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Speaker 4: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay,
Speaker 4: I got something for you today. I'm gonna have a
Speaker 4: conversation this morning about my understanding of grace now that
Speaker 4: I've gotten older and I've come into a better understanding
Speaker 4: of a lot of things I didn't know about when
Speaker 4: I was younger. This is just my interpretation of grace.
Speaker 4: Now once again, y'all listen to me. I ain't nobody's pastor,
Speaker 4: I ain't nobody's minister. So you know, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 4: you can go to church and get a far more
Speaker 4: extensive definition of one I'm giving you. I'm just talking
Speaker 4: to people. You know, Grace is this thing that God
Speaker 4: provides for us, and grace is just things that you
Speaker 4: get that's really undeserving, you know. I mean, I look
Speaker 4: in my life as it is today. You know, Look,
Speaker 4: I work hard and I have faith in God that
Speaker 4: I do so things are going to happen in my life.
Speaker 4: But the way my life is now, I don't don't.
Speaker 4: I don't deserve all of this, don't. I don't look
Speaker 4: at it that way. I have been the beneficiary of
Speaker 4: God's grace. I have aligned myself in a position to
Speaker 4: accept whatever grace God has for me, and it will
Speaker 4: be far abundant and exceedingly in anything you could think of.
Speaker 4: His grace supersedes anything you could possibly imagine. You know,
Speaker 4: the goals that I set and the aspirations that I
Speaker 4: shoot for, and the things that I have on my
Speaker 4: dream board. I have the faith that God will give
Speaker 4: it to me. But what He does with grace, he
Speaker 4: gives you far more than that. He gives you what
Speaker 4: He has for you, not what you can see. You
Speaker 4: can't see all he has for you. It's impossible.
Speaker 8: Who are you?
Speaker 4: How can you possibly imagine what he can imagine? How
Speaker 4: can you possibly think? How he can think? How can
Speaker 4: you possibly do what he can do? How can it
Speaker 4: be that isn't a single mind living or a collection
Speaker 4: of minds that could have thought of Earth? What in
Speaker 4: your wildest imagination could have made you think of Earth?
Speaker 4: The stars, the heavens, the oceans, the galaxy, the constellations.
Speaker 4: What in your mind? What in any man's mind? We
Speaker 4: can point at it and analyze it, but we show
Speaker 4: couldn't have thought of it. So come on, now, I'm
Speaker 4: talking about lining yourself up with God's grace, which he
Speaker 4: will give to you if you want some of it now.
Speaker 4: But now his thing about grace, it can't be bought.
Speaker 4: Could if it could be bought, I'm telling you I
Speaker 4: would pull all the money I have and dump it
Speaker 4: into grace, because, after discovering what it is, it's this
Speaker 4: goodness that God shines on you simply as a reward
Speaker 4: of some type for his love for you and for
Speaker 4: you attempting for you attempting to do right, not because
Speaker 4: you get it right. Because if He judged us purely
Speaker 4: on how we are the right and wrong of it,
Speaker 4: we would all be doomed, all of us, every last
Speaker 4: one of us would be doomed because we all fall short,
Speaker 4: we all make mistakes, we all sin, we all get
Speaker 4: it wrong from time to time, nobody's perfect.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 4: Now I understand what my mother was saying about cleaning
Speaker 4: the house. All I want is a little more grace.
Speaker 4: All I need is a little more grace when the
Speaker 4: last time you ask God for some grace. Now, I'm
Speaker 4: not talking to you like I know everything. If you
Speaker 4: just benefit from His grace what you already have. But
Speaker 4: if you're not aware of it, you don't know what's
Speaker 4: going on. Become aware of grace. Get aware of the
Speaker 4: fact that God does things for you simply because He
Speaker 4: loves you. He does things for you that you don't
Speaker 4: even deserve. Somehow, you just wonder how you just got
Speaker 4: over when you didn't even do the things to get over.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you don't even know how you got that job
Speaker 4: you got when you ain't even really do the things
Speaker 4: to get your job. How you end up where you
Speaker 4: are all the education you thought you went and got,
Speaker 4: and hey, how you end up where you are today
Speaker 4: in a much better position than your education could have
Speaker 4: ever gotten you. That's grace. How I get every place
Speaker 4: I am today. I didn't plan this, Man. If I
Speaker 4: could have planned my life the way it is, don't
Speaker 4: you know how'd have done it? When I was living
Speaker 4: in that car if I knew how to do it. No,
Speaker 4: I benefited from his grace. I'm just a beneficiary of
Speaker 4: his grace, of his goodness and his mercy. God's goodness
Speaker 4: is better than your goodness. God's goodness is better than
Speaker 4: your mother's goodness. It's better than your wife's or your
Speaker 4: husband or your boo's goodness. God's goodness is different. His
Speaker 4: goodness Man covers some stuff you can't even imagine. So
Speaker 4: why are you trying to put your life together when
Speaker 4: the last time you asked him for just a little
Speaker 4: bit of grace? When have you thought of your life
Speaker 4: in terms of the grace that it has already benefited from?
Speaker 4: Have you ever done that?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 4: Just thought about you know you hear songs like my soul,
Speaker 4: look back and wonder how I got over? That was grace,
Speaker 4: That's all I can call it. Now. Like I said,
Speaker 4: you can go with church or somewherever you want to,
Speaker 4: and ministers that the window at school to teach this
Speaker 4: thing way better than me. I'm just giving you from
Speaker 4: a layman standpoint. Man, have you thought about his grace?
Speaker 4: Would you not bewalled to be a beneficiary of his grace?
Speaker 4: Would it not say now, check this out. The better
Speaker 4: you try to do, the more grace he'll give to you.
Speaker 4: Now that grace can't be bought, Like I said, it's free.
Speaker 4: You can't purchase grace. But the better you try to
Speaker 4: become the more the more grace he gets to put
Speaker 4: your way. So man, just try. Why don't you just
Speaker 4: try to do better? Look, man, quit talking aout. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna start next week. I'm gonna start at the new year,
Speaker 4: now you not. Yeah, you do that every year ever,
Speaker 4: at the new year. I wanna eat better at the
Speaker 4: new year. I'm I'm gonna go get in here and
Speaker 4: the new year. If you're gonna do it, you're gonna
Speaker 4: do it now. Man, you're gonna do it now. Stop
Speaker 4: trying do something, do it, stop talking about it, do
Speaker 4: it now. The best way to benefit from his grace
Speaker 4: is starting action now. N O W now, right now today,
Speaker 4: what you're waiting on, all you doing is delaying his
Speaker 4: opportunity to bless you. You know, man, do you know
Speaker 4: how many times we do that? We delay his opportunity
Speaker 4: to bless us by not starting now. If you gonna
Speaker 4: get healthy, why don't you start now? Now you're gonna
Speaker 4: trip a little bit because the holiday's coming. But you
Speaker 4: ain't got to eat bad all the time. You could
Speaker 4: start eating correct today you could, you could and then
Speaker 4: guess what that could be? Some grace on the end
Speaker 4: of that. I'm just giving you a little cheap analogy.
Speaker 4: But do you feel what I'm saying to you? Start
Speaker 4: thinking in terms of grace? What He has done for
Speaker 4: you and provided for you that you ain't even see coming.
Speaker 4: That you know, you keep calling them blessings, and I
Speaker 4: got that. A lot of it OUs all it is.
Speaker 4: But man, have you thought about the stuff that didn't
Speaker 4: happened to you you can't account for. For me, that's
Speaker 4: been grace and I'm beneficiary of it. And that's available
Speaker 4: to everybody that won't sung. Next time you're talking to him,
Speaker 4: just check in with grace. See what that is. That's
Speaker 4: that's better than money.
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Speaker 4: Morning, Now, have your divided attention, please, this is the
Speaker 4: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Now, I would suggest to you
Speaker 4: that you'd be grateful for today, seeing us how you
Speaker 4: ain't had nothing to do with today coming. Therefore, let's
Speaker 4: give credit an honor to who did that would be
Speaker 4: the Almighty. Now, with that in mind. Let's just go
Speaker 4: and get this thing started today. Shelley Strawberry College for Real, Mississippi,
Speaker 4: Monica Junior and the legend that is nephew Tommy Junior.
Speaker 9: We've had a little pre show meeting and I know
Speaker 9: what you.
Speaker 4: Upset about in real life, but just for radio purposes,
Speaker 4: what's going on today, and let's not discuss what we
Speaker 4: discussed on the pre show.
Speaker 11: Okay, uncle, you know, man, I just want to ask
Speaker 11: you this, unc man.
Speaker 12: You always talk about every morning being grateful, saying thanks,
Speaker 12: saying that, Hey man, this is a new day, new opportunity.
Speaker 12: Sitting there going well, is it how important it is
Speaker 12: for us to pay attention to what God actually is doing?
Speaker 12: And can you take note and say, hey, this is
Speaker 12: what I know. He's here, he's available, here, he's available here,
Speaker 12: he's here, he's.
Speaker 11: Done this, he's done that. How do you know do
Speaker 11: you pay attention to your own situation?
Speaker 9: Well, well, let me let me ask you this. So
Speaker 9: let me make this statement.
Speaker 4: If you don't pay attention to what all God is doing,
Speaker 4: some post he stopped doing what he do Yeah, I
Speaker 4: been here.
Speaker 9: Have your attention?
Speaker 4: Then all this free breathing you doing all this sunlight,
Speaker 4: all this, all this, you know, vegetation, all this, all
Speaker 4: this guy, if he stopped doing what he doing what
Speaker 4: he does, what would happen. It's just what we need
Speaker 4: is a more of an awareness of the fact that
Speaker 4: God is who he is. And that's all I try
Speaker 4: to encourage or implore people to do. It's just become
Speaker 4: more conscious of it. Stop waking up, man, thinking this
Speaker 4: how it's supposed to be, because the moment it goes
Speaker 4: contrary to the way you think it's supposed to be.
Speaker 4: Now you want to call it, oh Lord, woe is me?
Speaker 4: What about all the times that it's going right? Where
Speaker 4: are you when it's going right?
Speaker 9: You know, you don't want to always have to go
Speaker 9: to God with old Lord, woe is me?
Speaker 4: That's why I suggest you start with, Hey, I appreciate this, man.
Speaker 4: This is a great day, What a wonderful opportunity. I
Speaker 4: thank you for this moment of peace that I'm having.
Speaker 4: Do you know I was just thanking God the other
Speaker 4: day for this peace period that.
Speaker 7: I'm going through.
Speaker 4: I'm just in peace, man, you know. And you know
Speaker 4: what you know people talking about well, I don't know
Speaker 4: how long that's gonna last.
Speaker 7: For what you're crying for.
Speaker 4: See, I do know it's gonna rain, but it ain't
Speaker 4: raining today, so enjoy the moment. Anxiety is caused when
Speaker 4: people produce tomorrow into their day.
Speaker 9: That is all anxiety is. If you take.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow's concerns, woes, and troubles and you bring them into today,
Speaker 4: you are not about to feel anxiety. That is a
Speaker 4: major cause for anxiety. Worry about something you ain't got
Speaker 4: no control over.
Speaker 8: Amen to that? What amen to stop?
Speaker 13: But you just keep getting You've better preach up in here, alright,
Speaker 13: whole word coming up. At thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 13: we will hear from a nephew. The foolishness begins right now.
Speaker 1: Run that brank dark start.
Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, it is time now for the nephew to
Speaker 1: run that brank back. Nephew, what you got for us?
Speaker 14: This right here, yeah, is thunder bolt. And I ain't
Speaker 14: scared of it. I ain't never scared. Well, it's not true.
Speaker 14: I mean a little bit. I'm starting to get over that.
Speaker 14: I'm really starting to get over slowly getting the boat.
Speaker 5: Let's go get up, Hello, hey man, let me let
Speaker 5: me not here. Who's called, Hey, just thurned the boat
Speaker 5: from the club man. What times she get in on
Speaker 5: the boat? Hello? Yeah, yeah, this done the boat man?
Speaker 5: What times she get in?
Speaker 3: What you mean what time you get in?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: She ain't in here now, but you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm what you need.
Speaker 5: Hey. Uh, I'm trying to following up on. I'm trying
Speaker 5: to actually get an address and stuff. Man, she got
Speaker 5: me dancing this weekend on Saturday night, and I want
Speaker 5: to see it. Make sure I got to address and everything.
Speaker 5: Everything still on. You know, I already gave much lot up.
Speaker 3: He got you dancing?
Speaker 5: Say what not?
Speaker 3: What you mean she got you dancing?
Speaker 5: She asked me to do some male dancing on Saturday night.
Speaker 5: So I went on and took off at the club.
Speaker 3: And uh, you know she's already got my guy, ain't
Speaker 3: she ain't had to do no male dancing. My guess now,
Speaker 3: my guys, he goes, she goes to school at night
Speaker 3: and weekend, so you know she'.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, who it is?
Speaker 3: I ain't David David fiance? What yeah, that's my gas?
Speaker 5: Hold on, hold on, hold on, squeaking fin to.
Speaker 3: Get married, squeaky, squeaky.
Speaker 5: Wait wait wait Okay, guys, I'm David, right, Okay, that's
Speaker 5: that's that's squeaky, squeak, finy, get mad on my gap.
Speaker 3: You said you're a dancer.
Speaker 5: I dance that, man, is I'm thunking for?
Speaker 3: But how do you know?
Speaker 5: My gas? She come to the club on Saturday. She
Speaker 5: asked me about doing some dancing for this coming Saturday,
Speaker 5: so she already gave me half the money.
Speaker 3: He comes to the club on Saturdays. Now, my girls,
Speaker 3: she goes to school on Saturdays.
Speaker 5: Man, you know now what Listen, First of all, I'm
Speaker 5: blown way by you're trying to tell me squeaking married
Speaker 5: that that you got me really toe up with her.
Speaker 3: I don't know, no, no, squeak, that's what we call
Speaker 3: her at the club.
Speaker 5: Man. Man, look at I'm not finna get into all
Speaker 5: of that. What I'm really calling by this she got
Speaker 5: me working this weekend doing some dancing, and I'm trying
Speaker 5: to just make sure that we're all for this week
Speaker 5: because I didn't give my spot up at the club.
Speaker 3: You're trying to tell me, Michael hanging out at a
Speaker 3: buck naked club, But dance.
Speaker 5: Man Squeaky been coming up in there. Man, for the
Speaker 5: last buck a week.
Speaker 3: Been there long enough? Have nick name?
Speaker 5: I been knowing Squeaky four five years. Squeaky been coming. Man,
Speaker 5: this this Thunderboat. Me and Squeaky go way back.
Speaker 3: Uh no, man, well we gonna handle it when she
Speaker 3: get in here, and you can, you know, handle yours?
Speaker 3: Have you gotta handle it? Talk to whoever you got
Speaker 3: to to get your little money.
Speaker 5: Or whatever or no, no, no, no, hold up, but
Speaker 5: I can get my slot. I'm gonna wait a minute, mate,
Speaker 5: that that's not say as you listening, man, I can't
Speaker 5: get my slide back at the club now. Squeaky got
Speaker 5: to give me the remaining balance, man, even if she
Speaker 5: ain't gonna do, I need my other wanning balance.
Speaker 3: I can't gonna give you the raining bounce of nothing.
Speaker 3: Hey man, I need to ring my money that that
Speaker 3: she gave you. What you're saying anything, you can just
Speaker 3: count that out. She ain't gonna give your things.
Speaker 5: Hey man, I'm the boat gonna get his money. Man,
Speaker 5: I need my one fitty.
Speaker 3: Umber boats gonna get his quips.
Speaker 5: Well, then that's what you got to do. And that's
Speaker 5: what you got to do, man.
Speaker 3: I told you what that's for, Thunderboat. For anything, to
Speaker 3: get no cat talking about calling squat kid out of it.
Speaker 3: So I ain't working for to give money away to
Speaker 3: some the boat lighting or whatever.
Speaker 5: He ain't man, Look man, it's Thunderboat. It ain't lighting.
Speaker 5: It's Thunderboat. Lightning worked on wednesdaynight, Just Thunderboat.
Speaker 3: I don't know who you done talk to already about that,
Speaker 3: but you need to holler that them. But don't be
Speaker 3: calling here asking my gal to give you some money.
Speaker 3: Ain't giving you cause she don't make nothing.
Speaker 5: I'm coming over there now and get my money from Squeaky.
Speaker 5: I ain't hearing it.
Speaker 3: Don't make nothing. I take all the money around here,
Speaker 3: so you ain't gonna get nothing from over year finding
Speaker 3: So you can wipe that your mind.
Speaker 5: I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky today.
Speaker 3: You coming over here.
Speaker 5: I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky. Look, man,
Speaker 5: I ain't got time to play. I allow my slot
Speaker 5: at the club. See what you get.
Speaker 3: See if you get some money, get your out.
Speaker 5: Stunder coming over there to get the rest.
Speaker 4: Of his dollar.
Speaker 3: You better not bring up over here. Because you come up,
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. Bring them on over here, and
Speaker 3: I'm gonna show you lightning. I ain't know you got
Speaker 3: some money already. She riding here and gives you money away.
Speaker 3: I'm suddenly. I'll tell you what you bring your over
Speaker 3: whether you want to and watch for so down.
Speaker 5: Hey man, all I'm saying is I'm finna come over
Speaker 5: there and wait outside the down so Squeaky to get
Speaker 5: there to get the rest of my money. That's what
Speaker 5: I'm saying to you. You're gonna come over and sit
Speaker 5: outside what I'm finna come over there and wait outside
Speaker 5: for Squeaky to get this so I could get the
Speaker 5: rest of.
Speaker 3: My money over here and sit outside my house. That's
Speaker 3: what I'm.
Speaker 5: Finna do, is that's what it takes for me to
Speaker 5: get my money from Squeaky.
Speaker 3: I tell you what you bring on over here there
Speaker 3: and sit outside my house. And when can get your here,
Speaker 3: you blow the horn. That's what you do.
Speaker 5: You throw the horse.
Speaker 3: I come out there and need you and let you
Speaker 3: know what's going down to bust you, and we move
Speaker 3: you there. She can see your lay it out like
Speaker 3: ILL come on over here and get your money.
Speaker 5: I'm going to give my money on it, Squea. You
Speaker 5: on you one hundred and fifty dollars and I'm finna
Speaker 5: come get he.
Speaker 3: Don't give her? What's he on you about? Under said that? Mom?
Speaker 3: Is she giving you? You ought to be happy with that.
Speaker 3: You want to come over here talking about you want
Speaker 3: some more money.
Speaker 5: You know somebody on thunder Boat on AE hundred and
Speaker 5: fifty dollars and thunder boat gonna get his money.
Speaker 3: Brother, try to go and dance at the club on
Speaker 3: this weekend. So here you will not be dancing at
Speaker 3: the talking.
Speaker 5: About sitting out front of my house, Squeaky, gonna give
Speaker 5: me my one fit. You ain't even got nothing to
Speaker 5: do with this, no way. This transaction is between me
Speaker 5: and Squeaky. It ain't got nothing to do with you,
Speaker 5: no way.
Speaker 3: Hey your name is then it's got everything to do
Speaker 3: with me. You call my counsel talking about killing you
Speaker 3: something money and I'm gonna right man, bring you over here.
Speaker 3: I got your money, Come get your now. I got
Speaker 3: your money right here, gonna be sitting out front waiting
Speaker 3: on you. Squeaky.
Speaker 5: The one ask for me to dance Saturday night, Squeaky
Speaker 5: as I told her three hundred dollars plus kills. Now,
Speaker 5: I ain't gonna get no kills. But I'll tell you why.
Speaker 5: I am gonna get my three hundred dollars do I
Speaker 5: got one fifty and I'm gonna get the other one
Speaker 5: fifty with squeaky get on.
Speaker 3: You ain't getting it from me. You're gonna get your
Speaker 3: blessing from me.
Speaker 5: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
Speaker 5: What you listening to me? Said? Man?
Speaker 13: What come?
Speaker 3: Listen?
Speaker 5: He ain't you what this has missed? You? Tomments from
Speaker 5: the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got cranked by
Speaker 5: your homeboy? Who Who's this?
Speaker 6: This is?
Speaker 5: Nephew? Tell me? Man, from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5: You just got pranked by your homeboyd.
Speaker 3: God, you see the quiz.
Speaker 5: Play too much?
Speaker 3: Man, y'all had the hot roll this. I'm putting on boots.
Speaker 5: Man a year.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go out here and squabble. I got pikes
Speaker 3: and bat I gonna go out in the whole man.
Speaker 3: All right, man, y'all bro I'll be glad with somebody
Speaker 3: frank YO. Tell me I'm gonna get that. Y'all got me?
Speaker 3: Y'all got me?
Speaker 5: Hey, man, I got one more thing I gotta ask you, man,
Speaker 5: what is What is the baddest. I'm talking about the
Speaker 5: baddest radio show in the lane, the.
Speaker 3: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you.
Speaker 13: Coming up next, ask the CLO or chief Love Officer,
Speaker 13: Steve Harvey and the building. Right after this, you're listening
Speaker 13: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 13: In entertainment news, Caitlin Clark's WUNBA salary will be patted
Speaker 13: with a twenty eight million dollar deal from Nike. President
Speaker 13: Biden signed a bill that could potentially banned TikTok in
Speaker 13: the US, and Tiffany Hattish has found a way to
Speaker 13: get back at her haters on social media.
Speaker 1: Steve, you might want to do it too.
Speaker 13: We'll talk about it at the top of the hour,
Speaker 13: but right now it is time to ask the CLO.
Speaker 13: This is from Sharky in Rome. Sharky writes, my wife
Speaker 13: tried to cheat on me with a guy that is
Speaker 13: a trainer at my gym. He came to me respectfully
Speaker 13: and said there's no way he would have sex with her.
Speaker 13: I didn't like how he said that, Like, my wife's
Speaker 13: not a baddie. Should I talk to him about it
Speaker 13: or let it go?
Speaker 5: What? No?
Speaker 4: How stupid are you How stupid are you? He passed you.
Speaker 4: I don't like the way he said, yeah, like my
Speaker 4: wife ain't a baddie wife. Got to do is be
Speaker 4: a baddie to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 9: Still, your bigger problem is your wife tried to have sex.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, he came to you and.
Speaker 9: Went, hey, bro, listen to me.
Speaker 4: I'm just coming over here and let you know, man,
Speaker 4: before this get out of hand, I would never ever
Speaker 4: do nothing with her. Now she and her getting trained
Speaker 4: for a reason. Obviously, I'm on another level.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 4: You mad at him. I don't like the way he said,
Speaker 4: you're stupid man. Your focus is on the trainer. Your
Speaker 4: wife tried to sleep with it.
Speaker 9: And you hear that.
Speaker 7: I don't think he did.
Speaker 4: Talk to me like my wife ain't a baddie dog.
Speaker 4: Everybody don't thank you? Fine, Sorry, I got news for.
Speaker 1: You, all right.
Speaker 13: Moving on to Lenisia and Newark, Alanisiha says I do
Speaker 13: lashes and I sell electronic gift cards. Had a new
Speaker 13: thirty year old customer that paid with an electronic gift card.
Speaker 13: When she pulled it up on her phone, it was
Speaker 13: from my daddy. Can I ask my sixty two year
Speaker 13: old dad, what is he doing with this young and uh.
Speaker 4: Uh huh and get your lashes done, see you? And
Speaker 4: too many businesses?
Speaker 8: You got too many?
Speaker 4: Yeah, And you don't know if that's your father. Anybody
Speaker 4: could have a name. Johnson is a common name. Smith
Speaker 4: is a common name. Jones is a common name. You know,
Speaker 4: it could be in body. You don't know who that is.
Speaker 4: And then you know, you don't know this girl, but
Speaker 4: maybe she needs some help. Your daddy met her, you
Speaker 4: know somewhere. Did she need help?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: He matter where somewhere, you know, at the store she
Speaker 4: was paying for food and didn't have enough money.
Speaker 1: And you know, at the grocery store, you know, something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 4: You never know. He gonna love tarty your car, don't
Speaker 4: it's something can't hire yourself?
Speaker 13: I see that, okay, Zaddie. Moving on to Christine and Charlotte.
Speaker 13: Christine says, I took my husband's phone out of his
Speaker 13: bag and stuck it under his pillow to see if
Speaker 13: he got calls and texts in the morning. It woke
Speaker 13: both of us up, dinging and ringing at six am.
Speaker 13: He's upset that I did it, But why is that
Speaker 13: an issue?
Speaker 1: And not all the messages.
Speaker 4: Now gonna wake me up like this. You know I
Speaker 4: don't get up to seven. You're gonna stick this under
Speaker 4: my pillar and disturb my sleep. All these people down
Speaker 4: at this job because they do that every morning, they say,
Speaker 4: not be morning tent. It's a prag group that I'm in,
Speaker 4: and they see boys and stuff, and I don't get
Speaker 4: the brow. I don't participate in it til I wake up. Hey,
Speaker 4: you're gonna stick this under the pillar, all these pray
Speaker 4: messages and stuff. Man, So now I had to delete
Speaker 4: the group. I'm out the group now because they call it.
Speaker 7: You willing.
Speaker 4: If you want me to sleep with this thing under
Speaker 4: my pillow, then I'm gonna have to get out the group.
Speaker 15: Now.
Speaker 4: We're not gonna have more prayer up in here.
Speaker 9: That's what you want.
Speaker 7: Messing with my Jesus boy, he flipped that, didn't yeh talk?
Speaker 4: Mom coming up in here? Ding ding ding ding woke
Speaker 4: both of us up?
Speaker 9: You talk, don't right?
Speaker 4: We are and I don't start my prayers to seven,
Speaker 4: and you got it up in here six. That's why
Speaker 4: I keep it over there in the gym bank.
Speaker 1: She's thinking it's a woman texting him.
Speaker 4: Ain't no woman's women in the prayer group. Oh, but
Speaker 4: it's all men's group. But it's a woman that directs.
Speaker 1: Oh, and she's the one that's texting.
Speaker 4: Okay, you know.
Speaker 1: Wow? All right, last one, Jesus, the last one.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: I can't do nothing. Ain't even worship.
Speaker 13: Yeah, all right, last one. This is from lynnon Evanston.
Speaker 13: Lynn says, I work full time. My husband is a
Speaker 13: stay at home dad. Our children are seven and nine
Speaker 13: years old, so they don't require a lot, and my
Speaker 13: husband is free to do his painting during the day.
Speaker 13: So how is he always too tired to make love
Speaker 13: to me after I've worked hard?
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, you feeling Hold up?
Speaker 9: Wait a minute, are you sitting up here here as
Speaker 9: a woman?
Speaker 14: Uh?
Speaker 4: Huh saying what y'all can't stand when a man says,
Speaker 4: you mean to tell me he's been sitting at the
Speaker 4: house all day week.
Speaker 1: I'm a house husband too, keys, yeah, and.
Speaker 4: Now and and all of a sudden when I come home,
Speaker 4: he too, he too tired for me. He'll do nothing.
Speaker 4: It ain't but too kids? What's it fit to do?
Speaker 1: She says, they don't require a lot because there's seven
Speaker 1: and nine.
Speaker 8: What your kids?
Speaker 4: You know, don't require a lot.
Speaker 1: But that's what she said.
Speaker 9: What age do they stop requiring a lot?
Speaker 4: Because I need to know what that number is.
Speaker 1: Well, she thinks that's seven and nine.
Speaker 8: It ain't.
Speaker 1: Well that's what she said.
Speaker 4: Okay, well we got three folk people five now here,
Speaker 4: Junior got listen.
Speaker 1: In there two days in a row.
Speaker 5: Win it.
Speaker 4: We all have kids that have passed to seven and
Speaker 4: nine state. Oh yeah, yeah at seven and nine? Could
Speaker 4: you walk off and lead ass somewhere?
Speaker 1: Would not, especially not today, not if you wanted your
Speaker 1: house right.
Speaker 7: And keep them safe?
Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, so lady, I disagree with that. Now
Speaker 4: let's back it up. Why is he too tired to
Speaker 4: make love to Yeah?
Speaker 1: After she's worked hard?
Speaker 14: Boy?
Speaker 4: You know, everybody don't want no tide. See, everybody don't
Speaker 4: want that. You know. Maybe he's waiting on a weekend
Speaker 4: where you can get yourself some rest because he like
Speaker 4: that titching. You know, everybody, you know all this in here,
Speaker 4: come on, put me to sleep. Nobody won't do that
Speaker 4: all the time, you know, for you. So you know, lady,
Speaker 4: I don't really know where you going with this.
Speaker 1: Him.
Speaker 4: It ain't nothing about him messing around with nobody. He
Speaker 4: got time to do his painting. Hard to paint with
Speaker 4: two kids, Daddy, Daddy, shut up, I'm painting.
Speaker 1: We're hungry, Daddy.
Speaker 7: See me, ain't got time.
Speaker 4: We didn't look.
Speaker 11: At school.
Speaker 1: Their school. Yeah, they should be in school. Maybe he's
Speaker 1: a homeschool.
Speaker 4: My kids gonna be flucking out of everything. I can't
Speaker 4: teach you. I got the homeschool my kids. We're gonna
Speaker 4: be the backyard learned and the training. We're gonna be
Speaker 4: back there learning how to be Greek Masons. Come many,
Speaker 4: Thank y'all working on the app edition.
Speaker 1: Money though, thank you Bello.
Speaker 13: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
Speaker 13: some entertainment news where you're right after this you're listening.
Speaker 8: Morning show.
Speaker 13: So this is some good news for Caitlin Clark, the
Speaker 13: number one and w NBA draft pick. Caitlin's w NBA
Speaker 13: income will be padded by a new Nike deal that's
Speaker 13: worth twenty eight million dollars over eight years. Nike was
Speaker 13: at the top of Kaitlyn's list after under Armour offered
Speaker 13: only sixteen million, Adidas offered her six million, and Puma
Speaker 13: came in at only three million, So naturally she wanted
Speaker 13: Nike and chose Nike for twenty eight Well, we.
Speaker 7: Know, Dale King.
Speaker 14: What I'm sorry, Papa, I'm sorry, it was out there.
Speaker 14: It was out there, Key, you know, Gill rooting for.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 13: So moving on, TikTokers are really really upset about this one.
Speaker 13: President Biden has signed a bill to potentially ban TikTok
Speaker 13: in the US if the company doesn't find a buyer. TikTok,
Speaker 13: of course, is Chinese owned, yeah, and US lawmakers warned
Speaker 13: that the Chinese government could easily have access to the
Speaker 13: sensitive data of its over one hundred and seventy million users.
Speaker 1: So, Steve, you're a TikTok. You're on TikTok, right, Steve
Speaker 1: you are, You're on TikTok. You don't know, Well, yeah
Speaker 1: you are TikTok.
Speaker 13: You are. And Carla, you have a teenager. So I'm
Speaker 13: just trying to find out how is this going to
Speaker 13: impact them?
Speaker 2: Well, let me say, I don't know about Steve, but
Speaker 2: in my household, this is the most devastating you have
Speaker 2: said very long time. These teenage just say, man, I
Speaker 2: have a house full of teenagers that.
Speaker 11: Come over all the time.
Speaker 1: No, they gonna be like Mama, who can we call?
Speaker 1: Is their petition.
Speaker 7: To sign.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my stylist Elie Caromo, if he hear this.
Speaker 1: It's devastating, right.
Speaker 4: Because let me tell you something, I have never met
Speaker 4: nobody that stay on tip his phone, stay uncharged.
Speaker 7: Out of power.
Speaker 4: Yes, he get all his information from TikTok how to
Speaker 4: cure his stomach alements, which he has two three times
Speaker 4: a week. Can Yeah, stupid, And then he go on
Speaker 4: TikTok for that, and he gets all his news on TikTok.
Speaker 16: Yah.
Speaker 1: Has he ever told you anything that's going on in
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 4: Or everyday news? Every damn mister Harvey. Gee, look at this. Okay, Ellie,
Speaker 4: you know that's TikTok. Mister Harvey.
Speaker 1: It's on TikTok, So that makes it true and real.
Speaker 4: Yes, he came in there with his face burned up
Speaker 4: the other day, saw something on TikTok. Tried it at
Speaker 4: the house.
Speaker 7: One of those challenges he tried.
Speaker 4: He tried his faith.
Speaker 17: Yeah, some vinegar with some baking soda and yeah, the
Speaker 17: little boy he wanted to Sometimes TikTok has some good
Speaker 17: stuff on you, So they need to find a way
Speaker 17: to maybe balance it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're concerned about the data.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here his problem data TikTok may have some good
Speaker 4: stuff on it, but he tried everything, that's what so so,
Speaker 4: so he off sets whatever good on that he tried.
Speaker 4: Recipes at home. Just got a kitchen full of stuff
Speaker 4: that don't work.
Speaker 1: What is the one with the let me see wait
Speaker 1: what is it? Yeah, the hot chips, all of that.
Speaker 1: They're talking conversations with the food.
Speaker 11: Stuff is dangerous.
Speaker 1: You can't do those challenges and hacked.
Speaker 4: Those are really really dangerous thing. Yeah.
Speaker 13: Well so anyway, speaking of moving on to uh, Tiffany Hattish.
Speaker 13: Timney Hattish has definitely been in the news the past
Speaker 13: couple of years with more bad news than good. But
Speaker 13: she recently happily announced that she's been sober and celibate
Speaker 13: for the past six months. So congratulations Tiffany Hattish for that.
Speaker 13: That's a milestone. Yeah, and she's taking time, huh.
Speaker 1: Be celibate for six months. It could happen, It could happen.
Speaker 4: What does it happen though.
Speaker 1: Well, she's taking time to work on herself, to.
Speaker 4: Work on how can you work on yourself if you
Speaker 4: sell them, if you don't have nobody else in yourself? Yes, okay,
Speaker 4: pretty much, sir on yourself.
Speaker 9: No, he need to hear.
Speaker 4: Stuff like that.
Speaker 1: You mean, in your life, in your life?
Speaker 4: No, not in your life, Jeff, what I see.
Speaker 13: And you also said she has had time to clap
Speaker 13: back when she receives negative comments on social media, and
Speaker 13: an interview with The La Times, Tiffany admitted that she
Speaker 13: created a fake Twitter or x account so she can
Speaker 13: clap back at a few of the haters that leave
Speaker 13: mean comments. So see, would you ever create a fake
Speaker 13: Instagram or x account just so you can clap back
Speaker 13: at your haters?
Speaker 2: No, that's what.
Speaker 4: Plus, I don't even know how to work the account
Speaker 4: I got. The hell, I'm gonna have a frankuork for you.
Speaker 1: What you got now can help?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 4: That tool account I can't work. I'm not addressing no
Speaker 4: damn man. Say what you want to say right in
Speaker 4: the words of what's what's your mama's name? Pat Bolton?
Speaker 3: Pat Bolton?
Speaker 4: In the words are the late great Pat Bolt? Yes,
Speaker 4: I could give lesson, Yes.
Speaker 1: She gave zero and a.
Speaker 4: Say what you won't to say?
Speaker 1: That works for Tiffany, but not for Steve.
Speaker 4: Okay, just my behind, put it in a box and
Speaker 4: don't miss a corner.
Speaker 7: Coming up.
Speaker 1: In twenty minutes after the hour.
Speaker 13: Well, you guys, remember yesterday Junior got an encouraging voicemail
Speaker 13: about his poetry. So guess what coming up next? Junior
Speaker 13: has a new poem for us today.
Speaker 1: Yes, Junior, right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 8: Morning show.
Speaker 1: All right, Steve introduced JR. Here's a poem for us.
Speaker 4: I called him Jay Rap. That stands for Junior's raggedy
Speaker 4: ass poems, and he is another way. Go ahead, Jay Rapp.
Speaker 12: Thank you Peace, Brother Harvey cream and peace, brother Miles Mmm, Peace,
Speaker 12: Sister Sheritan Peace, sister.
Speaker 11: Carl Peace, brother Jack Peace, Mike Peace. Yes, well but
Speaker 11: that's what hey, hey, brother, that you disrespectful.
Speaker 7: Now, this is poem by you.
Speaker 11: Disrespectful.
Speaker 7: That's what it is.
Speaker 11: Today's poem is called respect R E S P E
Speaker 11: C T. None of it is peace. Brother, people, we go.
Speaker 11: My poem today is about respect. I feel like a
Speaker 11: couple of you on this show need to be checked.
Speaker 11: There are a few things I'd like this a for starters.
Speaker 12: Shut out to my mad big j He called in
Speaker 12: all the way from Compton to congratulate, and all you
Speaker 12: do is sit here and hate. I'm calling out Tommy
Speaker 12: I'm calling out Uncle Steve. I need you to give
Speaker 12: him my props, will you please?
Speaker 7: I got it all out.
Speaker 11: I just want you to know this is probably the
Speaker 11: listeners favorite part of the show.
Speaker 18: V in respect, respect, respect, respect, respect, respect the poem,
Speaker 18: respect the poem respect respect.
Speaker 9: That was a hard statement. There wasn't no damn.
Speaker 1: Poem respect their statement.
Speaker 9: There wasn't no poems respect. Shot to Big j I
Speaker 9: got the Lord your respect, lorder your tone. There's people
Speaker 9: driving trying to cut throwing out the window.
Speaker 1: That's his deep boy, Steve.
Speaker 7: I mean, I'm a.
Speaker 1: Stabbing you have a rebuttal, Steve, You.
Speaker 4: Not snaping nothing.
Speaker 7: I came then you see love Jones after.
Speaker 4: What poem.
Speaker 1: About the hate from you and Uncle Steve.
Speaker 4: Here's my rebuttal. I can't believe that that was it
Speaker 4: when all of us know that that wouldn't. Now we
Speaker 4: can sit here and act like it made a lot
Speaker 4: of sense, but I think you and I both know
Speaker 4: that damn poem was rather dense.
Speaker 9: I don't know how long it took you to write it,
Speaker 9: and I don't know how long.
Speaker 4: You had it, But don't ever come up in here
Speaker 4: with that message in and don't forget, I said you,
Speaker 4: Lord Junior, I'm.
Speaker 9: Gonna have to remember something clear that you ain't no
Speaker 9: damn it and.
Speaker 4: Know that you first heard it. Here stop waiting, and
Speaker 4: now we got up and now we love that one.
Speaker 4: This here damn show?
Speaker 7: Whoa not?
Speaker 4: That all.
Speaker 1: Is up next, Chris, you're listening.
Speaker 8: Morning show?
Speaker 1: All right, Carl, your buddy Roscoe is here. Take it away.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Rosco.
Speaker 16: Hey, we're going on call everything every day, everybody, everybody, well, shure,
Speaker 16: hey here, then let the girl for here, Julia, I
Speaker 16: don't bite you.
Speaker 4: Hey that that poor man, you're gonna put that out.
Speaker 4: Wait that time of time. We're going on with your fiel.
Speaker 4: All right, they gonna god, what you got, what you want?
Speaker 7: What you what do you need?
Speaker 1: All right, let's get it going.
Speaker 2: Okay, first thing since the last segment, Junior's poem was
Speaker 2: titled respect.
Speaker 9: Why don't you go ahead kick it off?
Speaker 1: Roscoe?
Speaker 7: Find out what in me?
Speaker 16: You shoot me?
Speaker 9: Oh yes, come on, and don't call me o.
Speaker 4: Little restrict.
Speaker 7: He said, I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: That was a little treat.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 2: So here's what I want to do today, Roscoe. I
Speaker 2: want to salute Ohio.
Speaker 9: Right here, Uh, huh hey, I was called here.
Speaker 11: Aha, hey.
Speaker 12: He five.
Speaker 9: Won't say hop fi yup woo woo woo.
Speaker 4: They had Ohio right there, Oh high player, you can't
Speaker 4: salute it. You can't salute a hop no more than
Speaker 4: no high player.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: Roscoe, not check Roscoe. I didn't know neither Baker was
Speaker 2: originally from Ohio?
Speaker 7: Did you know that?
Speaker 9: How you ain't know that?
Speaker 7: I did not know that.
Speaker 4: I did not.
Speaker 9: Given you the person I got.
Speaker 16: Baby, I'm betting everything on my wedding ring, giving.
Speaker 7: You the best that I got. Hell hell ye, no
Speaker 7: good out of her?
Speaker 14: Steve out?
Speaker 9: Oh I know, let me haul out O house.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I am gonna.
Speaker 7: We had white people out o Dean mar not on
Speaker 7: how you're way out O house?
Speaker 1: Okay, Bobby Woman, I didn't.
Speaker 5: I know that.
Speaker 4: Rry you know, I don't know how you ain't doing
Speaker 4: that right here, Bobby.
Speaker 1: If you think you're lonely now.
Speaker 10: Bobby woman, if you think you're lonely now, so waiting
Speaker 10: you tonight? If you think you lonely now, lonely, lonely, lonely.
Speaker 7: Now waiting to.
Speaker 4: Waiting til this dog?
Speaker 16: Baby?
Speaker 4: What else you got?
Speaker 16: Oh?
Speaker 2: Jas, I want you to switch it up and sing backstaffs.
Speaker 9: They smiling your face, smiling your face all time.
Speaker 4: They're trying to take your place. Their backs down bagstam.
Speaker 4: I keep getting all these visits from my friends. Don't
Speaker 4: you know that they come to my house at getting
Speaker 4: again and again. Gil, somebody is out to get your baby.
Speaker 4: A few of my fellas they show looks shade. I
Speaker 4: don't know what they're going on with this hill, but
Speaker 4: I wish they take some of these knives out of
Speaker 4: my I'm back dimn damn backstaple, sing us out. Phone
Speaker 4: call coming, nephew, pume into my house and keys.
Speaker 1: Coming up at four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 13: It's my strawberry letter for it today and the subject
Speaker 13: is it's always my fault. We'll get into that find
Speaker 13: out what that's all about in just a few because
Speaker 13: right now it is time for the nephew and today's
Speaker 13: prank phone call.
Speaker 1: Nephew, what you got for us today?
Speaker 14: Uh?
Speaker 4: You know we've all had a shirley and he's a warrants. Warrants.
Speaker 4: You got a warrant A warrant.
Speaker 7: Okay, we've all had we not here, I didn't have
Speaker 7: a wart.
Speaker 4: I had to pull I didn't.
Speaker 14: I'd had the police behind me and pulled up as
Speaker 14: somebody up driveway and went on walked in the house
Speaker 14: like I lived there.
Speaker 8: But that's dangerous.
Speaker 7: Well the alternative though, as right for you.
Speaker 4: It worked for me.
Speaker 8: You got once.
Speaker 7: Let's go get no.
Speaker 3: Ship and resuming.
Speaker 5: This is bread, Brad. I'm trying to reach a Regina, please,
Speaker 5: uh hold on a woman? Hold on.
Speaker 4: Hello one minute.
Speaker 6: Receiving. This is Regina.
Speaker 5: How you doing? This is Officer Antonio with the Chicago
Speaker 5: Police Department. Do you have a I have a fax
Speaker 5: for you. Do you have a fact number available that
Speaker 5: I can send something to you?
Speaker 6: Have a fact for me?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 6: I have a fact for you for Regina too.
Speaker 5: Regina Thompson, this is uh you. You're working in shipping
Speaker 5: and receiving.
Speaker 3: Yes, I am.
Speaker 5: This is Officer Antonio from the Chicago Police Department. I
Speaker 5: have a fax for you. Well, what's the facts for
Speaker 5: I'd rather you see it and then we'll discuss it after.
Speaker 5: Just give me your number. I'll get this sent over
Speaker 5: and then I'll call you back in a few minutes
Speaker 5: to make sure you've gotten it.
Speaker 6: Well, you're factionated to my job? Is this personal or
Speaker 6: is this work related?
Speaker 5: This is something actually that you need to have in
Speaker 5: your hand right away. Let me get your facts number
Speaker 5: so I can get this over to you as soon
Speaker 5: as possible.
Speaker 6: Okay. Wait, mane, you're from the police department and you
Speaker 6: want to send me a fact.
Speaker 5: I want to send you in facts. Okay, so go
Speaker 5: ahead and give me your number.
Speaker 6: Okay, but this is my job. What's going to come
Speaker 6: over on the fact?
Speaker 3: What are you?
Speaker 6: You have the right particel for you?
Speaker 5: It will it will be addressed to you. Just stand
Speaker 5: by the facts machine and it'll be there within the
Speaker 5: next three minutes.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, all right, go ahead and fast it.
Speaker 5: Okay, give me your number.
Speaker 6: Uh huh uh one tream. Just put it attention to me.
Speaker 5: Okay. I would advise that you stand by there so
Speaker 5: no one else gets it. Okay, okay, what's your name
Speaker 5: against Officer Antonio. So just stand by your fact machine
Speaker 5: and look for it, trying to make sure.
Speaker 6: But if you have the fact that you have to
Speaker 6: send me, why don't you stop to the top and
Speaker 6: read to it to make sure you have the right person.
Speaker 6: You can see that any thing.
Speaker 5: Any nobody are you Regina Thompson I'm Regina.
Speaker 6: Does it say Regina Thompson, Regina al.
Speaker 5: Thompson, Regina el else? My name is your home address.
Speaker 6: I don't see how the police apartment is facing me anything.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I don't see how the Chicago Police abottom
Speaker 6: is facts to me anything. Are you sure you have
Speaker 6: the right person?
Speaker 5: I have the right person? Are you located at fifty
Speaker 5: eight Avenue?
Speaker 6: What is that your read the whatever fact you have
Speaker 6: to send me?
Speaker 3: Just stop the top and let's let's go from there.
Speaker 5: Ma'am. I will get to that once I send it.
Speaker 5: I'm sending it over in.
Speaker 6: The oh you're sending you're gonna send it to my job.
Speaker 6: I'll work here. This is my place in employment. You
Speaker 6: just can't send any old things in the police department
Speaker 6: over here. It's a blessing.
Speaker 5: I'm an officer. I'm allowed to send things anywhere I
Speaker 5: want to. Okay, So just stand by your faction machine.
Speaker 5: I'll call you back in three minutes and we'll discuss, okay.
Speaker 6: I just don't see how you can just fat stuff.
Speaker 5: Like that.
Speaker 6: The phone.
Speaker 5: I'm sending it there.
Speaker 6: How do you know nobody else is gonna see it?
Speaker 6: If you're not allowed to tell me what it is.
Speaker 6: You're allowed to begin than anybody else, to read it
Speaker 6: over again, receive now what your Okay, I'm over again.
Speaker 6: Ship received I all revenue at the Macantine to see
Speaker 6: what you won't even tell you on the phone. Doesn't
Speaker 6: even make it, he says, just tell me.
Speaker 4: Let's see.
Speaker 5: Let's see what it is about, ma'am. I'll call you back.
Speaker 5: Thank you. Sh've been receiving is Brad? Brad. I'm trying
Speaker 5: to get Regina again.
Speaker 6: Please hold on, hold on, let me see you shivn'ty
Speaker 6: receiving this the Regina?
Speaker 5: Okay, Regina, this is Officer Antonio again. Did you get
Speaker 5: your facts?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 6: I got the facts. This is saying. It's just a warn.
Speaker 6: It's not saying what a when, or what's happened or anything.
Speaker 5: Okay, war from my arrest. That's a warrant for your arrest.
Speaker 6: Yeah. But I am not going to cooperate anymore with
Speaker 6: you until you tell me what is going on.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, here's what's going on. What I need you
Speaker 5: to do is either come into the station or we're
Speaker 5: going to have two officers come over to your job
Speaker 5: and pick you up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but don't you start telling me what this is about.
Speaker 6: I'm not coming. I'm not going anywhere. I'm at work
Speaker 6: and nobody can just come up here. Just what are
Speaker 6: you gonna come here? Come? I just have a war.
Speaker 5: You have to give me more information and okay, we've
Speaker 5: got too many people and witnesses claiming that you have
Speaker 5: been doing public nudity and flashing. What you've been indulging
Speaker 5: in public nudity? Have you been flashing people?
Speaker 6: What are you talking about? What do you mean witnesses?
Speaker 5: What are you talking about we ma'am? We have several
Speaker 5: witnesses that are claiming Gena Thompson has been doing a
Speaker 5: lot of flashing and a lot of public nudity.
Speaker 6: Check the moon. I'm you sure with Zeena Thompsins, Are
Speaker 6: you sure you have the right things?
Speaker 5: I have the exact first, ma'am, I would not have
Speaker 5: been able to call your job. I know exactly who
Speaker 5: I am.
Speaker 6: Ma'am.
Speaker 5: Are you listening to me? I will give you two
Speaker 5: hours to come into the station, or I will send
Speaker 5: a squad car out to get you.
Speaker 6: Well, what I don't give it, what you don't give
Speaker 6: me to us. What you need to do is take
Speaker 6: this warn and shove it up because I wasn't anywhere.
Speaker 6: Ye wait, what day did has happened? What data month?
Speaker 5: I understand you understanding this does have a date on
Speaker 5: when the incident has happened. This has been happening for
Speaker 5: the last month, from what I understand.
Speaker 6: So somebody came up there and said that I'm flashing people,
Speaker 6: and y'all just get a war out and that's that's
Speaker 6: how easy it is.
Speaker 5: Right, Well, if they have filed a complaint. Okay, who listen,
Speaker 5: I tell you what. I'm gonna send a car over. Okay,
Speaker 5: you can send a.
Speaker 6: Car you want to, Y'ALLT can tell got coming here
Speaker 6: because I haven't flashed anybody. I'm too old to be
Speaker 6: flashing people. I don't do that, So you can bring
Speaker 6: You can send a car you want to. I'll tell
Speaker 6: you what. You better send more than one because I
Speaker 6: ain't doing what one does not tell me anything.
Speaker 5: Mister Jinia Townson. I'm here to let you know that
Speaker 5: I am sending a squad car right now that should
Speaker 5: being there in the next thirty minutes.
Speaker 6: Okay, I don't give a what you do. Like you
Speaker 6: go up to send minute one. I'm about to call
Speaker 6: when y'all getting your hands gonna. He's gonna because I
Speaker 6: ain't been out of nowhere nothing, and I know this.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna put them talking you what but it wasn't me.
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Speaker 13: Subject It's always my fault. Dear Stephen Shirley, My husband
Speaker 13: and I have been married for nine years. In the beginning,
Speaker 13: we talked about starting a family, but he wasn't able
Speaker 13: to make that happen. We went to see a specialist
Speaker 13: and we were told that his little swimmers are weak.
Speaker 13: The doctor said he should improve his diet and exercise
Speaker 13: more often. But my husband made his issue my fault
Speaker 13: because I cook a lot of red meat and we
Speaker 13: eat a lot of bread and potatoes. I was so
Speaker 13: hurt that he blamed that on me. Then sex with
Speaker 13: him got worse Gradually. He said, it's all my fault
Speaker 13: because I come to bed partially naked and wearing a
Speaker 13: scarf over my hair. He said those visuals don't go together,
Speaker 13: and he can't perform with me looking unpresentable. That hurt
Speaker 13: my feelings too. The bottom line is he cannot perform
Speaker 13: and his main character is smaller than normal. I have
Speaker 13: kept it in for so huh. I've kept it in
Speaker 13: for so long, and I finally got to tell him
Speaker 13: how I really feel. We were being intimate and he
Speaker 13: made a loud noise and slid away from me. He
Speaker 13: said it felt like he pulled a muscle after I
Speaker 13: flipped over too quickly on him. He said I was
Speaker 13: being wild. I told him I was doing all I
Speaker 13: could so it would stay put. I told him I
Speaker 13: was glad he pulled a muscle because I was tired
Speaker 13: of faking the funk with him. Now he's walking around
Speaker 13: the house with a heating pad velcrow to his back,
Speaker 13: and I think he's the most foolish man I've ever met.
Speaker 13: How can everything that's wrong, especially in his private areas,
Speaker 13: be my fault? What do you think is he blaming
Speaker 13: me for everything to cover up his own shortcomings. Is
Speaker 13: he blaming you for everything to cover up for his
Speaker 13: own shortcomings? Well, in a word, yes, no man wants
Speaker 13: to face the fact that he's not the man he
Speaker 13: thinks he is. He's not large in size, and the
Speaker 13: doctor says he has weak sperm. All that is a
Speaker 13: big blow to a man's ego, for sure. But instead
Speaker 13: of trying to deal with this in a mature manner,
Speaker 13: he's using it as a distraction because the real issue
Speaker 13: is you wanting children and him not being able to
Speaker 13: give you children. That is not your fault period. That
Speaker 13: is a medical problem on his part, like the doctor said,
Speaker 13: who also gave him some solutions that could help him
Speaker 13: build himself up. The way he's acting the way he's acting,
Speaker 13: Are you sure you even want kids with this man?
Speaker 13: I mean, I know he's your husband. But it's good
Speaker 13: that all this came out because now you know how
Speaker 13: he really feels about you, and it's not very favorable.
Speaker 13: He hurts your feelings because he can't handle the truth
Speaker 13: about himself.
Speaker 4: Steve Sherley, where did you see that they gave him
Speaker 4: something to do to help himself? I missed that part.
Speaker 13: Oh, The doctor said he should improve his diet and
Speaker 13: exercise more often.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see that. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 4: I was lost that was up at the top. Oh
Speaker 4: that's right, because you end your letter back at the top. Okay,
Speaker 4: all right, I got it now, thank you. Here's the problem.
Speaker 4: Let's just get to this letter right here. Now, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna read this letter, but as a man, so this
Speaker 4: woman don't feel bad. I'm gonna give you the cause
Speaker 4: of all his problem. Y'all got married nine years. In
Speaker 4: the beginning, y'all talked about have a family, but he
Speaker 4: wasn't able to make that happen. That's a true statement.
Speaker 4: We see especialists and we were told that, let's just
Speaker 4: get to this. His little swimmers are weak. Now let
Speaker 4: me tell you why you have weak little swimmers. We
Speaker 4: are not gonna say nothing nasty because this is all
Speaker 4: part of uh like health and education. In class, these
Speaker 4: little swimmers are referred to the technical name or sperm. Now,
Speaker 4: the reason you have little weak swimmers, it's cast swimmers
Speaker 4: need exercise to be big and strong. And whether you
Speaker 4: get your exercise that as a little swimmer in the
Speaker 4: little swimmer swimming pool, you get your exercise in the
Speaker 4: little swimming swimming canal. Now we have a problem because
Speaker 4: you said his main character is smaller than normal. Well,
Speaker 4: now that means the swimming canal and the swimming pool
Speaker 4: is little hard to do laps in the kittie pool.
Speaker 4: It's hard. You know, all of us have children, and
Speaker 4: all of us that bought our kids a kiddie pool
Speaker 4: at one point in time. You go out there and
Speaker 4: fill it up with the holes if you want to.
Speaker 4: But you can't do a lap in a kitty pool.
Speaker 4: You need that pool or a swimming pool. But his
Speaker 4: main character is small, so he got a kiddie pool.
Speaker 4: Now he got the litt bity little weak swimmers, and
Speaker 4: they tied too. Weak swimmers get tied. They can't make it,
Speaker 4: and we can't make it. We can't make it. We
Speaker 4: can't get nowhere because they're weak. Now that we got
Speaker 4: that out the way, let me help this lady.
Speaker 7: In the letter, the doctor.
Speaker 4: Said he should improve his diet and exercise more often.
Speaker 4: Now fat boy ain't took his ass to the gym
Speaker 4: and time. And now he say that's your fault because
Speaker 4: you cook a lot of red meat and we eat
Speaker 4: a lot of bread and potatoes. I was so hurt
Speaker 4: that he blamed it on me that the sex got
Speaker 4: worse gradually. How can it get worse? Lord?
Speaker 15: Message?
Speaker 4: He said, it's my fault because I come to bed
Speaker 4: partially naked and wearing a scarf.
Speaker 5: Of them.
Speaker 4: Hell, that's do you know how much if you come
Speaker 4: partially naked with a scoff that's Jay Pott, that's jack pot.
Speaker 4: Don't don't that should be the greatest moment. They'll li
Speaker 4: like she half nigger with a scarf on. You ain't
Speaker 4: trying to do nothing to her scarff? What did you
Speaker 4: worry about the scarf fa.
Speaker 13: Hang on, Steve, we'll have part two of your response
Speaker 13: coming up.
Speaker 9: Now, you worrying about the scarf fault?
Speaker 13: At twenty three minutes after the hour of today's Strawberry Letter,
Speaker 13: subject It's always my fault. We'll get back into it
Speaker 13: right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 8: Morning show?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 13: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject
Speaker 13: is it's always my fault.
Speaker 4: In all hones stuff. I feel sorry for this lady
Speaker 4: because she got this man that's blaming her for everything,
Speaker 4: and ain't none of this is her fault? They can't
Speaker 4: have a family because they went to a specialist, and
Speaker 4: specialist told her that they little swimmers is weak. Now,
Speaker 4: I told you, in order for the little swimmers to
Speaker 4: be able to grow up and be strong swimmers, if
Speaker 4: they have to get a lot of exercise. And you
Speaker 4: need exercise if you're a swimmer in a big pool.
Speaker 4: But if you're in a kittie pool and a little
Speaker 4: bitty canal, you're not gonna be able to get no exercise.
Speaker 4: It's hard to do exercise in the kitty pool because
Speaker 4: even if you move around a lot, you're gonna splash
Speaker 4: the water out. Now it's on the floor. And now
Speaker 4: you can't do nothing in the kitty pool and in
Speaker 4: the canal he got the lady said, it's smaller. His
Speaker 4: main character is smaller than normal. Lord, have mercy. Now
Speaker 4: you got a little bitty a main character, and you
Speaker 4: ain't got no kiddie pool. You got a kiddie pool.
Speaker 4: It's too much small messing here. That's why your swimmers
Speaker 4: is weak. Now, the doctor said, like Shirley pointed out
Speaker 4: to me that he needs to improve his diet and exercise.
Speaker 4: Fat boy, he took his ad to the gym. Yet
Speaker 4: now you blame you for the diet because y'all need
Speaker 4: a lot of red meat, potatoes, and bread. All that
Speaker 4: could be true, But I like potatoes and breathe. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I ain't had no trouble my main character. As matter
Speaker 4: of fact, I had talked to him all the time, say, man,
Speaker 4: this ain't about you. Well that's what I have to
Speaker 4: tell my main character sometimes this is not about you.
Speaker 1: And I'm telling you that now.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm just saying he's probably never had that conversation
Speaker 4: with his main character. He the main character ain't doing
Speaker 4: nothing right. Hey, hey, hey, your turn, my man, Hey,
Speaker 4: what you doing?
Speaker 9: Here?
Speaker 5: We go?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 4: He making up excuses why he can't get the main
Speaker 4: character to play the lead role. See when you got
Speaker 4: the main character, you got to have the lead role
Speaker 4: in the play. Now, the starring lady in the play,
Speaker 4: your co host. She come to bed half naked with
Speaker 4: a scarf on her head. He say, those two don't
Speaker 4: go together, and it's her fault that his main character
Speaker 4: can't produce because she's unpresentable. She half naked, She is
Speaker 4: presenting herself to the little swimming and the kiddie pool.
Speaker 4: Your main character is not doing what he supposed to be.
Speaker 4: He got to stand up and be old fellow. It's
Speaker 4: time to be an old fellow. You over here, you
Speaker 4: little Pinocchio. That ain't the play we doing tonight, nadamnit.
Speaker 9: Get to play right.
Speaker 4: Your main character is reading the wrong script. You is
Speaker 4: not little Pinocchio.
Speaker 9: And if you are, tell a lie, let's get some
Speaker 9: growth hill.
Speaker 4: Your one character good not following the script.
Speaker 7: Listen to me.
Speaker 9: If the script is a little Red winden Hook, we
Speaker 9: need you to be the wolf. You can't be little
Speaker 9: Red riding Hood.
Speaker 4: This ain't who we are. We need your main character
Speaker 4: to be the wolf. If you the three Bears, you
Speaker 4: can't keep being the little baby bear. You can't be Goldilocks.
Speaker 7: Damn it.
Speaker 4: You need to be Papa Bear. Your main character don't
Speaker 4: know the play now. We was being intimate one time
Speaker 4: and he made a lot of noise and slid away
Speaker 4: from me. He said it felt like he pulled the
Speaker 4: muscle after I flipped over too quickly on him. He
Speaker 4: said I was being wild. I told him I was
Speaker 4: doing all all I could so we could stay put.
Speaker 4: Because the little character over here don't can't, can't, don't
Speaker 4: know how to play the whole time. See the little character,
Speaker 4: keep running around the playground. We on the sliding board.
Speaker 4: Stay on the sliding board. What is your only last
Speaker 4: going over there, getting on the staatsoft for we not
Speaker 4: gotta finish on the sliding board. Now he come talking
Speaker 4: about he done pull the muscle because and then he said,
Speaker 4: and I told him I was glad he pulled the
Speaker 4: muscle because I'm tired of faking it, trying to hold
Speaker 4: you in place because your main character doing the wrong.
Speaker 9: Play.
Speaker 4: Name a couple of plays. Just give me a name
Speaker 4: of a play, A popular play. Lady in Wiz okay,
Speaker 4: the Wiz? Okay, the Wiz is good. When is you
Speaker 4: gonna be the Wizard? Everybody can't be off to see
Speaker 4: the Wizard. You need to tell your main character you
Speaker 4: got to be the wizard, and you will. You stopping
Speaker 4: Poto ain't gonna make it stop being Toto the scarecrow,
Speaker 4: fiddler on the roof, be the damn fiddler. Wow, I
Speaker 4: mean you keep being the fiddle. You got to be
Speaker 4: the main character. Come in here with your little violin ass.
Speaker 4: A matter of fact, you just come in here as
Speaker 4: a couple of strange and we need to whole damn fiddler.
Speaker 4: Give me another play, any play?
Speaker 9: I said Fences, Yes, you got to be Denzel. No problem,
Speaker 9: can't be the sun. Come on, Pop, you can't beat
Speaker 9: the Sun.
Speaker 4: I ain't got it, Pops, Come on, Pops, I ain't
Speaker 4: got it. Shut up, boy, give me another plate. You
Speaker 4: got to get your main character together, anything.
Speaker 7: Romeo or Juliet. No, I ain't gonna beat Juliet.
Speaker 9: Where Romeo? Damn beat the letter? Then climb up there.
Speaker 5: Do that?
Speaker 4: Get your roll together. Your main character is sloppy. He
Speaker 4: not cutting it, lady. Let me just huh but Dia,
Speaker 4: damn it.
Speaker 9: Be my deal?
Speaker 1: All right?
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Speaker 9: Pops his own short comings. We tied it short.
Speaker 1: I art radio app. Come up next is Junior and
Speaker 1: Sports Talk. Right after this.
Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 1: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What
Speaker 1: you got Junior?
Speaker 7: Well, this is out of nowhere.
Speaker 12: Reggie Bush has his Heisman trophy returned to him. You know,
Speaker 12: he lost his trophy from the gifts and money he
Speaker 12: received from agents. But due to nil rules, the Heisman
Speaker 12: Committee has returned it to him he wanted in two
Speaker 12: thousand and five. They took it from him in twenty ten,
Speaker 12: and so now Reggie got his Hidsmand Trophy back.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 11: They reunited, man, and.
Speaker 4: That's really good man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 9: That's what old Jack said.
Speaker 4: Trying to do well get his Highland trophy back. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that was he was that he went out there in
Speaker 4: Vada for.
Speaker 7: Wherever he is now, he's probably looking take that off.
Speaker 15: Please continue, Junior, Well just saying because yeah, but because
Speaker 15: it okay, come on, I'm very comfortable with my last agent.
Speaker 4: Yeah. It was all over the news while he was
Speaker 4: in the toy was saying the fact that he's not
Speaker 4: here anymorehead, nothing nothing to do with you. I'm just
Speaker 4: talking about if we're talking about getting him. Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: how they knew. That's how they knew o J was
Speaker 4: guilty in the first place, because when they was in
Speaker 4: there doing the clean up in front of their house,
Speaker 4: they found the heisman in the bushes. He had dropped it.
Speaker 1: Do you have any more sports?
Speaker 15: Yeah, I.
Speaker 12: Was just trying to understand it's just fair to give
Speaker 12: him this trophy back because of the n L rules.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely, man, the brother deserved his true he
Speaker 4: earned that. It ain't had nothing to do with no
Speaker 4: money or nothing like that. And they're paying these kids. Now,
Speaker 4: that's just like they need to let all these people
Speaker 4: out of prison for selling weed. Same thing legal legal,
Speaker 4: it's legal if you were in there for selling weed.
Speaker 4: They need to let all these people out. But they
Speaker 4: need to Why would they keep them in there for what?
Speaker 4: That's not justice anymore? Legal?
Speaker 9: Yeah, man, they was just ahead of their time. It
Speaker 9: was forward thinking people. Well, let me just say this.
Speaker 11: The Texas revealed their new uniforms. What y'all think about
Speaker 11: the new uniform I love them.
Speaker 1: I like them a lot, Yes, Age Town, I love it.
Speaker 14: A touch of that baby blue from the all of
Speaker 14: just a touch of that baby blue that no matter.
Speaker 14: Junior scared to say you don't like them, I.
Speaker 11: Ain't scared to say.
Speaker 7: I'm what I'm saying.
Speaker 11: I don't like I don't like them.
Speaker 12: I don't like them because it looked like we're playing
Speaker 12: little league football. That would have looked like a pee
Speaker 12: wee team, that would look like that.
Speaker 1: Don't Yes, it's good, Jr.
Speaker 11: We got a little uh h.
Speaker 7: On the side of our helmet.
Speaker 11: Put the bull back up there. Let's be intimidating with
Speaker 11: the bull. Now, we got h got a little team.
Speaker 4: You ain't y'all from Houston, h town. Yeah, you got
Speaker 4: that little thing on your hand right now. We can't
Speaker 4: We don't even know what that is.
Speaker 1: We can't even coming up at the table.
Speaker 8: Thank you, Jr.
Speaker 13: Which coworker would you depend on if you needed help?
Speaker 13: We'll find out right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 13: All right, So, Steve, which one of your Steve Harvey
Speaker 13: Morning Show co workers would you hate to get into
Speaker 13: an argument with you?
Speaker 4: You ain't fair, you illogical? Listen yet never had a
Speaker 4: little attitude, but.
Speaker 9: You really, I really can't argue with none of the college.
Speaker 4: She custom much on on.
Speaker 9: Like that, saying that I'm doing better now.
Speaker 7: I don't want that.
Speaker 11: I don't want that said.
Speaker 4: If you say something to monitor, She started crying. I
Speaker 4: ain't never seen nobody so damn toughest since the same
Speaker 4: damn time.
Speaker 7: Yes, so you don't nobody to respect me.
Speaker 4: I got all these damn degree and y'all be talking
Speaker 4: to me like I'm educated.
Speaker 7: I got more education than everybody on this show. Diploma.
Speaker 7: You ain't got nothing but a diploma? What I see?
Speaker 13: Which which one of us would you ask to borrow
Speaker 13: fifty thousand dollars from Tommy?
Speaker 8: Why?
Speaker 4: Why is that?
Speaker 9: Because he got it?
Speaker 15: You mean?
Speaker 9: Why because he got it?
Speaker 1: Which one would you take it to the casino with you?
Speaker 9: Junior?
Speaker 4: Man? Please come on that.
Speaker 9: But then I gotta watch him though.
Speaker 4: It's like taking it's like taking an unsupervised two genage juts.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you whatever. Junior saw me winning, Junior
Speaker 4: to your back this story. Yes, so he was in
Speaker 4: a hot high slot run. Junior saw me wanting when
Speaker 4: I had won, about how much by this?
Speaker 7: How much about it?
Speaker 11: I'd say about forty At that.
Speaker 4: Time, I wanted about forty dollars.
Speaker 11: No forty grand.
Speaker 4: There ain't no wins. You just over there, put your
Speaker 4: money in the machine, a win as far as wow,
Speaker 4: I'm up about forty grand, Junior said, Man, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: play what he played? I said, Junior, hold up at
Speaker 4: I said, no, that machines right there? He said, Jerry,
Speaker 4: you gotta put one hundred dollars billing there for one spin.
Speaker 9: Don't do that.
Speaker 4: But look how much you do want this mission. It
Speaker 4: ain't no guarantee. Now, how much did you put in
Speaker 4: that machine during probably four times?
Speaker 1: What about one thousand in the slot.
Speaker 7: Win before you got married?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 4: Did?
Speaker 6: Did?
Speaker 7: Didn't?
Speaker 4: He's sitting over the depressed. I said, but Julia, I
Speaker 4: told you don't put your money. But you had won
Speaker 4: all this money I wanted already. Just keep passing out
Speaker 4: part why you go to another machine? But you won
Speaker 4: on this one, so you think this one is just
Speaker 4: giving away money?
Speaker 15: Man?
Speaker 9: Now the rest of the day, he depressed.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 13: Next one, shoot, all right, which one of which one
Speaker 13: of us? Would you not want to be on a
Speaker 13: deserted island with Monica?
Speaker 4: Why damn complaining and know everything? I ain't never seen
Speaker 4: nobody know everything.
Speaker 9: You can't come.
Speaker 4: You can't get a sentence out with Hucks trying to
Speaker 4: complete it quight and then and then gossip and me
Speaker 4: on that week. She ain't helping to make no leave house,
Speaker 4: She ain't trying to.
Speaker 1: Cook, trying to get off the island over.
Speaker 9: That, just complain, he said, which house?
Speaker 13: Which one of us would you tell your deepest, darkest
Speaker 13: secret to call.
Speaker 1: Your deepest start and why.
Speaker 8: Is that she who.
Speaker 4: I keep a secret? Calling Thomas okay junior because he
Speaker 4: had a crisis.
Speaker 1: Don't scream up wow, last one? See last one? And
Speaker 1: I don't like this one? Which one would you not
Speaker 1: call for cooking tips or recipe?
Speaker 5: And you.
Speaker 11: Think that is not right?
Speaker 1: Walter coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 1: have more of the say morning show right after this one.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 8: Morning Show.
Speaker 13: According to a new study, more attractive women inspire men
Speaker 13: to tell the truth. In the study, men's behavior was
Speaker 13: linked to the quote beauty premium, a proven phenomenon that
Speaker 13: beautiful people are often assumed to have good character, traits
Speaker 13: and a good life that is backed by research.
Speaker 1: According to the Post.
Speaker 8: Now is this true?
Speaker 1: Do you only lie to less attractive women or to
Speaker 1: all women equally?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna just tell you flat out, I have lied
Speaker 4: to mo fine women. So this study is all wrong,
Speaker 4: matter of fact, chance of getting lied.
Speaker 7: It's the reverse. It's the actual reverse of no.
Speaker 9: Mess like that.
Speaker 13: Lied them the ones you've got to lie to hell
Speaker 13: and you light of them more because what you want
Speaker 13: to keep them?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Everything you told us right now?
Speaker 4: What I'm an equal opportunity lie if you.
Speaker 9: A woman, you finished give one?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 1: Have you ever told the truth to a woman?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
Speaker 14: I didn't lie to all three of y'all. Oh we know,
Speaker 14: and I ain't had nothing to do with I lie
Speaker 14: all three of y'all.
Speaker 5: We know this.
Speaker 4: What did you lie about?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 11: What did you told?
Speaker 1: What's the last lie you told?
Speaker 7: Let's go back through this morning. It was something this morning.
Speaker 13: We'll have more of the Steve Harby Morning Show coming
Speaker 13: up in thirty three minutes after we'll play around it.
Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this you're listening Harby Morning Show?
Speaker 1: Time around it? Would you rather? Would you rather co
Speaker 1: host a show with Charles Barkley or Shannon Sharp?
Speaker 7: That man that don't they're not gonna do it.
Speaker 4: We got y'all had to go with Charles because Shannon.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be over there when he started
Speaker 4: that gossip stuff. I don't want to be over there.
Speaker 4: You're gonna Charles talk about your ad right you?
Speaker 7: Chyle that you have it?
Speaker 17: Man?
Speaker 7: What cha talk about it?
Speaker 9: I don't tell you right now.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you now.
Speaker 11: You said one more time, say this by me one
Speaker 11: more time?
Speaker 9: Your ass is going through that window, and I mean.
Speaker 7: It all right.
Speaker 13: Would you rather have your lips glued shut during sex?
Speaker 13: Or would you rather have your eyes glued shut?
Speaker 14: Let the person with the biggest lips speak first, Well,
Speaker 14: you know the last.
Speaker 4: That's a lot of you don't have enough glue. Shut
Speaker 4: my lips. Wow, No, I don't mess around. Told my
Speaker 4: skin off because I'm gonna talk, so you might as
Speaker 4: well shut mine. I ain't got to see nothing. But
Speaker 4: then I do like to see because I like a
Speaker 4: little light in the room. I don't like pitch black.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: Like wait, so you like you like a little light
Speaker 1: in the room when you're getting busy.
Speaker 16: I don't know.
Speaker 4: If you ain't fine while we're in here, this right here,
Speaker 4: if you ain't cute, cut all the damn light off?
Speaker 1: What you made? What mistake before?
Speaker 4: Oh I've been with the wrong person.
Speaker 1: You believe that? And you had all the lights off?
Speaker 4: I'm talking about man, I'm talking about man. I just
Speaker 4: came out of a club that made this dastress everybody. Everybody,
Speaker 4: don't all right, sunlight across your free walking on the
Speaker 4: sunlight on somebody. I went, good lord man in the morning. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she went from them club them blue lights at the
Speaker 4: club to that sunlight in the day. Two damn different people,
Speaker 4: two damn different people.
Speaker 13: Rather live in a tiny house with five monkeys? Or
Speaker 13: would you rather live in a mansion with your ex.
Speaker 4: Bys?
Speaker 3: You get that.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna live in that mansion with my egg. I'd
Speaker 4: have done that before. Yeah, I've done that before.
Speaker 1: You do, so you know how that story ends.
Speaker 4: The days I've been days not talking to her.
Speaker 9: I'm not gonna do the damn monkeys in that tiny
Speaker 9: house right now?
Speaker 1: How much do you hate time? All right? That's today's rounded,
Speaker 1: coming up next to our.
Speaker 9: Last two monkeys just sitting there looking.
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Speaker 13: All right, guys, here we are on this Friday, last
Speaker 13: break of the day. It's been a good day, good week.
Speaker 1: Thank you Lord. We got through it so far.
Speaker 4: Amen, Yes, Matte I got some closing remarks for people.
Speaker 4: This is something that I've had to really really learn
Speaker 4: myself along the way. It's hard to be something for
Speaker 4: someone else that you're not for yourself. That's been very difficult,
Speaker 4: and oftentimes we burden ourselves with the task of making
Speaker 4: someone else happy when we ourselves are not happy. Have
Speaker 4: you ever attempted to make a person happy? Do you
Speaker 4: know how daunting of a task that is? Do you
Speaker 4: know the impossibility of that? Bishop Jakes told me one time.
Speaker 4: He said, you can't make another person happy, Nor is
Speaker 4: it your job. That's not your job. You can't make
Speaker 4: another person happy. I don't care how hard you try.
Speaker 4: And if you take on that task, you are dooming
Speaker 4: yourself to a fail task. It's no way to complete
Speaker 4: that because it's gonna be ongoing. If you provide a
Speaker 4: happy moment, which will be fleeting because I just said moment.
Speaker 4: If you provide a happy moment the moment they're over that,
Speaker 4: you're gonna need another moment, and another, and another one,
Speaker 4: and another one and another one. And in your quest
Speaker 4: to provide this happiness for somebody else, you know what,
Speaker 4: you know who You're gonna have to sacrifice yourself.
Speaker 7: Because I don't know if you.
Speaker 4: Realize it and out that most of us have at
Speaker 4: this age, most of these people realizing this because you've
Speaker 4: lived long enough to know this. Getting yourself together is
Speaker 4: a twenty four to seven operation. So it becomes extra
Speaker 4: daunting when you take on the responsibility of somebody else.
Speaker 4: Now because you are a parent, you now understand the
Speaker 4: difficulty of it because not only are you still responsible
Speaker 4: for your own welfare being, but you are now being
Speaker 4: given the task of raising another human being. So my
Speaker 4: hat goes off to parents, man, My hat goes off
Speaker 4: to families and parents that's raising kids. My hat goes
Speaker 4: out to single fathers that's out there trying to raise kids.
Speaker 4: My head really go off to single mothers that's out
Speaker 4: there trying to raise their kids, because I realize how
Speaker 4: dawning it is, because it's hard enough taking care of you,
Speaker 4: and now you got the responsibility and what a lot
Speaker 4: of single mothers end up doing, and what a lot
Speaker 4: of mothers do even with husbands in the house, You
Speaker 4: sacrifice so much of yourself to make sure that they
Speaker 4: don't go without. Because women are just better at this
Speaker 4: than men. I know this for a fact, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying men can't do it, and I'm not
Speaker 4: saying that doubt aren't men out there that's taking the
Speaker 4: responsibility of being everything for their family, because it is,
Speaker 4: it's just women better at it. Or see why you
Speaker 4: say that, Because they're more nurturing, they're more all inclusive
Speaker 4: by nature, they are more caring people. And then the
Speaker 4: added benefit of them being the one that actually manufactured
Speaker 4: and produced that life.
Speaker 9: They have a bond that we could never have have.
Speaker 9: Man a mother, a real mother. I'm talking about a good.
Speaker 4: Mother, irreplaceable, irreplaceable. But in that effort, women of you
Speaker 4: being all you could be for your child, don't forget
Speaker 4: yourself sometimes, don't forget you because a lot of times
Speaker 4: you get lost in the sauce. You get lost in
Speaker 4: the process of trying to hold your family together, being
Speaker 4: everything you need to be for your husband, being everything
Speaker 4: you need to be for the children, And I watch
Speaker 4: women get lost in that. Take some time out for yourself.
Speaker 4: Go take you a girl's day, get with a group
Speaker 4: of women men and y'all got similar likes and needs
Speaker 4: and desires, and go do something together. And then men
Speaker 4: the same for you, Because I know how daunting of
Speaker 4: a task it is to be a man. Being a
Speaker 4: man is a thankless job. And you know what, being
Speaker 4: a man can't even get it really one hundred because
Speaker 4: if you spending your time supporting and providing for your family,
Speaker 4: then you're not there. You're gonna miss events, you're gonna
Speaker 4: miss recitals, you're gonna miss games because you out getting it.
Speaker 4: But then if you're there all the time, you had
Speaker 4: all the recitals, all the games, all the homework, all
Speaker 4: the PTA meetings, there's a chance that you ain't out
Speaker 4: there getting it. So now your family is suffering in
Speaker 4: the provision department because you're trying to be all of
Speaker 4: the other stuff that they need. Well, guess what, that's
Speaker 4: tough too. I know very few men who get it
Speaker 4: all one hundred, including myself. I've actually heard the grumblings
Speaker 4: of my kid. You know, Dad wasn't now when we
Speaker 4: were young, Dad weren't here. They've complained to other people.
Speaker 4: I didn't see my father much when I was young.
Speaker 4: I've been tasked with that. I suffer from that guilt
Speaker 4: all the time from that. But I was out there
Speaker 4: trying to make it happen. But whenever they needed something
Speaker 4: or wanted something, they knew where they could come to
Speaker 4: get it. So it's tough out here. It's tough for everybody,
Speaker 4: men and women. At the end of the day, take
Speaker 4: some time out for yourself, because if you don't take
Speaker 4: care of yourself. It's gonna be hard for you to
Speaker 4: be something for everybody else. Take some time out. It's okay,
Speaker 4: it's okay. You don't have to feel guilty about it.
Speaker 4: You ain't gotta feel like you know, bear no guilt,
Speaker 4: no shame. Just take some time for yourself. Because I
Speaker 4: don't know if you noticed it or not, but they do,
Speaker 4: all of them do, especially them kids. They go off
Speaker 4: with their friends, act like you don't even exist. Well,
Speaker 4: I'm going somewhere to y'all. Have a nice day, y'all
Speaker 4: have a better week end, and talk to God. He'd
Speaker 4: absolutely love to hear.
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