Speaker 1: What type of golf clubs does Travis Kelsey hit?
Speaker 2: Taylor Meade, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page had their tea
Speaker 2: time canceled after heavy rains. The course was still drying
Speaker 2: the fairway to seven.
Speaker 1: Did you hear that Boeing designed their own brand of
Speaker 1: golf clubs? You were pretty much guaranteed to get a
Speaker 1: hold in one.
Speaker 2: Three golf clubs walked into a bar. The putter ordered
Speaker 2: a beer, the wedge ordered some whiskey. The bartender asked
Speaker 2: the third one if he wanted anything. He replied, no, thanks,
Speaker 2: I'm the driver.
Speaker 1: A golf ball is still a golf ball, no matter
Speaker 1: how you put it.
Speaker 2: Why do golf announcers whisper? They don't want to wake
Speaker 2: up the spectators.
Speaker 1: Not everyone can play golf the way I do. It
Speaker 1: takes a lot of balls.
Speaker 2: A lion would never play golf, but a tiger would.
Speaker 1: Do you think I'm good at golf? Dad asked my
Speaker 1: son before his t shot. I said, you've got a
Speaker 1: fair way to go yet.
Speaker 2: Why did Ganendorf take up golfing? He wanted to hit
Speaker 2: the links.
Speaker 1: I just ordered a golf ball from Swiss cheesemakers. They
Speaker 1: promised lots of holes in one.
Speaker 2: Why did they call it golf because all the other
Speaker 2: four letter words were taken?
Speaker 1: Hang in there for more laughs and groans after this
Speaker 1: quick announcement. My friend was missing with a drill around
Speaker 1: my golf balls. Now I got a hole in one.
Speaker 2: Hitler tried unsuccessfully to take up the sport of golf,
Speaker 2: but he always ended up in the bunker.
Speaker 1: I don't want to brag about my golf game, but
Speaker 1: it's subpar.
Speaker 2: What's more intimidating than Tiger Woods as a golf opponent?
Speaker 2: Tiger Woods is a golf location.
Speaker 1: Russia's president stayed at a posh London hotel where they
Speaker 1: had a practice golf green on the roof. Yes, Putin
Speaker 1: was putting on the ritz.
Speaker 2: I'm teaching my dog to golf. He's got little paws
Speaker 2: in his back swing.
Speaker 1: Hey, you taking your kid golfing? Is he any good?
Speaker 1: He's okay, but he has a hell of a short game.
Speaker 2: Why are all many golf players depressed? They have no drive?
Speaker 1: What is a golfer's favorite drink? Green tea?
Speaker 2: What does a golfer value most in a computer? It's
Speaker 2: hard drive.
Speaker 1: Did you hear about the golfer who shot and killed
Speaker 1: a Mexican guy. He got a hole in one.
Speaker 2: A golfer is playing a par four hole. His first
Speaker 2: shot is right down the middle, but the second shot
Speaker 2: lands in a sand trap. He swings hard, the ball
Speaker 2: clears the trap, but hooks badly. A famous rock group
Speaker 2: is walking by. The ball ricochets off the side of
Speaker 2: the head of Mick Jagger, killing him instantly. It bounces
Speaker 2: off the head of Keith Richards, killing him too, but
Speaker 2: then lands on the green and rolls into the cup. Yep,
Speaker 2: you got it. He killed two stones with one birdie.
Speaker 1: Do you know what the good golfer said? When asked
Speaker 1: if he was responsible for the good deeds of a donation,
Speaker 1: he said, I chipped.
Speaker 2: In, why do some golfers get caught having an affair?
Speaker 2: They had a bad lie?
Speaker 1: What is the best diet for golfer greens?
Speaker 2: Only went golfing and only hit two good balls all day.
Speaker 2: I stepped on a rake. I'm Bob Jeffy.
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