Speaker 1: What mountain got a one hundred percent on the exam
Speaker 1: Mount Cleverest.
Speaker 2: Ever noticed that when geese fly in a V formation,
Speaker 2: one side of that V is longer than the other.
Speaker 2: Do you know why that is? Because there are more
Speaker 2: geese on that side.
Speaker 1: Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Speaker 1: He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Speaker 2: Why is everyone afraid of the dentist? They always start
Speaker 2: with a cavity search.
Speaker 1: My bank account is addicted to money. It's having withdrawal
Speaker 1: symptoms right now.
Speaker 2: I don't usually laugh at fart, but occasionally one gets
Speaker 2: a squeak out of me.
Speaker 1: What does a clumsy dancer eat for breakfast? Cinnamon to's crunch?
Speaker 2: I don't mind going to the dentist, but my tongue
Speaker 2: always gets depressed.
Speaker 1: Why were the cannibal's eyes watering when eating a tiny ninja?
Speaker 1: It had a little kick to it.
Speaker 2: My friend and I were walking down the street and
Speaker 2: saw some freshly poured cement. He thought it would be
Speaker 2: fun to walk through it. I told him that was
Speaker 2: a bad idea, but he egged me on to do it. Anyways,
Speaker 2: when I did, that really solidified my position.
Speaker 1: A group of five ants decided to rent an apartment
Speaker 1: with another five ants. Now they are tenants. We'll resume
Speaker 1: the fun and laughs right after this message.
Speaker 2: Why did the magician turn the heckler into a pair
Speaker 2: of glasses? He wanted to make a spectacle of him.
Speaker 1: Did you hear about the wizards who created molds to
Speaker 1: create wheels? They were cast to caster casters.
Speaker 2: What's a low rider's least favorite drug, speed bumps.
Speaker 1: What does a mathematician do about constipation? He works it
Speaker 1: out with a pencil.
Speaker 2: Did you know Taylor Swift have a Japanese brother, Suzuki Swift.
Speaker 1: What did the Chinese Elvis impersonators say when he won
Speaker 1: the Battleship World Championship? Thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: What do you call a Sikh gang? The Masked Singhouse?
Speaker 2: I'm Bob Jeffy.
Speaker 1: And I'm Montgomery Jones.
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