Speaker 1: The Around the NFL Podcast starting a bunch of nerds
Speaker 1: who never played a eco football. Welcome back to another
Speaker 1: edition of the Around the NFL Podcast. My name is
Speaker 1: Dan Hansis, and I am joined by a room filled
Speaker 1: with heroes, Colleen Fox, Chris Westling, and Greg Rosetal. Well,
Speaker 1: what's up, people, Hey, Dan, I have many names. Connie Fox,
Speaker 1: Colleen Fox, Connie Wolf Fox. It's confusing. That's how I
Speaker 1: got the nickname in the first place. I get it.
Speaker 1: You are you are not even close to the number
Speaker 1: of nicknames at the man to my right has Greg
Speaker 1: rosel Is, the man of a million nicknames. We just
Speaker 1: found out a new one. This is exciting. Are we
Speaker 1: allowed to say? That's up to you guys too? That's
Speaker 1: not a nickname? What are my other nicknames? Though? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of people call you Rosie. Never really have
Speaker 1: I like it. I call your college a lot of
Speaker 1: people pepper spray of course. Um yeah, that's on the
Speaker 1: back of my softball jersey, which right, and I also
Speaker 1: I have shortened that on the field to sixty cents.
Speaker 1: And now we learned this one, this one was courtesy
Speaker 1: of your daughter, I believe, Well, just out with it. Greg, Well,
Speaker 1: you know, if you if you're comfortable, this is another nickname.
Speaker 1: This is terrible. Daddy bubbles, Daddy bubble, Daddy bubbles. How
Speaker 1: does the song go? You're not getting that from me.
Speaker 1: Greg sings a song while shaving Daddy bubbles. I can't
Speaker 1: wait to see your kids, and I'm going to ask
Speaker 1: them how it goes. All the words. I can't wait
Speaker 1: till the next high leverage shield situation. When Gregg's at
Speaker 1: the plate, second and third, two outs down and run
Speaker 1: and the seventh th inning, it was like, it's adorable, Greg. Colleen,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for sitting in for Mark Sessler,
Speaker 1: who is on a jaunt through the Colorado region or
Speaker 1: is it specifically just Denver. I'm I'm ever sure. I've
Speaker 1: only seen texts from Denver. Okay, So Mark's on vacation,
Speaker 1: so he's enjoying some off time. Colleen nice enough to
Speaker 1: join us for the Monday edition of the Around the
Speaker 1: NFL podcast. UM a tremendous show that I'm very excited about.
Speaker 1: We had an extended pre production meeting, one of those
Speaker 1: that just go on forever. We couldn't forgot what we
Speaker 1: wanted to do. It was more like a hangout session.
Speaker 1: It was as well. Colleen was on it at one
Speaker 1: point on the conference call. Conference call could be because
Speaker 1: the first forty minutes of the session didn't did not
Speaker 1: involve the podcast at all. That's true. That happens, which
Speaker 1: does happen from time to time. But finally we did
Speaker 1: come down on a great idea of bringing back a
Speaker 1: game show that not only is it something that we
Speaker 1: all enjoy, I shouldn't say we all, Gregg doesn't really
Speaker 1: like it, which makes it even better. It's on Greg's
Speaker 1: list of things to kill. Yeah, you know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about, The Wheel of Destiny. No one what you
Speaker 1: were talking about. This entire room. I couldn't even remember
Speaker 1: the show or what it was called or what happened
Speaker 1: to it. And I was like, oh, is this some
Speaker 1: game we played, you know, three years ago, two thousand.
Speaker 1: It was three months ago, and no one had any recollection,
Speaker 1: So let's not pretend it with some legendary First of all,
Speaker 1: it was four months ago. The only thing that anybody
Speaker 1: could remember about the game is that Greg hated it.
Speaker 1: And then we went back to remember the structure of
Speaker 1: and Greg made about seven highly critical comments of the
Speaker 1: game while it was going on and now it's back
Speaker 1: and when we're all very excited and you'll like it too,
Speaker 1: I think right deep down. Yeah, now I have to
Speaker 1: play some role that I don't like it yourself that
Speaker 1: won't take care of it, see Daddy Bubbles. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: so we'll play the wheel of destiny. Uh. And before that,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do the news. And I have a big, big, big,
Speaker 1: big announcement to make. And this is this is not
Speaker 1: my original reporting, so it is not going to go
Speaker 1: under the A T and Insider banner, but it is
Speaker 1: breaking news. So let's let's break it up. This is
Speaker 1: the last week on the Around the NFL podcast for
Speaker 1: someone in this room more accurately, someone behind the glass,
Speaker 1: Sidney Carlson. I didn't even know that. No, guys, yeah
Speaker 1: it is. So it's kind of a melancholy type type week.
Speaker 1: Why don't we all go on strike out front. Well,
Speaker 1: it's a good situation for uh, sid a Mount Rushmore
Speaker 1: member who's heading back home. The prodigal daughter is returning
Speaker 1: home to Utah, and we're happy for but that she
Speaker 1: only has the shows this week and then and then
Speaker 1: it's back into the car and off to Utah and
Speaker 1: We're we're sad to see you go, but a a very
Speaker 1: sighted for what comes next. Yeah. Thanks, Uh, I am sad,
Speaker 1: I'm sad to go, excited for you know what's ahead,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna miss you guys a lot. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we we almost could make the Rount Mount
Speaker 1: rushmore just four different pictures of Sydney. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: you can make that case Sydney, or just make her
Speaker 1: crazy Horse or one of those that you remember, like
Speaker 1: the Saddam Hussein's statue that was torn down. What have
Speaker 1: I made? Just a Sydney statue, only we don't tear
Speaker 1: it down. Just a statue. I could have referenced an
Speaker 1: infinite number of statues that haven't been torn down. But yes,
Speaker 1: a Sydney statue. That's what she's been, how important she's
Speaker 1: been to the show. So yeah, we're sad to see
Speaker 1: you go. Said, we've got a couple of shows left
Speaker 1: before your gun, and then we're going to have to
Speaker 1: figure out, Yeah, let's make this week of celebration. It's
Speaker 1: not going to be all focused on railing against the
Speaker 1: Shadowy League figures who totally botched this situation. Instead, we're
Speaker 1: gonna enjoy the time left that we have with you.
Speaker 1: I think that there should be a segment and dedicated
Speaker 1: to her and named after her, just for all of
Speaker 1: her great work. I thought you're gonna say, that's a
Speaker 1: great idea. I thought you're gonna say, dedicating a segment
Speaker 1: to all of the people that that botched. Not keeping
Speaker 1: Sydney in the building anyway, we wouldn't be able to
Speaker 1: air that though. All right, Sydney for one of the
Speaker 1: last times ever, let's do some news. You keep your
Speaker 1: dirty mits off of Colleen wolf That sounds like checks
Speaker 1: Dan Hansens impression. That's exactly what it was. Am I
Speaker 1: totally comfortable with the idea that both Connie Fox and
Speaker 1: John Gonzalez, who John Ronald Gonzalez board Mark twelve is
Speaker 1: an American sports writer, was married NFL media broadcaster College Wolfe. John,
Speaker 1: who was a Pisces, resides in Los Angeles with his
Speaker 1: wife and Jude Dogs, is going on The Damagic Show.
Speaker 1: Am I totally comfortable with it. I'll be honest, No,
Speaker 1: But but you've never invited him on this show. Well,
Speaker 1: it's just it's a it's you know, it's a space
Speaker 1: issue with two people. We usually have his X amount
Speaker 1: of It's like, we could have both of you on,
Speaker 1: but then it's like, okay, one of us to sit
Speaker 1: out a show. I guess the dynamic works nicer for
Speaker 1: we can have John without right. Yeah, I guess we
Speaker 1: could do that. You could. I give you permission to
Speaker 1: do that. Did you have fun on check show? It
Speaker 1: was fun, more fun than when you're on our show.
Speaker 1: This seems like a trap. There's no right answer there.
Speaker 1: Let's do some news by Zimmer has some eye problems.
Speaker 1: He has had some eye problems for UH several months now,
Speaker 1: but the team announced UH a short recovery break coming
Speaker 1: up for Zimmer, who had his eighth eye surgery recently.
Speaker 1: According to the club, this is an issue that first
Speaker 1: cropped up in the back of his right eye in
Speaker 1: late October two thousand and sixteen. He's had multiple corrective
Speaker 1: procedures since. He even missed the game if you recall,
Speaker 1: in December against the Cowboys. And Rick Spielman wrote in
Speaker 1: a statement that Zimmer could be taking will be taking
Speaker 1: time away from the team to dedicate to recovering from
Speaker 1: eye surgery and restoring his health. We all agree Mike's
Speaker 1: health is the priority, and we believe rest and recovery
Speaker 1: are in the best interest for the long term. We
Speaker 1: anticipate by Mike back on the field in a few weeks.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like a pleasant thing, Colleen one eyeball.
Speaker 1: The patch on the eye never a good look kind
Speaker 1: of you know, Let's let's move past this. Mike'sz emmer. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that he would like to do that. Um,
Speaker 1: but I know if everybody out there who's had high issues,
Speaker 1: it's the worst. Everybody's laughing. I'm just expressing this belief
Speaker 1: that this is the lead item of our news. Well,
Speaker 1: you're not happy with it, as you rub your eye.
Speaker 1: I was more, I don't know what west is that.
Speaker 1: I was more laughing patience with Mike's ever. Let's move
Speaker 1: past this. Mike's ever. Yeah, I was more. I was
Speaker 1: more laughing at Dan feeling a need for a hot
Speaker 1: take at the end of it. But I gotta co
Speaker 1: up with something that spice. What are we doing there?
Speaker 1: How did this happen? You could you could have put
Speaker 1: it lower in the news. Well, I think it's not
Speaker 1: gonna back to anything at the team there, and we
Speaker 1: wish him the best of luck. Hopefully this is the
Speaker 1: last surgery you'll have to have on his eye and
Speaker 1: I issues are very annoying, So good luck, Mike Zimmer.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's not much to say, but it is
Speaker 1: eight eye surgeries. That's at you would think that's it's
Speaker 1: getting to a point. You didn't just make a point.
Speaker 1: I already said it was eight. I'm just saying it's
Speaker 1: getting to a point that I don't know and we're off.
Speaker 1: It's a problem. I mean, it's like you're just saying
Speaker 1: you should give up and go with a patch and
Speaker 1: just move forward. I don't know. I feel you feel
Speaker 1: for him, but it's significantly like affecting his life and
Speaker 1: his ability to do his job. Dan, do you have glasses?
Speaker 1: Don't so you you have perfect eyes, perfect vision. Also
Speaker 1: one nicest eyes in my high school. Wow, it was
Speaker 1: a big moment for you, apparently very Mike Zimmer's I
Speaker 1: in a big se monster started. It's really long time ago.
Speaker 1: Time is moving on and let's move on to Darrell Revis,
Speaker 1: who Mike, Yeah, honestly, they'll get well, Mike, that does
Speaker 1: sound unpleasant. Oh that's the worst when they dilate your pupils.
Speaker 1: I know that surgery is much worse than dilating your pupils.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, from a very basic level of
Speaker 1: any eye procedures, they suck. We have really handled this
Speaker 1: with deft class. Darrell Revis does not have to worry
Speaker 1: about a possible suspension UM stemming from his dismissed felony
Speaker 1: assault case. An NFL spokesman confirmed that Revis won't face
Speaker 1: league discipline following UM the incident that occurred in Pittsburgh
Speaker 1: in February kind of a brawl outside a bar late night.
Speaker 1: ESPN first reported this news, and Greg now that this
Speaker 1: is out of the way, I guess this helps his
Speaker 1: value on some level to other teams that they don't
Speaker 1: have to worry about and have the suspension, But you
Speaker 1: still come down on the side of it. Probably isn't
Speaker 1: gonna matter in terms of him getting a job, right, No,
Speaker 1: I don't think he's going to be in the NFL
Speaker 1: the here because he's shown interest in wanting to play again,
Speaker 1: but the NFL teams have not shown any interest in him.
Speaker 1: Rich so many of esp and New York reported today
Speaker 1: there's no market for him because of last year's significant
Speaker 1: decline and whispers about his commitment. Streets are talking out there,
Speaker 1: and I think the only chance he'd have to come
Speaker 1: back in the league is saying, Okay, I'm down to
Speaker 1: compete for a number three cornerback job if that's what
Speaker 1: it takes for a million and a half dollars with
Speaker 1: some incentives, which, as as we've talked about before, wouldn't
Speaker 1: be him playing playing for free, since he's going to
Speaker 1: make six million dollars regardless of whether he plays or not.
Speaker 1: And I think when given those sort of options, I
Speaker 1: think then he'll make the decision that it's not worth it.
Speaker 1: I'm just picturing a he's got a reputation as a mercenary,
Speaker 1: picturing like a cartoon cowboy, a gun for Higher who's
Speaker 1: all slovenly and kind of drunk half the time, and
Speaker 1: he's got a blase attitude about who he knocks off,
Speaker 1: like who who's gonna hire a gun for Higher who's
Speaker 1: got nothing left in the barrel and doesn't really have
Speaker 1: a passion for the gun fighting anymore. That's what I'm saying. So, Uh, Dan,
Speaker 1: didn't you bring this up on our network hit that
Speaker 1: his pride the same thing that might get in the
Speaker 1: way of him. Uh if teams wanted to pay him
Speaker 1: like nothing, his pride. Can he really just walk away
Speaker 1: at this point after having a year he had last year? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the only thing is that last year was an abomination,
Speaker 1: both physically in the way he played, and he reported
Speaker 1: the camp heavier and then played slow and then bailed
Speaker 1: on trying to make tackles and and spoke out to
Speaker 1: the press and said things that did not help the team.
Speaker 1: Everything that I knew as a Jet fan about Darrell
Speaker 1: Reeves did not connect with that guy last year, but
Speaker 1: everything before that, This was a guy that was famous
Speaker 1: for his tape study and how much he prepared and
Speaker 1: how much he cared, and how much pride he had
Speaker 1: in being the best cornerback in the league. If maybe
Speaker 1: he's got the eye of the tiger back, he can
Speaker 1: play better than last year. But he might have just
Speaker 1: screwed himself from having a chance to to redefine his
Speaker 1: legacy in the end because of how bad he was.
Speaker 1: I could see that happening. We should put some sandwiches
Speaker 1: on this. We've got a battle of instincts going on
Speaker 1: between Greg's news watching instincts and Dan's rievaus watching in
Speaker 1: instinct battle instinct off right now, we'll put a sandwich
Speaker 1: on that that he'll play again, that will play this year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he has to play one at least one game in
Speaker 1: the two thousand seventeen season, start or playing playing. Do
Speaker 1: you good with that? I'll do that. I'm good with that.
Speaker 1: I kind of wanted to end the week one. I
Speaker 1: don't want this dragon on because if if he doesn't,
Speaker 1: if he hasn't gotten a job by week one, that
Speaker 1: proves my point. No, I think I disagree, Like because
Speaker 1: I I could see it would be like mid October
Speaker 1: thing like Freeny signed him with the Cardinals or something,
Speaker 1: come and save the day. Yeah. Still, I hope this
Speaker 1: goes better than the sandwich West put on the field
Speaker 1: during the field versus the Calves a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: With me, because I'm getting that sandwich, I'm not too
Speaker 1: happy Bass, you know, Yeah, that was incredibly stupid. Well,
Speaker 1: you've been going through a lot of stuff. Maybe you're
Speaker 1: wearing as focus as you typically are. I was much
Speaker 1: higher on the Wizards than I should have been. A
Speaker 1: game last night too, by the way, let's move on.
Speaker 1: It was a good game, but I turned it off
Speaker 1: at halftime because they were down eighteen and it was like,
Speaker 1: they're going through the motions and and I just thought
Speaker 1: the series is already over. So I've been. It's been
Speaker 1: the worst NBA playoffs, so many blowouts. In fact, the NBA,
Speaker 1: to me, has a major problem with the way these
Speaker 1: rosters are are made and where the teams are so
Speaker 1: top heavy. Now. Uh so I'm kind of down on
Speaker 1: it a little bit. So I said, screw this. I'm
Speaker 1: not wasting more time watching bad playoffs but basketball, and
Speaker 1: I got I got burned. Yeah. Last year, in contrast,
Speaker 1: especially last year's playoffs were so good. They were so
Speaker 1: much fun. Last year. Let's move on. Ryan Fitzpatrick got
Speaker 1: a job that Tampa Bay Buccaneers agreed to turns with
Speaker 1: the veteran quarterback on Friday, a one year deal worth
Speaker 1: three million in bass, allary incentives that could take it
Speaker 1: up to five million, according to rap Sheet. Of course,
Speaker 1: it's probably hard to hit the incentives unless some bad
Speaker 1: things happened to Jameis Winston. I found it interesting at
Speaker 1: the Tampa Bay Times first reported this. I found it
Speaker 1: interesting that Ryan Fitzpatrick is now playing for the same
Speaker 1: base salary that he earned in his first year with
Speaker 1: the Jets, when he was Geno Smith's backup. Uh. So
Speaker 1: much happened in between those two signings, but at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, he's right back where he started
Speaker 1: as a you know, three million dollar year guy, hardcore
Speaker 1: backup quarterback. In this scenario, everything's kind of back where
Speaker 1: it should be and Fits is now a backup towards
Speaker 1: I can't believe there was any controversy about this signing whatsoever,
Speaker 1: considering Ryan Fitzpatrick has been the ideal backup quarterback for
Speaker 1: most of his career. He'll come in throw you in
Speaker 1: or out of a game. But he could be an
Speaker 1: upgrade on Mike Glennon. You don't even You never know,
Speaker 1: but he's been a really good guy who can come
Speaker 1: off your bench and light up a defense. Your Your
Speaker 1: dismiss of Mike Glennon knows no bound. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: he doesn't think he's going to be an upgrade. The
Speaker 1: Bucks who offered Mike Glennon more than double that salary, Well,
Speaker 1: I've seen Mike Glennon and Ryan Fitzpatrick play in the
Speaker 1: last five years, and in no way has Mike Glennon
Speaker 1: played better than Ryan Fitzpatrick. Fitzpatrick is old at this point.
Speaker 1: I think that's part of that's part of the concern
Speaker 1: is that he's not he's not getting better. But to
Speaker 1: your point, Dan, I saw us that about he's made
Speaker 1: right around that amount of money in four of the
Speaker 1: last five years as a just like a backup for
Speaker 1: higher for three million dollars, that that's where he should be.
Speaker 1: And by no means of my giving the Jets any
Speaker 1: credit for how they handled that last year. But the
Speaker 1: one thing they did get right is they ended up
Speaker 1: paying him twelve million last year, which is a lot
Speaker 1: for Ryan Fitzpatrick in retrospect, but they did not at
Speaker 1: least have some type of multi year deal place. They
Speaker 1: were able to get out of it and move on
Speaker 1: after that one year. Yeah, lowest pass A rating in
Speaker 1: the league last year, Right, and Paulin Kaepernick still doesn't
Speaker 1: a job. But wait, before we move on, did you
Speaker 1: know what Ryan Fitzpatrick was doing before he got signed
Speaker 1: by the Bucks. He was teaching a class. Do you
Speaker 1: know what the class was? How to be someone that
Speaker 1: gets identified as going to Harvard? He was teaching a
Speaker 1: rubics cube class. This is on CBS Sports. Yeah, uh huh,
Speaker 1: I guess he's uh who signs up for a little
Speaker 1: excube chords. I have no idea could figure it out right?
Speaker 1: Or what year is this? Like who are you showing
Speaker 1: it to that you're even depressing them? Like when is
Speaker 1: this coming up that you're like, Hey, just finish my
Speaker 1: class and Rubik's Cube check it out. I'm gonna go, Hey,
Speaker 1: Ryan Fitzpatrick, tell me what YouTube could show me for free,
Speaker 1: or common sense would figure out on its own. My brother,
Speaker 1: My brother used to take the stickers off the Rubik's
Speaker 1: Cube and then just like put them in the orders. Uh.
Speaker 1: And finally in the news, Aaron Rodgers um got a
Speaker 1: tweet from some students in uh Iowa High School, students
Speaker 1: who were taught by a woman that was a big
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers fan. So they made a deal. They said, hey, uh,
Speaker 1: if we get a tweet from Aaron Rodgers, will we
Speaker 1: cancel our finals exam? And Aaron Rodgers less than a
Speaker 1: couple of hours later replied and got them out of
Speaker 1: their final. And then the same thing happened with Brett Farve.
Speaker 1: I guess people picking up that Q and he got
Speaker 1: a class excused from finals and it all started. Kobe
Speaker 1: Bryant did the same thing, retweeting a tweet that got
Speaker 1: a class out of the finals, And my question is
Speaker 1: what about the kids? What about the education. I don't
Speaker 1: like this. There's too much. There's too much glorification of
Speaker 1: our superstars. What about just focus on what you gotta focus.
Speaker 1: I didn't try this when I was in college. Twitter
Speaker 1: didn't exist, that's I think. Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: had the same responses Dan did. This is how we
Speaker 1: know we're old because it's that longing that we lost
Speaker 1: out on a chance at a sports literature class. Like,
Speaker 1: you want to take that. That's a valuable thing you
Speaker 1: have here. But you know, when you're eighteen or years
Speaker 1: old or twenty years old, you just want to get
Speaker 1: out of the final. I feel like, yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like though this is the akin to on the last
Speaker 1: day of O. T A S when they're like, you
Speaker 1: guys were so great, uh for the first four practices
Speaker 1: of minicamp that you're getting the whole day off, we're
Speaker 1: going to go skeet shooting. And it's like, at that point,
Speaker 1: you've already rented out the skeet shooting thing weeks in advance.
Speaker 1: There's no it has nothing to do with whether you
Speaker 1: did did a good job or not. If they're letting
Speaker 1: them out of the final for some easily retweet like
Speaker 1: they weren't taking any real final anyways, that's my theory. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: and the sports lip class screams, um kind of upper class,
Speaker 1: upperclassman senior elective course he has to take seriously, and
Speaker 1: it did. I wrote about this on the end around
Speaker 1: the one. The upperclassman elective course that I always remember
Speaker 1: was second semester see your year, which was the same
Speaker 1: year that I won the superlative for Nicest Eyes did
Speaker 1: I mentioned that earlier on the show Hanging On to
Speaker 1: Those Glories. That was high school? Yeah, this was high
Speaker 1: school the second semester. Confusing story. What did I say,
Speaker 1: aren't you Are you talking about college? No, high school.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about okay, why you had electives high school? Yeah,
Speaker 1: senior electives. They do that in like ritzy towns, like
Speaker 1: like Pearl Riverdale or whatever you guys are gonna You
Speaker 1: couldn't choose what courses you took. Yes, I don't really
Speaker 1: remember what I did, not really I took a second
Speaker 1: language instead of a science anyway, but they took like
Speaker 1: a film study course. Yeah, we didn't have that kind
Speaker 1: of thing, and they turned it into because it was
Speaker 1: and our teacher loved the movie Titanic. A study of Titanic.
Speaker 1: Stop that one cost me. That's kind of interesting though. Yes, no,
Speaker 1: Pearl River was doing okay, can afford a film studies teacher? Right?
Speaker 1: It was our English teacher, let's say. I mean the
Speaker 1: woman was teaching like fourteen different classes. But uh, anyway,
Speaker 1: that was what was happening. You got a problem, by
Speaker 1: the way, correct? You didn't You didn't think I was
Speaker 1: going to bring it back to world pro River? That
Speaker 1: one cold town, Well it's a it's a cold town,
Speaker 1: but it's a it's a public school. Like you went
Speaker 1: to a private school and Martha's Vineyard. Everybody knows that
Speaker 1: you fly home, you're going this summer, you're flying home,
Speaker 1: and where are you going with you? I went to
Speaker 1: Minnetak Regional. He's going to go to Martha's Vineyard this summer.
Speaker 1: Do you have ntalk at reds? Those like pig shorts?
Speaker 1: Never been I would. I would like to go to
Speaker 1: see Bill Belichick walking around. Um, that's what's happening in
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Speaker 1: our scent about the individualized offer codes that we're trying
Speaker 1: to get from me Andy's It should be siddeen that.
Speaker 1: I think that's giving shadowy late figures far too much
Speaker 1: credit for caring. Mm hmm. But like, oh, there's they're
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Speaker 1: producer send a message, not the Sydney was fired or anything,
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying, this is a big corporation. Should
Speaker 1: we announce like what maybe maybe the next maybe your
Speaker 1: lash will announce where you're going and everything going on there.
Speaker 1: Nicely done, Greg, Uh, it is time now. Well that
Speaker 1: was a good moment for you. Did nice tease. But
Speaker 1: but like you said, maybe we'll do it though, now
Speaker 1: we're going to do it now the worst part of
Speaker 1: your day because it's back baby. The Wheel of Destiny?
Speaker 1: What is the Wheel of Destiny? Johnson music? The Wheel
Speaker 1: Destiny is a game with three contestants, and I guess
Speaker 1: I should introduce them right now. Contestant number one, Philadelphia,
Speaker 1: PA Zone Connie fox Um, contestant to back after claiming
Speaker 1: a title in the first edition of the game. You
Speaker 1: know who he is, the mailman, Chris Westling, and finally
Speaker 1: the man who wants the game to go away, Greg Rosen.
Speaker 1: This show, you said everyone remembers Chris one. In fact,
Speaker 1: no one in this room remembered who wond or the
Speaker 1: results or the details are coming back. Mark came in third,
Speaker 1: and then in the finals West defeated Greg. That's how
Speaker 1: that's how it went. And now Mark, by virtue of
Speaker 1: coming in last, has been eliminated and relegated. If you will, now,
Speaker 1: Connie Fox and we'll do the same thing the next
Speaker 1: time we play this. I'm really great at games. Just
Speaker 1: say that. I mean, we played Cards against Humanity and
Speaker 1: we all remember how that went. That went extremely the
Speaker 1: cards extremely well. Uh and behind the glass of course
Speaker 1: she is at the Vannah White of this game. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: new money, you can give something. Thank you, Thank you
Speaker 1: so much everyone, and remember that you have to enter Vannah.
Speaker 1: Why all the Vanna doesn't talk, so maybe not a
Speaker 1: good example. But use the broadcast voice because you will
Speaker 1: be in a lot of ways the voice of this game.
Speaker 1: I am the host. What's the voice like? Is it
Speaker 1: like just the voice that you are talking in now,
Speaker 1: or is there civic the female version on some level
Speaker 1: like city. Uh can we hear you? Um say I
Speaker 1: am leaving uh this podcast at the end of the week,
Speaker 1: but say it in a very broadcasting like voice. Okay,
Speaker 1: except that my broadcasting voice is really enthusiastic, and then
Speaker 1: that makes you sound like it's like a joyous occasion.
Speaker 1: You're going to Disneyland. Yeah, I'm going to Disneyland. That
Speaker 1: was perfect? Ye like it? There you go. All right,
Speaker 1: So Sidney the way again. We have categories, uh, spin
Speaker 1: the wheel and everybody gets a turn, but also you
Speaker 1: can jump in and steal and this is round one,
Speaker 1: three rounds, and then the final two contestants the top
Speaker 1: scores one question for the final No one was really
Speaker 1: sure of what the rules were, what the destiny is.
Speaker 1: We really hammered it out though. We got this down. Okay.
Speaker 1: I think that my topics and questions are going to
Speaker 1: go really well. Okay, whether it goes well or not,
Speaker 1: as long as Greg is miserable and I'm enjoying perfect
Speaker 1: let's get it going. And Colleen, as the new challenger here,
Speaker 1: you will go first, So go ahead, give that wheel
Speaker 1: a spin. All right, what do we got, said Colleen?
Speaker 1: You landed on division of labor. You can only watch
Speaker 1: one division for the season. You cannot choose the division
Speaker 1: your favorite team is in. What division do you choose?
Speaker 1: Good question? I like this one sounds like question. I
Speaker 1: will watch the a f C West, the a f
Speaker 1: C West has I want to see what the Chiefs
Speaker 1: do this year. I know the Raiders are going to
Speaker 1: be better, and I think that if I can't watch
Speaker 1: an NFC East division, then that's where I'm going. I
Speaker 1: think the a f C West is probably gonna be
Speaker 1: the best division in football. Anybody want to jump in
Speaker 1: with an attempt to steal at I will. I would,
Speaker 1: but I know my host, so I'll let Greg attempted.
Speaker 1: Very smart, That's why's the chip. Go ahead? You know
Speaker 1: your host? You can't. You can't pitch the Buccaneers and
Speaker 1: Saints to Dan Hansens, But go ahead? Is that what
Speaker 1: you feel? Well, it doesn't hurt. You won't get any
Speaker 1: night yet. Yeah, you don't understand the game either. You
Speaker 1: know you can't lose points by trying to steal. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go for the NFC South because this NFL
Speaker 1: we we love to watch is all about quarterbacks. It's
Speaker 1: all about scoring points, and you're not gonna find a
Speaker 1: better four pack of quarterbacks that will entertain you even
Speaker 1: in a bad, you know, week of games. Then Jamis Winston,
Speaker 1: Drew Brees, Cam Newton, and Matt Ryan. That's the division
Speaker 1: to watch. Derek Carr, it's gonna be. They're gonna be
Speaker 1: scoring a lot of points. We'll see what happens with
Speaker 1: Alex Smith. He's gonna like have a chip on his
Speaker 1: shoulder now that there's another quarterback in town. I don't
Speaker 1: think mentioning Alex Smith. But also the you know the
Speaker 1: fact that beast modes of all. I'm gonna say to
Speaker 1: the West, Yeah, the Colleen does get the points there
Speaker 1: two point two points for Colleen and she's right on
Speaker 1: the board. So feeling good about that, West, spend the wheel.
Speaker 1: Let's do it West. You landed on super big decision.
Speaker 1: Due to the rain in Los Angeles, the NFL will
Speaker 1: be forced to move the location of Super Bowl. Uh,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. You get to decide where the
Speaker 1: game is played where to m hmmm, we're going to
Speaker 1: New Orleans. We're going to New Orleans. Greg is right,
Speaker 1: it should be New Orleans every year. I have never
Speaker 1: been to New Orleans, which is the most unique American
Speaker 1: city and should be one of our most cherished American cities.
Speaker 1: It's all about having a good time. Throw them some
Speaker 1: spice into your life. The food, the scenery, everybody's on balcony,
Speaker 1: everybody's in a great mood. The revelry. Yeah, we're going
Speaker 1: to New Orleans. Nobody jumping on this. That's the correct answer.
Speaker 1: That's the only answer here, Greg, what are you saying?
Speaker 1: This is your You've been pounding the table this forever
Speaker 1: for well, for once, I have factual information that you
Speaker 1: would think the host would be aware of or at least,
Speaker 1: you know, be open to listening to. The Superdome is
Speaker 1: booked in. They've already kind of looked into it with
Speaker 1: different events or whatever year it is, So the super
Speaker 1: Bowl cannot be played? What is the event is bigger
Speaker 1: than I don't know, some rodeo. I read a monster
Speaker 1: truck rally that week. I saw it on I saw
Speaker 1: it on Saints Twitter, you know, from the New Orleans
Speaker 1: Times picking and people were asking that in New Orleans,
Speaker 1: hey could we get the super Bowl now that year?
Speaker 1: And it turns out it's not. Greg monitoring all New Orleans,
Speaker 1: I would like to know what is the event that's
Speaker 1: that they wouldn't possibly consider dumping because the biggest game
Speaker 1: in the world is being played. I mean, when you
Speaker 1: make a commitment, whatever it is, whatever it is, I
Speaker 1: guess stenuating circumstances. Yeah, there's honestly no other place that
Speaker 1: would be better. And I get it super Bowl forty
Speaker 1: seven with the blackout, and it's pretty clear now the
Speaker 1: NFL has moved to a different model where they're rewarding
Speaker 1: franchises with new stadiums, or or are upset or we're
Speaker 1: kind of spooked by what happened in New Orleans last
Speaker 1: time the Super Dome. But this idea that we can
Speaker 1: go a decade or so without maybe more, it's just
Speaker 1: not right. Yeah, don't get me wrong, it's absolutely insane.
Speaker 1: Super the New Orleans should host the Super Bowl by
Speaker 1: rule every four or five years, but the NFL blew
Speaker 1: it already. Well, so I would say throw it, you know,
Speaker 1: throw it in Miami, just do it a couple of times.
Speaker 1: I'm taking those two points regardless, Greg, those you get,
Speaker 1: you can stay with the points. I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: like the idea that this is a game that had
Speaker 1: nothing to do with reality, or like like the NFL.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at you, that guy in the front, like
Speaker 1: the NFL one Greece. A few poems and make that
Speaker 1: other event go away. Come on, alright, Greg, you seem
Speaker 1: to be splintering here a little bit. But give it
Speaker 1: a shot. All right, let's go. It cannot be and
Speaker 1: I'm that bigger than super Bowl. Tell the circus they
Speaker 1: got a rebook. They're done now, Greg, you have landed
Speaker 1: on standing. Who's post playing career last the longest? Tony
Speaker 1: Romo as a broadcaster, Jake Cutler as a broadcaster, or
Speaker 1: Rob Gronkowski as a pro wrastler. Which one lasts the longest?
Speaker 1: So so it's the total amount of time that they
Speaker 1: have they have that job, not necessarily like the years
Speaker 1: out because Gronks won't even start that job first. It's
Speaker 1: who's the last man standing? Is the title of the question.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go with Tony Romo. I think
Speaker 1: Jay Cutler uh either won't be great or we'll get
Speaker 1: bored of the job after a while. That it's really
Speaker 1: not gonna He doesn't need the money. You know, he
Speaker 1: loves football, but he'll get kind of maybe he doesn't
Speaker 1: love it as much as everyone else, and it just
Speaker 1: won't intellectually stimulate him. He's gotta go do some other
Speaker 1: different things. Rob Gronkowski can't stay healthy playing football. I
Speaker 1: don't really see a reason why other than you know,
Speaker 1: you can take more drugs before you wrestle. Why he's
Speaker 1: gonna be so much healthier as the wrestler. So I
Speaker 1: don't think that lasts too long, Tony Romo is the answer. Plus,
Speaker 1: the average life expectancy of a pro wrestler is like what,
Speaker 1: they don't last too long, Greg, That is the correct answer.
Speaker 1: Oh and by oh, you think that I'm somehow gonna
Speaker 1: try to like tank your game, I'm not, because as
Speaker 1: the host and judge, I am being completely fair. I
Speaker 1: do think you'll do That's that's the whole point of
Speaker 1: the game. That's the whole Let me tell you something
Speaker 1: angry and miserable that is not I like it, all right,
Speaker 1: That's that's not how I roll, Greg. I'm here for
Speaker 1: a fair game. That's my role here as the host
Speaker 1: and the judge. Round two point value guys doubles. But
Speaker 1: just so you know, through round one two is all around,
Speaker 1: three way tie, three way tie, all right, Connie you're
Speaker 1: up my spins, masculine powerful spin. Thank you, Colleen, you
Speaker 1: have landed on race to Labor Day? What lasts longer?
Speaker 1: The absurd male romper fad or Cam Newton's shoulder rehab. Oh,
Speaker 1: Cam's shoulder rehab for sure? I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: feel like, with especially with shoulders, there's can be so
Speaker 1: many setbacks, and with him, I just don't see it
Speaker 1: being something that gets fixed right away and he's back
Speaker 1: and he's he's back to his old self and gets
Speaker 1: through everything fine. This feels like something that could drag
Speaker 1: on and something that will talk about a lot on
Speaker 1: this podcast. Everybody want to steal. Yes, West shoulders are fixable.
Speaker 1: Bad taste is not. But will you will see? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the rom fat the robber fats over. You know it's
Speaker 1: been killed. It's like Monday the twenty second. People have
Speaker 1: moved past it. Good Morning Football did a segment. It's over.
Speaker 1: Is that the fun? I'm just saying, like everyone's done
Speaker 1: there the romper bits. Now we're gonna go back to
Speaker 1: not talking about him and no one's gonna buy him.
Speaker 1: What are you Colleen's attorney? It was good. I liked it.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, I don't know. I'm just throwing you know
Speaker 1: how the game works. The points go to Conny, has
Speaker 1: Connie coming to play? That's four points West Europe. All right,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Straker filled out that rom for pretty nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was kind of Oh, you're right right, you look great.
Speaker 1: Choose your own adventure. You can go back to two
Speaker 1: thousand and six and inhabit the life of Jake Cutler
Speaker 1: or Reggie Bush for the next decade. Who do you choose?
Speaker 1: Reggie Bush? In the news, he told Andrew Siciliano today
Speaker 1: on Up to the Minute Live that he still wants
Speaker 1: to play two members of the two thousand six draft
Speaker 1: class here. This is This is a really tough question.
Speaker 1: It's a little random. Jay got into two questions talk
Speaker 1: us through wi is. It's such a tough question because
Speaker 1: knowing you, you you've never you don't know who made
Speaker 1: the question. Knowing Dan, he's never mentioned Reggie Bush's name
Speaker 1: without a derisive comment and not not like insulting him,
Speaker 1: just the really derisive comment about being proud about it.
Speaker 1: That thousand yards stuff did get out my radar a
Speaker 1: little bit. But you know, he also had a very
Speaker 1: disappointing career compared to the expectations that he entered league.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Plus I kind of don't like that
Speaker 1: Reggie Bush didn't stick up for himself more when the
Speaker 1: n C double A took his stuff away from him,
Speaker 1: Like who gives a crap? N C double A like
Speaker 1: go stick it? M interest. So I don't know that,
Speaker 1: but J. J. Cutler is one of the most unlikable
Speaker 1: human beings on the pod. You know what I'll do.
Speaker 1: I'll take Cutler's last ten years. He made a lot
Speaker 1: more money. And um, I'm not usually a money first,
Speaker 1: money's everything kind of guy. But in this situation, a
Speaker 1: choice of two kind of mediocre options, I'll take. I'll
Speaker 1: take the money mediocre options. Anybody want to steal, I'll
Speaker 1: try to steal here. I mean Reggie Bush has a ring.
Speaker 1: I think that counts. Reggie Bush has if you're talking money,
Speaker 1: must have gotten a lot of endorsement money right off
Speaker 1: the bat. So he had some money, I mean, had
Speaker 1: some big time. He was about his hyped coming into
Speaker 1: league as anyone and um it said life. So it's
Speaker 1: the entire life and this could this could actually get
Speaker 1: me eliminated considering the judge is day. But I think
Speaker 1: if we're talking about the different paramores that these two
Speaker 1: gentlemen have, you know, the Reggie Bush one is interesting.
Speaker 1: Reggie Busch seems like he's a happier person in general. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's a good. That's a good, that's a good call.
Speaker 1: Seems like it, but he's not. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't quite understand the paramore angle that. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: it got myself into trouble k Kardashian versus Chase because
Speaker 1: for Dan, that's that's going, that's going the other way.
Speaker 1: I still don't know. I'm a happily married man. I
Speaker 1: don't have any opinion on that, but I will say
Speaker 1: that Reggie Bush, Reggie Bush is the right answer. Yeah, Reggie.
Speaker 1: Reggie Bush. By the way, he's been a little bit
Speaker 1: of a disappointment in the NFL, but he is a
Speaker 1: legendary college star. He owns Southern California. He's made a
Speaker 1: lot of money. And Jay Cutler is kind of a
Speaker 1: punch line, which I think he struggles with a little bit.
Speaker 1: Reggie Bush. I just feel like is and Bush a
Speaker 1: good looking guy too, so she got the looks for
Speaker 1: really seems like he would be more fun to hang
Speaker 1: out with than j color. All right, West, that's one
Speaker 1: point point values excuse me, point values double in round two,
Speaker 1: So Greg gets two points there. Connie, oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: is six. West stuck at two and needs hold. Greg
Speaker 1: and Connie both get points for that one. No she
Speaker 1: got in the first round. She got a first round
Speaker 1: question or second round question, because these are worth four
Speaker 1: yes doubles. And this is the part of the show
Speaker 1: where Dan makes it look like I'm going to win,
Speaker 1: and then at the last minute it turns out we
Speaker 1: should be checking Dan's math. Absolutely check my math. But
Speaker 1: right now, with about to do the final question of
Speaker 1: round two, I have it. This is like the laugh Olympics.
Speaker 1: Did you ever watch that the really rotten bad Guy?
Speaker 1: Six for Colleen, four for Greg and two for West.
Speaker 1: And now Greg's time. It's been the wheel lose a turn.
Speaker 1: The only the only thing that anyone could remember from
Speaker 1: this show last time around was that I was the
Speaker 1: one that lost. It's actually Mark. It's interesting Mark lost
Speaker 1: the time. Randomness is funny, Greg, That's that's amazing. That's
Speaker 1: how it worked out. Bad luck. But as Sydney as
Speaker 1: you could vouch, that was totally done at random. Everything's
Speaker 1: random all you know. This is a fair game. This
Speaker 1: is a square house. No agendas here. So that's how
Speaker 1: we're standing going into the third onto the dark side
Speaker 1: right before she's on her way out. The third and
Speaker 1: final round point values stay the same. Uh, and Colleen,
Speaker 1: you are the leader right now. In fact, you could
Speaker 1: punch your tickets to the final if you get this
Speaker 1: question right. Let the wheel spin Greg and West very
Speaker 1: tight for that second spot in the finals. Here we go.
Speaker 1: It could be another loser turn. You never know, Colleen.
Speaker 1: NFL Honors, you are chosen to co host the NFL's
Speaker 1: annual awards show with an NFL player of your choosing.
Speaker 1: Who do you pick? Man question? This is really hard,
Speaker 1: I know. Okay. Uh, Well, it wouldn't be Pat McAfee
Speaker 1: because he would steal the show and he's not an
Speaker 1: NFL player anymore. Okay, um, okay. I think I would
Speaker 1: go with Aaron Rodgers because he can be sneaky, funny.
Speaker 1: I know that we've seen I think a side of
Speaker 1: him where some of the things he says and does
Speaker 1: comes off the wrong way if you're not a Packers fan.
Speaker 1: But I think that he would be a fun person
Speaker 1: to do Honors with Aaron Rodgers co hosting with Connie Fox.
Speaker 1: Of the Honors, I like, plus I could shine and
Speaker 1: you can shine. You get your shine up? Anybody want
Speaker 1: to jump been with a steal my My head went
Speaker 1: to Wade Phillips. I'm not about to if that would
Speaker 1: be awesome. Who's gonna be the funniest guy. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be Wade Phillips. So in this situation, would it be
Speaker 1: Chris Wesley and Wade Phillips. Yeah, interesting team. I mean,
Speaker 1: like Waldorf and Statler up there, who watch the ratings
Speaker 1: pouring love. I'm gonna steal and and I like the
Speaker 1: I think Colleen had a great answer, but I like
Speaker 1: the way she's thinking. I'm gonna go with the biggest
Speaker 1: star wattage possible, and that's Tom Brady to get the
Speaker 1: most eyeballs on this so that I can shine and
Speaker 1: that I can maybe look good, so that can maybe
Speaker 1: look good in comparison, because Tom Tom's getting better at
Speaker 1: the commercials and everything. But you don't want, you know,
Speaker 1: you don't. You don't necessarily want a host that's way
Speaker 1: better and funnier than you are. You saying that Aaron
Speaker 1: Rodgers would be way better. And he's pretty funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's kind of No, not necessarily, but I think he
Speaker 1: I think he'd be good at the job. I think
Speaker 1: he's he's kind I think he would be interesting that
Speaker 1: you would pick Tom Brady just knowing your audience here
Speaker 1: and the judge. Yeah, and I think you know, Tom
Speaker 1: Brady to me is way too robotic and it would
Speaker 1: be probably you would do a professional job, but would
Speaker 1: it be a likable fun show? Nothing off the coughs.
Speaker 1: I think that Aaron Rodgers with that kind of sly
Speaker 1: understated sense of humor, great pick. I got it. And
Speaker 1: you know he's a legendary athlete, football player in his
Speaker 1: own right. Uh. And I think that's the right answer.
Speaker 1: Who would you pick Dan? If you're not getting an answer,
Speaker 1: who would you throw in the mix? Cam would have
Speaker 1: been a good answer. O. Cam would be good. Cam
Speaker 1: would be very good. Well, West, you don't think so?
Speaker 1: He's a preening schmo, everything scripted, that's perfect for an
Speaker 1: award show whatever, he's a robot. I would go with
Speaker 1: Christian Hackenbury. Personally, he's gotta figure, he's gotta figure his
Speaker 1: career options if this doesn't work out this year and
Speaker 1: give a shot I would make I would remove myself
Speaker 1: would be Christian Hackenberger at Hackenburg and Roberto Oguayo. The
Speaker 1: two of them are um. All right, Colleen, you're going
Speaker 1: to the finals. Congratulations. Unless I got the math wrong,
Speaker 1: but I think I think you're up to now ten points.
Speaker 1: Let's face it, the other guys aren't going to catch you. There,
Speaker 1: soted West. This is big spin that wheel because if
Speaker 1: you don't get this, if you don't get this right,
Speaker 1: let's do it. You're in trouble. Here we go spind
Speaker 1: the wheel. You're still Let me just say, I'll set
Speaker 1: the table here. Greg has a two point lead on West.
Speaker 1: Even if West doesn't get this right, he could catch
Speaker 1: Greg on a a jump in. As long as Greg doesn't,
Speaker 1: you should have you should take away points too. If
Speaker 1: you don't like someone's answer, No, that's not fair. But West,
Speaker 1: destiny is still in your hands if you can get
Speaker 1: this right. All right, West, do as I say. You
Speaker 1: have the chance to give any coach or GM in
Speaker 1: the league one directive that they must follow implicitly. Who
Speaker 1: will you command and what will you say? Whoa coach,
Speaker 1: coach or GM? Are we gonna need the Jeopardy, uh ticking.
Speaker 1: This is a no way affiliated with Jeopardy, Wheel of
Speaker 1: Fortune around the horn. So any of you, if you're
Speaker 1: looking a lawyer up, this is a completely original game.
Speaker 1: One bit of advice West that you can give out.
Speaker 1: Can I give advice to whoever came up with this question? Instead? No,
Speaker 1: you cannot come up with a much better question. It
Speaker 1: doesn't make time to think that's stuff. That's stuff. Better
Speaker 1: hope they didn't ask that question. Yeah, you better. You
Speaker 1: better be worried that that that the alright host of
Speaker 1: the game didn't come up with this. My one directive
Speaker 1: would be, Mike Zimmer, fix your eye. Oh god less
Speaker 1: imploding in a big spot here. Look, compared to how
Speaker 1: you handled the new spot on this, I thought they'd
Speaker 1: be right up your alley. Isn't that what you basically?
Speaker 1: So let's get over this, Mike Zimmer. Anybody want to
Speaker 1: jump in on that one? Anybody want to jump in?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's the wrong answer. That is the wrong answer.
Speaker 1: I meant, Mike Zimmer, let's I hope we fix your
Speaker 1: eye for you. I mean we you know that that
Speaker 1: is not really what the nature of the question was.
Speaker 1: That's all. Well, The nature of the question was crazy, perfect, perfect,
Speaker 1: what I would do? I wanted to jump in, but
Speaker 1: somehow it just felt like Wes had ended that part
Speaker 1: of the ship there. I had to just move on. Uh.
Speaker 1: Perfect example, Hugh Jackson. I would tell Hugh Jackson, do
Speaker 1: not even entertain making brack as Wilder a starter or
Speaker 1: putting him in this competition. That's what I would spend magadoo,
Speaker 1: shave your mustache, get a different haircut. Maybe that's another
Speaker 1: directive that's more about his personal appearance. Alright, Greg, you
Speaker 1: know the rules. Now all you gotta do if you
Speaker 1: got you control your destiny. You get this right. You're
Speaker 1: into the finals with Colleen's spin that wheel, and I
Speaker 1: don't think you can get hit with a double West
Speaker 1: with like a late period when West his toaster meltdown
Speaker 1: there and people are shots. Look, that was a really
Speaker 1: hard question. It's if I should have jumped in, h
Speaker 1: what's her? Greg? Stick to sports. If you had to
Speaker 1: choose one NFL player as your next door neighbor for
Speaker 1: the rest of your life, who would it be? One
Speaker 1: NFL player that's way next door neighbor. I feel like
Speaker 1: I answered Malcolm Butler for all these questions. He's just
Speaker 1: an agreeable, an agreeable guy. It's tough. It's especially if
Speaker 1: you live in a neighborhood where the houses are close.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're sharing offense. Do you have an issue with
Speaker 1: your neighbor? You know, but we're in a building and
Speaker 1: we and our dogs aren't really friendly, so that's causing
Speaker 1: an issue. Have you have you worked things out with
Speaker 1: what's his name? With Bruce our names? We haven't heard
Speaker 1: from him. He hasn't called the cops on us lately.
Speaker 1: So people also really loved your story about your parents
Speaker 1: sending the pennies. Oh, that's all. My parents are in
Speaker 1: town right now, and then they've continued to give me
Speaker 1: more details about that. It's great, alright, Greg, you've had
Speaker 1: some time to think it over. This is a tough one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, Jamis Winston, I would like to have
Speaker 1: as my next door neighbor. Number one means I'm in
Speaker 1: a nice neighborhood. I mean, this could be true for
Speaker 1: a lot of NFL players, but making a lot of cash.
Speaker 1: I feel like once he's done, I mean we're even
Speaker 1: right now, but once he's done with the NFL, but
Speaker 1: even right now, like he's a motivational guy. Like, if
Speaker 1: I'm struggling, I'm kind of like walking down the street
Speaker 1: with a hangdog expression. Jamis is gonna come by and
Speaker 1: pick me up. He's gonna he's gonna kind of give
Speaker 1: me a little bit of a pep talk. That's sure.
Speaker 1: If it's Jamis Winston, I'm buying what he's selling. He's
Speaker 1: very passionate. We've seen in the videos. He seems like
Speaker 1: he would want to make friends with his neighbors, you know,
Speaker 1: especially if you're cooking crab legs. That that's that was
Speaker 1: another thing I was trying to trying to think of
Speaker 1: who would be a good cook of NFL players. I
Speaker 1: don't really know of any off the top of my head.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he's into crab legs. That's a positive. Al Right, West,
Speaker 1: you have a I want to try to steal here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, with Vince Wilfork. He's gonna have the ribs there,
Speaker 1: he's gonna he's gonna entertain you, but definitely dancing while
Speaker 1: he's smoking the ribs. You know, you're gonna have all
Speaker 1: kinds of barbecue's. I mean, we've got to give that
Speaker 1: to West West with the with the steel and you
Speaker 1: know what, that means we have a tie. Would you
Speaker 1: let Vince Wilfork use the big green Egg? Oh? Absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'd love to see him do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would. I would like to have a thing where
Speaker 1: I use Vince's like rib truck that he is. He's
Speaker 1: got a he's got a better set up than I do.
Speaker 1: I mean, because he's obviously a multimillionaire. That green egg,
Speaker 1: he might he might convert to the green Egg if
Speaker 1: he uses it. That a neighbor, So there we got
Speaker 1: the best neighbor around. That's uh Connie Fox and yeah,
Speaker 1: this other guy that she lives with the score after
Speaker 1: three rounds Colleen ten and West and Greg both for
Speaker 1: do you know what that means? Everyone's going to the
Speaker 1: finals because we could have a tiebreaker to get to
Speaker 1: the final. I just you know what, let's go to
Speaker 1: the finals and uh you know what this means? Wow? What?
Speaker 1: What an incredible moment? What an incredible moment here? Because uh,
Speaker 1: this is where ten points? What? Wow? Are you just
Speaker 1: did you speak that? Well? You guys suck so bad
Speaker 1: that none of the game mattered. You planned all of
Speaker 1: this right, Well, I thought you guys would be within
Speaker 1: five points of college and everything we just did is meaning.
Speaker 1: I think it's telling of the topics and the questions.
Speaker 1: Good God, I feel properly chastened. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: This is the final round. That's what it's all about. Folks,
Speaker 1: Am I up? Who's up? Nobody knows? Colleen as the leader,
Speaker 1: you get to answer, all right? All right, Colleen, food
Speaker 1: is my paramore. You have to gain a sizeable amount
Speaker 1: of weight in a very short period of time to
Speaker 1: collect a bonus in your contract. What is your food
Speaker 1: of choice? So it's like the inverse of Eddie Lazy. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like we West, you know, it
Speaker 1: was like a fantasy for West just being able to
Speaker 1: I mean, after hearing all of this barbecue talk, I
Speaker 1: think I would have to go with smoked brisket, lots
Speaker 1: just barbecue in general, and milkshakes. If I had to
Speaker 1: gain a lot of weight in a little bit of time,
Speaker 1: that's what I would go with. Oh my god, and
Speaker 1: it would be the most delicious time of my life.
Speaker 1: This is the final question we chose, huh. I mean
Speaker 1: we could do a double bonus around if you so choose.
Speaker 1: Just thinking we should have hit Colleen lasts for suspense reasons.
Speaker 1: She gets, Wait, we can try to go steal this, right,
Speaker 1: you can try to steal it. It's time for steel,
Speaker 1: all right. I'm gonna try to steal with with garlic
Speaker 1: bread because I feel like you could just eat bread.
Speaker 1: I could eat bread. This is okay, we'll hear them
Speaker 1: mount here. You can eat bread. I could eat it forever.
Speaker 1: And there's really not much more. If you want to
Speaker 1: like gain weight, just eat bread NonStop. How do you
Speaker 1: make your garlic bread? I don't make it, Okay, The
Speaker 1: secret ingredient is papperrika, pepperka paprika. Yeah, eat garlic bread, alright, West,
Speaker 1: I don't think I can top barbecue and milkshakes. That's
Speaker 1: pretty much just what the doctor ordered for gaining weight
Speaker 1: and tasting. Alright, Philadelphia cheese steaks. I've never passed up
Speaker 1: a Philip cheese steaks in my life. It's a philosopher.
Speaker 1: That's a great one. Um. The correct answer, I don't
Speaker 1: know pizza and that's it. Colleen wins. You're the champion
Speaker 1: of We'll have Destiny. Wait, we got questions? Oh no,
Speaker 1: we don't. What do I win? What do you win?
Speaker 1: You win a pair of Greg's used to me and
Speaker 1: these that from yes somebody else, I will let the audience.
Speaker 1: Am I allowed to share this little nugget of what's
Speaker 1: going on behind the scenes of the podcast. It's one
Speaker 1: of the stranger developments that we all got by Andy's
Speaker 1: as part of the sponsorship. Greg war has once and decided,
Speaker 1: you know what, I have my own ondies are gonna go.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not gonna use these anymore. Not that there's
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with me on these great products, just like
Speaker 1: Derek Carr is a great quarterback. Um so then it's
Speaker 1: even better, perfect better. So anyway, Greg says I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get rid of these. West steps in and says, hey,
Speaker 1: my paramore she wants in on those. So the West
Speaker 1: didn't step in, or the paramore stepped in said I
Speaker 1: want I want in on those. So Greg said, okay,
Speaker 1: in hand over a pair of pre owned Andy's means
Speaker 1: to West's paramore. We're in San Francisco. The paramore and
Speaker 1: I sailing over to Sausolino Island when I tell her
Speaker 1: that Greg's throwing his me and he's giving him the
Speaker 1: good will, and she said she immediately took out her
Speaker 1: phone texted Greg and said, hey, I want your me.
Speaker 1: That's somebody who really likes me. Andy's means must be awesome.
Speaker 1: I gotta try him, just like Derek Carr did it?
Speaker 1: Did it? Um? All right, there you go, so calling
Speaker 1: you're the champ. Gratulations that might be the last edition
Speaker 1: of of the game, so you might be the champion,
Speaker 1: reigning champ, then the forever champion. We will be back
Speaker 1: either onesday or Thursday. We're not sure yet with our
Speaker 1: second show of the week. And um, thank you for
Speaker 1: everyone to everyone, and Connie, you're gonna join us again? Sure?
Speaker 1: Is that? Is that an official invite? You know what?
Speaker 1: Should we make things official? It's official Connie coming back
Speaker 1: another show this week, so everybody, uh, make sure you
Speaker 1: tune in and check out the subreddit. Don't forget around
Speaker 1: the NFL. We did go over five thousand. That is
Speaker 1: on our radar in the coming weeks as we figure
Speaker 1: out how to choose the winner and what to give them.
Speaker 1: Maybe some more used underwear. I don't know. I thought
Speaker 1: Assessler was just going to call their phone five thousand
Speaker 1: times over a year. Did we do this? Don't look
Speaker 1: a much better gift? Maybe that's all that's Maybe we'll
Speaker 1: set on ultimately. But yeah, sign up for the subredd
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Speaker 1: in the glass h. Whenever I was in need, we
Speaker 1: gotta do it together. I don't know what the words
Speaker 1: were there. Why did it have to? And this is terrible,
Speaker 1: This is really awful. I hate singing and I always
Speaker 1: end up singing in here, always