Speaker 1: It started for donkeys to day. I'm ain't trying to
Speaker 1: be donkey today no more. They should be embarrassed by
Speaker 1: what they already did. I'm not making these people do
Speaker 1: these things.
Speaker 2: Called donkey of the day, and it really caught me
Speaker 2: off guard.
Speaker 1: Damn Charlamagne, who got the donkey out of the day today? Well,
Speaker 1: just hilarious donkey today for Thursday.
Speaker 3: May second goes to Anne and Bernard and mcdono.
Speaker 1: Okay, they are thirty nine and forty one.
Speaker 3: Years old, and I am reluctantly giving them Donkey of
Speaker 3: to Day this morning, because truthfully, this is one of
Speaker 3: the most romantic stories I've ever heard. See, when you're
Speaker 3: in a relationship, you are always looking for new things
Speaker 3: to do, okay, new things to try with your significant other.
Speaker 3: You have to keep things interesting in the relationship.
Speaker 1: It needs to absolutely did that. Let me read the
Speaker 1: headline for you.
Speaker 3: The headline is dine and dash couple busted for hitting
Speaker 3: five restaurants for twelve hundred dollars in free meals. I repeat,
Speaker 3: dining and dashed couple busted for hitting five restaurants for
Speaker 3: twelve hundred dollars in free meals. See what it happened
Speaker 3: was Ann and Bernard have been accused of dining at
Speaker 3: five different restaurants, all within a thirty mile radius of
Speaker 3: each other, and leaving without paying their tab. Before you ask,
Speaker 3: from the pictures, I see, yes they are big backs. Okay,
Speaker 3: wide bodied individuals, all right. One of them so big
Speaker 3: that if she wore yellow, kids would run after her
Speaker 3: thinking they.
Speaker 1: Missed the school bus.
Speaker 3: Respectfully, Okay, Now, these folks just weren't going to different restaurants,
Speaker 3: you know, to get an item here or there. You
Speaker 3: know how you may order some chicken from KFC, but
Speaker 3: then you know, get your sides from Popeyes. No, these
Speaker 3: individuals who are so big they could sit on Walmart
Speaker 3: and make the prices go down. We're eating full blown
Speaker 3: meals at these establishments.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: This is the epitome of big back activity. See, God
Speaker 3: can't bless what you pretend to be, so you need
Speaker 3: to be yourself. And if you are yourself, a blessing
Speaker 3: as big as Anne's back is on his way to you.
Speaker 1: Now, let's be clear. This is gluttony to the highest degree.
Speaker 3: Because the couple used to go to these restaurants, and
Speaker 3: they would go with a party. At six they would
Speaker 3: order and eat large meals, which often costs upward of
Speaker 3: four hundred dollars. They would eat quickly, and then four
Speaker 3: members of the party would exit, leaving and behind and
Speaker 3: and would be with a little small child like a
Speaker 3: four year old child. They would leave and behind to
Speaker 3: pay the bill and would act like she was paying
Speaker 3: the bill okay with a car. Then the card would
Speaker 3: get declined. Then she would say she needed to get
Speaker 3: another card from the car. She'd walk to the car.
Speaker 3: They'd ask the little boy to stay and wait for
Speaker 3: her in the restaurant, and then when the woman would
Speaker 3: get to the car, after about ten fifteen seconds, the
Speaker 3: little boy would run out to the car man, the
Speaker 3: clumps is wild.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: What I don't understand is if you can put this
Speaker 3: much energy into a crime of food consumption, how come
Speaker 3: you can't put that same energy and to unbiggin your back.
Speaker 3: And furthermore, if you can put this much energy into
Speaker 3: being a snack scammer, how come you can't put just
Speaker 3: as much energy and to getting the job so you
Speaker 3: don't have to steal from people. Now, the owners of
Speaker 3: these restaurants would call police, but police would tell them
Speaker 3: this isn't an emergency, and all they could do was
Speaker 3: report the incident.
Speaker 1: This is disgusting.
Speaker 3: You call the police to report or herd of humans
Speaker 3: coming into your establishment and stealing, and nobody does anything.
Speaker 3: But imagine the urgency that would happen if they called
Speaker 3: and said their restaurant just got invaded by a herd
Speaker 3: of buffalo. Every single law enforcement division would show up
Speaker 3: and animal control to get this herd of buffalo under control.
Speaker 3: So the same sense of urgency should be applied to
Speaker 3: a herd of humans.
Speaker 1: Who are as big as buffalos.
Speaker 3: Now what's even saddern As, an owner of the restaurant said,
Speaker 3: they sent CCTV recordings.
Speaker 1: I guess those are the camera recordings from the restaurant.
Speaker 3: They would send the recordings from the restaurant, they would
Speaker 3: send photos. They even sent the registration plate number of
Speaker 3: the car. And the response from law enforcement was this
Speaker 3: vehicle is connected to many people.
Speaker 1: Well go investigate all the many people.
Speaker 3: Then now we can take that for what it is
Speaker 3: and say, hey, the vehicle is connected to many pepe,
Speaker 3: or we can say one of these individuals is so
Speaker 3: big that they get mistaken for many. When fifty cent
Speaker 3: said many men wish death upon him.
Speaker 1: We knew that meant a lot.
Speaker 3: So you know how big one person got to be
Speaker 3: for you to refer to them as many.
Speaker 1: To be fair, though, the whole party not.
Speaker 3: Big backs, just like two of them, and they white,
Speaker 3: so they look like Twitter eggs from twenty fourteen. But
Speaker 3: let's think about the bright side of this. I know
Speaker 3: a good romantic comedy when I hear one. Just call
Speaker 3: Alvin Gray right now, Okay, Carl, Alvin Gray. We about
Speaker 3: to go into production on Loving Big Backs Coming to
Speaker 3: to be real soon. Opening scene, opening scene. We're gonna
Speaker 3: show them getting baptized at Sea World. Oh know what,
Speaker 3: Hold wait a minute, I got a better name for
Speaker 3: this romantic comedy. We can change Anne's name to Stella
Speaker 3: and call it How Stella got her Big Back.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it right there.
Speaker 3: Please please give Ann and Bernard mcdonna the biggest he off.
Speaker 3: And let's not forget what they did is wrong, and
Speaker 3: that's why they were arrested in charge with five counts
Speaker 3: of fat fraud and charged with four counts of theft.
Speaker 2: Jesus well, rightfully, so they should have been that's right,
Speaker 2: fat fraud, yes, yo, Jesus.
Speaker 1: But I know they don't put regular handcuffs on them either.
Speaker 1: But that's a whole different How and got her big bag?
Speaker 3: Yes, we just got we gotta change your name to
Speaker 3: Stella though we changed your name is Stella for the movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how Stella got her big back? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh boy? All right, what do we call Alvin Gray?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call them.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call them, although album Gray, Do you have
Speaker 2: a movie called check Please? Where they run out on checks?
Speaker 2: It is on Amazon, Prime, YouTube and TV is believe
Speaker 2: not say it's called check Please.
Speaker 1: And they do.
Speaker 2: That's the movie about uh guys running out.
Speaker 1: On the check.
Speaker 2: But it's funny. It's it's a storyline behind and everything.
Speaker 1: Man, you is not lying. I just looked it up.
Speaker 1: Man man, hold on, man hold on.
Speaker 3: Alvin Gray got the rapper who got shot in the hill,
Speaker 3: the nurse that saw the baby on the highway, and
Speaker 3: check Please.
Speaker 1: Oh I got a hold now this when I got
Speaker 1: to watch. He got one called Blackwater Sasquash.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's the number one. No, that's the one.
Speaker 2: You gotta say. Blackwater Sasquatches is really good.
Speaker 1: It's about Bigfoot.
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna tell you it's going on here, But
Speaker 2: it's good. That was it's black Tho like black felt.
Speaker 1: I'm watching that. That's gonna get me the twob. I'm
Speaker 1: watching that today and it's free. Oh my goodness. All right, well,
Speaker 1: thank you for that. Donkey Today. Now, don't try to do.
Speaker 2: That because when you're little doctor Minery come out tomorrow.
Speaker 1: You're gonna watch watch it. So don't try to do
Speaker 1: all that. DJ and G anyway, can we go a right?
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