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Speaker 1: Excuse me, you are listening to the voice. Come on,
Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
Speaker 1: radio show, man o man or man something going on
Speaker 1: real good today. You ought to feel blessed today, the
Speaker 1: fact that God woke you up and gave you another opportunity.
Speaker 1: You know, every day you wake up, it's another chance.
Speaker 1: It's a chance for all of us to get better,
Speaker 1: to get it right, to get on the right path,
Speaker 1: to stop heading the wrong way. Every day you wake up,
Speaker 1: that's your opportunity. See, because He's gonna keep waking you
Speaker 1: up because he has a plan for you. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't know, uh you know, I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know when he makes his call and you
Speaker 1: know who gets called home when I can't explain it.
Speaker 1: I don't have that answer. I'm not him. I'm not God.
Speaker 1: I don't claim to be. I don't. I don't understand
Speaker 1: it all some times. But God has an amazing way.
Speaker 1: But as long as he's waking you up I do
Speaker 1: know this, God ain't through with you yet. God has
Speaker 1: a plan for you. Your job is to identify identify
Speaker 1: the plan. You know, that's that's clearly what I need
Speaker 1: for you to do. You know, oftentimes the thing that
Speaker 1: you're looking for, it's right there inside of you.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many people I meet, mister Harvey,
Speaker 1: Mister Harvey, can't speak to you for a minute. Yeah, Man,
Speaker 1: what's up with you? Man? I was just wondering. Man,
Speaker 1: I've been trying to and I want to know, Man,
Speaker 1: can you give me a good agent? Can you give
Speaker 1: me a good lawyer? Can you give me a good Now? Look,
Speaker 1: if you got some legal problems, I understand you're gonna
Speaker 1: need some help right there. But the majority of questions
Speaker 1: I get asked is about their future, about their place
Speaker 1: in this world, about their mission, about what they're trying
Speaker 1: to do, how they trying to figure out, and then
Speaker 1: the how to go about doing it. But the answer
Speaker 1: I'm must remind all of you is always within yourself.
Speaker 1: It starts right there. See, a lot of people burn
Speaker 1: up a lot of time looking around trying to find someone.
Speaker 1: If I could just meet them, if I could just
Speaker 1: get on her show. Man, if all, if I could
Speaker 1: just get to his show, I beating made it. That's
Speaker 1: not necessarily the case. Because See, just like every time
Speaker 1: you put your put your faith in a person or
Speaker 1: an event or currence or some type of thing that
Speaker 1: you imagine yourself being in there and that'll do it
Speaker 1: for you. Imagine of all the people who've made it
Speaker 1: without you know, I look at everybody. Tell me, Man,
Speaker 1: if I could get on so and so show, that'll
Speaker 1: do it for me. Man, somebody else got on that
Speaker 1: show and they blew up. Man, if I could just
Speaker 1: make it to that show, do you know how many
Speaker 1: people have made it without that? So, see, when you
Speaker 1: start focusing in on what your idea of how to
Speaker 1: make it is, and your idea of how to make
Speaker 1: it does not include your relationship with God, you spinning
Speaker 1: your wheels. Man, It's a vicious cycle you in now,
Speaker 1: and I'm asking everybody to get out of that cycle,
Speaker 1: get out of looking for someone and something. The answer
Speaker 1: is within you. God resides in you. That burning thing
Speaker 1: that you have that you just can't get out your head,
Speaker 1: that's a seed. God plant that there. That's a seed.
Speaker 1: It needs watering, nurturing, fertilizing, and that's what it needs.
Speaker 1: It didn't it. Don't ever say, man, I need that
Speaker 1: other person right there now. There are people you will
Speaker 1: meet that will compliment you, and I can assure you
Speaker 1: that God will put you in the right place at
Speaker 1: the right time. I'm almost certain that God will introduce
Speaker 1: you to everybody you need to be introduced to to
Speaker 1: make it to wherever it is. You all are trying
Speaker 1: to get to him talking about you and God now,
Speaker 1: But the moment you take it into your own hands
Speaker 1: and you make the decision as to who you got
Speaker 1: to get to, I've just clouded and muddied the waters.
Speaker 1: See God's plan for you don't really need your help. Oh,
Speaker 1: it needs your attention, It needs your focus, it needs
Speaker 1: your faith, and it needs your hard work. But He
Speaker 1: needs you to listen. He needs you to listen more
Speaker 1: than anything. Listen, keep the faith and be willing to
Speaker 1: work your tail off. I don't know how you think
Speaker 1: it can happen any other way. But then again I
Speaker 1: do because I try to make it another way. So
Speaker 1: I had to come to the conclusion, Hey man, listen here, dog,
Speaker 1: this ain't working for you. You got to get some
Speaker 1: more God, here, man, listen to me. The answer was
Speaker 1: always within me, the moment I sat down with myself
Speaker 1: and told myself the truth that he partner, you ain't
Speaker 1: really all that, hey, partner, regardless as to what people
Speaker 1: are seeing and stuff, you ain't happy. Hey Pardner, this
Speaker 1: really ain't about you. Hey Pardner, you really ain't all
Speaker 1: that good at this. God is keeping you for a reason. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold up, Steve, quit tripping. What I need to do.
Speaker 1: I just started talking to myself and then I heard
Speaker 1: Bishop Jakes say a couple of things. Then I was
Speaker 1: watching TV. I heard Joel Oldstein say a couple of
Speaker 1: things and I went, wow, man, okay, cool, that's pretty slick.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try that. And when I did it, it
Speaker 1: changed my life. I am telling you, man, it has
Speaker 1: been God this whole time, and the God has been
Speaker 1: residing inside of me, just like the God resides on
Speaker 1: the inside of you. That's Him talking to you, telling you, man,
Speaker 1: you ought to get it together. Man making you feel bad.
Speaker 1: It's sending you on guilt trips, you knowing you wrong,
Speaker 1: and you out there wrong and something telling you you
Speaker 1: are not do it. Here's how you know. It's God.
Speaker 1: And Bishop Alma taught me this in his book He's
Speaker 1: Got I can't think of the name of it right now,
Speaker 1: but it's a really good book. But it says in
Speaker 1: that man. Bishop Olmo was talking in this book and
Speaker 1: he was saying, the way you know is not God's
Speaker 1: voice is if it ain't no sin in it. See
Speaker 1: how many times have you made up in your mind,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show this person or I'm gonna show that person,
Speaker 1: or I'm gonna get this person back. You hurt me,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hurt you. You know the Lord don't like ugly,
Speaker 1: I'll show you well, the Lord don't like ugly. But
Speaker 1: no way in that does it's safe for you to
Speaker 1: go show them. It doesn't say that. See, so when
Speaker 1: you strike out on that mission, you know the God
Speaker 1: knows in my heart I loved you, but I got
Speaker 1: to do this because you did me. Whoa whoa who
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with God? Right there, you
Speaker 1: can take him out of it. If it's God, has
Speaker 1: no sin in it. So anytime somebody come to me
Speaker 1: talking about the Lord told me to do this to you,
Speaker 1: and that's the only reason not doing it, you need
Speaker 1: to get yourself right with God. I had all them
Speaker 1: threats right there. That ain't God talking to me through you.
Speaker 1: What are you crazy? If it's God, it has no
Speaker 1: sin in it. So you got to be careful man,
Speaker 1: when you talking to people. If we're gonna go down
Speaker 1: here and we're gonna do this because this is the
Speaker 1: right thing to do, if it has something wrong going on,
Speaker 1: then it can't be the right thing to do. Took
Speaker 1: me a minute to learn that one. But please get
Speaker 1: that through your head so you can quit spinning yourself
Speaker 1: around and remember everything you're looking for is within you.
Speaker 1: It's all right there. Quit wasting your time looking around
Speaker 1: all the time. Go to your God, man, talk to him.
Speaker 1: Go to that spirit that's on the inside of you
Speaker 1: that's calling you. Stop letting people shake your tree. At
Speaker 1: the end of the day, somebody gonna be right, somebody
Speaker 1: gonna be wrong. All right, y'all, We're gonna go in
Speaker 1: day tripping a little bit, going through somethingstening.
Speaker 6: Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, let me have it your undivided attention.
Speaker 1: He's done it again, Almighty Creator has created another beautiful
Speaker 1: day for us to thrive in. Today is the day
Speaker 1: that the Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be
Speaker 1: glad in it. Be glad in it, y'all, because it's
Speaker 1: something else, man, it's something else. He's just amazing to me.
Speaker 1: I can't, ah, man, it's kind of crazy with me
Speaker 1: trying to describe it when he's he's indescribable. I just
Speaker 1: ain't no words for I can't come up with nothing
Speaker 1: bigger though it's been difference, super casual, frajudicistic, can't come
Speaker 1: up with nothing. I can't everything I think of just short. Sure,
Speaker 1: he's awesome. He's an awesome god that ain't Why don't
Speaker 1: know what words we use him, but we don't got
Speaker 1: nothing to describe what he is to me and to
Speaker 1: you too. So thank you, Heavening Father. Steve Harvit MARTERI
Speaker 1: show Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica Junior, the
Speaker 1: legend that is Nephew Tommy Junior. What's going on on
Speaker 1: the day? Man?
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm gonna tell you something I did an interview
Speaker 7: yesterday and they said.
Speaker 8: If I wasn't a comedian, what job would you really want?
Speaker 7: And don't don't don't down me, don't kill my dream,
Speaker 7: don't do that, uplift me, help me?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 7: What I want to be if I wasn't in the comedian?
Speaker 7: I think I would make a really good model. I
Speaker 7: think I could be a mom mom. I yeah, mama,
Speaker 7: you don't want me to what? Now kill my dream?
Speaker 3: You could?
Speaker 8: I could be Wait a minute, why are you looking
Speaker 8: at me like this?
Speaker 7: Because I said I could be a really good models.
Speaker 1: Wet bands? You could do that?
Speaker 7: Visor, he said, sweat bands, he said, Advisor.
Speaker 9: Do rags now dog you own and proper wave caps? Fuck,
Speaker 9: you can come out with me wave caps, waveless wave caps.
Speaker 8: I knew when I came in this one, I knew
Speaker 8: he was gonna do this here.
Speaker 10: This is Deacon suits, you Deacon suit killers, but Deacon
Speaker 10: suits and handing it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What kind of model was you thinking of being?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 7: That's a good question, the same one that like seals,
Speaker 7: sell sell hat, sell clothes, sell sell something.
Speaker 1: Just on my fast m because I because what you're
Speaker 1: too short, strange looking? You ain't you ain't no mustache,
Speaker 1: though you have a mustang, no timing. I don't have
Speaker 1: a mustache. Why what guy do with anything? Sit on
Speaker 1: what you're gonna model, what you're gonna sell. You can't
Speaker 1: sell no hair clippers.
Speaker 6: Suits with my suits, sneakers.
Speaker 8: They told me deacon suits, Sureley, deacon suits.
Speaker 1: Athletic. Where your pastoral collection? Athletic?
Speaker 6: Where what is there such a thing?
Speaker 1: Create that at the pastoral collection They'll be breast vests,
Speaker 1: you know, stuff like that.
Speaker 6: Okay, hope alive, Junior, keep hope alive.
Speaker 1: Well, good thing you a comedian, because at least that
Speaker 1: dream can come true. You will at least you're tracking
Speaker 1: for that one. I wouldn't go back to that. And
Speaker 1: don't let nobody else ask you that question, Junior. Just
Speaker 1: tell him now this is what I'm doing it. Don't
Speaker 1: have no shot at nothing else.
Speaker 11: Say a few minutes after we'll hear from the nephew
Speaker 11: if he runs that prank back. Right after this, you're
Speaker 11: listening morning show, it is time now to run that
Speaker 11: prank back with the nephew.
Speaker 12: What you got now, we're gonna drop this love deposit Charley,
Speaker 12: love deposit cat Dog.
Speaker 1: If you would.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Tiffany.
Speaker 13: H This is Tiffany, who's calling?
Speaker 5: This is Karen. How you doing. I didn't know what
Speaker 5: I know we've been. I know we've been going back
Speaker 5: and forth on the site talking and we haven't you know,
Speaker 5: really talked yet.
Speaker 14: So yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 13: I think I wasn't expecting a car. But yeah, it's
Speaker 13: good to hear from you. It's good to hear from you,
Speaker 13: you know, you.
Speaker 5: Know, I mean we've been we've been talking for well
Speaker 5: a long time, well, texting and on the site for
Speaker 5: at least what five weeks now.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's really I'm glad you called a for real seriously,
Speaker 13: like an, I love the voice so exciting.
Speaker 5: You know you got anything going on this weekend?
Speaker 13: I don't think so. I just have to, like, you know,
Speaker 13: go glossy shopping or whatever. But like, other than that,
Speaker 13: it's pretty open.
Speaker 1: What's up.
Speaker 5: I was thinking maybe we get together, get a get
Speaker 5: a drink or too, just you know kind of yeah,
Speaker 5: hang out a little bit, feel each other out and
Speaker 5: if if you're feeling that, you know, I don't want to.
Speaker 13: Yeah that's cool, we can get together. I'm interested, you know,
Speaker 13: like I'm happy you called, and I would love to
Speaker 13: see this weekend. You got a place in mind, like
Speaker 13: I heard you.
Speaker 5: Know, I was thinking about letting you pick something because
Speaker 5: you know, i'd rather go somewhere where you're comfortable, with
Speaker 5: an atmosphere that you used to. I think that would
Speaker 5: be the best thing to do.
Speaker 13: Okay, well, look, I want to find out.
Speaker 5: I'll direct you on that, but yeah, I just want
Speaker 5: to hang out a little bit cool. I'm excited, good, good,
Speaker 5: what's good for you? You know, if you want to
Speaker 5: on Saturday, let's go.
Speaker 13: Let's do Saturday to give me, you know, some time
Speaker 13: to like, you know, get myself together six or.
Speaker 5: Seven, text me you know the location or whatever wherever
Speaker 5: you want me to. You know, I.
Speaker 13: Can see.
Speaker 5: Well one was okay, let's let's do this first. Tell
Speaker 5: me this. What are we wearing? So I'm not I
Speaker 5: don't want to be overdressed or underdressed.
Speaker 13: I don't really trip on that. First. They could be
Speaker 13: chill like I'm not. You know, we don't have to
Speaker 13: do like a five hundred dollars dinner or nothing like that.
Speaker 13: You don't need on a touch.
Speaker 5: This ain't a Rock Nation brunch, all right, right, but
Speaker 5: if you don't mind, if I could get you to
Speaker 5: do something for me, could you could I give you
Speaker 5: my cash app for what Well, what I want to
Speaker 5: do is, you know, sometimes these things actually go wrong.
Speaker 5: You know, I don't see it going wrong with me
Speaker 5: and you because we've had you know, the way we've
Speaker 5: been chit chatting and going back and forth on the site.
Speaker 5: Things have been really really well. You know. You know,
Speaker 5: I would like to get you know, like a you know,
Speaker 5: a love deposit of two hundred and fifty dollars their
Speaker 5: way of just going wrong. At least I haven't wasted
Speaker 5: my time, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 13: Hold on, I'm just by saying what just happened? You
Speaker 13: said you want me to get your car up and
Speaker 13: send you a love deposit of two hundred and.
Speaker 5: Something dollars two fifty two fifty like you know that way.
Speaker 5: If this don't if this don't go right, you know,
Speaker 5: then at least I haven't love It's like a love deposit,
Speaker 5: you know, if it go if it goes right, you know,
Speaker 5: then I give it back to you. If it don't
Speaker 5: go right, you know, at least I haven't wasted my time.
Speaker 5: You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 14: Crime you serious, right?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Like yeah, okay, uh this is super weird and uh
Speaker 13: yeah this is all weird and uh, you know, I'm
Speaker 13: kind of I don't you really know what to say,
Speaker 13: like other than you could probably lose my number like
Speaker 13: you are we do like, don't call me like your corny.
Speaker 13: I'm not interested, you're a bum like I'm straight, like
Speaker 13: I don't know what.
Speaker 5: Ok hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I
Speaker 5: wasn't all let I wasn't I'm talking about you've been talking.
Speaker 5: We've been talking for five weeks. Everything's been good. We've
Speaker 5: been we've been on the site talking to each other.
Speaker 13: So the two weeks though, you're trying to ask me
Speaker 13: for a cash app for real, a love deposit? How
Speaker 13: corny are you? Are you serious?
Speaker 14: Seriously?
Speaker 5: If you believe listen to TIMI on the real. If
Speaker 5: you believe in yourself, you know what?
Speaker 14: If I believe in myself, you're so full, last out
Speaker 14: of your you have lost your in mind. Okay, you
Speaker 14: please like gather your thoughts because I don't know who
Speaker 14: you think you're talking to.
Speaker 13: For real, you know what I'm saying. So I need
Speaker 13: to do two things lose my number and don't don't
Speaker 13: look for me for real? Show up like this is ridiculous,
Speaker 13: Like this is stupid, you ignorant?
Speaker 5: For real? Shut up? Okay, okay, show me, show me
Speaker 5: where I'm wrong. If you believe in yourself, if I believe.
Speaker 13: In myself, chas, do what you mean? If I believe
Speaker 13: in myself, If you believe in yourself, your chass, We're
Speaker 13: move around. Don't get off the phone. It stopped wasting
Speaker 13: my time for real. I'm about to hang out right
Speaker 13: now for real.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, listen, face straight Upay before you hang up, Joey,
Speaker 5: you could go, you could go your way, I can go.
Speaker 5: Mind you don't want to carry meet the two fifty? Cool?
Speaker 5: Got that? Okay? You know what? What is? Is this
Speaker 5: your loss? Though? Tis this your lad?
Speaker 13: You gotta be out your rabbit eys line. Ain't no
Speaker 13: lost this here, ain't gonna lost this.
Speaker 5: Ain't no lost this this is okay? You know what?
Speaker 13: You know what?
Speaker 5: I knew this was gonna happen, you know, brother, try
Speaker 5: to be real.
Speaker 13: When brother tried, hey, hey, you might as well hey
Speaker 13: turn around go the other direction. Lock yourself up. Seriously,
Speaker 13: you want to talk about black black men and brotherhood. Like,
Speaker 13: it's a wrap for you. We don't need you out here,
Speaker 13: your youthless straight up like, don't call me destroy yourself
Speaker 13: for real, I'm done with this.
Speaker 5: I'm talk Can I tell you something else for you?
Speaker 5: Leading real quick. I just want to let you know
Speaker 5: that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 5: Your sister is Shaye. Shae got me to pray fall
Speaker 5: call you.
Speaker 1: Your sister.
Speaker 5: Shaye said, you gotta get my sister. She's been on
Speaker 5: the right, been around this dating sight, talking to this guy.
Speaker 14: Where is she got?
Speaker 13: This is stupid?
Speaker 5: Oh movie, We got you, baby, we got you. Good?
Speaker 13: Yeah, God do it. This is crazy. I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 13: I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 5: This is I'll tell you what tell me this? What
Speaker 5: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
Speaker 5: in the.
Speaker 14: Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 6: All right, thank you, nephew. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the out In entertainment news,
Speaker 11: pastor Kean Henderson shushed a woman during his praise and
Speaker 11: worship on Sunday.
Speaker 6: We'll get your thoughts on that.
Speaker 11: Fulton County da Fani Willis's ex boyfriend speaks out about
Speaker 11: her workplace romance and there's a nude cruise sailing away
Speaker 11: next February.
Speaker 6: Wow, we'll talk about all of this looming up. But
Speaker 6: right now, I knew you'd perk up for that one.
Speaker 11: Tommy, it's time to ask the celo.
Speaker 6: Right now, we'll get to it.
Speaker 1: We'll get to it.
Speaker 11: This is from Misha in Seattle. Misha says, my husband
Speaker 11: came home pipsy and showered. Immediately, I got suspicious, so
Speaker 11: I looked for his phone. He caught me and asked
Speaker 11: what I was looking for. He said, I always assume
Speaker 11: he is up to no good. Lately he's been sleeping
Speaker 11: in the guest room. Is he acting mad to create
Speaker 11: distance between us?
Speaker 6: How do I fix this?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know why. You know, I mean, always
Speaker 1: remember that it's the best defense is a good offense.
Speaker 1: So if I could beat you too mad before you
Speaker 1: get mad, that gets you put you on defense because
Speaker 1: I created an offensive mood. You know, he asked you
Speaker 1: what you was doing. He busted you. You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to sneak better, And then you know, now I'm sleeping
Speaker 1: in the guest room. I don't know, dog, I don't know, ma'am.
Speaker 1: You know your husband better than I do. Why don't
Speaker 1: you just go on and read into it what you
Speaker 1: want to read into it? But why you're talking about
Speaker 1: how can you fix this? See? He didn't. He got
Speaker 1: you back, pegnant. He came in tipsy and late, jumped
Speaker 1: in the shower. You got suspicions in winning the phone.
Speaker 1: Now he gonna sleep in another room. Okay, Well when
Speaker 1: he get tired of sleeping in another room, tell him
Speaker 1: he can't come back in here till he fixed it
Speaker 1: for you. All you gotta do is reverse it. Just
Speaker 1: be a girl. Just make him wrong. That's all y'all do.
Speaker 1: Y'all good at that. Don't see him side of it.
Speaker 1: Y'all are excellent, all yeah, act like we ain't said. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just do that. Do what y'all do, Do what y'all
Speaker 1: don all right.
Speaker 11: Moving on to Dorry in Clearwater, Dorry writes, as we
Speaker 11: were watching a movie Friday night, my husband got a
Speaker 11: text saying call Now. He called his friend and made
Speaker 11: up a lie that he needed him right away. I
Speaker 11: asked him why he did it, because I know the
Speaker 11: guy's wife. Should I tell her about this.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 11: They were a couple watching TV and then the husband
Speaker 11: got a text saying call now. He asked, he called
Speaker 11: his friend and made up a lie. So he called
Speaker 11: his friend. His boy made up a lie that he
Speaker 11: needed him right away. And then the wife asked the
Speaker 11: husband why did he do that? Because she knows the
Speaker 11: guy's wife and she the wife wants to know. Should
Speaker 11: he tell the guy's wife what went down?
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 11: Okay, So say, for instance, you're at home with your
Speaker 11: wife watching you right then your boy texts you and
Speaker 11: says call right now.
Speaker 6: Then you call and say you need your boy right now.
Speaker 1: No, he says he needs me right now. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so what's the problem.
Speaker 11: So the wife wants to know why he did that,
Speaker 11: why he did that, and because she knows his boy's wife,
Speaker 11: and should she tell the wife?
Speaker 1: No business, No, these is two dudes. The dude say, hey, man,
Speaker 1: it's like me and J Anthony Brown. When I used
Speaker 1: to call JA Anthony Brown, I would type in may
Speaker 1: day and that was it. No, we'll not type in
Speaker 1: call his answer machine and say may day. And then
Speaker 1: he knew when he got that on the answer machine
Speaker 1: to call me back. It's may day. You know, dudes
Speaker 1: have codes like that. What you calling his wife fault?
Speaker 6: Because she didn't like the tricky stuff that went down,
Speaker 6: That's all.
Speaker 1: It wasn't nothing tricky. The dudes saying, hey, man, need
Speaker 1: call me. I ain't got nothing to do with you.
Speaker 1: I got dudes that I can call with no explanation.
Speaker 1: Hey man, hit me up. They're gonna hit me right up.
Speaker 1: Ain't no explanation, Ain't no what I'm gonna say. Look, man,
Speaker 1: I got a problem.
Speaker 12: What what?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Okay? Okay, what we're doing? I'm finning roll over here? Okay?
Speaker 13: Right?
Speaker 1: Who car we taking? You know? Yea bruh. I know
Speaker 1: some dudes like that. Yes, call her.
Speaker 10: Well, I think what the wife is saying, though she
Speaker 10: knows his wife, so she say, girl, what happened the
Speaker 10: other day?
Speaker 6: Your husband was like, call now, what went down? I
Speaker 6: think that's what the whe U?
Speaker 11: No, no, she she the wife feels like it's something
Speaker 11: tricky going on because she wanted to know why his husband,
Speaker 11: why her husband did that?
Speaker 5: That's what.
Speaker 1: But it's between dudes. You no, no listen to me,
Speaker 1: No girl text your husband didn't No girl text nothing.
Speaker 1: It's a dude called another dude. Why are you putting
Speaker 1: something in that man that ain't none of your damn
Speaker 1: business man. This dude could have got himself in the
Speaker 1: situation and he needed boy to help him get him out.
Speaker 6: His wife obviously doesn't think that though she doesn't think that.
Speaker 6: No tricky going on.
Speaker 11: All right, We're gonna move on to Chuck in high Point,
Speaker 11: who says, I'm trying to take my wife and my
Speaker 11: mom through a Mother's Day brunch. But my wife can't
Speaker 11: forgive my mom for calling her a home wrecker. My
Speaker 11: mother will never apologize. My wife says, I don't hold
Speaker 11: my mom accountable. How do I end their three year few?
Speaker 1: Well, bruh, First of all, you can't take them together. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know how you thought it was a good idea,
Speaker 1: But your mama ain't gonna apologize. So obviously your wife,
Speaker 1: your wife must have felt like your new wife must
Speaker 1: have been the wife after your previous wife, and then
Speaker 1: and then and then maybe your mama's calling her homeworker. Now,
Speaker 1: your mama ain't gonna apologize, But your mama got to
Speaker 1: go with what make you happy? Now? Is your mama
Speaker 1: wrong in this yes, because this is your choice, and
Speaker 1: this is the choice you made. And just because a
Speaker 1: man with another woman, it don't make that woman a
Speaker 1: home rerecord.
Speaker 6: His mom's eye. What are they gonna be saying to.
Speaker 1: Each other to the brunch though, past the damn salt? Help? Well,
Speaker 1: you know you the hell? Why don't you get that
Speaker 1: helper that you wanted to pass you the salt? Because
Speaker 1: obviously it ain't.
Speaker 6: Me, especially after bottomless mimosas. BR's all gonna come out.
Speaker 6: It's all gonna come out.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to pass salt because I'm a
Speaker 1: home record. And by the way, happy mother h oh,
Speaker 1: I know you didn't know for him, and try to
Speaker 1: wish me no happy mothers. Dade your home wrecking health,
Speaker 1: all right, when you're gonna have happy home record day,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 11: Last one, Steve moving on. This is from Star in Germantown.
Speaker 11: Star says, my husband and I are separated and we're
Speaker 11: dating other people. I was having sex with my boyfriend
Speaker 11: when my husband walked in on us. He doesn't live
Speaker 11: here anymore legally, uh, and legally I can't re key
Speaker 11: the locks. How do I stop him from embarrassing me?
Speaker 1: I don't understand how legally you can't rekeet the locks?
Speaker 1: Won't you re keet the locks?
Speaker 6: She said? Legally she can't?
Speaker 5: What what? What?
Speaker 10: What is?
Speaker 1: Legally? That's what sheep? Having sex in front of me.
Speaker 1: He'll get the picture. He'll stop coming over, running up
Speaker 1: in here.
Speaker 6: That's what you don't Yeah, she wants him to stop embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, holl aloud here, all.
Speaker 11: Right, thank you, Celo. Coming up at the top of
Speaker 11: the hour. We'll have some entertainment news for you right
Speaker 11: after this.
Speaker 6: You're listening morning show.
Speaker 11: Okay, let's talk about this. Was pastor Kean Pastor Kean Henderson.
Speaker 11: Was he wrong for shook shushing a woman during praise
Speaker 11: and worship Sunday at the Lighthouse Church in Houston.
Speaker 6: We have a clip of just what happens, so let's
Speaker 6: hear it here.
Speaker 15: It is take a listen, rush, hush, silence. In the
Speaker 15: name of Jesus.
Speaker 1: I left my hands and the only voice I want
Speaker 1: heard is his whole friend. Oh, he couldn't hear himself.
Speaker 1: He was she was a lot. It was a lie, Steve,
Speaker 1: he couldn't hear. I'm my dude, I'm rid with my dude.
Speaker 6: Backlash. People think he was rude, I know, but the
Speaker 6: whole point in the voice I want to hear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some people be over the top those shirts. Some
Speaker 1: people give me.
Speaker 6: The whole.
Speaker 5: What did she say at.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, he wanted to he was ushering in the
Speaker 6: Holy Spirit, and that's what he said. He wanted to
Speaker 6: hear that, and that's the point worship.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I couldn't it be a whole new ministry. Can't
Speaker 7: just be a whole new ministry? What Holy Spirit check
Speaker 7: ministry too much?
Speaker 6: The people are saying he was rude, he was wrong,
Speaker 6: you know, but.
Speaker 1: Look at this, I don't think so.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 6: I've seen pass do it many times in church.
Speaker 1: I've seen that. I've seen it as to take the
Speaker 1: baby out because the baby was too loud.
Speaker 8: Yes, absolutely, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 6: Stop stop that's distracting, distracted.
Speaker 1: I can't even do this radio show what you are.
Speaker 1: We can't have praise and worship exactly. Anybody touching you
Speaker 1: that hard? Okay, okay, past.
Speaker 6: Cut it off.
Speaker 1: Ain't getting their key. Listen to me. I don't see
Speaker 1: why they mad. It just passed. Look, they know the deal,
Speaker 1: they know the deal. It ain't even that what next serious?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 1: People, y'all come on man. I'm gonna tell you man,
Speaker 1: when I hosted Celebration of Gospel, that's I would see
Speaker 1: choirs on stage, yes, and then you know how the
Speaker 1: song be over and then the drums come back and
Speaker 1: boom doom doom, doom, doom, doom, doom doom doom. Do
Speaker 1: ye come on stage as soon as they passed the curtain,
Speaker 1: and they ain't gonna say you no more, let's start
Speaker 1: taking this robe Boston And I said, I used to
Speaker 1: stand backstage, and I go, oh, really, so you could
Speaker 1: just as soon as you ain't in sight no more,
Speaker 1: you just turn that off. You know, people know in church,
Speaker 1: it's like when somebody take off running laps around the church.
Speaker 1: Everybody don't need to run.
Speaker 6: Truly in your spirits and spirit.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but now just because you see some people, boy,
Speaker 1: it's this white church to be online, I'll be hot.
Speaker 1: They be doing the most. They're down in West Virginia.
Speaker 1: I've seen line them dudes be standing in there dancing.
Speaker 1: I'll be going, man, y'all need to go cut this out.
Speaker 1: They got somefits. That's terrible.
Speaker 11: Well, uh, finally I just wanted to This is really
Speaker 11: for for Tommy, for the nephew right here.
Speaker 6: Because none of us are really like fond of cruise ships.
Speaker 6: We don't really do.
Speaker 11: That's not our thing, but this one might be of
Speaker 11: interest at least one of us figure out who.
Speaker 6: It's a brand new cruise.
Speaker 11: It's called the Big Nude Boat, and yes, it's a
Speaker 11: clothing optional boat that will depart from Miami next February third.
Speaker 6: Get your tickets.
Speaker 11: It will sail around the Caribbean until Valentine's Day.
Speaker 6: But there are a few rules.
Speaker 11: The passengers must wear clothes in all dining rooms, and
Speaker 11: whenever they're sitting or lounging on the pull deck, they
Speaker 11: must also have on a thong or they must sit
Speaker 11: on a towel when they're doing that. All photos and
Speaker 11: videos will be permitted if everyone involved gives their consent.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I don't understand if you okay, I know
Speaker 1: when you eat and you gotta have you.
Speaker 6: Clothes on, yes, please, But if you're on the pool.
Speaker 1: Deck lounging, you got had clothes on?
Speaker 6: Where a thong or sit on a towel?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, where is you neked at the deck? Vote? Well? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they do.
Speaker 6: They have to have rules.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, but if you can't be nicked on
Speaker 1: pool deck?
Speaker 6: Well you got a thong on, that's almost you can be.
Speaker 1: Nicked, But they want you to lay a pile down
Speaker 1: I guess on the on the front. But they're saying
Speaker 1: clothing is optional except on an eating and on the
Speaker 1: pool deck you have to have on a thong. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what do the dudes have to have on a thong?
Speaker 1: I ain't wearing no throng. I ain't part of that.
Speaker 6: But you want women to wear a thong?
Speaker 1: No, okay, but then it's not a nicked cruise deck.
Speaker 1: Oh are you saying you can be topless but you
Speaker 1: can't be bottomless because you have to have thought? Well, look,
Speaker 1: whatever it is, I'm going no, you're not telling me,
Speaker 1: because I can promise you the people that go to
Speaker 1: these new beaches and stuff like that, you don't even
Speaker 1: wan't see the ass now, I ain't nothing entertained.
Speaker 11: All right, coming up, get your tickets February third, All right,
Speaker 11: coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, he is here,
Speaker 11: Junior with a special Mother Day poem.
Speaker 6: Right after this you're listening.
Speaker 11: Morning show, all right, See the Sunday is Mother's Day,
Speaker 11: So please introduce Jr.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, one of the poetic
Speaker 1: people of all time, Prepare yourself for one of the
Speaker 1: greatest poems you'll ever hear in your life. Jay rap
Speaker 1: acronym stands for Junior's raggedy ass Poems. Come on, Jay Rapp,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 8: You know, Sunday is Mother's Day. It is Mother's Day.
Speaker 8: It's a big day. It's a really big day, you know.
Speaker 7: And I'm married, and y'all told me I had to
Speaker 7: show up. But but this is the thing I'm having
Speaker 7: a problem with.
Speaker 1: I swear to God.
Speaker 8: I think tom is right though. So the name of
Speaker 8: this poem that I've wrote for this is you ain't
Speaker 8: my mom?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, come on, come on, Oh, here we go.
Speaker 7: I have to agree with Tommy this. You might be
Speaker 7: somebody's mama, but you ain't mine. I'm talking to all
Speaker 7: the wives that can hear my voice.
Speaker 1: God made it this way. It's not our choice.
Speaker 8: Yes, I love my wife and Tommy loves his too,
Speaker 8: but we'll not buy a damn.
Speaker 5: Thing for you.
Speaker 7: Your kids are supposed to buy your flowers. That's their responsibility,
Speaker 7: not ours. I'm doing this poem a little early to
Speaker 7: let you know, and make sure your damn kids get
Speaker 7: down to the stove because you.
Speaker 1: Ain't my mama.
Speaker 8: The end, all right now, and I mean happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: Have my wife?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 1: The problem I'm having with Toime. I had to breath
Speaker 1: because it made sense.
Speaker 8: I'm married now soon I'll had a girlfriend. How you
Speaker 8: think it was true?
Speaker 7: Since I got married? Hell, you asking me for stuff
Speaker 7: for and you got to kid wear. Baby, that's not
Speaker 7: my responsibility.
Speaker 1: Hello, all I got I got my own mama.
Speaker 8: I got my mama.
Speaker 7: Your mama got a name, and my mama got her
Speaker 7: own name. All right, we'll take care of both name.
Speaker 1: But you got kids.
Speaker 11: Thought, well, here's the poem for future.
Speaker 1: Since you made this poem, and I guess you're gonna
Speaker 1: ride with that, I think I should enlighten you and
Speaker 1: brighten up your day with a few of the other
Speaker 1: facts you just got out the dog house. I thought
Speaker 1: your ass was through and then I look over here
Speaker 1: at you, and this is what you're gonna do. You
Speaker 1: done wrote this ignorant ass poem trying to agree with Tommy,
Speaker 1: of all people, if he the last person you need
Speaker 1: to talk to about dealing with any kind of people.
Speaker 1: So now Jr. Let me tell you something that you
Speaker 1: might not have thought it through. Your ass is going
Speaker 1: back on that couch with them same throw pillows too.
Speaker 6: Yeah's day.
Speaker 4: Day.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you guys.
Speaker 6: Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll play.
Speaker 6: One has to go right after this. You're listening.
Speaker 11: Morning show time for a round of One has to go.
Speaker 11: Eyesight women telling lies. One has to go.
Speaker 6: I say, say they chose blindness.
Speaker 1: Over I'm like what women tell.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm gonna be a blind lie lie telling dude
Speaker 12: watching woman?
Speaker 1: What a woman? Tommy? What a girl? Yep? High sight?
Speaker 1: What site? Yeah? General consensus overrated? Overrated? Was all right?
Speaker 6: One has to go white meat, dark meat, chicken, liver.
Speaker 1: Chicken liver. Oh yeah, chicken lifting chicken. That was easy, now,
Speaker 1: that was really it? Ain't no, No, I don't want
Speaker 1: know you ain't never had one chicken lifting.
Speaker 8: I don't know if that is.
Speaker 1: You ain't never ate up around now and had that point?
Speaker 6: What okay, I just okay, you've been on this earth.
Speaker 1: For over forty years here, you ain't had no chicken dippings.
Speaker 1: It's rapped up in there, it's on little paper. You
Speaker 1: ain't seen.
Speaker 6: When it's raw, all right.
Speaker 11: One has to go all right during sex, okay, cartwheel,
Speaker 11: animal sounds, baby oil, hmm, caught.
Speaker 1: We ain't cross out, yeah, but not to have them
Speaker 1: animal sounds, my fa.
Speaker 6: All right, cool lion Steve that we're doing it on
Speaker 6: top of the African Safari was getting out in here,
Speaker 6: all right. One has to go the super Bowl, our
Speaker 6: all star game, the Masters.
Speaker 1: One has stars and raggular thing they doing now. No,
Speaker 1: I'm watching the Masters. No, and that super Bowl can't
Speaker 1: go nowhere. But but this what they're playing in them
Speaker 1: games right now that the NBA puts out that product. No,
Speaker 1: they can't have every other's back.
Speaker 6: What you mean, like the dunk contest and all.
Speaker 1: That out will They ain't be two hundred to two twenty. No, No,
Speaker 1: they're just throwing the ball back to each other.
Speaker 6: M hmmm.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 11: Last one one has to go family vacation, vacation with
Speaker 11: spouse or just take a vacation alone.
Speaker 6: One has to go no alone, vacation alone though.
Speaker 1: No, I gotta have a family now and the comforts thing.
Speaker 11: This is the same person who said he would he
Speaker 11: would rather go blind than stop telling lies.
Speaker 6: That's so sweet.
Speaker 1: No, This is the same. It's the same person. Ain't
Speaker 1: gonna buy his wife, no damn.
Speaker 6: Right, Mother's Day because she's not what his mom.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you somewhere, though, I am gonna take you.
Speaker 1: Speak with me. We'll go places. I think it's really so.
Speaker 6: You guys don't want a vacation alone, all right?
Speaker 7: No, sure, I'm sick. I need company, caut myself on vacation.
Speaker 7: What if I get sick?
Speaker 1: You don't need company, you need help. You can't go
Speaker 1: nowhere by yourself because we need somebody at the hospital talking.
Speaker 8: Okay, Can I vacation with you?
Speaker 6: On?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 1: Hell no, I ain't gonna all right, all the political
Speaker 1: facilities we got to have on the boat. Hell no,
Speaker 1: I gotta have all the tents and stuff on here.
Speaker 6: One has to go luthor keybo Teddy.
Speaker 1: Teddygune for me.
Speaker 5: What I do know?
Speaker 1: I ain't going nowhere?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 6: We all know that, right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Luther Luther and Pebow b.
Speaker 6: Luther Pebow Teddy. Which one she.
Speaker 2: About?
Speaker 11: Steve Prank Phone call coming up, tex you're listening Hard
Speaker 11: Morning show coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 11: It's my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is
Speaker 11: I'm tired of raising his child and his ex wife. Okay,
Speaker 11: we'll get into that find out and see what that's
Speaker 11: all about. But right now it is time for the
Speaker 11: nephew and today's prank phone call.
Speaker 6: Nephew, what you got.
Speaker 12: Well, Charley, this right here, we're going back to the church.
Speaker 12: You know we spoke earlier about past the keon. This
Speaker 12: right here is me and my Jesus. And what you're
Speaker 12: not gonna do is it be too loud with this.
Speaker 12: So let's let's hey, hey me, me, okay, hey me,
Speaker 12: and hey stop me at my jeez, let's go get down.
Speaker 1: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach your sister. How you doing.
Speaker 12: I'm giving you a call on behalf of Baptist Church.
Speaker 12: You are a member there, am I right?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: I am? Okay, listen, I'm calling you.
Speaker 12: They some of the members have gotten together and had
Speaker 12: a meeting and wanted me to give you a call.
Speaker 1: It seems that.
Speaker 12: A lot of them are complaining about Sunday services that
Speaker 12: go on and wanted for me to give you a
Speaker 12: call on their behalf so that we can see if
Speaker 12: we can address the problem and talk to you diligently
Speaker 12: as possible and try to get the problem rectified.
Speaker 13: What's going on, Well.
Speaker 1: It seems like that a lot of members are complaining.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and what is your name again? My name
Speaker 1: is ma'am.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 12: I'm not actually a member of the church. I've just
Speaker 12: been the one that they've been asked to give you
Speaker 12: a call and try to talk on the members' behalf.
Speaker 12: So maybe we can get this problem rectified that you have,
Speaker 12: that they have as far as you are concerned.
Speaker 13: Now, okay, go ahead. Well I'm just trying to see
Speaker 13: what this is in regards to go ahead.
Speaker 12: Well, it seems like the members of the church are
Speaker 12: complaining about that you're doing too much shouting at church
Speaker 12: on Sunday, and it seems to be going on every Sunday.
Speaker 12: You're running up and down the aisle and you shouting
Speaker 12: all over the place, and it's me I've.
Speaker 3: Been singled out about my shouting.
Speaker 1: Well, ever, then it's distracting, ma'am.
Speaker 12: You're distracting everyone from getting the word and listening to
Speaker 12: the word and being involved in the service. And that's
Speaker 12: the purpose of the call is to see if we
Speaker 12: can get you to tone it down some.
Speaker 3: Okay, So the All Church is complaining about me shouting
Speaker 3: the way people.
Speaker 13: Run up and down the off.
Speaker 3: Every Sunday and almost turning cart wheels and flips, and
Speaker 3: they singling me I complained about me.
Speaker 1: Well, ma'am, I.
Speaker 12: Don't know how it is that you can see everybody
Speaker 12: else doing cart wheels when you're the ones that they
Speaker 12: say is the one that's doing them.
Speaker 3: You do how am I being singled out?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 12: All I'm saying is is that they saying that you're
Speaker 12: doing too much shouting and too much running at this church.
Speaker 1: Now I'm just the message.
Speaker 3: Well, they can't tell me how to shout. They can't
Speaker 3: tell me what's going on.
Speaker 13: In my life? What's gonna keep me from praising God?
Speaker 3: And they, I mean, they could just they can go
Speaker 3: somewhere else with that, But they're not gonna tell me
Speaker 3: that I can't praise my God. They don't know how
Speaker 3: good God has been to me.
Speaker 12: And you know what, I understand that I agree with
Speaker 12: you wholeheartedly, but it's becoming a distraction. I mean, they
Speaker 12: was at the point last night talking about should we
Speaker 12: put some seat belts on the pews so so you
Speaker 12: can stay down.
Speaker 3: We will put some seat but how they gonna tell
Speaker 3: people they can't shout in church and praise God. What
Speaker 3: can we come to church park?
Speaker 1: Will you do? Come to earth?
Speaker 3: You need to be trying to praise God and get
Speaker 3: their own shout on and stop looking at me and
Speaker 3: worry about what I'm doing.
Speaker 12: We gonna need you to quit running up and down
Speaker 12: these aisles and doing what you now.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, sir. You know I'm trying to stay calm.
Speaker 3: I'm trying my best. Jesus, Sir, that's not happening. You
Speaker 3: can't tell me I gotta stop shouting.
Speaker 1: Okay, man, But let me ask you. Are you running now?
Speaker 1: Aren't you just standing still?
Speaker 3: Talking? But I don't have to run right now?
Speaker 1: Okay, what I'm trying to get.
Speaker 3: You to do like this, I want to run up
Speaker 3: and down this street right now. I can run up
Speaker 3: and down the street and praace God. But they're not
Speaker 3: gonna tell me to stop shouting at church.
Speaker 12: Can we get you to be a little bit more
Speaker 12: reserved as what we see? Man, let me let me
Speaker 12: go ahead and go further on what they.
Speaker 3: Don't the spirit move?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let me move and tell you what they've
Speaker 1: told me.
Speaker 12: Now, If we can't get to the point where you can,
Speaker 12: you know, tone it down, then we may have to
Speaker 12: ask you to leave.
Speaker 3: Ask me, oohje Jesus, O Jesus, you ask me, why
Speaker 3: don't they want me to leave a church. I've been
Speaker 3: at that church for this teen years. I'm not leaving
Speaker 3: the church. I'm gonna run up and down.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna run on the church.
Speaker 3: I even turn me some slip where I am I
Speaker 3: I feel like it.
Speaker 1: No, no, listen, that's all.
Speaker 3: I'm okay, go ahead, but I'm gonna be there.
Speaker 1: I'm going to I am going to be there on Sunday.
Speaker 12: Man, and I have been the person that's been appointed
Speaker 12: to make sure that you're not running up and down
Speaker 12: these hous and shotting like this.
Speaker 1: You got to keep yourself reserved so people can hear
Speaker 1: the word of God. You are standing in people's word.
Speaker 1: That's what you're doing. You in the whale.
Speaker 3: I want if they come trying to send me down,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give them a word and it ain't gonna
Speaker 3: be a God.
Speaker 14: So let's just put that hands up on me here now.
Speaker 3: Listen, I'm telling you that. Now you could say i'n
Speaker 3: been in that church fifteen years. If I want to run, dance, shout, jump, craenty,
Speaker 3: whatever I want to do, I'm gonna do it. It
Speaker 3: ain't nobody gonna stop me.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to stop this.
Speaker 12: This past Sunday was your last Sunday doing it, and
Speaker 12: you're not finna do it this Sunday.
Speaker 3: Well, like I said, just why, And I'm telling you
Speaker 3: could tell the ernses, the deacon board, the deacon ass,
Speaker 3: the minister's or whoever asked you want to tell, let
Speaker 3: him put their hands on me and see if I
Speaker 3: don't sling on them, I'm gonna come right up out
Speaker 3: the spirit and swing on them. I'm telling you that now,
Speaker 3: because see, sir, you're gonna really push me there out
Speaker 3: of tried, out of tried. Let me ask you this,
Speaker 3: what is trying to show that I'm saying, Remember, but
Speaker 3: you make it. You you're making me revert back to
Speaker 3: my own ways, and you you really finna put me out.
Speaker 13: That's what you're finna do.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, let me ask you this, where is the
Speaker 1: God at right now in you?
Speaker 5: Where is the one that the God was in me
Speaker 5: when I.
Speaker 3: Was trying to be called at you at first? To
Speaker 3: tell you don't be calling me with this foolishness. But
Speaker 3: now you have made the other side of me ro
Speaker 3: he's up.
Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't raise it up in there. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: raise it up in me too.
Speaker 12: Guess what come sound that you're gonna set you in
Speaker 12: that pew and you ain't gonna you know yourself?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right? Why might I we gonna see how
Speaker 3: where I'm not sitting that pure matter of fact, first
Speaker 3: sing signing the morning, I'm going to past Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: we ain't gonna Deacon whoever you want, whatever your name is,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell him about it. God little, how long
Speaker 3: you need to lose?
Speaker 12: I would be talking to Pastor myself and letting him
Speaker 12: know about this situation.
Speaker 1: You don't talk.
Speaker 3: You don't know we can come past.
Speaker 1: You don't talk to Pastor. I talked to Pastor.
Speaker 3: Church fifteen years. Like I said, I tell you, oh Jesus,
Speaker 3: oh you feel.
Speaker 5: Oh Jesus, not not not not now see just like this,
Speaker 5: you'll see how you calling on him and you.
Speaker 3: Standing Yeah, because I'm calling on here, I'm to keep
Speaker 3: me from just really going to cuss you out right
Speaker 3: now because you don't really hit my nerves.
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to
Speaker 1: you ladies.
Speaker 3: What you want you better say real quick because you're
Speaker 3: finna talk to this operator.
Speaker 1: That's his nephew. Time it from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: You just gotta pray by your girl.
Speaker 13: Oh you see you know?
Speaker 3: Oh I'm I'm I'm gonna kick, but.
Speaker 13: I'll see you. Let me up cursing on the part.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jesus, I got one more thing, baby. Let me
Speaker 1: ask you something.
Speaker 12: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
Speaker 12: show in the landing and now.
Speaker 1: You have it.
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Speaker 11: Coming up next, Strawberry Letter, the subject I'm tired of
Speaker 11: raising his child.
Speaker 6: And his ex wife. So she's raising the baby and
Speaker 6: his ex wife.
Speaker 16: Who does that?
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Speaker 11: I'm tired of raising his child and his ex wife.
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Speaker 11: Subject I'm tired of raising his child and his ex wife.
Speaker 11: Dear Stephen Shirley. My husband and I have been together
Speaker 11: for three years and married almost one year. When I
Speaker 11: met him, he was just getting a divorce and he
Speaker 11: was struggling with being alone. He said he was still
Speaker 11: really cool with his ex wife, even after she cheated
Speaker 11: on him. They have a four year old daughter, so
Speaker 11: he has no choice but to talk to her to
Speaker 11: co parent with her. He's thirty five and his ex
Speaker 11: wife is twenty eight. He explained to me that he
Speaker 11: started dating her when she was twenty two, and when
Speaker 11: they moved in together, he had to teach her the
Speaker 11: basics like money management and how to take care of
Speaker 11: their household. I couldn't imagine how much he had to
Speaker 11: prepare her to be a mother he made it sound
Speaker 11: like she had no home training. But she's sweet and
Speaker 11: mild mannered. I haven't had any issues with jealousy or
Speaker 11: how I discipline her child in my house. The only
Speaker 11: issue I have is that she constantly calls my husband
Speaker 11: and I for advice on how to do certain things.
Speaker 11: My husband and I always tell her to google stuff,
Speaker 11: and she always says she's not good with that. I
Speaker 11: have told her that she's in the real world and
Speaker 11: as a single mother, she has to be on top
Speaker 11: of her game and know what's going on around her
Speaker 11: at all times. I cannot raise her and her four
Speaker 11: year old daughter. I think I'm going above and beyond
Speaker 11: what any new wife would do in regards to an
Speaker 11: ex wife. My husband keeps telling me that God will
Speaker 11: bless me for having a kind heart. I want God
Speaker 11: to bless me with a husband that I can have
Speaker 11: all to myself. I have to remind my husband that
Speaker 11: she knew enough to cheat on him. So her quote
Speaker 11: damsel in distress act is getting old. Does he feel
Speaker 11: sorry for her or is he doing this because he
Speaker 11: still loves her? Well, it could be a common nation
Speaker 11: of both. He may love her, he may not be
Speaker 11: in love with her like he's in love with you,
Speaker 11: and he might feel a little sorry for her. He's
Speaker 11: known her since she was twenty two. She didn't know
Speaker 11: how to do anything. He taught her the ropes and
Speaker 11: all that. But I have to say to you, you
Speaker 11: are really, really a good person. It sounds like and
Speaker 11: because who does this? I mean, what your husband should
Speaker 11: do and should have done, is to tell his ex
Speaker 11: that she's got to start figuring these things out for
Speaker 11: her for herself, just like you did. Because your husband
Speaker 11: has moved on, and that's the key. He has to
Speaker 11: move on with you.
Speaker 6: They can co parent.
Speaker 11: She needs to stay out of his current marriage, though
Speaker 11: I don't know any wife who would be this patient
Speaker 11: with her husband's ex wife. But then again, let's get
Speaker 11: down to it. Like you said, she had enough sense
Speaker 11: to cheat on him, so her damsel in distressed act
Speaker 11: is a bit played. Now she's by herself. She sees
Speaker 11: his hard out here in these single streets. The one
Speaker 11: good thing is that you said she called you and
Speaker 11: your husband, not just him.
Speaker 6: Are you okay with that?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 11: I don't think so, because at twenty eight she ought
Speaker 11: to be able to google anything. If not, she needs
Speaker 11: to start learning some basics and leave you guys alone, Steve, Ain't.
Speaker 1: Nobody got time for this foolishness right here. I don't
Speaker 1: know who put up with this type stuff right here.
Speaker 1: This ain't regular. Go find your ass something to do.
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm tired of raising his child. Did
Speaker 1: Steven Shirley? My husband and I have been together three
Speaker 1: years and married a year. When I met him, he
Speaker 1: was just getting a divorce and he was struggling with
Speaker 1: being alone. Okay, he said he was still really cool
Speaker 1: with his ex wife even after she cheated on him. Okay,
Speaker 1: right there. Can I tell you how impossible that statement is.
Speaker 1: I'm really cool with my ex wife even after she
Speaker 1: cheated on him. Okay, see right there, that's abnormal. You
Speaker 1: can forgive a person all this here. But I don't
Speaker 1: know too many men though that's really cool with they
Speaker 1: ax after they cheated on them. I don't really know
Speaker 1: too many that our sum. I just don't know none.
Speaker 1: And since she all said did Steven Shirley, all I
Speaker 1: can do is tell you my world, and that ain't
Speaker 1: in my world because I'm not doing that. She was
Speaker 1: thirty five, he twenty eight. When she met him. She
Speaker 1: was twenty two, they moved in together. He had to
Speaker 1: teach her basic money management, how to take care of
Speaker 1: the household in She said, I couldn't imagine how much
Speaker 1: he had to prepare her for motherhood and how he
Speaker 1: gonna do that? What teaching he's finna do to prepare
Speaker 1: her for mine motherhood? What he say? What was the
Speaker 1: motherhood meeting that this man had with this girl? I
Speaker 1: sure want to hear that. You want to talk about
Speaker 1: a wasted ass conversation, fellas, Try to tell a woman
Speaker 1: something about having a baby or being a mother and
Speaker 1: you ain't one that that's some more wasted iff. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you right now, they gonna tilt they head and
Speaker 1: look at you like that little dog on that RCA
Speaker 1: label used to be what I'm a DOGTI? How you
Speaker 1: start that conversation? Then she turned around and says, but
Speaker 1: she's sweet in MIU manner. I ain't got no issues
Speaker 1: with her jealousy or how disciplined her child in my house?
Speaker 1: Excuse me. The only thing she says that bothers me
Speaker 1: is she constantly calls my husband and I for advice
Speaker 1: on how to do so well. She'll need a husband,
Speaker 1: she need a daddy and a mama. That's what she needs.
Speaker 1: She needs some more friends and look like y'all it
Speaker 1: we come back. We do the rest of it, but
Speaker 1: I'll be taking questions on this from the late all right.
Speaker 11: We'll have heard two of Steve's response coming up to
Speaker 11: today's Strawberry letter. The subject is I'm tired of raising
Speaker 11: his child and his ex wife. We'll get back into
Speaker 11: it right after this.
Speaker 6: You're listening hard morning show.
Speaker 11: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
Speaker 11: The subject is, I'm tired of raising his child.
Speaker 6: And his wife his ex wife.
Speaker 1: Well, this lady that married this man and they got married.
Speaker 1: They've been married about three years. When she met him,
Speaker 1: he was lonely and struggling with the breakup he had
Speaker 1: with this girl. He was married to Dayton and he's
Speaker 1: just he was, oh, well, that was all they were married.
Speaker 1: He was married to this young girl, and after the
Speaker 1: divorce he was struggling being alone. Budd He said it
Speaker 1: was really cool with his ex wife, even after she
Speaker 1: cheated on him. That's an impossible statement, because we ain't
Speaker 1: cool no more. Once you take the cookie and let
Speaker 1: and dunk it in somebody else's milk. That's your cookie.
Speaker 1: You can keep that cookie, and I don't want that
Speaker 1: cookie no more, say because to me now your cookie
Speaker 1: is spoiled. Wow, you don't messed your cookie up. It
Speaker 1: don't crumble the same no more to me now it does.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying for me, that's all. You still got,
Speaker 1: good cookie, somebody still wanting you, still beautiful person, all
Speaker 1: like that, just not to me, No, damn mode, that's
Speaker 1: all you know, God, And the forgiving is I might
Speaker 1: have been wrong and pushed you into the arms of
Speaker 1: another man, and all that all that could be true,
Speaker 1: they ain't. I don't gonna look at it though.
Speaker 6: No it's not.
Speaker 1: Lord, that ain't what. That ain't what I'm goin to do. Men,
Speaker 1: I'm finna hate hate, hate, hate, hate hate.
Speaker 6: Women forgive.
Speaker 1: So now you all have a relationship and she's mild manner.
Speaker 1: She ain't bad. You don't have no issues with her
Speaker 1: with jealousy. She don't talk about how your to discipline
Speaker 1: her child in the house. And the only issue you
Speaker 1: have is she constantly calls my husband and I for
Speaker 1: advice on how to do certain things. See, she don't
Speaker 1: need ex husband, she needed daddy. She needs daddy and
Speaker 1: the mamma, and y'all, y'all older, and y'all help me
Speaker 1: my husband, and well, she'll call and ask vice on
Speaker 1: how to do things. My husband and I always tell
Speaker 1: her the Google stuff, and she says she's not good
Speaker 1: with that. Well, now we talking about stupid person. See
Speaker 1: we were gonna we can gonna elevate this whole letter
Speaker 1: up now because now she ain't needed. She's stupid. I
Speaker 1: ain't good at Googling. Well, you good at asking questions?
Speaker 1: What you think? Google? F Yeah, Google is far asking
Speaker 1: question what you just asked us? Type that in and
Speaker 1: Google gonna give you several options. It's gonna be some
Speaker 1: good advice, gonna be some bad advice, gonna be some
Speaker 1: stuff you need to listen to. It's gonna be some
Speaker 1: stuff that's familiar, some stuff you've never heard. Google is
Speaker 1: damn So now she says she ain't good at that,
Speaker 1: And I told her that she's in the real world
Speaker 1: now as a single mother. She gotta get on top
Speaker 1: of a game and know what's going on around her.
Speaker 1: I cannot raise her and a four year old daughter.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking I'm going above and beyond what any new
Speaker 1: wife would do, and yes you are. You are way
Speaker 1: over the top in regards to an ex wife. My
Speaker 1: husband keeps telling me that God will bless me for
Speaker 1: having a kind heart. I want God to bless me
Speaker 1: with her husband, I can have all of myself. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: see we got problems. Now, see you in here telling
Speaker 1: you that God gonna bless you dog. You know, look, man,
Speaker 1: you need to take all that old that stuff you got,
Speaker 1: You take all that church mess you got and go
Speaker 1: on somewhere with it. You gotta stop this man, because
Speaker 1: whoever she cheated on you with, she ain't with him
Speaker 1: no more. I think she trying to wease her way
Speaker 1: back in with kindness. M would and if you just
Speaker 1: come over here and take care of me every now
Speaker 1: and then, and then you and your wife. The reason
Speaker 1: I'm being cool with your wife so she can know
Speaker 1: that you can ease on him back over here. She
Speaker 1: ain't ain't gonna think nothing of it. And in a
Speaker 1: minute this advice gonna turn into a financial requests now
Speaker 1: and I have to remind my husband that she knew
Speaker 1: enough to cheat on him, so that damnsel. Then dress
Speaker 1: act is getting old as it should be. You can't
Speaker 1: keep being the damnsel in distressed when you was cheating. See,
Speaker 1: you can be both of them for me. Once you
Speaker 1: cheat on me, you can be the damsel. That's fine.
Speaker 1: And you could be in distress, that's fine. But I
Speaker 1: ain't got a damn thing to do with that, because
Speaker 1: first thing, when you come and ask me, I'm going
Speaker 1: whoa where homeboy? Ad?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: You know, you know, you know, you know, use over
Speaker 1: that passing now cooking, you know, letting somebody you know,
Speaker 1: dunking into somebody else, mill you know where he at?
Speaker 1: Ask him? You ain't got to google nobody. Ask him.
Speaker 1: You're out here passing out cook it like the tato chips.
Speaker 1: You can't eat as many cookies as you can't.
Speaker 6: Tata chips, that's true. Let me ask you this, Steve.
Speaker 6: Do you think is the husband still in love with her? Somewhat?
Speaker 11: Yeah, and he's stupid and he's still okay because he's
Speaker 11: letting this go on and he needs to dog.
Speaker 1: You're not finn cheat on me and then need me now?
Speaker 1: Need who you cheated with?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, where he at? You know we're gonna get a
Speaker 1: divorce and break up because you was with him. Now
Speaker 1: you found out he ain't nothing. Now you back over
Speaker 1: here needing me because you knew I was gonna help you.
Speaker 1: You ain't that fine?
Speaker 6: I'm sorry wife though.
Speaker 1: Oh he got a great wife. But what the wife
Speaker 1: ought to do is slide over there, not in her
Speaker 1: d ms on her doe step ding dong Avon called
Speaker 1: him full of brush herby. Remember when all them old
Speaker 1: people used to come by your house.
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Speaker 6: Coming up next to his junior with Sports Talk right.
Speaker 11: After this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show. It is time
Speaker 11: now for junior and sports talk.
Speaker 7: What you got Junior, Well, Shirley, I got to tell
Speaker 7: you June first, Come on now, Dallas.
Speaker 8: I need you all to show up for me.
Speaker 7: June first, Marget Hunt Hill Bridge. Here we go, and
Speaker 7: I'm getting another proclamation from the State of Texas. I
Speaker 7: need everybody to be out there. And it's absolutely free
Speaker 7: because this is the first year the whole race has
Speaker 7: been sponsored. All the time I've been doing it, it's
Speaker 7: the first time I'm not paying for it. The sponsors
Speaker 7: are Duck and Donut's gonna be out there feeding people,
Speaker 7: getting everybody coffee. So come on out to the market
Speaker 7: Hunt Hill Bridge in Dallas, Texas, June first. I can't
Speaker 7: wait to see y'all. But let's talk about this, man.
Speaker 7: I get where you're coming from. The Cavaliers fell to
Speaker 7: the Celtics one twenty ninety five.
Speaker 8: I don't know how you be rooting for people.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 8: I can't see this.
Speaker 1: I'm with you now.
Speaker 8: I want the Cavalier to win, but I can't putting
Speaker 8: the more effort into it.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the deal. The older I've gotten, the more
Speaker 1: I've understood. You know, my heart can want all I
Speaker 1: want for my teams. But if my teams don't want
Speaker 1: what my heart want, if they heart don't want what
Speaker 1: my heart, what is my heart wanting what they heart
Speaker 1: don't want? Yeah, you got heart. I'm up in here
Speaker 1: and be heartbroken and all this here, and then, in
Speaker 1: the words of Shaquille O'Neill, when we get through with
Speaker 1: the game, we'll get enough phantoms and we drive to
Speaker 1: our mansis okay, Well, okay, that's it, man, But mind yeah, yeah, man.
Speaker 7: The Oklahoma City thunder Man beat the Mavericks one seventeen
Speaker 7: to ninety five.
Speaker 8: Hey, man, they're the youngest team on the roster in
Speaker 8: the league.
Speaker 7: And man, they play, they played, they benched, They bench
Speaker 7: scored forty two, forty five points, and then I scored
Speaker 7: the Mavericks bench by twenty three. Okay, that's that's just
Speaker 7: tell you. They benched the second team serious, one nothing, yeah,
Speaker 7: one nothing. Then the night we got the Nickson Pacers
Speaker 7: Knicks up one aim to zero. But let's get to
Speaker 7: this to shout out to the w NBA. This for
Speaker 7: the first time in the league history. They're gonna have
Speaker 7: charter flights for these worlds. Charter flights.
Speaker 8: Good, they gonna have charter flights for the first time
Speaker 8: in the league here.
Speaker 1: With us on Southwest. Yeah, for the w NBA.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: And he said it's because of Caitlin Clark, Angel Reese,
Speaker 7: Cameron Brink, these young girls that came in. This star
Speaker 7: power has went to another level. For the w NBA
Speaker 7: season starts May fourteenth. I can't wait to see this
Speaker 7: here because they get.
Speaker 1: Which translates to money, ticket sales, ticket sales, about ticket salesman,
Speaker 1: ticket sales, and these TV rights because now televised games
Speaker 1: are gonna be more frequently, so they're gonna get a
Speaker 1: better television deal when they get the better because Caitlin
Speaker 1: and Angel Reese and these ladies now and now they're
Speaker 1: gonna have more money. But there you go, all right,
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 6: Thank you Junior. Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 11: If your man is gossiping about your guy's sex life,
Speaker 11: does he really like you? That's the question someone wants
Speaker 11: to ask you, Steve. Right after this You're listening.
Speaker 6: Morning show. This is from Vicky and Birmingham.
Speaker 11: Vicky says the man I'm dating recently gave out specific
Speaker 11: details of our sex life. He told his boys about
Speaker 11: a little thing I do to him that drives him wild.
Speaker 11: He told them I snore and I rub my feet
Speaker 11: together to go to sleep. It got back to me
Speaker 11: through one of the other girlfriends, and yes.
Speaker 6: I do all of that.
Speaker 11: Why did he feel the need to share any of that?
Speaker 11: Does this mean he doesn't see a future with me?
Speaker 11: Am I wasting my time with him?
Speaker 1: He's very sure. He's very very immature. Most men don't
Speaker 1: do that, especially for a woman they care about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I follow you. I would just say, hey, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question, who did you tell
Speaker 1: this to? This too? And this too? Because well you
Speaker 1: already know who he told it to, because whoever the
Speaker 1: girl was and told you, it's her man that he
Speaker 1: told and you could ask him why he did it
Speaker 1: because it was embarrassing. Then you can see what he's saying.
Speaker 1: Now if he don't care, no future. But you do
Speaker 1: need to quick figure out another way to go to sleep.
Speaker 1: Though you got to quit revenue. Two big toes together,
Speaker 1: you got I else you was a fete together.
Speaker 11: She wants to maybe maybe her feet are cold and
Speaker 11: she's trying to get him warm.
Speaker 6: Right, just the problem sleeping pattern. I'm sure you do
Speaker 6: something to go to sleep.
Speaker 11: Yeah, So, Steve, you say, if he says he doesn't care,
Speaker 11: then there's no future move on, you know, but.
Speaker 1: You you already know he told it. So now all
Speaker 1: you got to do is to just make a few
Speaker 1: more observations and another tell you the story.
Speaker 11: Yeah, all right, we have time for another one. This
Speaker 11: is from Risha in Ocliff. Rishia says, I'm having a
Speaker 11: baby by a man that I had a one night
Speaker 11: stand with. He is married and he already has four
Speaker 11: children with his wife. He wants me to fly to
Speaker 11: Ohio to be with him. When he tells his wife
Speaker 11: that he and I are having a baby, I don't
Speaker 11: know them like that, and his wife might put her
Speaker 11: hands on me. I am having this baby and he
Speaker 11: can support me however he wants to.
Speaker 6: But I do not want his.
Speaker 11: Wife involved with us. Why would he possibly jeopardize his
Speaker 11: marriage by telling her.
Speaker 6: What that's different?
Speaker 1: He's stupid. Why would he jeopardize it? He asked you
Speaker 1: to fly to or Hip. Yeah, you're scared because she
Speaker 1: might put her hands on I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 1: If the flight is to Cleveland, don't do it. If
Speaker 1: the flight is to Cleve, yes, girl, don't go up there.
Speaker 1: I can promise you. Was a asked because I am Cleveland.
Speaker 1: Women that ain't a conversation. They fit in the head.
Speaker 1: And then he says, I want you to fly up
Speaker 1: here to explain this to my wife. You need to
Speaker 1: not involve his wife because you don't want his wife involved.
Speaker 1: His wife is involved, yes, because it's his wife. They're
Speaker 1: the mother of his children, and you have slept with
Speaker 1: her husband, and you're having a baby with her husband,
Speaker 1: and now her kids is gonna have a little brother
Speaker 1: or sister somewhere, and how you ain't gonna involve You
Speaker 1: ain't think this through at all. You ain't a good
Speaker 1: side of his because you don't know, you don't know
Speaker 1: how it works. No, because it's stupid.
Speaker 11: But I don't know any other man Steve that would
Speaker 11: have his future baby mama come to another state to
Speaker 11: meet his wife.
Speaker 1: Shirley can and explain that you better than I can.
Speaker 1: But you are slow you you are slow. Now, SURELEYE
Speaker 1: can go into this. You can write her on the strawberry,
Speaker 1: let him call her voice. Man. She can probably better
Speaker 1: explain it to me.
Speaker 16: But you are slowly, and you keep you ain't You
Speaker 16: ain't to two peace, You ain't the chicken, and now
Speaker 16: you can't make rules.
Speaker 1: That's the side I don't want her involved. I don't
Speaker 1: want him. Why would he add me? All I can
Speaker 1: tell you is don't get your ass on that plane
Speaker 1: and fly to a house.
Speaker 6: Please don't do that. And why would he ask her?
Speaker 6: That's the dumbest things?
Speaker 1: He don't he lying about that?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? It ain't no man, I ain't
Speaker 1: never heard that right?
Speaker 6: So what some other reason he wants her in Ohio? Yeah,
Speaker 6: I want you to fly no.
Speaker 1: House because you know, because you know, and white gonna
Speaker 1: kills you.
Speaker 6: All right, coming up in twenty minutes after, we'll have.
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Speaker 6: Would you rather right after this you're listening hard Morning Show,
Speaker 6: it's time for a round it. Would you rather?
Speaker 11: Would you rather have sex before for you bathe? Or
Speaker 11: sex before you brush your teeth?
Speaker 6: Which one?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, huh, you can't do nothing. I like it
Speaker 1: either way. You just you just be up in there,
Speaker 1: youk mouth like that, all right? You know you so
Speaker 1: damn you kill me if you so damn proper? Boys, boys,
Speaker 1: you so damn nasty may dog. You ain't always got
Speaker 1: time to brush your damn teeth. You just saw you
Speaker 1: little bush. Yeah, I can't stand his ass. You got
Speaker 1: a little bit of money and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, you kissing without brushing
Speaker 1: your teeth?
Speaker 10: Boy?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 11: Would you rather give your wife unlimited spending power or
Speaker 11: send flowers.
Speaker 6: To an X?
Speaker 1: I'm not sending an X nothing. No, ain't saying and
Speaker 1: she already got that, so.
Speaker 6: Hell unlimited spending power to your wife.
Speaker 1: Wife, I've been trying to stop over for eighteen years.
Speaker 1: It ain't worked. I don't have control over her spending
Speaker 1: at all. Dog zero, Better not say nothing. Don't make
Speaker 1: too big a deal about it.
Speaker 6: Wiping and shopping begin, Yes, all right? Would you rather
Speaker 6: be cross eyed or snagger tooth? Which one?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I gotta be snagger two. I got
Speaker 1: to see straight. I got snagger tooth is when teeth
Speaker 1: is missing?
Speaker 6: Ah right here, yeah, you know on the front he
Speaker 6: was a little member.
Speaker 1: No, hell no, I can't do that.
Speaker 17: I'm gonna be cock eyed. I'm gonna just keep my
Speaker 17: head moving. You ain't gonna be able to read that
Speaker 17: teleprompt that family all right, that's why I don't know.
Speaker 17: Damn way, don't read it.
Speaker 1: No way, just do whatever.
Speaker 11: Would you rather be a Netflix Would would you rather
Speaker 11: a Netflix comedy special that tanks?
Speaker 6: Or would you rather a successful TV career?
Speaker 1: Well, well, seeing that's how I've never had a Netflix
Speaker 1: special of that tank man, I have a very successful
Speaker 1: TV career.
Speaker 6: I'd rather be me, So that's a very successful TV career.
Speaker 6: All right, last one.
Speaker 1: And all my specials is good.
Speaker 6: Yes, let's be clear people, Let's be clear clear.
Speaker 1: I've never released a special or or or stand up
Speaker 1: that didn't get good reviews. I've never done that. It
Speaker 1: amazes me, though, some people release them and get bad reviews,
Speaker 1: and I thought they was really supposed to be you know,
Speaker 1: top notch and all that. So you know, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: It's amazing though, you know, if you was writing jokes,
Speaker 1: you know, Chuck, like a lot of comedians, I think
Speaker 1: comedians should to focus on writing jokes and not doing
Speaker 1: you know, interviews.
Speaker 11: All right, that's today's round of would you rather? Coming
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Speaker 6: All right, guys, here we are last break of the day.
Speaker 1: It's day today.
Speaker 5: Today.
Speaker 1: I have some closing remarks too, because it's just someone
Speaker 1: it's something that just didn't set well in my spirit. Okay,
Speaker 1: so these are closing remarks, and it's pretty much a
Speaker 1: continuation of yesterday. Y'all. We have got we have got
Speaker 1: to understand what voting is Look, I don't expect anybody
Speaker 1: to fix or straighten my life up. I don't really
Speaker 1: think the cavalry is coming over the hill. But we
Speaker 1: have got to continue to show our value. We have
Speaker 1: got to continue to do the things to make them
Speaker 1: see us, to make them pay attention to us. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you right now, man, the reason they pay attention
Speaker 1: to us right now with this election is because they
Speaker 1: know we affected it the last time. We affected the
Speaker 1: vote in Michigan. Because when it came down to Detroit,
Speaker 1: when it came down to Milwaukee, when it came down
Speaker 1: to Philly, and when it came down to Atlanta, those
Speaker 1: were the big votes they needed. And guess what, when
Speaker 1: they went to the counties and communities that are heavily
Speaker 1: populated by us, we were the determining factor in the election.
Speaker 1: Why do you think Donald Trump and the Republican Party
Speaker 1: are going out of their way to all of a
Speaker 1: sudden focus on black people. Oh man, they focusing, and
Speaker 1: they lying to you. They are lying to you. But
Speaker 1: they try to put so much importance on every time
Speaker 1: they see a black for Trump T shirt. They even
Speaker 1: now they have in words for Trump. Do you know
Speaker 1: that they have T shirts with that only it's just
Speaker 1: it's sickening to me, man. But the Republican Party is
Speaker 1: paying attention. Man. I've been watching his trial lately, and
Speaker 1: they threatened the president, the president, former president Trump with
Speaker 1: a gag order, and he said he respects and loves
Speaker 1: of constitution so much that he'll sacrifice for that any day.
Speaker 1: Like if he doesn't freely be able to say what
Speaker 1: he want to say about a juror or a judge,
Speaker 1: that's his constitutional right, and he'll go to jail for that.
Speaker 1: And he's ignorant ass people sitting up here believe it.
Speaker 1: Listen to him, He'll stand up, He'll go to jail
Speaker 1: for his right of freedom of speech. No, he'll go
Speaker 1: to jail for his right to defile the court system.
Speaker 1: It's called contempt. When you get held in contempt of court,
Speaker 1: you can't violate the rules. But he constantly does that,
Speaker 1: and he makes you all think it's all right. And
Speaker 1: then the sad thing about it is seventy million people
Speaker 1: think he's all right. They agree with him. But listen
Speaker 1: to me, y'all. We have an obligation to vote, we
Speaker 1: have a duty to vote. We have something to prove
Speaker 1: when we vote. When we vote, we get counted. Now,
Speaker 1: listen to me. If you think that this party of
Speaker 1: that party is not going to do everything for you,
Speaker 1: nobody is. But you can at least affect some of
Speaker 1: what's going on in here. See, had we voted enough,
Speaker 1: had we voted enough, and Trump didn't win that year,
Speaker 1: Rowe versus Wade wouldn't have never got overturned. But he
Speaker 1: had the power to put in and see somebody in
Speaker 1: the Supreme Court. So now guess what. Now they are
Speaker 1: all on top of women's rights. Now they're telling women
Speaker 1: what to do with their body. And you can't do that, man.
Speaker 1: And now if you look at what's happening down there
Speaker 1: in Florida with Desantas and all these people, and in
Speaker 1: Texas turning back diversity and inclusion and equity, they peeling
Speaker 1: back all of that, man, because they don't give a
Speaker 1: damn by diversity, and they don't give a damn about
Speaker 1: including you. And if you don't vote, you have the
Speaker 1: wrong people in there that can push these policies forward.
Speaker 1: That's why voting is mandatory and necessary for black people.
Speaker 1: Don't be ignorant and listen to ignorant people. But they
Speaker 1: call in on this show sitting up here talking about
Speaker 1: black people ain't obligated to vote, and quit telling them
Speaker 1: that because you part of the system. I'm part of
Speaker 1: the system. Dog. You don't know me, but you, just
Speaker 1: like everybody else that ain't never met me, you're always
Speaker 1: opening your mouth, running your mouth about something about Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey that you know little to nothing about. Because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you something. The one thing about me I
Speaker 1: know for a fact, I'm a man's man. They ain't
Speaker 1: a man. Meet me, sit down and talk to me that.
Speaker 1: Don't come away and go, hey man, here, a real dude, here,
Speaker 1: a real man. You may not like me, but you
Speaker 1: do respect have to respect me. I'm not gonna let
Speaker 1: you disrespect me. And I don't have men walking around
Speaker 1: talking about he ain't about that, he ain't about this,
Speaker 1: not that know me, not that know me. If somebody
Speaker 1: talking about me negatively, I promise you they don't know me,
Speaker 1: or they wanted something from me and they didn't get it,
Speaker 1: and now all of us I ain't this because of that.
Speaker 1: Other than that, I can stand on pretty much everything
Speaker 1: I say. I've been solid, so you can say I'm
Speaker 1: part of the system. But no man I'm really part
Speaker 1: of the solution and you just happen to be one
Speaker 1: of the damn problems. Yeah, you the one that wrote
Speaker 1: in yesterday called in talking about stopped telling black people
Speaker 1: they obligated to vote. Oh well, one of the stupidest
Speaker 1: calls I've ever had. It really pissed me off. But
Speaker 1: I played your call, man, because I try to say that.
Speaker 1: But next time you call in, do my favorite dog
Speaker 1: leave your name because you said my name and I
Speaker 1: got to deal with it. So next time, just be
Speaker 1: mad enough to say your name. I'll be waiting on
Speaker 1: you to call back. I know you won't, but I'll
Speaker 1: be waiting on you. Y'all have a great day today. Hey, y'all,
Speaker 1: talk to God. You love to hear from your peace.
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