speaker 11: Forget it, like keep the food.
Speaker 3: I just want my credit Okay, the food and the
Speaker 3: gift basket and then that's it.
Speaker 11: I think, Come on, dude, what are you even talking about.
Speaker 9: It's not for me, It's for our apartment manager. She's
Speaker 9: the one who gave me your numbers so I could
Speaker 9: get in touch with you.
Speaker 3: It wasn't for her, you wouldn't.
Speaker 11: Be on the phone credit cards.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, you think, where are you come to the apartment?
Speaker 11: I go to meet you somewhere.
Speaker 9: I have like seven fries left. I'm gonna leave McDonald's,
Speaker 9: Oh my god, and then I'm gonna go. Shoot, I
Speaker 9: got to return the bottle of wine for Janis Now
Speaker 9: what I didn't think of that? Well, she's a friend
Speaker 9: of mine. I was meeting the day that you lost
Speaker 9: your card, So if she wasn't waiting for me downstairs,
Speaker 9: that's actually why I went downstairs in the first place.
Speaker 6: So what is wrong with you?
Speaker 9: I never would have found your card if Janie didn't
Speaker 9: want to meet up for lunch.
Speaker 11: So wait, you're going to just reward every single person
Speaker 11: who was involved in this process of just you hap
Speaker 11: finding my card.
Speaker 9: Well, I'm a nice person. I like to do nice things.
Speaker 9: You know, you read love and positivity in the world.
Speaker 11: Now, well my credit card. You're not spending a dime
Speaker 11: putting your own money, You're spending my money.
Speaker 9: I did also forget that your roommate Kesha told me
Speaker 9: to high five you at the end of the prank
Speaker 9: phone call.
Speaker 3: Do I need to return that as well?
Speaker 9: Or should I just charge out to the credit card
Speaker 9: while I have it?
Speaker 10: Are you?
Speaker 6: Are you serious right now? Yeah?
Speaker 7: High five?
Speaker 4: Give it to me.
Speaker 9: Get your hand out.
Speaker 10: This is.
Speaker 9: No this is jose Do you mean who set you up?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It was Kasha.
Speaker 9: Because this is actually holiday from the show Brick and
Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a prank phone call
Speaker 9: on you. Yes, it's a phone take Well, I don't
Speaker 9: have it, but good news, Kasha has it for real.
Speaker 9: She actually found it under the couch and immediately emailed
Speaker 9: us right away.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I'm just happy for my apartment complex manager myself. Janis
Speaker 9: the homeless guy.
Speaker 4: I mean we all got somethings guy.
Speaker 9: Yeah, oh no, no cash advance?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, wake up.
Speaker 10: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
Speaker 10: freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: We've heard of people meeting in public places before, like
Speaker 4: at a dog park, in a fitness class, Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: in the waiting room of your couple's counseling session. Wait
Speaker 4: a minute, it's gonna happen. But I promise you you've
Speaker 4: never heard of anything like this before. Because what one
Speaker 4: guy did to ask out a woman he saw outside
Speaker 4: a coffee shop is creative, it's unique, it's even funny.
Speaker 4: So it's no wonder our listener is so desperate to
Speaker 4: see this dude one more time. You're gonna hear about
Speaker 4: the smooth move he pulled in your second date update.
Speaker 4: Right after this second date update, is there any way
Speaker 4: to do the math to figure out what type of
Speaker 4: person you're the most compatible with? That start with affectionate,
Speaker 4: multiply by heavy petting, subtract two blindfolds, keep one, divide
Speaker 4: with an overbearing mother, and oh this is jeff You're
Speaker 4: gonna die alone. Every time I try to calculate this,
Speaker 4: I keep coming up with the same answer.
Speaker 1: It's like time zero anytime you add the mother.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, exactly, Frank, goodness, our the listener, Justine found
Speaker 4: a different formula, and hopefully her results are better than mine,
Speaker 4: because apparently she's been single for a bit now. But Justine,
Speaker 4: how's the dating worlds going for you? Are you also
Speaker 4: reserving a burial plot for one?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I could hear you.
Speaker 1: I can hear you laughing through the tears. So that's good.
Speaker 1: It's all right, Justine. But the funny thing is you're
Speaker 1: not alone in that.
Speaker 4: A lot of us are out there with you. But
Speaker 4: you said that you figured out some sort of mathematic
Speaker 4: formula to help you with your dating life.
Speaker 6: What was that.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's like this online test.
Speaker 5: You put in all the stuff that you care about,
Speaker 5: like your preferences and whatever for like finding a partner,
Speaker 5: and we'll come back with like the percentage of men
Speaker 5: on dating apps who like fit those preferences.
Speaker 1: Oh really, So wait, they also take the test center?
Speaker 2: No, I think that it probably I'm guessing it's an
Speaker 2: algorithm that goes through and looks at their dating profiles.
Speaker 1: Is that how it works?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And so, like I started out like super basic. I
Speaker 5: was like, they have to have a job, they have
Speaker 5: to like not live at their parents' house, like have
Speaker 5: a car, Like okay, well.
Speaker 3: My standards are crazy on your end.
Speaker 5: I didn't put a single thing that was physical like
Speaker 5: height or anything, and it came back with less than
Speaker 5: one percent of men truly.
Speaker 1: My okay, So so you weren't feeling positive. I'm guessing
Speaker 1: at that number or you know, that's like very bleak. Okay.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I like, after all of that, ended up meeting
Speaker 5: this guy named James, like just in a coffee shop.
Speaker 4: Oh, didn't even need the dating apps.
Speaker 1: She ran into the one.
Speaker 7: Okay, that's funny, like the irony.
Speaker 4: How did that interaction happen?
Speaker 12: I literally was just sitting down and I was like
Speaker 12: scrolling and he comes up to me and he's like,
Speaker 12: are you accepting applications? And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 12: I don't work here, like I thought.
Speaker 5: He was like a fie at the coffee shop.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, were you wearing like an apron or something?
Speaker 12: No, I guess I just like looked like I was.
Speaker 12: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Or you're a manager, you know sometimes you walk into
Speaker 2: a restaurant or something you see a manager working.
Speaker 9: Good point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how did you respond to him when he asked
Speaker 4: about applications?
Speaker 12: I was like, oh, sorry, I don't work here, and
Speaker 12: he was like, no, no, like to be your boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh oh it was all done. Okay, did you like that?
Speaker 12: I mean I thought it was funny, but he like
Speaker 12: fully went along with it, and he was like, listen,
Speaker 12: I brought my resume.
Speaker 5: I've got like my history and experience.
Speaker 12: And he legitimately like pulled out a piece of paper.
Speaker 1: Wait what he had a dating resume?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh, I have to know what was on it?
Speaker 4: Or is it a move that he pulled on women
Speaker 4: all the time. He has twenty quote unquote dating resumes
Speaker 4: in his pocket to hand out whenever he.
Speaker 1: Sees someone cute, kind of like the real world of
Speaker 1: getting a job.
Speaker 2: If she liked the resume, who cares how many other
Speaker 2: people like.
Speaker 12: What was on it? You know, like basic stuff like
Speaker 12: he likes going to games and hiking. Like he was like, yeah,
Speaker 12: if you want to set up an interview.
Speaker 5: You can just like call the number.
Speaker 12: And I was like, why don't you just sit down
Speaker 12: now when I can interview you?
Speaker 6: Oh my.
Speaker 1: Great response.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And it was really nice, like he turned out
Speaker 5: to be an awesome guy. He like offered to literally
Speaker 5: venmo me for the coffee that I'd already bought a
Speaker 5: good guy.
Speaker 3: You look poor here. You probably need this.
Speaker 1: What was the hardest boyfriend interview question that you asked him?
Speaker 12: Well, okay, so I've actually like done interviews at my
Speaker 12: real job. So I was like, okay, I'm just gonna
Speaker 12: pull some of these. And I was like, what's one
Speaker 12: thing you don't want me to know about you?
Speaker 10: Dude?
Speaker 1: He is so not prepared for this day.
Speaker 4: I would hate that question to be asked to me
Speaker 4: on a first day. But did he have an answer
Speaker 4: for you?
Speaker 12: He did, and it was like it was like ready made.
Speaker 12: It's like he expected it. And he legitimately said, I
Speaker 12: pry when I watched the Matrix because I'm scared about
Speaker 12: the future.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I don't think that was prepared. I feel
Speaker 1: like that was honest.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, heem so scared.
Speaker 7: There's no way he just thought of that.
Speaker 3: How did you feel about that response?
Speaker 5: Honestly?
Speaker 12: I thought it was really funny and it was really clever,
Speaker 12: and like because it was so quick, I was like, oh, no,
Speaker 12: you're serious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not a red flag to you that he
Speaker 4: thinks the matrix is actually going to happen in the
Speaker 4: next few years.
Speaker 1: You could have had so many worse answers. He said, yeah,
Speaker 1: that is so much better than anything.
Speaker 12: Okay, So anyway, at the end, he's like, today I
Speaker 12: get the job.
Speaker 6: And I was like, well, we.
Speaker 5: Probably should set up like a second interview, and I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, then I definitely got the job.
Speaker 12: And we kind of like left it off there and
Speaker 12: it was funny and we laughed, and then he like.
Speaker 5: Never called me what.
Speaker 12: I like texted him, made jokes about like, hey, we
Speaker 12: need to set up your second interview, and it was
Speaker 12: just silence.
Speaker 9: Did you guys cancer anything? Or like hug was her
Speaker 9: physical vibuce like a.
Speaker 4: Normal job interview?
Speaker 8: Yes, a real job.
Speaker 1: It doesn't like a transition.
Speaker 4: How do you think I got hired to?
Speaker 2: I mean that is strange though, because he's the one
Speaker 2: that approached you. He's the one that did the line
Speaker 2: like why wouldn't.
Speaker 4: He, But she's the one that took it to the
Speaker 4: next level that actually made him sit down for it.
Speaker 4: He probably just thought it was a smooth line and
Speaker 4: was going to back away.
Speaker 12: So he literally was the one asking like, did I
Speaker 12: get the job?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: He just wants the ego boost offer the company gives you.
Speaker 1: Isn't good he's got to put in two weeks at
Speaker 1: his last job to find out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's clearly a lot of options on the table.
Speaker 4: We're gonna find out for sure what happened when we
Speaker 4: come back and call James to do your second.
Speaker 3: Date update right after this second date update.
Speaker 4: Is there any setting more romantic than a job interview?
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be romantic.
Speaker 4: I don't know, Brook, You're dressed all nice, You're talking
Speaker 4: about your biggest strength and your greatest weaknesses, and all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, what comes out of your pants?
Speaker 8: Oops?
Speaker 3: Oh god, a resume?
Speaker 8: Would you look at that?
Speaker 3: I just happened to have that on me, No wonder,
Speaker 3: it's so warm.
Speaker 4: That's actually kind of what happened to one of our
Speaker 4: listeners who met a guy recently. It wasn't an official
Speaker 4: job application, but some dudes saw at a coffee shop
Speaker 4: and asked, hey, are you taking boyfriend? Application is so smooth,
Speaker 4: And he even had a resume in his pants.
Speaker 7: That's why it's even.
Speaker 1: Smooth and pocket okay, or who knows where it was?
Speaker 3: We don't know either way.
Speaker 4: It's kind of sus that he just carries that around
Speaker 4: waiting to whip out to any cute girl if that's what.
Speaker 7: He does, but we don't know that may have done
Speaker 7: this just for.
Speaker 8: Some effort.
Speaker 4: In Yeah, it did work and he got to sit
Speaker 4: down with her for a little interview slash mini first date.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: By the end he said he was definitely going to
Speaker 4: call her, and according to her, he definitely didn't.
Speaker 10: Ah Son.
Speaker 4: I think we're all a little bit concerned that this
Speaker 4: little shtick he's doing is working too well, and maybe
Speaker 4: he's applying to multiple boyfriend positions all throughout the city.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of openings. Yeah, there's a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Justine, if this turns out where he actually does
Speaker 4: this all the time and meets hundreds of women this way,
Speaker 4: how could we make him remember you? And have you
Speaker 4: stand like, how do we identify you? Or do you
Speaker 4: still even want to go out with him? At that point?
Speaker 12: I'm curious to hear what he has to say. But yeah,
Speaker 12: I was wearing a green romper, I have red hair
Speaker 12: and glasses.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Cute, Okay, Ronald mcdonne, Like.
Speaker 2: You were the only one that sat him down and
Speaker 2: actually gave him like a legit interview.
Speaker 1: That's like how I remember you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, So we'll see if he does remember you and
Speaker 4: what he asked to say James's phone number? Right now
Speaker 4: here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking for James. Uh
Speaker 4: yeah this uh where we we are a radio show?
Speaker 9: Jeff?
Speaker 7: Sorry what you first word?
Speaker 4: Thanks for putting on all my floody.
Speaker 5: Job.
Speaker 4: You're calling on behalf of our boss Justine and apparently
Speaker 4: you applied for the position of her boyfriend role recently.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, yeah, do.
Speaker 1: You remember that interview? Do you remember that interview?
Speaker 6: I mean I I remember a few of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, though, I mean we expected that.
Speaker 4: We heard about the move that you pulled on our
Speaker 4: listener where you walked up to her and you like
Speaker 4: had a resume and asked if there was a boyfriend opening.
Speaker 4: Is that something that you've done a lot?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I've done that a good amount.
Speaker 4: Can I guess how many times? Is it two hundred times?
Speaker 6: I don't know about two hundred.
Speaker 1: I want to know the success rate? How many does
Speaker 1: turn into a date?
Speaker 6: They do? Sometimes? I've definitely met some interesting people.
Speaker 4: Okay, I am curious about that before we get to
Speaker 4: like Justine specifically, Like, what are some of the quirky
Speaker 4: things that you found out while trying this on other
Speaker 4: people before.
Speaker 6: I mean, there was this one girl who was an
Speaker 6: extreme coupon her Oh I've never met before.
Speaker 7: Yeah that's interesting.
Speaker 4: People they call them cheap skates, but yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 6: There was another girl who kept talking about alien abductions,
Speaker 6: so that was really interesting.
Speaker 1: Was that a turn on for you?
Speaker 2: I'm curious, like, it sounds like you're just meeting people
Speaker 2: to meet weird people. Are you actually looking for supting
Speaker 2: in this?
Speaker 6: You know, I don't really know what I'm looking for,
Speaker 6: to be honest, it's just it's proven to be a
Speaker 6: great way to meet people. People really responded.
Speaker 4: Maybe you're looking for a girl who wears a green
Speaker 4: romper to a coffee shop and has bright red hair,
Speaker 4: and it tells you to sit down for the interview
Speaker 4: right away when you ask, oh, yeah.
Speaker 6: Thank god you told me what she was wearing, because
Speaker 6: that now I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I ask you to sit down for the interview too,
Speaker 1: find out the aliens.
Speaker 3: But so now you remember Justine?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I remember Justice.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Here's the thing. I do this a good amount, and
Speaker 6: it's just, you know, it's all over the place, the
Speaker 6: reactions that I get. But Justine's was like, she was
Speaker 6: really quick with it, and she was she was different
Speaker 6: and I'll honest that kind of freaked me out.
Speaker 1: Oh it did.
Speaker 6: I didn't know how to respond.
Speaker 1: Because she beat you at your own game essentially.
Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, yeah, pretty much, But that.
Speaker 1: Seems like it'd be a turn on.
Speaker 3: Men don't like to be outsmart.
Speaker 1: I was just kidding, how do they ever meet anyone?
Speaker 3: James?
Speaker 4: How did you feel talking to Justine like that?
Speaker 3: Were you scared of her?
Speaker 6: You know? Yeah, honestly, I just I never take this
Speaker 6: thing seriously. It's just it's just sort of a gimmick,
Speaker 6: and she for the first time, I felt like, Wow,
Speaker 6: this really could be something you can't let your.
Speaker 2: Own insecurity standard of the way that you want someone
Speaker 2: who challenges you, who makes you what's.
Speaker 3: Your hold up?
Speaker 6: Then? I guess I'm just not used to that. I've
Speaker 6: never never had that happen for So, you finally.
Speaker 7: Found her and you're like, what do I do?
Speaker 4: That's why you're saying, my man, like, you don't know
Speaker 4: how to move forward now that you realize you actually
Speaker 4: like her.
Speaker 6: Kind of like she might you might just be quicker
Speaker 6: than me.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I think she is.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's terrifying.
Speaker 1: No, I mean I appreciate the honesty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what, if you think that's terrifying, just
Speaker 4: wait till you hear that she's actually been listening to
Speaker 4: this conversation the entire time. It is on the other
Speaker 4: line right now.
Speaker 3: Serious, Hey, scary Justine trying not to scream.
Speaker 12: Hey Justine, come on, James, you were like I thought
Speaker 12: we had like a banter.
Speaker 6: We did, we did? It freaked me out. I've never
Speaker 6: had a banter.
Speaker 5: Oh, you have every right to be like confident and
Speaker 5: witty and like the guy that I met could like
Speaker 5: play ball, like he could play chess, and I feel
Speaker 5: like you're just like afraid of that. But honestly, you
Speaker 5: you kept up in the conversation great like it was.
Speaker 5: I really enjoyed our conversation. And I'm a little sad,
Speaker 5: but like now you're like backing out.
Speaker 6: I mean I'm not backing out. I'm just sort of
Speaker 6: like frozen, not not sure what to do.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, this is we need to all you and
Speaker 4: get you back into action.
Speaker 1: What did I picture popping them in a microwaves?
Speaker 3: Well, what you got to do?
Speaker 4: She liked your energy when you first met, so just
Speaker 4: bring that back and talk to her.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I I can definitely do that more
Speaker 6: confident than that, though, Yeah, yeah, Justin, and I would
Speaker 6: like that. I would like if we get this late.
Speaker 7: It sounds kind of timid to me.
Speaker 4: Let's start.
Speaker 6: Can you try to say it a little more assertive.
Speaker 4: Get some flair on it, James, Justine, let's do this
Speaker 4: all right, Let's do this though.
Speaker 1: I mean, I thought you guys were going to talk
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 4: I thought, well, not in front of your dude.
Speaker 1: You can't ask for interviews. You can't apply to be
Speaker 1: people's boyfriends and then not.
Speaker 9: It's like you put on your application, but you have
Speaker 9: no ri show it to us.
Speaker 12: You The thing I think you do have, Riz. I
Speaker 12: think you're just afraid of messing up, and it keeps
Speaker 12: you from being bold.
Speaker 6: Really, you got in your head, I think. So when
Speaker 6: there are no steaks, it's easy. But now that there's steaks, it's.
Speaker 4: Well, it's true there will be steaks if we pay
Speaker 4: for them, because we will offer to send you to
Speaker 4: a steakhouse.
Speaker 1: Really, our gift cards cover this, and it's.
Speaker 4: Going to be an Apple stak.
Speaker 1: I thought we were going to.
Speaker 4: But we'd like to send you guys out on one
Speaker 4: more date that we would pay for if you're not
Speaker 4: too afraid.
Speaker 6: James James, Yeah, I would love that.
Speaker 4: I feel like if we didn't call and push you
Speaker 4: into this, then this date never even would have happened.
Speaker 6: I mean, we don't know that.
Speaker 3: I feel that, okay, Justine, and you're still okay with it.
Speaker 12: I am open to a second interview, but he honestly
Speaker 12: sounds like pretty different, a lot more timid, So we'll
Speaker 12: just have to see how a less rehearsed interview goes.
Speaker 1: Okay, was the first one just it's a show? Or
Speaker 1: is it really who he is?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you find out in a real world experience. I'm
Speaker 4: doing the dating math on this, just like Justine did originally,
Speaker 4: and I'm saying this relationship is probably at a five
Speaker 4: percent chance.
Speaker 1: Right now, higher than I was going to give it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4: Unless he says something really smooth right now, I got nothing. Okay,
Speaker 4: it's a chance. Good lucky guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's broken. Jeffrey in the morning brooking Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the morning.
Speaker 4: Does anybody think they're actually going to meet up for
Speaker 4: a date or did this whole experience just lower his
Speaker 4: confidence even more.
Speaker 7: I think we broke him.
Speaker 1: I think he broke himself.
Speaker 2: I love this a guy who's saying I'm handing out
Speaker 2: boyfriend applications but doesn't actually want a relationship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, why why?
Speaker 4: He's literally all talk And there's a lot of people
Speaker 4: that go into something with just their first move planned,
Speaker 4: and that's all that he had, right, Jeff's.
Speaker 2: Exactly, But it's such an elaborate first move, it's so good, Like,
Speaker 2: why be in?
Speaker 1: I hope they go out again?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Why do?
Speaker 4: I feel like there's gonna be a whole lot more
Speaker 4: copycat resume guys out there now, though, all trying to
Speaker 4: apply for the open boyfriend position.
Speaker 9: Luckily for you, ladies, I don't know how to make
Speaker 9: a resume actually, Brooke.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of text coming in at seven eighty
Speaker 4: five nights too, asking if you have any open position.
Speaker 1: Sorry awful your husband.
Speaker 6: And roy.
Speaker 1: Right now.
Speaker 4: We'll keep you posted on that, but yes, very much,
Speaker 4: so are great over here. Make sure to email in
Speaker 4: if you ever want some help with your dating life.
Speaker 4: We'll call that person who's not calling you back and
Speaker 4: go check out all of our second dates wherever you
Speaker 4: get your podcasts at Brooke and.
Speaker 10: Jeffery Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: You know, sometimes I feel like everyone's so focused on
Speaker 4: my musical stuff all the time. It's all anybody wants
Speaker 4: from me.
Speaker 3: Oh jeff Oh yeah, you're you're the Friday sing boy.
Speaker 1: Be funny boy.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know, yeah, but I have lots of
Speaker 3: other cool talents too, do you?
Speaker 4: But did you know I can untangle any not, no
Speaker 4: matter how intricate, using only my mouth. Nobody ever asked
Speaker 4: to see that one. Also, I'm really really good at
Speaker 4: juggling one ball for.
Speaker 3: A long, long long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think that's juggling.
Speaker 3: Don't want to ask for that demonstration.
Speaker 4: Plus, I get I can correctly identify any tree bark
Speaker 4: just by touch alone.
Speaker 10: Huh.
Speaker 7: That's actually kind of impressive.
Speaker 4: You guys want to, like, go get some bark and
Speaker 4: test me. No, you don't want it.
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know when that would be useful when you're
Speaker 1: walking around with your eyes closed, I do so.
Speaker 4: Well. I guess I'll just stick to the only talent
Speaker 4: anybody seems to care about.
Speaker 8: That Funny silly song.
Speaker 4: Boy is going to do his own mouth.
Speaker 3: Everybody laughs, A brand new song of the week.
Speaker 8: It's coming up.
Speaker 4: It is time for my song of the week. You
Speaker 4: guys know, I try to be a champion for the
Speaker 4: unsung heroes of this world. Okay, the garbage collectors, the Malsanta's,
Speaker 4: the guy at the gym who cleans the puke off
Speaker 4: the ellipticals.
Speaker 3: I see you because I was you.
Speaker 1: Literally, Oh yeah, I remember when you.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So you're probably wondering with you know, what's going on
Speaker 4: on top of my head? Who am I championing today?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Because you're wearing a blonde, short, curly wig. Honestly, the
Speaker 2: wig just looks like what your hair would look like
Speaker 2: if you.
Speaker 1: Died at.
Speaker 4: So am I honoring the burned out surfers.
Speaker 10: Of the world?
Speaker 4: No, Owen Wilson's butt double. I I could do that,
Speaker 4: but no, I would like instead to direct your attention
Speaker 4: to the talented, creative, and undervalued individuals who dedicate their
Speaker 4: lives and their craft to making people look better. Or
Speaker 4: every single day talking about the hair stylist.
Speaker 1: Love now, I feel like that wigs of insult to them.
Speaker 4: That I'm saying I need help.
Speaker 3: Ah, someone needs to come in and fix this.
Speaker 4: Situation right, because they work for a very small amount
Speaker 4: of money, including tips, and they deserve our praise and
Speaker 4: our admiration.
Speaker 1: God, I walk out and I feel like a million bucks.
Speaker 1: I just got my haircut this week. Isn't it cute? Activity?
Speaker 4: It's true you can walk in looking like a fresh
Speaker 4: heap of highway roadkill. But after thirty to forty minutes,
Speaker 4: I love you walking out looking like Kanye's hot news
Speaker 4: side piece.
Speaker 1: Nobody really wants.
Speaker 8: Would you look at that?
Speaker 3: It just so happens.
Speaker 4: Today is National hair Stylist Appreciation and those scissor wielding
Speaker 4: angels deserve a song to show just how thankful we
Speaker 4: are for everything that they do. And that's why instead
Speaker 4: of doing the old school hit by Santana featuring Robald Thomas,
Speaker 4: so smooth, it's young Jeffrey's hair do Okay, okay, it's right.
Speaker 4: So yes, I'm gonna point when I'm ready, point oh
Speaker 4: when my hair's long and looking wilder than an Amazon.
Speaker 4: I'm mosey Yoda to the low Go beauty salon, say
Speaker 4: make me look cool.
Speaker 3: My style lista.
Speaker 4: Lack Sweeney Todd, but left Melicias certified Wizards with sizzaus
Speaker 4: as she foot cranks my stool.
Speaker 13: Yeah, and then she says what we go and fall
Speaker 13: curtain bangs, corn rows or pixy cut.
Speaker 9: She can change your life with just.
Speaker 3: A snip ball too. Oh a brand new hair, dude, Give.
Speaker 13: Me your pollic elotion, your bottle the move and may
Speaker 13: mean backwards saying the sinking, but my head with shampoo.
Speaker 4: Your peutic products got essential horse and pune don got
Speaker 4: up a lot.
Speaker 7: Within your sears.
Speaker 3: I need a hass I last clipper covers. We talked
Speaker 3: the whole time. You want the gossip. She's a diamond mine.
Speaker 4: Your buzz and clipperscended hills up through my spine.
Speaker 8: And over my sw Yeah.
Speaker 4: You got the right hands to make me look just
Speaker 4: like Raye show for Friends.
Speaker 3: And when you turn me in my shall it feels
Speaker 3: like a dance, spinding me.
Speaker 4: Around around, keeping my hands so still and motionless. Sasa
Speaker 4: stair into the mirror and watch you go up my
Speaker 4: life and give me.
Speaker 3: The same dude, Oh ask him joan.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: She keep in a conversation, talking so smooth until I
Speaker 4: find myself unloading every secret I knew.
Speaker 9: I there with this off quipment, leads my father's picture down.
Speaker 8: Go dry my legs and.
Speaker 3: My tea says, I'm her favorite clients.
Speaker 6: So, chef, what are we doing today?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 3: I was kind of hoping to.
Speaker 13: Do like fusion style of like a Ron Burgunde gentleman,
Speaker 13: but with a Joe dirt flair, you know, like I
Speaker 13: want to tell something totally new and different than I've
Speaker 13: ever done.
Speaker 4: Before, but also like basically keep it exactly the same
Speaker 4: as it's.
Speaker 3: Always bit every wears the session and sold. I'm pampered
Speaker 3: and groom gonna need some high be.
Speaker 4: Broken looking painfully, girl, Get ready for my paintment because
Speaker 4: my tips always here, Jeff.
Speaker 9: Next day, the magic disappears. How did she freaking stylish?
Speaker 9: I need my hair stylist now.
Speaker 7: A hand's a finchy artists.
Speaker 9: Yeah, using Momential products.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Don't drink the blueish liquids.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I love my hairstyl ers.
Speaker 8: I love it.
Speaker 1: Jazz I said.
Speaker 7: The blue liquid does look so drinkable.
Speaker 4: It looks like kool aid in there. But no, apparently
Speaker 4: it's like poison blue liquid.
Speaker 1: Are you guys talking about it?
Speaker 9: I put all the combs and things.
Speaker 4: It's like a jar right in front.
Speaker 1: That's a barber. That's a barber thing.
Speaker 10: Oh do that? No?
Speaker 1: Mine definitely bleach. Yeah yeah, whatever the liquids are, I
Speaker 1: don't drink.
Speaker 4: The text in seven eight five nine too, you can
Speaker 4: tell us what you thought about the song of the week.
Speaker 4: We're gonna post the video up on all of our socials,
Speaker 4: on TikTok, on Instagram, Facebook, everywhere.
Speaker 2: It definitely hits different. If you can watch Jeff's hair
Speaker 2: flop around.
Speaker 4: It's not going to be around for much longer. I
Speaker 4: gotta get this thing trim.
Speaker 2: Yeah you do.
Speaker 4: But shout out to all the barbers and the hairstylists
Speaker 4: out there, we love you.
Speaker 10: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Out of text at seven eight five nine two that
Speaker 4: says going to the barber is my favorite thing to do.
Speaker 10: It really is.
Speaker 4: Also, I try to hold ye contact with them when
Speaker 4: they pull me back in a seat and wash my hair.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: I think it sometimes creeps them out, but I don't care.
Speaker 4: I love it, don't that's from Cody.
Speaker 7: Yeah, really, I'm talking the time.
Speaker 4: I usually fall asleep when they start rubbing my head
Speaker 4: my hair. It's just so relaxing. I have a feeling
Speaker 4: Cody's been banned from a lot of in this time.
Speaker 4: If you're just joining us. Though, instead of singing the
Speaker 4: famous song called Smooth from Santana, I sang my own
Speaker 4: version called Hairdo. Because it's National Hair Stylist Appreciation Day
Speaker 4: and these underappreciated people help make the world go round
Speaker 4: and make everybody more beautiful.
Speaker 8: And I know that we.
Speaker 4: Appreciate them because we got a lot of texts coming
Speaker 4: in to seven eighty five, nine to two, some even
Speaker 4: from stylists all around the country.
Speaker 2: This one says, Hey everyone, I'm a stylist in South Carolina.
Speaker 1: Oh and I did ludicrous once. That's my claim to face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you styled him. Maybe it tends to lead
Speaker 4: to a.
Speaker 1: Lot no matter what. You had to scream ludo if.
Speaker 4: You missed it, though, if you want to hear the
Speaker 4: song again, we're gonna put it up at the Brook
Speaker 4: and Jeffery YouTube, Facebook, Insta and our TikTok apt Brooke and.
Speaker 10: Jeffrey Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: You've got one of our show faves.
Speaker 4: Sheakar the Uber Driver, Sakar is Ozero and six all
Speaker 4: time against you Brook. And he thinks he knows the
Speaker 4: reason why because he hasn't said skip to any question,
Speaker 4: which is funny because skip isn't even the right word.
Speaker 14: You're supposed to use. It's pass If you want me
Speaker 14: to go bast that question to pass wrong you? Yeah, so, Shekar,
Speaker 14: I'm worried about you here, budd No, don't be worried.
Speaker 6: I don't bully. I can win this time.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right. You sound like you're in the
Speaker 1: middle of a delivery right now, Sakar.
Speaker 6: Oh no, I actually stopped, just dropped them off.
Speaker 3: Okay, I just threw it out the window.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 4: Chakar. You need to focus because we're sending Brook out
Speaker 4: of the studio. And you know how this works, thirty
Speaker 4: seconds on the clock to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 4: If you don't know one, what do you say, Shakar, Yes,
Speaker 4: that's right. But you have to beat her outright if
Speaker 4: you want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Yep?
Speaker 3: Or is the helicopter overhead trying to slow you down?
Speaker 7: He works for Uber Helicopter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, we're just gonna power through the noise. Okay,
Speaker 4: good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Today is
Speaker 4: National Pretzel Day, and people in Philadelphia eat the most
Speaker 4: per year at twelve pounds. What's the national average in
Speaker 4: a standard game of chess? What's the only piece that
Speaker 4: can never be removed from the board. Hepatitis is the
Speaker 4: inflammation of what organ? What is the name of the
Speaker 4: Greek goddess of love? How many US presidents have been assassinated?
Speaker 4: What unit of measurement uses the abbreviation o Z? All right, yeah,
Speaker 4: cha car, Even with all the noise going through the background,
Speaker 4: you still a helicopter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe we should put him.
Speaker 7: Roll up your window.
Speaker 4: We're gonna have to put you down.
Speaker 6: I turned it off.
Speaker 3: Oh that's your fan.
Speaker 1: You guys thought he was in a helicopter. That would
Speaker 1: be the best delivery driver ever.
Speaker 3: Nothing but where outside your door?
Speaker 8: Get your hands.
Speaker 3: Cha car.
Speaker 4: You told our producer that Uber has been a little
Speaker 4: bit slow for you lately, Like hump days are slow.
Speaker 4: Sundays are slow now that there's no football because you're
Speaker 4: not taking drunk people around all the time. And you're
Speaker 4: thinking of doing a news service called hop skip drive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that where you piggyback the.
Speaker 6: Skin? No, it's for driving kids around.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and you have to get like a big
Speaker 1: background check to do it. I've seen that.
Speaker 8: So smart?
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 4: Brook needs someone to go pick up her kids from
Speaker 4: school every day. Maybe you'll be the guy you keep.
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: Could you? I'm wondering, could you wear a blonde win
Speaker 1: and just answer to the word mom?
Speaker 4: Probably the car You've got work in your future, no
Speaker 4: matter what. Okay, now we got to go over to Brook.
Speaker 1: You ready, Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Your time starts now.
Speaker 4: Today is National pretzel Day and people in Philadelphia eat
Speaker 4: the most per year at twelve pounds. What's the national
Speaker 4: average eight in a standard game of chess? What's the
Speaker 4: only piece that can never be removed from the board?
Speaker 4: The king hepatitis is the information of what organ?
Speaker 1: Ooh uh?
Speaker 4: What is the name of the Greek goddess of love Afrodit?
Speaker 4: How many US presidents have been assassinated?
Speaker 2: Two?
Speaker 4: What unit of measurement uses the abbreviation o z ounces?
Speaker 1: Wizard of ounces?
Speaker 3: This could be a tight one. Today we're going to
Speaker 3: go to the scoreboard to check out how.
Speaker 4: You both did with Jose.
Speaker 1: My breasts are real.
Speaker 7: Everything about me is my here is real. My teeth
Speaker 7: are realm eyelashes are real.
Speaker 8: What happened to her?
Speaker 9: I love the chakr you are owen six.
Speaker 7: You got three.
Speaker 4: That's pretty good inspectable score.
Speaker 2: My rate score, car and Brook Yes, same amount of questions,
Speaker 2: uh oh and.
Speaker 4: Four.
Speaker 1: No, I actually feel bad at this point. I know
Speaker 1: you did good. You should be still round.
Speaker 8: Did good?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Use that giant fan to dry your tears while we
Speaker 4: go over the answers of it. Today is National Pretzel Day.
Speaker 4: People in Philadelphia eat the most per year, at twelve pounds.
Speaker 4: The national average is two pounds of pretzels a year.
Speaker 1: Wow, they really don't do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would be closer breakfast.
Speaker 1: I don't anything else in Philadelphia very much.
Speaker 4: In a standard game of chess, the only piece that
Speaker 4: you can't remove from the board is the king, because
Speaker 4: once that's gone, the game's over. Hepatitis is the inflammation
Speaker 4: of the liver. The Greek goddess of love is aphrodite.
Speaker 4: There have been four US presidents who've been assassinated JFK, Lincoln, Garfield,
Speaker 4: and McKinley. The unit of measurement that uses the abbreviation
Speaker 4: oz is ounces.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right. We can't give you any money here,
Speaker 4: but the good news is just for playing you do
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Speaker 1: All right, dude, you're awesome to play against. Yeah, don't
Speaker 1: mention that part. I'm encouraging him to call in again.
Speaker 3: You have a crew pass to come on and lose
Speaker 3: to Brooks anytime you want. Here's car.
Speaker 4: We'll be back to do Windbrooks at the same time
Speaker 4: on Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.