Speaker 1: We may have the opportunity of a lifetime. Okay, it's broken,
Speaker 1: Jeffary in the morning.
Speaker 2: What do you got, Jef.
Speaker 1: Rarely do we ever send Alexis and Jose on a
Speaker 1: flight to be on location somewhere.
Speaker 2: But rarely like we've never had. If you say rarely
Speaker 2: makes it sound.
Speaker 3: Zero.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But the point is we might have to because
Speaker 1: this event has been going on in Austin, Texas for
Speaker 1: years and it just now came to our attention.
Speaker 3: You're playing the Olympic Games. I thought we're going to London.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, this might be even bigger than that. It's
Speaker 1: called the O Henry Punoff World Championship.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: The producer Boyd just he subjected me to ten minutes
Speaker 1: of watching a video of the previous highlights. If he
Speaker 1: even he can call them a highlights.
Speaker 2: How long are the hi like videos? If there's the
Speaker 2: video was.
Speaker 3: Six hours long?
Speaker 2: Whoa.
Speaker 1: But basically, there's a stage and there's different categories you
Speaker 1: can compete in. There's pun versus pun. There's two people
Speaker 1: punning against each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jose, is this your Olympics?
Speaker 3: It could be? No, it really could be.
Speaker 1: They have long form puns retel like a long story
Speaker 1: full of puns, also pun slingers. I don't ever want
Speaker 1: to get into it. It's all viewed by the public
Speaker 1: sitting on a lawn and folding chairs, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you a fourteen second snapshot of what it sounds like,
Speaker 1: because it's probably all you can take out here.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: Policeman Ray gave me a collie and said the shizu
Speaker 1: was hitting the fan in Egypt.
Speaker 4: I started having terrible joint pain, so naturally I went
Speaker 4: to see a chiro preactor.
Speaker 3: What's the till you're sprouting off again? I choke you.
Speaker 1: So not surprisingly, it's a free event held on the
Speaker 1: grass outside of the O Henry Museum downtown.
Speaker 5: I think it sounds funny for again, maybe twenty five seconds.
Speaker 2: I gotta take it ten more seconds of that.
Speaker 3: The Cairo Jokers are really good Egyptian cities.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 5: I like the art of choke one as welleah.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess that's the point of a pun.
Speaker 3: Just horrible.
Speaker 1: It's Mayo eleventh this year, so if one of our
Speaker 1: listeners wants to go and tell us about it, you
Speaker 1: can put your review in our Instagram comments or write
Speaker 1: your best puns in our Instagram comments at Brooke and Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: because digital Jake loves to read it repond to all
Speaker 1: of your puns. First, he's got to do some trivia
Speaker 1: with us, though, So take it away, Jake. Well, you
Speaker 1: know why we're playing this music because we're celebrating Sinko
Speaker 1: to mayaayet. Shockingly, Sino to Myo is not a holiday
Speaker 1: about the five great male brands of the US Hellman's, Hines, Dukes,
Speaker 1: Craft and Miracle Whip.
Speaker 2: Oh, get out of here with your miracle.
Speaker 5: It's not even mayonnaise, Okay, Texas little though.
Speaker 4: In fact, it's actually a holiday honoring Mexican culture on
Speaker 4: the fifth of May.
Speaker 3: It learning things new every day. But that's why today
Speaker 3: we're gonna do.
Speaker 4: A special round of trivia questions all about Sinco aka
Speaker 4: the number five in a brand new edition.
Speaker 3: Of plenty of twenty.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, We'll start with the woman who occasionally throws
Speaker 4: up in her bathroom Sinco.
Speaker 3: That's Alexis there. That is so gross, Alexis. Nobody can
Speaker 3: help you with this question. It's all you on your loansome.
Speaker 2: Are you going to ask her to count to five
Speaker 2: without her fingers.
Speaker 4: I don't want to do things too hard for her
Speaker 4: solo on Cinco, Alexis here you go.
Speaker 3: We're celebrating the number five today.
Speaker 4: So in honor of that, your question is is five
Speaker 4: a prime number?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Ohh primes? Oh it's something with dividing them or multiplying them. No, no,
Speaker 2: something about them? Can you divide it by self? Can
Speaker 2: you divide it by I think I was talking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is good talking out follow that.
Speaker 2: Prime numbers or even numbers. So I'm gonna say it's
Speaker 2: not prime.
Speaker 3: Oh, Alexis said it's not prime.
Speaker 4: That is.
Speaker 3: Incorrect? Is a prime number?
Speaker 2: And what is a prime number?
Speaker 5: Jake?
Speaker 3: What is a prime number?
Speaker 2: Brolf? And that's that's it?
Speaker 3: Anything else?
Speaker 2: That's it? Yeah, they go over it in third grade.
Speaker 2: I'll get this one next year.
Speaker 4: It transforms into a car prime something. Okay, Alex's is out.
Speaker 2: We're over to brook Brook.
Speaker 4: It's commonly believed that humans have five senses sound, sight, touch, smell,
Speaker 4: and taste. According to science, what is the strongest rising.
Speaker 3: Well, sight's yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna sayesight is out for me, Brook, Definitely, I
Speaker 5: need aids for that. I don't feel like hearing is
Speaker 5: very good either. You know how many people are saying
Speaker 5: what constantly?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: What do you say? Dogs? Never say that dogs is here?
Speaker 3: They just smell.
Speaker 2: They smell God. But those taste buds.
Speaker 5: I am so good at tasting things.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go No, I'm gonna go taste.
Speaker 3: Brook went with taste that is in direct according to science,
Speaker 3: is actually sit.
Speaker 4: Humans tend to rely on I sight more than any
Speaker 4: of the other four senses in sciences. We're over to
Speaker 4: so far out of five, Jose. In your turn, the
Speaker 4: pentagon is a famous five sided building. True, you have
Speaker 4: five seconds to tell me something else in the world
Speaker 4: that is five sided. Go four, three, two one. I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: just gave up time ran out. I would have accepted
Speaker 4: home plate, yes, school crossing signs, uh, sections on a
Speaker 4: soccer ball. Maybe pentagrams for our Satanists out there, Jeffrey,
Speaker 4: We've gotten three wrongs so far. I think if you
Speaker 4: get it wrong, then I'm gonna choose who get shocked anyway,
Speaker 4: I couldn't.
Speaker 2: These questions be about tacos and tequila.
Speaker 4: Those are not five sided, Jeffrey. There was a famous
Speaker 4: burger chain called five Guys with thousands of locations around
Speaker 4: the US?
Speaker 3: True or false? Was it started by five guys?
Speaker 1: I guess, Okay, Well, the last time that I hung
Speaker 1: out with five guys, we definitely were not coming up
Speaker 1: with fun restaurant ideas.
Speaker 3: But there were peanuts all over the floor, yes, and
Speaker 3: a lot of talk about meat between buns.
Speaker 1: But I think it's just too obvious that like five
Speaker 1: guys made it.
Speaker 2: You don't think it's like five brothers that I started.
Speaker 2: I always thought it was brothers, but maybe there wasn't
Speaker 2: all five.
Speaker 5: Maybe it was like a dad, And I just thought
Speaker 5: it was a family business for some reason.
Speaker 1: I think that's what they want you to think so
Speaker 1: that it sounds wholesome. But it's just one billionaire guy.
Speaker 1: That's like taking all the money.
Speaker 2: We're okay, spending thirty dollars on a burgy.
Speaker 1: We're just I'm gonna say, it's not five guys.
Speaker 4: You said false? False, Jeffrey said false. That is That's correct.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey was founded by a husband and wife who named
Speaker 4: it after his five sons, who helped manage the franchises
Speaker 4: to this day.
Speaker 3: Is a family business now, Okay?
Speaker 4: That means Jeffrey's one Today's edition of Plenty of twenty.
Speaker 1: Since I got the only answer, right, I get to
Speaker 1: choose who gets shocked.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, and I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: Let's see, it's gonna be Superman. It's not easy by
Speaker 1: five for fighting? Five okay, okay, and I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: it to jose on this one, all right.
Speaker 2: I remember I was at a hockey game and they
Speaker 2: called five for fighting.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh my god, that like a penalty.
Speaker 2: It's in the penalty box for fighting. And that's why
Speaker 2: they naive.
Speaker 1: I thought it was like your fist have five fingers
Speaker 1: for fighting with no no wonder that song.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, well let's sing some five for fighting.
Speaker 2: I can't stand.
Speaker 3: I'm not that naive.
Speaker 1: I wanted more than that was a perfect spot on
Speaker 1: rendition of it.
Speaker 2: Shot you again, shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 1: We got your phone tap coming up in just a
Speaker 1: few minutes.
Speaker 2: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.