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Speaker 8: Good morning everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on,
Speaker 8: dig me now. One and only Steve Harley got a
Speaker 8: radio show. Yeah, I got one. And I got a
Speaker 8: message for you today too. Something I was thinking about
Speaker 8: that might help you along the way. The thing I
Speaker 8: appreciate about so many people that I learned from Bishop Jakes,
Speaker 8: Kenneth Olmer, Donnie McClerkin, Kirk Franklin, Joel Oldstein.
Speaker 2: I can't tell you, and many more than that.
Speaker 8: I mean, you know, I'm naming you know, famous people
Speaker 8: because I know you know these names. But my father,
Speaker 8: who you never met, was so great in my development
Speaker 8: as a man. But my mother thought her mercy. My mother,
Speaker 8: she taught me about faith. She gave me the things
Speaker 8: I needed to know about what I speak about every day.
Speaker 8: That basis was given to me by her. So it's
Speaker 8: so many great people. But here's the thing that I've
Speaker 8: had to learn, and that is that if God got
Speaker 8: you through it.
Speaker 2: It's done. Move on.
Speaker 8: See, I can't tell you how many people don't really
Speaker 8: pay attention to that close enough. If God got you
Speaker 8: through it, it's done.
Speaker 2: Move on.
Speaker 8: How many times have we as people allowed God to
Speaker 8: get us through something, get us beyond something, get us
Speaker 8: over something, get us through something, and then even after
Speaker 8: its completion, we sit there and we dwell on it,
Speaker 8: and we dwell on it to the point where it
Speaker 8: becomes an anchor around our neck, and we can't move on.
Speaker 2: We can't move on because we just won't let it go.
Speaker 2: It's done. If God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 6: Move on.
Speaker 2: Stop harboring on the past.
Speaker 8: Stop hanging on to every time you fail, Stop hanging
Speaker 8: on to every time you slipped up and messed up.
Speaker 2: Stop hanging on to every time you didn't get it right.
Speaker 8: So what everybody makes mistakes, Everybody messes up, everybody don't
Speaker 8: get it right.
Speaker 2: Everybody's struggling with something.
Speaker 8: You ain't the only one, but my God, Man, if
Speaker 8: God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 2: Move on. You hanging on to it for it. That's
Speaker 2: why He got it, got you through it, so you
Speaker 2: can move on from it.
Speaker 8: See a lot of things that happened to us that
Speaker 8: we think are negative or bad experience.
Speaker 2: These are lessons and what not to do. This is
Speaker 2: a way to have on now a bearing on look
Speaker 2: out for it.
Speaker 1: The next time.
Speaker 8: You got me once, you can't get me again. I'm
Speaker 8: telling you, man, if God got you through it, it's done,
Speaker 8: move on. You have got to move on. I use
Speaker 8: this analogy all the time. I'm gonna add a little
Speaker 8: bit to it. Bishop Jakes told me you cannot drive
Speaker 8: your car looking in the rear view mirror. See you
Speaker 8: know what your rearview mirror is actually for in your car.
Speaker 8: Your rearview mirror is designed. After I pass a car
Speaker 8: and I want to merge into that lane, or I
Speaker 8: want to make another move, I look up in the
Speaker 8: rear view mirror, and all I use it for it
Speaker 8: shows me that I've gotten past it. I've gotten past
Speaker 8: the vehicle I was passing, and I got enough room
Speaker 8: now clear to make my next move. That's what I
Speaker 8: use my rearview mirror for. I use my rear view
Speaker 8: mirror to just glance up every now and then to
Speaker 8: see what's coming up on me. That's all I use
Speaker 8: it for.
Speaker 2: Listen to me real close. Now, your rearview mirror.
Speaker 8: On your car is after you passing something or you're
Speaker 8: passing by something, you can look up in the rear
Speaker 8: view mirror and it lets you know you're pasted it,
Speaker 8: you're beyond it. It's clear now, it's in the past.
Speaker 8: You no longer have to deal with it as the
Speaker 8: car that was in front of you blocking your way.
Speaker 2: You have passed it.
Speaker 8: You look up in the mirror, you've cleared it. Now
Speaker 8: if you want to switch lanes, you could slide on over.
Speaker 2: You got room.
Speaker 8: But that rearview mirror also lets you see if anything
Speaker 8: is coming up on you, and you just need to glance,
Speaker 8: because if you moving forward and a whole lot can
Speaker 8: come up on you, you just glancing every now and then,
Speaker 8: and it reminds you that you got through something and
Speaker 8: you got beyond something. That's what the rearview mirror for. Now,
Speaker 8: let's talk about that windshield. Why you think that wind
Speaker 8: shields so big on your car. That's the biggest window
Speaker 8: on your car, you know, why the wind shield so big?
Speaker 8: Because it's where you're going. Because even the automobile makers
Speaker 8: want you to have a wide view of where you're
Speaker 8: going so you can see what's up ahead. They put
Speaker 8: lights on the card night so you can have night
Speaker 8: vision and see what's up ahead. But you can uh
Speaker 8: oh man, oh see not why is that looking? Think
Speaker 8: about that now before I move forward with this one.
Speaker 8: Think about that wind shield, man, Why is that wind
Speaker 8: shield so big so you can see where you're going.
Speaker 8: It's way more important where you're going than where you're being,
Speaker 8: don't you see that. That's why the rear view mirror
Speaker 8: is so small, because it is nowhere near as important
Speaker 8: as it is as to where you're going. While you
Speaker 8: being just allows you to take a glance. You can
Speaker 8: make sure you cleared it so you can see if
Speaker 8: it's room enough for you to make your next move,
Speaker 8: so you can know that you've gone through it and
Speaker 8: go ahead on about your business. But that windshield, that
Speaker 8: windshield is for vision. A man without a dream of
Speaker 8: vision shall perish. That windshield is for somebody going somewhere.
Speaker 8: That windshielding for somebody up there trying to make another move.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go right. I'm gonna left.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna get off on this exit. I'm gonna take
Speaker 8: this detail. I'm gonna handle this sign. There's a new route.
Speaker 8: There's only so many miles left to go. That's what
Speaker 8: the windshield got. Let me tell you something, man, when
Speaker 8: you see a mile sign, you're driving on the freeway,
Speaker 8: you're on the interstate, and you let's say you driving
Speaker 8: to a particular city and you see a sign that
Speaker 8: says that city is thirty eight or one hundred and
Speaker 8: thirty eight miles away. That lets you know where you're going,
Speaker 8: and you're on the right path. Now, if you keep
Speaker 8: looking in the rear view mirror, you'll never know how
Speaker 8: close you are. You'll never know you're driving your car
Speaker 8: looking in the rear view mirror. You all on the shoulder,
Speaker 8: You hear them rocks up under your car. You just
Speaker 8: scared yourself to death because you know why, because you
Speaker 8: keep looking in the rear view mirror.
Speaker 2: Get out the rear view mirror. If God got you
Speaker 2: through it, it's done.
Speaker 7: Move on.
Speaker 8: So what he don't love you no more? And man,
Speaker 8: let's move on. If God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 2: Move on. God got something for you.
Speaker 8: If you get out your rear view mirror and get
Speaker 8: up in that wind shield, God's got something for you
Speaker 8: up ahead. But you can't see what's up ahead because
Speaker 8: you in that rear view mirror. If God got you
Speaker 8: through it, it's done. Let's move on. Come on, y'all,
Speaker 8: don't let the pass beat you up. That's the ingredients
Speaker 8: in the cake. You done made that already, that's done.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 8: God, look in the windshield, see what God marbably got
Speaker 8: something new for you. If you get out the rearview
Speaker 8: mirror and look, open up your eyes and see. All right,
Speaker 8: let's go today. You're listening, morning, ladies and gentlemen. I
Speaker 8: have an announcement to make. He has done it again.
Speaker 8: The amazing thing about it is he has never failed.
Speaker 8: I'm talking about God right now. I'm talking about that sun,
Speaker 8: that new day. I'm talking about that sunset last night.
Speaker 8: I'm talking about that time that just keeps on ticking.
Speaker 8: I'm telling you every promise He ever made has been true.
Speaker 8: Time and tide waits on. No man, you can pray
Speaker 8: for a lot of stuff, but you can't ask God
Speaker 8: to stop the time.
Speaker 2: He can't do it. Just for you.
Speaker 8: Got a whole lot of things working on that clock.
Speaker 8: He just keeps showing up. Man, It's amazing to me.
Speaker 8: It is absolutely amazing to me.
Speaker 2: I honor him for that.
Speaker 8: I thank him for that, and for allowing me to
Speaker 8: be a participant in my own small Way show. Grateful
Speaker 8: Steve Arvey, morn the show, Shirley Strawberry calling for real
Speaker 8: Mississippi Monica Junior and the legend that he is nephew
Speaker 8: Tommy Junior was on your mind today? Man, Yeah, it's
Speaker 8: a plethora of things going on with you. Just wonder
Speaker 8: what it is today?
Speaker 9: QT Quality time, quality time?
Speaker 2: You got to spend it.
Speaker 10: But all these TV shows I got to watch with her,
Speaker 10: I mean all of them, all these TV shows ninety
Speaker 10: Day Fiance, ninety Day to Single Life, ninety Data, Other Way,
Speaker 10: Fatal Attraction, Payback, the TV schedule I got. And then
Speaker 10: there's a quiz while the show on, So you better
Speaker 10: be paying attention. What did Geno just say? What did
Speaker 10: Jazmine just say? What is ed Lee's going through? All
Speaker 10: of these TV shows I got to watch? Do you
Speaker 10: have to watch these TV shows? Do you have to
Speaker 10: watch anything with your wife?
Speaker 9: Do y'all have to do this?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: My wife don't watch it.
Speaker 9: Huh, Well it's just me.
Speaker 10: Then, well, I guess I ain't got time tonight because
Speaker 10: Fail Attraction come on to Night at nine and I
Speaker 10: gotta watch that too. So yeah, I got a lot
Speaker 10: of TV watching I have to do with her. It's
Speaker 10: a quality time for my mess up.
Speaker 2: That's what I have to do.
Speaker 9: Watch these show and help cook too.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why the show? You want to eat, don't you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I want to eat. I want to eat, and you're
Speaker 2: talking about stuff I can't help you with.
Speaker 10: Well, well, if you asked what's on my mind, I'll
Speaker 10: come to you for help.
Speaker 2: That's why everybody else come to you for steam.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, I just told you, and I
Speaker 8: can't help you with this. My wife don't watch TV
Speaker 8: and I ain't got to cook nothing.
Speaker 10: Okay, Well that's that's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta
Speaker 10: get a sheelf or something.
Speaker 1: We need something we need do da.
Speaker 2: You need to get your ass in there and help cook.
Speaker 2: That's what you need to do.
Speaker 1: The sew.
Speaker 8: If you don't like working, you don't like watching all
Speaker 8: these TV shows, you're gonna have to create an income
Speaker 8: producing entity doing TV watching hours.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 9: What's the income entity?
Speaker 11: What is that?
Speaker 8: You mean?
Speaker 2: Go do something to make some money?
Speaker 9: Oh okay, well, well that's true quality time.
Speaker 2: Because my question for you is what is you watching? TV?
Speaker 8: Faults?
Speaker 1: But the question is about quality quality. There's quality time.
Speaker 1: It's not about making book.
Speaker 8: See right here now, Junior, once again, see the ladies
Speaker 8: that jumped in. Now they back on this quality time.
Speaker 2: What was his question?
Speaker 8: I'm gonna send you something that Bishop Jakes said one
Speaker 8: time they might be able to help you out.
Speaker 1: I gotta go.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well you know what I'll be doing at nine
Speaker 12: and ninth Friday, coming up at thirty two minutes after
Speaker 12: the our, we'll hear from the nephew as he runs
Speaker 12: that prank back right after this you're listening.
Speaker 7: Morning show.
Speaker 1: It is time now to run that prank back with
Speaker 1: the nephew. What you got for his nep uh?
Speaker 13: Your house is my house. Your house is my house.
Speaker 13: Let's see if we can't figure this out. Your house
Speaker 13: eels Mahu. All right, yeah, if you would Hello, Hello,
Speaker 13: I'm trying to reach Russell.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is Russell.
Speaker 2: Hi Russell. I'm Isaiah.
Speaker 13: I'm a realator real estate and I'm trying to do
Speaker 13: some schematics. I think I'm calling the right house. I'm
Speaker 13: not quite sure. Are you West Dixie Road?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: How many square feet is your house?
Speaker 5: If you don't mind me asking, it's about thirty five
Speaker 5: hundred square feet?
Speaker 2: Oh no, this is the right house or not? Is
Speaker 2: this You have a deck out in the back of
Speaker 2: all weather type of deck out in the back?
Speaker 14: Yeah? I do, Well, what do you? What do you?
Speaker 14: What do you?
Speaker 4: What's this about?
Speaker 2: Okay, if you don't mind me, Russell, how long have
Speaker 2: you lived there?
Speaker 4: Yea, my man, I've already asked you twice, and you're
Speaker 4: asking me for like pers information on my crib's just
Speaker 4: a reference to.
Speaker 13: Okay, Well, like I said, I'm a realator and I'm
Speaker 13: trying to get ahead of some things that's going on.
Speaker 13: And you're well, it's been brought to my attention that
Speaker 13: your house is going to be is going into foreclosure
Speaker 13: and it's going to be on the on the market
Speaker 13: in the next two to three weeks.
Speaker 2: So I wanted to make sure I was getting the
Speaker 2: right house, and I wanted to make sure, but and
Speaker 2: you got the wrong house.
Speaker 4: My house is not going to foreclosure. I'm up to
Speaker 4: date I'm good. So you got you definitely got the
Speaker 4: wrong house.
Speaker 13: Okay, hang on, So what's Dix Road, And like you said,
Speaker 13: thirty five hundred square feet, this is a two car garage, right.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know what information you're getting.
Speaker 4: But when it comes to my name in my crib
Speaker 4: and what's going on with my builds and all that,
Speaker 4: I'm up to date and I'm fine. So you got
Speaker 4: the wrong information, you got the wrong the wrong person,
Speaker 4: the wrong information on the right house, whatever it is.
Speaker 4: But this is not My house is definitely not going
Speaker 4: in the foreclosure. This is like it's my woman, you
Speaker 4: get me, so I So my whole thing is is
Speaker 4: I don't even know why you're calling. My house is
Speaker 4: definitely not for sale. It is now now on going
Speaker 4: to foreclosure. I'm not behind on my bills.
Speaker 13: Well, sir, I'm telling you what my books say, and
Speaker 13: this is our I'm looking at legitimate legal paperwork.
Speaker 4: What I'm trying to tell you is this, I don't
Speaker 4: care about your books. Read what I'm read, Read what
Speaker 4: i'm writing to you. I'm up to date on my mortgage.
Speaker 4: You're just a realtor. So my whole thing is you're not.
Speaker 4: Nobody's selling my house. My house is now.
Speaker 13: Okayd No, let's back, let's back up. Let's go back
Speaker 13: to just a realtor. You're not gonna talk to me
Speaker 13: like that. Now, I'm a realtor and I'm a person.
Speaker 13: That's that's that's on top of my game. Your house
Speaker 13: is going in the foreclosure.
Speaker 11: Now.
Speaker 2: You can be in denial if you want to be.
Speaker 13: But I'm just trying to get on top of everything
Speaker 13: and get you know, try to sell the house as
Speaker 13: soon as it hits the market.
Speaker 4: So I know what I'm not gonna You don't know, man, Look,
Speaker 4: there's not going to the foreclosure, dude.
Speaker 13: So so so if I'm looking at paperwork here, why
Speaker 13: am I looking at paperwork that has your address on it?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 4: That sounds like a personal potent. Obviously you now top
Speaker 4: of your phone.
Speaker 2: No, the personal problem is going to be yours when
Speaker 2: they when they come put you out your house. This
Speaker 2: is foreclosure. That's your address.
Speaker 5: Yo.
Speaker 4: Look, I'm trying to tell you, man, don't knock on
Speaker 4: my door, don't call my don't call none of that.
Speaker 4: Nobody's coming to my house knocking on the door, trying
Speaker 4: to put me on my house and on top of
Speaker 4: that a foreclosed. It takes a long time.
Speaker 13: Well, that's what I mean. This is, this is, this is,
Speaker 13: this has been in there a long time. It's coming
Speaker 13: up in the next couple of weeks. That's what I'm
Speaker 13: telling you.
Speaker 5: What paperwork do you have? I am looking at what bank?
Speaker 7: What do you do?
Speaker 4: You even know what banked? Is it selling the house
Speaker 4: or trying to put me in forecloses?
Speaker 2: Are you with do you? Are you with First Fidelity?
Speaker 4: That's not your concern.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you just asked me, sir. You just asked me.
Speaker 5: That's what's on this paperwork in the foreclosure.
Speaker 4: You got the wrong paperwork when you're at the wrong
Speaker 4: hand dress to tap to somebody else's.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is your address, It is the right square footage,
Speaker 2: it is the right house, sir.
Speaker 4: Entertaining you right now, man, I'm telling you I'm not
Speaker 4: going in the foreclosure.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what.
Speaker 13: You're getting angry with me, But really, if you have
Speaker 13: paid your bills, you wouldn't be in this situation.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. I'm paying my bills, but
Speaker 2: you're not paying yours. Because you're on your way in
Speaker 2: the foreclosure, and now you're getting upset with me. But
Speaker 2: I'm just a realtor calling trying to catch.
Speaker 15: It's funny to me.
Speaker 4: This is funny, and I can't in a business barbecue
Speaker 4: right now, Dude, I'm not this zero less zeneral fear
Speaker 4: of me going in the foreclosure.
Speaker 2: The attitude is not necessary. Matter of fact, this is probably.
Speaker 5: This bulls.
Speaker 2: This is probably your last barbecue on the deck, So
Speaker 2: enjoy that.
Speaker 4: Look you come over here and you call me again,
Speaker 4: you'll be on the phone.
Speaker 15: You got me.
Speaker 2: All I'm telling you, is this right here? Bro?
Speaker 13: They coming to close your house out in two weeks.
Speaker 13: All I wanted was the schematics on your house. That's
Speaker 13: all I wanted.
Speaker 4: Well, obviously you have all information you need. You already
Speaker 4: know more about what's going on with my personal fans
Speaker 4: than I do. But I'm gonna tell you it's gonna
Speaker 4: be a problem to come knocks to my door.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I need to come up and take a look.
Speaker 5: At my house.
Speaker 4: I need to get foreclosed on that. That that's not
Speaker 4: how it works, all right.
Speaker 2: I need to come over and take some pictures of
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 4: So is that gonna be Get off to the internet.
Speaker 5: Get off the internet.
Speaker 2: But I need to come in. I need to come inside,
Speaker 2: sir and see the condition of the house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right. I'm not going in the foreclosure. I'm
Speaker 4: up to date with all my You're not coming to
Speaker 4: my house. You're not getting inside the house. You don't
Speaker 4: know what you're talking about.
Speaker 13: Well, i'll tell you what your your coworker, Mickayla, she thinks,
Speaker 13: she seems to think different, Michayla.
Speaker 2: Don't you work with Michayla?
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, what's michaela.
Speaker 14: Got to do with this?
Speaker 2: Michayla got me to call you baby. This nephew told
Speaker 2: me from the Steve Harby Morning Show, Russell you been, baby,
Speaker 2: you been?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, oh my.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 4: I'm like, man, I got up to date.
Speaker 5: Man, Man, you up to date.
Speaker 2: Baby, even through the pandemic, you're still up to date.
Speaker 4: I'm up to mother date.
Speaker 13: Man, tell me this, what's the baddest and I mean
Speaker 13: the baddest radio show in the land Morning show?
Speaker 2: Baby? You up to date? Baby?
Speaker 1: You up to date?
Speaker 4: You got that right?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: Just my stupid, so cold man, it's so.
Speaker 12: Cold, stupid, It's just it's just so cold.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 11: Coming up next, it is asked the CLO with our
Speaker 11: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the build.
Speaker 7: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour and entertainment
Speaker 11: news stand up comedian Leavelle Crawford will be our very
Speaker 11: special guest this morning. He's joining us to catch up.
Speaker 11: It's been a while since we've talked to levell and
Speaker 11: he's going to tell us all about an upcoming comedy
Speaker 11: special hosted by our very own nephew. To stick around
Speaker 11: that is coming up, But right now it is time
Speaker 11: to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: This is from Carmen in Atlantic City.
Speaker 11: Carmen writes, my husband was a successful DJ back in
Speaker 11: the day and that part of his life has been
Speaker 11: over for almost twenty years, but he can't let go.
Speaker 11: The younger DJs call him old school when he is
Speaker 11: in the club, and why is he having a hard
Speaker 11: time letting go of the past.
Speaker 1: That's what Carmen wants to know.
Speaker 8: Well, I mean, those were his glory days. A lot
Speaker 8: of people who do that. I don't know people who
Speaker 8: wore a high school letter jacket twenty years because that
Speaker 8: was the glory Games. Those was his glory gas.
Speaker 2: He can't let go.
Speaker 8: He's looking in the real view mirror. He's got a
Speaker 8: great life in front of him if he pursues it.
Speaker 8: But now twenty years later, why you going to the
Speaker 8: club where they can call you old school? That's like,
Speaker 8: so not only won't you let the pass go, you stayed,
Speaker 8: you tried to relive the past.
Speaker 2: What thing you're going in there? You know what?
Speaker 8: You was DJ and they you had one turntable, They
Speaker 8: got computers. Now you it ain't got one, you know,
Speaker 8: you know, you know you you still driving the mini
Speaker 8: van up to the gig. Got all the equipment in
Speaker 8: the back. They walking in here. They got all this
Speaker 8: stuff on computers. Now you you got all this stuff
Speaker 8: you're trying to plug up at it. You just in
Speaker 8: here with all this equipment and crates with albums in
Speaker 8: them and everything. Turntables and they got a phone dog
Speaker 8: whooping your ass wouldledge.
Speaker 2: She's doing all this here.
Speaker 8: They just they doing the auto mix and all this here,
Speaker 8: All this stuff is perfect. Yeah, yeah, come old school,
Speaker 8: time to come on out.
Speaker 1: Oh just want to know what he's wearing in the club,
Speaker 1: All right? Moving on to Princeton in Boser City.
Speaker 11: Princeton says, I was friends with my girlfriend for twelve
Speaker 11: years before we started dating. I thought I knew everything
Speaker 11: about her, but one of my fraternity brothers said he
Speaker 11: slept with her.
Speaker 1: Is she was holding information on other men she's been with?
Speaker 2: Can I ask, no, man, she ain't withholding information.
Speaker 8: She ain't supposed to tell you that, And I don't
Speaker 8: know how your frat brother came up with that. Yeah,
Speaker 8: you know, man, y'all, ay man, I'm gonna just take
Speaker 8: a guess. I'm will just take a But no, y'all sickness.
Speaker 1: You think they're gonna.
Speaker 2: Whoa, They're gonna what work? Well, hold on, who the
Speaker 2: sigma's gonna do?
Speaker 15: What?
Speaker 8: Call?
Speaker 1: I said, ain't gonna email you?
Speaker 2: Then email four one one four?
Speaker 14: You know what? Really?
Speaker 2: I got love for him too, But I know I know,
Speaker 2: but come on, now, you know I know who it
Speaker 2: really was?
Speaker 8: Who?
Speaker 2: But I just did the one that can do the
Speaker 2: least amount of dammit? Who was the Okay?
Speaker 8: And I was just joking about your sick or so.
Speaker 8: But if y'all want to email, go ahead, we know
Speaker 8: we know. Yeah, I'll just just be very careful come on.
Speaker 15: For all of that.
Speaker 8: I'm telling you just you don't come over here now,
Speaker 8: I got I got fred full of brothers and them
Speaker 8: them dolls, they different.
Speaker 2: Now, be very careful.
Speaker 1: You're done.
Speaker 11: Yeah, let's move on to ebone in Kingwood, who says,
Speaker 11: I slept with my mom's neighbor and it took me
Speaker 11: a minute to admit a minute to my mom because
Speaker 11: he's married. Instead of judging me, she encouraged me to
Speaker 11: keep seeing him, but don't get caught. How can she
Speaker 11: claim to love me and tell me to do that.
Speaker 2: And the mom is dead?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Wait a minute, now, your yeah, but you know it's
Speaker 8: called reverse psychologist.
Speaker 2: It's called reverse psychology. Uh see you you you talk?
Speaker 2: Old wanted her to say, maybe you know that ain't right.
Speaker 8: And you already know that you've gone yeah, you're already
Speaker 8: knowing any so she can tell me you go ahead,
Speaker 8: keep on sleeping her, don't get caught.
Speaker 2: And you know why with him talk? Yes?
Speaker 3: Can we say, like what the fellows say on the show,
Speaker 3: keep fine?
Speaker 1: Surely, mama, don't.
Speaker 2: Chat the mama that looked up the street with.
Speaker 8: Ye, I know that's right. Mama is living through the
Speaker 8: daughter vicarrious.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's indeed, don't get caught.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 11: Last one, Steve Chreesa and Messa says, my sister and
Speaker 11: her husband came over and my husband ignored her husband.
Speaker 11: He can't forget a recent argument they had where her
Speaker 11: husband called her all kinds of names. Why is my
Speaker 11: husband the only one still holding a grudge? What's his deal?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 8: Because men in this way me and men don't do
Speaker 8: That's why you don't see men, you know, house husbands
Speaker 8: of New York husbands, because we can't do that. We
Speaker 8: can't fall out with.
Speaker 2: You and then we go eat next Friday, the real
Speaker 2: makeup forever.
Speaker 8: Hey, dog, men ain't like that because we already know
Speaker 8: once this escalations to another level, it's gonna be physical.
Speaker 2: So he just going no, man, come on now, I'm
Speaker 2: let me ask this question.
Speaker 8: The thing is he overheard them having an argument and
Speaker 8: her husband was calling her sister all kinds of names.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's disrespectful.
Speaker 8: He's sitting a big because he letting you know right now,
Speaker 8: this ain't my type, dude, So I'm not fitling fool
Speaker 8: with him.
Speaker 2: We're not finna be cool.
Speaker 8: It's it's like, for example, I don't hang out none
Speaker 8: of my friends don't take care of that kid. See
Speaker 8: if I meet you and I find out you don't
Speaker 8: take care of your kids, I'm like, whoa man? This
Speaker 8: type dude? I get away from it. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 8: I got I got one partner. Always want me to
Speaker 8: go somewhere with him?
Speaker 2: I never do. I don't know why I keep asking.
Speaker 2: I always want me to go somewhere.
Speaker 8: I mean, for real, I'll be going like, yo, dog,
Speaker 8: I ain't never I've known you for twenty somethings. Well,
Speaker 8: I've known since two thousand and seven. I've never gone
Speaker 8: nowhere with you. I went we went out to dinner
Speaker 8: one time. I found out what your what you know,
Speaker 8: what you was up to, and we went overhere since.
Speaker 1: But why don't you go out with him?
Speaker 16: Why?
Speaker 14: Man?
Speaker 2: Because I see what you're about. You ain't putting me
Speaker 2: in that.
Speaker 8: I'm not going to be in that. Yeah, me and you,
Speaker 8: obviously we ain't cut from the same claw. Now you
Speaker 8: could do you, But I don't want to be over
Speaker 8: there because when the bus game come up, I don't
Speaker 8: want to be in that.
Speaker 2: I don't like dudes that don't do the things I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come role for that.
Speaker 8: Good yeah, I'm not feeling fool with you, man, And
Speaker 8: that's what this man is saying. Not fooling with this dude.
Speaker 8: He disrespectful to your sister. I'm gonna be cool because
Speaker 8: he says something to you, I'm gonna have to heard it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, thank you, Clo.
Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, funny man
Speaker 11: Lavell Crawford right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening morning show, all right.
Speaker 13: I specially guess today as a family member, we haven't
Speaker 13: heard from my man and quite sometime.
Speaker 2: He's a stand up.
Speaker 13: He's an actor in one of my favorite TV shows
Speaker 13: of all time, Breaking vand and.
Speaker 2: A few other shows.
Speaker 13: Y'all joining us is the one that owned it, my man,
Speaker 13: my friend, my neighbor, the one and only, Lavell Crawford.
Speaker 2: Good morn, come back, Clavelle Crawf with your neighbor. Lavell
Speaker 2: is my neighbor.
Speaker 13: I heard this white lady at the grocery store say
Speaker 13: all the comedians are moving here.
Speaker 2: I say, it's just too.
Speaker 5: We just have to have a name, just too well,
Speaker 5: you know, with it one one more extra, you know,
Speaker 5: there's already too many, you know how.
Speaker 13: Exactly so the Bell's going down. Man, this Sunday. Man,
Speaker 13: we got to show. Let there be laughs. It's part
Speaker 13: of the Netflix is a joke comedy festival. Man, what
Speaker 13: can we expect? I don't know what they can expect
Speaker 13: from me because it's supposed to be clean. But what
Speaker 13: can they expect from you?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 14: I did church shows before.
Speaker 5: I know I know better because of that. You know,
Speaker 5: I just keep it straight. You know how it is
Speaker 5: how you act when you in front of just like
Speaker 5: being in front of white folks at the courthouse. You know,
Speaker 5: you keep your attitude. God, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: I'm surprised I was invited.
Speaker 2: On this too.
Speaker 5: I was like, who's told about can do clean? But
Speaker 5: I said, who showing this?
Speaker 11: You know?
Speaker 2: So listen, Bell, we got a family.
Speaker 13: Remember that has definitely slipped up before, definitely had slipped
Speaker 13: up in any of his shows. Have you ever slipped up?
Speaker 13: I ain't gonna name his name that has slipped up
Speaker 13: at a clean comedy show. I'm not gonna name it.
Speaker 5: You ever, he's I know, see cut yeah, hell yeah, Hey,
Speaker 5: I know I know you. I know family, You can
Speaker 5: you cuts with your eyes? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: I'd be like, I'll be looking at Stevens. I know
Speaker 5: you called him a dumb blanky blank right down the shoe.
Speaker 5: I can look at his eyes. He because you can't
Speaker 5: cuse with your eyes. I know you cut with your eys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah very much so, yeah, idiot. I slipped up
Speaker 2: at a coup of church show.
Speaker 15: Have you you know I ain't never.
Speaker 5: I ain't never. I ain't never. I don't think I
Speaker 5: have now. I don't know who it was.
Speaker 16: I tried to be name for me and mister Brown
Speaker 16: with at it because I know.
Speaker 2: You like damn lie, but we wasn't.
Speaker 5: When I was just on the regular part, I just
Speaker 5: went on gone, you know as that it goes even
Speaker 5: you're out the animal the show. But I don't I
Speaker 5: don't think so not at the church. Now, if it
Speaker 5: was at a church function, I might have slipped up
Speaker 5: a bed at the A word.
Speaker 15: But not.
Speaker 5: I don't try to go too far, you know, because
Speaker 5: because you know, you know Black Church and they they
Speaker 5: already watching.
Speaker 16: You know, he cut on his regular show like you's
Speaker 16: gonna turn.
Speaker 17: Into a cuss and wearing wood for something the rector
Speaker 17: and go to rap.
Speaker 5: I will act a dog gonna food, just like every
Speaker 5: other Christian actors had to go to rap. We ain't
Speaker 5: bring him back to the chicken, Miss Williams, watch your mouth,
Speaker 5: hey man.
Speaker 13: We also got we got Fred Hammon, who's actually the
Speaker 13: musical host Man Fred I said.
Speaker 5: I keep saying he's a guy walking in Fred, But
Speaker 5: I always get all these uh jugie guys singers all
Speaker 5: mixed up.
Speaker 2: You know, I just got red friend.
Speaker 1: Absolutely just.
Speaker 16: You know, you know, you know all the ones that
Speaker 16: can see from the chair, you know, you know they
Speaker 16: don't have to get up to that. You know, you know,
Speaker 16: you know when you when you're big and you.
Speaker 5: Can hit that no from the chair. You know, you
Speaker 5: got guys, but you got most of the time you
Speaker 5: gotta stretch your belly and your loves to do that.
Speaker 5: You got to stand up. But they need they lean
Speaker 5: to the single.
Speaker 2: They sounds like, what's what's the guy saying something about
Speaker 2: the name.
Speaker 14: Guy?
Speaker 18: That is so But you get seen from the chair
Speaker 18: with a bullet rich right there right on the slide
Speaker 18: and scramblings and jee and he would he would lead
Speaker 18: this side right.
Speaker 5: Great and just go write the.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 13: So just just so y'all know this show is geared
Speaker 13: towards family, you know, unit even coming together.
Speaker 2: That's what this is for.
Speaker 13: That's what the clean show is all about, which is
Speaker 13: all tommon, No, No, that that ain't my check. Don't
Speaker 13: look like that now they ain't taking it. They better
Speaker 13: not be. No, it's gonna be some cussing if they
Speaker 13: tap it. I'm tell you that right now.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 5: You know sometimes they give you a drop of money.
Speaker 5: Is that what we all have the right to get
Speaker 5: your likeness?
Speaker 2: You know? Yeah, you know we better read that fine print.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know it's a good thing.
Speaker 8: Though.
Speaker 5: I I think, you know, I wish you had a
Speaker 5: little footage so people wouldn't be thinking you a couch
Speaker 5: moms to light, you know. But I mean, you know
Speaker 5: where in comedy is now Shoot, you can't say nothing.
Speaker 5: You can't recall version a mama or sir no more
Speaker 5: without getting canceled though, you know, because it is the
Speaker 5: last thing on my mind.
Speaker 2: Got to get your pronouns right now.
Speaker 5: Fellas and I and I never did good at England.
Speaker 5: I don't even know what the adjective is. I got
Speaker 5: a little cousin, cousin new baby ad that's been this
Speaker 5: name adjective came into the world Thursday.
Speaker 13: It's going down Sunday night, y'all at the YouTube Theater
Speaker 13: in Los Angeles in Inglewood. Tickets are still on sale.
Speaker 13: Come on out and see this food we got care
Speaker 13: of on stage. We got Tony Bacon, we got JJ Williamson,
Speaker 13: we got Fred Hammon. Hosted by yours truely nephew Tommy
Speaker 13: YouTube Theater, Sunday night.
Speaker 2: Don't miss it, all right, man? See you all sudden
Speaker 2: yet that.
Speaker 7: You're listening Hardy Morning show.
Speaker 11: So we've been following the plot twists and the messy
Speaker 11: divorce between Porscha Williams of the Real Housewives of Atlanta
Speaker 11: and her soon to be ex houtum following well people
Speaker 11: in general, Okay, go ahead, I haven't actually, but I
Speaker 11: know about it anyway, and her ex husband. He has
Speaker 11: been trying to keep up appearances that he's fine while
Speaker 11: he's continually bashing Porsche on social media. Simon's latest stunt
Speaker 11: was on Instagram, where he posted quote, I've increased the
Speaker 11: cash reward for any credible receipts of my cheating on
Speaker 11: any spouse. From six fourteen, twenty nineteen, through two twenty two,
Speaker 11: twenty twenty four, the reward has changed from fifty thousand
Speaker 11: dollars to one hundred thousand dollars. He says, I challenge
Speaker 11: others to do the same.
Speaker 1: So the question is, would you, guys don't do this?
Speaker 11: Would you go this far to prove that you've been
Speaker 11: faithful to would you offer up a cash reward.
Speaker 8: Us?
Speaker 2: You're already for them to lose enough in this divorce?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 8: Yeah, dragon outsiders into this man, all this AI stuff
Speaker 8: just out here.
Speaker 2: You're finna be on some dough.
Speaker 5: Go.
Speaker 2: You got as stupid as you can beat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's a t We don't care, but you know.
Speaker 2: What call it?
Speaker 8: Don't nobody cares? Hey, y'all if it wasn't even proportion,
Speaker 8: we wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Even know you, right, Hello, Hello, we love portion? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sick in him?
Speaker 10: And why them they six fourteen twenty nineteen to twenty
Speaker 10: twenty four? Why what was six eighteen twenty eighteen was
Speaker 10: what you were doing?
Speaker 2: Somebody got some receipts?
Speaker 8: Nero, Bro, I'm telling you, man, you can't challenge people
Speaker 8: like that. This world we live in, man, all this
Speaker 8: technology out here, just about your business man.
Speaker 2: Dog get the divorce dog, Let me tell you something
Speaker 2: when you go to court.
Speaker 8: You ain't gonna have to worry about no evidence. Listen
Speaker 8: to me, you don't where they finished show you stuff?
Speaker 8: You ain't think nobody knew about it. Hear what you
Speaker 8: need to worry about?
Speaker 2: You need? Oh, go ahead, you need to worry about
Speaker 2: them forensic accountants. That's who you need to wear looking
Speaker 2: boys right there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, stay on social media. Just live your life. Stop
Speaker 1: all of this. You put a challenge up there, crazy
Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 8: It was fifty though. I'm gonna make up it was crazy.
Speaker 8: Your life ain't that important. I'm telling you, don't. Nobody care.
Speaker 8: Just the first I'm hearing about it. I ain't thought
Speaker 8: about y'all's divorced. Just Shirley brought it up.
Speaker 11: Just now, coming up, coming up, Roscoe Wallace in the building.
Speaker 11: Right after this, you're listening.
Speaker 7: Morning show?
Speaker 1: All right, he is here, ladies and gentlemen. Carlo your
Speaker 1: boy here.
Speaker 8: Yea all David, I don't need a waste of time.
Speaker 8: Come on, let's get your hair, everybody. Rock O Wallace
Speaker 8: in the building.
Speaker 2: B what you got coming?
Speaker 1: Hey, come on, let's get to it.
Speaker 2: Morning morning, morning.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's do the eighties too. Let's do the eighties.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna give you an artist and a song
Speaker 1: from I'm thinking the eighties. Let's kick this thing off.
Speaker 2: Let's do.
Speaker 1: Luthera bad Boy.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, well all right, come on, d oh yeah,
Speaker 8: well all right, roll back to room. Everybody move all
Speaker 8: the tables and chairs. Were going to have a supod
Speaker 8: time to know. Come on, Roscoe, everyone's here that we need.
Speaker 8: We still pay with you up to the beet. What
Speaker 8: in the web could be better? Hitting together here? Your
Speaker 8: last time got departed it Indeed, window sun came up.
Speaker 8: That's when your mama told you that you couldn't go out.
Speaker 2: Stay in the house. Bad boy, you're not.
Speaker 1: Riding right now?
Speaker 2: Whatever?
Speaker 11: What me.
Speaker 1: Morning after?
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm? Why you got close? Do you want? Because
Speaker 2: I get that mixed up? Sometimes we can't.
Speaker 1: Get over We can't get over you the one I know.
Speaker 2: I bought it on myself. Oh no, blame to no
Speaker 2: one here now I real life. I can't get.
Speaker 6: Old over you.
Speaker 8: I try to lose myself in song, but the time
Speaker 8: for much too strong.
Speaker 2: What am I going to do? I can't get over you? Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh you could have said that those.
Speaker 2: Have shu the moon.
Speaker 8: Oh after the line, look at you as soon as
Speaker 8: line is over?
Speaker 2: Will I not wove.
Speaker 13: More?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 1: That was your joy right there?
Speaker 2: I close my.
Speaker 3: Well you think you closed your eyes for me? Clear
Speaker 3: your throat and give me some shod day.
Speaker 1: Is it a crime?
Speaker 2: Do too too? You're doing a drunk? Do too too?
Speaker 2: Is it a crime.
Speaker 11: That?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Still?
Speaker 5: Won't you?
Speaker 2: And I won't you? To whom to WoT me?
Speaker 1: You too?
Speaker 2: Oo?
Speaker 15: Do?
Speaker 2: Don't let me? I'll what wish I'd take my shoes though,
Speaker 2: Patty does on stage?
Speaker 1: Come on my love it.
Speaker 15: All right?
Speaker 8: Go on?
Speaker 2: Tell me people I know is over over years, every
Speaker 2: one of the day, every day going on right that day?
Speaker 1: What he wrote those songs?
Speaker 2: Did he just say that on them?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 2: You think I know him like that? I know him right.
Speaker 1: About Rusco prank phone call coming up now?
Speaker 2: Thank it out here come the prank phone call.
Speaker 7: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 11: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 11: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is it
Speaker 11: was all recorded on her iPad. We'll get into that,
Speaker 11: find out what that's all about. And just a few
Speaker 11: but right now it is time for the nephew and
Speaker 11: today's prank phone call?
Speaker 1: What you got for us?
Speaker 8: Nepht?
Speaker 13: Well, brothers, I don't want to scare y'all out down
Speaker 13: with the title right here, want to scare you, But
Speaker 13: this right here is child support late.
Speaker 2: Child support late. I never was late. I was never late.
Speaker 2: I was always on time with that child.
Speaker 13: Thou never never never I paid child support and my
Speaker 13: boy was with me, never spending money, spending money for
Speaker 13: no reason. Oooh the court system and something now child
Speaker 13: support late. Let's go catch up?
Speaker 14: Hello, hello, card?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 14: What was this?
Speaker 15: Just?
Speaker 14: Pressure man?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 14: Me and uh your ex man? Me and we are
Speaker 14: we've been kicking it for the last three months. I'm lan.
Speaker 15: I don't care about you. We're not together. We're not together,
Speaker 15: so why do you call it?
Speaker 2: Lee?
Speaker 14: Okay, you're no, that's cool right there.
Speaker 15: I understand all that I wanted to tell me the
Speaker 15: child together or something with you. I don't care about
Speaker 15: what you do mean not together, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't give a damn about what.
Speaker 14: You Okay, Okay, no, no, no, player, I understand that
Speaker 14: what I was calling you about was you know, you
Speaker 14: kind of behind like two three months on the on
Speaker 14: the child support man and I told her I was
Speaker 14: gonna handle this. I told her I was gonna handle
Speaker 14: the situation, you know.
Speaker 15: So now I don't need you to handle nothing. You
Speaker 15: don't need to be worried about about how many months
Speaker 15: I'm behind? Who the hell telling you all this? Anyway?
Speaker 14: When when can we expect another payment? That's what I'm
Speaker 14: asking you.
Speaker 15: First of all, don't woever call my phone with that.
Speaker 15: You understand me. Don't call my phone man, because don't
Speaker 15: my daughter.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 5: I ain't trying to.
Speaker 14: I ain't trying to handle it.
Speaker 15: I don't need you on my back and I don't
Speaker 15: need to see on my back of buy no damn
Speaker 15: child for it, because I do for my daughter. Man,
Speaker 15: So don't call my phone with that.
Speaker 14: Okay, Okay, well look let me ask is you working
Speaker 14: right now?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 15: You man says there, what what?
Speaker 14: What's your nin't preston peer presser. What I'm saying, is
Speaker 14: you working right now?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 15: And I do whatever it takes to take care of
Speaker 15: my daughter, man, So don't you worry about my job
Speaker 15: security and what I'm doing.
Speaker 14: Okay, Well today, can I just come when I just
Speaker 14: come out there whenever you get paid next time so
Speaker 14: I can pick up you know the child. Man, you
Speaker 14: don't need to come by nowhere.
Speaker 16: I tell you what.
Speaker 15: Yeahs you bring y'all around you come, i'ma give you
Speaker 15: directions right now. You bring your phone over here, because
Speaker 15: I want I want to see yr calling my damn
Speaker 15: phone talking about my damn daughter.
Speaker 14: And man, we're looking out for the well being of
Speaker 14: the baby.
Speaker 15: Man, that's what we What you think I've been doing
Speaker 15: ever since she came in as well, that's what I've
Speaker 15: been doing ever since she got here, been looking out
Speaker 15: for her well being. And some come just getting a picture.
Speaker 15: You want to tell me about my daughter, Well, then quick.
Speaker 2: Why is you three months behind?
Speaker 14: Then? Man?
Speaker 15: Matter of fact, I do everything I can for my daughter.
Speaker 15: So for you to sit up here and call me
Speaker 15: talk about it, I'm.
Speaker 14: Three months behind.
Speaker 15: I don't even keep up with that. I send money
Speaker 15: when I can. I do for my daughter. I do
Speaker 15: for my daughter for I do for myself. So if
Speaker 15: I ain't got it, just saying that means I ain't
Speaker 15: got it at all. But give me a second and
Speaker 15: I'll go get it. But don't be calling me about
Speaker 15: my daughter. Man, talk about I'm three months behind. Okay, Well,
Speaker 15: look your first all, I ain't you know, I ain't
Speaker 15: working right now, so we really need you to go
Speaker 15: on and get the money over what hold on, hold on,
Speaker 15: hold on, you ain't working, but I'm out here hustling
Speaker 15: you calling me about some money. But you over there
Speaker 15: laying over. Most of y'all need to get off y'all
Speaker 15: and do what the hell I'm doing. That's what I
Speaker 15: can't understand. It's true of you, but it's one of me,
Speaker 15: and you want to come to me with that.
Speaker 14: Man I told I was gonna handle this situation about
Speaker 14: being behind on this, you know, this little child for
Speaker 14: full situation. That's all I'm saying. I need you to
Speaker 14: go on on and give me a date man on
Speaker 14: when we can expect a payment.
Speaker 15: Okay, I'm getting you a date right now. Bring your
Speaker 15: over here right now and come pick up the paytment.
Speaker 15: I got it for you right now. You just tell
Speaker 15: me what kind of car you drive so I know
Speaker 15: because I don't. I don't want to. I don't want
Speaker 15: to bust the wrong to pull up in my driveway
Speaker 15: by mistake. I do everything for my daughter. My daughter
Speaker 15: don't have no walt on, no knees. I put shoes
Speaker 15: on her feet, cols on her back, food in or something.
Speaker 15: I do everything for her. I don't need you, and
Speaker 15: I don't. My daughter don't need you at all. I
Speaker 15: pick up from school every day and take her to
Speaker 15: her grandmother's house. So I want to live by no
Speaker 15: two or three months behind because she ain't with I.
Speaker 15: I can see if I want two or three.
Speaker 5: Months and she with out.
Speaker 14: Okay, listen, man, that's another thing with me. And ain't
Speaker 14: talk about. Were not gonna need you to be kicking
Speaker 14: us from the school no more. I'm gonna be getting
Speaker 14: her from.
Speaker 15: The school when shelf. I wish I would catch her
Speaker 15: stuff in my daughter school.
Speaker 4: You ain't picking up my daughter.
Speaker 15: Man, I don't even know who the hell you are.
Speaker 14: I told you my name is Preston.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 15: No, Preston. I'm telling you what man, I don't want
Speaker 15: you no where near my daughter. That I'm gonna talk
Speaker 15: right now because I don't want you no where near
Speaker 15: my da daughter. Man, you understand me. I don't want
Speaker 15: you nowhere live my daughter.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 15: If I can't live my daughter, I'm gonna whoop your
Speaker 15: I'm gonna let my daughter.
Speaker 14: Know me to have an egg and the baby is
Speaker 14: getting the long fine. Man. All I'm saying is we
Speaker 14: just need you to send us money.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 15: You hey, Hughie, y'all. I'm glad y'all doing good cause
Speaker 15: she'll anyway, But don't put my daughter in the middle
Speaker 15: of man.
Speaker 14: Man, I'm just happen to be in between jobs, that's all. Man.
Speaker 15: Well you need to get off yo, look in between
Speaker 15: your cheeks and go find you something. Find you a
Speaker 15: manhood sitting up there, probably on the couch eating up
Speaker 15: all of pop.
Speaker 14: Toarchs and I've only had two of them pop toars man,
Speaker 14: that's all.
Speaker 15: You ain't supposed to be having another of them because
Speaker 15: I bought that for my daughter. Man, and I appreciate
Speaker 15: you eating none of that over there. You need to
Speaker 15: get off here and feed yourself like I do. I
Speaker 15: feed myself and my daughter and probably still let.
Speaker 14: Me trate this here.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 14: I just want to talk to you about our child.
Speaker 15: Man, our child. That ain't your child.
Speaker 14: That's my I'm taking.
Speaker 15: You ain't got say man. Don't you ever say that.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 15: Don't you ever say that to me.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 15: That is not our child. Man, that's my child. Let
Speaker 15: me tell you something, man, Let me tell you something.
Speaker 15: Put your head to this phone real close.
Speaker 14: Man, about my jo I'm trying to live like me,
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Speaker 15: You ain't been here the whole time. You trying to
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Speaker 8: Man.
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Speaker 15: Y'all got to get married first. You ain't no man say, man, say,
Speaker 15: I'm gonna talk to and hell this I guarantee you
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Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a thirty eight year old married woman.
Speaker 1: This is my second marriage and my husband's first marriage.
Speaker 1: I have a twenty one year old child and an
Speaker 1: eighteen year old child, but I felt obligated to have
Speaker 1: a child with my husband because he didn't have any kids.
Speaker 11: We've been married four years and we have a three
Speaker 11: year old daughter. He used to be my world, but
Speaker 11: now my children are my world. After my iPad exposed
Speaker 11: my husband as a cheater, it was caught on video,
Speaker 11: so there's no way he can make me believe what
Speaker 11: I heard was not what I heard. My husband runs
Speaker 11: a tax prep business and he does the payroll for
Speaker 11: his brother's business. His office is down in our basement,
Speaker 11: so our daughter stays home with him every day. It
Speaker 11: has saved money on daycare, so we have a tutor
Speaker 11: come by two days a week to do activities with
Speaker 11: our daughter on her iPad, but most of the time
Speaker 11: my daughter is in the basement making videos of herself cooking,
Speaker 11: doing her doll's hair, and trying to do TikTok dances.
Speaker 11: Last week, she was doing a cooking video and my
Speaker 11: husband was in the background on the phone. My daughter
Speaker 11: shushed him in her sweet little way, and he winked
Speaker 11: at her. Then he told whoever he was on the
Speaker 11: phone with that he had to go and he'd see
Speaker 11: her at twelve thirty. While the baby was taking a nap,
Speaker 11: he was grinning from ear to ear. He also so
Speaker 11: told the person to bring her bonnet so she wouldn't
Speaker 11: sweat her hair out like last time. That evening, my
Speaker 11: daughter wanted to show me her video, but all I
Speaker 11: heard was my husband talking to his side chick. The
Speaker 11: people closest to me think we can get past this.
Speaker 11: So does he can a cheater?
Speaker 7: Ever?
Speaker 17: Change?
Speaker 1: Do I owe him a second chance? First of all,
Speaker 1: I got to say this about your little three year
Speaker 1: old daughter. She's amazing.
Speaker 11: Okay, she's quite advanced with her technical skills and all
Speaker 11: that filming herself cooking during odal's hair, doing TikTok dances.
Speaker 11: I like that, But no, you don't owe your husband
Speaker 11: a second chance. Why don't you owe him a second chance?
Speaker 11: Because he's cheating on you and you have the receipts period,
Speaker 11: And where's he going at twelve thirty when your daughter
Speaker 11: takes a nap? I mean, he's supposed to be watching
Speaker 11: her write? Can cheaters change, you, ask? I believe people
Speaker 11: can do whatever they put their minds to. Problem is
Speaker 11: will he change? Can he control himself? Or does he
Speaker 11: even want to stop cheating? Those are the questions. And
Speaker 11: it's not a matter of him changing. It's not even
Speaker 11: that he broke the trust you had in him. So
Speaker 11: it's about you now.
Speaker 1: Do you want to give him a second chance?
Speaker 2: Do you want to do that?
Speaker 1: Will you ever be able to trust him again?
Speaker 11: You don't want to be constantly worried about him cheating
Speaker 11: and whatever else he's doing. He said, he believes you
Speaker 11: guys can get past this, just like family members did.
Speaker 11: So what is he willing to do to make sure
Speaker 11: of that? Do you want to give him another chance?
Speaker 11: Like I said, will he stop cheating and do the
Speaker 11: hard work it's going to take to fix this marriage?
Speaker 11: If it can be fixed, how does he plan to
Speaker 11: make it up to you? These are more of the
Speaker 11: questions that you need to ask him. If you decide
Speaker 11: to try and work this marriage out. I will caution
Speaker 11: you to be careful, though, because at this point I'm
Speaker 11: sure he's going to say anything he thinks you want
Speaker 11: to hear.
Speaker 1: So trust what he does, not what he says. Steve,
Speaker 1: he was caught on tape.
Speaker 19: Well, oh, let me just start by saying, damn dog. Yes,
Speaker 19: I mean, just damn dog.
Speaker 14: Uh.
Speaker 1: First of all, why are you talking in front of
Speaker 1: your child, y'all?
Speaker 8: I mean, and how loud were you talking that whatever
Speaker 8: your daughter was doing on the iPad you could be
Speaker 8: heard in the background.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 8: None of this letter, none of this information in the
Speaker 8: in the letter is important about her being married before
Speaker 8: this his first marriage. Uh, he never he never had
Speaker 8: a child, so you felt obligated.
Speaker 2: To have a baby.
Speaker 8: And now y'all got a three year old, You got
Speaker 8: a twenty one year old and a ten year old,
Speaker 8: and you know that's not important. It ain't even important
Speaker 8: that his husband runs a tax prep business. That your
Speaker 8: husband runs a tax prep business and he does payroll
Speaker 8: for his brother's business. What do that got to do
Speaker 8: with anything? All this information is so irrelevant, it has
Speaker 8: nothing to do with the letter. His office is down
Speaker 8: in our basement now, This is what becomes important. The
Speaker 8: office is in the basement, so our daughter stays home
Speaker 8: with him every day. It has saved money on daycare.
Speaker 8: So we have a tu to come by two days
Speaker 8: a week to do activities with our daughter on how
Speaker 8: I paid? You have?
Speaker 16: What?
Speaker 8: So you pay somebody to come by the house two
Speaker 8: days a week, not to study, but to do activities
Speaker 8: with your daughter on high pad.
Speaker 2: I guess you're supporting the daughter.
Speaker 1: Huh, it's probably educational stuff.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, we have a tutor come by two
Speaker 8: days to do activities on our daughter's iPad.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 8: For most of the time, my daughter is in the
Speaker 8: basement making videos of herself cooking, doing her doll's hair,
Speaker 8: or trying to do TikTok dance.
Speaker 1: At what the hell?
Speaker 2: I need a tutor to come by for that for
Speaker 2: two days?
Speaker 1: What I think it's educational?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: No, anyway, she was doing a cooking video and my
Speaker 8: husband's in the background on the phone. This is where
Speaker 8: the letter gets good. This is all we need to do,
Speaker 8: and after that, I'll tell you whatever.
Speaker 11: All right, We'll have part two of Steve's response coming
Speaker 11: up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 11: Subject is it was all recorded on her iPad. We'll
Speaker 11: get back into it right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening.
Speaker 11: Morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
Speaker 11: strawberry letter. The subject is it was all recorded on
Speaker 11: her iPad.
Speaker 8: The first part of this letter is unimportant. She's been married,
Speaker 8: Her husband has it. They've been married four years. She
Speaker 8: got two kids. That's grown eighteen twenty one. He wanted
Speaker 8: a child, felt obligated. They got a three year old daughter.
Speaker 8: He works from his basement. He do his brother's taxes.
Speaker 8: The daughter stays home with them to save money on daycare,
Speaker 8: and she do TikTok videos. And y'all got a two
Speaker 8: to come by twice a week to do activities on TikTok.
Speaker 8: They ain't got damn thing to do with this letter
Speaker 8: except set us up. Your baby is always doing stuff
Speaker 8: on TikTok. Now, last week she was doing a cooking video.
Speaker 8: She's three years old. Yes, y'all gonna set the house
Speaker 8: on fire. And my husband was in the background on
Speaker 8: the phone. My daughter shushed him in her sweet little way,
Speaker 8: and he winked at her. Oh, some daddy daughter time.
Speaker 8: Then he told who ever was on the phone with
Speaker 8: that he had to go and he would see her
Speaker 8: at twelve thirty.
Speaker 2: Now, whoever he was on the phone with, you don't know.
Speaker 8: So we got a small out here, We got a loop,
Speaker 8: a chance to lie, you said, he told her, But
Speaker 8: you don't know it was her because all he said
Speaker 8: was I'll see you at twelve thirty while the baby
Speaker 8: is taking a nap.
Speaker 2: It could have been a business meeting, It could have
Speaker 2: been anything. We had to open it.
Speaker 8: But now your ass stayed on the phone and gave
Speaker 8: the incriminating evidence.
Speaker 2: Yes, he was grinning here the ear.
Speaker 8: Well, if I'm gonna make some money, I'm grinning too.
Speaker 8: He also told the person to bring your bonnet so
Speaker 8: you don't sweat your hair out like last time. What
Speaker 8: is you saying this for? In front of the damn baby.
Speaker 8: That evening, my daughter wanted to show me her video.
Speaker 8: All I heard was my husband talking to his side chick.
Speaker 8: Now it wasn't a side chick until he said, bring
Speaker 8: your bonnet so you don't sweat your hair out.
Speaker 2: Come on like last time.
Speaker 8: God, this is the information that is incriminating and the
Speaker 8: part that we must deal with immediately.
Speaker 1: I have a solution, no way, yes, no wasteve.
Speaker 8: That evening, my daughter wanted to show me the video
Speaker 8: and I heard my husband talking to his what you
Speaker 8: say this side chick? The people closest to me think
Speaker 8: we can work past this, and so does he cound
Speaker 8: of cheetah?
Speaker 2: Ever change? Do I owe him a second? Now?
Speaker 8: First of all, you left out a lot of information
Speaker 8: what he said about the phone call, how he explained it, everything.
Speaker 8: But obviously he must have told her that it was
Speaker 8: a chicken. Surey's ridiculous question was where's he going at
Speaker 8: twelve thirty?
Speaker 2: He ain't going nowhere. He leaving that baby at home.
Speaker 8: About himself, it's twelve thirty when the baby take a nap,
Speaker 8: he don't leave the house. She need to bring that
Speaker 8: bonnet so she don't swear her hair and lead no
Speaker 8: hand on these sheets that he's going nowhere. His dumb
Speaker 8: answer is at the house. What he should have said
Speaker 8: was that was not a woman on the phone. I
Speaker 8: did say come over at twelve thirty so the baby
Speaker 8: could be sleep, and I told him to bring his
Speaker 8: bonnet because sometimes he goes to the Suner it was
Speaker 8: my brother and my brother go to the sun, and
Speaker 8: I told him to bring his bonnet with him, because
Speaker 8: what you don't know was my brother just got a parent.
Speaker 1: Uh uh No, nobody's buying that. Well what else she got?
Speaker 1: What else she got?
Speaker 8: But she at least he would have had it because
Speaker 8: you didn't know who he was talking to when he said,
Speaker 8: come by a twelve while baby sleep.
Speaker 2: The problem he had was.
Speaker 8: He told her to bring a bonnet so she wouldn't
Speaker 8: sweat her hair. All we got to do is cover
Speaker 8: this bonnet and sweating hair. And that would be a
Speaker 8: man who has a James Brown parent that he was
Speaker 8: perm in his hair.
Speaker 2: And that's all it got. Now, that's all you got
Speaker 2: gonna work.
Speaker 8: Absolutely nothing, absolutely, But you need to have a shadow
Speaker 8: of doubt because in Nigeria of twelve you just need
Speaker 8: one reasonable.
Speaker 2: You just need one for reasonable doubt.
Speaker 1: It reasonable.
Speaker 8: That didn't work? Yeah, and everybody people closer, You think
Speaker 8: y'all could get past that. And so does he kenne
Speaker 8: Cheetah ever changed? She just changed all the time. Do
Speaker 8: I owe him a second chance? I don't know that
Speaker 8: you owe him anything. It's just a matter of do
Speaker 8: you want to? But you left a lot of information
Speaker 8: out of this. I'm assuming you're writing because you want
Speaker 8: to work it out. If you didn't write us, you
Speaker 8: would just say I'm done. I'm going boom boom boom,
Speaker 8: boom boom. But you have some doubts and you want
Speaker 8: to try to work it out with this man because
Speaker 8: he used to be your world.
Speaker 1: She's thinking in her head that it could be the
Speaker 1: brother with the perm.
Speaker 8: No, she's not thinking that at all. Because he was
Speaker 8: smart enough to interject that doubt early on. It's too
Speaker 8: late to double back.
Speaker 1: He's already ever, there's no doubt he did it.
Speaker 8: He's already admitted it. Shereley, Why don't you listen sometime. Oh,
Speaker 8: we'll just go with Joe hole wrecking advice.
Speaker 1: You're just mad because he got caught, and you know
Speaker 1: I have a life for it.
Speaker 2: I'm mad because he didn't think anohing about that.
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Speaker 1: Coming up next to his Junior and Sports Talk right
Speaker 1: after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
Speaker 1: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk, which
Speaker 1: you got Junior.
Speaker 10: Well, let's just say congratulations to Travis Kelsey to Kansas
Speaker 10: City Chiefs got him a new contract making him the
Speaker 10: highest paid tight end two years, thirty four point two
Speaker 10: million dollars. Uh, you know, it's so funny, said Jimmy
Speaker 10: Kimmel said, well, that's like chewing gum to your girlfriend.
Speaker 9: Taylors Wiff thirty four point to me, it's chewing.
Speaker 1: It's chewing. That's all you got to chewing up.
Speaker 2: But also unc man.
Speaker 9: Good came out, No point to me.
Speaker 2: Hey man, I ain't mad at him.
Speaker 9: This also came out.
Speaker 14: Man.
Speaker 10: Ryan Garcia tested positive for performing enhancing drugs the day
Speaker 10: before he fought Devin Haney. And this day after all,
Speaker 10: the day of the fight, after the fight with Devin Hainey.
Speaker 10: And you know, Ryan Garcia says, no, no, I didn't cheat.
Speaker 1: I didn't do any of this.
Speaker 10: After the fight too, they get tested again right in
Speaker 10: boxing after the fight, they get tested again to make
Speaker 10: sure that they didn't take any substances the day of
Speaker 10: the fight or anything like that. But he got tested positive.
Speaker 10: And then Devin Haney says it's a shame that he
Speaker 10: did do this. And then Ryan Garcia said, no, no,
Speaker 10: they paying somebody because Why is this information coming out now?
Speaker 10: Why we find it out now that my tests are
Speaker 10: positive when I don't. I don't even take substance. So
Speaker 10: we got have to see how this story turns out.
Speaker 10: But it's a it's a shame that this is boxing.
Speaker 10: This is boxing unk and if you're looking at it
Speaker 10: from a boxing perspective, this could actually be overturned and
Speaker 10: then Devin Haney will have a no contest fight that
Speaker 10: means his record goes back to perfect.
Speaker 2: But he got an you could do that, but he
Speaker 2: got his air.
Speaker 8: And because Ryan Garcia didn't make weight, he didn't lose
Speaker 8: his helt.
Speaker 9: Yeah, performing the hands and drugs or not, he's.
Speaker 2: Still told you. You know, you can say what you
Speaker 2: want to say.
Speaker 8: And I'm telling you right now, if I'm boxing, I'm
Speaker 8: taking all the poor performing their hands and drugs. I'm
Speaker 8: telling you right now, chewing them, drinking them, injecting them whatever.
Speaker 8: I'm up in there strong, chewing them now. Nothing to
Speaker 8: sit up in here on TV and pay per viewer.
Speaker 8: Just take getting my ass.
Speaker 13: For Yeah, that's got feeling that feeling. Man, God, I
Speaker 13: never fought on the platform like that before. The God
Speaker 13: damn still mind when you.
Speaker 2: Step in there. Yeah, what happens when you step step
Speaker 2: been there? What's on your mind? Show? I hope I'll
Speaker 2: whoop his ass show hope he don't whoop mind?
Speaker 9: All right, man, Well let's go ahead take the drag.
Speaker 8: I ain't had a game where I stood in the
Speaker 8: middle of the ring just started wailing no.
Speaker 1: No pop, pop, get out, pop, move it out pop move.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't have a be able to stand there
Speaker 2: and just go toe to toe and haymakers.
Speaker 10: Well, let's take a congraduations exekal Ellett. He's back with
Speaker 10: the Dallas Cowboy. We'll talk boy about that. But that's
Speaker 10: the biggest news report right.
Speaker 11: Now, Shirley, all right, thank you Jr. Coming up at
Speaker 11: the top of the hour, we'll find out who's most
Speaker 11: likely to.
Speaker 1: Do what right after this you're listening.
Speaker 7: Morning show.
Speaker 11: All right, it's time to play who on the show
Speaker 11: with most likely blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Who on this show would most likely
Speaker 1: dance at Magic City on amateur Night?
Speaker 2: We can say, ladies or who on the show.
Speaker 1: Whoever?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say cal I think you got to.
Speaker 1: Say my name.
Speaker 11: I gotta get paid, all right, Who on the show
Speaker 11: would most likely send a text to the wrong person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, email there.
Speaker 11: Pull on the show, he thinks, Yeah, because you've done
Speaker 11: it right on the show. Would most likely know all
Speaker 11: of the TikTok dances.
Speaker 2: I'd be calm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a baby. Yeah on the show. Would
Speaker 1: buy a lot of baseball caps.
Speaker 8: Here. Oh yeah, w B gonna do that way back,
Speaker 8: way back.
Speaker 2: Wave.
Speaker 1: I'm on there.
Speaker 2: Look at right now. Just look at the zoom right now,
Speaker 2: stay right there, Junior. Don't move right there where it's
Speaker 2: at y'all.
Speaker 9: Glare glare from the light.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 2: Dog. Let me explain something to you.
Speaker 8: If you can have glad on the top of your head,
Speaker 8: and the glad don't show.
Speaker 3: Hair because it ain't damn better, rhyme up in the
Speaker 3: hair stops.
Speaker 2: Glaid hair stops. Glare you know where there's glad, there
Speaker 2: is no hair. I would love to see no I
Speaker 2: been say that.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, shir you sure we have time.
Speaker 2: I'd love to see you.
Speaker 13: And Steven Ain't side by side, just to kind of
Speaker 13: see where that money is.
Speaker 1: Throw Lebron in there, both, y'all.
Speaker 2: Do sports. You know what I'm saying. I just love
Speaker 2: to see that r hairline.
Speaker 11: Sports who on the show would most likely snitch on
Speaker 11: your co workers?
Speaker 2: Sure, I don't stitch stitch s. You can't lie. You
Speaker 2: can't tell you true the show.
Speaker 15: Listen.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, guys, but I cannot lie.
Speaker 14: Is sure.
Speaker 1: Who on the show?
Speaker 2: That's right?
Speaker 11: Who on the show would most likely get dinner delivered nightly?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea I would.
Speaker 8: If you want to eat, it's gonna have to be.
Speaker 8: I don't know why you're talking about. Tommy Thomas could
Speaker 8: cook you.
Speaker 6: You did.
Speaker 1: That's how you eat now, I just had it delivered
Speaker 1: last night.
Speaker 2: And that's how you eat that. We ain't never heard
Speaker 2: about you in there, musting up something.
Speaker 1: Like marinate. My fans are still new from the store.
Speaker 11: Last one, who on this show will tell a lie
Speaker 11: on church ground?
Speaker 1: Wonder that would be the ye?
Speaker 2: What difference would make?
Speaker 1: What ground is that on church grounds? And you're lying
Speaker 1: at church? Come on on church ground, holy ground?
Speaker 2: The pastor put me in office? Turn my lie?
Speaker 14: What? What?
Speaker 12: What out?
Speaker 1: What did you lie about me?
Speaker 2: And these two dudes will fight.
Speaker 1: And church pastor? Wow, they jump off at wait wait.
Speaker 2: Wait fighting at the church.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in the church.
Speaker 2: We was good dude, we got in fights to church
Speaker 2: something okay, but you lie. We're able to question hit.
Speaker 2: You understand.
Speaker 8: That our gangs and when you met your gang in
Speaker 8: my game, we met in the church parking. We fall
Speaker 8: upon Hay Avenue at the church parking.
Speaker 1: How are you all right?
Speaker 2: Coming up?
Speaker 11: At twenty minutes after the hour, we will have more
Speaker 11: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
Speaker 11: listening Harvey Morning Show. Today is National No Pants Day?
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 1: As ladies. Of course, Carl and I get to enjoy
Speaker 1: No pants Day a lot.
Speaker 11: But how about you, guys? Is there ever a time?
Speaker 11: Is there ever a time when you just walked around
Speaker 11: without any pants?
Speaker 1: Anytime? Not just at home, but in public? Have you
Speaker 1: ever that?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Next?
Speaker 1: At work?
Speaker 2: My bad? Bad? So long as I don't stand up
Speaker 2: in this zoom long, I'll stand up? Were good? Were good?
Speaker 1: Why did I ask that question?
Speaker 2: Junior?
Speaker 1: Not in public? But at all? Happy National No Pants Day?
Speaker 1: So is it freeing?
Speaker 14: Steve?
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 1: No pants Day? Happy National No Pants Day?
Speaker 2: To you don't care about that? I'm warning my pants.
Speaker 14: You.
Speaker 2: When I'm by myself fast like you know I might,
Speaker 2: I might as well be in brave.
Speaker 8: Hard, have a kill home. I'm walking around, I'm letting
Speaker 8: the air. I'm letting the air hit places that normally
Speaker 8: don't see air.
Speaker 2: Could you be on your Do you be on your rams? Fishing? Nick?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you sound like you fish naked before?
Speaker 15: Tommy, what do you?
Speaker 1: What are you saying?
Speaker 2: Hey, y'all have not lived, man, that amazes me. Y'all
Speaker 2: just ain't live.
Speaker 8: Y'all balcony naked and it feels like somebody don put
Speaker 8: a York peppermint patty in your butt.
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Speaker 2: With it feels like mytholl in your butt.
Speaker 14: Close.
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Speaker 1: Time for a round of would you rather?
Speaker 11: Would you rather join Universe Soul Circus or perform with circus?
Speaker 9: A let universal?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Way, workers alert and that's everything.
Speaker 9: Yeah, oh yeah, they.
Speaker 2: Got safety precautions, real food trainer. You know we've been by,
Speaker 2: We've been behind the scenes. Yeah, yeah, you know, I
Speaker 2: ain't got the Universe Soul Circus. That's a party in.
Speaker 1: The big team.
Speaker 2: That line on raw you don't even have.
Speaker 1: They don't have lots they used to and a giraffe.
Speaker 13: What they got that giraffe nick The giraffe nick was shorter.
Speaker 13: It was not a legitimate giraffe.
Speaker 2: That was a lama. They put a lama out on
Speaker 2: the cart, wheels on it and cut this on.
Speaker 1: That was the lama.
Speaker 2: But the gymnasts are incredible. Though they got some great.
Speaker 14: Talent.
Speaker 8: It better be good because it ain't no damn neck.
Speaker 8: I can tell you that about. We ain't gotten it.
Speaker 14: Man.
Speaker 15: You fall.
Speaker 2: The Universal Circus, they come out there and get your ass. Bit.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: We love the Universal Circus.
Speaker 2: Yeah we do. Jackie, walk over there, all right, quite quiet, a.
Speaker 1: Little z don't forget a little.
Speaker 11: All right we have Would you rather sex and a
Speaker 11: kid waterbed or sex in a twin bed?
Speaker 1: Which one king water bed?
Speaker 2: Twin?
Speaker 8: I had.
Speaker 2: Little when you call it, you think we're gonna do
Speaker 2: a whole lot rolling raptly. No way.
Speaker 8: I can take care of this area right here, everything
Speaker 8: in this little twin bed right here.
Speaker 1: Just a yes up, I got you, all right?
Speaker 11: Would you rather your nickname be onion arms or funky feet?
Speaker 11: Onion arms or funky feet, that's your nickname, bunky feet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna.
Speaker 8: I just give me some lace them up, and ain't
Speaker 8: nobody gonna know till I get lock it in.
Speaker 1: Trap it, lock it, lock it, trap it, all right?
Speaker 11: Would you rather fry pork chops, rice and gravy or ox.
Speaker 1: Tails, rice and gravy hots?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Unanimous? All right?
Speaker 11: Would you rather call Mike Tyson and curse him out?
Speaker 11: Curse Mike Tyson out? Or would you rather call your
Speaker 11: ex to say?
Speaker 9: Hi, Yeah, I'm gonna call my ex. That's what I'm
Speaker 9: gonna do.
Speaker 1: While the first.
Speaker 15: This is.
Speaker 2: More than more than there's too much come with that,
Speaker 2: Mike Tyson, what you said to me? One more thing?
Speaker 2: I didn't want to make sure we got it right.
Speaker 2: One moth.
Speaker 1: That's today's around it.
Speaker 11: Would you rather coming up next our last break of
Speaker 11: the day, and we'll close out the show with one
Speaker 11: and only Steve Harvey right after this, you're listening Harvey
Speaker 11: Morning Show. All right, guys, here we are on this Friday,
Speaker 11: our last break of the day before we shut it
Speaker 11: down for the weekend. And Steve, you have some closing
Speaker 11: remarks for you.
Speaker 8: Just want to remind people of something that can help
Speaker 8: you in your u in your quest to be happy
Speaker 8: or successful. Like I've often said, most people I know
Speaker 8: want to be happy, are and successful. One of the
Speaker 8: key things in that. And I did this on my.
Speaker 2: Fireside chat yesterday.
Speaker 8: A woman had called in who was hand selected by
Speaker 8: some people from Sydney Portyer eight years ago to be
Speaker 8: an extra in the uh uh Saturday Night. What's that
Speaker 8: movie that that they do Town Saturday Night, Uptown Saturday Night. Yeah,
Speaker 8: she was an extra in it as a young girl.
Speaker 8: They went to the school and picked some people out
Speaker 8: and you could tell she was much older now and
Speaker 8: she had been hanging on to that dream of being
Speaker 8: an actress and never gotten any roles after that. Was
Speaker 8: just an extra in that and because someone had told
Speaker 8: them that, look, you got a future in this, they.
Speaker 2: Hung on to that. Now.
Speaker 8: Somebody picked this woman out of a crowd, her and
Speaker 8: a girlfriend and she was much older, attractive. Woman was
Speaker 8: on the fireside chat with me yesterday and said, how
Speaker 8: do you how do you stay strong and keep pursuing
Speaker 8: your dreams? And so part of my thing that I'm
Speaker 8: gonna talk to you about is how do you hold
Speaker 8: on the pursuit of your dreams. But a couple of
Speaker 8: things have to happen. One of the things is sometimes
Speaker 8: you can't be afraid to reinvent yourself. You know, is
Speaker 8: nothing wrong with reinventing yourself. It's nothing wrong with changing course.
Speaker 8: It's nothing wrong for allowing God to show you an
Speaker 8: alternative path. Oftentimes we make goals for ourselves that we're
Speaker 8: not going to get that the exact way that we
Speaker 8: planned it or thought it. You've got to be old
Speaker 8: into the reinvention of yourself. It's okay to reinvent yourself.
Speaker 8: It's okay to grow into something different. It's okay you
Speaker 8: thought you should go right, It's okay to take that
Speaker 8: detour and go left. You've got to learn that about
Speaker 8: the mission. The plan is not for you to remain
Speaker 8: the same that The plan ultimately is for you to grow,
Speaker 8: and nothing can grow without change. The second part of
Speaker 8: this is we've all got to learn how to let go,
Speaker 8: especially things in our past, and especially things that have
Speaker 8: a negative hold over us. Do you know how many
Speaker 8: people you have seen who will not let go of
Speaker 8: a negative event that has happened in their past, And
Speaker 8: every free time you see them, they bring it up
Speaker 8: over and over and over again. It is the one
Speaker 8: thing that they will not let go of. To the
Speaker 8: point where you hate to run up into them, to
Speaker 8: the point where you hate to see them, to the
Speaker 8: point where you don't even want to ask them, Hey, man,
Speaker 8: how you doing, y'all? If something happened to you and
Speaker 8: your past, you have got to let that go because
Speaker 8: it's the past. Your past belongs to history, your future
Speaker 8: belongs to God. When you concern yourself overly, concern yourself
Speaker 8: with your future or your past, you will suffer from anxiety.
Speaker 8: Anxiety is not having control of the things that you
Speaker 8: can't control anyway. You can't control your past, and you
Speaker 8: can't control the future. But if you hang on to
Speaker 8: your past, it would definitely hamper your future. You have
Speaker 8: no chance of moving forward if you keep laying wallowing
Speaker 8: in your past. I watch it over and over and
Speaker 8: over again. Former friends of mine are doing it to
Speaker 8: themselves all the time, and it's sad to watch. It's
Speaker 8: sad to what and I so want to call them
Speaker 8: and just go, hey, you know what, why don't you
Speaker 8: let that go? But then, you know what, have you
Speaker 8: ever tried to help somebody before and you give them
Speaker 8: some solid advice and then they turn on you.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had that happen?
Speaker 8: Have you ever went to somebody in a very very
Speaker 8: sincere way to say, hey, man, I've noticed something in
Speaker 8: it and I want you to consider it. And then
Speaker 8: all of a sudden they turned it on you. Or
Speaker 8: how you're gonna sit up and tell me how it
Speaker 8: ain't happened to you. No, it didn't happen to me,
Speaker 8: and I feel badly that it happened for you. But
Speaker 8: if you don't let it go, you're not gonna be
Speaker 8: able to move forward. I used to waste my time
Speaker 8: and talk to people like that. I tried to help
Speaker 8: a friend one time who kept holding on to the past,
Speaker 8: actually sat down and mapped out a plan with them
Speaker 8: how we would do it public ly together.
Speaker 2: You know what they did.
Speaker 8: They turned on me. They turned all those moments of
Speaker 8: help into sound bites for their little Instagram page and everything.
Speaker 8: They turned everything I said to them into little stuff
Speaker 8: that they wanted to further.
Speaker 2: They cause and it's a sad thing. So I had
Speaker 2: to learn how to stop. But listen to me. For
Speaker 2: those of you who will hear this, if you hang
Speaker 2: on to your past, you will hinder your future. The past.
Speaker 8: If you hang on to your past, it prevents you
Speaker 8: from performing your maximum today, and what you do today
Speaker 8: will have an effect on your tomorrow. So if you're
Speaker 8: not performing at your maximum today, that means you can't
Speaker 8: possibly be preparing for the future or setting up your tomorrow.
Speaker 8: And so, guess what, your tomorrow continues to look very
Speaker 8: much like you yesterday. You know why because that's where
Speaker 8: your focus has been. If your focus is on your yesterday,
Speaker 8: your future will always resemble your yesterday. If you want
Speaker 8: a brighter future, let go of the past and see
Speaker 8: what God has for you. Those are my closing remarks today.
Speaker 8: Talk to God today. He would absolutely love to hear
Speaker 8: from you, and let go of your past. It'll help
Speaker 8: your future.
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