Speaker 1: I used to be in a band called Derradiators. We
Speaker 1: were just a warm up act.
Speaker 2: Why is sunbathing no longer an Olympic sport? Everyone just
Speaker 2: kept getting bronze.
Speaker 1: Don't you just hate it when people answer their own
Speaker 1: question I do?
Speaker 2: Did you hear that Google has chrome rims on all
Speaker 2: their cars? I bet if Microsoft did it, they'd have
Speaker 2: a slight edge.
Speaker 1: I just passed the exam for becoming a pest exterminator.
Speaker 1: I've got lice ense to kill.
Speaker 2: What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has
Speaker 2: a meltdown?
Speaker 1: What did the investigator ask the pilot candidate who cheated
Speaker 1: on his exam? Do you copy?
Speaker 2: What does a mathematician called taking a poop? The process
Speaker 2: of elimination?
Speaker 1: What do you call a sad strawberry a blueberry?
Speaker 2: I'm very unforgiving of people with half their feet amputated.
Speaker 2: I'm lactose intolerant.
Speaker 1: I am at a gallery exhibit with works by Wyatt,
Speaker 1: bat Masterson and Bass Reeves. It's mixed martial arts. The
Speaker 1: laughter is an over. We'll be back after this brief break.
Speaker 2: What's the difference between an arm wrestler and a surgeon.
Speaker 2: One flexes his biceps while the other flexes force us.
Speaker 1: They say the world will one day be more suitable
Speaker 1: to certain species of crustaceans. That means humans will be
Speaker 1: replaced by a more shelfish species.
Speaker 2: What has two holes and smells your nose?
Speaker 1: Why did the guy in a wheelchair fail to become
Speaker 1: a comedian because he couldn't do stand up comedy?
Speaker 2: What's the most dangerous musical instrument a harmonica?
Speaker 1: How do you know someone is broke they have a
Speaker 1: college degree.
Speaker 2: April showers bring may flowers? What do may flowers bring pilgrims?
Speaker 1: What was the public event that Julius Caesar should have avoided?
Speaker 1: The March of ideas?
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Speaker 2: Did you hear about the man who only paid five
Speaker 2: cents for a prosthetic eye? His name was Nikolai