Speaker 1: All right, you found us on a Friday. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the podcast. Alexis. How many five hour energy bottles did
Speaker 1: you count in the trash can? I think it was eleven? Oh, guys,
Speaker 1: fifty five hour energy? My god, I just hope Jeffrey's
Speaker 1: heart doesn't exclude his fuel for his parody song. Today's
Speaker 1: song of the Week is in well today's podcast. There,
Speaker 1: let's start it now.
Speaker 2: We may have the opportunity of a lifetime. Okay, it's broken,
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: What do you got, jeff Rarely do we.
Speaker 2: Ever send Alexis and jose on a flight to be
Speaker 2: on location somewhere?
Speaker 1: But rarely, like we've never had rarely. If you say rarely,
Speaker 1: it makes it sound.
Speaker 3: Zero.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The point is we might have to cause this event
Speaker 2: has been going on in Austin, Texas for years and
Speaker 2: it just now came to our attention.
Speaker 4: You're playing the Olympic Games. I thought we're going to London.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, there is This might be even bigger than that.
Speaker 2: It's called the o Henry Punoff World Champion say, oh
Speaker 2: my god. And producer Boyd just he subjected me to
Speaker 2: ten minutes of watching a video of the previous highlights
Speaker 2: if he even he can.
Speaker 6: Call them a highlights.
Speaker 1: How long are the I like videos?
Speaker 5: If there's the video was six hours long?
Speaker 7: Who I'm serious?
Speaker 2: But basically, there's a stage and there's different categories you
Speaker 2: can compete in.
Speaker 5: There's pun versus pun. There's two people punning against each other.
Speaker 1: Jose, is this your Olympics?
Speaker 4: It could be. No, it really could be.
Speaker 2: They have long form puns for retel like a long
Speaker 2: story full of puns, also pun slingers.
Speaker 5: I don't want to get into it.
Speaker 2: It's all viewed by the public sitting on a lawn
Speaker 2: and folding chairs. And I'm gonna give you a fourteen
Speaker 2: second snapshot of what it sounds like because it's probably
Speaker 2: all you can take.
Speaker 1: I want ten minutes here it is.
Speaker 2: Policeman Ray gave me a collie and said the shizu
Speaker 2: was hitting the fan in Egypt. I started having terrible
Speaker 2: joint pain, so naturally I went to see a chiro praactor.
Speaker 1: What's you're sprouting off again? I art it choke you.
Speaker 4: So bad?
Speaker 1: Hell exists is.
Speaker 2: So not surprisingly It's a free event held on the
Speaker 2: grass outside of the O Henry Museum downtown.
Speaker 1: I think it sounds funny for again, maybe twenty five seconds.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take it ten more seconds of that.
Speaker 4: The Chiro Jokers are really good Egyptian cities I did.
Speaker 1: I like the art of choke one as well.
Speaker 4: Pretty good. I mean, I guess that's the point of
Speaker 4: a pun.
Speaker 5: Just horrible.
Speaker 2: It's May eleventh this year, so if one of our
Speaker 2: listeners wants to go and tell us about it, you
Speaker 2: can put your review in our Instagram comments, or write
Speaker 2: your best puns in our Instagram comments at Brooke and Jeffrey,
Speaker 2: because Digital Jake loves to read and respond to all
Speaker 2: of your puns. First, he's got to do some trivia
Speaker 2: with us, though, so take it away, Jake.
Speaker 8: Well, you know why we're playing this music because we're
Speaker 8: celebrating Cinco to Mayay. Shockingly, Sino to Myo is not
Speaker 8: a holiday about the five great male brands of the
Speaker 8: US being Hellman's Hinds, Duke's Craft, and miracle whip.
Speaker 1: Oh, get out of here with your miracles, notise little though.
Speaker 8: In fact, it's actually a holiday honoring Mexican culture on
Speaker 8: the fifth of May.
Speaker 5: Learning things new every day.
Speaker 7: But that's why today we're gonna do a.
Speaker 8: Special round of trivia questions all about Sinco a k a.
Speaker 7: The number five in a brand new edition.
Speaker 8: Of Plenty of twenty. Okay, okay, we'll start with the
Speaker 8: woman who occasionally throws up in her bathroom Sinco.
Speaker 1: That's Alexis right there, That is.
Speaker 5: Alexis.
Speaker 8: Nobody can help you with this question. It's all you
Speaker 8: on your loan show?
Speaker 1: Are you going to ask her to count to five
Speaker 1: with on your fingers?
Speaker 8: I don't want to do things too hard for her
Speaker 8: solo on Synco Alexis here you go. We're celebrating the
Speaker 8: number five today, So in honor of that, your question
Speaker 8: is is five a prime number?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Primes? Oh it's something with dividing them or multiplying them. No, no,
Speaker 1: something about them? Can you divide it by itself? Can
Speaker 1: you divide it by I think I'm talking?
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is good.
Speaker 1: Talk it out follow that prime numbers or even numbers.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say it's not prime.
Speaker 8: Alexis said it's not prime. That is incorrect? Is a
Speaker 8: prime number?
Speaker 1: And what is a prime number?
Speaker 11: Jake?
Speaker 5: What is a prime number?
Speaker 1: Bro by it and that's that's it?
Speaker 5: Anything else?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they go over it in third grade. I'll get
Speaker 1: this one next year.
Speaker 8: It transforms into a car prime something. Okay, alexis is out.
Speaker 1: We're over to brook Brook.
Speaker 8: It's commonly believed that humans have five senses sound, sight, touch, smell,
Speaker 8: and taste. According to signience, what is the strongest?
Speaker 1: Interesting? Well, yeah, I'm gonna say eyesight is out for me, definitely.
Speaker 1: I need aids for that. I don't feel like hearing
Speaker 1: is very good either. You know how many people are
Speaker 1: saying what constantly?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: What do you say? Dogs? Never say that dogs is here?
Speaker 4: They just smell.
Speaker 3: They smell.
Speaker 12: God.
Speaker 1: But those taste buds. I am so good at tasting
Speaker 1: things Brook, I'm gonna go. No, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 8: Taste Brook went with taste that is direct, according to science,
Speaker 8: is actually sight. Humans tend to rely on eyesight more
Speaker 8: than any of the other four senses sciences. We're over
Speaker 8: to so far out of five Jose, your turn. The
Speaker 8: Pentagon is a famous five sided building. You have five
Speaker 8: seconds to tell me something else in the world that
Speaker 8: is five sided.
Speaker 5: Go four, three, two.
Speaker 13: One.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I just gave up time ran out. I
Speaker 8: won't have accepted home plate yes, school crossing signs uh
Speaker 8: sections on a soccer ball. Maybe pentagrams for our Satanists
Speaker 8: out there, Jeffrey, we've gotten three wrongs so far. I
Speaker 8: think if you get it wrong, then I'm gonna choose
Speaker 8: to get shocked anyway.
Speaker 1: It couldn't these questions be about tacos and tequila.
Speaker 8: Those are not five sided, Jeffrey. There was a famous
Speaker 8: burger chain called five Guys, with thousands of locations around
Speaker 8: the US.
Speaker 7: True or false?
Speaker 8: Was it started by five guys?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 2: Well, the last time that I hung out with five guys,
Speaker 2: we definitely were not coming up with fun restaurant ideas.
Speaker 8: But there were peanuts all over the floor.
Speaker 5: Yes, and a lot of talk about meat between mean buns.
Speaker 2: But I think it's just too obvious that like five
Speaker 2: guys made it.
Speaker 1: You don't think it's like five brothers that I've started.
Speaker 1: I always thought it was brothers, but maybe they wasn't
Speaker 1: all five. Maybe it was like a dad, and I
Speaker 1: just thought it was a family business for some reason.
Speaker 5: I think that's what they want you to think so
Speaker 5: that it sounds wholesome.
Speaker 2: But really it's just one billionaire guy that's like taking
Speaker 2: all the money.
Speaker 1: We're okay, spending thirty dollars on a burger.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say it's not five guys started. You said false, false,
Speaker 5: Jeffrey said false.
Speaker 7: That is that's correct.
Speaker 5: Jeffrey was founded.
Speaker 8: By a husband and wife who named it after his
Speaker 8: five sons, who helped manage the franchises to this day.
Speaker 5: It's a family business.
Speaker 8: Now, Okay, that means Jeffrey's one Today's edition of plenty
Speaker 8: of twenty.
Speaker 2: Since I got the only answer, right, I get to
Speaker 2: choose who gets shocked, congratulations, and I'm gonna go. Let's see,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be superman. It's not easy. By five for fighting?
Speaker 1: Five?
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, and I'm gonna give it to Jose on
Speaker 5: this one.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 1: I remember I was at a hockey game and they
Speaker 1: called five for fighting. I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 6: That band that like a penalty.
Speaker 1: It's in a penalty box for fighting. And that's why
Speaker 1: they named the band five.
Speaker 2: I thought it was like, your fists have five fingers
Speaker 2: for fighting with no no wonder that song?
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, well let's.
Speaker 4: Sing some five for fighting.
Speaker 1: I can't stand.
Speaker 14: I'm not that NAII.
Speaker 2: I wanted was a perfect spot on rendition of it.
Speaker 7: Shock you again, shock Collar question of the day.
Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Can you guys believe it's been twenty three years since
Speaker 2: Shrek hit theaters.
Speaker 1: That is insane, Alexis.
Speaker 5: I don't even think you were potty trained yet at
Speaker 5: that point.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't remember.
Speaker 6: To think about it.
Speaker 5: In the morning.
Speaker 2: Since then, multiple generations have seen and fallen in love
Speaker 2: with the film and all.
Speaker 5: Of its characters because it's such a great movie.
Speaker 2: And maybe some of you saw this, but there's a
Speaker 2: YouTuber who's been dubbed the movie Detective of the Internet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he recently made a video doing a deep dive
Speaker 2: on Shrek and found one particularly disturbing detail.
Speaker 1: You will never see it.
Speaker 2: It's from the beginning of the movie where you see
Speaker 2: the Bear family from Goldilocks and cages after being captured
Speaker 2: by Lord Farquad's soldiers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, can you picture that they're.
Speaker 5: All sitting in their cages.
Speaker 2: And then later you see Papa Bear and Baby Bear
Speaker 2: over at Shrek Swamp crying without Mama Bear anywhere around.
Speaker 1: It gets worse, Jose, I think you need to sit down.
Speaker 5: Here comes the creepy part.
Speaker 2: Later, there's a scene inside far Quad's castle where just
Speaker 2: for a second you see a bear skin rug on
Speaker 2: the floor with a pink bow on it that looks
Speaker 2: exactly like Mama Bear.
Speaker 1: I know the signature bow. Like, why are they going
Speaker 1: to leave that on? Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: I mean, the detail that they put into this story,
Speaker 2: it's just amazing.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just one of the animators has some deep
Speaker 1: seed at trauma that he decided to live out while
Speaker 1: he was making track.
Speaker 15: Usually they're like, I put a photo of my kid
Speaker 15: hidden in one of the things.
Speaker 4: Yes, but not this.
Speaker 2: That easter egg is changing the way that people look
Speaker 2: at the movie.
Speaker 1: Is Peter about to strike.
Speaker 2: Brook Let's ruin your children's innocence and call them in
Speaker 2: the next segment to tell them what happened to Mama Bear.
Speaker 16: Oh, unfortunately, I think they know pretty honest in our family, Jeff,
Speaker 16: they're animals.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, it would have been better if Mama
Speaker 5: Bear got hit by a sixteen year That would have
Speaker 5: been hilarious.
Speaker 1: Hopefully they just use Smallma's bear's meat for good. Okay,
Speaker 1: don't want to waste the animal.
Speaker 5: That's fine.
Speaker 2: If we're not going to ruin brooks children's childhoods we'll
Speaker 2: just do laser stories right after this. It's the radio
Speaker 2: segment that's changing the way we sleep with pillow pants,
Speaker 2: fashionable pants with built in inflatable cushions, so you can
Speaker 2: lie down and take a nap anytime, anywhere in total comfort.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my legs are so comfortable, but my head not.
Speaker 2: Just finally catch some shut eye during your child's school
Speaker 2: play with Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird
Speaker 2: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 2: except we've got a laser and those other snooze jockeys
Speaker 2: just don't. This first laser story is out of Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: Fifty one year old's Catholic priest named Lawrence Kozak is
Speaker 2: in a little bit of hot water. And it all
Speaker 2: started and an accountant at the church discovered an astronomical
Speaker 2: amount of Apple transactions on the church's credit card statements.
Speaker 5: Apparently you're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Upon closer examination, it was found the priest had used
Speaker 2: church funds to purchase power ups in mobile games like
Speaker 2: Mario Kart Tour and Candy Crush.
Speaker 1: Was he like a thirteen year old boy with his
Speaker 1: mom's credit card?
Speaker 2: Apparently it wasn't just a one or two week thing.
Speaker 2: He'd been doing it for three years and racked up
Speaker 2: over forty thousand dollars in charges.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Anyboddy wondering how they missed that in
Speaker 1: the yearly budget.
Speaker 4: But what, I don't know if they have great accountants
Speaker 4: around there.
Speaker 2: When the police first talked to Lawrence, he admitted to
Speaker 2: having a mobile game addiction, and he denied that he
Speaker 2: intentionally used the church's funds, but later changed his story
Speaker 2: to say it's possible he accidentally did it because he
Speaker 2: wasn't a details guy. Yeah, yeah, what do you mean,
Speaker 2: I'm getting arrested for tax evasion?
Speaker 1: I'm just a guy.
Speaker 2: Since the stories come out, Lawrence has been removed from
Speaker 2: his position with the church. Yeah, and it's facing theft
Speaker 2: related charges. He's currently out on bond after posting two
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty.
Speaker 5: Thousand dollars bail.
Speaker 2: We're assuming he didn't use the church funds for that too,
Speaker 2: but honestly, who knows.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure priests have huge retirements.
Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of Home, Sweet Home HQ.
Speaker 2: If the skittles taste the rainbow ad campaign lives rent
Speaker 2: free in your head. Now you can live rent free
Speaker 2: in a Skittles rainbow room.
Speaker 4: I'm confusion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I say that because the candy companies announced a
Speaker 2: new promotion where they're offering one person the chance to
Speaker 2: live in a tiny Manhattan Skittles themed department for free
Speaker 2: for an entire year.
Speaker 13: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it isn't just any apartment. It's super colorful.
Speaker 4: It's so cute, super cool.
Speaker 5: I'm showing pictures to my co host right now.
Speaker 1: All papers, clouds, the cabinets are all different color.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll put the photos up on the Brook and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey insta stories. But if you're trying to visualize it,
Speaker 2: one person online said, it looks like the kind of
Speaker 2: place you could imagine a divorced, middle aged Ronald McDonald.
Speaker 5: Moving into it.
Speaker 1: I love it so much.
Speaker 17: I know it.
Speaker 2: Reminds me of like a nineties children's TV set.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just all colors.
Speaker 1: And shapes, and it's free, three for a year.
Speaker 5: For a whole year. Here's the specifics.
Speaker 2: It's a three hundred and fifty three square foot apartment
Speaker 2: with one bathroom, not far from Midtown Manhattan and also not.
Speaker 1: Far from your bed.
Speaker 2: If that is well, even at that size, a year
Speaker 2: free of rent is huge for this location. The building
Speaker 2: also offers a fitness center, a roof deck, an outdoor grill,
Speaker 2: laundry room, and bike storage.
Speaker 1: Do they spit a kitchen in three hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: three square feet? Is that in there too?
Speaker 3: Because?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, okay, okay, yeah, of course.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of skittles decore. So if you have
Speaker 5: a sugar habit and.
Speaker 2: Are easily tempted, it could be a little too intense
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 4: It's diabetic.
Speaker 2: You can enter for a chance to win now through
Speaker 2: May twenty first again. Details can be found in the
Speaker 2: links that we're gonna post on our Insta stories at
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1: They got to get it up there before they're banned
Speaker 1: another state.
Speaker 5: This next Lazer stories out of Food News.
Speaker 7: Yay.
Speaker 2: If you're thinking about raining in your diet before summer,
Speaker 2: this could be the nudge you need. Because May is
Speaker 2: National Salad Month.
Speaker 7: How real May for the salads?
Speaker 2: A new poll ask people for the strangest things they
Speaker 2: like to put in their salads.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, listen, people do with anything.
Speaker 5: People got real creative with some of their answers.
Speaker 2: Some of the top weird ones were banana, peanut butter, popcorn, marshmallows, meatballs,
Speaker 2: beef jerky, and hot dogs.
Speaker 1: So I think that the sound's supposed to be healthy, y'all, marshmallow,
Speaker 1: hot dog marsh.
Speaker 2: Overall, the number one salad topping is cheese, followed by tomatoes, bacony, croutons.
Speaker 5: And cucumbers.
Speaker 4: Cucumbers are fresh, limon.
Speaker 2: Remember, salads are not automatically healthy. It really depends on
Speaker 2: what you put in and on them.
Speaker 1: Your description sounds like we can just eat a bowl
Speaker 1: of caeso and as long as it's got a.
Speaker 5: Garnish on it, chocolate pudding, chocolate sad. See there's a
Speaker 5: leaf on it.
Speaker 2: The most popular dressing is ranch, followed by Italian and caesar.
Speaker 2: Now it's for the actual greens. The most popular bass
Speaker 2: is romaine. If you're just not feeling salads at all,
Speaker 2: there's this May is also national Hamburger months.
Speaker 1: Ah okay, I mean he's got letus on it, doesn't that.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a separate in between buns. This next Lazer
Speaker 2: stories out of Holiday Headquarters. Recently, it was World Password Day,
Speaker 2: when we're supposed to update our passwords and make sure
Speaker 2: they're secure.
Speaker 5: I hate that, yeah, because like you log in.
Speaker 4: So it forces me to change it everything.
Speaker 7: You forget time.
Speaker 1: I can never remember.
Speaker 2: The most common in the US last year were one, two, three, four,
Speaker 2: five six.
Speaker 1: I'm all, I'm not even kidding. I'm about there. I'm
Speaker 1: about just back to that because I'm so frustrated with
Speaker 1: not ever being able to remember.
Speaker 4: Is that where people go and they give up?
Speaker 1: I think that's what I just realized.
Speaker 5: Here's some other popular ones.
Speaker 2: Password that's a popular one admin, one two, three four.
Speaker 7: And unknown unknown.
Speaker 5: They write in the unknown is the password.
Speaker 4: So I'm such an idiot.
Speaker 2: I go, wow, that was a smart looking up the
Speaker 2: both common ones. Basically none of those are going to
Speaker 2: be secure, so don't pick those.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: A company called Hive.
Speaker 2: Systems puts out a graphic showing how long it would
Speaker 2: take hackers to crack your password, depending on how long
Speaker 2: and complex it is, and basic passwords that use just numbers, yeah,
Speaker 2: can pretty much be cracked instantly.
Speaker 5: Now, okay, even a nine digit number would only take
Speaker 5: them six minutes.
Speaker 1: That's why the two method verification where they show up
Speaker 1: at your door and they ask you if you will
Speaker 1: numbers that or not.
Speaker 2: Well, things get a lot more secure as soon as
Speaker 2: you mix upper and lowercase letters in there, and special
Speaker 2: symbols like exclamation points.
Speaker 5: Help a lot too.
Speaker 2: If you add all those things along with numbers, a
Speaker 2: nine character password would take at least four hundred and
Speaker 2: seventy nine years to crack. I'm secure, Or if you
Speaker 2: really want to be safe, make it eighteen characters.
Speaker 1: Oh, get out of here.
Speaker 5: That would take nineteen quintillion.
Speaker 1: Years to type it in to break.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's the advice I gave this guy because
Speaker 2: his password keeps getting hacked, he refuses.
Speaker 6: To change it.
Speaker 5: Nine six nine, A few exclamation points.
Speaker 1: When we started with a nine, I thought that was tricky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how means Laser Stories has come to an
Speaker 2: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time
Speaker 2: on Monday.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's a special holiday where, if you're doing it right,
Speaker 2: you can barely stand, hardly think, and struggle to get
Speaker 2: out one coherent.
Speaker 7: Sentence with Hey, how you do it?
Speaker 5: That's a good man.
Speaker 2: That level of brain power is just enough to play
Speaker 2: another holiday.
Speaker 5: Edition, ruffin Round. It's music trivia with a dash of
Speaker 5: salt and a slice of lime.
Speaker 13: To go with it.
Speaker 5: We're all gonna play coming up right after this.
Speaker 2: Why am I playing this music right now? For all
Speaker 2: you hip hop aficionados. This song is by Houdini. It's
Speaker 2: called five Minutes of Funk, five being the key word
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 5: Cause we're celebrating Cinco de.
Speaker 10: Maya with our favorite game, riff Around, Riffing around, the
Speaker 10: seemingly simple game where I play.
Speaker 2: The instrumental of a very popular song and my co
Speaker 2: hosts just have to name the tune without giving attitude
Speaker 2: to the handsome and charming.
Speaker 1: Host of guy does win or a loser get tequila shots? Hey, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: did you want come prepared? Sign it for tacos.
Speaker 4: Over many tacos or something?
Speaker 7: In honor of Sinco.
Speaker 2: Every single song today you hear should have the number
Speaker 2: five somewhere in the title or maybe in the artist.
Speaker 2: We're gonna start things off with our resident five year
Speaker 2: old Alexis.
Speaker 5: Name this tune, Oh Momo number five? Where it is?
Speaker 2: Alexis jumps into the lead with one correct.
Speaker 4: She's had breakfast tequila shops already.
Speaker 2: Remember your motto, it's five o'clock somewhere and name this tune?
Speaker 2: What and if you could name it within the next
Speaker 2: ten seconds, that would be great.
Speaker 1: Yeah what.
Speaker 2: No, Jose, the name of the theme song the HAWAII'SI
Speaker 2: the theme.
Speaker 8: Song to Hawaii.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, I got a seal latinos everywhere. We'll
Speaker 2: finally respect you now, Jose, if you can actually name
Speaker 2: this song, remember somewhere in the title or the artist,
Speaker 2: brook is freaking out.
Speaker 5: I need to guess, Jose.
Speaker 4: It sounds old summer timbling goes in.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say the good old fifty opinion.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's Dolly Parton working nine to five.
Speaker 5: Nine to five by Dolly Parton.
Speaker 2: Wow, we're all even as we headed around two playing
Speaker 2: riffing around Cinco de Mayo version where the number five
Speaker 2: shows up somewhere in the title or in the artist's name. Okay,
Speaker 2: so Alexis, count on your fingers. If you need help
Speaker 2: with this, man, you drop this Cinco di Drinco classic.
Speaker 1: Oh and that it's just Casino that does not five
Speaker 1: in it?
Speaker 7: Was it?
Speaker 1: No, that's not I thought it's jes Posino.
Speaker 2: That's not Chico by Lewis Fonsi, because in Spanish that
Speaker 2: translates to five.
Speaker 1: What cinco is five?
Speaker 5: You know what, chat GPT screwed that one up.
Speaker 11: Chat GPT gets.
Speaker 5: That second point on the board. Can't trust that chat GPT.
Speaker 2: We're on the Brook, Brook you normally take your clothes
Speaker 2: off to this song, but right now we're.
Speaker 5: Begging you to keep them on and just name it.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Oh uh walk five hundred miles.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be by the proclaimers. Brook. You tied it
Speaker 5: up to correct.
Speaker 2: Two for alexis one for Jose, But Jose you get
Speaker 2: to tie it to. This is an old one, but
Speaker 2: it's been in a ton of movies and there's five
Speaker 2: somewhere in it.
Speaker 7: Name it.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's not your turn, Brooks.
Speaker 7: Don't make me take a point away from you.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's my Brook knows it. I don't know.
Speaker 5: We're gonna pass.
Speaker 13: You steal it.
Speaker 1: I don't know it. I don't know five o'clock.
Speaker 5: That was a decent guest. I think it's Jenny's number.
Speaker 1: But eight six seven five three oh nine six.
Speaker 2: Seven three nine need to come out with five songs.
Speaker 5: Brooke jumps into the lead.
Speaker 2: Correct, And if you guys are watching the video, she's
Speaker 2: physically jumping, yes, very excited.
Speaker 5: Here's where we're at.
Speaker 2: Brooke is in the lead with three, Alexis has two,
Speaker 2: Jose has one, Chat GPT has negative.
Speaker 5: Come on Jeck Chat GPT riffing around Sinko de mio.
Speaker 2: The magic number is five because it's somewhere in the
Speaker 2: song title or the artist's name. And Alexis, all of
Speaker 2: our male listeners have volunteered to give you a low
Speaker 2: five if you can name this too.
Speaker 5: No, I'm disappointed.
Speaker 1: All you gotta do is work work.
Speaker 7: Negative points for trying to jump in.
Speaker 1: How does work?
Speaker 2: That's right that she didn't say the name of the song, like, okay, wow, I'm.
Speaker 4: Just gonna give him all of it.
Speaker 1: And I thought it was my turn.
Speaker 4: I didn't know we could just ask questions the whole time.
Speaker 5: Right, it's a name the segment, it's not five questions.
Speaker 5: Let's go on to brook Brook.
Speaker 2: You should get this one right, even though it's forty
Speaker 2: years past your generation.
Speaker 7: Go I got five on it. I got five hard.
Speaker 5: That was way too weaks and that's another classic.
Speaker 4: That's what makes me feel old.
Speaker 5: And so Brook now is in the lead with four. Correct.
Speaker 1: My husband still doesn't understand what that song's about.
Speaker 2: He's so dirky Jose you have one point, but you
Speaker 2: can use your five finger discount and steal the victory.
Speaker 5: Amazing if you can name this song.
Speaker 4: It's your birthday.
Speaker 7: That's not the name of the song.
Speaker 5: Give it to Alexis. Can you steal it?
Speaker 14: Give it to you?
Speaker 1: Don't want to get into bad I thought it was like.
Speaker 5: Who's it by.
Speaker 18: Club Alexis the winner of ripping around Sinko to Mio.
Speaker 7: You're five seconds of fame starts right now.
Speaker 6: I don't want that, I want.
Speaker 7: And that's it famous.
Speaker 2: That was ripping around Cinco demo on jeff the five
Speaker 2: Finger Phantom Devo. Your photap is coming.
Speaker 3: Up next week, Brooking Jeffrey. In the morning, we got.
Speaker 2: An email from a listener who says one of her
Speaker 2: good guy friends has been struggling big time in the
Speaker 2: dating arena. He's tried apps and blind dates, but nothing
Speaker 2: is working. So she convinced him to apply to a
Speaker 2: personalized matchmaking service. Just sent in his application. It's a
Speaker 2: little bit pricey, but I think well worth it, especially
Speaker 2: once he meets his matchmaking sense.
Speaker 5: That would be Brooke.
Speaker 14: Go.
Speaker 2: She gets right down to business in your phone tab
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this Brent du.
Speaker 13: Yeah it is. Who is this?
Speaker 1: My name is Jenna Rossady from Matchmaker's USA. We received
Speaker 1: your online application to join our program. Oh hi, Hi,
Speaker 1: So I'm just curious off the bat, what made you apply?
Speaker 14: Well, I've I've been single for a while and I've
Speaker 14: tried some of the apps and nothing's working. Yeah, so
Speaker 14: I talked to my friend and they recommended your service,
Speaker 14: and I thought maybe you can help me.
Speaker 1: You know what, Brent, I'm going to stop you right
Speaker 1: there and say, I do you see what you're doing?
Speaker 1: And I'm taken.
Speaker 13: I'm not sure I understand.
Speaker 1: You know what you're doing.
Speaker 13: I do.
Speaker 1: Your profile reads like you're kind of a dud, but
Speaker 1: much more than that, aren't you?
Speaker 13: My profile seemed like I was a dud. I worked
Speaker 13: very hard on that.
Speaker 1: Actually, look, you're not the first man or woman for
Speaker 1: that matter, that's heard this voice and immediately try to
Speaker 1: run game on me.
Speaker 14: I'm a little confused.
Speaker 1: Are you single? No, I've already told you. But if
Speaker 1: you're doing this job a long time, so I know
Speaker 1: when I'm about to be propositioned, and I will say
Speaker 1: I'm flattered.
Speaker 14: There must be some kind of misunderstanding, ma'am.
Speaker 13: I don't think that's what's going on here.
Speaker 1: I understood completely. You were curious to know what I
Speaker 1: looked like in a neglige what and you're never gonna
Speaker 1: know that because, like I said, I'm in a relationship
Speaker 1: with myself. I realized the best person for me was mere.
Speaker 13: Single or you're not single?
Speaker 1: Oh, you love to pry. It's just like emotionally, physically, intimately, experimentally,
Speaker 1: it's all about me.
Speaker 13: That sounds very exciting.
Speaker 1: You are right, it's called soloonogamy.
Speaker 13: I've never heard of sologamy.
Speaker 1: Well enough about me though, right, let's get back to you.
Speaker 1: So I ran your profile through our algorithm and we
Speaker 1: did find a match. Oh yeah, yeah, she checked all
Speaker 1: your boxes and I think you are going to be
Speaker 1: so pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 14: Wow, that's wonderful. Actually, I didn't expect that to happen
Speaker 14: so quickly.
Speaker 13: Can you tell me anything about her?
Speaker 1: Oh? I sure can. It's me. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 13: That is shocking?
Speaker 9: Ya?
Speaker 14: Don't you work at the matchmaking agency?
Speaker 1: I do, but that doesn't preclude me from seeing others.
Speaker 1: What am I going to do? Be left out of
Speaker 1: the fun.
Speaker 14: He just told me that you're sol anogamous and that
Speaker 14: you're in a relationship with yourself.
Speaker 1: Well that's true, but I'm just not going to tell
Speaker 1: myself what I'm doing. What I don't know doesn't hurt me.
Speaker 13: I'm so confused.
Speaker 1: Well, the only question I have for you is this Friday?
Speaker 1: What should I wear? Or what shouldn't I wear?
Speaker 14: Uh? So I signed up for a matchmaking service and
Speaker 14: then you you told me that I was hitting on you.
Speaker 14: But then you said that you're dating yourself. And then
Speaker 14: you said that we matched and that you're cheating on.
Speaker 13: Yourself and we're going to go out on Friday.
Speaker 1: Don't use that word. It's so naughty. I don't want
Speaker 1: myself to know. Remember, So, where are you taking me?
Speaker 13: Well? I guess we could go for tacos and margaritas.
Speaker 1: I can't let this go on any longer. I have
Speaker 1: to tell you it's a prank phone call.
Speaker 13: What what? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: This is actually broke for the radio show Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Amy said you'd fall for that. She's the one that
Speaker 1: set you.
Speaker 13: Up for this, that it was so weird and uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Whatever I heard jealousy in your voice.
Speaker 13: You heard that it should have been should have been fear.
Speaker 3: Wake up every morning was fu taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 3: the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Why is it best friends always make the worst matchmaking
Speaker 2: decisions when they're trying.
Speaker 1: To set you up.
Speaker 2: Amen, They're like, what, he's a great guy, he's just
Speaker 2: got a weird roommate that he's quote unquote legally married
Speaker 2: to with several children.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, my god, for you, Yes, it's perfect for you.
Speaker 1: You guys would be so cute, all right.
Speaker 4: Get Oh she's super annoying. Her laugh is so obnock,
Speaker 4: just like your Do you imagine us.
Speaker 5: Together in an Oh?
Speaker 1: My god.
Speaker 2: One of our listeners had the shock of a lifetime
Speaker 2: when her friend tried to set her up on a
Speaker 2: date at the last minute, and as she walked into
Speaker 2: the bar that night, she knew immediately there had been
Speaker 2: a terrible will misunderstanding. Still though, she gave it her
Speaker 2: best shot, and you're gonna hear what happened in a
Speaker 2: brand new second.
Speaker 7: Date update right after this Second Date up dated.
Speaker 2: If someone sets you up on a blind date, what
Speaker 2: are the worst possible case scenarios that could come of it,
Speaker 2: Like in the first five minutes they ask for a
Speaker 2: job interview at your company.
Speaker 5: I don't know you would like that.
Speaker 1: I mean I thought of worse things in my head
Speaker 1: than that.
Speaker 4: I didn't even get you, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, driving the getaway car and they do the bank heist.
Speaker 5: I mean they let's say they were really hot.
Speaker 1: I mean the fast driver.
Speaker 6: Okay, that's exciting.
Speaker 2: Maybe you realize halfway through dinner your date is just
Speaker 2: three children standing on top of each other in a
Speaker 2: trench coat.
Speaker 4: It happens more than you think. Hey, you guys want
Speaker 4: to go play Fortnite?
Speaker 5: Yeah, best case scenario for Jose.
Speaker 2: But one of our listeners, Janelle, said she had the
Speaker 2: worst possible thing happened after she was set up on
Speaker 2: a date by her friends.
Speaker 1: To us today, Wait, you know worse than the three
Speaker 1: children I stacked on top of each other.
Speaker 17: It's so much worse than.
Speaker 5: That children, five toddlers, baby duty.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna stop being at your page.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's stop guessing. Why don't you tell us the story.
Speaker 2: You said a friend set you up on a blind date.
Speaker 17: Yeah, so one of my friends at work. She was
Speaker 17: a happy hour and there's this two guy. Okay, she's
Speaker 17: sting there and she wanted me to hang out.
Speaker 1: Like a waiter at the happy hour place? Is that
Speaker 1: what you're saying?
Speaker 17: No, he hangs out there, uh Brook.
Speaker 5: Her biggest fantasy is like making away with one of
Speaker 5: the staff with the help.
Speaker 1: Fantasy or reality job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, who was she trying to set you up
Speaker 2: with this guy named David?
Speaker 17: She's like, he's a real cutie, so why don't you
Speaker 17: come up here and try your hands?
Speaker 1: Okay, this is.
Speaker 2: Like a spontaneous date that she set up while she
Speaker 2: was out somewhere already.
Speaker 12: Yes, So I get up there and one got cute,
Speaker 12: of course, and we get there and it's.
Speaker 17: Not busy at all. So once I walk inside.
Speaker 9: The door, I immediately lock eyes with It's gotta be David.
Speaker 17: And guess what what I know David already because he
Speaker 17: has experiment three years ago. Okay, it didn't work out.
Speaker 1: So she knows your type because it is your type
Speaker 1: because you've dated him before.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh no, is that good or bad?
Speaker 13: Awkward?
Speaker 17: Because he kind of just disappeared on me.
Speaker 1: Three years ago.
Speaker 17: He texted me like and just you know, give my
Speaker 17: walking papers be it text.
Speaker 4: Goodbye, we're done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at least he messaged you. A lot of guys
Speaker 2: wouldn't even have need to do that.
Speaker 1: I love how that's still a positive. Like how long
Speaker 1: did you guys hang out for three years ago?
Speaker 17: Just for a few months? It wasn't long at all,
Speaker 17: but kind of by you know, wow, my.
Speaker 2: God, So how did your friends find out that this
Speaker 2: was your ex?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 17: I just kind of blurted it out. I was like,
Speaker 17: I dted him before.
Speaker 1: Oh what did they say?
Speaker 17: Everybody was just embarrassed for me and the baby was.
Speaker 17: He kind of pulled me to the side, and he's apologetic.
Speaker 17: He said he wanted to explain to me the reason,
Speaker 17: but I didn't want to explanation.
Speaker 1: Like about why he kind of.
Speaker 5: Goes to do Maybe there was a good explanation.
Speaker 17: Was well, kind of just let me know that he
Speaker 17: wasn't ready for what I was looking for at that time.
Speaker 2: He was busy studying to be a doctor to say
Speaker 2: babies lives.
Speaker 5: Was something worse than that?
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, I think he had other ideas of what
Speaker 1: he wanted to do with his time or who.
Speaker 5: Probably must don't lie about that stuff.
Speaker 1: But did he do the thing where he comes crawling
Speaker 1: back because now he's seeing that there isn't anything better
Speaker 1: in the dating world.
Speaker 5: I can't say that, but what I can say is,
Speaker 5: after a few drinks we talked about making out.
Speaker 17: I mean talk.
Speaker 5: About making out.
Speaker 1: Who brought that up? I did?
Speaker 17: He was kind of one of my best makeout partners.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's totally disappointed that it was David when
Speaker 1: you showed up to the bars.
Speaker 2: You can make out, though, but you've gone from like
Speaker 2: I cannot believe I got set up with this horrible
Speaker 2: x of mind to talking about you're the best makeout
Speaker 2: I've ever had to.
Speaker 6: Call him again.
Speaker 15: Isn't it funny how life is?
Speaker 1: What happened that night?
Speaker 17: Yeah, well, guys, I'm going to shock you with this one.
Speaker 5: We made out. You don't say.
Speaker 1: You went back to his place? No?
Speaker 17: No, no, he fits me home in an uber like
Speaker 17: I was on cloud night?
Speaker 1: Did you want the uber?
Speaker 3: Was he like?
Speaker 1: See she's getting I thought this was your talk.
Speaker 5: Stop asking to make out with me and go home.
Speaker 4: That's a good point. We're saying, congrats. Did you want
Speaker 4: to leave with him or no?
Speaker 17: Of course I wanted to leave with him.
Speaker 5: Okay, but he was trying to be responsible.
Speaker 1: Did you really think at the end of the night
Speaker 1: you would hear from him again?
Speaker 6: I was hop Okay, you were.
Speaker 17: People, you know.
Speaker 5: Have you tried to contact him after that night happened?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How many times? And at what time of day?
Speaker 17: Whole history has a repeat hisself?
Speaker 1: Apparently I didn't learn my lessons because he's not responding again.
Speaker 1: Back to this, And why do you think us calling
Speaker 1: him is going to make a difference, because we're not
Speaker 1: her Brot'll be honest, like, I'll learned something from this.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're still willing to give this guy a chance
Speaker 2: after he ditched you not once, but twice, or this.
Speaker 4: Will end the cycle?
Speaker 1: Yes, that toxic?
Speaker 5: No, don't trust the gen Z on what's toxic?
Speaker 1: And nine about gen Zer, But don't trust Alexis.
Speaker 4: She just takes it four boys before we started.
Speaker 5: But you know what, we're gonna try this. We're gonna
Speaker 5: do this for you, Janelle.
Speaker 2: We're gonna call David, who's technically one of your exes,
Speaker 2: and see if he's willing to give it another shot
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 1: I hope he remember to what's happening.
Speaker 5: We're doing it with our second date. Update right after
Speaker 5: this hold on second date update if.
Speaker 2: You're just joining us, this is definitely an unusual one
Speaker 2: for second date because we're kind of reaching out to
Speaker 2: Janelle's ex boyfriend David.
Speaker 1: I don't like there's a kind of about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the return of the Dave because they did
Speaker 2: it didn't three years ago when he suddenly ditched her
Speaker 2: over text message.
Speaker 5: So fast forward to today.
Speaker 2: At a random happy hour, they accidentally got set up
Speaker 2: on a blind date, which of course was very awkward
Speaker 2: when it first started, but after an apology and a
Speaker 2: lot of drinks, they were in a much better place. Yes,
Speaker 2: even ended up making out again that night, which.
Speaker 1: I mean, your ex is at a bar. Who isn't
Speaker 1: gonna make out with him? It's how you say hi?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now Dave is being shady once again, shocking, so
Speaker 2: we need to call him and figure out once and
Speaker 2: for all what's going on?
Speaker 5: Brooke, what are your thoughts on this situation?
Speaker 1: I just think you know already what's going on, But
Speaker 1: I get it, like it's the chase, It's why doesn't
Speaker 1: he want you?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: That is totally understandable.
Speaker 17: I'll member now unless I a how about that?
Speaker 5: Okay? Well, the two times that he told you.
Speaker 1: Know, she wants an answer that he hasn't given her yet.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, okay, maybe a radio show calling will help
Speaker 2: give him some clarity and realize that you're the one
Speaker 2: for him.
Speaker 1: What Okay, I still think there's something there. You're hoping
Speaker 1: he grew up?
Speaker 2: Okay, the dating world has really messed you up? All right, Well,
Speaker 2: you know what, there's some optimism in the room. Let's
Speaker 2: give David a call, see if he answers. I'm down
Speaker 2: the number right now. Hello, Hey, we're looking to talk
Speaker 2: to David. Yeah, hey, David.
Speaker 5: Brace yourself because you're on the radio right now.
Speaker 1: Hey, David, welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: What is allowed allowed?
Speaker 4: That's required, it's part of our show.
Speaker 5: As long as I tell you that you're on the radio,
Speaker 5: then it's legal.
Speaker 1: Not funny, very easy, Yeah, okay with them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll beep stuff if you swear.
Speaker 2: This is a segment that we do call the second
Speaker 2: Date Update, where we try to help one of our
Speaker 2: listeners reconnect with somebody that they had like a romantic
Speaker 2: spark with. Okay, okay, and this is a woman that
Speaker 2: you actually have a lot of history with, but you
Speaker 2: met up with her again recently at a happy hour
Speaker 2: named Janelle.
Speaker 13: Oh what does she want?
Speaker 1: Oh so that was like, what does she want? I'm
Speaker 1: so excited.
Speaker 2: I mean the short answer is like, what she wants
Speaker 2: is to see you again.
Speaker 12: Oh no, yeah, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, were you excited to see Janelle when she
Speaker 1: walked into the bar?
Speaker 12: No, that was super awkward.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 2: In her defense, she was like, oh no, I've dated him,
Speaker 2: and it was like it.
Speaker 4: Was awkward for her too.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: It was awkward for the people in the room too,
Speaker 2: when they all found out that you guys had been
Speaker 2: together before.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So yeah, okay, I mean totally understandable. But Janelle said
Speaker 2: that after you guys hung out for a little bit,
Speaker 2: after you had a few drinks, things seemed to settle
Speaker 2: in more.
Speaker 5: And you even apologize to her.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I mean, like, I don't like that I
Speaker 12: semi ghosted her. It's not like who I am, you know, I.
Speaker 13: Don't mean to do that.
Speaker 1: It's kind of what you're doing again, because.
Speaker 5: Well, he doesn't like that he's doing it again. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it just doesn't make him feel good, but he will
Speaker 5: do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I mean, like, look, I know I told her I
Speaker 12: had grown, but like, I don't want to date.
Speaker 1: Wait, you don't want to date or you don't want
Speaker 1: to date her.
Speaker 13: Just in general honestly.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I mean she I know she wants to
Speaker 12: like settle down and have kids, and like we talked
Speaker 12: about that, but I don't. I don't want to do that.
Speaker 12: I don't I want to be single. I don't want
Speaker 12: to disappoint her or anything.
Speaker 1: I think that is like such a hard thing for
Speaker 1: women to accept. And I don't like I think that
Speaker 1: you're totally valid for saying that, but like so many
Speaker 1: times and could be like, well, but if you.
Speaker 12: Do it with me, I can see us having plans
Speaker 12: on a Friday night and then a buddy calls me
Speaker 12: up and is like, hey, you want to go hang out,
Speaker 12: And honest to god, I would ditch her.
Speaker 17: It's an unfortunate circumstance.
Speaker 12: It's like I won't make her a priority.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's because it's mature that you know that,
Speaker 2: and you can like say that.
Speaker 1: But it's not mature that the.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't care, Like whatever judgment call you want
Speaker 12: to put on it, it's who I am and I
Speaker 12: admit it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody says who they are, you gotta believe.
Speaker 4: Them absolutely, at least you're saying it. Some people just ghost.
Speaker 4: Well he was doing was?
Speaker 12: I mean?
Speaker 17: I was going to I was going to text her,
Speaker 17: but honestly, that.
Speaker 1: Classic text love that thing.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to ruin your plans to text her and
Speaker 2: ditch her, but we need to tell you she's actually
Speaker 2: on the phone right now. She's wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 5: Different energy than I thought.
Speaker 2: Hi, how are you Jane Janel?
Speaker 5: You heard what he was saying.
Speaker 6: Right, yeah?
Speaker 17: I mean, but what could be so bad? David? Like me?
Speaker 13: Wait?
Speaker 6: Wait, are you not listening to him?
Speaker 17: I mean, if you wanted to hang out with your
Speaker 17: friends while we were hanging out, all you have to
Speaker 17: do is say so you can do that?
Speaker 6: Oh God, do.
Speaker 17: Seriously?
Speaker 5: Like you don't mean that?
Speaker 17: Yes, it will be no issue.
Speaker 1: No, this is like I'm a cool girl, walk all
Speaker 1: over me, Like, you don't do that.
Speaker 17: I'm trying to be understanding.
Speaker 1: You don't have to be understanding with someone who will
Speaker 1: make you also a priority, yes, who respects you.
Speaker 12: I mean, and you want to be understanding. Understand that, Like,
Speaker 12: I don't want this?
Speaker 17: What exactly don't you want more.
Speaker 4: It's crazy.
Speaker 17: I don't know.
Speaker 12: You want to be in a serious relationship and I'm
Speaker 12: looking for a very much more casual thing.
Speaker 17: I don't think you get it. I have a lot
Speaker 17: of I can put on.
Speaker 1: That's a good spin. That's a good spin.
Speaker 12: Okay, Well, I don't know if you like who I am.
Speaker 5: I really don't.
Speaker 17: Oh what, You're an awesome person. What is there not
Speaker 17: to like about you? I don't want to do that though.
Speaker 13: I don't want to look.
Speaker 12: I buy my toenails and I eat them, all rightails,
Speaker 12: I eats, and I put the big ones.
Speaker 5: I keep the big ones in a little box. Oh god, But.
Speaker 1: The flexibility it takes to be able to do that.
Speaker 17: We'll just work on healthier coping mechanisms.
Speaker 6: Like that's all huhying to.
Speaker 4: Get rid of her.
Speaker 17: There's so many other things that you can chew on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I will.
Speaker 2: I feel like he's politely as possible, trying to steer
Speaker 2: you away from a bad situation.
Speaker 1: But I was, to her credit, I don't know. When
Speaker 1: we talked to her, she didn't say she wanted a
Speaker 1: big relationship with you. She literally said, I just want
Speaker 1: a couple more dates.
Speaker 17: Like yeah, no, I don't. I don't think you will
Speaker 17: eating baby or anything with you. I don't think you
Speaker 17: get me like I'm super lazy.
Speaker 12: Okay, like I pee in the backyard instead of going
Speaker 12: upstairs to go pee in the bathroom.
Speaker 8: Part of.
Speaker 17: Nothing wrong with that?
Speaker 1: What God, pick up your self respect, it's on the floor.
Speaker 17: I'm not a quitter. I am not a quitter. O.
Speaker 2: Janelle is still into this after the toe biting and
Speaker 2: the backyard defecating. We love to send you guys on
Speaker 2: another date that we would pay for.
Speaker 4: And he'll probably did you halfway through for his friends.
Speaker 2: I know the answer is yes from Janelle already, so
Speaker 2: we needed to get an answer from you, David, would
Speaker 2: you be willing to see her one more time?
Speaker 17: No? You know you're great, Seriously, you're it's not you
Speaker 17: with me.
Speaker 4: I just don't want classic.
Speaker 2: Well, Jane, I'm sorry, but it looks like we're not
Speaker 2: going to be able to set you up again with
Speaker 2: your ex boyfriend.
Speaker 4: That is the universal That's that's.
Speaker 5: The title of Janelle's entire dating life.
Speaker 3: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: Oh man, I have a lot of hope going did you?
Speaker 1: I mean, before we even called him, I didn't have hope.
Speaker 2: What rekindling an old relationship worked for j Lo and
Speaker 2: Ben affleck Fire. They look absolutely miserable whenever they're around
Speaker 2: each other, and both of their careers are tanking at
Speaker 2: an astronomical rate. Together, Jeffrey, but they found the Duncan
Speaker 2: Donuts commercial together broke.
Speaker 1: That is literally the only good thing that happened, and
Speaker 1: that was mostly because Matt Damon was I was just gonna.
Speaker 2: Say that they could have had their Matt Damon Duncan
Speaker 2: Donuts commercial moment.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately someone wasn't willing to give it a chance.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 1: What a stickler he is for his own ideal.
Speaker 4: So you lost me the analogy. So she needs to
Speaker 4: date Matt Damon.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we'll go with that conclusion.
Speaker 5: I think that's a good thing.
Speaker 2: Reach out to him next, and we can reach out
Speaker 2: to anybody that you want us to. You just have
Speaker 2: to call us and we'll call that person not calling
Speaker 2: you back and go check out all of our second
Speaker 2: dates wherever you get your podcast A.
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: You know, when I realized that's kind of disappointing. I've
Speaker 2: never been asked to sing the national anthem at any
Speaker 2: public event.
Speaker 5: Ever.
Speaker 1: Oh, you know, it's even sadder as I have and
Speaker 1: you haven't.
Speaker 7: Brooked it.
Speaker 5: What was it like a middle school soccer game?
Speaker 1: It was high school. It was a high school game.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you they didn't ever ask me back.
Speaker 7: But just the fact that you did it.
Speaker 5: I haven't been asked.
Speaker 2: At a baseball game or a middle school graduation, not
Speaker 2: even at my uncle's adult brisk.
Speaker 5: Standing there in silence, that's.
Speaker 4: A weird place to do the anthem.
Speaker 5: Well, you don't have some ceremony beforehand.
Speaker 13: I just I know.
Speaker 2: The only way I can make this happen is to
Speaker 2: put my voice in my body on tape and send
Speaker 2: it out to different venues all over the country.
Speaker 5: You say it like that, We're gonna do it.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get the camera's rolling because I want to
Speaker 2: sing the Star Spangled banner at next year's Florida Man Games.
Speaker 1: That is patriotic.
Speaker 5: That's my dream.
Speaker 2: We're gonna start getting there with my brand new song
Speaker 2: of the week that comes.
Speaker 5: Up right after this. It is time for my song
Speaker 5: of the week.
Speaker 2: And if you're watching a video right now, you might
Speaker 2: have a clue what I'm gonna be singing about here
Speaker 2: at Brook and Jeffrey on TikTok YouTube.
Speaker 5: It's Facebook like, followed and tag a friend.
Speaker 1: But I thought you're gonna sing about the road that
Speaker 1: you stole from whatever resort you were.
Speaker 5: Just it's gonna soften the inside.
Speaker 2: But look, if you can't see me, consider yourself lucky
Speaker 2: because you'd also be noticing brooking my giant light saber.
Speaker 2: Never seen one like this before, huh, Because I'm Jewish.
Speaker 5: That's when I don't have one thing to say to you.
Speaker 5: May the Fourth be with you.
Speaker 2: Because May the Fourth sure sounds a lot like May
Speaker 2: the Force. So whether you identify as a space invading
Speaker 2: villain or an intergalactic rebel hero, that's right.
Speaker 5: May fourth is Star Wars.
Speaker 1: Day, Yeah, which explains while you're wearing grogu ears.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought their Yoda years.
Speaker 1: Baby, that's that's baby yodas.
Speaker 16: Me not a big enough Star Wars all.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's like Yoda baby yoa.
Speaker 5: I mean this.
Speaker 2: Holiday is bigger than you even think. Hundreds of thousands
Speaker 2: of people all over the world. It's gonna be dressing
Speaker 2: up as their favorite characters from a galaxy far far, and.
Speaker 1: I am such a new fan.
Speaker 2: Brook never ever watched Star Wars until recently, and now
Speaker 2: you're all about it.
Speaker 1: My kids got it in. I've only seen the first
Speaker 1: three films. We're working our way up.
Speaker 5: Both are the best ones.
Speaker 1: I watched Mandalorian too. It's so awesome.
Speaker 2: Everybody is welcome in the Star Wars universe because this
Speaker 2: is the one day you can let that inner nerd out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you can say, I.
Speaker 2: Don't care if you're sitting next to me on the
Speaker 2: bus and I'm wearing a Mandalorian helmet. Okay, this is
Speaker 2: who I am, and I'm pretending to force chokey with
Speaker 2: my mind. Oh but today you can be yourself. If
Speaker 2: Star Wars is your thing, go ahead and embrace it.
Speaker 2: And I wanted to give all the Star Wars ians
Speaker 2: out there a song they could be proud of. So
Speaker 2: in honor of May the fourth, instead of doing the
Speaker 2: hit song sweater Weather, it's Young Jeffrey's Light Saber Waiver.
Speaker 1: I like it because you I hope there's sound effects.
Speaker 5: We'll see all right. I'm gonna point when I'm ready.
Speaker 15: If you mentioned Star Wars man, my heart explodes like
Speaker 15: all Durams. I've had these sheets since I was ten
Speaker 15: with Luke and Ley in my bed. I pretend playing
Speaker 15: with my lightsaber. Now, don't be a hater, or we'll
Speaker 15: fight it out like I'm a Tusken Raider. And when
Speaker 15: I see automatic stars, wave.
Speaker 7: My hand like I'm using.
Speaker 15: The falls Star Wars all I think about because I'm.
Speaker 7: A rebel scalp singles, no spouse live in mom's house.
Speaker 15: Must chicks creep out my tricks? When I use my
Speaker 15: mouth lightsaber battles, I make all the sounds drum.
Speaker 7: This ched a flow? Would uppy to be my mom's bathroom?
Speaker 7: Whoa still?
Speaker 15: I went to work as a Blazer from a young age.
Speaker 15: Myn force awaits every birthday had Star Wars. Cake space
Speaker 15: warped my mind to the dark side after way too
Speaker 15: much sugar intake. Yeah, because the next wing shape got
Speaker 15: pew pew pew.
Speaker 5: I'm a vanity place. My best friend helping me navigate
Speaker 5: in the backseat little Lego BB eight.
Speaker 15: Yeah on May the fourth party, like the victory on indoor,
Speaker 15: ain't cosplay.
Speaker 7: It's the Norsies.
Speaker 3: Aren't the nerds?
Speaker 7: You're looking a sequels out.
Speaker 15: Lung lines, big crowds, soars up, cakes down, face pain,
Speaker 15: No clowns, lay us buns around a Wookie rolls in
Speaker 15: on a hubble round jab Atosampishet, the pounds, Whool just
Speaker 15: calling my phone.
Speaker 7: And you're.
Speaker 9: My star war steam rings Wold and my voicemel greeting
Speaker 9: sounds like Vader so so makey enjoy Jedi ming, had
Speaker 9: us up talk with my.
Speaker 7: Joy trash container.
Speaker 2: Listener to you gotta go wow because someday I'd like
Speaker 2: to have a girlfriend.
Speaker 7: Duh.
Speaker 5: No, of course they think you're cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a great conversation starter too, but then it
Speaker 2: gets weird because we start making out and then you're
Speaker 2: over there and making noises.
Speaker 7: And shaking and stuff.
Speaker 12: Wow.
Speaker 5: No, it's creepy. Plus you're kind of shaped like a
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you play the Layah hologram and the
Speaker 2: girl thinks that you're gonna videotape. I know, ie program
Speaker 2: due to always work, but that's not the point.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 5: By the way, the hyperdrives on the fritz again you
Speaker 5: think it good?
Speaker 1: Look?
Speaker 18: Thanks sr too, And I don't know world why I
Speaker 18: keep talking in Yoda quol World spoke.
Speaker 11: Guts and freaks out my numbers cold. Can't you see
Speaker 11: this death surmo guy who don't be fearful cuse bear
Speaker 11: leads to anger.
Speaker 15: I cook my yolks and light You're smoked with the
Speaker 15: beam from my saber.
Speaker 5: Who I am such nurse.
Speaker 1: Some deep references if you know you know? I guess
Speaker 1: I feel like you made a wrong move with R
Speaker 1: two D two though kicking him out is should he
Speaker 1: be my wing man? I just think he's your best option.
Speaker 5: Yeah, alright, just don't look at us when stuff's happening.
Speaker 5: R two.
Speaker 2: That's a song that we text in seventy five nine
Speaker 2: To tell us what you thought about it. We'll post
Speaker 2: a video up on all of our socials at broken
Speaker 2: Jeffrey with the lyrics there Yeah, yes, Happy Star Wars.
Speaker 3: Day, Brooke and Jeffrey In the morning, I.
Speaker 2: Got a text seventy five nine two that says, both
Speaker 2: of my kids are dancing to your song right now?
Speaker 5: Is there Star Wars underwear? It's hilarious? Can we text
Speaker 5: a picture into the station? God, do not text.
Speaker 2: Underwear photos of your children to us or to.
Speaker 6: Anybody, please, But did they not take.
Speaker 7: You missed it?
Speaker 2: Instead of singing the hit song sweater Weather, I sang
Speaker 2: my own version called light Saber waiver promised because of
Speaker 2: May the fourth aka the Force.
Speaker 5: Be with you for Star Wars Day.
Speaker 13: Don't want to them.
Speaker 2: Encourage everyone out there to let their NERD flags fly.
Speaker 2: And we got some other texts coming into seventy five
Speaker 2: nine two Brook, What are you seeing this?
Speaker 1: One says my family. My pets will be out in
Speaker 1: full force.
Speaker 14: Get it.
Speaker 1: Celebrating May fourth this year. I have a tabby cat
Speaker 1: named Obie, podcat Noby, Oh okay, podcast scratch, and a
Speaker 1: border calling name jab of the Butt.
Speaker 5: Oh wow. Well, all of your pets hate you spoil
Speaker 5: her if you missed it.
Speaker 2: If you want to hear it again, though, it's going
Speaker 2: to be up at the Brook and Jeffery YouTube on
Speaker 2: our Facebook, instag and our TikTok all of it at
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey. Go check it out, share it with
Speaker 2: a fellow Star Wars nerd Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: In the morning, we have a.
Speaker 5: Brand new players in the game.
Speaker 7: His name is Ace.
Speaker 4: Why.
Speaker 5: I don't know. Ace just feels like a regal name.
Speaker 2: But I have heard Ace is a man of very
Speaker 2: few words, and we're going to prove it right now
Speaker 2: by asking Ace, how are you today?
Speaker 17: Fine?
Speaker 7: Ah, would you care to elaborate on.
Speaker 13: That ace like, now I'm doing good.
Speaker 17: I just woke up.
Speaker 5: Oh they could write an entire book on that. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: How many hours asleep did you get? Ace?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 17: Wow?
Speaker 1: I love that?
Speaker 14: Love? That?
Speaker 4: Is that natural? Or do you take nine quill or something?
Speaker 13: No, that's natural?
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm so naturally well rested and well spoken to.
Speaker 5: So let's send Brook out of the studio. He really is.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get right to the action here and go
Speaker 2: over the rules really quick. You got thirty seconds. Answer
Speaker 2: as many questions as possible. If you don't know what,
Speaker 2: you could say past but you have to beat Brooke
Speaker 2: outright if.
Speaker 5: You want to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Francois He
Speaker 2: was born on this day in eighteen seventy four. Was
Speaker 2: he known as the father of modern what printing, pasta
Speaker 2: or perfumes?
Speaker 5: In bowling? When it takes two turns to knock down
Speaker 5: all of the pins? What's it called?
Speaker 2: Former Playboy owner Hugh Hefner paid seventy five thousand dollars
Speaker 2: to be buried next to what iconic actress. The Netflix
Speaker 2: show Stranger Things takes place in.
Speaker 17: Which decade the nineties.
Speaker 2: Highland Games are a tradition in which European country.
Speaker 17: I don't know pass.
Speaker 2: He will respectfully pass on his last guest. He doesn't
Speaker 2: need that answer. Let's bring Brook back into the studio.
Speaker 2: So Ace, I'm always curious to know whenever we have
Speaker 2: new people.
Speaker 5: Why do you like this show? That's a good question.
Speaker 1: Why do you ask it like he should?
Speaker 5: What's wrong with you? Why are you into this?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And he's like, I don't know. You guys called me?
Speaker 5: Why do you like us?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 17: Bro, I don't know. All you guys are pretty funny,
Speaker 17: like you guys are well round.
Speaker 10: I guess she just calls fat because that's what I heard.
Speaker 6: I heard.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling out a little bit wider in the hips
Speaker 1: these days. Thanks for noticing that.
Speaker 5: Hit all our insecurities, right, Ace strikes again. Yes, let's
Speaker 5: get to Brook Brook.
Speaker 13: Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Good luck?
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Francois Cody was born on this
Speaker 2: day in eighteen seventy four. Was he known as the
Speaker 2: father of modern what printing, pasta or perfume. A perfume
Speaker 2: in bowling when it takes two turns to knock down
Speaker 2: all the pins what's it.
Speaker 5: Called two turns?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Spare?
Speaker 2: Former Playboy owner Hugh Hefner paid seventy five thousand dollars
Speaker 2: to be buried next to what iconic actress. The Netflix
Speaker 2: show Stranger Things takes place in which decade? Eighties Highland
Speaker 2: games are a tradition in which European country.
Speaker 5: That's all the time that we have for this round.
Speaker 5: Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you both did.
Speaker 5: With Jose what I need to do here?
Speaker 1: Have me a bunch of affairs, have one affair firstdays?
Speaker 4: You got one correct.
Speaker 1: Today and he was a golfer. That would be a
Speaker 1: great score.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, a record score.
Speaker 4: And Brook you got five.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, tough day to player today.
Speaker 2: So let's go over the answers for everybody. Francois Cody
Speaker 2: was born on this day in eighteen seventy four. He's
Speaker 2: known as the modern day father of perfume. Cody Perfume Company.
Speaker 2: It's a multinational corporation.
Speaker 7: Cool.
Speaker 4: I don't wear perfume, so yeah, I just drink it too.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: In bowling, when it takes two turns to knock down
Speaker 2: all the pins, that's called a spare.
Speaker 1: That hurt my brain I don't know what like when
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, what is it?
Speaker 2: Who needs two turns to knock down all the pins
Speaker 2: that can strike? Former play by owner who hafter paid
Speaker 2: seventy five grand to be buried next to Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 2: Stranger Things takes place in the eighties and the Highland
Speaker 2: Games is a tradition in Scotland where they play old
Speaker 2: Scottish games and dance and play and do bagpipes all
Speaker 2: the Scottish stuff.
Speaker 5: Nice so ace.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately it was not enough to beat Brooke today. The
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Speaker 13: Nice all right, sweet.
Speaker 1: Final words for us.
Speaker 17: Yeah, you mopped the flour with me. I don't think
Speaker 17: I'm a listening to anymore.
Speaker 1: You drove ase away, ye, don't you listening to the
Speaker 1: show makes you dumber?
Speaker 5: You can come back and play anytime you want. Okay, man,
Speaker 5: thank you I'll take them. Yeah, we act to do
Speaker 5: win brace Bucks same time.
Speaker 3: On Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning Wing