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Speaker 2: Good morning everybody.
Speaker 4: You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
Speaker 4: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
Speaker 2: I feel it's necessary to explain what I.
Speaker 4: Say in the morning because somebody asked me, what do
Speaker 4: you mean by that when you say that in the morning.
Speaker 2: When I say.
Speaker 4: Uh huh, it's in response to David Hollister opening the
Speaker 4: song by saying, go ahead, big Daddy, go ahead. I said,
Speaker 4: uh huh, I show will. Then I say good morning everybody,
Speaker 4: because I was raised a rage. You're supposed to speak
Speaker 4: when you come in the room. I'm coming in y'all's room,
Speaker 4: whether it's your bedroom, the room in your house, your car,
Speaker 4: your office, you know, wherever you're at. I come in
Speaker 4: the room, or God speaks, I say good morning everybody.
Speaker 4: You are listening to the voice, And then I got
Speaker 4: to introduce myself because as a performer, I always felt
Speaker 4: my best when I was introduced. No, why would you
Speaker 4: walk out on stage anybody introduce you. You can't get
Speaker 4: a round of applause. It's just it's horrible. So I say,
Speaker 4: you are listening to the voice one and Only Steve Harvey.
Speaker 4: Come on, dig me now. Now that's old school. I
Speaker 4: got that, but that's I was once again.
Speaker 2: Dig me now?
Speaker 4: Is I want you to feel what I'm about to say.
Speaker 4: That's all I'm saying. That's not a bragging thing. You
Speaker 4: know you are listening to the voice one and only
Speaker 4: Steve Harvey. Come on, dig me now. I'm just asking
Speaker 4: you to feel what I'm saying in the morning, because
Speaker 4: it's part of a promise that I made to God.
Speaker 4: See a long time ago, I told God, if he
Speaker 4: allowed me to make it, that when I got there,
Speaker 4: I would tell everybody I know how I did it,
Speaker 4: and I wasn't gonna shortcut it or shade him on it.
Speaker 2: I said, if you allow me.
Speaker 4: To make it, if you give me the strength, the courage,
Speaker 4: the wisdom, you gave me a gift, if you let
Speaker 4: me apply it, don't destroy myself in the process, forgive
Speaker 4: me for my sins along the way, continue to hold
Speaker 4: and rock me when I needed. When I make it,
Speaker 4: I promise you Lord, when I get there, I will
Speaker 4: tell everybody how I made it.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 4: This started back in LA when I got on the
Speaker 4: radio and I was making it okay. I was doing okay,
Speaker 4: but I had to keep my promise to God. My
Speaker 4: promise was, if you allow me to make it, I'll
Speaker 4: tell everybody how I got there. I have to tell
Speaker 4: you that every day because if it was not for
Speaker 4: that grace and mercy, I wouldn't even be here able
Speaker 4: to fulfill my promise. Because I've done enough dirt in
Speaker 4: my life. Man to not be worthy. He could have
Speaker 4: easily walked away from me a long time ago because
Speaker 4: I had show walked away from him. See, and I
Speaker 4: didn't walk away from him once. I walked away from
Speaker 4: him a bunch of times. But guess what He forgave
Speaker 4: me a bunch of times. I'm a living example of
Speaker 4: hundreds of chances. His forgiveness and his mercy is available
Speaker 4: for everybody. It's the only reason I get on this
Speaker 4: show every day. It's the only reason I have the
Speaker 4: blessings that's come in my way. It's the only way
Speaker 4: that the things that keep happening in my life, man,
Speaker 4: that I have no explanation for, is because of His
Speaker 4: grace and mercy. See, anytime something good happens in my
Speaker 4: life and I can't explain it, that's usually him, he
Speaker 4: exhibits to me. Remember, I'm a forgiving god, man. Remember,
Speaker 4: So when you fall, Steve, don't lay down there. Don't
Speaker 4: you lay down there. Don't you let the devil fool
Speaker 4: you that because you'd have made some mistakes that you
Speaker 4: ain't that you can't do it because everybody gonna make them.
Speaker 4: There's none perfect, no, not once. So get up, keep moving,
Speaker 4: keep pushing, step on what you're laying there for. Your
Speaker 4: daddy didn't raise you that way. Look, man, my father
Speaker 4: was just about manhood. I'm gonna just tell you. My
Speaker 4: daddy never had a conversation with me about church. He
Speaker 4: beat me for not going, but you know a couple
Speaker 4: of times, but he wasn't about that wasn't his message.
Speaker 4: That was my mama's job. My mama taught me about
Speaker 4: being saved, about loving the Lord, about giving your life,
Speaker 4: about the teachings of Jesus Christ. My mama was a
Speaker 4: Sunday school teacher. So I got all of that from her.
Speaker 4: My old man ain't had none of that for me.
Speaker 4: My old man talked to me about one thing all
Speaker 4: day long, hard working manhood, and well you're gonna get
Speaker 4: that if you don't get nothing else from me. He
Speaker 4: gave that to me, so I got it. See, so
Speaker 4: my father, you say, excuse my language, but you ain't
Speaker 4: gonna sit there like no little punk up in here.
Speaker 4: You ain't what you're finna do. You finna get up
Speaker 4: and go do what you're supposed to do. Now stop
Speaker 4: all that wine and like some little un go get
Speaker 4: the movie. That's how my father talked to me. And
Speaker 4: now I'm just telling you real. It worked for me, though,
Speaker 4: And before you start emailing me, that had nothing to
Speaker 4: do with homosexuality at all.
Speaker 2: It's just that was his term for a man not
Speaker 2: acting like a man.
Speaker 4: That's all it was. It was not a gay reference
Speaker 4: at all. I want you to understand that before you
Speaker 4: started emailing me. So my daddy wasn't calling. That was
Speaker 4: not a sexual reference for him. My father talked to
Speaker 4: us that's.
Speaker 2: What he meant.
Speaker 4: I knew exactly what it meant. He couldn't amit nothing
Speaker 4: if he ain't even know nothing about that. My man
Speaker 4: clueless when it come to that right there. So when
Speaker 4: I was getting down and feeling bad about myself, my
Speaker 4: old man, he taught me this toughness.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: He gave me this grit, this doggedness, this go to
Speaker 4: work and work hard. That's why today, when God does
Speaker 4: bless me with something, he ain't got to worry about
Speaker 4: me not working hard because.
Speaker 2: That's in me.
Speaker 4: And when I get tired, I asked that same God
Speaker 4: for strift to keep on doing so I can do
Speaker 4: the blessed he got for me. So when you ask
Speaker 4: me how you gonna do all this, Steve Harvey, I
Speaker 4: don't know. I ain't got to figure that out. All
Speaker 4: I got to do is show up with the same
Speaker 4: amount of faith of being showing up with God handled
Speaker 4: the rest of it. See y'all, Hey man, let me
Speaker 4: tell you something. I don't see how you do it.
Speaker 4: I don't either, Can I get you, hey man, newsflash?
Speaker 2: Let me hear. I don't see how you doing all that? Steve?
Speaker 2: You doing this? You doing that? Can I tell you
Speaker 2: something I don't either.
Speaker 4: I just wake up with the faith man and trusting
Speaker 4: that if he gonna bless me with it, he must
Speaker 4: be gonna show me a way how to get it done. See,
Speaker 4: I ain't tripping on that part. See, once you take
Speaker 4: yourself out the how to business, you can go on
Speaker 4: and get with it. But see, if you're gonna trip
Speaker 4: yourself out with the how to, you can't think like
Speaker 4: God can think. You can't figure like God can figure.
Speaker 4: So now you sit up in here, God Lord, I
Speaker 4: want this to happen for me. Then I don't know
Speaker 4: how I'm gonna do all that. Well, guess what You
Speaker 4: in the way? Now, see you, Now you in the
Speaker 4: way because see God ain't asked you to figure out
Speaker 4: how to. He said ask and believe. Then he said
Speaker 4: faith without works is dead. That's my solution. That's the
Speaker 4: concoction that I'm functioning on. All I got to do
Speaker 4: is accept the blessing, keep the faith, be willing to work,
Speaker 4: and believe God can.
Speaker 2: Do anything but fail.
Speaker 4: Why would God bring me this far to leave me?
Speaker 4: Why would he bring you this far to leave you?
Speaker 2: So while I get up every morning, I have no choice.
Speaker 4: I got to get up in here to rest. When
Speaker 4: I'm running late, man, I try to plow through here.
Speaker 4: Sometime I don't make it, man, I got to do
Speaker 4: a rerun, but I plow through here because, man, Steve,
Speaker 4: you're gonna run out something to say.
Speaker 2: Nah, I'm gonna just keep thinking. Now. You can't run
Speaker 2: out of that, can you?
Speaker 4: Because you owe him that matter of fact, when I
Speaker 4: get through talking, I really ain't thanked him enough. You're
Speaker 4: listening Morning show, ladies and gentlemen. You know what, he'd
Speaker 4: have done it again. I'm just amazed at here. I'm
Speaker 4: talking about God. You know, I'm talking about how I
Speaker 4: don't know how, but he do the same thing on
Speaker 4: time every time, and he don't miss He said the
Speaker 4: sun will rise in the.
Speaker 2: East and said that what he said that? What to
Speaker 2: do it? When don't it do that? When has it
Speaker 2: ever not done that thing? Right there?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 4: You name me anybody you know that ain't ever missed
Speaker 4: ever time up being nobody, lady and gentlemen, the greatest
Speaker 4: of all time, Almighty God, the boy boy boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I give him all the credit to
Speaker 4: honor in the glory, because I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 4: this is how it's done. Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shirley
Speaker 4: Strawberry called for real Mississippi Monica Junior, the legend that
Speaker 4: he his nephew.
Speaker 2: Tell me, well, what's wrong?
Speaker 7: What's wrong?
Speaker 2: Though, No, he's gonna ask me what.
Speaker 4: Well. I think everything is time, That's what I think.
Speaker 4: I think all I'm off to a great start.
Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: But that ain't the segment we do. This seg is
Speaker 4: called Junior. What's on your mind? I dash where it
Speaker 4: starts to turn a bit. Yes, so now let's hear
Speaker 4: it today. What's going on today?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 8: Unk, you know, man, it ain't nothing really going on.
Speaker 8: Everything is good. You know, I'm really proud.
Speaker 2: You know that.
Speaker 8: You know, me and my wife was really in a
Speaker 8: good place right now. You know, it's just day one
Speaker 8: of it. But if we're here though, you know we're
Speaker 8: doing good. I ain't got no complaints. You know, my
Speaker 8: blood pressure.
Speaker 7: Down and I'm married now. I feel good.
Speaker 8: I look good, skinned, skin clear. You know, I ain't
Speaker 8: in the hospital. So I got a lot to be
Speaker 8: grateful fuss, you know. And plus I should have been
Speaker 8: married a long time ago, because I'm too unhealthy to
Speaker 8: be by myself.
Speaker 2: That's one thing I don't think we could have the
Speaker 2: long time I thank you married no long time ago.
Speaker 4: I think this is enough right here. You know we
Speaker 4: we wouldn't be still on this show. You've been married
Speaker 4: a long time ago, you'd killed this show. This show
Speaker 4: really take you being.
Speaker 2: Married as it is. So I'm making you know this
Speaker 2: is yeah, this has yeah, this has the show stressed out. So, yeah,
Speaker 2: you got to learn how trust in God God's time.
Speaker 4: In junior, you got trusted. He got you married at
Speaker 4: the right time because he knew about He knew about where.
Speaker 2: Our limits were.
Speaker 7: Uh, he knew about you and the and the crewise limits.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he knew we couldn't take we couldn't take this earlier.
Speaker 4: And then you was younger too.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah I was.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, will you admit that you are no more
Speaker 2: and are smarter than you are now than you was.
Speaker 7: You was your absolutely absolutely and that nah.
Speaker 2: You see where we're going with this. I am so yeah,
Speaker 2: I am no more smarter. No, I know that you're
Speaker 2: not no more smarter.
Speaker 7: Uh uh no, because I keep doing the same thing
Speaker 7: to stress you. That's why.
Speaker 2: Well, because you don't learn.
Speaker 4: You you don't listen. You just don't listen. And right
Speaker 4: there now, our time is up and we are so
Speaker 4: happy about that.
Speaker 9: At thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from
Speaker 9: the nephew if he runs that brank back right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show.
Speaker 9: It is time now for the nephew to run that
Speaker 9: brank back. Nephew, what's on the menu this morning?
Speaker 2: My bones all week, my bones are quak. Let's don't
Speaker 2: care though.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to speak to Ron. Yeah.
Speaker 5: This is run Hey Ron, how you doing. This is
Speaker 5: Polly Man. How are you brothers? I'm good, Polly, Hey, Hey,
Speaker 5: I wanted to congratulates man on the on the baby.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 5: I wasn't able to make it to the baby shower, man,
Speaker 5: but I want to congratulate you on the baby, man
Speaker 5: and and all of that.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 5: Much success to you, man, you and the wife, Thank you,
Speaker 5: thank you. You appreciate that. Poly Yeah well yeah, fully man,
Speaker 5: I didn't get you know, my wife Danita, she came
Speaker 5: to the to the to the baby shower, man, so
Speaker 5: you know, uh, she was telling me how how nice
Speaker 5: it was, how successful it was.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 5: So I just you want, you know, I wanted to
Speaker 5: give you big ups. I heard the baby came and
Speaker 5: everything and I wanted to just a little girl, a
Speaker 5: little girl, y'a hat a little girl. Yeah yeah, all right,
Speaker 5: well congratulations man, congratulations Ron. I wanted to definitely call it.
Speaker 5: Congratulate man and baby real quick. What what baby shower?
Speaker 6: Was your wife that?
Speaker 5: Because we had two, we had one from my side
Speaker 5: of the family, any one for my wife's side, because
Speaker 5: you know, they live different places and stuff. Man, So
Speaker 5: which one do you think she was at? Probably on
Speaker 5: your wife's side, you know, Okay, okay, she knows my wife.
Speaker 5: Well no, see see Dnina is actually friends with with Kendre.
Speaker 5: Now you know Kendre right, Oh yeah, I know kend Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's good thing she was. She was with Kendre. Okay,
Speaker 5: here she comes. They play cards, you know. Okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 5: she was with Kendre man, and she was just telling
Speaker 5: me how successful man, how nice it was, and you know,
Speaker 5: laid out baby shower. I wasn't able to make it, man.
Speaker 5: I've been a little under the weather, bro, you know,
Speaker 5: and you know, with God's help, man, I'll be able
Speaker 5: to get back on my feet, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: That's all right, hey, man, I just you know, congratulated again. Man,
Speaker 5: you know the beautiful baby girl. Man, that's a beautiful thing. Yeah,
Speaker 5: thank you, thank you. I'm sorry, man, better have I
Speaker 5: just I can't hold me. I'm trying to remember you
Speaker 5: and trying to place you, and I just I can't
Speaker 5: do it. Have we met No, no, no, no no no, no,
Speaker 5: my bad man. I'm sorry John nah Me and you
Speaker 5: we haven't. We haven't met at all. Like I say,
Speaker 5: you know, my wife knows Kendre. They hang out, and
Speaker 5: I guess she's she's dabbled a couple of times and
Speaker 5: been around. You know, your wife is your wife is Maryland? Right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's my wife. Okay, Yeah, I guess she's been been
Speaker 5: in the presence of Maryland.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 5: So you know, you know, I kind of got your
Speaker 5: number from from my wife, man, and she got it
Speaker 5: from Kindred. So I kind of wanted to holler at.
Speaker 6: You, you know, which went out in your dad.
Speaker 5: Actually, man, Like I say, Man, I've been I've been
Speaker 5: down for a minute, you know. And uh I actually
Speaker 5: you know, came from doctor yesterday and and my my bones, man,
Speaker 5: they my bones are deteriorating. You know. Uh, that's that's
Speaker 5: kind of what I'm what I've been going through man,
Speaker 5: And if I don't get the proper medication that I need, man,
Speaker 5: then we you know it within the next three months here, dog,
Speaker 5: could it could get pretty bad. You know what I'm saying. Well, man,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry to hear that. Bro. You know, all I
Speaker 5: can do is straight well you man, And you know
Speaker 5: well man, the doctor told me that it's bro o
Speaker 5: cry man. The doctor told me man, you know if
Speaker 5: I get the right medication man, that you know, I
Speaker 5: could get back up to seventy five eight healthy again,
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. So you know, it's just
Speaker 5: a rare type of thing that I need to try
Speaker 5: and get and I think that you might be I
Speaker 5: think you can help me. We will be strong, man,
Speaker 5: be strong, just man, sit down, Man, be strong. Bro,
Speaker 5: It's gonna be all right. It's gonna be all RIGHTY
Speaker 5: is with you? I pray for you. I do all
Speaker 5: I can. You know, I don't know well actually actually, uh,
Speaker 5: the doctor told me, man that if for six months,
Speaker 5: if I drunk breast milk, it will it will it
Speaker 5: will put enough calcium and stuff back into my bones
Speaker 5: that would get me back up to seventy to eighty
Speaker 5: five percent healthy. Yeah, I ain't got no breath. But
Speaker 5: you know it's not. It's not you Ron you you
Speaker 5: don't you know, but you know your your wife does.
Speaker 6: Though.
Speaker 5: Whoa, you're talking about my wife's brass.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 5: I'm not not directly man, I'm just saying that chickens,
Speaker 5: you know. I mean, if I had her breast milk
Speaker 5: for like six months straight, man, I could get back
Speaker 5: home again. Man. Oh, you'll talk about a man's wife
Speaker 5: or her break.
Speaker 6: Now, I kind of I got.
Speaker 5: I'm just I'm just all for my wife milk.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 5: Man, I'm just asking y'all to share it for six kids.
Speaker 5: Hearing no bread milk with you? Man, you got the
Speaker 5: wrong one, man, the wrong one, and you think your
Speaker 5: name was white. This is wrong, man, It is wrong. Gone. No,
Speaker 5: We're just talking about six months of breast milk, man,
Speaker 5: six months my wife's press milk. We were talking about
Speaker 5: just no press milk. And I understand life spress milk man.
Speaker 5: I understand that, man. But we're talking about you saving
Speaker 5: a life. Man, A life I ain't the one. Okay, Well,
Speaker 5: let me ask you this. What if y'all would have
Speaker 5: had twins, man, y'all would have been press seeding two babies.
Speaker 5: Just look it as if we're twins. What the man,
Speaker 5: I'm getting them off this phone because I don't know
Speaker 5: who you are. You need to chill. Oh man, you
Speaker 5: need to go, get on your knees, tray at your bones,
Speaker 5: get healed or whatever. You got the wrong number? Man, Listen. Man,
Speaker 5: all I'm saying is I got one more thing. I
Speaker 5: want to say that I'll have to get off. Man.
Speaker 5: I just want to get off the phone. Call Kendre
Speaker 5: and find out what gave you my number, because that's
Speaker 5: how you got Can I say one more saying?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 5: Go ahead?
Speaker 12: Go ahead?
Speaker 5: Can I say it?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 5: This his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
Speaker 5: Kendre and your wife Maryland got me to plank phone
Speaker 5: call you Hello, run run Yeah, Man, y'all are good? Man?
Speaker 5: Whoa man? My wife? Man? Man kenjy wore? Did I
Speaker 5: get you?
Speaker 6: Man? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Y'all got it?
Speaker 6: Man, y'all have.
Speaker 5: Hey, I got them too? They done started something. Hey
Speaker 5: one more day. What's the baddest radio station in the land?
Speaker 6: Man? Man?
Speaker 5: It is the Stem Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 5: Wow, Man, And now you have it.
Speaker 9: I'll be right there coming up next. Ask the CLO
Speaker 9: with her chief love of Steve Harvey. You're listening Harvey
Speaker 9: Morning Show, showing up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 9: In Entertainment News, Kevin Hart revealed how tall he really
Speaker 9: is finally and if he's a billionaire or not?
Speaker 2: Yeah, now, hey, why is he trying to reveal to
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Speaker 9: Was asked and a lot of people say he's different heights,
Speaker 9: so he wanted to clear it up. We'll get into it.
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Speaker 9: That's all coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 9: But right now it is time to ask the clo.
Speaker 9: This is from Julie and West Plano. Julie says, I've
Speaker 9: been seeing a guy every day for a month after
Speaker 9: I slid into his DMS and told.
Speaker 1: Him he was sexy.
Speaker 9: We had sex at least ten times and I don't
Speaker 9: know his name, just to screen name on Instagram.
Speaker 1: If I ask him his real name, now, will he
Speaker 1: think I'm a thought?
Speaker 4: Oh well, let me ask you a question. You just
Speaker 4: slept with a man ten times and you don't know
Speaker 4: his name. You tell me if that's a thought, because
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 10: What a mass name.
Speaker 4: Well, if you don't know my name, you just slept
Speaker 4: with me ten times. What you want me to think
Speaker 4: of you? Except you sleep with people without knowing their names.
Speaker 4: That's all, ain't o what you're not de finna do
Speaker 4: once again bring this abnormal behavior to me and expect
Speaker 4: me to normally. It seemed to me like you would
Speaker 4: know a man's name for you slept with him. You're
Speaker 4: just slept with him ten times. You just know his
Speaker 4: screen name. You know, now, if you've been calling him
Speaker 4: sugar Boots because that's his screen name, then all he
Speaker 4: know is you want sugar Boots.
Speaker 2: Now where we at?
Speaker 4: I don't know what you call it. I don't know
Speaker 4: what you call him. When you sleep with a person,
Speaker 4: I don't know their name. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 4: All right, moving on to I've never done it.
Speaker 1: You always know their names Lugger Boots.
Speaker 2: Okay, you quit names, and you know what you know?
Speaker 2: It might be different at the time, I said, but
Speaker 2: you're gonna get one.
Speaker 1: How can you say their name different every time?
Speaker 2: I don't know you tell me.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 9: Moving on to Christiana in Scottsdale, Christiana writes, my mother
Speaker 9: has accused my dad of being unfaithful for years. He is,
Speaker 9: in fact cheating, and I know his girlfriend. When I
Speaker 9: caught him with her, he stopped talking to me because
Speaker 9: he was ashamed. Is it my responsibility to fix our
Speaker 9: relationship or his?
Speaker 2: M No, it's.
Speaker 4: Well he stopped talking continue because he was ashamed. Then
Speaker 4: you can just say, hey, dad, look I know why
Speaker 4: you're not talking to me, but I don't want to
Speaker 4: with that to affect our relationship. And then that's how
Speaker 4: you open the conversation because well he don't know how
Speaker 4: to do it. See, there's no proper way for him
Speaker 4: to bring it up. A daughter, Listen, I know you've
Speaker 4: seen me. I know because you know this is how
Speaker 4: you get busted. You gotta be real humble and and
Speaker 4: you almost gotta go at about it in a slave
Speaker 4: type tone. Yeah, you can't, can't be asking at all.
Speaker 4: When she's seen you with the girl. You got to
Speaker 4: go you know her or addo or I think you
Speaker 4: might have sang saying some things that was little a
Speaker 4: little bit miss miscommunicated, and I apologize for putting you
Speaker 4: in that position. And uh, but you know, I'm just
Speaker 4: you know, your mother has known that I was unhappy,
Speaker 4: you know, for quite some time. Anyway, what I'm trying
Speaker 4: to say is I love you and always have, no
Speaker 4: matter what happens between me and your mama. And I
Speaker 4: was just wondering if he was going to be able
Speaker 4: to you know, continuously. Now you know where it's without,
Speaker 4: you know where we was, you know, like, well, you
Speaker 4: know I didn't I didn't like you or looking over
Speaker 4: there at Shawny's and seeing me in that.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I don't really think he has a way
Speaker 2: he can do it. So she should just say, hey, daddy, look,
Speaker 2: you know, it depends on how she is and how
Speaker 2: he is.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, okay, all right.
Speaker 9: Moving on to Montelle and Lexington, montell says, my daughter
Speaker 9: graduates high school Jesus, and I've asked my wife to
Speaker 9: skip the graduation so my daughter's mom can enjoy the
Speaker 9: day in peace. My wife knows she has a slick mouth,
Speaker 9: so why is she so eager to go and ruin
Speaker 9: the graduation so.
Speaker 2: She could so she can slick mouthful? Yeah? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: we paid for the graduation role.
Speaker 7: Happ and down.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm gonna be there. I'm onna be there,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 4: And why don't you just talk to it beforehand and say, hey, listen,
Speaker 4: this is my daughter's graduation. I don't want no drama
Speaker 4: at her graduation. This day is her day and I
Speaker 4: wanted to be about her. So if you could just
Speaker 4: please do me a faith, restrain from any contact with them,
Speaker 4: you know, and let her and her mother have they
Speaker 4: moment and then and then when it's time for you
Speaker 4: to take a picture with her. I'm pretty sure she'll
Speaker 4: do that, but please don't interfere with her her mama
Speaker 4: having her time on her day.
Speaker 2: It is her daughter.
Speaker 1: Because he just said, he just asked her to skip
Speaker 1: the graduation. But that's what he meant.
Speaker 2: What you just what y'all mean? Now, the daughter don't
Speaker 2: want her to slick mouth. She didn't something slick to
Speaker 2: that job.
Speaker 1: She doesn't. She doesn't.
Speaker 13: Oh, her daughter don't want I'm saying I'm saying that
Speaker 13: that wasn't in the letter, but I'm saying that don't
Speaker 13: want her either.
Speaker 2: That's what I think. She doesn't want her to day anything.
Speaker 13: Because if she says something to my mama, Yeah, she
Speaker 13: needs to stay at home, all right.
Speaker 9: The last one, Steve. This is from Georgia in Norfolk,
Speaker 9: Georgia says Georgia, I ordered a linen shirt for my
Speaker 9: husband after I saw a man at church with it on.
Speaker 9: My husband recognized the shirt and said he'll never wear
Speaker 9: the shirt because I liked it on another man.
Speaker 1: What's so bad about what I did? It's just a shirt, right,
Speaker 1: that's weak.
Speaker 2: I never wear this shirt because I saw it on
Speaker 2: another man.
Speaker 1: And you liked it on another man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we ain't even really like that. So she wanted
Speaker 2: to see her husband in the shirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she lost the shirt.
Speaker 2: I thought the shirt was nice. I know if you
Speaker 2: put it on it'll be ice coat. See it like that?
Speaker 2: Because he's stupid, He's so stupid.
Speaker 1: He will never wear the shirt because she liked it
Speaker 1: on another man, on.
Speaker 4: Robert, because Robert had it all. But see, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: tell you what it was. See she told him that
Speaker 4: because it ain't no man drew that correlation. No, she
Speaker 4: told him, I saw this shirt on Deacon Burns, and
Speaker 4: I ordered it for you, Deacon Burner, old Deacon Berg,
Speaker 4: that's what happened. If she had to say it, none
Speaker 4: she'd have just ordered to show he want me to
Speaker 4: put it on. He didn't even notice the shirt the
Speaker 4: Deacon Barro's head on.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Colo.
Speaker 9: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
Speaker 9: some entertainment news for you right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Hard Morning Show.
Speaker 1: In an exclusive.
Speaker 9: Interview with Anderson Cooper on sixty minutes, Kevin Hart finally
Speaker 9: admitted his true height. Anderson teas Kevin about various speculations
Speaker 9: on how tall he is. He told Kevin, GQ said
Speaker 9: you were five five, the LA Time said you were
Speaker 9: five to four, and some other place said you were
Speaker 9: five to two. Then Kevin said that GQ finally got
Speaker 9: it right. Kevin revealed that he is five five with
Speaker 9: a shoe or a sneaker on, but.
Speaker 1: If he puts on a boot. But if he puts
Speaker 1: on a boot, he can get all the way up
Speaker 1: to five five and a half half five five and
Speaker 1: a half.
Speaker 9: That's good for Kevin, now that Kevin is Now, now
Speaker 9: that Kevin has admitted how tall he really is, maybe
Speaker 9: other men should be honest about their height, right Steve.
Speaker 4: Right now, well, I ain't just a moment to open
Speaker 4: up on this. Well, let's go on and talk to
Speaker 4: two little fellas on this show. Right here, y'all gonna
Speaker 4: join in with Kevin. You know this is therapeutic. You
Speaker 4: know this is something and this is listen, this ain't
Speaker 4: coming out, this is coming up.
Speaker 2: Let's do. Is it something?
Speaker 11: That's something Kevin wanted to do, and icommend him on it.
Speaker 11: But I ain't got nothing to do with that. I
Speaker 11: ain't got nothing to do with that.
Speaker 2: What you don't?
Speaker 1: I don't want to say.
Speaker 2: I am five ten and a half. Do y'all want
Speaker 2: to know?
Speaker 6: Da is?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: That's that's wow? Wait, Shirley sunderstanding?
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 2: Tommy? What did the doctor say? I don't go to
Speaker 2: that doctor no more.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 4: You can't break up with a doctor because he says
Speaker 4: something you ain't want to hear. Now, Tommy, what did
Speaker 4: the doctor say when he measured your height?
Speaker 11: He said, you fined nine and some change? You just
Speaker 11: a little your little little old shop something, ain't you?
Speaker 11: And that's when I quit going to him.
Speaker 2: He said you're alive, nne something and some change.
Speaker 6: That was it.
Speaker 11: I didn't think that was good. But what they called
Speaker 11: bed bed uh inside manas I didn't. I didn't like
Speaker 11: him talking to.
Speaker 6: Me like that.
Speaker 13: So, yeah, this was doing your wellness and physical Yeah,
Speaker 13: this was you want it's a regular physical.
Speaker 2: Junior. Huh, you want to come on up join in
Speaker 2: with this conversation.
Speaker 7: About I find man, I'm five nine, that's it.
Speaker 13: Yeah, you got the same height. That's impossible. How is
Speaker 13: it impossible anything.
Speaker 2: I've been I've been taller than him the whole time
Speaker 2: I've been knowing it. What are you talking about?
Speaker 7: You ain't You ain't five ten for sure?
Speaker 1: He said, you find that change.
Speaker 7: You got to change.
Speaker 2: That's what you can change. Yeah, yeah, I got You
Speaker 2: don't have no change. You don't.
Speaker 7: I don't have no change.
Speaker 1: No, I just have five nights straight five.
Speaker 7: That's why you tall at me, Tommy, because you got change.
Speaker 2: And that's quoting the doctor.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you something now, as you measured from
Speaker 4: the ground up the top of your head sets, you.
Speaker 2: Just take me supposed to stop at your hairline.
Speaker 7: I'm I'm I'm fining out. Don't come problems, I'm finding out.
Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, it's your nephew with the change.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're the one the problem.
Speaker 2: With his height. He won't to find nine has some
Speaker 2: change and you just a little shout something. That's that.
Speaker 4: I think Kevin coming up like that and being honest
Speaker 4: about it and is allowed for these two people to
Speaker 4: come out and share their feelings. Yeah, me personally, I
Speaker 4: command y'all for speaking on it, because the last time
Speaker 4: we didn't this one. You made us speak on this,
Speaker 4: You made this part of it. Always going to do
Speaker 4: what hear, what Kevin? What Kevin is saying, to move
Speaker 4: on to the next door. That's all we had to
Speaker 4: do now to mess up my whole day.
Speaker 1: Now you're not mad, are you?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 2: Last time I was five nine, I was about fourteen,
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 9: During the interview, Andison Cooper asked Kevin if he has
Speaker 9: his billionaire status yet, and Kevin responded, none of your
Speaker 9: business man.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to get me robbed?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: He may not be, but he didn't answer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know how much ever he makeing it's good.
Speaker 4: It is really really lovely, lovely. Yes, Lord, bless your
Speaker 4: name Fox.
Speaker 1: All right, Steve.
Speaker 9: Yet another comedian has voice concern over the future of comedy.
Speaker 9: Jerry Seinfeld did an interview with The New Yorker and
Speaker 9: he said, quote, the PC crap, you know, politically correct
Speaker 9: and the extreme left are causing TV comedy to be extinct.
Speaker 1: He said.
Speaker 9: Viewers nowadays aren't getting their daily dose of comedy because
Speaker 9: the comedy is so heavily policed.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 9: Seinfeld said, it's a great time for stand up comedians
Speaker 9: because they aren't policed by anyone.
Speaker 1: So it's a great time.
Speaker 4: It is the far left, and that's what I don't
Speaker 4: like about. I don't like the far left and I
Speaker 4: don't like the far right. These two extremely these Christian
Speaker 4: nationalists and need these old self righteous But then the
Speaker 4: far left is self righteous too, you know. And in
Speaker 4: this world we live in, you have to go along
Speaker 4: with everything everybody wants you.
Speaker 2: To go along with. Are you wrong for that? And
Speaker 2: that ain't right? Man?
Speaker 4: Look man, just because you thene created a new norm
Speaker 4: for yourself that that don't have to be my norm.
Speaker 4: My norm is the way I like my norm to be,
Speaker 4: and you should. A person should be allowed to have
Speaker 4: their norm. But if a person doesn't agree with your norm,
Speaker 4: which don't match up with they know them.
Speaker 2: They shouldn't be penalized for that. But people can't say
Speaker 2: anymore though. Yeah, that's the thing. Can't nobody take a joke?
Speaker 2: Everybody's they want to cancel you.
Speaker 7: They're so sensitive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's because you're saying something against what they
Speaker 4: are calling their norm. But your norm is just norm
Speaker 4: to you go on and have your norm, but you
Speaker 4: got to be opened up the criticism, just like everybody else.
Speaker 2: That's right, all right.
Speaker 9: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll get
Speaker 9: into the over the top fashion trends for this year's
Speaker 9: prom season.
Speaker 1: Have you seen some of them? We'll get into that
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show.
Speaker 9: Okay, So for years the prom has been a thing
Speaker 9: for black students, and most recently, the South has seemed
Speaker 9: to take over with fashionable or not so fashionable trends. Now,
Speaker 9: the pre pomp, pre prom send off parties have a DJ,
Speaker 9: they have a caterer, professional pictures, a car show, lots
Speaker 9: of family members and friends gathered around.
Speaker 1: We've seen the prom couple, yeah, all of this.
Speaker 9: There was one where this young lady was going to prom.
Speaker 9: She had dancers.
Speaker 2: You saw that they came out the house first.
Speaker 1: Came out the house person.
Speaker 6: Then she came up.
Speaker 2: She had on what's hideous? I saw that she had
Speaker 2: a veil across. Did she have a veil across the
Speaker 2: All of.
Speaker 9: These problems today's are nothing like the ones we had
Speaker 9: back in the days. Do you remember your senior prom, Tommy?
Speaker 1: You remember?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Man, I was dressed nice. My girl was dressed nice.
Speaker 11: I brought her with your brother and all that. Yeah,
Speaker 11: wasn't no, wasn't no. Uh, she was covered from head
Speaker 11: to toe.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you that.
Speaker 9: There's that other picture that was trending with the young
Speaker 9: lady in the I think lilac or lavender dress.
Speaker 10: Pink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the middle was out. She had a top
Speaker 1: and a bottom, but all the out of her dress.
Speaker 13: Yes, I mean, come on, your age appropriate. In some
Speaker 13: of these schools, I mean I thought they had the
Speaker 13: dress code too, Yeah, yeah for the prom. I know
Speaker 13: my daughter's school they have that. She didn't go to
Speaker 13: prom this year because she's only a sophomore, but had
Speaker 13: dress code.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about you?
Speaker 2: If we can see your draw you can't get in.
Speaker 2: That's right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the dress code.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. You know, whatever the dress code is,
Speaker 2: the rules is where the parents at?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 4: Why, I mean, you do still at one point in time,
Speaker 4: you've got to say you got to be kidding me.
Speaker 2: You know you ain't going nowhere? No, no going yes,
Speaker 2: right right, Steve.
Speaker 7: You don't need the school's dress code to tell you
Speaker 7: if you.
Speaker 4: Got a daughter that you let walk out of here
Speaker 4: look in any kind of way. Yes, that don't make
Speaker 4: no sense. Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the top, the one with the top in the
Speaker 1: bottom and the middle was out in the middle.
Speaker 10: That was too much.
Speaker 2: It was I saw that one. I didn't see the
Speaker 2: I said that was too much.
Speaker 1: I saw way too much.
Speaker 2: They do a lot, man. Yeah, my problem, I'm glad
Speaker 2: my daughter ain't like that. Man, what you say? I said?
Speaker 2: My problem is like I was going to church.
Speaker 7: We look, we look just like like all the other
Speaker 7: sisters in the church and the brothers in the church.
Speaker 1: That's Sunday best.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just I sung the best.
Speaker 5: That was it.
Speaker 4: My problem is one of the worst times of my life.
Speaker 4: Back prom day, sneak at the table.
Speaker 2: I was out for that dance flowing the.
Speaker 14: Game up in thirty four minutes after the hour we'll play.
Speaker 14: One has to go right after.
Speaker 1: This you're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show.
Speaker 1: It's time now to play around and one has to
Speaker 1: go listen up. One has to go training day. The Godfather,
Speaker 1: Brave Heart.
Speaker 2: M oh Man, what is that training training.
Speaker 9: Training day, the god Godfather, Brave Heart, the Godfather.
Speaker 2: For him, it's not the Godfather. I didn't know, that's right.
Speaker 2: I can't go. I ain't going, though. I think it's
Speaker 2: gonna have to be Brave Heart. I knew that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 11: He liked it when they and them skirts run across
Speaker 11: their field, let each other.
Speaker 1: With them, mountains, get your freedom.
Speaker 2: Love crazy. I love that.
Speaker 1: I am William Wallace.
Speaker 2: I love killing when they kill the hero.
Speaker 7: That's a good movie.
Speaker 1: Hold back training Day, the Godfather, Brave Heart. Tommy said,
Speaker 1: Brave Heart.
Speaker 2: Junior almost said Godfather.
Speaker 11: Young's the young boy here. It's something man, what do
Speaker 11: you mean because.
Speaker 1: You love the training day?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 7: Come on now, off a hoy you you're gonna get
Speaker 7: rid office.
Speaker 13: I ain't get rid of I got rid of you,
Speaker 13: getting rid of Michael Coley, getting rid of Junior.
Speaker 4: I don't really feel your commitment to brave I'm gonna
Speaker 4: be honest with you.
Speaker 6: I love.
Speaker 2: That is too high they shout you at the beginning
Speaker 2: of a minute.
Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on.
Speaker 9: One has to go fu Loop Cocoa puffs, Apple jacks
Speaker 9: cocoa puffs.
Speaker 4: Is don't Yeah, I can't stand with my milk, Karen Brown,
Speaker 4: I couldn't stand that.
Speaker 2: Okay, one box of pope loose, somebody getting rid of.
Speaker 4: Man, you're gonna rid of, get rid of the two games.
Speaker 4: I'm not going here. Well you feel you.
Speaker 2: Tell me.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be straight at what your dog you're gonna messa.
Speaker 4: I get cussed out, this man offended. I took our
Speaker 4: brains hard and frew lucy. I said, damn, but go ahead, sure,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 1: One has to go jogging, jumping.
Speaker 2: Rope, push ups, jogging dog. Yeah, okay, that rope, that rope,
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 9: One has to go a threesome having a threesome. Make
Speaker 9: a video, do it outside.
Speaker 2: We were not getting rid of the threesome. We're not
Speaker 2: getting rid of that. That's that's.
Speaker 1: One has to go video.
Speaker 2: It's three video three and that damn video. That's no evidence.
Speaker 7: Damn got me on tape.
Speaker 13: Gonna live outside you so outside, we're with we're all outside.
Speaker 1: Yea, all right, one has to go one you guys ready,
Speaker 1: one has come on. I got it all right, judge
Speaker 1: Steve ready to love celebrity family Feud.
Speaker 2: I'm coming. I'm he's so damn gone.
Speaker 4: No, it's not you young, you young, you got time
Speaker 4: to recover, you young, You get your ass.
Speaker 2: Another show.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 7: Hold on, let's.
Speaker 2: Julia come on one.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Judge Steve Ready to love. Celebrity family feud one
Speaker 9: has to go.
Speaker 2: Heard me ready, heard him.
Speaker 7: Ready?
Speaker 2: Love and everything I know how?
Speaker 1: Coming up next the host I'm ready to love with
Speaker 1: the prank phone call. Right, got no song you're listening.
Speaker 10: Morning show coming.
Speaker 9: Up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
Speaker 9: strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he needs
Speaker 9: to freshen up everything. Okay, we'll get into that, find
Speaker 9: out what that's all about in just a few Yeah,
Speaker 9: just wait, just wait, we'll get into it right now.
Speaker 1: It's time for you, nephew and the prank phone call
Speaker 1: for today.
Speaker 7: What you got?
Speaker 6: You know what?
Speaker 11: Sure, We're gonna start this by showing love to all
Speaker 11: the people that work at the church. You know, it's
Speaker 11: a lot of people at the church they don't really
Speaker 11: get they don't get their round of applause that they deserve.
Speaker 11: The usherboard and the choir members and all the people
Speaker 11: that make the service just happen as it's going through
Speaker 11: on a Sundays. How much work behind the scene on
Speaker 11: the Sunday night They got videographers, all of that kind
Speaker 11: of stuff audio.
Speaker 2: But this right here is you know, the people that
Speaker 2: drive the church van. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 11: And the title of this prank is weed in the
Speaker 11: Church vand weed in the Church band. Hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 11: it happens.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 11: It happens, all right, yeah, it happens. Live long enough
Speaker 11: you see a lot of things. That's right here, Weed
Speaker 11: in the church van. Let's go cat dog if you would.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to reach day brother brother.
Speaker 12: Daan then hello, hello on them count see you.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to read brother dare brother dad? Oh listen, okay, yeah,
Speaker 6: this brother Scott from the church from a Belt the Baptist. Hello, yeah,
Speaker 6: I'll call you. I'm trying to get a little information
Speaker 6: about the church brand. What's what's your schedule?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 6: Uh? Will you drive the church band? What's what's your schedule? Uh?
Speaker 12: I drive the Wednesday Fridays and Sundays.
Speaker 6: Okay, Wednesday, Friday, this Sunday, now Sunday. What what is
Speaker 6: that schedule? Oh?
Speaker 12: Sunday I usually started about eight o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 12: probably a little early it depending on some of the
Speaker 12: elderly people that I have to go pick up and
Speaker 12: bring to the church. Make sure they get there okay,
Speaker 12: and get situated and make sure they're on time for
Speaker 12: the service and whatnot.
Speaker 6: Okay, and then you take them back home after service
Speaker 6: is over.
Speaker 12: Yes, I try to get all of them back home,
Speaker 12: unless they got family members of something that come up
Speaker 12: there and lead them up there and want to take
Speaker 12: them to dinner the something afterwards.
Speaker 1: But you should get everybody back home, okay.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: Now, this class Sunday, which is part of the reason
Speaker 6: why I'm calling you.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 6: They saying that some of the church uh members that
Speaker 6: was on the band this Sunday. Uh, they are complaining
Speaker 6: saying that that the church vand was smelling like weed.
Speaker 5: When they got on that.
Speaker 6: Excuse me, they say the church vand was smelling like
Speaker 6: weed when they got on there. And you are the
Speaker 6: person that was driving them.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no no, not not not
Speaker 2: the van that that I'm driving.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I even't smoke weed in no.
Speaker 6: Vand, uh do you smoke weed? No?
Speaker 2: I don't smoke weed.
Speaker 6: I mean not currently.
Speaker 12: I mean I have before, but I don't smoke weed now,
Speaker 12: and I would smoke weed before picking some people up
Speaker 12: to go. Now, where you caret this from?
Speaker 2: Who told you this?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 6: All I know is what what? What's come down? The
Speaker 6: pipeline is? They saying that that a couple of the
Speaker 6: members came complaints. See see now.
Speaker 12: See this just happened last week about this pipeline. I
Speaker 12: want to know who the pipeline is because just last
Speaker 12: week they came at me talking about that I was
Speaker 12: using the vand to.
Speaker 6: Go places that I wanted to go to on my
Speaker 6: personal time. Now I don't do that. I don't do
Speaker 6: stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 12: I have had a past, I had a history, but
Speaker 12: I don't do stuff like that, and I wouldn't smoke
Speaker 12: a no church fan, So are you seriously.
Speaker 6: Talking to what?
Speaker 5: What? What?
Speaker 6: We're trying to We're trying to get to the bottom
Speaker 6: of it and see what's going on with you. Elderly
Speaker 6: person said, do you know which one? I don't know.
Speaker 12: They love me every Sunday then people tell me they
Speaker 12: love me. They say I'm one of the most respectful
Speaker 12: young gentlemen.
Speaker 6: They've ever met in their life.
Speaker 2: And so I really find it hard to believe that
Speaker 2: you you getting these type of complaints about me.
Speaker 6: Okay, one of them saying like who we I don't
Speaker 6: know what that means or nothing like that.
Speaker 12: Look, brother, I don't know you too well, and I
Speaker 12: know you don't know me. But I've been driving this
Speaker 12: van as as as a point to try to change
Speaker 12: my life and where I've come from. So this was
Speaker 12: something that I wanted to volunteer even though I'm getting
Speaker 12: paid to.
Speaker 2: Give my time to do this for the church.
Speaker 12: And now this is like the second instance where y'all
Speaker 12: and came at me on some stuff about like I'm
Speaker 12: trying to do something with this vand now why would
Speaker 12: I disrespect the church van by smoking weed in it
Speaker 12: and then letting the weeds stay in there so other
Speaker 12: people could sell it?
Speaker 6: Okay, so let me tell you what we're gonna do.
Speaker 6: We're gonna go out here to the church van to
Speaker 6: say we're gonna go out here today and open it up. Now,
Speaker 6: if we see any seeds or anything around the drive
Speaker 6: or seat, then then then we're gonna We're gonna definitely
Speaker 6: uh open.
Speaker 2: The van up.
Speaker 6: But I was raised in that church. Man, My mama
Speaker 6: go to that church, my grandma. See you go to
Speaker 6: that church.
Speaker 2: See the reason we even all left that church.
Speaker 12: And you think I'm gonna mess up by driving around
Speaker 12: in the van full of the elderly people smoking.
Speaker 6: Some then why don't you doing smell like weed? Brother, Dad?
Speaker 12: I don't know why to shut the band smell like weed?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 7: Now I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't got the answers to these questions.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to tell you that it wasn't me.
Speaker 6: Did you have some weed in your pocket? And maybe
Speaker 6: they was just shlell it.
Speaker 2: I ain't had no weed on me.
Speaker 12: Stop trying to say like I had weed on and
Speaker 12: you ain't gonna give me nothing.
Speaker 2: I ain't had no and we ain't had no.
Speaker 6: Weed on me.
Speaker 12: Okay, Now, you ain't gonna mess up my name or
Speaker 12: my family's name in this church and disrespect us like this. Now,
Speaker 12: We've been helping this church for years, and I'm trying
Speaker 12: to tell you that I ain't riding around in no band,
Speaker 12: smoking no weed with no elderly people. Did you ask
Speaker 12: any of the elderly people if they had any weed
Speaker 12: on them?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: No, No, I didn't think about no heldly people having
Speaker 6: no weed, so you just.
Speaker 2: Assume it's me. What one of them got got home
Speaker 2: or something?
Speaker 5: What? What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 6: You know? What?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 4: I think?
Speaker 5: What? Did you know?
Speaker 10: Who?
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Speaker 9: Subject he needs to freshen up everything. Dear Uncle Steve
Speaker 9: and Aunt Shirley. I'm twenty eight years old and dating
Speaker 9: a man that is five years older than I am.
Speaker 9: We've been together for eight months and he's someone I
Speaker 9: can see myself settling down with. He doesn't have any children,
Speaker 9: so that's a plus for me. The only issue we
Speaker 9: have is that he has sex with other ladies. He
Speaker 9: told me that even though he has sex with other
Speaker 9: ons and I'm the only one he spends his time
Speaker 9: and money on, he said he doesn't want a cheat
Speaker 9: on me, so he's just getting some things out of
Speaker 9: the way before he settles down. We talk about marriage
Speaker 9: and having children together, and he wants to be married
Speaker 9: before he's forty. I need to know if I should
Speaker 9: give the relationship more time or if I'm wasting my time.
Speaker 9: See I've stayed at his house and I can tell
Speaker 9: another female has been in his bed. I can tell
Speaker 9: a female has been wrapped up in the blanket on
Speaker 9: his couch. I have even seen dirty towels with makeup
Speaker 9: on them. I have told him that he should freshen
Speaker 9: up before I come over, but I guess he doesn't
Speaker 9: have the time. He acts like it's no big deal,
Speaker 9: but it does matter to me. I feel like I
Speaker 9: don't have a choice but to share him with other women.
Speaker 9: But it makes me feel dirty because an older lady
Speaker 9: told me about soul ties and supposedly every time I
Speaker 9: sleep with him, I get tied to the souls of
Speaker 9: all the women he slept with or something like that.
Speaker 9: I want to be in a monogamous relationship and I
Speaker 9: do not plan to share him forever. He gave me
Speaker 9: the key and the code to his alarm. So what's
Speaker 9: really going on with him? Is he serious about me?
Speaker 9: Come on now, some of this stuff you know isn't right. Okay,
Speaker 9: he's seeing other women for starters. You say, the only
Speaker 9: issue that you have with him is that he has
Speaker 9: sex with other ladies. What this is a major, major
Speaker 9: issue because it's not what you want and you're not happy.
Speaker 9: Why are you even considering being with this man? I mean,
Speaker 9: you're twenty eight. You say, he's five years older than you.
Speaker 9: So he's thirty three and he wants to get married
Speaker 9: before he's forty. So between now right now today and
Speaker 9: forty years old some time in between there, he'll still
Speaker 9: be with you, but sleeping around with other women. I mean,
Speaker 9: makes this make sense because he said he wants to
Speaker 9: get it all out before settles down.
Speaker 1: No, you don't have to agree with any of this.
Speaker 1: The soul ties all that. I don't know anything about that,
Speaker 1: But you don't have to deal with this.
Speaker 9: You do have a choice in this matter. If you
Speaker 9: don't want to share him, tell him that and get out.
Speaker 9: You said you want to be in a monogamous relationship,
Speaker 9: Well this is not what you're in. Plus his house
Speaker 9: is dirty and nasty.
Speaker 4: Ew Steve, all right, all right, they listen to me again.
Speaker 4: Here is the new norm that we are being forced
Speaker 4: to accept with our line of thinking. That makes sense
Speaker 4: for us to give you some foundation. You're twenty eight,
Speaker 4: you're dating a man that's five years old, and you
Speaker 4: that's thirty three. Y'all been together eight months, and he's
Speaker 4: someone I could see myself settling down with. Now, this
Speaker 4: statement right here, this is someone I could see myself
Speaker 4: setling down with. I'm gonna read the letter back to you,
Speaker 4: and I want you to tell me how how you
Speaker 4: see something here? Because I'm struggling. I'm struggling for you.
Speaker 4: You can see yourself settling down with him. He don't
Speaker 4: have any children, So that's a plus for me.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: The only issue, y'all listening. The only issue is that
Speaker 4: he has sex with other lady. I beat, damn, only
Speaker 4: I be damn. That's the only issue, you know. The
Speaker 4: only issue is he.
Speaker 2: Ain't worth it.
Speaker 4: The only issue is he domessage his credit up. The
Speaker 4: only issue is he just got a divorce. The only
Speaker 4: issue is he doesn't have a real solid plan. He
Speaker 4: told me that, even though he has sex with other women,
Speaker 4: I'm the only one he spends his time and money on.
Speaker 2: Little girl. Listen to me. All sex costs time and money.
Speaker 3: All of it.
Speaker 4: Even though he has sex with other women, I'm the
Speaker 4: only one he spends his time and money on.
Speaker 2: He gotta be all one of them to have sex.
Speaker 1: One more time.
Speaker 4: He told me that, even though he has sex with
Speaker 4: other women, I'm the only one he spends his time
Speaker 4: and money on. To have sex, he got to be
Speaker 4: on one of them other women. Okay, and to get
Speaker 4: on a woman. It's gonna take some time, you sir.
Speaker 2: And some money. Ain't no sex free. So now that's
Speaker 2: not a true statement.
Speaker 6: He said.
Speaker 4: He doesn't want to cheat on me, so he's just
Speaker 4: getting some things out the way before he settled down.
Speaker 2: He don't want to cheat on you.
Speaker 1: What do you think he's doing?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: I don't understand.
Speaker 4: What is this that you see in settling down with
Speaker 4: He told me he don't want to cheat on you,
Speaker 4: but he doing it anyway. He just ain't got your
Speaker 4: stupid behind to think that if I tell you I'm
Speaker 4: seeing these people, it ain't cheating.
Speaker 2: Well, then it's not because you are complicit.
Speaker 4: You are having a consensual sexual relationship with a man
Speaker 4: that's involved with other women, and you okay with that. Well,
Speaker 4: if you okay with it, he real good with it.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 9: All right, Steve, hang on, we'll have part two of
Speaker 9: your response coming up at twenty three minutes after today's
Speaker 9: Strawberry letter, subject he needs to freshen up Everything.
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this.
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Speaker 9: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap to Strawberry letter,
Speaker 9: the subject he needs to freshen up everything.
Speaker 4: Dear uncle Steven, un Shirley, I'm twenty eight. I'm dating
Speaker 4: a man five years older than me. He thirty three.
Speaker 4: We've been together eight months, and you can see yourself
Speaker 4: settling down with him.
Speaker 2: He don't have no children. That's a plus.
Speaker 4: The only issue, and he'll go to issue we have,
Speaker 4: is that he has sex with other ladies. That's not
Speaker 4: an issue, Like I told you. An issue is he
Speaker 4: lost his job. An issue is his car broke down.
Speaker 4: His issue is he messed his credit up. His issue
Speaker 4: is he was recently divorced. Them is issues. He done
Speaker 4: brought a whole nother lifestyle in here to you, and
Speaker 4: you'd a bit long with it. He told me that
Speaker 4: even though he has sex with other women, I'm the
Speaker 4: only one he spends his time and money on.
Speaker 2: How can that be true? It takes time and money
Speaker 2: to have sex. That's a fact. He says.
Speaker 4: He don't want to cheat on me. So he's getting
Speaker 4: some things out the way before he settles down. Before
Speaker 4: he settled I win. The man told you he want
Speaker 4: to be married by the time he forty. That's seven years.
Speaker 4: That's a lot of time to swing and slang.
Speaker 2: Lady.
Speaker 4: We talked about marriage and having children together, and he
Speaker 4: wants to be married before he forty. Did you hear
Speaker 4: what he just told you? I want to be married
Speaker 4: before I'm forty. He done created a seven year window
Speaker 4: that he can play with you keep you on the strain,
Speaker 4: waiting on forty. I need to know if I should
Speaker 4: give the relationship more time, if I'm wasting your time,
Speaker 4: or if I'm wasting my time.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me read a little bit more. Fight.
Speaker 4: See, I've stayed at his house and I can tell
Speaker 4: another female has been in his bed. You ain't got
Speaker 4: to tell he told you. Wow, you ain't got to
Speaker 4: tell He he ain't. I could tell the female has
Speaker 4: been wrapped up in the blanket on his couch. Okay,
Speaker 4: he ain't even move a blanket. I've seen dirty times
Speaker 4: with makeup on him. He ain't even putting them in
Speaker 4: the Washington shit. I have told him that he should
Speaker 4: freshen up before I come over, but I guess he
Speaker 4: don't have a time. No, lady, it ain't the time.
Speaker 4: He don't care. He'd have told you what he doing.
Speaker 4: And you have complied and are complicit with it. You
Speaker 4: are what's called an accessory, an accomplice. There's a crime
Speaker 4: being committed, and you're an accessory and accomplished to the crime,
Speaker 4: and you okay with it. You see the evidence, the
Speaker 4: blanket on the couch, the makeup on the tiels that
Speaker 4: had any earrings in the bed and you crawling your
Speaker 4: stupid self up in there, thinking you want to spend
Speaker 4: your life with this man. He acts like it's no
Speaker 4: big deal, but it does matter to me, and he
Speaker 4: don't give a damn. I feel like I don't have
Speaker 4: a choice but to share him. What what what made
Speaker 4: you say that? What made you say you feel like
Speaker 4: you don't have a choice. You can stop this right
Speaker 4: away if you get off being stuck on stupid.
Speaker 2: You have nothing. Nothing belongs to you.
Speaker 4: He's given you nothing, He's given you no commitment, he's
Speaker 4: given you no promises. Y'all having false talks. I won't
Speaker 4: get married by time I'm forty thirty three. Wow the
Speaker 4: other women. But it makes me feel dirty because here
Speaker 4: we go and older woman told me about soul tithes
Speaker 4: and supposedly every time I sleep with him, I get
Speaker 4: tied to the souls of all the women he slept
Speaker 4: with or something like that. Where you get this ignorant
Speaker 4: ass voody? What is that embody? Now, this is the
Speaker 4: only thing you know this show. Takeaway some old ass
Speaker 4: woman that told you you having soul ties, that every
Speaker 4: time you sleep with the woman you tied to the
Speaker 4: souls of these other worlds?
Speaker 2: What raggedy ass voodoo mess is this?
Speaker 6: This?
Speaker 4: Mississippi Louise Ina caging hill billy? Ask mess, lady girl bye.
Speaker 4: I want to be in a monogamous relationship, but you not.
Speaker 4: In order to be in a monogamous relationship, you have
Speaker 4: to be in a man that's willing to be monogamous.
Speaker 4: You and a man who's telling you he's cheating. He
Speaker 4: gave me and a key and a cold to his alarm,
Speaker 4: so what's really going on with him? Is he serious
Speaker 4: about me? He gave you the key and the cold
Speaker 4: to his alarm, so he ain't got to go down
Speaker 4: there and open the door when you come in.
Speaker 2: That's all that is.
Speaker 4: He gave you, gave you the key and the cold,
Speaker 4: so he ain't got to go down there. But you
Speaker 4: can't go over there when you want to. Now you
Speaker 4: got to call for you come by. I promise you.
Speaker 4: Just when you come by, let me know you're coming,
Speaker 4: and then he'll tell you whether to come or not.
Speaker 4: And then when you do come, you got the key
Speaker 4: in the cold because he ain't going down and letting
Speaker 4: you in. Now, let me ask you something else. Here's
Speaker 4: your other problem. I feel like I have no choice,
Speaker 4: but it makes me feel dirty. Suppose I'm gonna sleep
Speaker 4: in the one that now listen to me. This is
Speaker 4: all the stuff he's told you, But what you need
Speaker 4: to be concerned about is what is he telling these
Speaker 4: other women? Because I bet you he has said this
Speaker 4: several times before and his work, and that's why he
Speaker 4: doing it. He'd have told somebody somebody else got a
Speaker 4: key in the cold too, somebody else have been on
Speaker 4: the couch watching movies, somebody else been in the bed,
Speaker 4: and somebody else using a towel. Little girl, if you
Speaker 4: don't get away from this, you gonna get hurt. You
Speaker 4: gonna get hurt. Get out because this man, he's doing
Speaker 4: nothing for you except using you. And I promise you
Speaker 4: he's doing this to several other women, and he got
Speaker 4: you hanging on a hope that he gonna get married
Speaker 4: by the time he forty, he thirty three, that's the
Speaker 4: seven years.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Sweetheart?
Speaker 4: Do yourself for favor, find yourself something else to do,
Speaker 4: because your hope is to be in a monoco this relationship,
Speaker 4: and that ain't his.
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Speaker 1: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. Which
Speaker 1: you got Junior?
Speaker 7: I mean the seventy six is pulled it off in overtime.
Speaker 8: Ty Rees Maxi showed out last night at forty six
Speaker 8: points man and nine assists. Scored the game winning He's
Speaker 8: tied three with eight seconds on the clock, hit a
Speaker 8: three and a full point play on just I mean
Speaker 8: tied the game to sit it in the overtime.
Speaker 7: Jaylen Brownson gave forty in the effort of losing.
Speaker 8: But I'll tell you what, though, this is a series
Speaker 8: that the Knick Steele can close out the up three
Speaker 8: to two, joking Bed had a triple double with nineteen
Speaker 8: fifteen to ten.
Speaker 7: But that Tyree Maxine is gonna be a problem.
Speaker 2: Boy.
Speaker 7: That boy can ball, That's all I know.
Speaker 2: He can ball.
Speaker 7: Yep, we go, but uncle, here go your Cavaliers.
Speaker 8: Though the Cavaliers man pulled it out one O folded
Speaker 8: one O three over the magic and you look like
Speaker 8: you still don't cattle put a gage saving blocked by
Speaker 8: Evan Mobley at the rim to give them a one
Speaker 8: onto one o three lead. They they need to series
Speaker 8: three to two so they can close it out. You
Speaker 8: still don't care about the cavaliers and what they're doing
Speaker 8: right now, that's what it looks like on your face.
Speaker 2: Humph.
Speaker 4: Well, Junior, they won and I'm glad, but you're not
Speaker 4: impressed though he.
Speaker 7: Ain't impressed with a one one o three.
Speaker 2: I'm glad and I'm impressed. Okay, but I be damn
Speaker 2: if I get my hopes up. That's Lord.
Speaker 1: Your expectations, no luring them.
Speaker 8: I don't have you know, okay, okay, oh got you? Okay,
Speaker 8: I got it now. I thought you'd be happy, but
Speaker 8: you don't have no expectation the but no, no, no.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, Junior, I'll be happy, okay,
Speaker 2: see see.
Speaker 4: Or you don't know how to develop in a in
Speaker 4: a city where you've been beaten over and over. You
Speaker 4: don't have the right attitude, have a perfect attitude of
Speaker 4: from city and teams that have been down trod We
Speaker 4: the Joel for the sports world.
Speaker 2: We got ball.
Speaker 7: Wait a minute, and.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I feel I feel you big dogs. Okay, man,
Speaker 8: the bucks Man beat the Pace.
Speaker 2: His wife went off in one that was lebron see
Speaker 2: all that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, where the Bucks beat the Pace mayor one fifteen
Speaker 8: to ninety two. They still trail by one game three
Speaker 8: to two.
Speaker 7: Paces lead. Uh no younis, no, no Dame Lilith.
Speaker 2: Just Chris Middleton.
Speaker 8: Yeah, man, I mean they still won man twenty nine
Speaker 8: points from Chris Milton.
Speaker 7: So tonight we had a heat Celtics.
Speaker 8: The Celtics lead by three to one over the heat,
Speaker 8: and then we have the Mavericks and Clippers.
Speaker 7: That series tied to two too.
Speaker 8: There will be no Kawhi leonned tonight, so we gonna
Speaker 8: see what happens with that.
Speaker 7: Let's go ahead, Shirley.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Junior. Coming up at the top
Speaker 1: of the hour, a wife caught her mother in law
Speaker 1: in a lie, so she needs your guidance, Steve. We'll
Speaker 1: get into it right after this.
Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right. See this is from Dot in Monroe.
Speaker 9: DoD says, I get off work at twelve am, and
Speaker 9: I usually talk to my husband until I get home.
Speaker 9: More than a few times his mom beeped in and
Speaker 9: he got off the phone with me. I playfully told
Speaker 9: his mom to stop interrupting our calls, and she said
Speaker 9: it isn't her because she's you usually asleep by ten pm.
Speaker 1: My husband was busted.
Speaker 9: The next day, his mom called me to say she
Speaker 9: was playing with me and she has called my husband
Speaker 9: late at night when she was having trouble falling asleep.
Speaker 9: I called her a liar, and all held broke loose.
Speaker 9: I stand on what I said, because why is she
Speaker 9: lying to me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Horse, now, what you doing though? Ain't no need of
Speaker 4: getting mad at the mama. See y'all lose, y'all focus
Speaker 4: what you all up in here?
Speaker 7: You a liar?
Speaker 2: You better blah blah blah blah. Yo, you didn't.
Speaker 4: You ain't take no vioals with her. You took your
Speaker 4: vo with your husband. You take all his attention to
Speaker 4: turn it to your hook. That's all you got to do,
Speaker 4: and then you'll you'll save yourself a lot of pain.
Speaker 4: Don't start no war with this man's mama. But that
Speaker 4: ain't who your war was.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: She tried to help cover, and that's normal. Your mama
Speaker 4: will cover for you. I don't know nothing the mother
Speaker 4: won't do for her child. You have to understand that
Speaker 4: and get your focus back on your man.
Speaker 2: That's what you need to do the real life. No
Speaker 2: war just won't. That ain't your won't?
Speaker 9: All right, all right, we have time for another one, Steve.
Speaker 9: This is from Senna and Laurel. Sanna says, I am
Speaker 9: a thirty three year old single fee Sonah Sanna says,
Speaker 9: I am thirty three. I'm a thirty three year old
Speaker 9: single female and I live with my ex boyfriend because
Speaker 9: it's very expensive to break the least. I had a
Speaker 9: man over last night and my ex boyfriend walked into
Speaker 9: my room comma naked.
Speaker 1: I thought I had locked my door.
Speaker 9: My ex boyfriend had a smile on his face and said, well,
Speaker 9: he was sorry, but he must have gotten his days
Speaker 9: mixed up. It was a bad prank, nephew, adride. It
Speaker 9: didn't go overwhel at all. My guy didn't think it
Speaker 9: was funny and he left. Okay, how do I stop
Speaker 9: this from happening again?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know how you thought that was a prank.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but see, I think it's some information
Speaker 4: missing in this. To be honest with you, because ain't
Speaker 4: no dude man walk in nicked.
Speaker 2: I mean that that ain't that.
Speaker 4: You don't go up on another man nicked. You don't
Speaker 4: walk in no other man face naked. And she talking
Speaker 4: about I thought I had locked my door and all
Speaker 4: this here, so like if your door was unlocked, does
Speaker 4: he normally just walk in? That's why I'm telling you
Speaker 4: it's some information missing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the extent he may have gotten his days mixed up.
Speaker 4: Ain't no dude staying with no eggs, paying no money,
Speaker 4: and it ain't tipping across the hall. Ain't nobody doing that,
Speaker 4: and he got his days mixed up. I thought it
Speaker 4: was my day because they got that type of relationship.
Speaker 4: He didne walked around. Oh, he'd have just opened her
Speaker 4: door before. That's why he opened the door.
Speaker 2: That's why she.
Speaker 4: Said, I thought I had locked my door because that
Speaker 4: boy been tipping across that hallway for quite some time. Sister,
Speaker 4: you need your own place too, explicitly break a lease. Well,
Speaker 4: you done broke up the little beginning this relationship.
Speaker 2: He not coming right.
Speaker 6: And then.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you something else too. Homeboy, homeboy. When
Speaker 2: he walked up in there, he was strong.
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Speaker 9: All right, today is National Frequent Flyer Day and we're
Speaker 9: all frequent flyers here and we've flown to a lot
Speaker 9: of really nice places. But what's the one place, Guys,
Speaker 9: what's the one place that you've never been and you
Speaker 9: want to visit?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Church and cakes.
Speaker 1: I really want to go there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna make that happen.
Speaker 1: Tommy, you travel a lot too.
Speaker 11: I've been wanting to go on a safari, but I've
Speaker 11: been seeing some videos not be.
Speaker 1: Skinny, and that was on that lady's bucket list.
Speaker 2: What Africa? More of Africa?
Speaker 11: We've been to one so Uncle Steve took us year
Speaker 11: to go to one place. After I want I want
Speaker 11: to see more of Africa.
Speaker 1: Okay, the Motherland?
Speaker 2: All right, Steve, the Motherland?
Speaker 9: Man, You've been everywhere, You've been everywhere any place you
Speaker 9: haven't you want to go?
Speaker 2: You've been in Japan. No, I don't won't go there. Okay,
Speaker 2: tell me why is that?
Speaker 10: You will say any.
Speaker 2: French but you go to Paris? Is that all the time?
Speaker 2: I like, I like parrots. Uh huh, I ain't never
Speaker 2: want to go to Japan for what?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right? What do you want to see in Japan? Now?
Speaker 2: Hong Kong?
Speaker 4: I want to go to Hong Kong. I long once,
Speaker 4: but I didn't stay long. I want to go to
Speaker 4: home and I want to go to uh interested.
Speaker 2: That's it, all right.
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Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this?
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Speaker 1: It's time now for a round? Would you rather?
Speaker 9: Would you rather Saint Louis style spare ribs or would
Speaker 9: you rather Memphis style baby back ribs?
Speaker 2: Baby back all day? I want my baby.
Speaker 6: Show?
Speaker 2: What care?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 6: Junior?
Speaker 1: Would you say?
Speaker 9: Remember big Omenphis style baby back? Right, Tommy, I can't eat.
Speaker 2: Like man?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 9: Would you rather get a ride in a self driving
Speaker 9: vehicle or ask your ex.
Speaker 2: For a ride? You let the self ride?
Speaker 1: Begin?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I just did hup. They're scared as hell in
Speaker 2: that vaccine praying. Let's row.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 5: On?
Speaker 1: A woman? Would you rather a fake booty or a
Speaker 1: fake booby?
Speaker 10: Which one?
Speaker 2: Movies? Say?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Got your attention.
Speaker 9: Huh would you rather fake fake butt, fake booty or
Speaker 9: fake bloobies?
Speaker 1: Which one facebook?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Fake boobies, boobies? We want that butt to be natural. Row. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's what you want to know, thank you?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 2: Alright, yeah, that's what he said.
Speaker 9: People need to know that because it's a lot of
Speaker 9: fake ones walking around walking.
Speaker 11: Around here, and your butt and fell down the back
Speaker 11: of your leg.
Speaker 2: Don't about that?
Speaker 4: What's wrong with your boot?
Speaker 5: You? All right?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 9: Would you prefer the buffet at the Golden Corral or
Speaker 9: the buffet at Louby's.
Speaker 2: Loubi's got a buff ain't got no buffet.
Speaker 1: Style material?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm gonna go to Golden carrell out that with
Speaker 11: my daddy, Like I'm gonna up in there.
Speaker 13: Just just just put daddy, of course go. Look it's
Speaker 13: hard though, who is hard in the grandmother used to
Speaker 13: love it too.
Speaker 9: I used to be like, all right, last one, would
Speaker 9: you rather a body like the Tasmanian Devil?
Speaker 1: Or would you like a body like winning the food?
Speaker 1: Put your rapit.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do winning. I'ma put their diaphones, gonna do winning.
Speaker 2: I'm not look like, what are you saying.
Speaker 1: That you shouldn't be saying again, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Boy? I'm gonna either look like now two of them
Speaker 4: to date my boys. I can look like Annie and
Speaker 4: look like See.
Speaker 2: Look like said. I'm gonna be winning the pool.
Speaker 7: You gonna be winning.
Speaker 2: Don't look out with that shirt?
Speaker 1: That's today's rounded. Would you rather? Thanks?
Speaker 5: Guys?
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Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
Speaker 1: day on this Wednesday. This week is moving. We had
Speaker 1: a good day today, and Steve, you want to take
Speaker 1: us out with some closing remind.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I'm really really getting concerned about this
Speaker 4: upcoming election, and I think we need to have some
Speaker 4: real conversations. I'm not the most influential person in our culture,
Speaker 4: but I can take the moments that I have on
Speaker 4: this radio show to address those that we all listen
Speaker 4: because there's a lot of young people like this twenty
Speaker 4: eight year old at wrote in the Strawberry Letter today, Well,
Speaker 4: a lot of young people, Uncle Steve, aunt Shirley, can
Speaker 4: you help me so I'm assuming that we have a
Speaker 4: lot of a wide variety of listeners, and we do.
Speaker 4: But y'all, let me just say this about this election.
Speaker 4: I got you sick of it. I got it seems
Speaker 4: to be an adequate and a purpose that you all
Speaker 4: are sick of. But I'm listen to me. You just
Speaker 4: can't get sick of your obligation. We all sick of
Speaker 4: some obligation, all of us. Some of us were sick
Speaker 4: of tired of people, sick of tired of taking care
Speaker 4: of people that's unappreciative. We're sick and tired of going
Speaker 4: to some of these jobs every day. We're sick of
Speaker 4: tired of doing what we have to do, but we
Speaker 4: get up and we do them anyway. Voting is something
Speaker 4: we have to do. We have to do it, y'all.
Speaker 4: I don't think you understand the price some people paid
Speaker 4: in front of us so we could vote.
Speaker 2: This is not a privilege to vote.
Speaker 4: This is an obligation and a privilege that was a
Speaker 4: time when we were not allowed to. I'm talking to
Speaker 4: black people now, I'm talking specifically to black people.
Speaker 2: We have an obligation to vote.
Speaker 4: Your grandfathers, your grandmothers, they paid man they paid dearly
Speaker 4: for us. My mother and father born in nineteen fourteen. Man,
Speaker 4: you know how long ago that was. Do you know
Speaker 4: what they saw in the twenties. My grandfather was a
Speaker 4: slave to. He was twelve years old. Not my great grandfather.
Speaker 4: My father's father was.
Speaker 2: A slave to.
Speaker 4: He was twelve years old. See, it ain't that far
Speaker 4: away from me. I have constant reminders grew up in segregation.
Speaker 4: I have seen with my own eyes colored only water fountains,
Speaker 4: color it's only bathroom. I remember when black people couldn't
Speaker 4: sit at lunch counters. I've been to Woolworth and Kresky's.
Speaker 4: I've been there. So it ain't that far away now.
Speaker 4: Just because you didn't see it with your own eyes,
Speaker 4: don't get blinded by it. And these far right Republicans,
Speaker 4: these Christian nationalists and all these people are making sure
Speaker 4: you stay in the dark or what happening, because now
Speaker 4: they're getting rid of all diversity education courses, They're getting
Speaker 4: rid of all these diversity and equality programs in the country.
Speaker 4: They taking it out of schools, they taking it out
Speaker 4: of jobs. They are trying to erase it from your
Speaker 4: memory bank. They don't want you to know what their
Speaker 4: forefathers did because they tired of suffering on the guilt trip.
Speaker 4: But that ain't the real reason. They don't mind suffering
Speaker 4: from the guilt trip. They want to make America great again.
Speaker 4: Y'all ain't listening. They want things back to where it
Speaker 4: used to be. That's what they say. That's what they
Speaker 4: mean when they say let's make America great again. Well,
Speaker 4: damn it, When was America ever great for black people?
Speaker 4: What time period you want to go back? What you
Speaker 4: want the fifties again? You want the early sixties again?
Speaker 4: Because I was here in the early sixties, I was
Speaker 4: here in the late fifties.
Speaker 5: I was here.
Speaker 2: So you want to make a make a make America?
Speaker 2: When when was America great for black people?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: That's right. You ain't talking to us.
Speaker 4: You talking to all the mega people that's willing to
Speaker 4: put that red hat on and wear it around. You
Speaker 4: want to make America great again for them? What you
Speaker 4: want to go back to tarn feathering black people?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, that's right. You found a slicker way to
Speaker 4: do it. Oh it's called uh it's i oh. Oh,
Speaker 4: it's called erasing uh diversification programs. It's rescinding the Voters'
Speaker 4: Rights Act. Oh and they ain't through. They done already
Speaker 4: took away women's right to decide what to do with
Speaker 4: they body roll versus wade. Now they gonna go after
Speaker 4: the educational system. In a minute, y'all gonna look up,
Speaker 4: and America gonna be right back where it was before.
Speaker 4: And that's the America we gonna be living in, all
Speaker 4: because we didn't feel like going down there voting no more.
Speaker 2: Oh really, Oh you didn't wanna go vote no more?
Speaker 2: Oh so now y'all.
Speaker 4: Wearing these ridiculous ass t shirts, all these blacks for Trumps,
Speaker 4: when Trump ain't ever been for black folks. I watched
Speaker 4: an interview one day. This writer was interviewing Donald Trump,
Speaker 4: and he asked Donald Trump. He said, how do you
Speaker 4: live your life when your life is always in a storm?
Speaker 4: Do you know what Donald Trump's response was, I am
Speaker 4: the storm? Because you know, I was sitting up going, man,
Speaker 4: how could it be like living like him? When he's
Speaker 4: always in some controversial mess, he's always in the news,
Speaker 4: he's always being talked about, he's always in trouble. Well,
Speaker 4: he is the storm, and he'd have made the storm normal.
Speaker 4: And now you're gonna take your black ass down there
Speaker 4: and vote for the storm. You stupid. You ain't the
Speaker 4: eye of the tornado. You the results of the tornado.
Speaker 4: We need to vote and stop this damn foolishness talking
Speaker 4: about some blacks for Trump when Trump ain't for blacks.
Speaker 4: Y'all think about that man, if you would. There's more
Speaker 4: eloquent speakers than me. But this how I talk, and
Speaker 4: real simple and plain. Y'all, have a great day. Talk
Speaker 4: to God, he'd love to hear from you.
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