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Speaker 6: old man, Oh Man symbolizes just one thing to me. Man,
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Speaker 6: Realize every day that I wake up that I would
Speaker 6: be nothing without him. That everything I am, that's any
Speaker 6: good in me I owe to him.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 6: Have I made some mistakes along the way? Yep, bunches,
Speaker 6: bunches and bunches. And will I continue to make mistakes
Speaker 6: along the way?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 6: Not as many, hopefully as I have in the past,
Speaker 6: because a lot of stuff I know better now. But
Speaker 6: you're still going to make mistakes now. You know, hopefully
Speaker 6: I've limited the amount of intentional in my life. I've
Speaker 6: wiped quite a few of those out. But from time
Speaker 6: to time, because we're human, we're going to make a
Speaker 6: mistake every now and then. The trick, what it is, y'all,
Speaker 6: is not to let the devil deceive you into thinking
Speaker 6: that once you make that mistake that that's it. You
Speaker 6: can't do it. You're falling off the wagon. You can't
Speaker 6: reboard it. That's the biggest trick that he uses. He
Speaker 6: makes you think that if you keep stumbling, that you
Speaker 6: can't run the race. It kind of reminds me of
Speaker 6: a marathon runner. From time to time, I watch them
Speaker 6: on TV, and you'll see some people who finish the race,
Speaker 6: you know, in a nice pace. You see people finish
Speaker 6: the race sprinting towards the finished line. But every now
Speaker 6: and then you'll watch a marathon and you'll see a
Speaker 6: runner and the runner is in really bad shape. The
Speaker 6: key is they finish the race. See, you don't get
Speaker 6: disqualified in the marathon because you stumble.
Speaker 5: You don't.
Speaker 8: They don't.
Speaker 6: They don't take your opportunity to finish the race because
Speaker 6: you keep falling.
Speaker 5: That's not the key. The key is finishing.
Speaker 6: And a lot of times what the devil does is
Speaker 6: he makes you think that because you keep stumbling, because
Speaker 6: you're swaying from side to side, that you know you
Speaker 6: out the race. Well that's not the case. And see
Speaker 6: and then this thing called life. Let me help you
Speaker 6: understand something. Everybody falls, Nobody sprints to the tape in
Speaker 6: this one. Nobody just runs free and clear that as
Speaker 6: some people running faster than you, and all like this,
Speaker 6: and some people gonna get to the end before you
Speaker 6: let them go ahead. And when the end come, the
Speaker 6: end come. I ain't in the rush. You get to
Speaker 6: the end. But but in this race, though, when you're
Speaker 6: stumbling and you're falling, it's a part of it. No
Speaker 6: one gets through this race without stumbling and falling, swaying
Speaker 6: from side to side. So don't let the enemy deceive
Speaker 6: you in the thinking that it's over. I try to
Speaker 6: be encouraging to people because I don't want people to
Speaker 6: get stuck on this thing, you know. And my walk
Speaker 6: is very different from a lot of people's walks. And
Speaker 6: then I know a lot of people who walking in
Speaker 6: faith the way I'm walking in faith. But my thing
Speaker 6: in the morning is just to remind those that is
Speaker 6: not a perfect walk man, that it's not something that's
Speaker 6: set up where you're gonna be skipping through life scott
Speaker 6: free without any pitfalls. You know, I keep saying it
Speaker 6: over and over and over again because, like I said,
Speaker 6: when I was in DC, my boy Hondo said this
Speaker 6: to me and it just kind of stuck with me
Speaker 6: that the road to construct, the road to success is
Speaker 6: always under construction. You have to figure and count on
Speaker 6: the setbacks and the pitfalls. But it's those people that
Speaker 6: that that that are that fight through will be the
Speaker 6: victors in the end. You cannot give up, man, Stop
Speaker 6: going somewhere and sitting down every time something goes down.
Speaker 6: It's going to go down. It's a part of it.
Speaker 6: It's going to happen. It's going to occur that are
Speaker 6: going to be setbacks. If you go and sit down
Speaker 6: every time there's a setback, that's.
Speaker 5: Not how this works. It is designed that way.
Speaker 6: If success were easy, everybody would be successful. But success
Speaker 6: is just reserved for those who are willing to fight through,
Speaker 6: who refuse to settle for mediocrity, who wants something more. Now,
Speaker 6: don't get me wrong. Success is defined by each individual,
Speaker 6: So what I may consider to be successful. You may
Speaker 6: not consider that. You know what Bill Gates considered successful.
Speaker 6: I might not consider what Michael Jordan considered successful. I
Speaker 6: might not consider what you consider successful. Your boss might
Speaker 6: not consider. You have to define what that is for yourself.
Speaker 6: It may not be monetary at all. You know, your
Speaker 6: level of success could be tied up in community service.
Speaker 6: It could be tied up in family. It could be
Speaker 6: tied up in the church. Your level of success could
Speaker 6: be tied up into boys clubs. It could be any
Speaker 6: number of things. Whatever your level of success is, you
Speaker 6: have to determine what that is you and the best
Speaker 6: way to determine that is to get in touch with
Speaker 6: your maker, who created you, to find out what your
Speaker 6: mission and your purpose is so he can put you
Speaker 6: on track. I just had this conversation with my son
Speaker 6: and we were talking about getting on the.
Speaker 5: Path that God has set up for you.
Speaker 6: Many times we find ourselves fighting through life because of
Speaker 6: so much uncertainty, because we have no idea where we're headed.
Speaker 6: It's like one of my sayings that I have at
Speaker 6: my mentoring camp for boys is is that a boy
Speaker 6: without a male role model is like an explorer without
Speaker 6: a map. See if you don't have a map laid
Speaker 6: out in front of you of where you're going when
Speaker 6: you wake up every day, that pretty much explains the
Speaker 6: feeling of confusion, the laxadaisical attitude, the lack of purpose,
Speaker 6: to not understanding your mission because you don't have not
Speaker 6: gotten in touch with your creator to find out exactly
Speaker 6: what your path in life is. What are you supposed
Speaker 6: to be doing? The moment you can identify that is
Speaker 6: the moment that you get started waking up with purpose,
Speaker 6: with the sense of direction. When you kill the sense
Speaker 6: of I don't know what's next or what to do. Now,
Speaker 6: there's going to be some confusing moments no matter what happened,
Speaker 6: it's going to be some uncertainty, but at least you'll
Speaker 6: know where you're going.
Speaker 5: So if you.
Speaker 6: Tied a waking up feeling loss, abandon, confuse, don't know
Speaker 6: what to do, don't know what you're supposed to be doing,
Speaker 6: refer back to your makeup. Because when He created you,
Speaker 6: he had a plan for you. When he created you,
Speaker 6: he had a path for you. Now we've made some
Speaker 6: decisions to get off of both of those, the mission
Speaker 6: and the path. But God can get you right back
Speaker 6: on track. Do that today. Ask him what you're supposed
Speaker 6: to be doing, and listen. God has all the answers
Speaker 6: if you form the relationship.
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Speaker 6: good night, good day, good and well know that this
Speaker 6: is how we started.
Speaker 9: Mom.
Speaker 6: We're gratitude. I've already thanked him this morning. As soon
Speaker 6: as I open my eyes, I thank him. I'm getting
Speaker 6: better and better and better at day. I'm just telling
Speaker 6: y'all that's the best way to start today. Man, tell God,
Speaker 6: think you so many things he does for us goes
Speaker 6: without gratitude. We just got to do a better job
Speaker 6: of that. The more you're grateful for, the more He
Speaker 6: will give you to be grateful for. That's a principle
Speaker 6: of success that's oftentimes overlooked. I need us to stop
Speaker 6: overlooking it. This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. The
Speaker 6: members are Sherley Strawberry calling for real, Mississippi, Monica Junior,
Speaker 6: and the legend that is Nephew Tommy. Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 6: the most interesting man in the world is not on
Speaker 6: that beer commission. No, he's on the Steve Harvey mon
Speaker 6: and shit, yeah, junior, what in the world is going
Speaker 6: on today?
Speaker 5: And you're looking up in the air, so it's fit
Speaker 5: to be a dude.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 10: I'm telling you it's May a couple of weeks Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: Now I'm with Tommy. Am I required?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 1: Am I required to do?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 5: Everything?
Speaker 9: This is okay?
Speaker 5: She's a mother.
Speaker 11: You're with Tommy?
Speaker 10: What I just realized it's not my mama either, Tommy,
Speaker 10: I didn't. I was my girlfriend at one point.
Speaker 6: Now my wife? Who stop, stop stop shocking your ass.
Speaker 6: Just got out of trouble. Now you're gonna ask me
Speaker 6: about some month's day.
Speaker 12: Yes, you get to when it gets something. Okay, just
Speaker 12: got it?
Speaker 1: Okay, But how hard do we have to go on
Speaker 1: this day?
Speaker 12: As hard as you all got? Whatever? Do you miss
Speaker 12: the last dat you got to go?
Speaker 9: Okay? See I don't know.
Speaker 6: See the key word in this is date. The last
Speaker 6: time you got in trouble was caused a birth date.
Speaker 6: Now it's Mother's Day. You're gonna let these days get
Speaker 6: your ass for Okay, for anything that has a day
Speaker 6: on it, your ass got to excel. Valentine Day, an
Speaker 6: aversarray if it's rhyme, with day anversarray christ date.
Speaker 10: Okay, I don't give it THEMN what it is, man, Okay,
Speaker 10: but let me just ask you this all this day, boy,
Speaker 10: I'm not okay, I ain't gonna say, but let me
Speaker 10: ask you this. On her birthday follows right before Valentine's Day,
Speaker 10: then Mother's Day? Can we just move her birthday to
Speaker 10: another day, just like somewhere in the summertime? Can we
Speaker 10: just because all this stuff is piloted up in the
Speaker 10: first quarter of the year, can we just move his birthday?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you don't want to move and see what
Speaker 5: happened at your rate.
Speaker 12: You need to be buying some for Halloween, Saint Patrick.
Speaker 12: You need to be doing every damn holiday. Thet you
Speaker 12: need Memorial Days.
Speaker 9: Day, all the day.
Speaker 5: You need to getting in all that stuff.
Speaker 6: Secretary date, we just say you don't know how to
Speaker 6: do this at all.
Speaker 5: Dog, you need to come in there with.
Speaker 13: All right, coming up thirty two minutes after the hour,
Speaker 13: we'll run that brink back with a nephew right after this.
Speaker 14: You're listening Morning.
Speaker 13: Show, It is time now for the nephew to run
Speaker 13: that prank back.
Speaker 11: Nephew, what you got, well.
Speaker 12: Charlie we headed down there to the church. This is
Speaker 12: running that prank back. We headed down there to the
Speaker 12: church again. We got some uh, we got a situation
Speaker 12: down at the church. We got some weed in the
Speaker 12: church band. We got some weed in the church band.
Speaker 12: I don't know what it's doing in there, but we
Speaker 12: got weed in the church van. So all of you
Speaker 12: church folks, all of you choir members, all you folks
Speaker 12: to drive the vand work out there in the parking lot,
Speaker 12: all your different ministries, turn it up real loud, because
Speaker 12: we got weed in the church van.
Speaker 9: All right.
Speaker 12: I don't know how much weed it is, but it
Speaker 12: is weed in the church weed in the church van.
Speaker 11: We need singing like in the next road.
Speaker 12: I did weed in the church Bandy, let's go catch
Speaker 12: weed in the church band.
Speaker 9: Hello.
Speaker 7: I'm trying to read there. Brother Hello, Hello, cause we
Speaker 7: see that. I'm trying to read brother Dare, Brother Dan okay, yeh,
Speaker 7: this brother Scott from the church and about the Baptist Hello, yeah,
Speaker 7: I call you. I'm trying to get a little information
Speaker 7: about the church band. What's what's your schedule?
Speaker 15: Uh?
Speaker 7: Will you drive the church? What what's your schedule? Uh?
Speaker 16: I drive Wednesday Fridays and Sundays.
Speaker 7: Okay, Wednesday, Friday, This Sunday, now Sunday. What what is
Speaker 7: that schedule? Oh, Sunday.
Speaker 17: I usually start about eight o'clock in the morning, probably
Speaker 17: a little early.
Speaker 16: It depending on some of the elderly people that I
Speaker 16: have to go pick up and bring to the church,
Speaker 16: make sure they get there okay, and get situated and
Speaker 16: make sure they're on time for the service and whatnot.
Speaker 7: Okay, and then you take them back home after service
Speaker 7: is over.
Speaker 17: Yes, I try to get all of them back home,
Speaker 17: unless they got family members of something that come up
Speaker 17: there and leat them up there and want to take
Speaker 17: them to dinner.
Speaker 8: The sun afterwards. But I usually get everybody back home.
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, Now this class Sunday, which is part of
Speaker 7: the reason why I'm calling you. Uh. They saying that
Speaker 7: some of the church uh members that was on the
Speaker 7: vand this Sunday. Uh, they are complaining saying that that
Speaker 7: the church vand was smelling like weed when they got
Speaker 7: on that. Excuse me, they say the church van was
Speaker 7: smelling like weed when they got on there. And you
Speaker 7: are the person that was driving them.
Speaker 16: No, no, no, no, no, no no, not not not the vand
Speaker 16: that that I'm driving.
Speaker 8: I don't know, I don't know't smoke weed in no Vand.
Speaker 7: Uh do you smoke weed?
Speaker 8: No, I don't smoke weed. I mean not curry. I
Speaker 8: mean I have before, but I don't smoke weed now.
Speaker 8: And I would smoke weed before picking some people up
Speaker 8: to because now where are you carry it from? Who
Speaker 8: told you this?
Speaker 7: Well? All I know is what what? What's come down
Speaker 7: the pipeline is? They saying that that a couple of
Speaker 7: the members came complaining see see.
Speaker 8: Nae just happened last week about this pipeline.
Speaker 17: I want to know who the pipeline is because just
Speaker 17: last week they came in me talking about that I
Speaker 17: was using the van to go places that I wanted
Speaker 17: to go to on my personal time.
Speaker 8: Now I don't do that. I don't do stuff like that. Now.
Speaker 8: I have had a.
Speaker 17: Past, I had a history, but I don't do stuff
Speaker 17: like that, and I wouldn't smoking. No church fan, So
Speaker 17: are you seriously talking to what?
Speaker 18: What?
Speaker 7: What? What? We're trying to We're trying to get to
Speaker 7: the bottom of it and see what's going on with you.
Speaker 8: Elderly person said, do you know which one?
Speaker 17: I don't know they love me. Every Sunday. Then people
Speaker 17: tell me they love me. They say I'm one of
Speaker 17: the most respectful young gentlemen they've.
Speaker 8: Ever met in their life.
Speaker 7: And so I really find it hard.
Speaker 8: To believe that you getting these type of complaints about me.
Speaker 7: Okay, what I'm saying feel like who we I don't
Speaker 7: know what that means or nothing like that.
Speaker 17: Look, brother, I don't know you too well, and I
Speaker 17: know you don't know me. But I've been driving this
Speaker 17: vans as a point to try to change my life
Speaker 17: and where I've come from.
Speaker 8: So this was something.
Speaker 17: That I wanted to volunteer even though I'm getting paid
Speaker 17: to give.
Speaker 8: My time to do this for the church.
Speaker 17: And now this is like the second instance where y'all
Speaker 17: and came at me on some stuff about like I'm
Speaker 17: trying to do something with this band. Now, why would
Speaker 17: I disrespect the church man by smoking weed in it
Speaker 17: and then letting the weeds stay in there so other people.
Speaker 8: Could sell it.
Speaker 7: Okay, so let me tell you what we're gonna do.
Speaker 7: We're gonna go out here to the church van to
Speaker 7: say we're gonna go out here today and open it up. Now,
Speaker 7: if we see any seeds or anything around the driver
Speaker 7: or seat. Then that then then we're gonna We're gonna
Speaker 7: definitely uhna.
Speaker 8: Open the vand up. Man.
Speaker 17: I was raised in that church. Man, My mama go
Speaker 17: to that church. My grandma se go to that church.
Speaker 17: See the reason we even all left that church. And
Speaker 17: you think I'm gonna mess up they by driving around
Speaker 17: in the van full of elderly people smoking some.
Speaker 7: Like wedad.
Speaker 8: I don't know why such band smell like weed?
Speaker 7: Man, Now I don't.
Speaker 8: I don't got the answers to these questions. I'm just
Speaker 8: trying to tell you that it wasn't me.
Speaker 7: Did you have some weed in your pocket? And maybe
Speaker 7: it with just snill it.
Speaker 8: I ain't had no weed on me.
Speaker 17: Stop trying to say like I had weed on me
Speaker 17: and you ain't gonna give me nothing.
Speaker 8: I ain't had no and we ain't had no weed
Speaker 8: on me. Okay, Now, you ain't gonna mess up my
Speaker 8: name or.
Speaker 17: My family's name in this church and disrespect us like this. Now,
Speaker 17: we've been helping this church for years and I'm trying
Speaker 17: to tell you that I ain't riding around in no band,
Speaker 17: smoking no weed with no elderly people.
Speaker 8: Did you ask any of the elderly people if they
Speaker 8: had any weed on them.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, I didn't think about no heldly people
Speaker 7: having no weed.
Speaker 17: So you just assume it's me what one of them
Speaker 17: guy got home or something?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 15: What?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 15: You know? What?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 18: Who?
Speaker 7: I think?
Speaker 19: What?
Speaker 7: Did you know?
Speaker 20: Who?
Speaker 7: I think the weed belonged to? Ooh ooh, I think
Speaker 7: I think the weed belonging I you tell me from
Speaker 7: the Steve.
Speaker 9: Harvey this.
Speaker 7: Man, damn you just got pray. Oh my god, you
Speaker 7: just got the just say. His name is brother, brother
Speaker 7: Lawrence Lawns Laws. Oh my, Larry, Larry lad Man.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 7: Larry Larry here in trouble with me. I'm gonna hit
Speaker 7: him with man. Man, I got one more thing that
Speaker 7: I got one more thing to ask you. Man, what
Speaker 7: is the saddest and I mean the baddest radio show
Speaker 7: in the land.
Speaker 21: Man, Steve Harvey Morning Man, going on risk Man, going
Speaker 21: on the chill out the rest of the day.
Speaker 8: I try, Man, I know I ain't gonna smoke the weed.
Speaker 12: I feel like going to church now. I just feel
Speaker 12: like going to church now. Who won't he do it?
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 13: Coming up next, ask the clo or love officers you're
Speaker 13: listening Hard morning show coming up at the top of
Speaker 13: the hour, and entertainment news. The Kentucky Derby is this
Speaker 13: Saturday in Louisville. The met Gala is this Monday, and
Speaker 13: Charles Barkley has apologized to Beyonce's mother. We'll talk about
Speaker 13: all of these stories at the top of the hour,
Speaker 13: but right now it is time to ask the clo.
Speaker 13: This is from Lashanda in Savannah. Lashanda writes, I was
Speaker 13: out Friday and so is my friend's husband. As I
Speaker 13: left the bar, he walked me to my car as
Speaker 13: he should have. My friend has a story twisted and
Speaker 13: she thinks he flirted with me. How can she believe
Speaker 13: a rumor over what we both told her?
Speaker 5: M Well, you know, and Duri, that's a very true statement.
Speaker 6: The problem is she's having problems with suspicion of other
Speaker 6: things with her husband, and now you've fallen into line
Speaker 6: with it, which has caused her to be insecure. She's
Speaker 6: going to always find something wrong in anything he does
Speaker 6: because of prior prior infractions, so to say so, it's
Speaker 6: not for you to try to convince her. You stated
Speaker 6: the case, not just back up stair out the way
Speaker 6: and stay away from her husband at all costs because
Speaker 6: he is under the microscope.
Speaker 5: He's being watched.
Speaker 12: And walk your own self to your car next time.
Speaker 12: Antybody walking your eye. But the man should have walked
Speaker 12: her to the car. He really should have walked her
Speaker 12: to the car. But he's gonna pay for that. Car walking,
Speaker 12: car law.
Speaker 11: Walking, carwalking the crime all.
Speaker 5: As all those are cheater infractions.
Speaker 6: Car walking does opening, he'll pull it. You ask her
Speaker 6: what flow she wanted to go to on the elevator
Speaker 6: and press the button?
Speaker 5: Baby, the woman, I was just standing by the buttons.
Speaker 5: I asked her, what flow?
Speaker 6: Well, why why you got to why you got to
Speaker 6: make sure everybody getting where they need to go?
Speaker 5: See it happened?
Speaker 18: What's wrong with her fingers? She came, yeah, all right.
Speaker 13: Uh. Moving on to Sandra Anne in Tampa. Sandra Ann says,
Speaker 13: my twin sister was an adult film star five years ago.
Speaker 11: She's moving back.
Speaker 13: Home closer to me, and she thinks her reputation was
Speaker 13: wiped clean after her baptism. Should I tell her how
Speaker 13: hurt and ashamed I was? Or have I let too
Speaker 13: much time go by?
Speaker 6: Well the baptism, you was she was wiped clean in
Speaker 6: the sight of God. Yeah, God, forgiving God. Now you
Speaker 6: have totally been a you know, forgiven by God that
Speaker 6: them films thought they're still.
Speaker 5: Out ever last.
Speaker 6: Yeah, cyber Space, you are an adult film star and
Speaker 6: a twin girl.
Speaker 9: I just saw you.
Speaker 6: You ain't seen me, Noamn, it was I got a
Speaker 6: twin sister. How that sign? How that sign? So you
Speaker 6: know it's it's a part of it. I mean, lady,
Speaker 6: you have to work that out in your own mind.
Speaker 6: She got baptized, she turned her life around. She has
Speaker 6: every right to do that. Now. If I were you
Speaker 6: when she moved into town, I moved somewhere else.
Speaker 5: That's what I would do.
Speaker 12: If you don't mind, If you know, man, can they
Speaker 12: all sent us a tapes so we can see how
Speaker 12: much the Lord has delivered? You can we at least
Speaker 12: see where it's coming.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 9: Nobody want to see nothing.
Speaker 5: That's why nobody?
Speaker 1: Right you?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 13: JD and Gary Steve says, I have a new neighbor
Speaker 13: that is single and beautiful. I also just met a
Speaker 13: girl online that I'm vibing with. I want to see
Speaker 13: what's up with my neighbor because she's more convenient. The
Speaker 13: girl that I met online lives in Chicago. What would
Speaker 13: you do in this situation.
Speaker 5: I'll be next door with that couple of shigar.
Speaker 6: I'll be over there with my lawn more dog, Oh dog,
Speaker 6: I'm next door.
Speaker 5: I don't even understand what you're talking about. Chicago for.
Speaker 11: Vibing with her, you know they're cool.
Speaker 9: Our vibe, we vibe online this evening.
Speaker 6: But today though, I'm over here cutting this grass, triving
Speaker 6: these hedges. I'm over I'm I'm I'm ringing the door
Speaker 6: bell for Amazon.
Speaker 9: I got.
Speaker 6: Your packages here. I'm on in the ring tone when
Speaker 6: I'm in the DoD Ball fish in my hair. Yeah, bro, bro,
Speaker 6: this this and now not one mom concerned about one
Speaker 6: statement he made.
Speaker 5: What was the convenience?
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, don't ever get in a relationship cause it's convenient,
Speaker 6: because that's gonna wear off so fast.
Speaker 18: Ah huh, that's a two way street with that one.
Speaker 9: I'm next door in Chicago.
Speaker 5: I'm both.
Speaker 6: All right and Tommy, I have created a new section
Speaker 6: segment for you because so you can stay out of
Speaker 6: c l O.
Speaker 5: I have a s.
Speaker 6: Well listen, very popular settlement. You know how people get
Speaker 6: n f ts. You know n f ts, you know
Speaker 6: new you're telling me no, and that would you get
Speaker 6: you know, you know n f T. You know n
Speaker 6: f T, you know, like bigcin and like you know,
Speaker 6: yeah yeah, stuff like that. N f T instead of CLO,
Speaker 6: which is Chief Love Officer. We have a new segment
Speaker 6: called n f T It iss it not for Tommy.
Speaker 11: Because all you want to do is look at video.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's all yelling nasty.
Speaker 13: Let us see your phone, Tommy, All right. Last one,
Speaker 13: Steve Flint Flint and Johannesburg says, I met a man
Speaker 13: that has a lot of money.
Speaker 11: Wait is that flirt? Her name is Flirt?
Speaker 13: Oh okay, Flirt and Johannesburg says, I met a man
Speaker 13: that has a lot of money, but he doesn't like
Speaker 13: to share it with me. He doesn't splurge on dinners,
Speaker 13: and he hasn't given me any money since we started
Speaker 13: dating back in August. What would I would I look
Speaker 13: like a gold digger if I told him I like
Speaker 13: to be spoiled?
Speaker 11: That's her question. Flirts her name blurt.
Speaker 6: Well, see it's you're a little late, but I'm gonna
Speaker 6: explain something to you. You don't have to tell a
Speaker 6: man you like to be spoiled. You have to behave
Speaker 6: in a certain way that requires that a man spoils you,
Speaker 6: but you have to disguise the spoil, okay, instead of
Speaker 6: using the word spoiled, and just slowly put him out there. Hey, sweetish,
Speaker 6: so we're going to dinner? Where are we going tonight?
Speaker 6: And then he'll say, I'm figuring. And then you say, hey,
Speaker 6: have you thought about have you tried this place right here?
Speaker 6: It sure would be nice to try that place I
Speaker 6: heard it was really really nice. He gonna go, yeah,
Speaker 6: let me take you that. Then you're gonna say, you know,
Speaker 6: tie da da da da dada, you know, and just
Speaker 6: you introduce him to the spoiled world with simple, simple experts,
Speaker 6: but lower them and after a while you would train
Speaker 6: a man just bawn you without having to introduce it.
Speaker 11: Me, you better drop the knowledge of Laned Harvey RULs.
Speaker 13: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 13: we'll have some entertainment right after this.
Speaker 12: That's what I want. I was just gonna say, I'm
Speaker 12: not gonna say that. That's a.
Speaker 14: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 13: The Kentucky Derby is this Saturday in Louisville at Churchill Downs.
Speaker 13: Post Positions were already drawn, which determines the starting gate
Speaker 13: for each horse. Post five and Post ten have produced
Speaker 13: more winners since the Kentucky Derby started using starting gates
Speaker 13: back in nineteen forty. Here are some of the horses
Speaker 13: assigned posts. Post one is door Knock, Post two is
Speaker 13: Sierra Leone, Posts three and four are Mystic Dan and
Speaker 13: Catching Freedom, and Post five is Catalytic. Post ten is
Speaker 13: Forever Young and the favorite to win it all is
Speaker 13: Fierceness in Post sixteen. Entertainment in Louisville will start tonight
Speaker 13: featuring t I and Trina and Jeezi will perform at
Speaker 13: the Derby sound stage.
Speaker 11: And is anybody going? You going?
Speaker 13: Temmy?
Speaker 12: No, I've never had that experience.
Speaker 9: I've never been, Steve, you've been.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, I won't be going this year.
Speaker 9: It's fun?
Speaker 1: Is it fun?
Speaker 9: Regular people?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: It's asking that.
Speaker 8: I don't know what.
Speaker 11: Well is it fun or not?
Speaker 8: See?
Speaker 11: Do you like it?
Speaker 5: Well? Where I was, it was major league fun. There
Speaker 5: you go. I don't want to tell you I didn't.
Speaker 5: You know. They have different they have like different levels,
Speaker 5: you know. Yeah, okay, yeah, they have different levels.
Speaker 11: That's all I could tell you.
Speaker 6: It ain't s'all. It ain't y'all. I'm weary body. The
Speaker 6: damn listeners man, and they always why are you always
Speaker 6: sitting there?
Speaker 5: Can us once you did what?
Speaker 11: Damn where we asked? Number one? Where we asked, you
Speaker 11: didn't volunteer if we asked you.
Speaker 5: Well, they got different levels over there.
Speaker 6: It got a place called the mansion up there, this
Speaker 6: top level, they got the Millionaires Club that's under the mansion.
Speaker 6: I was up I was at the Massion, So I
Speaker 6: don't really know what's happening down on the damn track.
Speaker 5: That I ain't seen.
Speaker 6: No damn MUDs, any kind of foods you could think of.
Speaker 6: Everything had your names carved in the ice up there,
Speaker 6: and all like that. All the horses was up there
Speaker 6: and uptown you had the own betting place within the room.
Speaker 6: You didn't have to go downstairs to bet. You could
Speaker 6: walk over there to the gate and bet. All the
Speaker 6: food was free, and everybody was sitting up there. They
Speaker 6: were looking good, had money. Now that's all it was.
Speaker 6: Man in the damn Hi there down there on the
Speaker 6: track with mud on your splash, those dress and all that.
Speaker 6: I ain't see that, So damn it. Go to the
Speaker 6: Kentucky Derby and have him self good ass time. Don't
Speaker 6: ask me for nothing else about it, oh.
Speaker 11: Because I was gonna ask you who was in there?
Speaker 9: Who all was in there?
Speaker 12: All?
Speaker 5: And everybody else saw in there with fame.
Speaker 6: I don't think Junior Bridge were providing such wonderful opportunity.
Speaker 6: One of the uh one of the richest African Americans
Speaker 6: in this country and one of the the biggest African
Speaker 6: American Damnar the biggest person period at the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 6: And so it was a wonderful party with his family
Speaker 6: there every year and they have it a have a
Speaker 6: whole section all on the top of the mansion.
Speaker 9: Would you wear his name is Junior Bridge.
Speaker 6: I wore all pimp stuff. Custom mate had him got
Speaker 6: invited this year, But I can't go because Marge, you
Speaker 6: can't make it. So ain't no need of me going
Speaker 6: down there by myself hanging around taking pictures with people
Speaker 6: and stuff, wrong person being a picture now my ass
Speaker 6: on TMZ. No, I'm not going this year, all right.
Speaker 6: I know Kentucky Derb and I try to tell you
Speaker 6: how my life is.
Speaker 20: What you doing because what because we asked yes, because
Speaker 20: we want to know vicariously, Yeah, and wait to go?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 13: Then the other entertainment news, Charles Barkley apologized to Beyonce's mom
Speaker 13: uh in case you missed it, during a T and
Speaker 13: T Sports broadcast after the New Orleans Pelicans lost the
Speaker 13: series to the Oklahoma Thunder. Charles Barkley said on air
Speaker 13: quote the Pelicans deserved to vacation on a dirty beach
Speaker 13: in Galveston, Texas, which made Tina Knowles mad because.
Speaker 11: She's from Galveston, Okay.
Speaker 13: Miss Tina clapped back at Berkley and social media and said,
Speaker 13: in part, Hey, Chuck, we don't play about Galveston, Texas.
Speaker 13: You better watch it, sucker Well. Charles heard about Messina's
Speaker 13: clap back, and he apologized.
Speaker 11: Take a listen, miss Knowles.
Speaker 5: I don't want that smoke. I don't want to.
Speaker 22: Be high and jail after.
Speaker 5: I apologize. I do not want to be hive in
Speaker 5: jail after nothing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, apologize, but you can't mess with nothing around Beyonce. Hello,
Speaker 6: that will be hive for will they not paying the
Speaker 6: most dangerous than Swifties?
Speaker 5: They more dangerous than the Navy And what you do
Speaker 5: that damn be hive? Vicious?
Speaker 11: Yeah, they protect their queen now.
Speaker 12: But then Charles defense we're from Texas. That water is there.
Speaker 18: But all right, people from Dalvaston said, only people from
Speaker 18: Galveston and Texas and talk about it. You can't.
Speaker 11: Yeah, in the city of Galveston has entered the chat.
Speaker 13: They recently invited the New Orleans Pelicans to come down
Speaker 13: and kick it with them. Galveston sits on the Gulf
Speaker 13: of Mexico and south of Houston.
Speaker 11: That's how you guys know about it.
Speaker 12: You drive three miles, three miles out on the boat.
Speaker 9: It's blue.
Speaker 6: It's blue, blue, miles out on the boat to find
Speaker 6: blue water.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's the white.
Speaker 11: What's wrongs to you?
Speaker 15: I love you?
Speaker 6: Miles out to find no clear water's got that?
Speaker 5: So what is this water that's washing up on the beach?
Speaker 5: What is that called?
Speaker 16: Water?
Speaker 6: Is three miles out? What is this that's washing up
Speaker 6: on this beach that we splash?
Speaker 18: All right, a little bit of everything, the Mississippi rivers
Speaker 18: all it's all in it again.
Speaker 13: We're gonna check your voicemail coming up at twenty minutes
Speaker 13: after Steve eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, right after this, you're.
Speaker 14: Listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 13: It is time now to check your voicemail, Steve call
Speaker 13: him eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, you can leave
Speaker 13: a message for Steve and you might just hear your
Speaker 13: call on the air. This is from Daja. Daja's from Dallas.
Speaker 13: She left a message for Junior.
Speaker 23: Good morning. This is Daja from Dallas and this is
Speaker 23: for Junior. I'm listening to you guys on the radio
Speaker 23: and they're trying to get you to change your voice
Speaker 23: and get you to stop starting your attentions on with hey,
Speaker 23: and I just want to tell you don't change it
Speaker 23: to you. You know, do you know how many other
Speaker 23: comedians will love to be in your position?
Speaker 22: You know what I mean.
Speaker 23: And the reason why you are where you are in
Speaker 23: your career today is because you're junior, So they don't
Speaker 23: let anybody change it. Don't let anyone change your voice
Speaker 23: or anything because Hey, you doing you okay? Many glassed
Speaker 23: and you guys have a great day.
Speaker 6: Keep The reason she called me in is because her
Speaker 6: and Junior got the same damn boy.
Speaker 10: No, that's still thank you so much, Danjon. I'm not
Speaker 10: gonna change my face. It's not something that I can do.
Speaker 1: To change it.
Speaker 9: That's what you need to say.
Speaker 13: Thank you Dajon. All right, here's a call from uh.
Speaker 13: This is Shy from CALLI, and Shy has a request.
Speaker 24: Hey, good morning. It's a shot from Cali. I almost
Speaker 24: said uncle, but I don't want to just that. But hey,
Speaker 24: I think you see, Tommy and Julia need to have
Speaker 24: a roasting petition on the ten minutes every day, and
Speaker 24: it's so catty. I think man, I would be great
Speaker 24: lick with.
Speaker 6: So no, I just brings you on that, Shy, because
Speaker 6: I'm gonna shut this shirt down. I don't play good
Speaker 6: in saying box like that because if you say something
Speaker 6: about me when they start laughing, you're not gonna believe.
Speaker 11: That's the venom that's gonna come out of your mouth.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, see, but they have to start first. Just
Speaker 6: do a short one. Julie, you crack on Tommy, you
Speaker 6: crack on me one time, just one.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna show you just one. Junior, you crack
Speaker 5: on me then time.
Speaker 1: I started off.
Speaker 10: You know, I don't like standing in front of you
Speaker 10: because you take my air anos.
Speaker 1: I don't like that, you know, nostrils that be I
Speaker 1: can't do that.
Speaker 9: You said, you talking about his nose.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, you take my anos.
Speaker 12: I heard you go ahead, tom So, what he's saying,
Speaker 12: unc is that you know people finna start taking vacations
Speaker 12: through your nostrils. You know, it's it's a it's a
Speaker 12: cave visit of what is gonna be. That's what they're saying.
Speaker 11: You understand.
Speaker 9: Yeah, hold your nose steal while we take these tickets.
Speaker 9: We set it. Take it to go up, Steve.
Speaker 6: Though, Well, obviously my nose is creating the problem for
Speaker 6: both y'all. And I've discovered why you, Junior, you so short.
Speaker 6: My nostrils don suck your hairline off to the point
Speaker 6: where it is now back there behind your ear. And Tommy,
Speaker 6: you've been under these nostrils for fifty six years.
Speaker 5: And I suck four inches of height off.
Speaker 6: So my bad for having a big ass nose.
Speaker 11: You can't take it.
Speaker 13: Steve coming up at thirty four minutes after we'll have
Speaker 13: more calls seven nine Steve, right after this.
Speaker 11: Than shine from CALLI.
Speaker 14: You're listening hardy morning show.
Speaker 13: All right, Steve, it's time to check more of your
Speaker 13: voicemails eight seven seven twenty nine Steve call us. If
Speaker 13: you want to leave a message for Steve, you might
Speaker 13: just hear your call in the air.
Speaker 11: All right, you're ready for more call Steve.
Speaker 5: Absolutely. I think crews through with shy as a little
Speaker 5: of course.
Speaker 11: Yeah all right. This is from April and her kids
Speaker 11: from Louisiana. This Messa Hello, Where hey Steve.
Speaker 23: This is April from Punchakula, Louisiana. We listen to your
Speaker 23: show every day on our way to school. We love
Speaker 23: the nephew and we love all the music y'all play.
Speaker 23: It's the best part of our morning.
Speaker 9: Oh the baby, that was nice.
Speaker 6: Well, thank you kids and everything I show. Appreciate you out.
Speaker 6: But my name mister Harvey. Your little lace is too
Speaker 6: young to be calling me Steve. I ain't got no
Speaker 6: nine year old buddy. It's mister Harvey. We appreciate your show.
Speaker 5: Hey, get your young ass and then learn something.
Speaker 13: Really appreciate your loving Next, it is Eric from Chicago
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Speaker 5: A message show.
Speaker 22: This is Eric from Chicago calling in to say, thank
Speaker 22: you guys, but what do you do every day on
Speaker 22: the radio. Just wanted to let you guys know that
Speaker 22: you guys are true inspiration. Now listen to you every
Speaker 22: morning and uh I took in all of the knowledge
Speaker 22: and all of the infos that you guys put out
Speaker 22: call of Shryl Junior Joy and just steve yourself. Thank
Speaker 22: you guys for everything that you do. I just want
Speaker 22: to let you guys know, I tell my sons about you.
Speaker 22: Have been listening to see you every day on the radio.
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Speaker 11: That nice.
Speaker 5: I want to thank you very much.
Speaker 6: And I want to thank you on behalf of the
Speaker 6: women on this show for your voice, because all of
Speaker 6: a sudden, I can see that two of them have
Speaker 6: developing hot flashes.
Speaker 5: So thanks very much.
Speaker 8: Eric. You try.
Speaker 5: All the women try that smile.
Speaker 9: From uh.
Speaker 10: You know, I want to think calling Shirley and you
Speaker 10: know all y'all for the morning, and it's.
Speaker 9: Something like you kids, crisis boy, crisis boys.
Speaker 5: When I called him at the hospital.
Speaker 4: Sound at the house. What I sound like, Hey, Junior,
Speaker 4: how you're doing.
Speaker 9: Junior?
Speaker 5: How you holding? It was like slip blocking.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a little bit, Holly. I'm doing good now,
Speaker 6: I'm doing good now.
Speaker 11: Healthy?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 11: This is from a former inmate from Ohio.
Speaker 8: Steve.
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Speaker 19: just wanted to shut you out.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 19: He praise and thanks man, because I ain't never told nobody,
Speaker 19: uh really what motivated me? That message motivated me?
Speaker 8: Do bro?
Speaker 19: Man, I just want to thank you man. Hopefully I
Speaker 19: get to meet you one day and you know, tell
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Speaker 12: Man.
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Speaker 13: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 13: right around four minutes after today it's my Strawberry letter
Speaker 13: and the subject is.
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Speaker 13: Out what that's all about in just a few because
Speaker 13: right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 11: What you got now?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 12: Anybody on this show, anybody had to deal with foreclosure?
Speaker 9: Foreclosure? Anybody on him been it was some foreclose? Hmmm.
Speaker 9: Look on the one raising his hand.
Speaker 5: How you ain't been to anybody?
Speaker 9: Can't to no no call. You've been through fore closer too.
Speaker 14: But I was little my mama.
Speaker 12: Okay, all right, all right. Don't y'all sound so down
Speaker 12: about like a yeah, okay, we.
Speaker 6: Got on for close repole. I h Chapter thirteen, Homeless Eviction.
Speaker 6: What the count's been frozen? But I what but you're's
Speaker 6: gonna be something?
Speaker 5: Yeah, boy, I don't you know how me talking out
Speaker 5: open the door. Just moved in there.
Speaker 6: You know, when I was when I was homeless, I
Speaker 6: was driving down the street one time and I was
Speaker 6: parked a car take a nap on the side street.
Speaker 6: I saw a couple move out their house. As soon
Speaker 6: as they moved out, I food right on in there.
Speaker 6: That moving truck packed up, they swept up and everything.
Speaker 6: I was right on in there like I hadn't left
Speaker 6: at all.
Speaker 9: They ain't never got a.
Speaker 11: Week a squatter.
Speaker 12: Yeah wow, all right then, well the title of this
Speaker 12: one is your house.
Speaker 9: Is my house. Your house in my house is in process.
Speaker 9: Let's go cat dog, Your house is my house.
Speaker 12: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Russell.
Speaker 9: Hi Russell. I'm Isaiah.
Speaker 12: I'm a relative real estate and I'm trying to do
Speaker 12: some schematics. I'm thinking I'm calling the right house. I'm
Speaker 12: not quite sure, are you.
Speaker 9: That's Dixie Road, Yeah, that's me a reference to how
Speaker 9: many square feet is your house? If you don't mind
Speaker 9: me asking, Uh.
Speaker 15: It's about thirty five hundred square feet.
Speaker 5: Oh no, this is the right house or not?
Speaker 12: Is this You have a deck out in the back
Speaker 12: of all weather type of deck out in the back?
Speaker 15: Yeah? I do, Well, what do you? What do you?
Speaker 7: What do you?
Speaker 15: What's this about?
Speaker 9: Okay, if you don't mind me, how long have you
Speaker 9: lived there?
Speaker 15: My man, I've already asked you twice, and you're asking
Speaker 15: me for like per information on my crib just a
Speaker 15: reference to Okay.
Speaker 12: Well, like I said, I'm a realator and I'm trying
Speaker 12: to get ahead of some things that's going on. And
Speaker 12: you're well, it's been brought to my attention that your
Speaker 12: house is going to be is going into foreclosure and
Speaker 12: it's going to be on the on the market in
Speaker 12: the next two to three weeks. So I wanted to
Speaker 12: make sure I was getting the right house, and I
Speaker 12: wanted to make sure and.
Speaker 15: You've got the wrong house.
Speaker 22: My house is not going to foreclosure.
Speaker 15: I'm up to date, I'm good. So wet the wrong house?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 12: Hang on, So what's Dixie Road? And like you said,
Speaker 12: thirty five hundred square feet. This is a two car garage, right,
Speaker 12: I don't know.
Speaker 15: I don't know what information you're getting. But when it
Speaker 15: comes to my name in my crib and what's going
Speaker 15: on with my bills and all that, I'm up to
Speaker 15: date and I'm fine. So you got the wrong information,
Speaker 15: you got the wrong the wrong person, the wrong information
Speaker 15: on the right house, whatever it is. But this is
Speaker 15: not My house is definitely not going in the foreclosure.
Speaker 15: I'm on the top of my bills like it's my woman,
Speaker 15: you get me. So I So, my whole thing is
Speaker 15: is I don't even know why you're calling. My house
Speaker 15: is definitely not for sale. It's now now on going
Speaker 15: to foreclosure. I'm not behind on my bills.
Speaker 12: Well, sir, I'm telling you what my books say, and
Speaker 12: this is our I'm looking at legitimate legal paper money.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 15: What I'm trying to tell you is this, And I
Speaker 15: don't care about your books. Read what I'm read, Read
Speaker 15: what I'm writing to you. I'm up to date on
Speaker 15: my mortgage. You're just the realtor. So my whole thing is,
Speaker 15: you're not nobody's telling my house my house.
Speaker 12: Is now Okay, hold no, let's let's back up. Let's
Speaker 12: go back to just a real You're not gonna talk
Speaker 12: to me like that. Now, I'm a realtor and I'm
Speaker 12: a person. That's that's that's on top of my game.
Speaker 12: Your house is going in the foreclosure. Now you can
Speaker 12: be in denial if you want to be. But I'm
Speaker 12: just trying to get on top of everything and get
Speaker 12: you know, try to sell the house as soon as
Speaker 12: it hits the market.
Speaker 9: So I know what I'm not going You don't know.
Speaker 15: Man, Look it's not going to the foreclosure do so.
Speaker 9: So.
Speaker 12: So if I'm looking at paperwork here, why am I
Speaker 12: looking at paperwork that has your address on it?
Speaker 7: Sir?
Speaker 15: That sounds like a personal problem, and I would see
Speaker 15: you now on top of your.
Speaker 12: P Well, you know, the personal problem is gonna be
Speaker 12: yours when they when they come put you out your house.
Speaker 9: This has foreclosure, that's your address.
Speaker 15: Yo. Look, I'm trying to tell you, man, don't knock
Speaker 15: on my door, don't call my don't call.
Speaker 7: None of that.
Speaker 15: Nobody's coming to my house knocking on the door, trying
Speaker 15: to put me on my house. And on top of that,
Speaker 15: a foreclosing it takes a long time.
Speaker 12: Well that's what I mean. This is this is this
Speaker 12: is this has been in there a long time. It's
Speaker 12: coming up in the next couple of weeks. That's what
Speaker 12: I'm telling you.
Speaker 15: What paperwork do you have?
Speaker 9: I am looking.
Speaker 7: What do you do?
Speaker 15: You even know what bankd Is it selling the house
Speaker 15: or trying to put me in foreclosure?
Speaker 9: Are you with do you? Are you with First Fidelity?
Speaker 15: That's not your concern.
Speaker 12: Okay, well you just asked me, sir, You just asked
Speaker 12: me that's what's on this paperwork in the foreclosure.
Speaker 15: You got the wrong paperwork when you have the wrong
Speaker 15: hand dress to task to somebody else's.
Speaker 12: Okay, this is your address. It is the right square footage,
Speaker 12: It is the right hand sir.
Speaker 15: Entertaining right now, man, I'm telling you I'm not going
Speaker 15: in the foreclosure.
Speaker 5: Okay, you know what.
Speaker 12: You're getting angry with me, But really, if you have
Speaker 12: paid your bills, you wouldn't be in this situation.
Speaker 9: You know what I mean.
Speaker 12: I'm paying my bills, but you're not paying yours because
Speaker 12: you're on your way in the foreclosure. And now you're
Speaker 12: getting upset with me. But I'm just a realtor calling
Speaker 12: trying trying to catch.
Speaker 15: Its funny to me this is funny d candle in
Speaker 15: my business barbecue right now, Dude, I'm not this general
Speaker 15: let's general fear of me going into foreclosure.
Speaker 12: The attitude is not necessary. Matter of fact, this is
Speaker 12: probably this bull. This is probably your last barbecue on
Speaker 12: the deck, So enjoy that.
Speaker 15: Look you come over here and you call me again,
Speaker 15: you'll be on the pH. Bro, You got me.
Speaker 9: All I'm telling you is this right here?
Speaker 22: Bro?
Speaker 12: They come in to close your house out in two weeks.
Speaker 12: All I wanted was the schematics on your house. That's
Speaker 12: all I wanted.
Speaker 15: Well, obviously you have all information you need. You already
Speaker 15: know more about what's going on with my personal affairs
Speaker 15: than I do. But I'm gonna tell you it's gonna
Speaker 15: be a problem. And somebody knocks in my door.
Speaker 9: Okay, Well I need to come up and take a look.
Speaker 15: At my house. I need to get foreclosed on that
Speaker 15: that that's not how it works, all right.
Speaker 9: I need to come over and take some pictures of
Speaker 9: the house.
Speaker 7: So is that gonna be Get off to the internet.
Speaker 15: Get off the internet.
Speaker 12: But I need to come in. I need to come inside,
Speaker 12: sir and see the condition of the house.
Speaker 15: You me right, I'm not going in the foreclosure. I'm
Speaker 15: up to date with all my You're not coming to
Speaker 15: my house. You're not getting inside the house. You don't
Speaker 15: know what you're talking about.
Speaker 12: Well, I'll tell you what your your coworker, Mickayla, she thinks,
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Speaker 13: Letter, subject thank you nephew. How does she know your nickname?
Speaker 13: Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been married for five years and
Speaker 13: i had a baby in December, so I'm eager to
Speaker 13: get these few extra pounds off. Pilates has always been
Speaker 13: my thing, but my plates instructor moved to another city.
Speaker 13: My husband loves his class at the gym, so I
Speaker 13: asked if it's worth me giving it a try. He said,
Speaker 13: his class is full and there's a waiting list because
Speaker 13: this instructor is the best. I'm a member at his
Speaker 13: gym too, so I went by one day and enrolled
Speaker 13: in any classes I could take. I ended up in
Speaker 13: a pilates class with a nice older lady, but after
Speaker 13: one session, I realized I'm too advanced for her class,
Speaker 13: and she agreed. She suggested I sign up for the
Speaker 13: other pilates class, so I did. It was just my
Speaker 13: luck that there was not a waiting list like my
Speaker 13: husband said there was. I called my husband to tell
Speaker 13: him how happy I was to be in his class.
Speaker 13: He didn't seem happy at all, and he said that
Speaker 13: I can't be distracting him while he's in the class.
Speaker 13: I'm not gonna lie. I did not like his reaction,
Speaker 13: but I was still happy. I went to class the
Speaker 13: next day, but my husband wasn't there. I enjoyed it,
Speaker 13: and the instructor is a cute, petite Latina with curly
Speaker 13: red hair. I ran into my husband as I was
Speaker 13: leaving the gym, and I didn't realize that my pilates
Speaker 13: instructor was behind me. I told my husband that I
Speaker 13: love the class, and then the instructor popped out of
Speaker 13: nowhere and asked if quote Bugs had recommended the class
Speaker 13: to me. Bugs is my husband's nickname. I responded, yes,
Speaker 13: he did. She thanked me for coming and said see
Speaker 13: you later. To Bugs, all he can say is that
Speaker 13: a lot of people call him Bugs, so it's no
Speaker 13: big deal. He said, see you later is a universal greeting,
Speaker 13: and it didn't mean later that day. I don't buy
Speaker 13: any of that. Is she giving my husband bugs more
Speaker 13: than Pilate's lessons?
Speaker 15: Hmm?
Speaker 13: Well, you know what I'll say this. You never know
Speaker 13: because you have no evidence, you have no receipts. It
Speaker 13: could be yes, they did something, or no, there's just
Speaker 13: some sort of attraction between them. He was right, see
Speaker 13: you later is universal, But why say it just to him?
Speaker 13: You know that was kind of suspect. We all know
Speaker 13: women see and feel things that men don't, and you're
Speaker 13: sensing some sort of energy between them, because what is
Speaker 13: clear is that she was very familiar with your husband, Bugs,
Speaker 13: and your man was not happy about you joining the class.
Speaker 13: Why why wasn't he happy about you joining the class?
Speaker 13: She had no clue you were his wifey, and he
Speaker 13: certainly didn't say anything or introduce you. Guys, all you're
Speaker 13: trying to do is get back in shape, and he's
Speaker 13: not being supportive at all. What's he mad about?
Speaker 11: What's going on?
Speaker 15: Why?
Speaker 11: You know, what is the problem here?
Speaker 13: If you weren't in shape, I'm sure he had, he
Speaker 13: would have something negative to say about that. So I
Speaker 13: say to you this, whatever you do, stay in the
Speaker 13: class so you can keep your eyes on them, and
Speaker 13: remember you are doing this for you, trying to get.
Speaker 11: Back in shape.
Speaker 13: Meanwhile, Bugs and the little pilate's instructor need to cool
Speaker 13: it whatever they got going on. If anything, Bugs better
Speaker 13: stop disrespecting you before you get back.
Speaker 11: Fine, and he winds up on the couch, Okay.
Speaker 5: Steve on the couch.
Speaker 11: Because she's in this class.
Speaker 6: You know, Sureley, I'm just gonna give your answer.
Speaker 15: Na.
Speaker 6: Your answers is always jaded, and it is rediculous that
Speaker 6: the level you was stooped to to break up relationships you.
Speaker 5: Have done more.
Speaker 9: Take in relate, he ain't did nothing.
Speaker 6: Now I'm gonna break this letter down and I'm gonna
Speaker 6: show you where he wrong, and I'll show.
Speaker 5: You where she wrong. You've been married for five years.
Speaker 6: You had a baby in December, so you're eager to
Speaker 6: get the few extra pounds off. That's okay, that's understood.
Speaker 6: You know what happens when you have a baby. Congratulations.
Speaker 6: By the way, pilates has always been my thing, but
Speaker 6: my pilates instructor moved to another city. My husband loves
Speaker 6: his class at his gym. Now I'm assuming this is pilates. Yeah,
Speaker 6: so I asked it is it worth me giving a try?
Speaker 6: He said, this is what he said, his class, fool,
Speaker 6: and it's a waiting list because his instructor is the best.
Speaker 6: I'm a member at his gym too, so I went
Speaker 6: by and enrolled in any class I could take.
Speaker 5: Now, here's the problem with that.
Speaker 6: Your husband should have given you his spot in the class,
Speaker 6: because what did you do? You gave him a child.
Speaker 6: You need the pilates class more than him. You've been
Speaker 6: through more than him. You just had this baby in December.
Speaker 6: The decent thing your husband would have said, well, hey, baby,
Speaker 6: you take my spot at the class. Gonna get yourself together.
Speaker 6: I know how hard that must be, but I would
Speaker 6: love you. You should have my spotty.
Speaker 5: That's what he.
Speaker 6: Should have did, so you win to enroll in any
Speaker 6: class that you could take. You ended up in the
Speaker 6: polates class with a nice old lady. But after one
Speaker 6: session I realized I'm too advanced for her class, and
Speaker 6: she agreed. Now this is amazing. So this woman who
Speaker 6: just had this baby is obviously in shape because she's
Speaker 6: an advanced pilates That means her leg go all the
Speaker 6: way back up there by her ear that type thing
Speaker 6: right there, that class out you've been finding out about
Speaker 6: yourself at something in PILATEI it was just my luck
Speaker 6: that that was She suggested I sign up for the
Speaker 6: other pilates class. Now the other one. Guess what you
Speaker 6: did it? And when I know, I'm going to tell
Speaker 6: you that your husband was in that damn class.
Speaker 13: Ah, we'll have Part two of Steve's response coming up
Speaker 13: at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters
Speaker 13: subject how does she know your nickname? We'll get back
Speaker 13: into it right after this.
Speaker 14: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 13: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
Speaker 13: The subject is how does she know your nickname?
Speaker 6: H Well, this lady Mary five years just had a
Speaker 6: baby and she wanted to go get the extra pounds off.
Speaker 6: She wanted to go take a polates class, but her
Speaker 6: polate's instructor had moved out of town. So she has
Speaker 6: a gym membership at the same gym her husband had,
Speaker 6: and so she asked him about his polates class. He said,
Speaker 6: his class full, and it's a waiting list because his
Speaker 6: instructor is the best.
Speaker 5: I said.
Speaker 6: What he should have did was say, hey, baby, you're
Speaker 6: trying to get in shape. Let me give you my space.
Speaker 6: Gone down there and get yourself together. Because you thene
Speaker 6: gave me a baby, you dine, gave us a family.
Speaker 6: You did what I can't ever do, So let me
Speaker 6: do something for you. That would have been the gentleman
Speaker 6: thing to do. But now he told her the class
Speaker 6: was full. So she went down there to the gym
Speaker 6: to sign up for any class, and they ended up
Speaker 6: taking a Politi class with a nice old lady. After
Speaker 6: the first session, she discovered she was too advanced for
Speaker 6: the class, and the lady agreed. She suggested she sign
Speaker 6: up for the other class. And guess what it wasn't
Speaker 6: no waiting list for it. But guess what, it's the
Speaker 6: Politi class your husband was in. And it was just
Speaker 6: my luck that that was not a waiting list like
Speaker 6: my husband said.
Speaker 12: It was.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 6: Though I called my husband tell him how happy I
Speaker 6: was to be in his class, he didn't seem happy
Speaker 6: at all.
Speaker 5: Dun dun dunt du.
Speaker 6: Dun, dun dunt dun, he said, I can't be distracting
Speaker 6: him while he's in class.
Speaker 9: Boy, boy, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 6: I ain't like his reaction, but I was still happy.
Speaker 6: So I went to the class the next day, but
Speaker 6: my husband wasn't there. Oh oh, how convenient. I don't
Speaker 6: know what kind of relationship y'all got. Y'all don't ever
Speaker 6: know where each other at, and my husband wasn't there.
Speaker 5: I enjoyed it.
Speaker 6: And the destructor is a cute petite Latini excuse me.
Speaker 6: The instructor is a cute, petite Latina with curly red hair.
Speaker 6: I ran into my husband as I was leaving the gym,
Speaker 6: and I ain't even realized my plate's instructor was behind me.
Speaker 6: I told my husband I loved the class, and the
Speaker 6: instructor popped out of nowhere and asked if Bugs had
Speaker 6: recommended the class to me? Bugs is my husband's nickname.
Speaker 6: I responded, yes, he did. She thanked me for coming
Speaker 6: and said see you later. She says see you later
Speaker 6: to Bugs, all he can say is that's lots of
Speaker 6: people call him Bugs, so it's no big deal. He says,
Speaker 6: see you later is a universal greedy and it didn't
Speaker 6: mean later that day.
Speaker 5: Good answer, Bugs.
Speaker 11: You proud of him?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Bug dog, go on it. That's fa thinking. I didn't
Speaker 6: buy any of that. If she giveing my husband Bugs
Speaker 6: more than pilates lessons, your question should be, is bugs.
Speaker 5: Taking more than pilates?
Speaker 6: Is Bugs doing his pilates without the machine?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 9: How far back do the bugs leg go?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 6: Bugs acting as a reformer himself for the little petit, red,
Speaker 6: curly head leftina. These are the questions you should ask.
Speaker 6: But that ain't the one you asked, So therefore I'm
Speaker 6: a side with Bugs. See you later means just see
Speaker 6: you later at the class. Now did it sound like
Speaker 6: something else?
Speaker 5: Yes? It did you know it?
Speaker 6: But just cause she knew that nickname bugs, don't make
Speaker 6: him guilty. Now if his nickname was no Tip, now
Speaker 6: we got problems. How would she know your nickname no Tip?
Speaker 6: See if your nickname is no tip? Black people give
Speaker 6: nicknames cause of a discovery, how would she know to
Speaker 6: call you no tip? Dimple? But dimple?
Speaker 5: But is another nickname that you would have to.
Speaker 7: Have.
Speaker 6: You know, something had had hair happened. You know, you
Speaker 6: know your nickname d T. You know what I'm saying DT.
Speaker 6: That's that's something right here. You know fat and canterbody,
Speaker 6: deep throat, came abody call you that and and and
Speaker 6: and without something going on here? These are nicknames that
Speaker 6: you have to be explaining. You know, mm hm, tasty
Speaker 6: your nickname tasty? See now, bug ain't no real dead giveaway.
Speaker 6: Bugs is short for june bug. All of us know
Speaker 6: a june bug. It's a very common name in the right.
Speaker 13: Steve was, yes, why didn't he Why didn't he introduce
Speaker 13: his wife to the instructor when she came out.
Speaker 11: Why didn't he just because my wife?
Speaker 5: The instructor was behind the wife. He didn't see her.
Speaker 5: She petit the white big just had the baby.
Speaker 13: But she came out. He did hear her, and she
Speaker 13: did talk to the wife.
Speaker 6: No, she popped up from behind the wife. I know
Speaker 6: she ran to her husband on the way out to gym.
Speaker 6: The instructor was behind her. The lady didn't know the
Speaker 6: instructor was behind her and said, I enjoyed the class.
Speaker 11: And she said, oh, did bugs tell you about it?
Speaker 11: Did he recommend it?
Speaker 6: That's she popped up from behind because she remember she
Speaker 6: was behind me.
Speaker 11: Saying that we know that Mike.
Speaker 6: Behind her because she was small and petit. We read, hell,
Speaker 6: that's what I happen.
Speaker 11: That is not what happened.
Speaker 9: All right?
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Speaker 11: It is time now for Junior and sports talk.
Speaker 10: What you got, Junior, Well, the Miami Heat eliminated from
Speaker 10: the Celtics one eighteen to eighty four.
Speaker 5: That's fans was talking about. We won't.
Speaker 1: What it got him, dumb.
Speaker 9: Man.
Speaker 1: It was the White and Brown Show last night.
Speaker 10: Dereck White dropped twenty five, Jayli Brown dropped another twenty five.
Speaker 10: Jason Tatum finished with six. Team and you know, Miami
Speaker 10: ain't got to really go for They ain't got to
Speaker 10: go on vacation. They just go back home. They just
Speaker 10: go right back on home and just going out to
Speaker 10: the beach, get the swim trunks and gone out there.
Speaker 9: They got a good beach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got a nice beach, Your South beach.
Speaker 9: You're right there.
Speaker 10: So they are officially gone. The Mavericks Man beat the
Speaker 10: Clippers by thirty man one twenty three to ninety three.
Speaker 10: I don't know Luca, man, it looked like Luca moving
Speaker 10: slow motion, un but he dropped thirty five, ten assists,
Speaker 10: double double.
Speaker 1: But this game is so different. It's like it moving
Speaker 1: slow motion.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 9: But the boy just cold.
Speaker 6: It's efficiency, Junior. Yeah, yeah, looks like he was fast.
Speaker 10: No, no, no, not at all. But all these Kyrie
Speaker 10: dropped fourteen. Man, the MAVs move on take a three
Speaker 10: to two leads over the Clippers, and you know, hey,
Speaker 10: we'll just see what happened.
Speaker 1: It's the sad part about it.
Speaker 10: It's just that James Harden Paul George, this is just
Speaker 10: his playoff hard seven points two for twelve. Did that
Speaker 10: for the Rockets seven points two for twelve. Paul George
Speaker 10: had fifteen. Uh it was he was on four thirteen shooting.
Speaker 10: So no, Kawhi Leonard again. So we just don't know
Speaker 10: what's gonna happen with the with with the with the Cliffers. Man,
Speaker 10: they may be going home, mank I just had to
Speaker 10: say they may be going home.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, you know, once again, what does that
Speaker 5: have to do?
Speaker 10: We meet nothing nothing?
Speaker 5: No, it ain't got nothing.
Speaker 6: Hey, I told y'all, Oh no, they're not doing me
Speaker 6: like this no more. What I ain't got time?
Speaker 10: Well I got you man. Well tonight, man, we got
Speaker 10: the Bucks and Pacers. The Pacers lead of the Bucks
Speaker 10: three to two, and then we got the Knicks and
Speaker 10: the seventy six is tonight and the Knicks lead three
Speaker 10: to two in that series. So the nation game. But
Speaker 10: it is a good series, so we just got to
Speaker 10: see what happens. But I got I got you.
Speaker 1: It's not important.
Speaker 10: You don't want to get your hopes off for nobody,
Speaker 10: not even one team, not no nobody, not.
Speaker 1: A clip, the Cavaliers, Clippers.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 5: Yes, whatever, win.
Speaker 11: Or lose, you get in your Phantom and drive to
Speaker 11: your man.
Speaker 6: Yep, that's them, that's sir, that's my attitude Phantom.
Speaker 13: All right, junior, thank you. Coming up at the top
Speaker 13: of the hour, a man on social media. Steve needs
Speaker 13: some advice. He says, I refuse to answer a no
Speaker 13: when question. We'll talk about it right after this.
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Speaker 11: All right, so Steve Cedric on Steve Harvey f M. Wrights.
Speaker 13: As any man can attest, there are some questions you
Speaker 13: just don't answer. I was just hit with one of those,
Speaker 13: and now I'm in the doghouse. Were refusing to even
Speaker 13: take part in the conversation. Last night at dinner, my
Speaker 13: wife asked, if there was a house fire and you
Speaker 13: could only rescue one of us, who would you choose
Speaker 13: as a point of reference. In our house, there's there's me,
Speaker 13: my wife, our two daughters, and a dog. My response
Speaker 13: was simply that there's no way to possibly answer that
Speaker 13: question because I don't know where I would be in
Speaker 13: the house, what was blocking the exit, and where everyone
Speaker 13: else in the house was located. I think it's a
Speaker 13: trap question to which there's no right answer. So I
Speaker 13: bowed out of the conversation completely. Now she's not talking
Speaker 13: to me. How can I end this silent treatment?
Speaker 6: All you got to do is say, look, I don't
Speaker 6: want you to think I'm a bad father, but I
Speaker 6: definitely would have to come get you.
Speaker 5: Think whether you mean.
Speaker 13: It or not, whether you mean it or not, why
Speaker 13: say it if you don't mean it?
Speaker 12: So I'm going to get these third degree burns all
Speaker 12: the way across over there to go get hood and
Speaker 12: damn nidda.
Speaker 6: Well, you know you gotta sometimes talking to your wife.
Speaker 6: You don't have to you don't have to tell the truth.
Speaker 6: Sometimes you have to tell them what they want to hear.
Speaker 6: See that's what it is. I'm like, okay, I like that.
Speaker 5: You know why not?
Speaker 6: Now, well we can go process with the nature. I
Speaker 6: can tell you right now, the dog ain't on me.
Speaker 6: He need to do something. He need to get the dog.
Speaker 6: And whatever dogs do to say, they damn like that's
Speaker 6: what he needs to get to do. But now them
Speaker 6: kids and that wife, and I would just tell my wife,
Speaker 6: I'll come get you, mabe.
Speaker 9: So you would get the wife perds over the kids.
Speaker 9: That's the question.
Speaker 5: Well, you know that's what she's you know, that's what
Speaker 5: I would tell.
Speaker 1: Her if she asked, okay, And.
Speaker 6: Then you can get mad at me for not going
Speaker 6: to kids. But then I tell you, but I love you.
Speaker 5: I love you more.
Speaker 11: You know what I have said that then what he
Speaker 11: said it.
Speaker 13: I wasn't mad at what he said because a lot
Speaker 13: of that is true.
Speaker 11: You know what he said about depending.
Speaker 8: On where he was.
Speaker 6: Don't you know what Charloa, I've noticed about you that.
Speaker 5: Seemed to be happy with my answers.
Speaker 11: No, I'm thrilled with your answer. I'm thrilled with it.
Speaker 13: I mean, we're on the same page, but I'm just saying,
Speaker 13: don't we have a little more time?
Speaker 9: But we don't see thrill, We don't see three of them.
Speaker 14: You're not in this.
Speaker 13: You just I am thrilled with your answer because I
Speaker 13: think it's right he should get the wife first. Say
Speaker 13: that though, well I think I did. I think I
Speaker 13: did say that you should get the wife first. But
Speaker 13: I wasn't mad at his answer either. Had he said
Speaker 13: the wife first, that's all. That's what I said.
Speaker 5: But he didn't say anything, and you upset with.
Speaker 11: It because he No, I'm not upset with him, he said.
Speaker 13: My response was simply that there's no way to possibly
Speaker 13: answer that question because he doesn't know where.
Speaker 11: He'd be in the house. What was blocking the exit
Speaker 11: where everyone else in the house was.
Speaker 6: Long Man answered, though, always tell your wife what you
Speaker 6: think you wanted to.
Speaker 5: I agree with you that, whether you mean it or not.
Speaker 11: See, that's the part that's the problem, whether you need.
Speaker 8: It or not.
Speaker 6: Well it would be. Here's you want to know what
Speaker 6: to answer for me? You know, I want to answer
Speaker 6: to me. You want to hear answer which one? Why
Speaker 6: is you talking about? That's all I need.
Speaker 18: To say that you're currently married to I'm going to
Speaker 18: get home.
Speaker 2: You're right.
Speaker 11: I didn't like your answer. You're right, I'm going.
Speaker 5: To get home.
Speaker 6: Previously i'd got them kids and that damn though.
Speaker 11: All right, we have time for another one.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 11: This is Craig on Facebook. He says, my all right,
Speaker 11: so you just tell your wife whatever she wants to hear.
Speaker 11: That's what you're saying.
Speaker 5: What you want to hear. That's all you got to do.
Speaker 5: We all do.
Speaker 11: What if she wants to hear the truth?
Speaker 5: What does she wants for all the time? I hate
Speaker 5: tom heard, damn the truth.
Speaker 11: That's what she wants to hear.
Speaker 5: Tell her that, No, I'll tell her truth.
Speaker 13: More of today's Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
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Speaker 13: All right, Tommy, you remember the other day when you
Speaker 13: said you wanted to go on an African safari?
Speaker 11: You remember that?
Speaker 13: Well, have you guys seen the viral video of the
Speaker 13: lion and lioness They were having sex on top of
Speaker 13: the South African Safari.
Speaker 11: You saw it's Steve.
Speaker 13: The tourists inside the truck were stunned to watch them.
Speaker 13: The male lion is seen on top of the female
Speaker 13: lion and safari truck started shaking from side to side.
Speaker 13: Right then the lion let out a couple of brawls. Yes,
Speaker 13: my favorite part, and then the session.
Speaker 11: It didn't last long because the lioness got tired and
Speaker 11: the King of the Jungle just stopped.
Speaker 9: That's how we stopped.
Speaker 11: What she was bored though, didn't she.
Speaker 12: The people in the truck. There's nothing you can do.
Speaker 12: You got to watch them. You can't get out and
Speaker 12: say y'all need to get a room.
Speaker 9: You can't get out of there.
Speaker 1: Nothing, I say nothing.
Speaker 11: So how you feel about that African Safari?
Speaker 12: Now I need to go with as completely. I'm scared.
Speaker 12: I'm scared.
Speaker 11: See if you've been have you ever seen anything like that?
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, certain ones you can go on. They have
Speaker 5: different levels of surfar i.
Speaker 6: Which is the only suggestion that you go on one
Speaker 6: of those savars that provided with five star service on
Speaker 6: the safari as well as back at your that's my suggestion.
Speaker 9: It's the rich, how much you call and all.
Speaker 13: That you have to Kentucky, Jersey and the man I
Speaker 13: don't know how to tell you. Coming up in thirty
Speaker 13: three minutes after we'll play around of which you rather?
Speaker 11: Right after this, you're.
Speaker 13: Listening morning show and it's time out for a round
Speaker 13: of would you rather? Would you rather live a long
Speaker 13: life in poverty or very short life?
Speaker 12: But Rich long, Poe ass Man short, Rich, Now.
Speaker 5: I have the perfect answer.
Speaker 11: What's the perfect answer?
Speaker 6: I already know that I've lived longer than i've got.
Speaker 5: So you can hand me this show rich had life
Speaker 5: and go on, let me ride out.
Speaker 11: If we start from today.
Speaker 6: I'm sixty seven, I've already been here longer than I
Speaker 6: got left I got I got.
Speaker 5: Forty maybe thirty eight years. That's short compared to the
Speaker 5: time I've been with Yeah. Sure, yeah, So I take
Speaker 5: this show which life.
Speaker 11: Going about your business?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you probably got a little bit longer to go
Speaker 6: than you've lived. So the choice is yours.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm gonna take b short life and rich.
Speaker 9: Okay, all right, m.
Speaker 5: Junior, listen to me. Man, you you need.
Speaker 1: To try this healthy thing and just be poping good.
Speaker 6: You're gonna get to live long, and if you live long,
Speaker 6: you're healthy. Okay, Okay, you need to quit listening to
Speaker 6: me sometimes.
Speaker 11: Yeah, mentor what are you talking about?
Speaker 5: But I'm twenty two years older than him? To vote
Speaker 5: for yourself?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 13: You're you're in a gladiator ring. Okay, So would you
Speaker 13: rather fight a lion or would you rather fight a rhino?
Speaker 9: R They bothous?
Speaker 11: Yea the slowest, I would say the rhino.
Speaker 7: I don't know that.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 5: Lion rhino would do two things to you, trample you
Speaker 5: with his hord.
Speaker 25: Okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, the lion would kill you
Speaker 25: for real, Ianna.
Speaker 9: Be run around throwing plants at the right.
Speaker 13: All right, Would you rather have a headache every day
Speaker 13: for the rest of your life?
Speaker 11: Or would you rather have a cough every day for
Speaker 11: the rest of your life?
Speaker 1: Give me a headache?
Speaker 5: Headache?
Speaker 11: Yeah, for the rest of you.
Speaker 14: You right to have a cough.
Speaker 15: To get rid of the car?
Speaker 11: How many talk chops? At least that's today's Would you rather?
Speaker 11: We have me forty nine minutes after.
Speaker 13: The hour, our last break of the day, and we'll
Speaker 13: close out the show with the one and only Steve
Speaker 13: Harvey right after this.
Speaker 14: You're listening Morning show?
Speaker 11: All right, guys, here we are our last break of
Speaker 11: the day on this Thursday.
Speaker 12: And Steve.
Speaker 13: Before we get out of here, someone else needs some advice.
Speaker 13: This is Craig from Facebook. Craig says, my girlfriend of
Speaker 13: about six months works at a car dealership.
Speaker 11: He needs your help.
Speaker 13: He says, she works at a car dealership where her
Speaker 13: former boyfriend is her manager. It bothers me that she's
Speaker 13: with her day. I do pretty well, and we've talked
Speaker 13: about her moving in with me. She only works part
Speaker 13: time and doesn't make much money, and I could support
Speaker 13: her until she finds something else. Would it be out
Speaker 13: of line for me to ask her to quit her job?
Speaker 14: Or is it over between us?
Speaker 11: Or it's over between us?
Speaker 6: So in other words, the months is too early for
Speaker 6: I think six months, dog be honest, which is too
Speaker 6: early to try to make this decision either way, I
Speaker 6: just think it's rather soon.
Speaker 5: What you jump in the gun for? What's the rush?
Speaker 6: I don't understand why people put themselves under such pressure,
Speaker 6: you know, and all it's here?
Speaker 7: And then.
Speaker 6: Do you want to move in with a person that
Speaker 6: you're not committed to? Or will you want to move
Speaker 6: in with a person that you don't know if they're
Speaker 6: committed to you see? And a lot of times what
Speaker 6: you try to do is I'm going to offer her
Speaker 6: to move in me so I can get her away
Speaker 6: from him.
Speaker 5: That ain't no.
Speaker 6: Reason to live with nobody, though, because that's gonna wear
Speaker 6: off so fast as fast, so I would reconsider this
Speaker 6: whole thing. Why don't you just date it for a
Speaker 6: while so you can become a little bit more sure.
Speaker 6: Don't be insecure about something and may make a decision
Speaker 6: based on your insecurity. That doesn't make any sense because
Speaker 6: now you ch you putting good money after bad. You're
Speaker 6: chasing something that you might not need to chase. That's
Speaker 6: my suggestion to you.
Speaker 5: Just slow down.
Speaker 6: Man's just six months. Damn yeah, support her six months.
Speaker 6: But you're talking about taking care of somebody for six months.
Speaker 6: You know what that's This is supposed to be a
Speaker 6: lifetime commitment.
Speaker 26: You ain't.
Speaker 6: You ain't knowing her for six months. Now, if that's
Speaker 6: what you're gonna do, if you're gonna ask her to man,
Speaker 6: you go ahead. If y'all in love, hm.
Speaker 13: I like the answer, and you would have told a
Speaker 13: woman the same thing. That's a good answer to you.
Speaker 5: Yes, I don't. I don't understand this.
Speaker 11: He wants her to quit her job or it's over
Speaker 11: between them. That's an ultimatum.
Speaker 6: Because he's trying to control too many parts of a
Speaker 6: situation that he really don't have control over it. You
Speaker 6: asking her to quit your job so she don't be
Speaker 6: working under her ex who is her boss. That solves
Speaker 6: that problem, but you've created another problem. She already part time.
Speaker 6: Now she finna be at no time. Now she ain't
Speaker 6: under him no more, but now she under you, and
Speaker 6: you keep putting this woman in a precarious position where
Speaker 6: now you think she's beholding to her old boss, and
Speaker 6: now she's gonna be beholden to you.
Speaker 5: I don't see it.
Speaker 6: Not a good look, which leads me to my closing
Speaker 6: remarks today. You know, man, I think people have to
Speaker 6: start doing this. And this is based off this letter
Speaker 6: that you just read to me, this request off Facebook.
Speaker 6: I want everybody to start thinking like this because I
Speaker 6: haven't always thought like that and it's cost me dearly
Speaker 6: in my life.
Speaker 5: But I want you to know that every single thing,
Speaker 5: you know, it begins in high school.
Speaker 6: You remember, like, you know, you could get a grade
Speaker 6: in the fourth grade and it didn't affect the fifth grade.
Speaker 26: You get the clean slate, and then you go to
Speaker 26: the third grade and you get a clean slate. If
Speaker 26: you go to the fourth grade. Well, once you get
Speaker 26: to high school, you know, it starts accumulating. You know,
Speaker 26: you get a GPA average, you get stuff that starts
Speaker 26: going towards college credits. That's the beginning of life training
Speaker 26: for you. And what you end up winding up understanding.
Speaker 6: About life is this is that every decision you make
Speaker 6: today will affect your tomorrow and you gotta start thinking
Speaker 6: like that.
Speaker 5: But Sue, too many people live in the now. Too
Speaker 5: many people want to do what.
Speaker 6: Feels right and good to them today with no thought
Speaker 6: about the consequences of tomorrow. Now, are you supposed to
Speaker 6: worry about tomorrow? No, you're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 6: But you are supposed to prepare in the event that
Speaker 6: you are here. That's what plans and dreams and visions
Speaker 6: are for. It's for you planning in the hopes that
Speaker 6: tomorrow does come. So what we got to start doing,
Speaker 6: is what I suggest to people more often, is start
Speaker 6: thinking more about today a little bit more carefully, because
Speaker 6: it ain't just today, because tomorrow may very well come.
Speaker 6: Everything you do today will affe affect your tomorrow. Well,
Speaker 6: I man, I'm just gonna call the in to day.
Speaker 6: I ain't going down there to day. I don't feel
Speaker 6: like it, man, I'm gone and chill today. Ah, you
Speaker 6: having a nice, chill day. Everything go good?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 6: Guess what next Friday when your check come out and
Speaker 6: that cooled out, chill out day you took has caused
Speaker 6: you to lose a day's pay. Now, here's some consequences
Speaker 6: for that chilled out day.
Speaker 5: You not short.
Speaker 6: And now that relaxing moment you took that other day
Speaker 6: has now created a problem for you because now you
Speaker 6: tightened up. Because after you pay your rent in your
Speaker 6: car note, you ain't got no money to live on.
Speaker 6: You see what I'm saying. Start putting more thought into
Speaker 6: your decisions that you make today, because your today's decision
Speaker 6: will we'll have a profound effect on your tomorrow's outcome.
Speaker 6: And that's for everybody. Stop living just for today, because
Speaker 6: tomorrow may very well come. Those are my closing remarks.
Speaker 6: Think about that, ladies and gentlemen. This is the Steve
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