Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
Speaker 1: Y'all don't know y'all.
Speaker 3: All at all, So.
Speaker 4: Don't given a.
Speaker 1: Black millon busy.
Speaker 5: Listening to.
Speaker 4: To I don't Joy Yeah, Joy.
Speaker 6: Show.
Speaker 4: You got that.
Speaker 3: Love turn You gotta turn, you.
Speaker 7: To turn the mouth, turn.
Speaker 8: You probably got to turn the mouth, turn out the
Speaker 8: water the monk.
Speaker 9: Come on, come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure
Speaker 9: will good runing everybody you are listening to the voice,
Speaker 9: Come on, dig me now, want it only?
Speaker 2: Steve harvey Man got a radio show. Real glad about
Speaker 2: it too.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: I hope that God always keeps me in the frame
Speaker 2: of mind to try to be sharing and try to
Speaker 2: be motivational and ubly even when it's not felt or
Speaker 2: wanted by some people. I have people around me who
Speaker 2: seem to not benefit at all or anything, and I
Speaker 2: can sit with them and talk to them or take
Speaker 2: meetings with them to try to encourage them, and for
Speaker 2: whatever reason, you know, they want to just keep going
Speaker 2: the way they're going. When you run into people like that,
Speaker 2: you have to pray for them. You have to just
Speaker 2: hope that one day that they release the chains on
Speaker 2: their mind and open up your mind to a new
Speaker 2: way of thinking. A couple of things I wanted to
Speaker 2: go over with that I want you to all today
Speaker 2: in terms of motivation, I want you to be aware
Speaker 2: of statements or old sayings that have been created that
Speaker 2: you hear over the course of time, and you may
Speaker 2: be applying them to your life. And I want you
Speaker 2: to be careful of some of them because some of
Speaker 2: these old sayings, man, are not designed for people who
Speaker 2: are dreamers, are not designed for people who have any
Speaker 2: aspirations of being extraordinary. These are not designs or sayings
Speaker 2: that people who want to be extremely successful at anything
Speaker 2: or have high aspirations to put these sayings into your life.
Speaker 2: Let me give you an example. Statistics say that's it.
Speaker 2: That's the one I want you to be careful about.
Speaker 2: Statistics say, be very careful of stats. When a person says,
Speaker 2: you know, statistics, say one out of every what see,
Speaker 2: listen to me.
Speaker 3: These are things that sound.
Speaker 2: Like they're good, sound solid advice, but they're setting you
Speaker 2: up for failure. And you can't adhere yourself to a
Speaker 2: lot of these sayings that's been passed down from generations,
Speaker 2: and it's not scripture. It ain't in a scripture. Nowhere
Speaker 2: that statistics say. It's just some people, and a lot
Speaker 2: of people who have lost have come up with these
Speaker 2: sayings to justify why they keep losing or why they lost.
Speaker 2: When I was earth got started in the business, there
Speaker 2: were more stand ups around now than it is today
Speaker 2: because the comedy boom in eighty four eighty five was
Speaker 2: it was gaining a lot of momentums, comedy club, comedy
Speaker 2: nights everywhere. The statistic that a guy told me I
Speaker 2: told him I wanted to be on the Johnny Carson Show,
Speaker 2: the Tonight Show. The guy said, one out of every
Speaker 2: two thousand comedians ever make it to the Tonight Show. Okay, Now,
Speaker 2: when he told us that, some of the comedians in
Speaker 2: the room went, well, wow, man, that's rough. Because a
Speaker 2: guy had also said that there was approximately six thousand
Speaker 2: comedians in the country at that time. I don't know
Speaker 2: if it was true. I'm just telling you a guy
Speaker 2: was out there spewing numbers. I have no idea how
Speaker 2: many it was, but he said one in every two
Speaker 2: thousand will make it to the Tonight Show. And he
Speaker 2: let the air out of everybody in the room but me.
Speaker 2: So every night before I went on stage, I used
Speaker 2: to do this right here, bae.
Speaker 10: Bad.
Speaker 2: That was the tonight theme song. I was young opening
Speaker 2: act nowhere near Hollywood, didn't I was in Cleveland telling
Speaker 2: jokes at one night. But that was my thing because
Speaker 2: I was bent and determined that if it's one in
Speaker 2: two thousand, okay, why don't I just be the one?
Speaker 3: Be careful when.
Speaker 2: People say statistics say because they are set up to fulfailure.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna adhere to him. See that won in
Speaker 2: so many it wanted. So many people win the lottery.
Speaker 2: But if you don't play the lottery, you ain't gonna
Speaker 2: be the one to hit. Not when the dude hit
Speaker 2: you go while he was lucky, but he played. Here's
Speaker 2: another one. Maybe it's not meant to be. Let's go
Speaker 2: one step further. I guess it wasn't the Lord's will.
Speaker 2: Don't you dare blame God for something you may have
Speaker 2: not done yourself because you didn't get the proper education,
Speaker 2: because you didn't do the things you were supposed to do,
Speaker 2: because you didn't stay to the task, because you quit
Speaker 2: turned around and with the other way. Now, maybe it's
Speaker 2: not it wasn't the Lord's will. These are all statements
Speaker 2: that sound like sound advice, but they ain't all the time,
Speaker 2: got nothing to do with you. Stop letting these old
Speaker 2: fogy sayings get in your way of what can happen
Speaker 2: in your life. Don't put all your eggs in one basket?
Speaker 1: Who came up with this?
Speaker 3: Who came up with it?
Speaker 2: If you don't pour all your efforts into one thing,
Speaker 2: how are you gonna be great at that one thing?
Speaker 2: If Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird had
Speaker 2: not played basketball sun up to sundown. Magic Johnson didn't
Speaker 2: go to Michigan to get an education. Larry Berry ain't
Speaker 2: go to Indiana to get an education. These cats was balling.
Speaker 2: Michael Jordan didn't go to North Carolina get an education.
Speaker 2: They went to play ball. They went to do one thing.
Speaker 2: Tiger Woods didn't go to Stanford to get an education.
Speaker 2: He went to play golf. Soon as he got good enough,
Speaker 2: he gone, These are guys that put all they eggs
Speaker 2: in one basket. See what's cool with putting all your
Speaker 2: eggs in one basket is you now can maximize your
Speaker 2: effort and laser beam what you're doing. Your problem is
Speaker 2: all you gotta do is make sure what is your
Speaker 2: basket made out of If your basket is made out
Speaker 2: of faith, hope, hard work, and belief, then guess what,
Speaker 2: that's a good basket. I'm dumping all mine in it.
Speaker 2: Because ever since I was a young dude, I've been
Speaker 2: telling jokes, one thing, one thing only.
Speaker 3: Even when it got.
Speaker 2: Ugly and I was living in I never quit telling
Speaker 2: them jokes.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: I just kept believing that them jokes was gonna pay
Speaker 2: me one day, and I'll be dog gone if it didn't.
Speaker 2: I ain't take no time off. Go work at the Walmart,
Speaker 2: get me a job, go back to Ford and big
Speaker 2: for my job back. Hey, man, put all your eggs
Speaker 2: in a basket. Just make sure that your basket is
Speaker 2: made up of faith, hope, belief, hard work. Your basket
Speaker 2: woven by God.
Speaker 3: What you tripping for?
Speaker 2: You're defeating yourself. Where is your faith? Where is your belief?
Speaker 2: Where is your trust? At one point in time, you
Speaker 2: got to bleed that God could do what he said
Speaker 2: gonna do because he'dn't done it for others, He'll most
Speaker 2: certainly do it for you. Be careful of these sayings
Speaker 2: that's out here, that's aligned by losers and people to
Speaker 2: justify why they are not succeeding. Don't apply this stuff
Speaker 2: to your life, and it ain't got nothing to do
Speaker 2: with you. You're gonna mess yourself up. All right, Okay,
Speaker 2: you're listening hard morning, ladies and gentlemen. Let me have
Speaker 2: your undivided attention. You know what, I've tried to find
Speaker 2: different ways to say it every day, and you know
Speaker 2: I started sounding redundant, but I just don't know how
Speaker 2: else to say it to you, that how good and
Speaker 2: amazing God really is. I just keep I keep marveling
Speaker 2: at the fact that He manages to raise that sun
Speaker 2: up every day, said it every day, controls, it, operates,
Speaker 2: all of this in the universe, in the world, answers,
Speaker 2: prayers for most anybody that I ask him, has a
Speaker 2: relationship with everybody that wants want, is willing to forgive
Speaker 2: you no matter what you've done, and will give you
Speaker 2: a fresh start over and over and over and over again,
Speaker 2: and then wakes you up whether you say thank you
Speaker 2: or not, and keeps doing it in hopes that you
Speaker 2: will turn around and have a relationship with him. Now, Zach,
Speaker 2: who does that? Because I just didn't describe no person
Speaker 2: I know, so must be him again. Thank you Lord.
Speaker 2: Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi
Speaker 2: Monica Junior and the legend that's growing in Nephew Tommy
Speaker 2: Now Junior, Yes, huh. Today, as always, the curiosity has risen.
Speaker 2: Now what is it today?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna believe it today? Oh yeah, this grandfather
Speaker 1: thing got to stop.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I can't do this here. I'm not a good grandfather
Speaker 1: at all. I'll never be you.
Speaker 11: I'm nothing to do because I talked to the baby yesterday. Ya,
Speaker 11: I can't be a Pappaul shir I talked to the
Speaker 11: baby yesterday.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I told him. I said, Hey, what happened to Man's
Speaker 1: going out?
Speaker 4: He said?
Speaker 1: Josh his classmate. He thinks my voice is his free
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 12: Do this here.
Speaker 1: Kids is telling me like I'm going to school, like
Speaker 1: I'm going to pre k with him. All I said, Hey,
Speaker 1: man was going on?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 1: He said, Josh, Josh, you.
Speaker 3: Know what that means, Junior.
Speaker 1: I can't do this here.
Speaker 2: I'm not your way.
Speaker 3: Do you know what that means?
Speaker 1: I don't know what it means.
Speaker 2: Well, let me help you.
Speaker 1: You have the voice.
Speaker 3: You have the voice of a folio.
Speaker 1: Okay, ah had a corte, but you know what my
Speaker 1: feelings all cartoon.
Speaker 3: Wait, we gotta let that mayor now all cartoon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, man, that could lead to some
Speaker 2: advantages to being a grandfather junior. You're gonna have to
Speaker 2: embrace this man, because it's not going anywhere. You became
Speaker 2: all this in one day, and one day you were
Speaker 2: a husband, kay, a father okay, and a grandfather. Don't like.
Speaker 3: All in one day. You didn't ramp it up. No,
Speaker 3: you didn't get to be married, then have children, then learn.
Speaker 2: How to raise kids. Didn't watch they kids have kids.
Speaker 2: You didn't do none of that.
Speaker 1: Anytime you talk to your grandchild, don't they know it's
Speaker 1: your voice on? Don't they deal?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: I sound like I sound like a grandfather, don't you?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well imagine this, hey man, what's going on?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 3: How you doing?
Speaker 1: Josh?
Speaker 2: Well, you're lucky he didn't call you SquarePants sponge.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's your grandfather voice.
Speaker 3: Was a compliment.
Speaker 7: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we
Speaker 7: will hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back.
Speaker 2: Right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. It is time now for
Speaker 7: the nephew to run that prank back. Nephew, what you got?
Speaker 8: Uh? You know, let's go ahead and be as stupid
Speaker 8: as I was yesterday. I mean it's the same thing.
Speaker 8: We gonna run it back. So we're just gonna be
Speaker 8: just double ignorant, that's all all right? Yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 8: know this right here is check settlement, got dog if
Speaker 8: you would, Let's see if we can be extra stupid
Speaker 8: this morning.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, let's go.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Hello. Right, I'm trying to reach out this place. How
Speaker 2: you doing?
Speaker 8: It's attorney over to associates. All right, I want to
Speaker 8: give you a call. I just got your file that
Speaker 8: hit my desk, and we got a check going out
Speaker 8: to you on monday. You came in yesterday, correct, Yes, okay, listen,
Speaker 8: we got a few low glitches here. We want to
Speaker 8: go over with I want to go over with you
Speaker 8: and make sure we get this all ironed out before
Speaker 8: you come in on Monday. And I'll have a check
Speaker 8: definitely waiting on you when you get here. All right,
Speaker 8: You're supposed to be getting six four hundred and ten dollars, unfortunately,
Speaker 8: is being reduced to twelve hundred due to injuries. Not
Speaker 8: being as as bad as they say it was a
Speaker 8: lot of calculations got really mixed up on our paperwork here.
Speaker 8: And please keep in mind that on the twelve hundred,
Speaker 8: we still haven't taken out our fee, which is like
Speaker 8: about thirty three and the third we'll have a check
Speaker 8: for you on Monday in the ballpark of four to
Speaker 8: five hundred dollars.
Speaker 13: Oh, hold on, hold on, hold up, Okay, I'm still
Speaker 13: getting it. So what was the total mount that y'all
Speaker 13: got from the laws from the.
Speaker 8: Should Evidently the person that did these calculations completely did
Speaker 8: them wrong. I do apologize for this being a mishap
Speaker 8: on our part and it's totally screwed up, and I
Speaker 8: do apologize on the behalf of the of the association
Speaker 8: here that we've dropped the ball on that. But your
Speaker 8: actual check has been reduced to twelve hundred dollars, okay,
Speaker 8: and that's without us taking the law fees out of it.
Speaker 13: So I just just right, because how was six thousand
Speaker 13: dollars cover the doctor bill.
Speaker 12: And the con practice?
Speaker 8: Well, from my understanding, man, what they're also stating is
Speaker 8: that your injuries are not that bad, and I don't
Speaker 8: don't want to be the bear of bad news.
Speaker 2: They're actually wondering if you were actually hurt at all.
Speaker 12: So I even had to get injections, okay from the
Speaker 12: con practice Okay, and do you have any you I
Speaker 12: have some medical documents here, and I understand that you've
Speaker 12: been going and you probably looks like you went over
Speaker 12: at least at least two months going to the doctor
Speaker 12: and getting and getting therapy.
Speaker 4: And and I was his call.
Speaker 12: That was a conpractice call.
Speaker 13: That wasn't my decision. Okay, Well at this called from
Speaker 13: from my injury.
Speaker 8: Exactly, and a lot of a lot of these doctor fees,
Speaker 8: and that you've gone to eating up eating up a
Speaker 8: lot of these funds. And I tell you, these doctor
Speaker 8: bills they get pretty high out there. I do want
Speaker 8: to apologize. What we're gonna do here since we've dropped
Speaker 8: the ball on this. We're gonna give you the check
Speaker 8: for twelve hundred and not even take the law fees
Speaker 8: out of it. And I'll have that check waiting on
Speaker 8: you on Monday morning.
Speaker 12: That's just okay.
Speaker 13: I understand what you're saying. But I'm trying to figure
Speaker 13: out is from the I need to see some work
Speaker 13: of stating what was the total Mount check that was
Speaker 13: written from the insurance company, plus what was the portion
Speaker 13: that was supposed to be taken out for the chiropractic
Speaker 13: plus the portion that was supposed to be taken out
Speaker 13: from a doctor himself. That you're telling me six thousand
Speaker 13: that's not gonna wouldn't have covered that and leave me
Speaker 13: with only twelve hundred.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm not at liberty to let you look at
Speaker 8: this paperwork anymore. I'm calling you basically to let you
Speaker 8: know I have a twelve hundred dollars check for you.
Speaker 8: If you don't want that, then you can go ahead
Speaker 8: and take some.
Speaker 13: Other legal I mean that is a sign of right, Robert.
Speaker 13: I mean from the entire month, because I got the
Speaker 13: paperwork from the chiropractor stating what Mount was paid.
Speaker 2: I understand that, ma'am. What I'm trying to let you
Speaker 2: know the issues there there.
Speaker 8: What's going on right now is the response coming back
Speaker 8: is that you're not actually hurt at all.
Speaker 2: That's what they're saying. They're saying you're not hate at all.
Speaker 8: Actually, I don't want to use the words, but they're
Speaker 8: saying that you've been faking this the whole time.
Speaker 13: I need to see some paperwork with far to check.
Speaker 13: This doesn't sound right and that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 8: Well, all right, now, you know I'm the last person
Speaker 8: that that this file is gonna come across. It's coming
Speaker 8: across my desk. This is pretty much a take it
Speaker 8: or leave it option, you know.
Speaker 13: And if you don't leave no, no, no, no, I
Speaker 13: mean you don't have to get an a to me
Speaker 13: because you are my lawyer and i'm your client.
Speaker 2: Well, you're not gonna raise your voice. You're not gonna
Speaker 2: raise your voice. Set me.
Speaker 8: That's not gonna happen either. So let's let's pipe it
Speaker 8: down a bit. Okay, Now here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 8: Do you want the twelve hundred dollars check or do
Speaker 8: you not want it?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 8: I've already wavered the fees of the of the attorneys here.
Speaker 8: Do you want the twelve hundred or do you want
Speaker 8: me to reduce it to four hundred?
Speaker 13: No, I don't want twelve undred because i'mnna take you
Speaker 13: to court, So that doesn't time.
Speaker 6: If he's supposed to be my.
Speaker 8: Lawyer, I'm being the best attorney that you probably could afford,
Speaker 8: young lady.
Speaker 2: Okay, and I'm trying to do the best I can
Speaker 2: to help you.
Speaker 13: Now, you, from what I understand is I'm trying to say,
Speaker 13: that's not gonna be acceptable. I just have to get
Speaker 13: a lawyer to you.
Speaker 6: That's not you know, you know, you people continue to
Speaker 6: want to offer.
Speaker 13: Yesterday when we came.
Speaker 2: In, I didn't.
Speaker 8: I wasn't there doing the meeting yesterday. Like I said,
Speaker 8: these papers just landed on my desk today. What I'm
Speaker 8: not going to tolerate is you people consistently wanting to
Speaker 8: file a lawsuit on somebody.
Speaker 2: Now you want to file a lawsuit on me. You know,
Speaker 2: if you're going way too.
Speaker 3: Far with this.
Speaker 6: This isn't I want to talk to.
Speaker 1: Well, now you've heard of me.
Speaker 8: I'm and I work here as well, and I'm not
Speaker 8: going to stand you uh uh dismantling me the.
Speaker 2: Way that you're doing.
Speaker 13: I just have to get a lawyer.
Speaker 12: That's not accessible.
Speaker 2: I got one more thing. This is nephew Tommy from
Speaker 2: the Steve Harvey Marty Show.
Speaker 8: You just got pranked. You got precked by your husband. Oh,
Speaker 8: your husband told me she's been waiting on that check.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I was about to go a little office, all.
Speaker 2: Right, baby, let me ask you something.
Speaker 8: Tell Tommy, what is the baddest radio show in the landing?
Speaker 2: All right, baby, look here, get your check.
Speaker 8: In that great getting up stupid fairly well, the money, yes,
Speaker 8: and then Greg.
Speaker 2: Getting up stupid fair be well.
Speaker 8: I don't know anybody they can do it quite like
Speaker 8: this right here, right here, yeah, fair be well. All right,
Speaker 8: I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna be this stupid this weekend
Speaker 8: in West Palm Beach, Florida.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, all.
Speaker 7: Right now, thank you. Coming up next, it is asked
Speaker 7: the Celo with our chief Love officers. You're listening Harvey
Speaker 7: Morning Show telling up at the top of the hour
Speaker 7: and entertainment news. We'll talk about the hits and this
Speaker 7: is on the red carpet from last night's met Gala.
Speaker 7: More distracts from this crazy Kendrick Lamar and Drake Beef
Speaker 7: stop it already. We'll tell you why Brian McKnight's upcoming
Speaker 7: Detroit concert is canceled, and what happened with the Lovers
Speaker 7: and Friends festival cancelation. We'll talk about all of these
Speaker 7: stories at the top of the hour, but right now
Speaker 7: it is time to ask the Clo. This is from
Speaker 7: Nicky and Greensboro. Colo Nicki writes, my boyfriend is emotionally
Speaker 7: unavailable for me, and I have a stressful job. So
Speaker 7: I went home. So I went to vent to him,
Speaker 7: and I wanted a big hug and I wanted to
Speaker 7: hear him say that everything will be fine. He said,
Speaker 7: I need to look for a new job. Does this
Speaker 7: mean he doesn't love me?
Speaker 2: No, that means he was trying to provide a fix. Ladies,
Speaker 2: when you go to your man, the first thing he
Speaker 2: gonna do is try to provide a fix. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what we automatically go to the fix. We all know
Speaker 2: you need a hug and console and all that. We
Speaker 2: try to how can we fix this? So we don't
Speaker 2: got to deal with this tomorrow. So he said you
Speaker 2: need to find a new job. Now, that's all that means.
Speaker 2: That means your husband is doing the two things that
Speaker 2: he has to do innately. We are protectors and providers.
Speaker 2: That is the must for us. So to protect you,
Speaker 2: he tells you you need to do a new job
Speaker 2: to provide for you. He tells you you need a
Speaker 2: new job. That's all it is.
Speaker 3: He was just doing his job.
Speaker 2: He see you wanted a hug and all his heir,
Speaker 2: you know it's gonna be all right, you know if you.
Speaker 3: Get a new job or to be fine.
Speaker 1: Problem done?
Speaker 7: Next, All right, here we go, Sierra and Norcross says
Speaker 7: husband bought our ten year old son a lot of
Speaker 7: fireworks for the Fourth of July weekend. My son broke
Speaker 7: the rules and took the fireworks to school and popped some.
Speaker 7: He has been suspended for two days. Why does my
Speaker 7: husband think this is funny? No, come on, whoop, I
Speaker 7: don't whoop nobody no more.
Speaker 8: Humph, capital punishment, corporate, call it corporal.
Speaker 3: Are you're saying the parents need to whoops behind or
Speaker 3: the school? His daddy? Oh, at the house? Okay, at school?
Speaker 2: I think it's a little early to buy Fourth of
Speaker 2: July five works.
Speaker 3: That's a kept him at that's what they're saying.
Speaker 2: He kept him, Yeah, and now he done took him
Speaker 2: to school. That wasn't a smart decision. That should be
Speaker 2: some consequences for it. He suspended you should too. Now
Speaker 2: why he thought it was funny, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: can't even tell you why he think.
Speaker 14: It's fun Yeah, because school safety is not a lad
Speaker 14: and with stuff just happened to the.
Speaker 2: School that could have been misunderschool to fire, that fireworks
Speaker 2: could have been misunderstood for gunfire, and then we had
Speaker 2: a whole nother situation. Right, So, no, I don't see
Speaker 2: the funny in it. I don't know why he thought
Speaker 2: it was funny. I don't know.
Speaker 3: So you know you married the man. You tell us.
Speaker 7: He's immature, all right? Moving on to Donia in Saint Louis,
Speaker 7: and Donia says, I'm dating a guy that basically bragged
Speaker 7: on having sex with a lot of women before he
Speaker 7: met me. So I admitted to sleeping with eleven guys total?
Speaker 3: What uh oh?
Speaker 7: He yelled, He yelled. Now, her boyfriend yelled, but you're
Speaker 7: only forty one. Why do men judge women more harshly
Speaker 7: than we judge them?
Speaker 2: Because that's society. Society has set that up. It ain't
Speaker 2: nothing new. It's been around a long time. In the
Speaker 2: words of at Carvey, you, as he told my sisters
Speaker 2: and I watched him when I was a little boy,
Speaker 2: you can't do what I do and still be a lady.
Speaker 8: We got to go through all the eleven though. We
Speaker 8: gotta talk about the eleven. You can't do what I
Speaker 8: do and still be a lady. That's the society we
Speaker 8: live in, you are judged differently.
Speaker 3: And I have told y'all.
Speaker 2: Over and over and over.
Speaker 3: Your number is three.
Speaker 2: No matter what, that's your number.
Speaker 3: That your is the magic number. Remember that schoolhouse right.
Speaker 3: I don't know where you got eleven from.
Speaker 2: I don't know why you thought eleven was gonna be
Speaker 2: easy to swallow, he said, But you only forty one.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See what eleven means is listen to this. This is
Speaker 2: what the number eleven says to a man. From the
Speaker 2: time you was thirty, you had one every year till
Speaker 2: forty one. From the time you was twenty, you had
Speaker 2: one every year. To you as thirty one, that's what
Speaker 2: it said. You just ripping through.
Speaker 1: Them over and over and over and over and over
Speaker 1: and over.
Speaker 2: And now you nasty. See that's what a man says.
Speaker 3: Now, Is that right?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: No, it is correct. It correct.
Speaker 2: See, ladies, ain't nothing. Y'all can look at me, sideway.
Speaker 2: I ain't make these rules. It is correct. That's why
Speaker 2: I told you color what is their number?
Speaker 3: Three is the magic?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 3: Just what's what's now?
Speaker 2: Those of you that's on this zoom shaking your head, listen,
Speaker 2: don't run out here with your real number. Let me up.
Speaker 2: You know, when somebody asked you what your body count is,
Speaker 2: don't hold your hands up and.
Speaker 1: Leave one hand.
Speaker 7: Here's a question about body count, Steve. Okay, do you
Speaker 7: guys know that women are lying? If they say three,
Speaker 7: you know there's been more. But but you're okay with that?
Speaker 1: Why am I here?
Speaker 3: She tells you?
Speaker 1: Why am I here?
Speaker 7: So you're fine with that line?
Speaker 4: We were right?
Speaker 2: Your body count?
Speaker 3: Sure, but but the decency hold it to three.
Speaker 2: So you know, my my count, my count.
Speaker 3: Look what's your count?
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 15: The fingers and toes, way past them another limb. I
Speaker 15: gotta use my teeth. I'm gonna have to use eyelashes.
Speaker 3: You need to calculate it. You're gonna say square, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna do fingers, told toe nails, franger nails.
Speaker 7: Yes, all right, last one, last one? So no matter
Speaker 7: what the guys say, three and that is it?
Speaker 3: Three?
Speaker 16: All right?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: It's the magic.
Speaker 7: Daniella and Pine Bluff says, I had a wild night
Speaker 7: with a guy that I've been friends with for years.
Speaker 7: The next morning I read his text while he was sleep.
Speaker 7: His brother texted, I hope you weren't so drunk that
Speaker 7: you slept with Daniella. Should I confront his brother or not?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 3: What what is you gonna confront his brother?
Speaker 7: Fulk what's wrong with sleeping with Daniella?
Speaker 3: You had a wild night? Mhmm, you know with her.
Speaker 3: It's so wrong with it's so wrong with Danielle over Dnner.
Speaker 2: Now, Danielle, I'm gonna tell you something. If you call
Speaker 2: a brother, you might learn something you don't need to know. Hey,
Speaker 2: you stopped lying on my brother. No good hair?
Speaker 3: Where he's we cheat?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 7: Celo coming up at the top of the hour. We'll
Speaker 7: have some entertainment news for you right after this. You're
Speaker 7: listening Morning show. The stars were on the red carpet
Speaker 7: last night at the twenty twenty four met Gala. This year,
Speaker 7: the annual event was hosted by Anna win Tour and
Speaker 7: co chairs Bad Bunnies and Dana, Jennifer Lopez and Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 7: This year's theme Sleeping Beauty's Reawakening Fashion, in which the
Speaker 7: theme is the Garden of Time. So let's talk about
Speaker 7: some of the iconic costumes we saw last night. For instance,
Speaker 7: we can start with Steve Stylis, your stylist, Ellie Caramo,
Speaker 7: did La La Anthony's dress, Steve, it was beautiful. It
Speaker 7: was black and red.
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah it was. I'll tell you a story about
Speaker 2: it off air, Kid, do it on the air.
Speaker 3: Oh holy we got a waitres.
Speaker 7: The teas, But anyway, we're beutiful, yes, yes, okay, let's
Speaker 7: hear your comments on these celebrities costumes. Usher. Did anybody
Speaker 7: see Usher? Who always bring rip to Roger B. P Henson?
Speaker 2: Was there?
Speaker 7: Naomi Campbell, Jojah Cat with the wet white dress that
Speaker 7: was sexy. Different. You know, she's always going to be
Speaker 7: kind of out there and different.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, okay, okay, yeah, okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 7: Kylie Jenner, Gabrielle Union Wade and her husband Dwayne Wade
Speaker 7: looking good as always, Queen Latifa, Kim Kardashian and her
Speaker 7: like ice blue dress.
Speaker 3: Okay, So did y'all see Kim Kardashian?
Speaker 1: Did you all see her?
Speaker 3: Everybody's talking about how thin her waist.
Speaker 7: How slim she Yeah, her waist was like a size
Speaker 7: to just her waist.
Speaker 1: It was almost not real, like.
Speaker 7: Crazy, it was really crazy.
Speaker 1: All y'all.
Speaker 7: Page get that she looked good though.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 7: Janelle Monet Kendall Jenner, uh w n b A star
Speaker 7: Angel Reese was there.
Speaker 3: Yes, beautiful, I saw.
Speaker 7: Beautiful, Kiky Palmer, Serena Williams, Chris Jenner and her white
Speaker 7: people were saying Chris looked like a bride. Yes, uh
Speaker 7: huh with all her white and her white coat, with
Speaker 7: the long, long, long, long trail train. Corey Gamble, of course,
Speaker 7: was with her Carrie Washington, who always brings it again.
Speaker 1: She was rocking the purple.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: I'm a boycott and met because I've never been invited.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna do always.
Speaker 3: I want you so quiet about all. No, I didn't
Speaker 3: see nothing. I don't.
Speaker 1: Oh, you just say that everywhere.
Speaker 3: It's all our social media. I ain't see nothing.
Speaker 2: I can't where I am. I can't open Safari or
Speaker 2: Google on my phone. Completely lost.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I know something to my damn phone.
Speaker 2: They don't open nothing right now. I can't figure it out,
Speaker 2: and I ain't gonna be able to figure out till
Speaker 2: one of my kids get hold in my phone. But
Speaker 2: I need somebody tell me something.
Speaker 7: Coleman Domingo with his black and with his white cape dramatics.
Speaker 7: He always looks good too. I like the way he dresses.
Speaker 7: Scale King was there. I mean, it was just a
Speaker 7: great event all around. Great night, beautiful night is always
Speaker 7: people wait years and playing years for the met.
Speaker 3: Kala, you know, Oh did you see Lizon's stress? And
Speaker 3: did you see Erica bad? Did you see.
Speaker 7: Was doing last night by doism?
Speaker 3: She had a flower and all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was beautiful, it was it was cool.
Speaker 3: I like the MET. I like seeing different things like that.
Speaker 3: It's I love it, I love it, love it.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So there's also other entertainment news. Carla, what is up
Speaker 7: with the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef? It's still going strong.
Speaker 7: What's happening?
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 2: The beef is?
Speaker 1: I guess for rap, rap is a sport.
Speaker 3: Let me say this.
Speaker 2: Rap is a sport.
Speaker 1: It's competitive.
Speaker 14: It's kind of like my I'm a better rapper than
Speaker 14: you are, like boxing now, like like a quarterback football team,
Speaker 14: My quarterback is better than your quarterback.
Speaker 3: So if you're a rapper, you think I'm better than
Speaker 3: you as a rapper.
Speaker 14: So I guess this beef is good because it's lyrical content,
Speaker 14: because it puts these guys back in the studio and
Speaker 14: they're right, and they're dropping records every five minutes. So
Speaker 14: I guess for the rap game itself, for hip hop,
Speaker 14: it's lyrical content. However, however, they may be going too
Speaker 14: far with some of them and some of the things
Speaker 14: and some of the accusations that they're saying.
Speaker 3: But they dropping like four or five records in a week.
Speaker 3: I'm like, right, right Jr.
Speaker 1: At a time.
Speaker 3: So, you know, rapping it's about the bar, it's about
Speaker 3: what you're saying, what you're doing. That's why I said
Speaker 3: it's a sport.
Speaker 14: So, I mean, I don't know who knows the real
Speaker 14: reason behind the beef all these accusations as to why
Speaker 14: they're doing it, But I don't know.
Speaker 1: Keep an ear out and watch.
Speaker 2: It, and like I said, it just I don't get it.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it's for. I don't know the purpose.
Speaker 2: I've never heard that rap was a sport.
Speaker 14: I think that's my opinion. That's nobody else has said that.
Speaker 14: That's just me, Okay, I mean.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know why that's make your money, go cut
Speaker 2: your albums, you know. I mean I heard the rap
Speaker 2: battles before, Yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Think, Yeah, keep us interested, you know, the culture forward talking.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't. I ain't got no comment on it because
Speaker 2: I have comment, you know what I mean? Like, I
Speaker 2: haven't heard the first one, then the response, then that response,
Speaker 2: and then the next response. I just hear clips every
Speaker 2: now and then come on and h Drake. The last
Speaker 2: one I heard on Drake was pretty good because I
Speaker 2: ain't know none of what the hell he was talking about.
Speaker 2: That's all right.
Speaker 7: I was just doing like this your head, Yeah, not bad,
Speaker 7: you got It's quite alright. Coming up in twenty minutes
Speaker 7: after the hour, Mother's Day is this Sunday, we'll talk
Speaker 7: about Mother's Day gifts. Right after this you're listening.
Speaker 4: Morning show.
Speaker 7: Well, Mother's Day is this Sunday, guys. And new research
Speaker 7: from Yelp says it's looking into what moms really want
Speaker 7: this year. According to the survey of twenty five hundred adults,
Speaker 7: mom really cherish family time. That's her big thing, family
Speaker 7: time for Mother's Day, as sixty percent of mothers want
Speaker 7: to be surrounded by their family more than anything else.
Speaker 7: The poll also finds dining out on Mother's Day as
Speaker 7: a top choice for Mom's especially for brunch. A Mother's
Speaker 7: day without having to do chores or responsibilities would make
Speaker 7: mothers really, really happy. Nearly half of them say a
Speaker 7: personal chef would be a top choice for that chore
Speaker 7: free day. Some moms would like to be pampered with
Speaker 7: a spa day or beauty treatment for Mother's Day. And
Speaker 7: here's the question the moms in you guys is like,
Speaker 7: what are you doing for them? What are you giving them?
Speaker 2: Mom My mom?
Speaker 1: Easy, I love my mom.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna give my mo mo. I'm got some fish
Speaker 8: and stuff coming. She goes, she's official woman.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: She likes.
Speaker 2: But my wife is yes, what whatever her.
Speaker 3: Kids get her?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 7: Time to do this every Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do it every Mother's Day while I'm living.
Speaker 1: No what, thank you Tommy.
Speaker 8: Every Mother's Day I'm living. We're doing because Jackie is
Speaker 8: not my mom and I don't her.
Speaker 7: That is.
Speaker 8: All all these kids you stop and get Chick fil
Speaker 8: A for every evening on the way home from school.
Speaker 3: If they don't get you nothing, then I'm sorry. Then
Speaker 3: they not they don't care?
Speaker 7: S Yeah, I mean I'm moving on, Junior, What are
Speaker 7: you doing.
Speaker 3: My mam would like money.
Speaker 1: That's easy, okay to me on Mother's Day with a
Speaker 1: bill this this is like bill, yes it is mortgage. Whatever,
Speaker 1: take care of this to me? So I said, Mama,
Speaker 1: let's go to dinner.
Speaker 3: Nah, I ain't hungry.
Speaker 7: I love you, but these bills with this bill though?
Speaker 7: All right, Steve, so makes this all make sense. Your
Speaker 7: nephew is not gonna take care of his wife because
Speaker 7: she's not his mom.
Speaker 3: Let me explain something to what about married? Hold, let
Speaker 3: me explain something to you.
Speaker 2: He gonna do exactly what we tell him to do
Speaker 2: because he's stupid. But that's his one time. You can't
Speaker 2: carry it's stupid that you do on your job into
Speaker 2: your house. Now, this woman and gave him children, and
Speaker 2: that's what he gonna honor her fault. So get busy,
Speaker 2: get the brunch worked out, the private chef, whatever you
Speaker 2: want to do to the house.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm just saying somebody wasn't playing.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna tell you right now, I ain't asked
Speaker 2: for none of my kids, one of them, one of
Speaker 2: my We'll surprised every last.
Speaker 1: So you don't you don't feel Tommy right?
Speaker 7: Heppy mothers today. Happy Mother's day.
Speaker 3: All right, this week I got three kids.
Speaker 7: Don't talk.
Speaker 1: I love you baby.
Speaker 7: Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll
Speaker 7: take some calls at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve.
Speaker 7: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. And
Speaker 7: it's time now for calls from Steve's voicemail at eight
Speaker 7: seven seven twenty nine, Steve, you can leave a message
Speaker 7: for Steve. You might just hear your call on the air. Ready, Steve, Yes, ma'am,
Speaker 7: here we go. This is from a navy.
Speaker 16: Hey, good morning, Steve Harvey and Steve Harvey Morney Show Cruel.
Speaker 16: That's your boy, NAVI from Charlotte, North Carolina. I appreciate
Speaker 16: all of y'all. Man, y'all going sometimes he's brought start
Speaker 16: at two o'clock in the morning. Birthday. I'll play at
Speaker 16: Steve Harvey in the morning. And the best part is
Speaker 16: listening to that motivation. It seems like whatever you speaking
Speaker 16: about I need to hear in that moment. So again,
Speaker 16: I appreciate you all, and real quick. But if people
Speaker 16: calling and coddlerling Junior, Junior got tough kid, look where
Speaker 16: he at. If he didn't like it. He wouldn't be there,
Speaker 16: you know what I mean, You know he's there for
Speaker 16: a reason. Shout out to you, Julian, shout out to everybody.
Speaker 16: And it was something else I wanted to say. I
Speaker 16: forgot what it was. I'll call back later if I remember.
Speaker 16: But yeah, thank y'all so much. Stay blessed, because y'all
Speaker 16: are blessed me and blessed. And listener, I'm glad that
Speaker 16: y'all have been on the radio for his mom, because
Speaker 16: you have. I've been listening to they off in middle
Speaker 16: school for girl man now driving the truck. But anyways, there,
Speaker 16: stay blessed it and again, thank y'all so much for
Speaker 16: everything happen, don't they years?
Speaker 14: So middle school, he was, what, Helen's a long time.
Speaker 3: You know you you can't remember where middle school was.
Speaker 3: That's what about.
Speaker 7: That was a great call though, thank you now he said,
Speaker 7: stop coddling junior.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you ain't never did enough, because you know you
Speaker 1: mentored me, so I already know I'm not.
Speaker 2: Either. I don't even know coddle is so yeah, I know.
Speaker 11: But that's that's one thing we can say. Me and
Speaker 11: Timy are better people because we know you ain't. You
Speaker 11: ain't emotional. You ain't gonna do that. What, man, let
Speaker 11: me tell you something. And if you wonder why I'm
Speaker 11: here and I be Poe is a real good motivational thing,
Speaker 11: I use.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I'm here.
Speaker 2: I won't be pope.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 7: You Uh, this caller see left the message about voting.
Speaker 10: We as black people, are not obligated to vote. I'm
Speaker 10: telling people be obligated to vote. The ships never built.
Speaker 10: Clud got to find our own way without help from
Speaker 10: the people that we voted. Well, you don't need those, leader,
Speaker 10: You your own leader. Stop telling our people to vote
Speaker 10: for these hypocrists. Man, you part of this system.
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, we are obligated to vote because
Speaker 2: of our forefathers paid the price for us to vote,
Speaker 2: for us to vote. But see it's ignorant as people
Speaker 2: like you who sit up and think you're gonna create
Speaker 2: your own system. Stop telling these people to vote for
Speaker 2: these hypocritical people. What you don't understand is when you
Speaker 2: don't vote, you allow the hypocrisy of America to continue
Speaker 2: without you having a say so in it.
Speaker 3: See it's an amazing thing.
Speaker 2: Man, If you want to instead of having a seat
Speaker 2: at the table. I would like to have a say
Speaker 2: so on what's on the menu on the table. That's
Speaker 2: what voting is for. Voting ain't gonna fix your life
Speaker 2: and change your hopes for tomorrow. No, but it will
Speaker 2: help you decide what type of policies this country puts
Speaker 2: in place. So no, man, and I am going to
Speaker 2: tell people that they are obligated to vote. I am
Speaker 2: going to continue to push voting. Your forefathers, whether you
Speaker 2: realize it or not, because you don't study history, died, whipped,
Speaker 2: got flogged, drug maimed, water holes, German shepherds, just to vote,
Speaker 2: that simple right to vote, to participate in the process.
Speaker 2: That's why we vote. When you don't participate in the process,
Speaker 2: you become a bystander. So then you have no business
Speaker 2: talking about how it's going. So you can call here
Speaker 2: all you want, man, and you can try to sound
Speaker 2: all the angry as you want to, But your ignorant
Speaker 2: ass should vote. And now if you don't like what
Speaker 2: I just said about that, then send another damn email.
Speaker 2: Mister Steve Harvey Morning Show. We are telling you you
Speaker 2: have to vote. It is our obligation and duty ask
Speaker 2: people to honor our forefathers who paid the price for
Speaker 2: us to vote. I'll call here no more with that
Speaker 2: ignorant ass mess man.
Speaker 7: That's why he didn't leave his name, all right. Coming
Speaker 7: up next, it is the nephew with today's prank phone call.
Speaker 7: Right after as people you're listening morning show. Coming up
Speaker 7: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,
Speaker 7: it's my Strawberry letter for today. The subject is he
Speaker 7: loves my love, handles and dimples. We'll get into that,
Speaker 7: find out what that's all about. And just a few
Speaker 7: but right now it is time for the nephew and
Speaker 7: today's prank phone call.
Speaker 8: What you got for his ne f This right here
Speaker 8: is love Deposit cat Dog if you hould.
Speaker 1: If you would love the path.
Speaker 17: Hello.
Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to Tiffany.
Speaker 5: This is Tiffany, and who's calling?
Speaker 4: This is Karen. How you doing? I did you know what?
Speaker 4: I know we've been I know we've been going back
Speaker 4: and forth on the site talking and we haven't you know,
Speaker 4: really talked yet.
Speaker 5: So yeah, it's okay. I think I was gonna expecting
Speaker 5: a car. But yeah, it's good to hear from you.
Speaker 5: It's good to hear from all you know.
Speaker 4: I mean we've been We've been talking for well a
Speaker 4: long time, well, texting and on the site for at
Speaker 4: least what five weeks now.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so really I'm glad you called a coronal seriously,
Speaker 5: like Anne, I love the voice so exciting.
Speaker 4: You know you got anything going on this weekend?
Speaker 5: I don't think so. I just have to, like you know,
Speaker 5: go Glacy shopping or whatever. But like, other than that,
Speaker 5: I'm pretty helping.
Speaker 4: What's up? I was thinking maybe we get together, get
Speaker 4: a get a drink or two, just you know, kind
Speaker 4: of yeah, just feel each other out and if you
Speaker 4: if you're feeling that, you know, I don't want to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's cool, we can get together. I'm interested, you know,
Speaker 5: like I'm happy you called.
Speaker 17: And I would love to see this weekend.
Speaker 4: You got a place in mind, Like you know, I
Speaker 4: was thinking about letting you pick something, because you know,
Speaker 4: I'd rather go somewhere where you're comfortable, with an atmosphere
Speaker 4: that you used to I think that would be the
Speaker 4: best thing to do.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, let me look to find out.
Speaker 2: I'll direct you on that.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I'm down.
Speaker 4: I just want to hang out a little bit. Cool.
Speaker 5: I'm excited.
Speaker 4: Good, good, what's good for you, you know, if you
Speaker 4: want to on Saturday, let's go on.
Speaker 5: Let's do Saturday to give me, you know, some time
Speaker 5: to like, you know, gut myself together six or.
Speaker 4: Seven, text me you know the location or whatever wherever
Speaker 4: you want me to cool. I can wait to see
Speaker 4: you one. Okay, let's let's do this first. Tell me this.
Speaker 4: What are we wearing? So I'm not I don't want
Speaker 4: to be overdressed or underdressed.
Speaker 17: I don't really trip on that first taken by chill
Speaker 17: like I'm not.
Speaker 5: You know, we don't have to do like a.
Speaker 17: Five hundred dollars dinner or nothing like that.
Speaker 5: You don't need on a touch.
Speaker 4: This ain't a rocky brunch all right, right, but if
Speaker 4: you don't mind, if I could get you to do
Speaker 4: something for me, could you could I give you my
Speaker 4: cash app for what? Well, what I want to do is,
Speaker 4: you know, sometimes these things actually go wrong. You know,
Speaker 4: I don't see it going wrong with me and you
Speaker 4: because we've had you know, the way we've been chit
Speaker 4: chatting and going back and forth on the site, things
Speaker 4: have been really really well. You know, you know, I
Speaker 4: would like to get you know, like a you know,
Speaker 4: a love deposit of two hundred and fifty dollars their
Speaker 4: way of just going wrong. At least I haven't wasted
Speaker 4: my time, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Hold On, I'm just saying, what is happening? You said
Speaker 5: you want me to get your cash up and send
Speaker 5: you a love deposit of two hundred.
Speaker 4: And something dollars two fifty two fifty, like you know
Speaker 4: that way if this, if this don't go right, you know,
Speaker 4: then at least I haven't love. It's like a love deposit,
Speaker 4: you know, if it go if it goes right, you know,
Speaker 4: then I give it back to you. If it don't
Speaker 4: go right, you know, at least I haven't waited toil
Speaker 4: my time. You see what I'm saying?
Speaker 5: Crime You serious?
Speaker 4: Right? No? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Like yeah, okay, uh this is super weird and uh
Speaker 5: yeah this is all weird and uh you know.
Speaker 17: I'm kind of I don't you really know what to say,
Speaker 17: like other than you could probably wove my number like
Speaker 17: you are weak, duel like, don't call me like your corny.
Speaker 17: I'm not interested. You a bum like I'm straight, Like
Speaker 17: I don't know what okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 4: Hold on.
Speaker 5: I wasn't all that I wasn't all that talking about
Speaker 5: You've been talking.
Speaker 4: We've been talking for five weeks. Everything's been good. We've
Speaker 4: been we've been on the site talking to each So
Speaker 4: the two.
Speaker 6: Weeks though, you're trying to ask me for a cash
Speaker 6: app for real, a love deposit?
Speaker 17: How corny are you?
Speaker 6: Are you serious?
Speaker 5: Serious?
Speaker 4: For you? If you believe listen to tip tip on
Speaker 4: the real. If you believe in yourself, you.
Speaker 6: Know if I believe in myself, you're so full, last
Speaker 6: out of her, you have lost your in mind? Okay,
Speaker 6: would you please like gather your thoughts because I don't
Speaker 6: know who you think you're talking to. For rel you
Speaker 6: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: So I need to do two things.
Speaker 17: Lose my number and don't.
Speaker 5: Don't look for me for real? Show up like this
Speaker 5: is ridiculous, Like this is stupid, you ignorant?
Speaker 4: For real? Shut up? Okay, okay, don't show me, show
Speaker 4: me where I'm wrong. If you believe in yourself, if
Speaker 4: I believe in.
Speaker 17: Myself, chas do what you mean?
Speaker 6: If I believe in myself, If you believe in yourself,
Speaker 6: you're chast We're move around, Get off the phone. It
Speaker 6: stopped wasting my time for real.
Speaker 17: I'm about to hang out right now.
Speaker 4: For okay, fray that before you hang up though, Hey
Speaker 4: you could go, you could go your way.
Speaker 17: I can go.
Speaker 4: Mind you don't want to can meet the two fifty? Cool?
Speaker 6: Got that past?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 17: Is you know what?
Speaker 4: What is? Is this your loss? Though? Tis this your lice?
Speaker 5: You gotta be out to your rabbit as mine. Ain't
Speaker 5: no lost this here, ain't no lost.
Speaker 4: This, ain't no lost this this is a okay, you
Speaker 4: know what? You know what? I knew this was gonna happen.
Speaker 4: You know, a brother try to be real when a brother.
Speaker 5: Tried, Hey, hey you might as well. Hey turn around,
Speaker 5: go the other direction. Lock yourself up. Seriously, you want
Speaker 5: to talk about black black men and brotherhood like it's
Speaker 5: a wrap for you. We don't need you out here.
Speaker 5: Your less straight up like, don't call me destroy yourself
Speaker 5: for real.
Speaker 4: I'm done with it. Can I tell you something else
Speaker 4: for you?
Speaker 3: Lady?
Speaker 4: Real quick?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 4: I just want to let you know that this is
Speaker 4: Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister
Speaker 4: to shave Shade got me to prank fall call yo.
Speaker 4: Your sister Shade said, you gotta get my sister. She's
Speaker 4: been on the right on this dating sight talking to
Speaker 4: this guy.
Speaker 17: Where is she got?
Speaker 5: This is stupid?
Speaker 4: Oh we got you, baby, we got you.
Speaker 12: Good?
Speaker 5: Yeah, God do it.
Speaker 4: This is crazy.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 17: I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 4: This is I'll tell you what tell me this? What
Speaker 4: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
Speaker 4: in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, man, if y'all don't give me
Speaker 2: some praise and worship up in here.
Speaker 8: What frank praise? Come on now, we ain't done it
Speaker 8: in a while. Let's frank praise. Yeah, we ain't done
Speaker 8: it in a minute. You know, Yes, Rob, you got
Speaker 8: a clap for yourself.
Speaker 3: Get Steve, don't.
Speaker 2: I can't clap because his camera too close to his face.
Speaker 8: You want to be on screen, way back, way back.
Speaker 8: All right, it's going down this weekend. It's an evening
Speaker 8: and evening with Nephew Tommy West Palm Beach, Florida. It
Speaker 8: is at the it is you know what it's so
Speaker 8: it's so sexy. It's the Rinker Playhouse. It's the Rinker Playhouse,
Speaker 8: all right, at the crab Is Center. Yeah, it's the rink.
Speaker 8: The Rinker, Oh my god, you must go. You know,
Speaker 8: it's kind of like when you go to you know,
Speaker 8: when you go to New York and you go to
Speaker 8: Broadway or off Broadway.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's like that, like that.
Speaker 3: I'm at the Rinker, you know, absolutely right.
Speaker 8: Anyway, almost sold out the nephew this weekend Mother's Day,
Speaker 8: get your tickets day on say right now?
Speaker 7: Just a few left, all right, nephew, thank you. Coming
Speaker 7: up next Strawberry Letter, subject he loves My Love, handles
Speaker 7: and dimples. We'll get into it, find out what it's
Speaker 7: all about right after this. Nice you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 7: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
Speaker 7: you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
Speaker 7: please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARBFM dot com
Speaker 7: and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
Speaker 7: letter live on the air, just like we're going to
Speaker 7: read this one right here, right now, and you never know,
Speaker 7: it could be yours.
Speaker 2: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on type.
Speaker 2: We got it for you here. It is straw Mary
Speaker 2: letta thank.
Speaker 7: You Nephew, subject he Loves My Love, handles and dimples,
Speaker 7: All right, get into this one, Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm
Speaker 7: thirty nine years old, and I'm sad to say that
Speaker 7: I've been a side chick for most of my adult life.
Speaker 7: I got used to men saying they were in a
Speaker 7: terrible marriage or they weren't married at all. So I
Speaker 7: started calling wives and girlfriends of the men that I
Speaker 7: was sleeping with. Earlier this year, I started going to
Speaker 7: church regularly, and I was celibate for three months. Then
Speaker 7: I met a really great guy named Jarvis. Jarvis is
Speaker 7: my preacher's nephew, so I figured he's a stand up guy.
Speaker 7: He said he was attracted to me because I'm always
Speaker 7: smelling good. He said he loves my love handles and
Speaker 7: the dimples in my butt. He asked me to be
Speaker 7: his girlfriend, and I got butterflies. I had to investigate
Speaker 7: him first though. I found him on face Facebook and
Speaker 7: I saw pictures of his skinny girlfriend all over his page.
Speaker 3: There was a video where he.
Speaker 7: Played a prank on her, like he was about to
Speaker 7: ask her to marry him on April Fool's Day. She
Speaker 7: and I have nothing in common. She's short and skinny,
Speaker 7: and she doesn't.
Speaker 3: Have any booty.
Speaker 7: I was honest with Jarvis and told him that I
Speaker 7: found his girlfriend's picture. I asked him if he prefer
Speaker 7: if he prefers skin and bones or meat on the bones.
Speaker 7: He said he wants me and he's done with her
Speaker 7: because she doesn't want to get married. But he's stuck
Speaker 7: with her because they live together and she doesn't have
Speaker 7: any friends or family to go live with. I told
Speaker 7: him he can live with me, so he moved some
Speaker 7: of his stuff into my place. He spends most of
Speaker 7: his time with me, but he doesn't want to be
Speaker 7: meet because he doesn't want to be mean to his ex,
Speaker 7: so he goes by to check on her once a week.
Speaker 7: I feel really bad for her because she doesn't know
Speaker 7: he plans to move out. Do you think it would
Speaker 7: be easier for her if I told her? Okay, messy,
Speaker 7: messy boots. Should you call and tell his girlfriend that
Speaker 7: he plans to move out? No, of course you shouldn't
Speaker 7: do that. I mean, what is that going to do?
Speaker 7: But get your butt whooped again. I know it won't
Speaker 7: be the first time you've had an encounter with the
Speaker 7: wives and girlfriends of your men. You said you started
Speaker 7: calling wives and girlfriends when the men told you their stories.
Speaker 7: So I'm sure it didn't end well when you did that.
Speaker 7: This is not your responsibility to contact these women. Ask yourself,
Speaker 7: why aren't the men telling them? Because telling them, of course,
Speaker 7: ruins the risk, or runs the risk, I should say,
Speaker 7: of them losing everything and everybody. I mean, this is
Speaker 7: too much of a gamble for them. But they still
Speaker 7: don't need you to call them and tell these men
Speaker 7: that you're with keep you on the side like Coleslaw,
Speaker 7: and go home whenever they want to. That's the real
Speaker 7: issue here, So you need to move on. You can
Speaker 7: stay in this mockery of a relationship if you want to,
Speaker 7: although I don't know why you would because you have nothing.
Speaker 7: You've been the Coleslaw most of your adult life. You
Speaker 7: said that, and you're thirty nine years old. Don't you
Speaker 7: think it's time for a change, Steve.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
Speaker 2: Let's just going to get into the letter anyway. Cole
Speaker 2: slough Side, all this red beans and rice, you know
Speaker 2: talking about she got it from some TV still, bron
Speaker 2: I ain't never seen any damn TV show, did Steven Shirley.
Speaker 2: I'm thirty nine years old and I'm sad to say.
Speaker 2: Here's the key to this whole letter, y'all, I've been
Speaker 2: a side shiit for most of my adult life. I
Speaker 2: got used to me and saying they was in terrible
Speaker 2: marriagers or wasn't married at all. So I started calling
Speaker 2: wives and girlfriends of men that I was sleeping with.
Speaker 3: Oh, so you turned it into what is this a
Speaker 3: business on side hustle?
Speaker 4: What is you?
Speaker 3: You know, home wrecking?
Speaker 2: Are you in salvage marriage? Salvage business?
Speaker 3: I don't know what you in.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the cause was about. But anyway,
Speaker 2: then earlier this year, you started going to church regularly
Speaker 2: and I was celibate for three months. Damn, you been
Speaker 2: out there strong for a woman to say, I've been
Speaker 2: celibate for three months, that's that's like they women can
Speaker 2: do that easy. I've been celibate for three months.
Speaker 7: Huh, it's not easy, but they can do it.
Speaker 3: It's not easy.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just you know, I'm just learning quite a
Speaker 2: bit today. I was just in a complimentary ways, easier
Speaker 2: more women can do it, and easier for a woman
Speaker 2: to do it for three months. You know, I don't
Speaker 2: see anyway. Okay, Well, so anyway, she started going to
Speaker 2: church and was celibate for three months. Then I met
Speaker 2: this really great guy named Jarvis. Now Javis is the
Speaker 2: preacher's nephew, so I figured he was a stand up guy.
Speaker 2: He said he's attracted to me because I always smelled good.
Speaker 2: Said he loves my love hand and the dimples in
Speaker 2: my butt. Now, wait a minute, Wait a minute. You've
Speaker 2: been celibate for three months. How this Jarvis get to
Speaker 2: the love handles and the dimples in the butt? I'm
Speaker 2: just curious. So this is after unless you're saying after
Speaker 2: three months, then you got involved with Jarvis and he
Speaker 2: discovered your love handles and dimples. Okay, then that's whatever, lady.
Speaker 2: I just don't know where you're going with this letter,
Speaker 2: but I do have an idea. He asked me to
Speaker 2: be his girlfriend, and I got butterflies. So he asked
Speaker 2: you to be the girlfriend after he saw your love
Speaker 2: handles and dimples in your butt.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: I had to investigate him first though, Oh, this is
Speaker 2: you've never done this before, So now you investigate a reporter.
Speaker 2: You saw pictures and that was a video of him
Speaker 2: playing a prank on his girlfriend. She was skinny. He
Speaker 2: was about to ask her to marry him. On Able
Speaker 2: Fool's Day, she and I ain't got nothing to come,
Speaker 2: she showed and skinny, I'm big and white.
Speaker 3: Now this is not in the letter, but I'm assuming
Speaker 3: what Well, you know, Coleslaw.
Speaker 2: Wasn't in the letter, but you read that too anyway,
Speaker 2: So anyway, it'll just being creative. Anyway, when I come back,
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you what's really happening in this letter,
Speaker 2: and it won't be nice.
Speaker 7: It will have her too. Of Steve's response coming up
Speaker 7: at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter
Speaker 7: subject he loves my love handles and dimples. We'll get
Speaker 7: back into it right after this. You're listening morning show,
Speaker 7: all right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
Speaker 7: The subject is he loves my love handles and dimples.
Speaker 2: Well, this woman who has spent the majority of her
Speaker 2: adult life as a side chick, in the words of
Speaker 2: my co host Coldslaw, what those words she says she
Speaker 2: got from off of a TV show which I've never seen. Well,
Speaker 2: that ain't where I got it from. I think we
Speaker 2: all know where you've got this for. You're not goin
Speaker 2: to talk about no damn TV show anyway, Tommy, thank you.
Speaker 2: I got used to me and saying they was in
Speaker 2: terrible marriages and everything. And then so I was calling
Speaker 2: wives and girlfriends.
Speaker 3: Of the men that I was sleeping with.
Speaker 2: I don't know if she's into a marriage salvage business
Speaker 2: or home wrecking company. I don't know what she in,
Speaker 2: but she's made a habit of this her adult life.
Speaker 2: Then she started going to church regularly regularly, and I
Speaker 2: was celibate for three months. Okay, I got it. She
Speaker 2: was celebrate for three months. Then I met a really gay,
Speaker 2: great guy named Jarvis. So after the three months, she
Speaker 2: met Jovis. I got it.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: So she's a preacher's nephew, so she figured he was
Speaker 2: a good dude. He said he was attracted to me
Speaker 2: because I'm always smelling good and he loves my love
Speaker 2: handles and the dimples in my butt. Okay, he asked
Speaker 2: me to be his girlfriend. I got butterflies. I had
Speaker 2: to investigate him first, though, Well, I guess that's like
Speaker 2: you've done everybody else. I found him on Facebook and
Speaker 2: a book, and I saw pictures of his skinny girlfriend
Speaker 2: all over his page. That was a video, He played
Speaker 2: a prank on her, like he was about to ask
Speaker 2: her the marijuana ain't for Food's day. She and I
Speaker 2: have nothing in common. She's short and skinny. I'm thick
Speaker 2: and wide, tall and wide, and she don't have any booty.
Speaker 2: And I got a whole lot of junk in the trunk.
Speaker 2: Now this ain't in the letter, but that's what That's
Speaker 2: what she said, she said. She said, though I have
Speaker 2: nothing in common with her, she's short and skinny, so
Speaker 2: I'm figuring she's tall and not skinny. Why then, she said,
Speaker 2: and she has no booty. You can't have no booty
Speaker 2: and dimples too, now because the dimples got to set
Speaker 2: on something. I asked him if he preferred skin and bone,
Speaker 2: meat on the bones. He says he wants me, and
Speaker 2: he's done with her because she don't want to get married.
Speaker 2: But he's stuck with her because they live together and
Speaker 2: she don't have any friends or family to go with.
Speaker 2: And of all the men, married men and boyfriends you've dated,
Speaker 2: you ain't heard this line before. Because this line sounds
Speaker 2: very familiar. It's standard is stock. This is a stock
Speaker 2: line that married me and us when they talking to women.
Speaker 2: I told him he can come.
Speaker 3: Live with me, So he moved. Listen to this.
Speaker 2: Now he moves some of his stuff into my place. Okay,
Speaker 2: he got toothbrush over there. Now, got some t shirts,
Speaker 2: socks compared draws. He spends most of his time with me,
Speaker 2: but he doesn't want to be mean to his ex,
Speaker 2: so he goes by to check on her once a week.
Speaker 3: See now, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Really sure that that's how this working, lady, because if
Speaker 2: he lives with her but he don't want to be mean,
Speaker 2: but he spending most of his time with you, but
Speaker 2: he go by to check on her once a week,
Speaker 2: what is he telling her that where is he at
Speaker 2: the rest of this time? Because I promise you, he
Speaker 2: ain't telling her that he over there with you. I
Speaker 2: feel really bad to her because she doesn't know he
Speaker 2: plans to move out. Do you think it would be
Speaker 2: easier for her if I told her?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 3: So here we go.
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: Oh so now you want to go back and you
Speaker 2: wanna do your emo. First of all, you're dating another
Speaker 2: man that's already in a relationship, because that's what you do,
Speaker 2: You have practiced at it, and that's what you attract.
Speaker 2: You always attract me and that's not available, and you
Speaker 2: always accept them because you allowed him to say the
Speaker 2: same old thing. I'm in a horrible relationship. She don't
Speaker 2: want to get married I do. I'm unhappy with her.
Speaker 2: You've heard this some hundred times or how many other times.
Speaker 2: You'dn't been in these relationships, and so the reason you
Speaker 2: call the wives and the girlfriends is because you're miserable
Speaker 2: and you want everybody else.
Speaker 3: To be miserable.
Speaker 2: You also call them because you have nobody, and now
Speaker 2: you want them to have nobody. But you could stop
Speaker 2: this vicious cycle by once you find out that the
Speaker 2: man is committed relationship, don't go over there. But you
Speaker 2: don't have room for a healthy relationship because you keep
Speaker 2: partaking in these half relationships that never get you anywhere.
Speaker 1: What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2: Don't you see that you're doing this to yourself? And
Speaker 2: when you call all these girlfriends and these wives, what
Speaker 2: do you hope to accomplish? Ain't none of those men's
Speaker 2: wives or girlfriends that you call and left none of
Speaker 2: them men with you today? So now you're gonna do
Speaker 2: the same thing to this man, and you gonna call her,
Speaker 2: and then you try to put the little why don't
Speaker 2: know what you go to church for, but you're gonna
Speaker 2: try to put the little church spin on it. Do
Speaker 2: you think it would be easier for her if I
Speaker 2: told her? What? How you think that's gonna be easier
Speaker 2: A woman get a call from another woman talking about
Speaker 2: your man is with me?
Speaker 3: You think that it'll be easy?
Speaker 2: No, You try to be the same funky person you being,
Speaker 2: and you're gonna get the same funky results you've been
Speaker 2: getting because you're gonna lose Javis, just like you'd have
Speaker 2: lost everybody else because Javis ain't yours again. Congratulations, Until
Speaker 2: you stop it, it will never stop.
Speaker 7: All right? Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter. It's
Speaker 7: the FM on Instagram and Facebook, and check out the
Speaker 7: Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app. You never signed,
Speaker 7: so good guy downloaded today coming up at forty six
Speaker 7: minutes after the our call from JR. And Sports Talk
Speaker 7: right after this, you're listening Hard Morning show. All right, guys,
Speaker 7: Junior is here with Sports Talk. What you got Junior?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 11: Looking here, man, it's getting serious now Round two Minnesota
Speaker 11: over Denver again, Come on.
Speaker 1: To zero, Minnesota, timpable man Carson Towns.
Speaker 2: Rudy man Cariff in town Boys.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: Rudy Gobert didn't play junior.
Speaker 11: I'm just saying that that team, I'm just saying them,
Speaker 11: they are doing this to Denver right now, to nothing
Speaker 11: is impossible.
Speaker 2: I'm Stern's stunned.
Speaker 1: The defending champs down two games. I'm me too, this
Speaker 1: is I like it.
Speaker 3: I showed her they hold on and win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I thought about it.
Speaker 3: I ain't like Chicken Nuggas.
Speaker 1: I ain't thinking about them A Nugga's Chicken Nuggas the
Speaker 1: same thing.
Speaker 2: Remember Chicken Nuggas. You put that together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 16: Don't like it.
Speaker 1: I'm getting I'm just saying, Minnesota, let's just go ahead
Speaker 1: and do it. But he gonna number uh your boy.
Speaker 11: Jenny Brunston is still bogging the knicks over the paces
Speaker 11: game one forty three points. Jenny Brunton again, that's folk
Speaker 11: games in the roll with.
Speaker 1: He keep exactly, he keeps showing up anybody.
Speaker 3: You know, he balling so good.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about trying to brave my hair.
Speaker 10: Boy.
Speaker 4: What what he?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about your mustache?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna goro the little size back in your front.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna plat in my hair because this boy's ball. Junior,
Speaker 2: you stay out this conversation because well, well, at least
Speaker 2: two of us have admitted it.
Speaker 3: You said, somebody's in denial about my hair.
Speaker 11: He said, I'm in I'm in denial. By uh, I'm
Speaker 11: not in denial about it. You've already told it. We
Speaker 11: was talking about basketball. What Joe Brust's braid's got to
Speaker 11: do with my hair? I didn't have enough had a braid.
Speaker 11: I ain't never had that.
Speaker 2: Now you're the part that's not helping you is these
Speaker 2: little sensitive moments you be having about your hair.
Speaker 3: It just makes me poke.
Speaker 1: I'm not sensitive.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 8: Holding your chest. Then, yeah, you just put the all
Speaker 8: of your fingers on your chest. Braids by braids, I'm
Speaker 8: not sensitive. Well take your hand off your chest, then
Speaker 8: all five and they spread. You see that, you see
Speaker 8: I'm not sensitive. Off Hey, man, you take your hands
Speaker 8: your chest.
Speaker 7: Did are you telling with sports?
Speaker 3: Doing this at the end of the day, he's not
Speaker 3: going back and forth.
Speaker 7: Thank you, Junior. Coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 7: a woman on social media needs some advice, Steve. She says,
Speaker 7: my mama won't shut up about everyone's illnesses. I we'll
Speaker 7: talk about that right after this. You're listening Morning show,
Speaker 7: all right, Stee, This is from Devon on Steve Harvey FM.
Speaker 7: DeVaughn says how does he get his mother in law
Speaker 7: to stop gossiping about people's illnesses? He said, the woman
Speaker 7: is like a walking hip of violation. Every time I visit,
Speaker 7: I have to hear about so and so's broken hip.
Speaker 7: Another bout with COVID from someone else, Miss Lily from church.
Speaker 7: Her diabetes has been acting up and some dude I
Speaker 7: don't know versidas now my wife's actually has something wrong
Speaker 7: with her medically, and I don't feel comfortable talking to
Speaker 7: my mom about it because I don't want her spilling
Speaker 7: the tea and gossiping about the wife's sickness. Is there
Speaker 7: any way to stop my mother?
Speaker 3: Or is this just the way she is?
Speaker 2: No, that's how she is. Though, ain't nothing you can
Speaker 2: to do. She ain't got nothing else to talk about.
Speaker 2: She's a medical report down at the church. She's a
Speaker 2: medical report down at you know anybody that said, listen,
Speaker 2: you need people like that because when paramedics come or
Speaker 2: people get rushed. She got all the medical records in
Speaker 2: her head. She know about when they reported to sickness
Speaker 2: and the illness. You need people like that, you know,
Speaker 2: she's she's a medical chart, that's what she is. And
Speaker 2: she's made that herd thing.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: It's certain people. Certain people have certain things, you know
Speaker 2: that they keep up with. You know, you got sports
Speaker 2: people keep up with baseball stats, know the batting averages
Speaker 2: of all the players and stuff like that, kind of
Speaker 2: like sports trivia. Well, your mama is medical trivia. She
Speaker 2: just wants to do medical trivia for everybody. So ain't
Speaker 2: nothing you can do about that, though, I ain't never
Speaker 2: heard of that. So yeah, that her man, So God
Speaker 2: bless her, keep us safe, you know, just let her
Speaker 2: go ahead. That's what she do though. You know, sister,
Speaker 2: you know, sister, Harold Dean's hip is.
Speaker 3: She's getting it replaced on the third.
Speaker 1: Harold know the date of the surgery.
Speaker 2: She's using the same doctrine that of Bert Peterson.
Speaker 3: Used for his hip.
Speaker 7: So he shouldn't tell her about his wife.
Speaker 3: Well, I made him at the church picnic. He didn't.
Speaker 2: He didn't want to play softball because his hands were
Speaker 2: so precious to the medical field.
Speaker 3: You know he met the doctor not at all.
Speaker 2: Good doctor.
Speaker 7: All right, we have time for another one, Steve. This
Speaker 7: is from uh Jaden on Steve Barb FM. Jaden says,
Speaker 7: every time I try to ask a woman out on
Speaker 7: a date, which isn't very often, I can't seem to
Speaker 7: get over my shyness and end up mumbling and my
Speaker 7: sentences trail off. I can imagine being confident and just
Speaker 7: coming out and asking someone out, but when it comes
Speaker 7: time to do it, I just fall back on being
Speaker 7: my usual. I really need to get over being so timid,
Speaker 7: but I don't know how What can I do to
Speaker 7: become more confident? How can I overcome my shyness so
Speaker 7: I can ask someone out?
Speaker 2: Well, Jaden, often I could really throw you into something,
Speaker 2: but I'm not, so let's try to handle this a
Speaker 2: little bit more diplomatically. Look, man, if you don't you're
Speaker 2: gonna be by yourself. Okay. Now, if you want to
Speaker 2: be with somebody, talk to somebody you're gonna have you
Speaker 2: got to just try it. But nothing, nothing gets this
Speaker 2: accomplished like practice. You got to practice. Look in the mirror,
Speaker 2: practice at jade, and then when you meet the.
Speaker 3: Girl, do like you do. Be say look and just
Speaker 3: admit to it. Hey, listen, I'm really shy.
Speaker 2: I'm not good at this, but I've been watching you
Speaker 2: and I just think, man, I would love to get
Speaker 2: to know you and you know, take the pressure off
Speaker 2: and just say, I was wondering if, you know, if
Speaker 2: we could go have coffee at Starbucks or something sometimes,
Speaker 2: or dinner my treat, you know, just allow me to
Speaker 2: just get to know you, you know, and just you know,
Speaker 2: put it out there and you know, hope you got
Speaker 2: a good job or something, because you're gonna need something
Speaker 2: to go ahead, to need a carrot or something, you know,
Speaker 2: because all this I don't talk and I don't know
Speaker 2: what to say.
Speaker 3: Stuff.
Speaker 2: You're gonna need at least a good job, you know,
Speaker 2: do that. Yeah, but that's what you're gonna have to do.
Speaker 2: Job is, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 11: It's unattractive like us he of course you know that,
Speaker 11: of course, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2: He's unattractive. That's that's usually what throw you into a shell.
Speaker 2: And you're looking at me and you can't believe anybody
Speaker 2: would talk to you. So that's what he I was
Speaker 2: trying to stay away from that, but you you know
Speaker 2: how they feel.
Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, it took a long time.
Speaker 2: It took forty six years I had allowed to get over.
Speaker 7: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Burny Show coming
Speaker 7: up in twenty minutes after right after this, you're listening
Speaker 7: Harvey Morning Show. South Dakota Governor Christine Noam is being
Speaker 7: viewed as one of Donald Trump's possible VP running mates. However,
Speaker 7: Noam is still facing widespread backlash after admitting in a
Speaker 7: new memoir that she once shot and killed her misbehaving
Speaker 7: fourteen month old puppy named Cricket instead of coming up
Speaker 7: with a non lethal solution to the dog's lack of training.
Speaker 7: In addition, Governor Noam also said that she met North
Speaker 7: Korea's dictator Kim John Uhn during her tenure on the
Speaker 7: House Armed Services Committee, and now she's walking that claim back,
Speaker 7: saying she didn't meet Kim Jong un at all. So
Speaker 7: she's just out here lying.
Speaker 2: Well does she think she you know what, That's what
Speaker 2: she is and she wants to be vice president. But
Speaker 2: let me tell you what Donald Trump has done. He
Speaker 2: has taught all Republican candidates that it is okay to
Speaker 2: not admit the truth and to make false statements and
Speaker 2: all of them are being more and more Trump like,
Speaker 2: even Tim Scott. They asked Tim Scott would he accept
Speaker 2: the results of the twenty twenty four election if it
Speaker 2: came out, and he said, I can't. You know, it
Speaker 2: just all it's like and it's just a it strike
Speaker 2: against democracy because if you can't count on the election,
Speaker 2: then what are we doing here?
Speaker 4: You know? Right?
Speaker 2: And all of them are setting it up. So if
Speaker 2: Donald Trump loses again, oh my goodness, watch this.
Speaker 1: Watch this, y'all at a both.
Speaker 7: Want to be a dictator. You have the need for democracy,
Speaker 7: all right? Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour,
Speaker 7: we'll play another round of would you rather?
Speaker 3: Right after this.
Speaker 7: You're listening Hard Morning Show, and it's time now for
Speaker 7: a round it would you rather? Would you rather have
Speaker 7: the best house in the worst neighborhood or the worst
Speaker 7: house in the best neighborhood? Junior? Hey, you rather have
Speaker 7: the best house in the worst neighborhood?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to talk trash, That's what I want
Speaker 2: to No, I.
Speaker 8: Want the worst and the best because that's still good. Yeah,
Speaker 8: the worst and the best still a fly house?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I got the best one in the hood.
Speaker 11: I'm good. We don't cut your grass, dot, But you
Speaker 11: got all the burglar balls on.
Speaker 3: You got a lot going on, Steve.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna take the worst and nothing, No, damn.
Speaker 10: The best.
Speaker 3: Oh No, I'm not feel to be there.
Speaker 2: Well we at least you're here.
Speaker 3: Well, at least you're here.
Speaker 2: You get that door, ficed got the lowest property on
Speaker 2: the block.
Speaker 1: But it's nice.
Speaker 3: It's a nice little place, you know.
Speaker 7: Sure, teasing him like you're teasing your name.
Speaker 2: I hope you're happy.
Speaker 7: Would you rather live out the rest of your life
Speaker 7: in the wilderness, in the wilderness or in jail? Make it?
Speaker 3: I'm not doing jail. That's I will be on that wilderness. Dog,
Speaker 3: I'm free.
Speaker 7: Can you survive out there?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: You ain't gonna you ain't gonna make it in jail. No,
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna make it in jail.
Speaker 7: Would you rather have the power to never feel physical
Speaker 7: pain or would you rather have the power to never
Speaker 7: feel emotional pain?
Speaker 2: A and B.
Speaker 8: One of the other come ond that emotional pain is
Speaker 8: something that's a whole other beast.
Speaker 2: Uh So would you let me get rid of that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I read physical pain?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Any and this I guess emotionally. I'm intact.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: I can deal with emotional pain. I've been dealing with
Speaker 2: that my whole damn like physical pain. You can have
Speaker 2: that if I get that back. Yeah, cool, because if
Speaker 2: you an emotional pain, at least you can't punch me.
Speaker 2: So you know, oh you over the fighting. Physical pain, well,
Speaker 2: emotional pain, it's a part of it. That's what it is,
Speaker 2: the physical pain, Junior and Junior, I don't know what
Speaker 2: the hell you talking about? This emotional pain? And shut
Speaker 2: your ass up, would you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? You do?
Speaker 2: You have to do that? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Would you rather have a personal driver or a personal bessager?
Speaker 2: The suit driver?
Speaker 1: Driver drive?
Speaker 2: You can drive me to a masus. I ain't worry
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 3: I want no damn massuits.
Speaker 7: That's today's rounding, would you rather? Guys coming up at
Speaker 7: forty nine minutes after our last break of the day,
Speaker 7: and we'll close out the show with the one and
Speaker 7: only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
Speaker 7: Morning Show. All right, Steve, here we are our last
Speaker 7: break of the day, and to lead into your closing remarks,
Speaker 7: we had a caller earlier who wanted to talk about voting.
Speaker 7: You left a message here.
Speaker 10: It is we as black people, are not obligated to vote.
Speaker 10: I'm telling people be obligated to vote. The system's never
Speaker 10: built for us. You got to find our own way
Speaker 10: without help from people that we're voting for. You don't
Speaker 10: need no leader. You your own leader stuff telling our
Speaker 10: people to vote for these hipocrits. Man, you part of
Speaker 10: the system.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I don't know who you are because
Speaker 2: you wasn't big enough to leave your name, of course,
Speaker 2: but you can call my show and address me directly,
Speaker 2: and everybody know who you're talking to. So number one,
Speaker 2: if you're going to call this show and make a
Speaker 2: statement contrary to something I say or promote, then be
Speaker 2: man enough or woman enough to leave your name. That's
Speaker 2: just a simple request so we can talk to each other,
Speaker 2: so I can refer to you by name. But now
Speaker 2: that I can't refer to you by name, let me
Speaker 2: talk to people for a second. The reason I say
Speaker 2: black people are obligated to vote because I truly, truly
Speaker 2: feel that we are obligated to vote. See, it's people
Speaker 2: like this who call in right here, who have nothing
Speaker 2: to back up. Voting doesn't mean that you need to
Speaker 2: be led. Voting doesn't mean that you give people power
Speaker 2: over you. The reason we as black people are obligated
Speaker 2: to vote because whether you know your history or not,
Speaker 2: our forefathers died for the right to vote, to participate
Speaker 2: in the system. See, it's one thing to have a
Speaker 2: seat at the table is one is another thing to
Speaker 2: decide what's on the menu. I've been at the table.
Speaker 2: I want to make decisions on what's on the menu.
Speaker 16: Now.
Speaker 2: I don't need anybody to lead me, but I do
Speaker 2: want to have a say, soul and who is at
Speaker 2: the top, at the forefront of everything, so that we
Speaker 2: can make a determination as of what we have a
Speaker 2: say so in whatever it is they say, of the
Speaker 2: direction they choose to go. But when you don't vote,
Speaker 2: you can no longer open up your mind. We need
Speaker 2: a system of our own. Okay, great, that's cool. But
Speaker 2: how you gonna put that system in place? Because eventually,
Speaker 2: one time you're gonna be able to put a person
Speaker 2: in place that can agree with your system. But if
Speaker 2: you've taken yourself out of the quay, then you can
Speaker 2: stop complaining about the problem because you've removed yourself from
Speaker 2: the equation. So whatever they lay on the table. Whatever
Speaker 2: they put on the table, we now got to lap
Speaker 2: it up and like it. This is one of the
Speaker 2: most ignorant calls I've gotten. See it's people like you,
Speaker 2: whoever your name is, who you wasn't man enough to
Speaker 2: say it's people like you that make statements. We need
Speaker 2: our own and you part of the system. I'm part
Speaker 2: of the system. Are you crazy? Are you crazy?
Speaker 3: Do you listen to this show every day? I'm part
Speaker 3: of the system.
Speaker 2: How you know what the system is?
Speaker 3: You ain't in it.
Speaker 2: You don't participate, and I'm assuming by now you don't vote.
Speaker 2: So what is your ignorant behind talking about Hey man,
Speaker 2: you got a lot of nerve man calling this show
Speaker 2: telling me to tell people to stop telling black people
Speaker 2: that they obligated to vote. You are obligated to vote.
Speaker 3: It's our responsible to one another.
Speaker 2: It's our responsibility to our children, it's our responsibility to
Speaker 2: our grandchildren. It's our responsibility to the less fortunate. See,
Speaker 2: whether you know it or not, there are some people
Speaker 2: who get in office and do policy. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you heard me this week talk about what the
Speaker 2: Biden administration and Brydon Harris administration has been doing behind
Speaker 2: the scenes. But then you probably don't watch the news
Speaker 2: anyway because you probably think they ain't talking about you anyway.
Speaker 2: But there are a lot of programs in terms of
Speaker 2: debt relief that's been passed out for people with student loans.
Speaker 2: There's been a lot of medical relief. There's been a
Speaker 2: lot of programs put forward for black men in business,
Speaker 2: who are in tech, who are in trade, who are
Speaker 2: in all types of things. It ain't just barbershops. There's
Speaker 2: been a lot of stuff put forward for black men.
Speaker 2: And you sound it like you happen to be a
Speaker 2: black male, but you probably wouldn't want to partake in
Speaker 2: any one of those programs because you off somewhere trying
Speaker 2: to create a system for yourself. I'm all about a
Speaker 2: person doing for themselves. Yeah, And I don't think we're
Speaker 2: going to be dependent on government. But just because you
Speaker 2: vote doesn't make you dependent on government. Ain't nobody in
Speaker 2: here telling you to place your hopes and dreams in
Speaker 2: some people. If you really listen to this show, I
Speaker 2: tell people more to put their hopes in dreams and
Speaker 2: faith in God than I do anything. But since we
Speaker 2: are here, and I don't know if you notice in
Speaker 2: the last election that happened, brother, whatever your name is,
Speaker 2: that you wouldn't leave. I don't know if you noticed it,
Speaker 2: but Michigan, Detroit, Philadelphia, Philly, Atlanta, Georgia was the deciding
Speaker 2: factor in the presidential that Donald Trump would have been
Speaker 2: president again had the black vote not stood up the
Speaker 2: way it did.
Speaker 3: And it'll be the same thing again.
Speaker 2: So look, man, why don't you get some facts together
Speaker 2: before you start spewing your ignorance and then you call
Speaker 2: in on a national show and say something like that,
Speaker 2: I don't know nobody telling black people not to vote
Speaker 2: except you and a couple of ignorant ass people. And
Speaker 2: for those of you blacks that are blacks for Trump.
Speaker 2: And then they got a new T shirt word that
Speaker 2: has the N word on the N words for Trump. Oh,
Speaker 2: y'all make me sick. Y'all make me sick. Grow up
Speaker 2: and understand what we are about as a people. We
Speaker 2: have a say soul, We have a seat at the table,
Speaker 2: and we should determine what's on the menu. Those are
Speaker 2: my closing remarks to vote. Those are my closees remarks.
Speaker 2: And black people are obligated to vot. Yes we are,
Speaker 2: and I will feel my obligation and I'm asking everybody
Speaker 2: else to do the same. Those are my closing remarks today.
Speaker 2: Have a great one, y'all, Peace.
Speaker 4: For all.
Speaker 7: Steve Harvey contests. No purchase necessary, void wear prohibited. Participants
Speaker 7: must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,
Speaker 7: unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey
Speaker 7: FM dot com. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show