Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the Day. It's a read.
Speaker 1: But you're so good at you trying to be a
Speaker 1: fake ass charlamagde He only wants charlamage.
Speaker 2: To Chad.
Speaker 1: Yahn Salomame. Who do you giving dusky other day? Soon? Now? Wow?
Speaker 1: Sexy red Donkey to Day for Tuesday, April thirtieth, go
Speaker 1: to twenty seven year old Othello. Lorenzo Holmes, young man
Speaker 1: with an old name. Okay. Othello is accused of putting
Speaker 1: the d in dessert literally okay. He was caught on
Speaker 1: video plays in his penis into open food items at
Speaker 1: the Culture restaurant in Houston. But not only that, he
Speaker 1: was accused of possessing several videos of child pornography on
Speaker 1: his cell phone. I can't make any of this up.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Fox twenty sixth Houston for the report.
Speaker 2: Please, it's a very sick and disturbing story. A fellow
Speaker 2: Holmes is facing five counts of possession of child pornography.
Speaker 2: And this comes after the manager of a restaurant called
Speaker 2: Culture showed police videos of homes sticking his penis in
Speaker 2: a jar of jelly.
Speaker 1: Houston streets are safe for tonight because we took a
Speaker 1: pedophile off the street.
Speaker 2: Those words coming from restaurant owner Marcus Davis after his
Speaker 2: former employee was caught on camera sticking his genitals in
Speaker 2: jelly and what he was doing on the video was
Speaker 2: placing his genitals in a plastic jar in the kitchen,
Speaker 2: and he was a cook. The former restaurant employee twenty
Speaker 2: eight year old Atthello Holmes. According to court records, Holmes
Speaker 2: confessed to the crime and told investigators he had frequent urges.
Speaker 1: I can tell y'all this individual is a predator.
Speaker 2: The incident leading investigators to search his phone, where they
Speaker 2: found more than one hundred images and videos of child porn.
Speaker 1: Othello is accused of allegedly creating and sharing child pornography,
Speaker 1: and he's accused of sticking his penis in some pudding.
Speaker 1: Oh excuse me, it was jelly Otello said, who ain't
Speaker 1: ready for this? Jelly Othello was out here adding new
Speaker 1: items to the menu like peenis butter and jelly sandwiches,
Speaker 1: peenus butter cookies, spicy peanut butter noodles. Listening, this guy
Speaker 1: has a problem, man. He said he had a sexual urge,
Speaker 1: but he stopped himself before he ejaculated. He also admitted
Speaker 1: to having these urge frequently and has a history of
Speaker 1: sexual offenses, saying he has a problem with these sexual urges,
Speaker 1: and he says he needs help now. When this man
Speaker 1: is in jail, because you know you do to crime,
Speaker 1: you gotta do the time. But while you're doing the time,
Speaker 1: can he get some help? Is he gonna get the
Speaker 1: help he needs or is he just gonna do some
Speaker 1: time and then get put right back on the streets
Speaker 1: with the same urges where it's only a matter of
Speaker 1: time before he commits the same offense. The man had
Speaker 1: several videos of child pornography on his cell phone, and
Speaker 1: he's got a sexual fetish for food, so he's a pedophile.
Speaker 1: And when you have a sexual fetish for food, it's
Speaker 1: called cytophilia or sidophilia. Cytophilia sidophilia one of the two,
Speaker 1: a sexual fetish in which participants are aroused by erotic
Speaker 1: situations involving food. Between that and the child pornography, this
Speaker 1: man will probably lose his mind at a chucky cheese.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine the stick thoughts that go through his
Speaker 1: head when he sees the kids menu. This man will
Speaker 1: take some chicken nuggets to pound town. He would absolutely
Speaker 1: try to mac on some and cheese. And if you
Speaker 1: think you won't fornicate with fish fingers, hah, you out
Speaker 1: of your damn mind. The irony is kids men us
Speaker 1: off of smaller portions for smaller appetites. But this man
Speaker 1: doesn't have a smaller appetite. He has a huge sexual
Speaker 1: appetite and going to prison not gonna change that. Because
Speaker 1: if he's already into child porn and he's down to
Speaker 1: do a hot beef injectionist and jelly, he's definitely down
Speaker 1: to do a two person push up with his sally
Speaker 1: and what the sally rhyme with jelly. All I'm simply
Speaker 1: saying is we repeat what we don't repair. Please give othello,
Speaker 1: Lorenzo Holmes, the biggest he hulled. This man needs some
Speaker 1: type of help while he's in prison. There's gotta be
Speaker 1: something that they can do, because why do you keep
Speaker 1: putting somebody like this on the street just to commit
Speaker 1: the same crimes over and over. Ye And like you said,
Speaker 1: he admitted to you having urges, those urges and he
Speaker 1: said he needs help. He's begging for help. They gotta
Speaker 1: do something for this guy while he's in prison. I
Speaker 1: don't know what you do, but it's gotta be something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mm hmm. All right, well, thank you for that. Donkey
Speaker 1: of to day.
Speaker 2: Slow though, like what.
Speaker 1: That's old that's old. Yeah, that's old school day. Oh
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's from a player or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounds like Shakespeare's he's giving a little Shakespeare played
Speaker 1: by William Shakespeare. Oh fellow, damn yeah, I'm black. All right, well,
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