Speaker 1: Yesterday, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to
Speaker 1: watch a movie. She said, what movie would you like
Speaker 1: to see? I said, you pick? She said you pick.
Speaker 1: I said I don't care you pick. She said, sir,
Speaker 1: there are people behind you waiting to buy tickets.
Speaker 2: I finally decided to propose to my vegan fiance. Do
Speaker 2: I go with one character? Two?
Speaker 1: My wife told me she's clearly a much better driver
Speaker 1: than me because she has more points.
Speaker 2: What's the best chase to build a small house with cottage? Chase?
Speaker 1: Finally got a job on the railway. I'm full he trained.
Speaker 2: Someone broke into my shed and stole my daughter's limbo stick.
Speaker 2: How low can you go?
Speaker 1: What's the last words of Descartes? I think not.
Speaker 2: My favorite Mexican restaurant just closed. I'm too upset to
Speaker 2: talk about it.
Speaker 1: In America, who's raising awareness about two, three, five, seven, eleven, etc.
Speaker 1: No one, we don't have a prime minister.
Speaker 2: I went to the store and I wanted to get
Speaker 2: six bottles of sprite. When I got home, I saw
Speaker 2: that I picked seven up.
Speaker 1: Bet you didn't know people eat more bananas than monkeys.
Speaker 1: Please let me know in the comments when you last
Speaker 1: ate a monkey.
Speaker 2: Somebody stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you.
Speaker 2: You have my word.
Speaker 1: Hang in there for more laughs and groans After this
Speaker 1: quick announcement. My friends think I have an intimacy problem.
Speaker 1: Obviously they don't know me.
Speaker 2: Why do all the cats hide in space because there's
Speaker 2: a vacuum.
Speaker 1: I just watched a riveting film about the nervous system.
Speaker 1: It was Axon Packed.
Speaker 2: Did you hear about the Swedish prime minister? He had
Speaker 2: to build his own cabinet. A drummer had four daughters
Speaker 2: he named Amana one and a two, and a three
Speaker 2: and a four. I'm Bob Jeffy and I'm Montgomery Jones.
Speaker 2: Stay tuned until the end of the episode for a
Speaker 2: bonus Dad joke. Our goal is to spread laughter and
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Speaker 2: boat form the right or the left side? No, either
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