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Speaker 1: so yesterday was Valentine's Day, guys, and it was my
Speaker 1: first Valentine's Day with boyfriend and like fucking forever, so
Speaker 1: I had very high expectations not messing around. I was.
Speaker 1: I was. I knew that we were hanging out, like
Speaker 1: I I turned down like multiple spots. Not to brag,
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Speaker 1: I know, made reservations like eight days in advance, and
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Speaker 1: literally it's been same day reservations. I believe Tim and
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Speaker 1: but like they found a place that day and didn't James.
Speaker 1: For your birthday, he was like, oh you want to
Speaker 1: go or didn't remember there was an occasion where in
Speaker 1: which he did not make reservations and kind of you
Speaker 1: had to wait and then you had to oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: For my birthday, he had an idea of where he
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Speaker 1: But I mean he was very good for my birthday.
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Speaker 1: to judge you off of the present because like how
Speaker 1: I mean it tells me how well you know me exactly,
Speaker 1: And he fucking nailed it. Then Valentine's Day, I want
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Speaker 1: um and uh so he he came. He was five
Speaker 1: minutes earlier, and I don't like that, but it was
Speaker 1: a nice like anyone else would have appreciated it. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then he brought me flowers, which was great that
Speaker 1: I wasn't expecting the flowers because I knew he was
Speaker 1: chilling out a lot on dinner, so I was the
Speaker 1: flowers were a surprise. And he brought um red roses,
Speaker 1: which is great because he had texted me an emoji
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Speaker 1: was are you fucking someone else? And I was, what
Speaker 1: the tulips are? That's a friendship flower? What? Then I love? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I noticed that you. I didn't want to well if you,
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Speaker 1: if you like tulips and you've made that know you
Speaker 1: guys know each other for a long put in the
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Speaker 1: on the side chick. Uh So he did that and
Speaker 1: that was great. Um. I feel like any other flower
Speaker 1: would have been garbage except for a red rose for
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Speaker 1: But it was really good that he had texted me
Speaker 1: this emoji. Okay, so that's a great strong start. And
Speaker 1: I do want to say it was a really nice
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. We went to like a very expensive restaurant.
Speaker 1: I knew it like took for him to do that.
Speaker 1: Uh And I did take a picture of it, basically
Speaker 1: because if I, like, spend a lot of money on dinner,
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Speaker 1: care worry about your own goddamn boyfriend. Um. So then
Speaker 1: then things started going downhill a little bit because first
Speaker 1: thing moved he did when he went in my apartment,
Speaker 1: which I didn't find out until later, was he eat
Speaker 1: the pickle that I was saving from the diner. Doesn't
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Speaker 1: I don't like that pickle from Jersey. No, but it
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Speaker 1: you did not take photos? No, I didn't. You just
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Speaker 1: I'm happy for them that they're food. Really like food
Speaker 1: and dogs. It's so basic, but I just it's one
Speaker 1: of my greatest joys in life. So yeah, So he
Speaker 1: gets distracted, and then so for the just this is
Speaker 1: like the just the downwards spile of distraction start. So
Speaker 1: first of all, he gets distracted time one, and I
Speaker 1: could tell by his eyes that I'm gonna turn around,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be hot check behind me, and I'm get
Speaker 1: a ship. I didn't even need that ship. I didn't
Speaker 1: need to see the hot girl. I just need to
Speaker 1: see James's eyes, and I knew, and I knew, I mean,
Speaker 1: like I can tell who. And I turned around and
Speaker 1: I see a gorgeous, glittery gold dress behind me, and
Speaker 1: I go, god, damn it. Uh. But then I didn't
Speaker 1: even see her face because her back was turned to me.
Speaker 1: It looked good from the back. I know he did
Speaker 1: he see her face? He did because she walked in.
Speaker 1: But then she ended up taking the seat, so we
Speaker 1: were like back to back. But then I looked at
Speaker 1: the guy that she was with, and he had an
Speaker 1: Amish person beard but was not Amish. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I need to see her
Speaker 1: face because I can tell this. It's not going to
Speaker 1: be a person that I deemed better than me anyway.
Speaker 1: So it was fun the girl's face. I let it pass. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I heard her talking and I was just like, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't want to put it on other people. She
Speaker 1: did look great. I acknowledged that she looked wonderful and beautiful,
Speaker 1: because I need to keep a feminist even at the
Speaker 1: Valentine's even on that even when you're mad. Then I
Speaker 1: start telling him about this project that we're working on.
Speaker 1: It was a very exciting. You know, Yes, it was
Speaker 1: a cool day. And I was telling you and I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, we're gonna look into this project when
Speaker 1: it comes out. And he said no because he knows
Speaker 1: me and he already knows what because he's like, I
Speaker 1: talked to you, an I don't need to also get
Speaker 1: into projects where I was like, wow, like that is
Speaker 1: a big deal. Wow is that what he said to him? Wow,
Speaker 1: I just go I mean I I was flabbergast. Said
Speaker 1: so sometimes someone says so much that the only thing
Speaker 1: that you can say in return is nothing, and that
Speaker 1: was one of these things. And then a man's more.
Speaker 1: I mean, then we just started talking about our excess
Speaker 1: because it was because I was like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: might as well, you know, if there was, you know,
Speaker 1: because Frank came up. And then and honestly, I have
Speaker 1: really talked about Frank very rarely. James and in general,
Speaker 1: I just like I just stopped because he's just over.
Speaker 1: He's married, it's done, it's over. Yeah, that's what I
Speaker 1: was waiting for. That's what I need because I just
Speaker 1: for me like, that's just that's it's on lockdown. Is
Speaker 1: Dick's un lockdown. It's not I'm not interested anymore, but
Speaker 1: I also still there's curiosity. The marriage was like, that
Speaker 1: was the last thing that I had I felt any
Speaker 1: place to be able to get sadder or complain about.
Speaker 1: And now it's over. That's done, that ship has sailed.
Speaker 1: It's over. So we don't talk about exes. I mean
Speaker 1: just back tattoos of his other girlfriends tattoos. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: was this incident where this girl got this tattoo and
Speaker 1: then I mean, it's just a lot, wasn't It was
Speaker 1: just a big tattoo and I and I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I mean and then and then he like just started
Speaker 1: defending how she was and I was like, I didn't
Speaker 1: say she was. I guess said that was the large,
Speaker 1: like the a lot. It didn't maybe I couldn't tell
Speaker 1: from that photo, that one photo of her back that
Speaker 1: you've showed me. I was like, I mean, obviously I have.
Speaker 1: I knew her first name, and it was easy. There
Speaker 1: was only like eight other people with that name on
Speaker 1: his Facebook, so I was able to say, you looked
Speaker 1: at it. I was able to on my own figure
Speaker 1: out which one of the people with that name. It
Speaker 1: was easy investigating. Yeah, some of them are comics. They
Speaker 1: got right out a cotel by where they lived, and
Speaker 1: I was also like the description. I was like one
Speaker 1: person was like, obviously this isn't the person's face on
Speaker 1: their face. Um, do you think James and this isn't
Speaker 1: a slight to him at all? Because we I feel like,
Speaker 1: are like success and stuff with the podcast. I have
Speaker 1: a very quicker than it goes for most comments. But
Speaker 1: you think he's trying to he wants you to be
Speaker 1: a little bit on your toes because of like your
Speaker 1: careers are in totally different places. And maybe I don't
Speaker 1: know if he has any secure of about that. But
Speaker 1: if he does be one, what do you mean meaning
Speaker 1: like he wants you like he wants you to um
Speaker 1: like you don't have my uh like, uh, you're not
Speaker 1: the only woman I see kind of thing like if
Speaker 1: he feels a little insecure about the career thing, which
Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean, I hope that's what it is.
Speaker 1: If it was a manipulation tactic, I would feel better
Speaker 1: because now I just feel busted. I hope you ain't busted.
Speaker 1: I know, you know, things happen more respected, I would
Speaker 1: have more respect for him in this situation, just feel
Speaker 1: better if he was. This was just some very elaborate manipulation, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's like it's because he cares. I would love.
Speaker 1: That's some Andy Warhol level manipulation, right, because maybe he
Speaker 1: feels like, well, you're the one that's like doing all
Speaker 1: this crazy shit and touring and all this stuff, so
Speaker 1: I want to keep you on your toes, So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna talk about my hot ex car or something. I
Speaker 1: don't know if this is true, but I like that.
Speaker 1: I think I like the direction that you're heading because
Speaker 1: that's a human thing to do, like I I would
Speaker 1: like I I would do it with Stephen because when
Speaker 1: I first met him, he was like doing cool things
Speaker 1: and he was getting like I was so broke and
Speaker 1: he had the money, and I was like, what is
Speaker 1: that like? And then I'd be like well, and I
Speaker 1: would talk about, like helps someone was hot, And then
Speaker 1: that was also the counteract the whole story of ship
Speaker 1: when I was feeling really insecure, but I would I
Speaker 1: would talk about like men and how I find men attractive,
Speaker 1: or certain men like kind of extra to be like, well,
Speaker 1: you should be on your toes because you know that
Speaker 1: guy's real hot, and I don't know I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: do not him, but like just so you know, look
Speaker 1: out maybe because like I'm like, there's just no other
Speaker 1: reason for Valentine's Day dinner to bring up the fact
Speaker 1: that the X, like your version of Frank is now single.
Speaker 1: There's no reason that I need to know that. And
Speaker 1: why does he know that? Why? I mean, there's still
Speaker 1: friends on Facebook, So that's that's really find like to
Speaker 1: see the status and like sometimes Stephen don't talk to
Speaker 1: me about about one of his exes and all, and
Speaker 1: she'll be like, yeah, well she's she's done with that
Speaker 1: job now and she's moved onto this job. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why do you fucking know? Why do you fucking know?
Speaker 1: You fucking why do you Yeah, apparently he creates it himself.
Speaker 1: It's called putting your ex's handles and all the social media.
Speaker 1: He doesn't do that anymore. I don't know, because it's just, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very I think that's had a lot of times.
Speaker 1: It's weird because I know everyone thinks like I never
Speaker 1: I'm always like a self confidence to the next and
Speaker 1: I mean, for the most part, I feel I feel
Speaker 1: pretty good. But you know, current even corn Fisher as
Speaker 1: Ordwande's and uh so sometimes what I need to do
Speaker 1: is I need real life Karin needs to channel podcast Karin,
Speaker 1: and I really do this. I actually sit at home
Speaker 1: and I go, Karn, what would you say if this
Speaker 1: if the way you're acting right now? That's some pussy
Speaker 1: ass lady wrote into the podcast like that, what would
Speaker 1: you What would podcast Coren say? Podcast Corean would put
Speaker 1: up with this same shit? And I tell myself out
Speaker 1: of it, and then I would just remember the guys
Speaker 1: we have sucked wisdom quote where I said where your
Speaker 1: success like makeup? And because there's there's no I never
Speaker 1: personality wise, do I ever feel threatened by anyone. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't even have a charming personality. But just like
Speaker 1: as far as my the package deal, yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: good package. You're fun. If you're ordering the comic great parties,
Speaker 1: I'm number one on the value menu. Yeah. However, if
Speaker 1: you're ordering single items, maybe or not, they're not all
Speaker 1: cheesy Gordieta crunches. Sometimes it's just a taco bell is.
Speaker 1: I was gonna afford this to you. They're giving away,
Speaker 1: They're letting one lucky couple have a Gordona themed wedding,
Speaker 1: like a Taco bell themed wedding, and I really think
Speaker 1: you should. And I'm not trying to push marriage on anybody,
Speaker 1: but if there's any maybe you can marry yourself again
Speaker 1: or whatever. But like, if there's anybody who deserves that,
Speaker 1: it's you. See, I love theme stuff. I actually don't
Speaker 1: love theme weddings, but I did want to cater the
Speaker 1: way I did my birthday party. I would like to
Speaker 1: cater with fast food. Yeah. Oh yeah. Jared and Gersman
Speaker 1: they got Stevens friends. When they got married, they had
Speaker 1: a McDonald's burgers. Really cute. That's amazing, that's so cute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean or even like for the apples, like the
Speaker 1: Order of Our you could do all fast food and
Speaker 1: then if people want to eat real food, like you
Speaker 1: can do that later. And it's dumb, dumb that ship. Oh,
Speaker 1: before I forget, I wanted to say to um my
Speaker 1: birthdays on Sunday, and yeah, created a fundraiser account or
Speaker 1: my friend friend my friend fred leukemia. Actually it was
Speaker 1: this last fun I was just more like happy about
Speaker 1: y'all past year of May twenties and I'm gonna really
Speaker 1: love it up this time. I'm gonna get fucking tanks
Speaker 1: on my birthday anyway. Um So, my friend, a very
Speaker 1: dear family friend of mine was diagnosed with leukemia and
Speaker 1: now it's at Bay and he's doing great. The only
Speaker 1: thing is, even though he has insurance, he has to
Speaker 1: pay like thirty five dollars a month of my number.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's not two on five. This is
Speaker 1: like a fake Plainfield, New Jersey. Get out of my face.
Speaker 1: Back to my friend with leukemia, Um who he's it's
Speaker 1: actually at Bay and he's doing really well. But the
Speaker 1: medication he's costing out of pocket, the medical expenses that
Speaker 1: he has to pay, would put me into a downward spiral.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. And he fucking has insurance. And
Speaker 1: so I created this thing a fundraiser account of go
Speaker 1: fund me page. There's a link to it in the
Speaker 1: description of this week's podcast. If you have any money
Speaker 1: to spare, even if it's a fucking dollar, if that
Speaker 1: half the people who listen to this podcast, I know
Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen because everyone's lazy. I'm lazy. There's
Speaker 1: great ones. Yeah, and thank you so much everyone it donated,
Speaker 1: but you're welcome half. Thank you A rent, I didn't
Speaker 1: I turn off the notifications because I don't need to
Speaker 1: see it every time someone that I just let me into,
Speaker 1: let everyone and let him a hero. Thank you. So
Speaker 1: that by like I was not just telling other people
Speaker 1: to give money. Yeah, I don't neate money too, and uh,
Speaker 1: but thank you, thank you so much. I really appreciate that.
Speaker 1: No problem. Happy birthday girls, thank girl, Thank you girl.
Speaker 1: So if you want to give me a birthday present,
Speaker 1: hology girl, and click the go fund me page and
Speaker 1: give it some money to my friend Fred because he
Speaker 1: should have to. He's healthy and he's excited that he's
Speaker 1: doing well, but then his finances are just disappearing because
Speaker 1: lukemia pills apparently cost ten dollars. The cost ten dollars
Speaker 1: a pill and he has to take twenty of them
Speaker 1: a day. I dropped one on the kitchen. I would
Speaker 1: kill someone, I would soothe someone or something. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't suit people, but wow, yeah, so if you
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind cancer, but not, Happy birthday, Christina. Hey, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get titt delicious on Saturday tomorrow. Whoa, whoa whoa? Alright, uh,
Speaker 1: sweet Christina on her birthday pictures. What he wants to
Speaker 1: pictures of dogs, dogs and Beyonce and Beyonce, but also like,
Speaker 1: I'll get show me pictures of your private parts. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm not going to post. I mean,
Speaker 1: I would never ask for, but you're gonna get. You're
Speaker 1: gonna get some. Yeah, because everyone has such people. We've
Speaker 1: got a lot of dick pics and I'm honestly I'm
Speaker 1: not turned on by them, but I'm like, that's a
Speaker 1: great It's good to know what's out there. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: like to know people's dicks look like perfect or vaginas
Speaker 1: there you go. Yeah, yeah, I'd rather see a vagina.
Speaker 1: So many more dick pis than I will donation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so don't eat first and non sense. If you give
Speaker 1: me a dick pick without donating to my friend's cancer fund,
Speaker 1: I will yeah. Um. So this week we have a
Speaker 1: guest that was also recommended by Mike Brown. Yo, Mike Brown,
Speaker 1: thank you. And then I remember when when you talked
Speaker 1: about it, well Mike Brad recommending you go who yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just figning out. This guest isn't actually no him, but
Speaker 1: you know he's in the I guess just in the world.
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm I'm sure what's happening. Mike knows that,
Speaker 1: Mike knows people that I don't know, the mean the
Speaker 1: main thing. Today's guest is a radio personality co host
Speaker 1: of the Breakfast Club. His name is Leonard a k A.
Speaker 1: Shar Shar please give it up for Charlamagne. The guys,
Speaker 1: baby ship cooking up, play lay ship do when you
Speaker 1: favorite favorite nice. Then he ends up with my spec
Speaker 1: I'm the soul fully flag. Don't you fill up on
Speaker 1: no snacks? My love? Let the fire pull the one
Speaker 1: we got the nine plague said the table pon the left,
Speaker 1: clothes on that spices in the food, spice at the
Speaker 1: move making what I say, she make your hap kitchen
Speaker 1: the room thinking it's the mood ship, little ship cooking number,
Speaker 1: the ship ship doing you. I mean calling someone's charloteen
Speaker 1: like the gods, a little mucher, say Leonard. But that's
Speaker 1: what a lot of a lot of women call me, Shark,
Speaker 1: not the pet as she called. Getting Leonard's far enough
Speaker 1: to name one more checks. I don't mind. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: calling sharsh. Are you calling Leonard Leonard? I just like
Speaker 1: it because I yeah, Leonard Leonards Skinnard. You guys were
Speaker 1: here with Leonard. Hi guys, God, God, Charlemagne, that God
Speaker 1: was happening. Not much Gods. We fucked podcast excited to
Speaker 1: talking about sucking. Yeah, you know what's so funny. I
Speaker 1: used to always see you because y'all are always like
Speaker 1: in the top ten the comedy podcast We Are that
Speaker 1: I Haunt you go on. I always thought the podcast
Speaker 1: was actually I thought it was two women discussing guys.
Speaker 1: They actually had sex. It was, That's what it was.
Speaker 1: We still do it from time to time, but we
Speaker 1: ran out of people kind of really, and a lot
Speaker 1: of people wouldn't do it when it got popular. Why
Speaker 1: what your body account went down? Well, I've been a
Speaker 1: relationship for six years, but my body AC count has
Speaker 1: been going up. Really, Yeah, I've been sucking sucking threesomes. WHOA,
Speaker 1: that's hot? I like that. No, I never I mean
Speaker 1: I have, but not with my wife. Oh oh you're married?
Speaker 1: How years? I've been with the same girl for like
Speaker 1: eighteen years? Eighteen? Right? We read that on the internet.
Speaker 1: But you don't. You don't seem to talk about it
Speaker 1: publicly very much, which I get. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I talked about it something like, I'm not like
Speaker 1: the social media show off type when it comes to
Speaker 1: like your family and stuff, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't really look at me. I got a wife,
Speaker 1: you don't. Yeah, I don't really put my kids on
Speaker 1: sucker Well, that to go to you shouldn't put your
Speaker 1: kids on Instagram. That's just as for trouble. That's your family.
Speaker 1: That's that's for you. That's not for the world. That's
Speaker 1: and I don't get the point of it. It's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I know what my wife looks like, why do Why
Speaker 1: do I gotta show her off? The people I do
Speaker 1: the same thing. I don't post about my relationship hardly
Speaker 1: at all on social media because I'm like, that's for me.
Speaker 1: And then it's weird because people don't get at you
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, you don't love your wife, you
Speaker 1: don't show her off. No, that's not how this works.
Speaker 1: Wife aren't for showing off. It only matters what she
Speaker 1: thinks anyway, unless she's giving your ship at home for
Speaker 1: not instagramming her, it doesn't matter. She's like, Leonard, you
Speaker 1: never put me your photos. I'd break up with it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was gonna say it was like it's
Speaker 1: more than a brain. It wouldn't be like a conversation.
Speaker 1: That's like the most shallow ship in the world. Like like, Okay,
Speaker 1: so I don't love you. My love for you is
Speaker 1: based off me showing you off on my social media. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's insecure. Come on. No, So your wife, Okay, so
Speaker 1: you've been with her for eighteen years, how do you
Speaker 1: guys mean high school? I was trying to have sex
Speaker 1: with her for like a year because she was like
Speaker 1: she was like she was like the cheer leader, the
Speaker 1: head cheerleader. And I was trying to have sex with
Speaker 1: her for like a year, saying to have sex's trying
Speaker 1: to get with her, but she would never give me
Speaker 1: no play. And then, um, it was June eighth, and
Speaker 1: she got drunk at we was together and we got
Speaker 1: drunk at my my cousin Andre had like a little
Speaker 1: function and we got drunk together and then we ended
Speaker 1: up having sex that night. Sex. Yeah, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: still with us. So it's like it's always weird because
Speaker 1: I remember, like, you know, over the past couple of years,
Speaker 1: I feel like guys aren't really we don't really noticed
Speaker 1: rape culture thing because a lot of things, what do
Speaker 1: you mean you don't know it though, because it's a
Speaker 1: lot of things that just used to happen back in
Speaker 1: the day like that, like me and her got drunk,
Speaker 1: we had sex, you know what I mean. But I
Speaker 1: didn't necessarily ask her for it. She didn't ask me
Speaker 1: for it. Well, that's a great area too. I think
Speaker 1: it's just like it's important to talk about it now.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I think we all so have different
Speaker 1: there are very extreme views. That's like, if anyone has
Speaker 1: had a drink at all, like and does not say
Speaker 1: the words yes, I want to have sex, that it
Speaker 1: could be construed as rape. I mean, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't agree with that. And it's I remember having this
Speaker 1: discussion with her because when it was like when rape
Speaker 1: Coach was like really popping, like maybe sometime last year.
Speaker 1: It was like a real discussion. I gotta tell you, Leonard,
Speaker 1: rap culture is always popping. Unfortunately, yeah it is, sadly,
Speaker 1: but it was like a real discussion about I remember saying,
Speaker 1: did do you consider what I did or what we did?
Speaker 1: And that that's a good discussion to hate. She was like, no,
Speaker 1: but I can understand why people feel the way they feel.
Speaker 1: What I mean I'm like, yeah, you're right. Have you
Speaker 1: ever had sex and you didn't remember it? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: I've used that excuse, like when I get caught cheating,
Speaker 1: like drunk and high out of my mind, I don't
Speaker 1: even remember she raped me? Cry, yeah, wait do you do?
Speaker 1: You do? You cheat a lot? No? I used to
Speaker 1: on your on your friend. We've been together eighteen years.
Speaker 1: Why are you saying it like that because it's like
Speaker 1: we've been together eighteen years, literally since high school. And
Speaker 1: she went to college, you know what I mean. She
Speaker 1: went to college when I was, you know, in the street,
Speaker 1: doing nothing with my life. So she went through her
Speaker 1: whole face. So she cheated on you, she got some
Speaker 1: other dick was disgusted about or was it just mutual
Speaker 1: eventually later? I mean no, it wasn't mutual cheating, like
Speaker 1: you know, we're agreeing to around on each other. But
Speaker 1: you know, after these things happened, then later on, you know,
Speaker 1: we had discussions about them, because that's what guys do.
Speaker 1: Like when I found out she was sucking this one guy,
Speaker 1: I started asking her about it, and I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: I would say, so you want to bring up this dude,
Speaker 1: and she's like, yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So the next question the guy asked, it's like, yo,
Speaker 1: was he better than me? Not? Really? Was he bigger
Speaker 1: than me? She didn't say nothing. I'm like, was he
Speaker 1: bigger than me? And she was like, yeah, I ain't
Speaker 1: never seen no dick like that in my life. I'm like, whoa, Wow,
Speaker 1: that's some honesty. Yes, almost wreck driver was driving a
Speaker 1: Honda Civic. And when you heard that your dick wasn't
Speaker 1: the biggest, she was driving a Honda Civic and it
Speaker 1: was like two thousand three four. Maybe that ship was devastating,
Speaker 1: and I remember I started buying. I mean, were you
Speaker 1: want to the impresson that you had the biggest dick
Speaker 1: in the world? Yeah? What fun? I didn't think that,
Speaker 1: but I mean, you're not that tall. She described it
Speaker 1: like she ain't never seen no ship like this, and
Speaker 1: I mean she didn't have to be that honest, Like, yes,
Speaker 1: that sounds scary about one of these abnormal cocks. That
Speaker 1: does not sound like a fun time though. That's not
Speaker 1: gonna fit in a lot of places. You ever heard
Speaker 1: of You've seen Magna r X pills. Magna r X pills,
Speaker 1: these pills that you can buy. They used to have
Speaker 1: advertisement in the back of the Source and double XL magazine.
Speaker 1: When you take them and then you do like this
Speaker 1: dick exercise when you grab your dick when it's soft
Speaker 1: and you stretch it. Take these pills twice a day
Speaker 1: to make your penis bigger. Walk me back a little.
Speaker 1: You take you have a soft dick, you take the
Speaker 1: pills and then you take your take your dick, and
Speaker 1: then you in ship and then you tug it, pull
Speaker 1: it forward. Doesn't stretch that? Just dick stretch that far?
Speaker 1: They post. I mean, dick's a muscle. Yeah. I always
Speaker 1: feel bad stretching them. You scratching, scratch it when it's soft.
Speaker 1: And I was taking the pills every day trying to
Speaker 1: get a bigger dick. Did you get a bigger dick?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You really don't need to measure it.
Speaker 1: I didn't start measuring my dictoe like maybe around that time. Wow,
Speaker 1: so you now measure you? So you yeah? And it
Speaker 1: was a cameraon versus what cameraon said? I hit you
Speaker 1: with my eight inch slug and I started making me think.
Speaker 1: You know, when you stay wraps, you want to live
Speaker 1: your wraps kind of want to be genuine. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta eight in slug So, I
Speaker 1: mean mine is seven seven inches three fourth and it's
Speaker 1: in the summertime. Wait, dicks get bigger when it's warmingut,
Speaker 1: absolutely it, but and swells a little bit, just like
Speaker 1: your fingers, Like my fingers. My rings don't don't fit
Speaker 1: as on the front fact out of the fact. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: And your feet like your shoes and stuff, you know
Speaker 1: for sure. So the word So the part that upset
Speaker 1: you the most about the cheating was that his dick
Speaker 1: was bigger than your That's it. I can deal with
Speaker 1: any cheating as long as the person is not better
Speaker 1: than me or dick is not bigger than me. But
Speaker 1: you can't suck it but a big dick. There's dicks
Speaker 1: that are too big. Really, yeah, I've never had that problem.
Speaker 1: My dick is like baby's bass porch. I mean, have
Speaker 1: you ever had a dick inside you? So how would
Speaker 1: you even know that that is true? Is actual? That
Speaker 1: is an actual factual. But I mean I can see
Speaker 1: where it wouldn't be pleasant, right exactly. Even guys, when
Speaker 1: we watch points we hate sometimes you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You're watching a point O that's not real. That's an
Speaker 1: extend though, that's an extent because I can't know. I can't.
Speaker 1: I just make it up because I'm just tell yourself,
Speaker 1: I'm just hating. That's it. You're just trying to get
Speaker 1: yourself asleep. At least they're open about the hating. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta know when you're hating. Yeah, I'm people about
Speaker 1: your relationship a little bit. So there's you don't cheat anymore?
Speaker 1: What stopped the cheating? I mean more so like marriage, Um,
Speaker 1: that's having kids. You know what I'm saying, Like you
Speaker 1: just grow, you outgrow certain things, like you know, when
Speaker 1: you don't want to chase pussy forever success, it's wack.
Speaker 1: It's not fulfilling. I literally was just having this conversation
Speaker 1: with Andrew, and Andre said, blew him off. By the way,
Speaker 1: we didn't blow him off. We we talked about having
Speaker 1: him on various times, but then he just floats around places.
Speaker 1: We didn't blow him off. We never had a date
Speaker 1: set and then just canceled. If you don't want Andrew
Speaker 1: bring this up though, Yeah, I can totally understand. I
Speaker 1: know why you wouldn't want love you. We'll have you on.
Speaker 1: It'll be but he is a big dick. It'll be great.
Speaker 1: Andrew on the flip side, though, also sold the just
Speaker 1: the Joseph Vessi story that we wanted about Lisa, and yeah,
Speaker 1: so what happened now? Explained it to him. He didn't
Speaker 1: he come on your podcast and talk about me and
Speaker 1: him to a podcast together? No? No, no, no no,
Speaker 1: didn't JOSEPHSTI come on brilliant idiots? Though from across the
Speaker 1: room goes yes, because I'm I'm thinking about two different stories.
Speaker 1: I remember Andrew White play basket. He seems like you're
Speaker 1: guy Lenard. No, it was the story that Andrew told
Speaker 1: about Joseph stealing an idea from him, and then Joseph
Speaker 1: called me upset about that because I don't know if
Speaker 1: that's what it was. Well, I knew, I knew there
Speaker 1: was some I mean, we were all the top comedy podcast.
Speaker 1: We're trying to get this Joseph. We're trying to say story.
Speaker 1: It wasn't about Lisa, it's about Joseph's well, because I
Speaker 1: think Joseph came on and then he wouldn't talk about it.
Speaker 1: Oh and then he was mad. Lisa port star, she's
Speaker 1: very famous. Every time I got on a port site
Speaker 1: and I searched by porn star. She's always number one. Really,
Speaker 1: she's got a big old ass. Yeah, look into it.
Speaker 1: She's a mill. Like what's her trick? Like, what does
Speaker 1: she doing? She's the number one mill for trick because
Speaker 1: she smoked blunts with a pussy, Like, what is she doing?
Speaker 1: A thing? I've never seen that? You do that? Man,
Speaker 1: I gotta take you out to a black script club now, yes, please. Oh.
Speaker 1: I went to one in Nashville and it was the
Speaker 1: most impressive thing I've ever seen in my That was
Speaker 1: a good one. Yeah. They were climbing the pole like
Speaker 1: sucking spider man. Oh my god, smack the heels on
Speaker 1: the floor. But how do you I don't know eat
Speaker 1: how to even in like suck in with my pussy?
Speaker 1: Can you explain how to inhale weed with a pussy?
Speaker 1: I mean I don't have a pussy, right, but I'm
Speaker 1: assuming that, like it's like a keego some of you
Speaker 1: put the blunt. Yeah, okay, I guess rings you're not
Speaker 1: maximizing pussy to the fullest attention, you know what. I
Speaker 1: need to hear it from a man. But you're absolutely right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it sucks to admit, but you're got point. Um, I
Speaker 1: want to go right to the rape culture thing for
Speaker 1: a second because I think it's interesting. Uh, let me
Speaker 1: take my scheme mask. Didn't I'm not sure when I
Speaker 1: got a scheme mask? Yeah right, okay, So Leonard was
Speaker 1: wearing a sche mask for the entire previous portion on
Speaker 1: the podcast that you heard and can you And it
Speaker 1: said the God on it, so it's promotional, said the
Speaker 1: God on the front and on the back it has
Speaker 1: my upcoming book, Black Privilege. Opportunity comes to those who created.
Speaker 1: My book will be out April eight teeth um. You
Speaker 1: can pre order on time on Amazon and Bond and Nobles. Right,
Speaker 1: because you came into my apartment without the scheme mask,
Speaker 1: then you went to pay, and then you came out
Speaker 1: of the bathroom with the scheme mask. And I was like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how it worked. But now we gotta talk aboutrape.
Speaker 1: Does your face get hot? Like I would get a
Speaker 1: headache if I was roaring that inside. I WoT this
Speaker 1: all morning. I had it on because you know I
Speaker 1: do my radio short to Breakfast Club. I had it
Speaker 1: on the whole time. I did two interviews after the show,
Speaker 1: Trade songs and on Marian and I kept them both on.
Speaker 1: I kept it on throughout both interviews. Did it end?
Speaker 1: Did anyone feel this was weird trade? I mean, both
Speaker 1: of them really know me, so they know him a
Speaker 1: little off a little bit today wasn't really tripping. They
Speaker 1: were just like, okay, it's just okay. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: I do you like to keep a low profile though,
Speaker 1: or do you like to walk around? Because I mean
Speaker 1: it's like they're covering your face, but then it's saying
Speaker 1: who's in the sche mask? But the only reason, the
Speaker 1: only reason I didn't wear it in the street is
Speaker 1: because you know, I don't think it'd be kosher to
Speaker 1: be walking down the street as a black man with
Speaker 1: a ski mask on. What are you talking? True story?
Speaker 1: I was in Virginia. I was in West Virginia, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I was. I remember remember that showing them TV
Speaker 1: called buck back in the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So
Speaker 1: I was done there filming an episode. Yeah. So. Um.
Speaker 1: I was with my guy Shane Gandy rest in Peace
Speaker 1: and my dude Joey and I had a ski mask
Speaker 1: and we pulled up to the drug store. I jumped
Speaker 1: out with the ski mask on and Shane God, bless
Speaker 1: the dead. Shane goes, shann No, take that off. You're
Speaker 1: a niggering West Virginia. Shoot you dead. And I was
Speaker 1: like thank you, all right, I was like, thank you
Speaker 1: very much looking out for that information. That's a friend's
Speaker 1: a great friend. Absolutely, And he said it in a
Speaker 1: way I can understand quickly, and I couldn't even get
Speaker 1: mad at if using the N word. He was looking
Speaker 1: out for me. He was telling me how they were
Speaker 1: going to perceive me. Right, yes, I was like, great, okay, alright,
Speaker 1: damn yeah yeah, rape culture. I mean, just I think
Speaker 1: it was interesting that you Why did you put it
Speaker 1: in quotes number one? Um, because I didn't wanna don't.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to lessen it. Are are are make
Speaker 1: it more than than what it talks to me? You
Speaker 1: because I don't know what I'm being honest. And then
Speaker 1: I said, I said, we need to have a seminar
Speaker 1: that is teaching kids what exactly is rape coating, especially
Speaker 1: you me Like I was having a conversation with one
Speaker 1: of my o g s and he was talking about
Speaker 1: his son just went off to college and he had
Speaker 1: to have a whole conversation with his son about you know,
Speaker 1: when you're having drinks with girls, and you know, girls
Speaker 1: are getting drunk, girls getting high, do not have sex
Speaker 1: with them? Blah blah blah. And the O G said
Speaker 1: to me, he was like, yo, back in my day,
Speaker 1: that was just a good time. That's what we did.
Speaker 1: We got it, we got with each other, we got high,
Speaker 1: we got drunk, we had sex, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So it's just like, I think the lines are very
Speaker 1: blurred on what is what is rape and what is not.
Speaker 1: But I know it sounds like it should be a
Speaker 1: yes are no thing, but it's not. And a lot
Speaker 1: of times people don't want to talk about gray areas,
Speaker 1: but they exist, and there's misunderstandings too. But I feel
Speaker 1: like people have always been getting high and getting wasted
Speaker 1: and fucking consensually for a long time. But at the
Speaker 1: same time, a small percentage of those people it was
Speaker 1: like a weird hold on, have we have we been
Speaker 1: doing it consensually? Because if you were a girl for
Speaker 1: the first time and both of y'all get high, both
Speaker 1: of y'all get drunk, and then y'all just end up
Speaker 1: doing something, it's not like I said yes, it's not
Speaker 1: like she said yes. We just kind of happened. I've
Speaker 1: had a lot of drunk sex and I've never regretted
Speaker 1: a second at it. But it could have been that
Speaker 1: one time you wake up and regret and be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but regret and it's not rape. Yeah, And that's I
Speaker 1: think there's some confusion there. But I mean, I'm glad
Speaker 1: y'all said that because I can't say that. I can
Speaker 1: say that, but then it would sound funny, you know,
Speaker 1: and then there'd be a blog about it. It's the
Speaker 1: same thing, but you're to talk about race issues in
Speaker 1: the same way. And I totally get that, and it's
Speaker 1: but the thing is, it's like, I mean, I think
Speaker 1: rule of thumb is like, if you are completely sober,
Speaker 1: any other person's completely drunk, no matter what your sex is,
Speaker 1: just don't just don't out. It's gonna be fun anyway.
Speaker 1: Like if you're sober and having sex with someone drunk,
Speaker 1: that's gonna stuck anyway. And that's what I tell guys. Now.
Speaker 1: I'm like, look, if she didn't say yes, just don't
Speaker 1: do it. It's not worth it. I'm gonna give an example.
Speaker 1: Remember the movie Kids back in the day. I remember
Speaker 1: watching that in class, Like they let us see it
Speaker 1: in seventh grade. They let us, as some school teacher
Speaker 1: let us watch this movie. Remember, at the end of
Speaker 1: the movie, I think Casper, I think his name was
Speaker 1: Casper had sex with the young lady and the young
Speaker 1: lady was HIV positive but she was passed out drunk
Speaker 1: on the couch and he had sex with her. I
Speaker 1: remember in that moment thinking, Oh my god, Casper's gonna
Speaker 1: get ads. Not Casper's raping that girl. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: When I saw that, I was like, oh God, right.
Speaker 1: But that's also too. You're a man, and you don't
Speaker 1: I feel like that. It's different when you're a woman,
Speaker 1: Like there's little, tiny moments throughout your whole life where
Speaker 1: you get feel threatened by men physically because like men
Speaker 1: are stronger, and uh are they say, weird creepy ship
Speaker 1: to you, and so yeah, not and gives a man
Speaker 1: the right to have sex with a woman unless that
Speaker 1: woman wants to have sex with you. And that woman said,
Speaker 1: I don't care that woman at your apartment during the morning.
Speaker 1: I don't care if she's drunk, I don't care if
Speaker 1: she's high. If she did not tell you, yes, he
Speaker 1: passed on your couch. You better just put a blanket
Speaker 1: over her and go another woman go to sleep, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, if anyone's sleeping, if anyone's really intoxicated, that
Speaker 1: those are obvious knows. But I think the gray areas
Speaker 1: like for me, especially if you're or if you're both
Speaker 1: parties are drunk, because I've certainly had sex when both
Speaker 1: parties were drunk and like that. I I mean at
Speaker 1: the time, like I function when I'm drunk, but then
Speaker 1: I don't remember it afterwards. So it's like then then
Speaker 1: if you regret I had never regretted it. But if
Speaker 1: you regret it, then who's who's quote unquote fault? Isn't
Speaker 1: you know? I feel like it always just kind of
Speaker 1: like then gets pointed to the dude. But if you're
Speaker 1: both drunk, I know you got people have to claim
Speaker 1: personal responsibility for the state they're in the gray areas,
Speaker 1: but like a gray area, an example of not at
Speaker 1: all a gray areas like brought something like brock Turner
Speaker 1: he was fingering his past girl by a dumpster. Yeah absolutely,
Speaker 1: I don't question that. Still, it just not not sexy,
Speaker 1: not like I don't even know that's unless you have
Speaker 1: some kind of a fetish for like having sex when
Speaker 1: some people on the street right, like, yeah, there's no
Speaker 1: gray areas there. I was just talking. I was telling
Speaker 1: Page and my homeboy wax on the way end, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, is this woman I used to know back
Speaker 1: in the day. She was way older than me. I
Speaker 1: thought you were going to say she was huge wader.
Speaker 1: She wasn't used to her arms went ounced as far
Speaker 1: as they could. Every sexual relationship, with every sexual thing
Speaker 1: we did. I regret every sexual kind of regret. And
Speaker 1: I know a lot of men with older women's stories
Speaker 1: like because she used to literally take advantage me. It
Speaker 1: was no how so like tie me up and you
Speaker 1: did not want to be tired. Oh that's right, you've
Speaker 1: been right. I've been right. But then how many times
Speaker 1: did that happen? Numerous a numerous amount of time? Okay,
Speaker 1: and she tied you up every tip? How do you
Speaker 1: guys know each other? Like you like what it was bad?
Speaker 1: It was like you know, I was I wasn't like
Speaker 1: I was in between a rock and a hard place
Speaker 1: kind of thing, because it was like where you hurt
Speaker 1: where she or sugar mamas? Yes, okay, she would write
Speaker 1: me checks and all that kind of stuff, So I
Speaker 1: kind of needed this bread to keep coming in. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? How do you discussed what you
Speaker 1: would need to do to get that money or did
Speaker 1: just things come up? Things just happen. It just happened.
Speaker 1: It just happened that way. But I mean, I understand.
Speaker 1: I'm saying all that to say I understand when people
Speaker 1: can find themselves in compromising positions. Yeah, it's not a
Speaker 1: good feeling. So like what that wasn't necessarily right, but
Speaker 1: it's regret and it feels just as bad that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I'm not gonna feel as bad. But over
Speaker 1: your head sex. He wanted that thing, but you didn't
Speaker 1: want the sex. We wanted the thing more. How regretible sex?
Speaker 1: There you go. It should have been so high. It sucks.
Speaker 1: It sucks. Now, say so, if what if someone, a
Speaker 1: female front of yours, came up to you and told
Speaker 1: you that she was raped by a mutual friend. What
Speaker 1: is your first thought? Man, what's my first thought? Um?
Speaker 1: I would? I would? I would, It's really not up
Speaker 1: to me. I would tell me if you I don't think,
Speaker 1: if you like you've been ready, go to the police.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Like, I don't feel like
Speaker 1: I don't feel like, why are you protecting the quote
Speaker 1: unquote rapists. No, not that she wasn't she was not
Speaker 1: trying to protect that. She was just she wanted to
Speaker 1: just confide in you because it was a mutual friend. Like,
Speaker 1: that's the scenario is do you I would probably call
Speaker 1: the guy for it. What's up? Man? Okay? He said
Speaker 1: you raped her? Right? And did I need to hear
Speaker 1: the whole story? And I would say, hey, bro, I
Speaker 1: understand what you're saying, but you might want to call
Speaker 1: her because in her mind, she feels that way. She
Speaker 1: feels like you raped her. Yeah, is your first inclination
Speaker 1: to believe or the question? I mean, it depends said friends.
Speaker 1: You know. That's why I said front because it's someone
Speaker 1: that you already like, I'm not going to just discredit
Speaker 1: my friend because I don't feel like my friends would
Speaker 1: make something like that up. Now for me, I am,
Speaker 1: I'm very questionable when it comes to this situation like that,
Speaker 1: because I've been in that situation. I got I've had Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've had a sexual assultcharge. I got a sexual assult
Speaker 1: charge and two thousand and who we got from you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was it was a young girl and I was
Speaker 1: like twenty, she was like sixteen, and she was at
Speaker 1: a party I was throwing from my cousin and um,
Speaker 1: and we're you known yet or no. I had just
Speaker 1: started doing radio. I had just I had literally just
Speaker 1: started doing radio on nine three Jams and Charleston, South Carolina.
Speaker 1: I talked about it in my book by the Way,
Speaker 1: um and and way more detail. But my cousin, Kentake,
Speaker 1: had just got a scholarship to Penn State because I
Speaker 1: was doing and I was throwing a party for him.
Speaker 1: So I just had a bunch of people over and
Speaker 1: I'm this young girl. She got drunk and she got high,
Speaker 1: and she said somebody sexually assaulted her. So I'm asking
Speaker 1: my homeboys. I'm like, Yo, did y'all did y'all fucker?
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, we didn't suck it. Now,
Speaker 1: it wasn't the room where they claimed they didn't su
Speaker 1: but her story was, you know, somebody was in the
Speaker 1: room and they kept saying, Um, it's Charlemagne relaxed. It
Speaker 1: is Charlemagne relaxed. So my dumbass, I'm not gonna say dumbass,
Speaker 1: but I went down to the police station. I went
Speaker 1: down to the police station because they told me my
Speaker 1: cousin Kent Oh okay, I'm skipping over something. The next day, right,
Speaker 1: I pull up to my my cousin's house, who didn't
Speaker 1: get invited to the party. So I go with k
Speaker 1: and he was like, cantange jail, Like for what? And
Speaker 1: he's like, you know, for what? Like what you mean
Speaker 1: for what? Because he got arrested for rape for that
Speaker 1: party you didn't invite us to the night before? Mind
Speaker 1: you we we we played too much. Everybody in my
Speaker 1: fucking family, even to this day, we all played too much.
Speaker 1: So I'm like what and they're like yeah. So I
Speaker 1: go down to the police station. I go down to
Speaker 1: the police station to the office. So I'm like, look, man,
Speaker 1: I take four responsibility for anything that happened in that
Speaker 1: house last night. You know, as far as I know,
Speaker 1: nobody was sexually assaulted. Okay, people were drinking, you know,
Speaker 1: they were getting high. I don't know what happened, but
Speaker 1: Kin't had nothing to do with it. So, you know,
Speaker 1: she takes all the notes and everything, and then she goes, well,
Speaker 1: we didn't arrest anybody arrested. She's like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know that this kinta, he's not like,
Speaker 1: there's nobody here. We didn't arrest anybody for it, but
Speaker 1: but good to know. But thank you why you're here?
Speaker 1: Can I get your finger print? Thank you real quick?
Speaker 1: You know? She was sixteen, and I'm like, Jesus, I
Speaker 1: was gonna say that was my next question. How old
Speaker 1: was this person? And you had no idea that she
Speaker 1: was that young? None a matter of fact, I was
Speaker 1: sixteen and I was that was nineteen, she was sixty
Speaker 1: because I was turning twenty and like days, So you
Speaker 1: were all drinking illegally or was this everybody? Yeah? So
Speaker 1: like long story short, how you just laid that all
Speaker 1: out of the police station two weeks Two weeks later,
Speaker 1: they came and arrested me for criminal sexual conduct. I
Speaker 1: mean yeah she did, okay, Yeah, so they arrest me
Speaker 1: for criminal sexual conduct with the mind. So I had
Speaker 1: to give hair and blood sample. And the only reason
Speaker 1: I was mad at my homeboys because I'm like, if y'all,
Speaker 1: if y'all did do something with her, at least let
Speaker 1: me know, tell me what's going on so I know
Speaker 1: what I'm facing. You know, what I'm saying is I
Speaker 1: can tell my lawyer like, look, this is what happened,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. So I had to give hair and
Speaker 1: DNA samples. Of course it didn't match up. So the
Speaker 1: charge got dropped to contributing to the linguacy of a
Speaker 1: minor because I said that I take full responsibility body.
Speaker 1: So everybody was in there drinking and everything else. So
Speaker 1: I do you know, when I hear certain situations about
Speaker 1: those kind of cases, I'm always a little skeptical, which
Speaker 1: is fine because if you've ever read the Fifth Agreement
Speaker 1: by Don Miguel Ruise, it says be skeptical, but listen.
Speaker 1: So I'm always skeptical based off my experiences, you know,
Speaker 1: And well that's why it's going to I think that's
Speaker 1: good to hear from the other side, because I mean,
Speaker 1: I think the places where it gets really hairy, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: are sometimes with people of a certain status, like a
Speaker 1: celebrity status. But the reason I presented that scenario to
Speaker 1: you earlier because because I think a specially for a
Speaker 1: lot of men and people who don't identify as feminists,
Speaker 1: their first inclination is to question rather to believe, and
Speaker 1: I just think it would be good to switch that
Speaker 1: order to believe first, and it's okay to get that backstory,
Speaker 1: it's okay to not just point a finger at a friend.
Speaker 1: But I think, like what people who have been raped
Speaker 1: really need, like first, it's just like that believe because
Speaker 1: like no one believes. I don't know we should believe.
Speaker 1: If we should, we just didn't discredit. Wait, like let's
Speaker 1: let's let's do what it is they're coming to you
Speaker 1: in that moment. Like the first thing, like if someone
Speaker 1: says they're right, I don't think the first thing it's
Speaker 1: good for a woman to hear is uh, let me investigate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like what happened. But but we do live in
Speaker 1: a country where people should be innocent until proven. Get
Speaker 1: with you, of course, And but it's just like statistically
Speaker 1: the people who falsely say that they were raped is
Speaker 1: very it's like two percent, it's very low. I keep
Speaker 1: hearing that statistic. Man. But and I'm not I'm not discrediting.
Speaker 1: I've been do it to where I know I didn't
Speaker 1: touch this young and I think you're but that's why
Speaker 1: I want. You're in a unique position because you are known,
Speaker 1: and I think unfortunately that's the place where stuff gets
Speaker 1: extra Harry, what you're saying people, But I wasn't because
Speaker 1: there's things that people can get things from you. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's not I don't think that's a it's a common thing.
Speaker 1: But unfortunately those that little minute. But it's the only
Speaker 1: reason that you were put at fault or charged with
Speaker 1: anything because you went down to the police station and
Speaker 1: said all that. Because did the girl did that young
Speaker 1: six year old woman say the police were called that night?
Speaker 1: The police were called that night she called them, or
Speaker 1: if someone called because of our friends called the police
Speaker 1: as well. So do we ever find out what happened
Speaker 1: she was actually assaulted by something? So we don't. We
Speaker 1: just we don't know. My homeboys never admitted to doing
Speaker 1: anything but kids. She got like a kid obviously. If
Speaker 1: there's DNA involved, yeah, ye to she had to get
Speaker 1: the NAH, I had to give DNA, had to give
Speaker 1: blood in hair sample, yeah right, damn. I think yeah,
Speaker 1: And I've got plenty. I've had other homeboys who've been
Speaker 1: in the same type of situations where they've been having
Speaker 1: sex with the girls and the girl get mad at
Speaker 1: them because they don't call them back anymore, and didn't
Speaker 1: they say, hey, that's the other side that women don't
Speaker 1: see well. And that's why I wanted to because I
Speaker 1: know a lot of people kind of might use my
Speaker 1: favorite word cringe whenever. And there's a discussions, especially being
Speaker 1: led by people who definitely identify as feminists, that even questions.
Speaker 1: But I think we need to talk about every instance
Speaker 1: just so to clarify and especially to like get to
Speaker 1: get you on board. Men. I got I got two daughters,
Speaker 1: I've got women. How old are your daughters? Eight and
Speaker 1: eighteen months? I've got women that are super close to
Speaker 1: me who have been drugged. Yeah, yeah, I see, I
Speaker 1: see both sides. I'll see it from all. I think
Speaker 1: that really helps. I mean, like people, really, it's it's
Speaker 1: really hard to just believe that or or to understand
Speaker 1: until you've had a close friend or until it's happened
Speaker 1: to you. Rely Absolutely, I've seen. I've seen both. That's
Speaker 1: why I can't discredit either side. But the sad part
Speaker 1: about it, when you're a guy, the facts of the
Speaker 1: case can come out and people still won't believe you. Like,
Speaker 1: look at somebody like Nate Parker. Nate Palker caught a
Speaker 1: rape charge seventeen eighteen years ago, came back to hanumh
Speaker 1: and broth of the nation come out and now the
Speaker 1: court of public opinion with social media counts him. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: but he got he was played, he found not guilty
Speaker 1: in the court of law, Like, yeah, the only the
Speaker 1: only reason that, like I just hear. Honestly, I never
Speaker 1: talked about rapes so fucking much until we started doing
Speaker 1: this podcast because we get emails all the time and
Speaker 1: podcast two of my favorite topics. But then we start
Speaker 1: hearing We hear from people every day about rape every
Speaker 1: and then some of them are brutal. And there's one
Speaker 1: of the common links is a lot of times when
Speaker 1: they go to the police, nothing gets done. If they
Speaker 1: get tried, nothing gets done, and nothing no one gets
Speaker 1: the person wasn't found guilty. But is that because the
Speaker 1: woman didn't want to go to the hospital within twenty
Speaker 1: four hours because she needed a second to lay down
Speaker 1: and cry, you know. And that's what I had no
Speaker 1: idea about any of that, especially that it was a
Speaker 1: big problem as it is. So yeah, a lot of
Speaker 1: times I tell women all the time, though, that's no
Speaker 1: reason not to go to the police. So like like
Speaker 1: of course, like I mean, I get it, but you
Speaker 1: have no reason to feel bad because you got raped,
Speaker 1: of course yeah, because there wasn't say you shouldn't you're
Speaker 1: the victim, Like you shouldn't feel bad embarrassing, you shouldn't
Speaker 1: be embarrassed like it. But it is like, uh, because
Speaker 1: you're being you're putting it out there that your body
Speaker 1: was violated like that just seems like it feels embarrassing.
Speaker 1: But it shouldn't be embarrassing. That's like part like talking
Speaker 1: about so much is trying to like take just take
Speaker 1: the stigma away. We should be embarrassed they got rape
Speaker 1: grown men. Oh no, no, no, no, that's why they
Speaker 1: don't report it. I should be embarrassed like grown men
Speaker 1: rape another girl, own man, not as rape. I can't
Speaker 1: go to nobody and tell him I got raped. Well
Speaker 1: that's why men don't report rape because man and no
Speaker 1: one's reported because the masculinity bullshit, And it's like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be seen as I don't want
Speaker 1: you to think of me that way. Wasn't your fault.
Speaker 1: You got a lot to rape, but man, go my
Speaker 1: own way. Wife, how do you rape him if he
Speaker 1: if he comes to me, if he came here and
Speaker 1: said he got raped by another man, what would you say,
Speaker 1: I say him, I would say, tell me and howkay help?
Speaker 1: I believe you. I believe you, and I call your
Speaker 1: naw Jersey had. I love your Yeah, your jersey had
Speaker 1: is great. But also if you want to talk about it,
Speaker 1: I will talk about it. But if not, it's okay.
Speaker 1: But I believe if you ever get rape, you can
Speaker 1: talk to us about I just know, just come back
Speaker 1: to this apartment, just knock on the door. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: learn to be more sympathetic to uh owne hood. Dudes
Speaker 1: will get raped by the grown man. Well, I should
Speaker 1: piggybacking off what we were just talking about with people
Speaker 1: not like the justice system not really handling rape correctly.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been done wrong by the justice system?
Speaker 1: Have I ever been done you know? That's an interesting question,
Speaker 1: and uh it's a question that always comes up because
Speaker 1: I I am one of those people who says I
Speaker 1: have never experienced overt racism. Man, I grew up in
Speaker 1: South Carolina where the Confederate flag used to fly, but
Speaker 1: I've never experienced overt Yeah, I'm sure I've experienced covert racism.
Speaker 1: I'm positive I've had, but nobody's ever kiding me and said,
Speaker 1: get out of here, nigger, you don't belong. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I've never sat Yeah, I've never. It't happen.
Speaker 1: It don't happen eventually, especially in the Trump area, but
Speaker 1: I've never I've never experienced it overtly. So um, I
Speaker 1: always say, like when I used to get pulled over
Speaker 1: by police and stuff, it's because I know I was
Speaker 1: doing some bullshit, you know what I'm saying. I never
Speaker 1: felt like it was in justice, like really, Like I
Speaker 1: remember I remember one time specifically. It was this place
Speaker 1: that we used to sell dope in Mongst Corner called
Speaker 1: Highway six, and I was driving. I used to drive
Speaker 1: this white woman a Caratman my mom minivan and I
Speaker 1: pulled out of the hole as we used to call it,
Speaker 1: the whole, and it was literally like eight of us
Speaker 1: in the van. One of us had a gun, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, a lot of things. So when
Speaker 1: we got pulled over, and I'm not thinking they pulled
Speaker 1: me over because I'm black, They pulled me over because
Speaker 1: I just pulled out of the hole. But no, drugs
Speaker 1: weren't wrong, yes, And they found the gun. My dude,
Speaker 1: who gun it was? He claimed it. They let us
Speaker 1: go about our business. So like when yeah, like more recently,
Speaker 1: um man wax together. We get pulled over in te
Speaker 1: Neck all the time. I used to have this binds
Speaker 1: and have real dark tint. No, no, you know in Jersey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so in Jersey and your Jersey gotta have two license plates,
Speaker 1: one of the back one of the front, like toy
Speaker 1: on the front. So we'd always get pulled over in
Speaker 1: Tea Neck and I'm like, they're just pulling us over
Speaker 1: because we're black. So one day I finally just asked
Speaker 1: the police off something like, yo, man, why do we
Speaker 1: keep getting pulled one? How can they tell you? But
Speaker 1: he was pulling us over because the windows were too dark,
Speaker 1: because there was no license plate in the front. That's
Speaker 1: why they kept pulling us over. He was like, oh,
Speaker 1: y'all driving this car every time you get pulled over?
Speaker 1: I said yes. He was like, well the wind know
Speaker 1: the two dogs. No one ever told you that until then.
Speaker 1: He wasn't thinking about it. You do, you don't. We
Speaker 1: don't getting pulled over like that? We got put up,
Speaker 1: like how many times we got pulled over before that?
Speaker 1: We finally got the cops twice. Maybe it might have
Speaker 1: been like the third time. The third time, I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: what's up man? Yeah? You know. So it's like I
Speaker 1: can't say I've experienced in justice because it's always like
Speaker 1: I guess a quote unquote valid reason. Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: doing some bull What you want me to say? Right, Well,
Speaker 1: that's your experience. That's great. I'm sure I listen. I'm
Speaker 1: and justice exists absolutely. I'm just telling you in my situation,
Speaker 1: it's been justifiable reasons why I've been pulled over. You
Speaker 1: never feel like you've been like approached too aggressively for
Speaker 1: buy a police officer, for like whatever it is you did.
Speaker 1: But you I always get kind of like breaks. I
Speaker 1: remember getting pulled over, like oh ship is shar shark?
Speaker 1: Not all the time. More recently, more recently that's been happening, Well,
Speaker 1: get pulled over and hard shot you know whatever. More
Speaker 1: recently that's been happening to license Charlemagne Lenard, damn it,
Speaker 1: you know, because some of them know me. But like
Speaker 1: I remember getting pulled over in Hackensack, and you've spent
Speaker 1: a lot of time in Weird Jersey, remember Union, That's why. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I got pulled over and they put me in
Speaker 1: handcuffs and and and I was like, yo, you got
Speaker 1: a ticket that you didn't pay. And he was like, um,
Speaker 1: can you pay the ticket tonight? And I'm like yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like sixty It was literally like sixty seven dollars now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he was just paying when you get on, let
Speaker 1: me have the handcuffs, let me go another time we've
Speaker 1: been driving. I remember, man, I had brass knuckles on
Speaker 1: me and a knife the doing it again. Cop was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm keeping The cop was like, look, I'm keeping this, okay, nuts,
Speaker 1: And then then he asked wax. He goes, why you
Speaker 1: got a knife? Look how big I am? He goes nobody.
Speaker 1: He's like, nobody's gonna try to fight me. They're gonna
Speaker 1: pull out a gun, and I can't carry a gun,
Speaker 1: so I gotta have something. You know what the cop did,
Speaker 1: he said, you're right and gave him a knife back.
Speaker 1: So are you not allowed to carry a knife? I
Speaker 1: mean that's certain or something like that. Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So it's like I feel like I've always gotten like
Speaker 1: that's good breaks from police officers, so to speak. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that's good, that's what I mean. That's you ever use
Speaker 1: brass knuckles on person. Yes, I did. Really, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got into a fighter. Feels great. I got into got
Speaker 1: into a fight across from the radio station one timely
Speaker 1: one morning, at one morning, one morning, I was at
Speaker 1: the A T M. And I was getting money at
Speaker 1: the A T M. And as I was leaving out
Speaker 1: the A t M. I mean leaving out the pharmacy,
Speaker 1: A T was in the pharmacy, this guy was at
Speaker 1: the door. And this guy just swung on me, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fun? So I'm thinking they're about
Speaker 1: to jump me because they tried to jump me a
Speaker 1: few months prior. This is the same person. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know people out to get you or yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody sent some people to take a petition to you.
Speaker 1: That makes a man feel special. Why waxes around? This
Speaker 1: is why waxes around now. But this is my wax
Speaker 1: been my homeboy for fifteen sixteen years. You're first guest,
Speaker 1: you're with personal security. So wait, so your friend, so
Speaker 1: you're you put your friend in the face of danger.
Speaker 1: But he likes to fight. Look at I don't see
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like a guy likes to fight. Listen, he
Speaker 1: likes to fight. He likes to while out. He was
Speaker 1: in Miami getting a whole bunch of trouble. He had
Speaker 1: three girls pregnant at one time, got caught up in
Speaker 1: some murder next week murderer, and he didn't. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you listen, you might have did you just say he
Speaker 1: got caught Church? I know, I'm always tripping over murdered Church.
Speaker 1: He had nothing to do with anything. He just was
Speaker 1: around somebody who was like being accomplished exactly. So again
Speaker 1: I'm like, look, your w just come up to Jersey
Speaker 1: and do what we've been doing the past sixteen years.
Speaker 1: You love murderers and Jersey, I really do. But he's
Speaker 1: from Jersey, though, Were we all get out of my
Speaker 1: get out of Miami and come back home. Why are
Speaker 1: people trying to get you? I really don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I go at people on the radio. I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: I was like, if you google yourself, you seem to
Speaker 1: have a lot of beefs, especially with a hip hop artist.
Speaker 1: Absolutely why well yeah, but if you did, it's just
Speaker 1: probably because you disagree with them. And my honest opinion,
Speaker 1: I tell you that your music is why I can
Speaker 1: tell you that you look silly like I give my
Speaker 1: honest opinion at all times, and like, some people don't
Speaker 1: agree with that, so they sent some guys to jump
Speaker 1: me once. That's actually on camera, that's on line. You
Speaker 1: can find it. Like Pete, you like told p did
Speaker 1: he sucked? And he's like, I definitely told you did
Speaker 1: he stucked before he didn't. When he did, he came
Speaker 1: up with this I'm called last Train to Paris, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is shake weight music. Like it
Speaker 1: stuff that you listen to and do the shake away.
Speaker 1: So he got upset. He actually came to the radio
Speaker 1: station and wanted me fired that day, Like he literally
Speaker 1: come in my lobby streaming like I want him how
Speaker 1: long ago? This was two thousand eleven, maybe you might
Speaker 1: have more power than did you have so much more
Speaker 1: power than him? I mean back then. I mean I
Speaker 1: put it like this, my my my, my program directed time,
Speaker 1: Catillac Jack. He held me down because a lot of
Speaker 1: people did. He has been known to get some people fired.
Speaker 1: But my program actor was like, no, I'm not firing
Speaker 1: him for him having an opinion. He the lord jumps it.
Speaker 1: I forgot what he had on he was promoting now
Speaker 1: and that's when he was doing the dirty money thing.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, so yeah, so I beat up a
Speaker 1: guy with black snuggles coming out to the pharma's side,
Speaker 1: and then in the pharmacy. Damn. In the police office
Speaker 1: once again, it was like, because the police were late
Speaker 1: that day because I'm an attack paying citizens. I'm not
Speaker 1: one of these guys that believe in that no snitching thing.
Speaker 1: After I got attacked and beat the dude up, I
Speaker 1: went and called and the police were late that day
Speaker 1: because it was a bomb threat in New York so
Speaker 1: they couldn't get the Tribeca And then when they got there,
Speaker 1: they was watching the tape and they were just like, well,
Speaker 1: I mean, you beat him up, so that's cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: listening to you in the morning, thanks for the helping. Cool. Damn. Wow,
Speaker 1: how is his life kind of more exciting? When someone
Speaker 1: was trying to jump in, I feel like I could
Speaker 1: be turned on all the time. I don't want those
Speaker 1: from I'm always on point anyway. Yeah, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: gott I just feel like I keep my spider since
Speaker 1: it's tingling it all you're I'm it's aware. And then
Speaker 1: it's New York, Like I'm from South Carolina, so in
Speaker 1: my mind, New York is always the place where you'll
Speaker 1: get mugged on thirty fourth Street, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: the guy in the Elmo costume in Times Square might
Speaker 1: pull a gun on you. Like I don't sleep on
Speaker 1: New York about this gentrification ship, Like New York is
Speaker 1: still New York to me, I don't sleep on New York.
Speaker 1: You know. I think I have to remind myself of that,
Speaker 1: because sometimes I gotta say I'm sleeping on you. Yes,
Speaker 1: because New York is all Starbucks now green t Latte, Like, No,
Speaker 1: New York is still fucking New York. Well that's why
Speaker 1: I moved to Harlem, because I was like it was
Speaker 1: just boring. Harlem is still hallowed exactly Brooklyn, but no
Speaker 1: other white people are allowed to move there. Only may
Speaker 1: then the Clinton start that first. Oh yeah, yeah, the
Speaker 1: Clintons are in hardview. Hillary twice very upset Hillary didn't
Speaker 1: become friend. Can you just tell us a little bit
Speaker 1: about what it's like to be with arguably one of
Speaker 1: the most amazing women ever? Hillary is uh, no bias.
Speaker 1: What is it like to meet an angel from heaven
Speaker 1: so just dedicates her life to service. It's it's interesting
Speaker 1: how people she's such a polarizing figure and people have
Speaker 1: a lot of negative things to say about her. And
Speaker 1: I am a good judge of character. I think I'm
Speaker 1: an energy person. I thought she had great energy. Yes,
Speaker 1: and like you know, you know you've been around politicians.
Speaker 1: They bullshit you, they sell you dreams. You can tell
Speaker 1: they're be in fake whatever whatever. Like Hillary off camera,
Speaker 1: even on camera, is like very attentive, like President President's listening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like we've had real conversations. Remember my time. I was
Speaker 1: telling her I wanted my boy but Card to get
Speaker 1: back into politics from car Sellers. He's from South Carolina,
Speaker 1: and she was like, yes, but Card need to get
Speaker 1: back in politics and telling me reasons why he should.
Speaker 1: And then she was like, oh, you're from South Carolina,
Speaker 1: so you know Steve Benjamin. Steve Benjamin is our mayor
Speaker 1: and Columbia. She was like, I can't wait to see
Speaker 1: what his future like. So she's very present in the
Speaker 1: moment listening talking to us. She knows I don't know
Speaker 1: how one human being can know so much. Uh, but
Speaker 1: what are your thoughts on Like she's been accused a
Speaker 1: lot of times of like pandering to the black community.
Speaker 1: I mean I said that to her on our first interview.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that about yea, yeah, because she um,
Speaker 1: we asked her one thing, well, my cos Angela asked
Speaker 1: her was one thing she keeps in her bag but
Speaker 1: she's from said and it was I know it was
Speaker 1: just poor timing because the Beyonce absolutely, but she did
Speaker 1: keep It was an old interview where she talked about
Speaker 1: how she keeps the bath going on her from the
Speaker 1: nineties and she said, because it's good for your immune system.
Speaker 1: So she's basically said the same thing in about she's
Speaker 1: like hot sauce. But at the time and I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: you know it's one of those times or people gonna
Speaker 1: say you pander in the black people, and you know
Speaker 1: what she said, is it working? Yo, y yo. I'm
Speaker 1: not mad at anybody's honesty. Honestly. It was another part
Speaker 1: of the interview. I said to her, Um, she was
Speaker 1: she was a confident having one of our coffee fips.
Speaker 1: I said, sound like you've been hitting that medicinal and
Speaker 1: she was like, I need something. But that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like like she has a certain she at least with us,
Speaker 1: she had a certain level of honestly, but you know,
Speaker 1: people got mad at us because they felt like we
Speaker 1: were throwing softballs at him. My thing was this, I'm
Speaker 1: not Anderson Cooper. You know what I'm saying, I'm not
Speaker 1: Don Lemon. That's the first thing I learned about exactly. So,
Speaker 1: So if I asked, if I ask political questions, do
Speaker 1: you realize that politicians, especially somebody of Hillary Statue has
Speaker 1: a talking point for any political question? You could ask
Speaker 1: her like, what then are you going to bring to
Speaker 1: the table that's so revolutionary that you're gonna catch her? Exactly?
Speaker 1: But guess what, she doesn't know how to answer? Have
Speaker 1: you gotten your fashion inspiration from Steve Harvey? She's forced
Speaker 1: to have to ask that questions. Questions I'm like, are
Speaker 1: you going to pardon Max be and Bobby Smart when
Speaker 1: you get in the White House? Like she she has
Speaker 1: to answer those honestly. Yeah. But she But just as
Speaker 1: much as you bring honestly to the table, it sounds
Speaker 1: like she brings it right back. I think she gives
Speaker 1: back what you give her. Yeah. I'm upset that she
Speaker 1: didn't become president because I thought that would because my
Speaker 1: daughter is eight, Oh she knows Barack Obama. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: how cool would have been a woman like she thinks
Speaker 1: she could do anything, you know, because we need to
Speaker 1: see examples of that. They wasn't gonna let that happen.
Speaker 1: But that was too much of a threat to white
Speaker 1: male authority. It was like, you can't have eight years
Speaker 1: of a black problem. It's just a it's a old
Speaker 1: white men's problem. It's an old blueprint that they're trying
Speaker 1: to keep going out that it's not gonna work in seventeen.
Speaker 1: It's a wrap. It's over, like like pale white male
Speaker 1: is a wrap. Like that's too America's too colorful, it's
Speaker 1: too creative, it's too much. It's too much differences, like
Speaker 1: you can be gay, you can be a woman, you
Speaker 1: can be Muslim, Mexican, like black possibilities. Yeah, pale white
Speaker 1: male thing like we've seen it. Yeah, look blending with
Speaker 1: my Look how stupid it looks now like you watch
Speaker 1: he's not pale, but yeah, but you're watching, you're like,
Speaker 1: this is whack. Yeah. The photographs of him signing the
Speaker 1: executive orders and every dude in the room is that
Speaker 1: white got a fucking gut, come on, fucking belts sticking
Speaker 1: out and I'll played out his white supremacy over. That
Speaker 1: was never that was. That was always weird, but at
Speaker 1: one point it was they were just like, now we've
Speaker 1: got moved on to rape culture. But so what, thank
Speaker 1: god we're in the spotlight now, what do you think
Speaker 1: that what we're black? Men's like like thoughts on Hillary,
Speaker 1: because I think it's just men in general seem to
Speaker 1: not always be too on board with having a woman
Speaker 1: in charge. But you seem very and you don't seem
Speaker 1: like the kind of guy. Seem like the kind of
Speaker 1: guy secure enough to threatened by a successful woman. Women
Speaker 1: have been the CEOs of our life forever. Like you
Speaker 1: asked a guy who different, of course, say his mom,
Speaker 1: like who holds the house? That like grandma and mama,
Speaker 1: and it was okay, but it's okay that she's a
Speaker 1: white woman. I didn't care. I think I just think women. Listen,
Speaker 1: the Women's March think women are better. Listen. The Women's
Speaker 1: March proved that women are better organizers and we're so
Speaker 1: much more organized. And there was there was no violence,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And I like the togetherness
Speaker 1: of it, you know, I mean, it wasn't just so
Speaker 1: you see if it was just a black women's match,
Speaker 1: it was just a Muslims women march even if the
Speaker 1: white ones match. You can dismiss that, you can dismiss
Speaker 1: any women, but when everybody comes together powerful, you gotta
Speaker 1: deal with it. So I just thought, I just think
Speaker 1: women are just better women. Women enhance everything that women
Speaker 1: make a house at home like like women, women make
Speaker 1: everything better? Like who do you run too? When you
Speaker 1: got a problem, either calling your mom, you're gonna call
Speaker 1: your grandma to pray for you, You're going to your wife,
Speaker 1: like women make everything better? Like give it? Why not?
Speaker 1: Why Why couldn't a woman run the United Things of America?
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, Although I did wake up this morning,
Speaker 1: I got my period this morning. I was like me,
Speaker 1: but you know whatever, so we deserved. Donald Trump acts
Speaker 1: like his period is on every minute of the day.
Speaker 1: Doesn't get her period anymore anyway, So that's exactly she's
Speaker 1: seven years old. I think she gets the period no more. Okay,
Speaker 1: But even with a period, I think she'd have a
Speaker 1: better temper than Donald Trump, like period whatever, and she
Speaker 1: like run a marathon and I don't. But that's a
Speaker 1: good question. I really don't know how black men felt.
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of the guys I was around,
Speaker 1: it was kind of mixed. It was mixed. Had guys
Speaker 1: that were all four um. Then I had other guys
Speaker 1: who were like, I just don't want Trump. And then
Speaker 1: I had homeboys that were just like a woman can't
Speaker 1: be in charge because women are too emotional. If I've heard,
Speaker 1: I heard, I heard a special when people present you, Absolutely,
Speaker 1: we used to have hell of debates. It was the
Speaker 1: same thing I said, just not like yeah, your mom,
Speaker 1: your grandma, like they hold the house down. Like a
Speaker 1: man's job is to protect and provide. We got two jobs.
Speaker 1: The women literally do everything up and sometimes protect everything else,
Speaker 1: especially nowadays. We were all the hats, especially nowadays. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: So I feel like you and your wife have a
Speaker 1: really nice, open, honest relationship. Yeah, I talk about that.
Speaker 1: I talked about that in my book as well, Like
Speaker 1: I talked about how you know, I feel like honesty
Speaker 1: is always the best, the best policy. Like I can
Speaker 1: deal with anybody as long as they're being honest with me.
Speaker 1: But I don't. But I don't, like it's a bullshit.
Speaker 1: Don't have me around you, you know, playing with the
Speaker 1: reality of my life because you have me thinking that
Speaker 1: you're somebody that you're not are telling me things that
Speaker 1: aren't really happening. If you're being one hunted with me
Speaker 1: and you're being honest with me, I can deal with you,
Speaker 1: period because otherwise you're wasting your time time I call
Speaker 1: actually call that mind raping somebody. And the reason I
Speaker 1: say it's mind raping even reality raping, because you're not
Speaker 1: giving me a choice, give me a choice. If you're
Speaker 1: being honest with me, you at least you're giving me
Speaker 1: a choice either deal with you or not deal with you.
Speaker 1: So if you get honest with me and I choose
Speaker 1: to deal with you, then I have nobody to blame
Speaker 1: but myself. If things of a go south, I feel
Speaker 1: like junior wife get into fights. I feel like they're
Speaker 1: really productive. We get into healthy conversations. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: it sounds fun, healthy conversations. But I've I've learned that
Speaker 1: you don't, you know, argue with women too much, especially
Speaker 1: when especially when you know you're wrong. I ain't got
Speaker 1: I don't have time when you know you're wrong, or
Speaker 1: its like you causing a lot of trouble, a lot
Speaker 1: but the fire. But then you're like, yeah, like if
Speaker 1: you catch me doing something, I don't got no business doing.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna argue with you about that. I might
Speaker 1: try at first, like that's not true. How you're bugging,
Speaker 1: I didn't do it. What do you have You're lying? Like,
Speaker 1: that's not she's lying, she's lying, it's all bullshit. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. But then you
Speaker 1: know eventually it'll come out. When she pulls out a
Speaker 1: freaking phone records and Texas and ship, You're like, all right,
Speaker 1: got me there. How can we get through this? How
Speaker 1: can we get through this? Um? Your oldest starter was
Speaker 1: eight years old? And are you planning on it? Might
Speaker 1: be a little early, might not pay, but do you
Speaker 1: have anything in mind? Like when she when the topic
Speaker 1: of sex comes up, sex and relationships and day, what
Speaker 1: do you like your mother? You're not gonna talk together,
Speaker 1: talk to your mother, Talk to your mother? Does mom
Speaker 1: have a game plan? Mom's already talking of things like
Speaker 1: like like I'm putting, I'm hugging her, I'm hugging mom
Speaker 1: my wife, I'm affection I'm a cancer, so hugging my
Speaker 1: wife kicks some my wife around the house, and my
Speaker 1: daughter's like, no more babies. Intuitive how does she know that?
Speaker 1: Like my wife's already had a conversation with I mean,
Speaker 1: kids are smart nowadays. Anyway, I'm just a dad. I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear about you, Dick. I know you're
Speaker 1: gonna pick eventually one day. All men, all men have
Speaker 1: to understand that, Yeah, your daughter is going to sub
Speaker 1: dick one day. Don't get fucked some way, shape or
Speaker 1: form happening. What is the truth like that? It's act
Speaker 1: like it's not gonna's ridiculous, Like that's the bush of
Speaker 1: it all? Does every woman in your life is up
Speaker 1: to dick, Your mom, your grandma, your aunt's, your sisters, everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, you've you got brothers and sisters. You here,
Speaker 1: and you think that your dad is you're doing your
Speaker 1: mom dirty? Man? He is? Yeah, come on, man, you
Speaker 1: gotta deal with the reality of life. I like to
Speaker 1: deal with the reality of life. So even be open
Speaker 1: to her first boyfriends, if she is her sexual the
Speaker 1: right word what's the right word? Um, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Break out the breast knuckles, put them on the coffee
Speaker 1: tablet to the house. Well, because what you just said
Speaker 1: was so impressive. That's what I was hoping violence would
Speaker 1: be curbed. I don't know, man, I don't even want
Speaker 1: my daughter to think about feel like all that is
Speaker 1: a distraction. I don't want my daughter to s thought
Speaker 1: even thinking about that kind of ship to college. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean maybe like late Heights qool. Not if you
Speaker 1: keep her mind filled with all the stuff, like, just
Speaker 1: keep her busy, like let's get her a big book
Speaker 1: and cover up any man that's passed on the street.
Speaker 1: My daughter don't have time. No, my daughter is like
Speaker 1: my daughter does a swim class, she does gymnastics, she
Speaker 1: does can't get pregnant when you're busy, exactly. She's reading
Speaker 1: Harry Potter books. She does that on purpose. You're like,
Speaker 1: I'm must sign you up for eight b classes. She's
Speaker 1: cheerleads like she's got she's busy like d and six
Speaker 1: in a week. She's using all of them. Got no
Speaker 1: time for Dick. All making sure that you don't have
Speaker 1: enough time for Dick. That's it. She's only eight now,
Speaker 1: You're gonna have so many skills, but that's it. You
Speaker 1: gotta keep her busy now like his culture. So keep
Speaker 1: her like that now. So when she's eighteen twenties, she
Speaker 1: don't have time. Listen, I know a lot of yesterday
Speaker 1: this week. I don't know when this errand Friday. So
Speaker 1: Tuesday was Valentine's Day, it was I got so many
Speaker 1: successful women friends that have careers, but they're so busy
Speaker 1: in their single Okay, so I'm I want my daughter
Speaker 1: being like that, Well do you want your daughter to
Speaker 1: find love? Though? Um, she got love, you got a daddy.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I don't want to get discussing,
Speaker 1: but there's some thumb things you can't get. I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm with you, but it is something to kind of
Speaker 1: wax follow around with I don't know, but it is
Speaker 1: something to being so busy that you don't have time
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Speaker 1: life and a certain point and then you succeed because
Speaker 1: you've been so bad as you were so hard, but
Speaker 1: then you get the success and you're like, well this
Speaker 1: isn't really fun. Then I don't have anyone Chase, and
Speaker 1: then you get some at thirty seven years old, I'm fine,
Speaker 1: seven's that's go through school, go through college, get your career.
Speaker 1: Then at thirty seven you're like, you know what, I'm fine,
Speaker 1: so generous. If I'm fine with that, it works out
Speaker 1: that way for my daughter's great. Yeah, I'm happy with that. Okay, absolutely.
Speaker 1: How Valentine's Day? I What did I do? I wrote?
Speaker 1: I were working on the project and I just I
Speaker 1: was saying no, no, no, my boyfriend's right now there
Speaker 1: lives in six years apartment. Oh it had sex, Steven
Speaker 1: and I had sex. Oh, yeah, what do you do?
Speaker 1: I went to Um Tom cleat Seo's Restaurants. Oh so
Speaker 1: you had a date. Oh I did? Play boyfriends took
Speaker 1: me there. Yeah. It was my first Valentine's Day in
Speaker 1: like four plus years having a boyfriend. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: today night. I went over to CBS at five in
Speaker 1: the morning on Valentine's because no shitty Valentine's they gift
Speaker 1: I wanted to uh, I wanted to get him like
Speaker 1: I I like rated the Valentine's Dai and I bought
Speaker 1: all these like Teddy Bears and Choks, like shitty chocolate
Speaker 1: that I don't want to eat and I hit it
Speaker 1: all throughout the house because I knew I was going
Speaker 1: to sleep in. So then we woke up. I put
Speaker 1: in the on that black table over there, I put
Speaker 1: one a fuck and I put all these hearts. So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I had I'll show you later, but yeah, it was
Speaker 1: really cute. I kept it like this year, I spent
Speaker 1: sixty seven dollars. That's very exact. What did you do
Speaker 1: with that sixty So my wife likes Hamburgers. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I took it to a black that sounds my wife.
Speaker 1: She likes to wear black tape, black tap. Did page
Speaker 1: make the reservation? No, I asked her about it. I
Speaker 1: love burgers. I wanted to another good spot, black taps
Speaker 1: great spot, and they got these kill of milkshakes, like
Speaker 1: these big shops. Oh I know what you're talking about. Yes, yes, sexter. No,
Speaker 1: we didn't last night, but she had. We had a
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day milkshake. So I just got one milkshake, two
Speaker 1: scross yeah yeah, and then I left and meet me
Speaker 1: and my wife went to a mutual friends. A mutual
Speaker 1: friend was at the nail salon because she's single, so
Speaker 1: her and her home girl was in there. So it
Speaker 1: wasn't such a mixed message that sigship exactly. I went
Speaker 1: in and I was like, so, this is what single
Speaker 1: women do on Valentine's Black guy's going to be your daughter,
Speaker 1: But do you want to get dick until thirty seven?
Speaker 1: She's gonna be the nail salon. But you know what,
Speaker 1: being in the nail salon, that's given yourself time. That's
Speaker 1: doing something nice for yourself. I'm surprised self love didn't
Speaker 1: trend on Twitter. That's all you saw girls saying self love. Well, no,
Speaker 1: if it did trend, I'd be worried. Kind of Okay.
Speaker 1: We had to talk about that with our listener. Don't
Speaker 1: be a sad bitch, be a bad bit. I hate that.
Speaker 1: I just don't like joy killers, Like yeah, because if
Speaker 1: you're so happy single, you don't have to announce it exactly.
Speaker 1: That's yes, not yourb We don't want to see. That's
Speaker 1: why the day, that's why the person posting most about
Speaker 1: their boyfriend or girlfriend is probably the one of the
Speaker 1: worst relationships. Trying to make everybody believe that it's a
Speaker 1: nice thing going on, but really you hate each other.
Speaker 1: I didn't post a picture of me and James like
Speaker 1: kissy face, but I did want to let everyone know
Speaker 1: that he took me the restaurant he did, because I
Speaker 1: know it's cost him a lot of money, so it's
Speaker 1: gonna give him some credit on the internet because that
Speaker 1: was like that was like going on, like fo so
Speaker 1: I really seven, I really appreciate it. That's been dinner.
Speaker 1: That's great because you don't need a fucking I mean,
Speaker 1: a fancy place is nice everyone. So you're one, you
Speaker 1: need a fancy place. If you help, you're right. You're right.
Speaker 1: When six Valentine's Day, you know, when you have raw
Speaker 1: denim jeans and just bought yourself a new wash watch,
Speaker 1: We're going to tom Collegios. That was not even mine,
Speaker 1: That was not mine. I don't know. He loves watches,
Speaker 1: so saco. I think if that one wasn't that expensive,
Speaker 1: but I mean for a comic salary it was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he loves watches. Like one time we just like
Speaker 1: went on like we're walking around and like went to
Speaker 1: like Torna and like like what no, no, no, not
Speaker 1: at all. That's why I was like so bored looking
Speaker 1: at watches. He has expensive taste. I don't. I'm fine.
Speaker 1: I like yeah, yeah, no, I'm a Jew. Please, okay
Speaker 1: me too. I can't say that Jewish Jewish, you can say,
Speaker 1: you can say jew. I mean, I think it's just
Speaker 1: like it's the three letters are fine, but it's not
Speaker 1: like it's the way you said it. Yeah, don't don't
Speaker 1: ever say that I'm not a Jew's the word? Point?
Speaker 1: You told? You told me the word earlier when you connotation, Oh,
Speaker 1: connotation means something. Well, I wish I had an assistant
Speaker 1: to be like, what's that word that I said before?
Speaker 1: What did I say? Connotation? Hold my phone? I want
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Speaker 1: that one of the guys that you fucked. NA like
Speaker 1: that more. My assistant w a girl because I need
Speaker 1: things to get done. Yeah, my manager as a woman,
Speaker 1: my assistant woman. I can't get no one quick. Who
Speaker 1: can a guy assist me with? I don't know, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Just don't but they don't maybe there
Speaker 1: in the brain. Hey, guys are great organize. That is
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Speaker 1: ever hired me in radio was a gay man, absolutely
Speaker 1: how progressive. Name was Hodgi. Yes, he was the first
Speaker 1: person to ever give me a paying job in radio.
Speaker 1: It was in the promotion department. But yeah, and that's
Speaker 1: why you're down with the LGBT community. I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: down with humans. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Every
Speaker 1: I'm not I hate evil people, like, it's not that
Speaker 1: deep with me, Like I don't discriminate against people. I
Speaker 1: don't remember how my little King Jr. Said he wants
Speaker 1: to live in a society or people are judged by
Speaker 1: the content of their character, not the color that skin.
Speaker 1: I just feel like you gotta expound on that now
Speaker 1: and say color skin, sexuality, and the religious belief like
Speaker 1: the gal so, I don't care as long as you're
Speaker 1: a good person, cool, if you're a fun boy, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be around you. Like that's it. It's
Speaker 1: just that easy. I believe in good, I believe in evil.
Speaker 1: I believe in God. I believe in saying. That's it, boy,
Speaker 1: that wasn't the unabridged Martin Luther King. I had a dream.
Speaker 1: I had a dream. He had a dream that good
Speaker 1: people would be together and fun boys would stay on
Speaker 1: their side of the state. Absolutely, And that's how that's
Speaker 1: the exact way you say fun boys. You say, like
Speaker 1: boys a civil war and what's the world connotation? Boy again? Right? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's it, that's the word. That's why you said. You know,
Speaker 1: I feel like that that was a strong There's no
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Speaker 1: to just for laughs. He goes, oh, you should interview
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Speaker 1: really need interview Barack Obama. Oh yeah, I would love to. Yeah. No, doubt. Um,
Speaker 1: And yeah, my book Black Privilege, Opportunity Comes to Those
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Speaker 1: And it's just eight principles that I learned in my
Speaker 1: life because I'm big on like Toltic Wisdom. I love
Speaker 1: like Don Miguel Ruise with the Four Agreements and Fifth
Speaker 1: Agreements and the Mastery, and you know, um, I love
Speaker 1: Robert green you know with the Four Day Problem. I
Speaker 1: love Malcolm Glass, you know, with the outlines and stuff.
Speaker 1: So it's basically my eight principles. And if you whenever
Speaker 1: you read those books like Malcolm Glad books, Robert Greene,
Speaker 1: they always use historical references the backup their principles. I'm
Speaker 1: just using my life lessons, things that have happened in
Speaker 1: my life. So it's not like a memoir, but it
Speaker 1: kind of. But it's what shapes who you are, it's
Speaker 1: what shape who I am to this point. Absolutely, So
Speaker 1: there's eight principles that I've learned in my life that
Speaker 1: I'm sharing with the people, and that will be out April.
Speaker 1: A team and I'm calling it black privilege because, um,
Speaker 1: I feel like we're all born with privilege. You know,
Speaker 1: I think that you know this, This country always likes
Speaker 1: to say white privilege, and it's based off the system
Speaker 1: of whiteness. But I feel like we're all God's children
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, and I feel like
Speaker 1: God blessed us all which certain gifts that we have
Speaker 1: to unlock and and and it helps us attain this
Speaker 1: privilege in our life, whether you're white, whether you're black,
Speaker 1: whether you But what about Asian, Well, that's their problem.
Speaker 1: I mean, but atheists, I mean, I don't know what
Speaker 1: Adians believe. I've never had a conversation. Well, atheists don't
Speaker 1: believe in God. That's their problems. Well they can unlock
Speaker 1: their there's still potential there, and it's still potentially, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I just feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like my privilege is more spiritual than system. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm saying, yeah, that's awesome. And plus it like you know,
Speaker 1: like if you feel like you've got white privilege, cool
Speaker 1: say it. You feel like you got Asian privilege, cool
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Speaker 1: know why yeah, because I'm black. Yeah, so you know,
Speaker 1: I think it's a privilege to be me. You're a
Speaker 1: shar Thank you so much for sitting down, Thank you
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