Speaker 1: It's time now for church complaints. With Reverend Motown and
Speaker 1: Deacon death Jam. We are hell.
Speaker 2: In a most bosiferous way as we proflocate our dilosis.
Speaker 2: Well remembers, knowing full well that we are pulling towards
Speaker 2: the inner being of my scarity. Yeah, oh, let us
Speaker 2: begin with church complaints before I over preach myself this morning,
Speaker 2: because I.
Speaker 1: Feel that.
Speaker 2: I say, I feel a pontinuity, you know, things of
Speaker 2: that nature.
Speaker 3: Come on, deacon all right, pastor now for some reason,
Speaker 3: today is all sisters church complaints. It's all sisters church complaints.
Speaker 3: They are in a frendy right now. Let's see first here,
Speaker 3: Sister frieda hind brother Larry got into it this weekend
Speaker 3: and she called the police. He in turn called rental
Speaker 3: center on her. Now her man and her furniture is gone.
Speaker 3: She's asking can the church help her get both of
Speaker 3: them back? But that's that's just a major situation furniture and.
Speaker 2: A church have a new policy to refrain from intervening
Speaker 2: in domestic qualls and issues. Also one other announcement that
Speaker 2: we're going to refrain from from now on. At the
Speaker 2: beginning of complaints, I will not preach such.
Speaker 1: A high IQ. Wait, why should get more?
Speaker 2: Because I'm starting to hear from I'm starting to hear
Speaker 2: from constituents that they don't understand me, so obviously I'm
Speaker 2: over their heads.
Speaker 1: So we will go back to basic, ordinary, Southern our
Speaker 1: vible messaging.
Speaker 3: Don't you quit being a genius that you are? Now,
Speaker 3: don't you do that? Don't you do that?
Speaker 2: No, sometimes you have to back it down. I don't
Speaker 2: want to Dennis Miller the congregation, just the header.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you went over a lot of people here
Speaker 1: with that one though. Okay, then I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 2: Well, let me put it to you this way. Oh,
Speaker 2: we're gonna Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 1: Them more that.
Speaker 3: Okay, All right then, okay, listen here I sister Denidre,
Speaker 3: Sister Dnidris, asking if we can pay for all nine
Speaker 3: of her kids to go see the doctor. They ate
Speaker 3: some beans and wingers at her mother's house. Sister Laerlin,
Speaker 3: the expiration date was nineteen eighty eight on the beans
Speaker 3: in two thousand and nine.
Speaker 1: On the wiener.
Speaker 3: The kids keep saying their stomach hurricane. Is it possible
Speaker 3: that we can help the cheering basket? Well, first of
Speaker 3: all them children's is not lying about that. The stomach
Speaker 3: y is hurt.
Speaker 2: But I don't think you're gonna have to take them
Speaker 2: to the hospital. I think we're gonna let the foster
Speaker 2: care system pay for that because Child Potential Services will
Speaker 2: be there and have all them removed before nightfall once
Speaker 2: this story hit. We don't have to pay for it
Speaker 2: here at the church. We're gonna let the system pay
Speaker 2: for it because the foster care we'll.
Speaker 1: Get them into the hospital in need.
Speaker 2: But you don't need to be at nobody at house
Speaker 2: serving hot dog from two thousand and nine.
Speaker 1: Amen.
Speaker 3: Amen, all right, preservatives in that cannervative.
Speaker 1: All right, we got a situation.
Speaker 3: Sister Scharita says she was waiting on Bobby Jenkins to
Speaker 3: come over Saturday night. He said, he came by, but
Speaker 3: her daddy was on the front porch. She said, now
Speaker 3: that was me. I took my wig off. Uh, now
Speaker 3: he won't come back, and she wanted to know what
Speaker 3: she should do.
Speaker 2: Well, sister, just going off the small amount of information
Speaker 2: I had, the one thing clearly to me that needs
Speaker 2: to be dune. You don't ever need to take that
Speaker 2: wig off. Get you getting mistaken for your daddy.
Speaker 1: Because you don't have the right amount of hell card
Speaker 1: her mercy.
Speaker 3: All right, he has the situation that takes place till
Speaker 3: sister Raja wants to know if she's right around.
Speaker 1: He wants to know she's right around.
Speaker 3: Her ex husband called and said he wanted her back.
Speaker 1: She told him I don't.
Speaker 3: Date men with kids, and he said, but they your kids.
Speaker 3: She said, that's not my problem. Is she right around?
Speaker 1: I love her.
Speaker 2: I like the fact that she has developed a new
Speaker 2: set of standards in her life and she don't date
Speaker 2: me and with kids, even though them kids is hers
Speaker 2: and here I find that to be quite amazing and
Speaker 2: or in the ultimate get.
Speaker 1: Out of a situation if I've ever seen one.
Speaker 2: It reminds me of a young fella had come to
Speaker 2: my office recently, and that's for me.
Speaker 1: If I was single, would.
Speaker 2: I go on a cruise with my ex when anything happened?
Speaker 1: I said, fool.
Speaker 2: Boy, you sound like a church complaint. Oh, it's just amazing.
Speaker 2: How howney is they thinks like that? You don't yo,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna mention no names from any time you
Speaker 2: come to my office in privacy, I remain up dedicated
Speaker 2: to the uh, you know what? They call it discrepancy. Unaw,
Speaker 2: that ain't the wood. No, I prefer discrepancy. Tell me
Speaker 2: which one of my big words to use?
Speaker 1: Watch out? All right, all right, thank you Reverend Motown
Speaker 1: taking death cham for church complaints and I didn't mention it.
Speaker 1: Brother Junior, you don't think they know what I'm talking about?
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