Speaker 1: Is this your Disney fit.
Speaker 2: Well, it's gonna be like sixty something degrees outside. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be honest with you, guys, please do I didn't
Speaker 2: get a lot of sleep last night.
Speaker 3: No happened.
Speaker 1: Why because you're so.
Speaker 2: Excited anxiety said in why, I've never been more afraid
Speaker 2: to do something in my life other than the other day.
Speaker 2: So I am so out of shape that when I
Speaker 2: fuck around with my son and we play basketball, I
Speaker 2: get winded now just from running around and not even
Speaker 2: really running, just putting up a few shops.
Speaker 1: You don't do any exercise. You've given up on exercise.
Speaker 2: I haven't given up on exercise. It's just you know,
Speaker 2: I live all the way out in the fucking sticks man,
Speaker 2: and exercising by myself is always.
Speaker 1: Don't live in the sticks. I will let the audience
Speaker 1: to know that he does not live in like the
Speaker 1: middle of nowhere. He lives in a very populous place.
Speaker 1: They don't have gyms there. They do, Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: imagine the people in your city have a gym for six.
Speaker 2: But not what I'm used to Anyway. My point is this,
Speaker 2: I'm so out of shape right now, and it's my fault.
Speaker 2: You're absolutely right. Yeah, it's my fault for being out
Speaker 2: of shape, but I'm so out of shape right now
Speaker 2: that I was so nervous. I was nervous to go
Speaker 2: to the gym yesterday, like nervous, like my heart was pounding,
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna get one repon and I'm gonna fucking
Speaker 2: throw up and pass out and be like, holy shit,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I had anxiety last night.
Speaker 2: In the middle of the night. I woke up and
Speaker 2: it was like, I'm not going to fucking be able
Speaker 2: to walk Disneyland at some point. I'm gonna be fucking
Speaker 2: like this is too much. This is too fucking.
Speaker 1: Much walking around Disneyland you were worried about.
Speaker 2: It's five fucking It's definitely well over the ten thousand
Speaker 2: steps that you've been preaching. It's going to be.
Speaker 1: Like walking around Disneyland all day long is way more
Speaker 1: than ten thousand steps.
Speaker 2: It's going to be like twenty to thirty thousand steps,
Speaker 2: forty thousand steps.
Speaker 1: I'm just surprised that you I mean, that's I mean,
Speaker 1: the fact that you woke up anxious about whether or
Speaker 1: not you were going to be capable of walking Disneyland
Speaker 1: is surprising. To me.
Speaker 2: It was surprising to me, Zach, Zach. It was surprised
Speaker 2: because I'm why.
Speaker 1: Didn't you invite more importantly than this boring ass conversation,
Speaker 1: why didn't you invite me to Disneyland?
Speaker 2: Because we figured you didn't want to go?
Speaker 4: That's bullshit.
Speaker 1: I have a totally free day.
Speaker 2: I could have gone, do you want to go to Disneyland? No?
Speaker 1: Now my feelings are hurt.
Speaker 2: No, let's see. That's that's the bullshit, and there's the
Speaker 2: bullshit audience.
Speaker 1: You we got an audience.
Speaker 2: You want to dangle. You just dangled. I want to
Speaker 2: go to Disneyland. I offered it and then you're like, no,
Speaker 2: my feelings are hurt. Kiss my ass if you really
Speaker 2: want to do it.
Speaker 1: I'm pouting, just so you know. It's it's Wilder Donald's
Speaker 1: daughter's birthday. And we got a text, you know, Daniel
Speaker 1: and Joweller. I got a text, hey can we record
Speaker 1: early because we're going to Disneyland? And I thought my
Speaker 1: first thought was like, wow, there was no invite.
Speaker 2: I just thought that you would not want to hang
Speaker 2: out with my wife.
Speaker 1: Do you not have a how many kids are going?
Speaker 1: Like three? I would have loved that.
Speaker 2: You're full of shit. I love you, Bro, I love you, bro, But.
Speaker 1: So far, here's my problem with Disneyland. I don't really
Speaker 1: go on the rod the rides. I don't really go
Speaker 1: on the rides. You know, you different. You go on
Speaker 1: it with a child, it's amazing you experience it with
Speaker 1: your little girl. That's incredibly I hope, so of course
Speaker 1: that's incredible. I not having a child. And also like
Speaker 1: the handful of roller coasters and stuff that they have
Speaker 1: make me nauseous. Anyway, Space Mountain like, I've done it,
Speaker 1: it's cool, Like I feel like I don't need to
Speaker 1: do it again. Whereas you're like, oh my god, how
Speaker 1: many times can we go on Space Mountain?
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to do that. No, that's no
Speaker 2: miquilibrism miss shifted. Also, bro, really get, I don't get.
Speaker 2: I can see what happens, what happens when you get.
Speaker 2: I can do it once. I can do it once.
Speaker 2: We can go once.
Speaker 1: And then I never liked roller coasters. I never liked
Speaker 1: the roller coaster.
Speaker 2: Oh I loved roller coasters. Really, I was scared, Okay,
Speaker 2: you know the you know the freaking how it goes,
Speaker 2: and howard the progression I was scared of that ship. No,
Speaker 2: this is what it was. I was too small to
Speaker 2: get on it. Then when I finally got on one,
Speaker 2: I was like fucking freaked out, was like, fuck that ship.
Speaker 2: I don't like roller coasters. Then I wasn't afraid anymore,
Speaker 2: and that ship was a lot of fun. Then I
Speaker 2: got old and.
Speaker 1: Now something though outside it did not end? Which are
Speaker 1: pretty calm roller coasters, did you like the ones that
Speaker 1: like six Flags that are just crazy, like the ones
Speaker 1: that like, you know, upside down and standing up and
Speaker 1: all that stuff.
Speaker 2: I remember the last time I did that ship. It
Speaker 2: was Casey and I were fairly new to dating. We
Speaker 2: were about three years in and my son, Dotte my wife,
Speaker 2: and I my ex wife, i should say, at the
Speaker 2: was like, you know, take the motherfucker someplace, and I
Speaker 2: was like, all right, I'll I was like, all right,
Speaker 2: I'll take him to freaking six Flags because he begged
Speaker 2: to go, Dotte, right, and I'm like all right, let's go,
Speaker 2: and we go. And I've never seen a kid more
Speaker 2: excited to be on these damn rollercoasters in my life.
Speaker 2: And there was one where fire literally shot out and
Speaker 2: you could feel the heat like on your face and
Speaker 2: stuff right, And I look over to my son and
Speaker 2: he's flying through that shit and he goes, I live
Speaker 2: for this amazing, and I was like, holy shit, like
Speaker 2: you ever, Like I knew what it felt like to
Speaker 2: be the motherfucker in the past, Like you do some
Speaker 2: dumb shit when you're young, when you hit the gas
Speaker 2: and you're in the car and your friend's like, dude,
Speaker 2: slow down, sow down, so down, so downy like speed
Speaker 2: and you spin out of some dumb shit like that.
Speaker 2: I know what it felt like to be the dude
Speaker 2: that was like, yo, sow down. Oh god, oh god,
Speaker 2: oh god, looking at him and him screaming that shit.
Speaker 2: Oh man, dude. Never that was the last time I
Speaker 2: was like, this is the last time I'm getting on
Speaker 2: roller coasters like this. And I look over at Casey
Speaker 2: and she's fucking laughing her ass off, but I could
Speaker 2: see the tears go she's laughing at.
Speaker 1: The I hate goods when I see those videos of
Speaker 1: roller coasters, like people, the ones you stand up on
Speaker 1: and they go all that crazy shit I have I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but I have zero interest.
Speaker 2: I've done the I've done dumber shit. I've gone to
Speaker 2: fucking six Flags Magic Mountain and did the dive devil?
Speaker 2: Do you know what that shit is?
Speaker 1: What's the dive devil?
Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh, exactly what is the dive devil? Right?
Speaker 2: They fucking they put you in a it's not even metal,
Speaker 2: it's not even a caged. They put you in a
Speaker 2: fucking harness and it's like a blanket, and you lie
Speaker 2: down next to somebody, right, younger, hopefully it's somebody you know,
Speaker 2: and they right, right, that's be such a great imagine
Speaker 2: now doing that sh that'd be such a great day. Right,
Speaker 2: So you get in it and they pull you back
Speaker 2: up like seven stories and it now you're facing down,
Speaker 2: strapped in a a plastic harness, looking down at fucking
Speaker 2: six Flags Magic Mountain, and they say three two and
Speaker 2: always their assholes and pull it before one and you
Speaker 2: go like a fucking like your flying like Superman, and
Speaker 2: you go flying up like and you're literally like a
Speaker 2: slang shot, but you're literally now you're at the peak
Speaker 2: of it. You're high above six Flags Magic Mountain looking
Speaker 2: down at this motherfucker like like at everybody, and there's
Speaker 2: people looking at you like I can't believe that this
Speaker 2: idiot is stupid enough to get on this ride and
Speaker 2: then you can fly back and then it doesn't again. Whoom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 2: I'm good for that, I adding on his video VHS.
Speaker 2: I don't know where it went.
Speaker 1: I just get I just get listen. I jumped out
Speaker 1: of an airplane. I wanted to have that bucket list
Speaker 1: thing I find. I found that was really cool. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, I did it, but even that didn't make
Speaker 1: me made me way less nauseous than a roller coaster.
Speaker 2: You jumped out of an airplane I did.
Speaker 1: I was like, my brother was super into jumping out
Speaker 1: of an airplane. He like got certified so he can
Speaker 1: do alone. I mean, he went so many times. He
Speaker 1: was really into its like his hobby, and I just
Speaker 1: thought like, okay, I'm gonna I went with him, and
Speaker 1: I thought like, I'm gonna have this bucket list item.
Speaker 1: And you know, obviously you jump with a with a
Speaker 1: guide pro whatever you call it tandem, and it was awesome.
Speaker 1: But when I landed, I was like, Okay, I think
Speaker 1: I'm good for that. I did that, but uh, I
Speaker 1: don't know if it really comes down to nausea when
Speaker 1: I go on those crazy roller coasters. I just I
Speaker 1: get I just get nauseous. And I've always used to
Speaker 1: go to those parks and be like, I want to
Speaker 1: be fun. I don't want to be the guy who's
Speaker 1: left out, And so I would go on a couple
Speaker 1: and then I would just spend the whole day nauseous.
Speaker 1: I suppose I could take like a I suppose I
Speaker 1: could take like a dramamine or something just to be
Speaker 1: a part of the fun. But I think I'm good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know at this at this point, I'm really
Speaker 2: excited for like, you want to hear something crazy. I
Speaker 2: got nauseous on fucking Toy Story.
Speaker 1: I got nauseous well because all those screens, the.
Speaker 2: Spinning okay, okay, all of that ship, and I was like, oh, I.
Speaker 1: Was on that with you. You were sitting next to my brother.
Speaker 1: I think last time I went, everybody I went. I
Speaker 1: went and googled. I went, and I went and googled, like,
Speaker 1: where are the best places to get the points on
Speaker 1: Toy Story.
Speaker 2: I went and bought a Wii and tried to learn
Speaker 2: it on the Wii. Uh really at home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's a pro tip for you going Disneyland and World.
Speaker 1: If you go on Toy Story like you can google,
Speaker 1: like where are the secret points? So I could win
Speaker 1: this motherfucker And there's all these little easter eggs you
Speaker 1: can hit. Dannel. You probably did that.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: I still didn't win. Though, I still didn't win, even
Speaker 1: though I thought I was. He's still I went and
Speaker 1: found a lot of secrets, but I still didn't wasn't
Speaker 1: the winner because probably everyone on the ride googled the
Speaker 1: secrets exactly.
Speaker 2: I just want to be the winner in my group.
Speaker 2: Ah h, that's the way to go.
Speaker 1: Now, what is It's Wilder's birthday? What is she most
Speaker 1: excited to do? I'm sure she's been telling you.
Speaker 2: She was just excited to go with her friends.
Speaker 1: Does she like the Does she like the scary? Not scary?
Speaker 1: But will she will? She go on? What she gets one?
Speaker 1: She gets on everything now just mountains. Probably the scariest ride.
Speaker 2: The Tower No guardians in a galaxy. It's no longer.
Speaker 1: Tower, right, But what's the same thing? Now?
Speaker 2: It's completely different. It's a completely different structure. They added
Speaker 2: a different deletely different ride.
Speaker 1: They added different skins to it and sound effects.
Speaker 2: A completely different ride.
Speaker 1: The Tower is different.
Speaker 2: I will explain it to you. The Tower Terror was
Speaker 2: a whole movie, right, and then you just go up
Speaker 2: and you drop, and that's it. That was it. Guardians
Speaker 2: is there's several different versions, several different songs, and they
Speaker 2: keep adding more and each song is triggers different types
Speaker 2: of drops, and so you don't just drop once. You
Speaker 2: drop four, five, six, sometimes seven times. Your Guardians of
Speaker 2: the Galaxy California Adventure, y'all did that thing right. That
Speaker 2: is the best ride in the park. That's one of
Speaker 2: the best rides period.
Speaker 1: Mister. I feel like that's.
Speaker 2: One ride that I'll get on over and over again,
Speaker 2: and when the queasy starts, I'll be like, all right,
Speaker 2: that's enough, that's enough, that's enough.
Speaker 1: Listen. I just want to pretend I'm a lawyer in court,
Speaker 1: mister Phaseon, Are you willing to admit that the structure
Speaker 1: of the ride has not changed at all?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. The
Speaker 2: I didn't say that. The building the building says you said.
Speaker 1: They totally completely different. They just added music and reprogrammed
Speaker 1: the ride.
Speaker 2: It's a completely different ride. It's the same ride system.
Speaker 2: It's completely Also, they put it's a four K movie,
Speaker 2: whereas the other one was.
Speaker 1: Some was like, oh, my god. Now there's pictures of
Speaker 1: group all right.
Speaker 2: Listen, it's not pictures though, it's like a digital It's
Speaker 2: like you get a whole movie.
Speaker 1: All right, and you stay when you stay late to
Speaker 1: see the fireworks.
Speaker 2: So here's the thing. Go ahead, kids have school.
Speaker 1: Oh so no fireworks for those kids, so.
Speaker 3: Let them stay.
Speaker 2: You know what, Joel, I agree with you. I totally
Speaker 2: agree with.
Speaker 1: Your kids and their friends got out of school for
Speaker 1: this special adventure today.
Speaker 2: We're cutting class today.
Speaker 1: I like, Wow, you're a good dad. Let's cut class
Speaker 1: for Disneyland.
Speaker 3: Those are the best days. You never forget those.
Speaker 1: I shall never forget that cut school for Disneyland with
Speaker 1: your dad. That's rad best I ever. That rhymes? And
Speaker 1: do you want to hear some new additions to the
Speaker 1: soundboard thanks to Daniel and.
Speaker 5: Girl when you're so sweet Spasso Tree, what.
Speaker 2: Do you don't know about the new edition?
Speaker 1: That's way better than that. Here's one of the new
Speaker 1: additions to that on board.
Speaker 6: You haven't gone for a while, No, no, no, you
Speaker 6: have been going for why we've.
Speaker 1: Been saying it wrong. I've been saying you have been
Speaker 1: gone a long time. This TUF for those of you
Speaker 1: who don't know what this is. This is Donald's first commercial.
Speaker 1: You can see it on YouTube. He is a folger's commercial.
Speaker 2: It's not my folks commercial.
Speaker 1: Oh, sorry to misspeak.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: What was your first commercial?
Speaker 2: My first commercial was like Turbo Graphics sixteen really something
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: That's sick.
Speaker 2: No, my first I take that back. My first commercial
Speaker 2: was oatmeal raising crisp. Look what they've done to oatmeal.
Speaker 1: All right, well here's Donald. How old do you think
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 2: In this one? I'm like fourteen. I'm definitely a teenager.
Speaker 2: You're not a teenager in the I'm definitely a teenager.
Speaker 1: All right, Well here he is everybody.
Speaker 2: You haven't gone for a while. Yeah, I'm in like
Speaker 2: junior high school.
Speaker 1: You have been gone for a while.
Speaker 2: You have been gone.
Speaker 1: All right, So we have that, and we also have
Speaker 1: this Bob.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, doctor, it's perfect.
Speaker 1: And those live next to some of your favorites, like.
Speaker 6: Zach and Donald are neweeds in house arrest my favorites.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's doctor Accula. All right, let's get to
Speaker 1: the TV show Scrubs because Donald has to take his
Speaker 1: beautiful daughter Wilder for her birthday trip to Disney.
Speaker 7: Made about a bunch of he's a story.
Speaker 1: Our White Coats audience. You know that each week we
Speaker 1: try and approach these episodes of season nine with fresh
Speaker 1: eyes and no judgment. We go in with our windshields clean,
Speaker 1: ready to judge them, not from previous perceptions, but from
Speaker 1: a brand new, open point of view. Donald, what were
Speaker 1: your thoughts our white our white coats.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Who yeah. On a scale of one to ten oofs,
Speaker 1: I give this one nine oofs. Joel's Joel's You're not.
Speaker 3: I was just like, what is it?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: I don't know what was going on this week? It
Speaker 3: was all over the map. I didn't understand lesson we
Speaker 3: were supposed to take away from almost anything, Kelso once
Speaker 3: again assaulting students.
Speaker 1: I think a lesson we were supposed to take away
Speaker 1: is that this is a hot mess.
Speaker 3: Are you feeling in this one? For sure?
Speaker 2: Kelso at one point talks about how he could get
Speaker 2: a girl's lady's shirt off because she called him grandpa.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you remind me of my grandpa. He was,
Speaker 3: I think I can use that?
Speaker 2: What I can use that to get her shirt off?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Fringe.
Speaker 2: Oh, I got a cringe so hard. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 1: I mean it's all over the place. I mean all
Speaker 1: over the place, a hot, steaming mess.
Speaker 2: That old thing.
Speaker 3: I was like, what is going on here?
Speaker 1: I mean it opens with Elliott and Lucy doing yoga
Speaker 1: in the quad. In the quad, I don't know what
Speaker 1: even the idea was, Like, why are they doing yoga?
Speaker 1: Because she has no one to hang out with? What
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 3: She says that it was good for Elliott's baby, but
Speaker 3: then she was like, but is it though, because it
Speaker 3: looks like she just pop out. I'm like, you're on
Speaker 3: your waving a doctor girl, Like, I feel like, this
Speaker 3: is very basic stuff happening here.
Speaker 1: Right, And then we learned that Elliot and JD conceived
Speaker 1: a child in a Christmas tree lot.
Speaker 4: Is that correct?
Speaker 3: That's what it sounded like to me. They said it
Speaker 3: was public, but it didn't seem like it was at
Speaker 3: a church, so.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, no, it was a it was a Christmas
Speaker 1: tree lot. They said it was. It was a Christmas tree,
Speaker 1: but it was still in the lot and.
Speaker 2: A lot of there were a lot of people upset
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So in that world, we were having sex in
Speaker 1: a Christmas tree lot under one of the trees while
Speaker 1: people were there.
Speaker 3: We know JD and Elliott like to have risky sex.
Speaker 2: We've seen them have Lucy Lucy countered with I once
Speaker 2: had sex and a pumpkin.
Speaker 1: No, she got felt up, I think, right, something like that.
Speaker 1: Didn't she get felt up? Joel? I don't think. I
Speaker 1: don't think she had. I don't think she copulated Donald.
Speaker 1: She merely had her breast.
Speaker 2: And then the joke was don't you just love the holidays?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's the opening of the show. M hm,
Speaker 1: that's like the Here we Go Primetime ABC comedy joke
Speaker 1: of the show was I fucked in a Christmas tree lot.
Speaker 1: I had my breast touched in a pumpkin patch.
Speaker 2: Can I just say one thing?
Speaker 1: You can say anything.
Speaker 2: It's kind of getting on my nurse. You're not on
Speaker 2: the show anymore, you know, right? Why are we continuously
Speaker 2: referring to JD? What ease out are we doing? Now?
Speaker 2: What is the ease we've done? We've already said goodbye,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Why do we keep going
Speaker 2: back to this? It makes it so that when you
Speaker 2: come back, you know what I mean? Later on? I
Speaker 2: don't know if I'm gonna give a shit dude, like
Speaker 2: and every joke and Turk's only jokes are about you.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not you in particular, but about JD.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: They did you dirty. They really did you dirty in
Speaker 1: this episode.
Speaker 2: It's like, what the fuck is this? And then I
Speaker 2: get a monologue finally, and I got a mask on
Speaker 2: at the end of the motherfuck.
Speaker 3: Now a lesson didn't realize that said his motherfucker.
Speaker 2: With a mask on. It's like, wait a second, what
Speaker 2: the fuck?
Speaker 1: They really weren't servicing you in any meaningful way. You
Speaker 1: were just kind of like an ex I'm.
Speaker 2: Telling you, I'm John Boyega in episode eight of Star Wars.
Speaker 1: John boy again, Episode eight. Okay, because I didn't see
Speaker 1: that one, but that's the one where you feel like
Speaker 1: he was just kind of like became like a background.
Speaker 2: Dude, the dude one on one with Kylo Ren in
Speaker 2: episode one, only to not do Jack ship an episode two.
Speaker 2: Whatever the fucking episode eighty seven. I don't know. It's confusing, now,
Speaker 2: do you not know? If it's just there's so much
Speaker 2: Star Wars. There's so much Star Wars, dude, there's so
Speaker 2: much lovely Star Wars. There's so much.
Speaker 1: I don't price that you don't know the numbers, will
Speaker 1: I don't need to know the numbers.
Speaker 2: I noticed. I know that I know the liney, I
Speaker 2: know the I know the trajectory.
Speaker 1: I know to quiz you, what number is Jedi?
Speaker 2: That's six?
Speaker 1: Is he right? Joel?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do it again? Do it again? I like this game.
Speaker 2: This is fun.
Speaker 3: You know the other names.
Speaker 1: Number is Phantom Menace.
Speaker 2: That's easy, that's one, all right.
Speaker 1: I don't know the other titles, that's all.
Speaker 2: Wait, you know what? And here's the numbers?
Speaker 1: The one crazy?
Speaker 2: You said, what number is Jedi? Jedi? Could be two
Speaker 2: different fucking movies.
Speaker 3: Now, could have gone Last Jedi, but I figured he
Speaker 3: was talking.
Speaker 1: You knew what I meant.
Speaker 2: But he might have been talking about Return of the Jedi.
Speaker 1: The only one that matters to me is the one
Speaker 1: with the Ewoks bright alive, yeap, oh god.
Speaker 2: And that was Star Wars Corner.
Speaker 1: And that was Star Wars Corners, and one we got
Speaker 1: we're gonna have some I want. I know you think
Speaker 1: we've been lazy with guests everybody, but we're gonna have
Speaker 1: some some Season nine guests. We're gonna have to we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to.
Speaker 2: Really, it's gonna be very difficult. That's gonna be very.
Speaker 1: I think we can be honest with them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course we can be honest with them.
Speaker 1: But it's still Eliza Coop is coming on, right, Joell,
Speaker 1: can't wait. The amazingly talented Eliza Coop's going on. Listen, Eliza,
Speaker 1: You're gonna have some questions. Eliza is someone who is
Speaker 1: very uncensored, much like her character. I think she's gonna
Speaker 1: have fun. I'm talking about these as well.
Speaker 2: Eliza went on to do another show with the show
Speaker 2: runner from this show mm hmm.
Speaker 1: And then she went on, didn't she do the show
Speaker 1: about what was the show with the happy endings? There
Speaker 1: was happy endings. No, But then there was another show
Speaker 1: she did about, like Space Traveler.
Speaker 2: With Josh hutcheson whatever, the.
Speaker 1: Show where they're running around with blasters where she had
Speaker 1: shaved head. Future Man, Future Man?
Speaker 2: Future Man?
Speaker 1: Did you ever watch Future Man? Joelle?
Speaker 3: It did not come up for me, but I've heard
Speaker 3: it's one of those ones I gotta go back and watch,
Speaker 3: so maybe I'll watch.
Speaker 1: By the way, you know what my weekly Now it's
Speaker 1: time for Zach's Weekly recommended show. Here we Go, The
Speaker 1: Jinks is back. Y'all. If you never watched The Jinks
Speaker 1: on Max, You've got to watch The Jinks. It is
Speaker 1: so incredible. And I finally they finally twenty fifteen is
Speaker 1: when it aired, and they finally now have part two
Speaker 1: and first episode was incredible. Yes, Donald, I call on you?
Speaker 2: What is the Jinks?
Speaker 1: The Jinx is a docuseries about Robert Durst, who who
Speaker 1: was an extraordinarily wealthy man who has been accused of
Speaker 1: murdering three different people, and for some reason, in twenty fifteen,
Speaker 1: he agreed to be a part of a docu series
Speaker 1: about himself, thinking he was just gonna say his side
Speaker 1: of the story. But the documentarian Andrew Jareki, ends up
Speaker 1: kind of in the documentary proving his guilt on one
Speaker 1: of the murders. And it happens, and it happens on camera,
Speaker 1: and you cannot believe it because he goes to the
Speaker 1: urinal Robert Durst, not remembering that he has a mic on,
Speaker 1: and while he's peeing, he says something I'm paraphrasing, like
Speaker 1: they finally got you. Now they know you kill them all?
Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, he confess on tape amazing. I know that
Speaker 3: audio person is just like, is this really happening?
Speaker 2: He comes out of that bathroom and everybody is fucking why.
Speaker 1: I don't think they know, as the story goes, they
Speaker 1: didn't hear it.
Speaker 2: They didn't hear it.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you no, no, they didn't hear it live.
Speaker 1: I think when the editor, I don't know, this is
Speaker 1: the trick. You can google it, but I think they
Speaker 1: were like going through the footage. However, many weeks later
Speaker 1: and the editor fucking found it. I'm getting goosebumps thinking
Speaker 1: about it. It's so nuts.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that would have been.
Speaker 1: And in season and in season two, episode one, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is so crazy. I'm getting goosebumps. They
Speaker 1: show you all the families of the murder victims and
Speaker 1: all the people involved, like the lawyers, everything. This guy
Speaker 1: has escaped him, escaped him, and they show you them
Speaker 1: watching that moment when it aired on HBO in twenty fifteen,
Speaker 1: and I swear I got tears in my eyes watching
Speaker 1: all these families, like, you know, so shocked to hear
Speaker 1: it and see it. Well, what's up?
Speaker 3: Sorry, I was reading up to do a quick fact check.
Speaker 3: They discovered this confession two years after originally filming to
Speaker 3: the documentary really years as they get I don't know
Speaker 3: if it took any documentaries take a long time to
Speaker 3: work on, usually funding and stuff, so I'm not sure
Speaker 3: if that was the process or what. But this is
Speaker 3: more like the Hollywood Reporter. They uncovered dress audio confession
Speaker 3: and their editing process and handed over to the investigation
Speaker 3: after they discovered it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then they went to the FBI.
Speaker 2: So he was out on he was out on the
Speaker 2: street living his life. Yes, two years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's and and I gotta tell you there's if
Speaker 1: you like true crime stuff, I don't think there's ever
Speaker 1: been a better one because he.
Speaker 2: Might have been the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.
Speaker 1: Man, well he is, because at that.
Speaker 2: Point, at that if you if you even say to yourself, oh,
Speaker 2: they finally got you. Now they know you kill them
Speaker 2: all now, even if at any moment while making this documentary,
Speaker 2: either that or he is a freaking narcissist and a sociopath.
Speaker 1: And I think it's safe to say his socialpath.
Speaker 2: Right, But if you say that ship to yourself and
Speaker 2: you don't say it's time to run.
Speaker 1: No, he did try and run.
Speaker 2: Oh, he did.
Speaker 1: You gotta watch it. It's incredible. But what's crazy is, yeah,
Speaker 1: he just went to the bathroom. So no one, no one,
Speaker 1: I imagine, no one would think to look at that
Speaker 1: that footage. The camera was just or the audio whichever
Speaker 1: was just still rolling. And I guess two years into editing,
Speaker 1: some some editor was like, oh my god, they.
Speaker 2: Probably skipped over because he was taking like a wild
Speaker 2: ship or something like.
Speaker 1: I don't want to like, No, this is crazy, Donald.
Speaker 1: I wish you watched things. This is so good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I watch that. A were gonna take a break. When
Speaker 1: we come back. We're gonna talk about season nine of
Speaker 1: the television show Scrubs is commercial right here, I'm through
Speaker 1: a lot of hard times.
Speaker 2: We get back into Scrubs. Can I just ask one question?
Speaker 1: Yeah, right after that, don't feel like y'all don't feel like, yeah.
Speaker 2: Y'all, don't feel like watching these little true crime shows
Speaker 2: and stuff like that is just like my wife watches
Speaker 2: that stuff and sometimes I'm like, babe, are you just
Speaker 2: using this so that when you do kill my ass,
Speaker 2: you know how to hide? Like is that what everybody
Speaker 2: is doing? Is that what the world is doing? Like
Speaker 2: if I do commit a crime. Here's where the mistakes lie.
Speaker 2: So a lot of people do this, don't do this,
Speaker 2: don't do this.
Speaker 3: A lot of people some true crime for a lot
Speaker 3: of different reasons. I find a lot of women are
Speaker 3: terrified of being murdered or attacked, and so they obsess
Speaker 3: over true crime as a ways to be like, I
Speaker 3: will not be caught. This is how so and so
Speaker 3: got out. This is what you do when you're like nervous, scare.
Speaker 3: Like the girls over at my favorite murder, they're always like,
Speaker 3: fuck being polite is there catchphrase. They're like, if you
Speaker 3: feel unsafe, let people know, be loud about it. Get out,
Speaker 3: doesn't matter, don't die. I do think. I mean, we've
Speaker 3: certainly heard of true crime authors who've later gone on
Speaker 3: to murder their spouses using the research they collected from
Speaker 3: their books.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: So there's certainly a sect of people who are like
Speaker 3: taking notes and not that poison they'll discover you. But
Speaker 3: I think part people are just very fascinated by.
Speaker 1: What I'm so fascinated by this Robert Durst thing. I
Speaker 1: just I wish there was an episode every day. I
Speaker 1: just can't take my eyes off of it. It's fascinating
Speaker 1: because he had everything. He had a zillion dollars. He
Speaker 1: had like he could do anything with his life.
Speaker 2: So what was his what's you got? You don't want
Speaker 2: to give it away, but what's his motivation? What was
Speaker 2: his motivation?
Speaker 1: And I'm not going to go down the wormhole of
Speaker 1: the story because it's a lot of a lot of story.
Speaker 1: But it's good. It's it's it's it's crazy, it's wow crazy.
Speaker 2: Dear Max.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'll tell you one thing. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you one thing about that's so crazy. This the way
Speaker 1: he got caught. One of the times he gets caught
Speaker 1: is that he shoplifted a sub sandwich from a grocery
Speaker 1: store when he had eighty thousand dollars in cash in
Speaker 1: his trunk.
Speaker 3: It's always something stupid. It's always something that level of stupid, Like.
Speaker 1: He had eighty grand and cash in his car and
Speaker 1: he decided that he would shoplift a sub sandwich.
Speaker 3: Dudes will be on their fifth murder and then run
Speaker 3: a stop sign and they're selling like what's this in
Speaker 3: your trunk? Thing that gets people caught?
Speaker 1: All right? The h back to the TV show Scrubs
Speaker 1: Donald because you have to get to the new Tower
Speaker 1: of Terror, which is completely different. There are no similarities.
Speaker 2: You're just mad because I'm not taking you.
Speaker 1: I was not invited. You know, if I was going Disneyland,
Speaker 1: I would invite you. They have roller coaster, the roller
Speaker 1: coaster in the Dark Dark.
Speaker 2: I would You know what I would say to you
Speaker 2: when you invited me. I'd be like, oh, Zach, I.
Speaker 1: Love you, but Rocco has a basketball game.
Speaker 2: But I'm not going to Disneyland. Bro, why listen. I
Speaker 2: love Disneyland. I love it with the passion. I love everything.
Speaker 1: I would not go if I invited you. I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is really upsetting.
Speaker 2: Me because I'm not gonna sit there with you and
Speaker 2: not do rides.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I wouldn't go just me and you.
Speaker 1: I would go like with your family and while they're
Speaker 1: on Tower of Terror slash Guardians of the Galaxy, I
Speaker 1: would like explore and saunter and people launch.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind exploring and sauntering and people watching Disneyland
Speaker 2: with you. That would be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Actually, do you get recognized when you're walking around Disney
Speaker 1: and people like clueless?
Speaker 2: You know they do? Bro? And you get recognized. I need,
Speaker 2: you know what I need. I need a great disguise
Speaker 2: that's not gonna fucking like that. I don't need acetone
Speaker 2: to freaking get off at the end of the night,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like, I need a great
Speaker 2: freaking like disguise for Disneyland, because that is a tough one.
Speaker 2: That is a very scrubs is Disneyland. I think I'm
Speaker 2: in one of the rides at one of.
Speaker 1: The better are You on?
Speaker 2: Like History of the something like that in Florida. I'm
Speaker 2: in one of them, like straight up, like I I
Speaker 2: love listen for my better the better half of my well,
Speaker 2: I'm still in the better half. I'm still going. But
Speaker 2: I love I loved Disneyland in my youth, like for real,
Speaker 2: for real, and I still have an affection for it.
Speaker 2: But like I love it, like when I say loved,
Speaker 2: like I would just when we were doing Scrubs, when
Speaker 2: we were doing the show that we're talking about right.
Speaker 1: Now, barely talking about but yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, I went probably five times six times a year
Speaker 2: because that was one of the perks of being on
Speaker 2: a Disney show. If you were on a Disney show,
Speaker 2: you could go to Disneyland whenever you want it, or
Speaker 2: at least that's how NBC would make it. Like somebody
Speaker 2: at NBC would hooking me up. She was like, I
Speaker 2: got all of these tickets. You do me a couple
Speaker 2: of favorites. I'll get you to Disneyland. And I would
Speaker 2: go to Disneyland all the time. I remember one time
Speaker 2: Casey came back from Japan. She's probably told the story
Speaker 2: on the show. She literally landed. I'm in the car
Speaker 2: with my kids and I'm like, I got a surprise, babe,
Speaker 2: Guess where we're going. And she was like home to
Speaker 2: sleep and she's and I'm like, nope, We're going to Disneyland.
Speaker 2: And she walked a full This is how stupid I
Speaker 2: was when I was a kid. Not no consideration anyway.
Speaker 2: I used to love that place. Now it's notice.
Speaker 1: Will today's disguise be, will you wear a base hat
Speaker 1: and some basebot and you'll wear some sunglasses and a
Speaker 1: baseball hat. Now, if anyone goes clueless, will you give
Speaker 1: a peace sign? What will be you?
Speaker 2: I'll always give. I'll always acknowledge. I'll always acknowledge those
Speaker 2: who acknowledge me.
Speaker 1: Will they be like what if someone says, hey can
Speaker 1: you tell me about all the different plans that T
Speaker 1: mobile offers.
Speaker 2: I will have a couple of I do have an
Speaker 2: answer for that, that is, go to the website. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's very simple. You can do it in your smartphone.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So all these kids in the show are competing to
Speaker 1: see who can be the the speaker at the white
Speaker 1: Coat ceremony, which is where they're going to get their
Speaker 1: official white coats. I'm assuming this is a real thing.
Speaker 2: And they've all become really cutthroat.
Speaker 1: Also, there's a term I use called a gunner, which
Speaker 1: means that they're gunning for each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a promising storyline for the show. So
Speaker 2: immediately I was like, we haven't seen anything like this
Speaker 2: in Scrubs. We've never seen JD. Turk Elliott or have
Speaker 2: we am I forgetting? Have we watched so many episodes
Speaker 2: of Scrubs that record with each other where they're where everywhere?
Speaker 2: The whole show is about them being competitive with each other.
Speaker 1: I don't remember, but I do know that these guys
Speaker 1: have gotten I know the kung.
Speaker 2: Fu fighting one was, but that was just the surgeons,
Speaker 2: the cult.
Speaker 8: Between the two the two of us very a soldier
Speaker 8: and then doc oh, if you have a I will sh.
Speaker 2: I'll remove tumors from your brain to your rectum between
Speaker 2: the two of us. I remember that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was talking to Brian about a West Side
Speaker 1: Story T Mobile commercial and always.
Speaker 2: Did that though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was thinking of a different a different song.
Speaker 4: Whi Fi Wi fi hot I that's good.
Speaker 2: And every time I connected so quick. It's why Fi
Speaker 2: fi gee.
Speaker 4: F Hi mobile has wife, hug.
Speaker 2: Mobile has it. We could totally do it. It's already.
Speaker 2: I'm already fucking hooked.
Speaker 1: You and I go to some guy's apartment in New
Speaker 1: York and a friend and he doesn't he doesn't have
Speaker 1: a T mobile home internet, and we're we end up
Speaker 1: on the fires keep going.
Speaker 4: Whi fu fu hihi fi.
Speaker 1: That's all I got.
Speaker 2: So Kelso wants to have sex with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was really weird. Kelso wants to interview a
Speaker 1: student and get her top off because she said he
Speaker 1: reminded her of his grandpa. That was really hard. Grandfriend
Speaker 1: Cox has this thing, It's like, why do you want
Speaker 1: to be a doctor. He wants all the the students
Speaker 1: to answer. You can have a little interview with them
Speaker 1: why they want to be a doctor, and Lucy just
Speaker 1: cannot come up with a satisfactory answer for Cox. Everything
Speaker 1: she says, He's like, nope, nope, nope. So, of course
Speaker 1: we know in the Scrubs script Isle, one of the
Speaker 1: main storylines is going to be Lucy's search for discovering
Speaker 1: why she wants to be a doctor. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of competition between Drew and Cole over who's going to
Speaker 1: be the keynote speaker there there.
Speaker 2: I thought was very funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, competition at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's such a he's such a cartoonish idiot.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: This is where the story didn't connect for me. So
Speaker 2: in the beginning of the show, Drew wants to be
Speaker 2: the keynote speaker, you know what I mean, in the
Speaker 2: beginning of the show. But then all of a sudden
Speaker 2: he has a change of heart. I don't know it,
Speaker 2: doesn't want to be the keynote speaker anymore. It would
Speaker 2: have been better, he said, and there was no it
Speaker 2: would have been It should have It would have been
Speaker 2: better if it was reversed. I don't want to be
Speaker 2: the keynote speaker. Get the fuck out of here. I'm
Speaker 2: not here for that ship. I'm gonna save live. I'm
Speaker 2: here to do this. I'm not here to freaking and
Speaker 2: Cox is like, I like this kid, Now, that's what
Speaker 2: I'm talking about. That's what it means, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have made sense because as goes now,
Speaker 1: he just changes out of nowhere. But there's no there's
Speaker 1: no event, there's no thing that happens.
Speaker 2: No, somebody says, oh, wow, you're a you're a gunner, dude.
Speaker 2: Cole says him, you're a gunner, and he's like, I
Speaker 2: am fuck, and then he reminisces about when he was
Speaker 2: younger and how how much's gunner?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's like what they were trying to say
Speaker 3: is not.
Speaker 2: It's better the other way.
Speaker 1: He wanted it, and then Cole called him out for
Speaker 1: being a gunner.
Speaker 2: Wanted again, but then he doesn't want it again because
Speaker 2: he wanted it back in the day, and he just
Speaker 2: sees himself all over again. It's better if he never
Speaker 2: wanted that shit. Fuck that shit. I don't want that shit.
Speaker 2: Hell no, I know what happened in his mind. I
Speaker 2: know what happened last time. Last time I wanted that ship.
Speaker 2: What happen? I fucking went out of my mind, and
Speaker 2: I fucking took all my friends down and that shit
Speaker 2: was some bullshit. I don't want this ship. That's the
Speaker 2: better story starting that way. Let's take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. There's a
Speaker 1: kid who's obsessed with Lost, and there's gonna be the
Speaker 1: Lost finale is coming up. He's got Lost stickers all
Speaker 1: over his laptop and then.
Speaker 4: Who does it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 5: Coal?
Speaker 1: Cole says that they're never gonna release Right before a test,
Speaker 1: he says he makes up a lie, saying that they're
Speaker 1: never going to release the season finale of Lost and
Speaker 1: explain everything, and the kid is so distraught that we
Speaker 1: assume he's going to fuck up his test.
Speaker 2: What's Lost? I'm just kidding. If I were a kid
Speaker 2: and I turned on the television, I'd be like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is Lost? Well?
Speaker 1: Lost? I really always don't I find it?
Speaker 2: Did you ever watch Lost?
Speaker 1: I didn't make it through. I watched a lot of it.
Speaker 1: The beginning was incredible. Yeah, a couple of seasons where great.
Speaker 2: Did you all?
Speaker 1: Did you all finish? No?
Speaker 3: I just started. I just started watching it for the
Speaker 3: first time though, like last year, so season like three
Speaker 3: or four.
Speaker 1: I think you're actively watching it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to pause, because watching old TV shows
Speaker 3: is great. Obviously, here we are betweeny two episodes of
Speaker 3: an hour long TV series where the writers were begging
Speaker 3: for less episodes each season. They're like, this is too
Speaker 3: many episodes. We don't have that much story. And they
Speaker 3: were like, is a cash cow produce more?
Speaker 1: I know in the beginning, I really it was really incredible,
Speaker 1: kept you on the edge of your seat, so and
Speaker 1: then and then I eventually gave up. And I think
Speaker 1: people I know have said that the ending was not
Speaker 1: very satisfying after all of that. That's what I hear.
Speaker 3: They went to end two seasons earlier.
Speaker 1: I don't like it when when TV shows reference other
Speaker 1: TV shows, Oh interesting, well.
Speaker 2: We you know what, and we stayed away from that
Speaker 2: originally for a while. If we did reference something it
Speaker 2: was classic, you know, we would reference we reference Happy Days.
Speaker 1: Let me rephrase. I think what I meant to say
Speaker 1: was current shows. I think it's one thing to reference
Speaker 1: like an old school eighty show. But I don't know,
Speaker 1: I always find it, like, I don't know, weird when
Speaker 1: we're referencing other shows that are on the air at
Speaker 1: the same time.
Speaker 2: People are going to start referencing us eventually, if they
Speaker 2: haven't already, Scrubs will be in that. You know, what,
Speaker 2: is it called the zeitgeist? Is that the right word
Speaker 2: for it? Yes?
Speaker 1: I think I think that's already happened. I think there's
Speaker 1: been Scrubs references. Look a look at family guy. You're
Speaker 1: black Scrubs and I'm white Scrubs.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But isn't that because he didn't like Scrubs.
Speaker 1: I think it's both. They think he didn't like Scrubs
Speaker 1: and it was probably funny.
Speaker 2: I want to be No, you're not white scrubs, You're
Speaker 2: just scrubs. Yeah. I want to meet would be good
Speaker 2: for the sound I would be goodrubs, and I want
Speaker 2: to meet black scrubs.
Speaker 1: Daniel, can you get me that for the soundboard? I
Speaker 1: want to beat scrubs and I want to meet black scrubs.
Speaker 2: That's one of my favorite I'm gonna tell you that's
Speaker 2: one of my favorite jokes of us. Dude. Really, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a great one. That's probably one of the best ones.
Speaker 2: That you're black scrubs, I want to meet scrubs and
Speaker 2: I want to meet black scrubs. Is the funniest fucking
Speaker 2: is the funniest thing.
Speaker 1: We met Seth McFarland a few times and he's always
Speaker 1: been so nice to us in person. But it does
Speaker 1: seem from from spoofing us that he wasn't not a
Speaker 1: fan of scrubs. It's gonna it's kinda lighthearted. Maybe he's
Speaker 1: just roasting us. Yeah, all right, so donald U Turk said, Oh,
Speaker 1: so Turk has a Haitian patient and he's very excited
Speaker 1: that he has a French accent. I mean, like Turk's
Speaker 1: never met a Haitian person before.
Speaker 2: Well, it was twelve years ago when he last was
Speaker 2: in the hospital.
Speaker 1: I know. But there's a lot there's plenty of Haitian.
Speaker 2: Does that tracked? That doesn't track, That doesn't track. This
Speaker 2: is season nine, but it was twelve years ago when
Speaker 2: I did the stitching on him. That doesn't track.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: No. But also more importantly, have you ever met a
Speaker 1: Haitian man before? Why is Church so excited or any
Speaker 1: black person who speaks French? That was just you were
Speaker 1: so stoked.
Speaker 3: It's a weird joke. I understand this at all.
Speaker 1: He goes brother speaks French. That's a romance language, y'all.
Speaker 3: Was Donald, I felt you trying to sell it. You
Speaker 3: were like, I'm gonna make these lines work. But it
Speaker 3: was just I understand.
Speaker 1: Look, it's not your fault.
Speaker 2: Donald. Drew realizes I'm here now still, I'm still standing.
Speaker 1: Drew realizes that for some reason, Drew knows about Barry
Speaker 1: from Haiti. That's the reason that the patient has some
Speaker 1: sort of complication, and that makes him really popular in
Speaker 1: the in the in the older doctors, you know, ranking
Speaker 1: because he he he finds out about this Barry from Haiti.
Speaker 1: Lucy nobody cares Sean exactly god. Lucy tells Cox that
Speaker 1: she wants to be a doctor. Why she wants me
Speaker 1: a doctor? In front of a dead patient and their family.
Speaker 1: That's an awkward moment for her. Jad over the phone,
Speaker 1: as you mentioned, told Turk to say, what is it? Something?
Speaker 1: Doesn't want a rash?
Speaker 2: Yeah, way to figure out the rash situation. It wasn't
Speaker 2: too rash. I don't know what the fuck it was.
Speaker 2: At this point, I'm like, I'm at this point, I'm
Speaker 2: writing notes like all right, here's what's wrong with this,
Speaker 2: Here's what's wrong with this, here's what's wrong with this,
Speaker 2: Here's what's wrong.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, like, what should I have
Speaker 1: for lunch?
Speaker 2: Okay, so check it out. So look this these are
Speaker 2: I have one thing that I didn't understand and it
Speaker 2: kind of got all my nerves. Why the fuck did
Speaker 2: doctor Cox called Lucy Lucy Bennett by her full name
Speaker 2: and not have a nickname or some other thing for her.
Speaker 2: Why did he knew her name? And then after he
Speaker 2: said that, why didn't she go, holy shit, he knows
Speaker 2: my name. That bothered the shit out of me.
Speaker 1: If we're going to do script, because he's mister nickname
Speaker 1: for people, right.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's number one nobody he'd never called it.
Speaker 2: He didn't call me turk, I'm Gandhi or I'm somebody
Speaker 2: else you know what I mean, or I'm something else.
Speaker 1: Lucy has five He says he's going to give her
Speaker 1: five strikes until she comes up with a real reason
Speaker 1: that she wants to be a doctor. We learned that
Speaker 1: Elliott wanted to be a gymnast but fell off the
Speaker 1: balance beam and broke her beajingo bone. I think that
Speaker 1: was just a way to have Elliot say, baijingo, she
Speaker 1: broke her beajingo bone.
Speaker 2: Have you ever broke you Butajino bone sack.
Speaker 1: No, I've fallen on my groin and been in pain,
Speaker 1: but I don't have a bajingle bone. I mean I
Speaker 1: have the bone. Obviously.
Speaker 2: We all have the bone everybody.
Speaker 1: Whenever that bone is the pelvis.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been kicked in that area?
Speaker 1: You've you've hit me in my balls?
Speaker 2: You've hit me in my balls? Wasn't that a little
Speaker 2: game we.
Speaker 1: Used to It was called Bangkok Bangkok?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What, Joe? Have you never heard this joke?
Speaker 3: I am not a boy.
Speaker 1: What Gerald and I would walk by each other and
Speaker 1: say Bangkok and then tap each other on the balls
Speaker 1: and to the point where it really hurt. What We
Speaker 1: did have a.
Speaker 3: I can't remember what it's called, but we would do
Speaker 3: the same thing. But you like, try to slap somebody
Speaker 3: on asses they were going upstairs. It's not great. Don't
Speaker 3: do that. Kids.
Speaker 2: We would be like, what's the capital of Thailand?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, gonna say that's what That's how I remember it,
Speaker 1: Like here, what's capital of Thailand? Bangkok Bank?
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then back when Mitch cup Check was the
Speaker 2: GM of the Lakers, you'd be like, yo, who's the
Speaker 2: dude the GM of the Lakers? Mitch and they'd be like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, because nobody knew who the fuck Mitch
Speaker 2: cup Check was. And you'd be like cup Check and
Speaker 2: you hit somebody in the nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there were lots of ways that young men found
Speaker 1: to hit each other in the balls. Yes, it's part
Speaker 1: of I don't know, it's part of growing up. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's still popular. Do your does your
Speaker 1: son punch his friends and the balls?
Speaker 2: No, my son punches me and the ball.
Speaker 3: So the tradition is strong.
Speaker 1: There you go, there you go.
Speaker 2: That's like a threat. That's a threat from myself. We
Speaker 2: want me to punch you in the balls.
Speaker 1: Oh god? What about when you morph into Elliott for
Speaker 1: no reason at all? It was like, what is that about?
Speaker 2: It's all of a sudden, was a segue they were
Speaker 2: trying to do, like a segue.
Speaker 1: But we don't do we don't like traditionally morph in
Speaker 1: the show this season nine, I know. And it's John Punch,
Speaker 1: who was a great director. Maybe he was just trying
Speaker 1: something out of the box. But all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: you morphed Elliott. It was like that video, what's it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter if you're black girl, white.
Speaker 2: A little dig dig did its bet.
Speaker 1: That was when Morphing first came out. That was like
Speaker 1: the first video to show morphing.
Speaker 2: I am bad in your bad?
Speaker 1: What year was that that? Thatminator? No, that wasn't Morphing.
Speaker 1: That was different technology.
Speaker 2: Terminated at motherfucking Morphed. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: You know what Zach is talking about is a face
Speaker 1: transforming from one face to another for me, and that
Speaker 1: was one. Yeah, that was the first time that didn't happen.
Speaker 1: I definitely remember the Black or White.
Speaker 2: Video Fucker stabbed Dude.
Speaker 1: That's different. I'm talking that was amazing. Technology Terminator two
Speaker 1: was also groundbreaking. But I'm talking about when Black or
Speaker 1: White music video came out. People were like, whoa.
Speaker 2: You watch it? If you watch that ship now, it's
Speaker 2: not as dope as it was when it totally still
Speaker 2: looks it looks.
Speaker 3: I just we have different eyes, sir.
Speaker 1: I love that song though it's catchy.
Speaker 2: You know what Disneyland's missing Captain Eo. Do you remember
Speaker 2: Captain Yo? Do you remember?
Speaker 1: I never did. I never did Captain Nell.
Speaker 2: You never got to see Captain Neo?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, you know what song wasn't Captain Neo? We're taking over.
Speaker 2: We have the truth.
Speaker 5: This is a message we bring to you. Don't put
Speaker 5: your finger that's dangerous. This is our planet, you one
Speaker 5: of us.
Speaker 1: You know what song came from. Now let's move on.
Speaker 1: You gotta go to You don't know right, No, I
Speaker 1: don't know any Captain EO songs. That's not on my
Speaker 1: There's only one song that I know.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 2: Get it?
Speaker 1: We should make that our ring tone, okay. JD likes
Speaker 1: to go to the zoo with Turk to see penguins
Speaker 1: twice a month. He and Turk think that they look
Speaker 1: like little formal people and that they have British accents.
Speaker 1: Elliott tells, Uh, Denise, she's got to put on a
Speaker 1: sexy outfit. There's two makeover moments in this episode.
Speaker 2: Bizarrely well, Denise misreads Drew saying put on something nice
Speaker 2: other than the scrubs that she has on with your bloody.
Speaker 2: So Denise spirals and looks for help, and she goes
Speaker 2: to Turk originally, and this is where the morph comes from.
Speaker 2: And Turk's excited that she comes over because he wants
Speaker 2: to play hospital games with her, and she's like no, no, no, no, no, uh,
Speaker 2: that's not why I'm here. I'm here too because I
Speaker 2: have an issue with Drew, and he's like, oh, I
Speaker 2: know how to I know how to fix this, and
Speaker 2: he takes her to Elliott and that's where the morph
Speaker 2: comes in. So now Elliot's geeked to do a makeover.
Speaker 2: I guess Elliot's been through. It's true, We've watched the show.
Speaker 2: She's been through several makeovers. At first, Denise says no,
Speaker 2: and so Elliott gets to make over Lucy first, and
Speaker 2: then toward the end she gets to make over Denise
Speaker 2: as well. But this is where they go for but
Speaker 2: this is where they go for their advice. This is
Speaker 2: the advice scene in a makeover situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's two makeovers in this episode. Said Denise
Speaker 1: puts in a on a hockey jersey because she thinks
Speaker 1: that's sexy because she's not wearing a bra. Then we
Speaker 1: learned that Drew had done this embarrassing thing the last
Speaker 1: time he was going through med school, where he I
Speaker 1: assumed drunk, tackled the kid who was giving the speech
Speaker 1: and then he yells you better recognize, which I guess
Speaker 1: was a thing people said in the nineties.
Speaker 2: We all said that shit, fucking what Well, call Aziz
Speaker 2: Entre's character said that shit, oh good much.
Speaker 1: I don't think I was ever an. I was never
Speaker 1: a person who said you better recognize.
Speaker 2: There was a song back in the days, Real Heads
Speaker 2: on the Rise, written by Helter Skeltera. All Heads on
Speaker 2: the Rise, you better recognize the had a Marvin Gay sample.
Speaker 2: I feel the son and Makeda and the beauty of
Speaker 2: it all. All heads realize, Real Heads on the Rise,
Speaker 2: you better recognize Daniel.
Speaker 1: Do you know that song? No, those people catch a
Speaker 1: lawsuit for that one.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they kind of lossuit. I can't
Speaker 2: find it online. It's one of my favorite songs.
Speaker 1: Marvin Giz. People be litigious. So there's a fantasy. There's
Speaker 1: only one fantasy, I think, and it's when Lucy imagines
Speaker 1: that horses don't like humans after being taught to speak,
Speaker 1: and she's sobbing because she loves horses.
Speaker 3: Is this the worst fantasy that's every been on Scrubs?
Speaker 1: Yes, they really don't. These writers really didn't crack the
Speaker 1: fantasy aspect of Scrubs. If you think about seasons one
Speaker 1: through eight, how funny those fantasies were. They've sort of
Speaker 1: given it up and then they kind of toss one
Speaker 1: in once an episode and.
Speaker 2: You can't say, and you can't say, well, we don't
Speaker 2: have the money for it, because we did a morph
Speaker 2: in the fucking episode. Why not use the morph money
Speaker 2: for it? Fantasy?
Speaker 1: I don't think morphs were that expensive.
Speaker 3: Or even just bring a horse into the hospital. That's
Speaker 3: kind of crazy, like there's a horse in the hospital
Speaker 3: that never happens. But for them to just be like
Speaker 3: it's in a newspaper, I was like, what has happened
Speaker 3: to this show?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: Why couldn't she be at a ranch? You know what
Speaker 2: I mean? And the horse talks.
Speaker 1: Because they spent all the money on no, I'm making
Speaker 1: a newspapers like humans. So Elliott gives Denise, she's trying
Speaker 1: to give her a makeover. Cox locks Coal in a
Speaker 1: closet and the security guard is there to make sure
Speaker 1: Cole doesn't come out of the closet.
Speaker 2: Ever. Again, it seems like because they both fall asleep,
Speaker 2: there was not a point where the security guard was like, dude,
Speaker 2: you know what, you want to just go homeless?
Speaker 1: And you see how Dave Franco chose his character fell
Speaker 1: asleep with his Why would you sleep like that?
Speaker 2: Nobody would.
Speaker 1: And again the door.
Speaker 2: Like he's the doorstopper.
Speaker 1: That didn't make sense. Drew scrubs in. I don't know
Speaker 1: if men's students are allowed to up in and going
Speaker 1: the o R, but I'm uh I know. And that's
Speaker 1: where uh, Donald gives him a lesson about you know,
Speaker 1: you can redeem you not Donald does. Does we sometimes
Speaker 1: make that error?
Speaker 2: Yeah we do. You're right.
Speaker 1: You did say something that was kind of funny. You said,
Speaker 1: why do white people ruin everything? I only got to
Speaker 1: say fo shizzle for a week, sunny. I didn't laugh,
Speaker 1: but I smiled. It was it was like the only
Speaker 1: moment I kind of smiled.
Speaker 2: I laugh.
Speaker 1: Okay, So then Lucy takes off her glasses and shakes
Speaker 1: her hair out. There's a bizarrely sexy jazz saxophone Q
Speaker 1: you know, where she reveals herself again. There's two commercial
Speaker 1: breaks in this episode. I guess that they were trying
Speaker 1: to milk it for all the money they could get,
Speaker 1: because they didn't used to be two different commercial breaks
Speaker 1: speaking of Oh yeah, speaking of we have to take
Speaker 1: a commercial breaking for you guys, because that's how this
Speaker 1: whole thing works.
Speaker 2: Here we go, what you're trying to get into one day.
Speaker 2: Let's go to dinner line.
Speaker 1: Okay, Lucy finally says she wants to be a doctor
Speaker 1: for a million reasons, which now satisfies Cox. That's really,
Speaker 1: that's really the answer, that that being Cox, go, you
Speaker 1: finally got it.
Speaker 3: So agitated at this point.
Speaker 1: Why did you lead us through an episode of her
Speaker 1: searching for a reason to have her reason be I
Speaker 1: want to be a doctor for a million reasons, all.
Speaker 3: The reasons more I don't even know yet? What are
Speaker 3: Why are we here?
Speaker 1: And then Denise shows up in her makeover over part
Speaker 1: two when Drew is giving his speech.
Speaker 2: Wait, hold, Ony, come here, let him say happy birthday
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Happy birthday. Wild Wait while there, wait Wilder, wait,
Speaker 1: let me ask her a question. He wants to ask
Speaker 1: you a question, Wilder.
Speaker 2: What ride?
Speaker 1: What ride at Disneyland are you most excited about going
Speaker 1: on today?
Speaker 2: Guy?
Speaker 3: Into the Galaxy and Being Coaster, being Credit Coaster, and
Speaker 3: you're not scared to go on those rides?
Speaker 1: What about Space Mountain? I like that?
Speaker 2: You like that a lot?
Speaker 1: Okay? And what about some of the some of the
Speaker 1: other rides, like do you like It's a small World?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, and are you going to beat your dad
Speaker 1: in the toy story game?
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm again Zerium choys.
Speaker 1: Okay, confidence, Happy birthday, Wilder, have so much fun.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Hi Wilder. Bye, y'all. Gonna wrap this up
Speaker 3: so we can go Disneyland.
Speaker 2: Fault. I'm the one that's blabbing and stuff.
Speaker 1: She said she's gonna beat you by a gazillion points story.
Speaker 2: She's on crack.
Speaker 1: Will you let you win?
Speaker 2: My kids on crack?
Speaker 1: Will you let your daughter win? I'm the toy story rider.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna just be like? Hell?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: It's like with Carla when you're arm wrestling her.
Speaker 2: There's no way. Okay, there's no way in hell. She's
Speaker 2: gonna try, and then she's gonna cry.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right before you get on, just just
Speaker 1: google where the secret points are.
Speaker 2: I think I just might.
Speaker 1: That's what I did, Audience, I recommend it, and your
Speaker 1: friends will be like, how did you get a billion?
Speaker 2: You have been anyway a long time. That's not bad.
Speaker 2: You have been gone for a while.
Speaker 1: You haven't been gone for a while.
Speaker 2: Uh, that's just that's where I went wrong. That's where.
Speaker 1: You have been gone. No, how would you say you
Speaker 1: had been gone for a while.
Speaker 2: You've been gone for a while.
Speaker 1: You've been gone for a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have been gone for a while.
Speaker 1: You happened. I'm trying to do my audition.
Speaker 2: You haven't been gone.
Speaker 1: I want to see what if I get it? If
Speaker 1: let me see what my read would be. You have
Speaker 1: been gone for a while.
Speaker 2: Let me say, let me give you the line before it.
Speaker 2: You're ready, Let's give you a line before it. Here
Speaker 2: we go, ready, Yeah, oh, you're making coffee now.
Speaker 1: You have been gone for a while.
Speaker 2: You have gone wi. Yeah, it's the same ship. It's not,
Speaker 2: it's not, it's not.
Speaker 1: All right, that's it, everybody, we'd love you. We got
Speaker 1: to get Donald and his daughter Disneyland. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for spending your time with us. Thank you for listening,
Speaker 1: and uh we appreciate you. And happy birthday to Wilder
Speaker 1: faise On and uh.
Speaker 2: You know I can say it because she came from
Speaker 2: the Bulls. Happy birthday baby.
Speaker 7: Some stories that show we made about a bunch of
Speaker 7: talks and nurses and the janitor who love me, I said,
Speaker 7: he's the stories new alls.
Speaker 2: No, so gatherer round you here, gather round you here,
Speaker 2: our swe for me. What show is that