Speaker 1: My wife said, you'll leave me if I don't stop
Speaker 1: speaking in Star Wars quotes. Divorce is strong with this one.
Speaker 2: My son Luke loves how I named our kids after
Speaker 2: Star Wars characters. My daughter Chewbecca not so much.
Speaker 1: A Star Wars obsessed Mexican couple had a son. They
Speaker 1: named him Obi Wan.
Speaker 2: What's the internal temperature of a Tontan? Lukewarm?
Speaker 1: My friend got a Star Wars tattoo. You should have
Speaker 1: seen the Luke on his face?
Speaker 2: Who plays Han solo in the Norwegian version of Star
Speaker 2: Wars Harrison Fjord.
Speaker 1: Which our warship didn't like to work the millennial Falcon.
Speaker 2: I tried to come up with a Star Wars joke,
Speaker 2: but I didn't want to force it.
Speaker 1: Where does Julian Assane upload Star Wars spoilers? Wookie leaks.
Speaker 2: Know why the Jedi don't have a navy because sailing
Speaker 2: is a path to the dock side.
Speaker 1: Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt
Speaker 1: of the Jedi.
Speaker 2: What app does a Jedi used to read? Pdf files? Adobe? One? Kenobi?
Speaker 1: More dad jokes are coming up after this quick break.
Speaker 1: My musician friend wants to be a Jedi. It's too
Speaker 1: bad his mini Chlorian count is too low.
Speaker 2: A virtually unknown deaf actor applied to be in Return
Speaker 2: of the Jedi, but they wanted a bigger death Star.
Speaker 1: Which Jedi trains bodybuilders? Kagone g y m.
Speaker 2: What do you call it when a Jedi tries too
Speaker 2: hard to make something funny? Forced joke?
Speaker 1: Why do the Jedi only drink gray goose because only
Speaker 1: a Sith drinks absolute.
Speaker 2: What do you call a nervous Jedi? Pnnakin skywalker?
Speaker 1: What do you call a Jedi in disguise? Mannequin skywalker?
Speaker 2: Why are the Jedi so successful at avoiding email viruses
Speaker 2: because they avoid attachments?
Speaker 1: Which ex Jedi is the best at maths? Count dooku?
Speaker 2: What sith lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them darthritis?
Speaker 1: What do you call five Siths piled on top of
Speaker 1: a lightsaber a sith kebab?
Speaker 2: What do you call a sith lord who works at
Speaker 2: a restaurant? Darth Wader?
Speaker 1: Where do you sith by their outfits at the Darth Mall?
Speaker 2: What is a Sith's favorite singer? Darth Brooks?
Speaker 1: What do you call a Sith potito Darth teeter?
Speaker 2: What happened when the sith Lord used a nerf gun
Speaker 2: in combat, he became Darth Vader.
Speaker 1: Why is it so expensive to join the Sith I
Speaker 1: mean it cost Anakin an arm and a leg to join.
Speaker 2: Where did the sith shop at the mall? Everything's half off?
Speaker 1: What do you call a cat that has become a
Speaker 1: sith Lord?
Speaker 2: Garth Field, a pilot Jedi and sith Lord walks into
Speaker 2: a canteena the bartender says, what can I get you? Anakin?
Speaker 1: What do you call a sith Lord that avoids conflict
Speaker 1: Darth Vader?
Speaker 2: How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil? Since the fifth grade?
Speaker 1: Darth Vader's favorite exercise scythops.
Speaker 2: What kind of chicken does Darth Vader order at KFC?
Speaker 2: Dark Meat?
Speaker 1: Darth Vader always knew what Luke got him for Father's Day.
Speaker 1: He could sense his prisons.
Speaker 2: Why was Darth Vader so much taller than Luke or
Speaker 2: Lea because his suit added two feet.
Speaker 1: Why did Darth Vader cross the road to get to
Speaker 1: the dark Side?
Speaker 2: How does Darth Vader like his toast on the dark Side?
Speaker 1: Why did Darth Vader move to Manhattan? He heard New
Speaker 1: York is the Empire State. What's Darth Vader's favorite band Weezer?
Speaker 1: What's Darth Vader's favorite cooking utensil? And yu Wuck?
Speaker 2: Why was Luke Skywalker unlucky with love? He was looking
Speaker 2: at all the wrong places.
Speaker 1: Where did Luke Skywalker get his robot hand at the
Speaker 1: second hand store?
Speaker 2: Sometimes Luke Skywalker can't help but to dress up like
Speaker 2: a nun. It's a force of habit.
Speaker 1: What did Hans Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: May the forks be with you?
Speaker 2: What is Luke Skywalker's favorite genre of music? Yoda Lane?
Speaker 1: What did Obi Wan Kenobi see to Luke Skywalker when
Speaker 1: he saw him stribbling with his chapsticks? Use the forks, Luke.
Speaker 2: Why didn't Hans Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was chewy?
Speaker 1: What's it called when you analyze the differences between Hans
Speaker 1: Solo and Indiana Jones comparison for it?
Speaker 2: Why did Hans Solo get angry when he hugged Princess Leah?
Speaker 2: She was still Luke warm.
Speaker 1: I saw a really accurate cosplay of Frozen Han Solo.
Speaker 1: It was a carbonite copy.
Speaker 2: What did Hans Solo say when Chewbacca made his first error.
Speaker 2: That was a Wookie mistake. I'm Bob Jeffe and.
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