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Speaker 1: happy belated International Wine Day to all the wine. I
Speaker 1: was on Instagram and someone said, today's international. It's Thursday.
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Speaker 1: And I just thought of all the guys who fans
Speaker 1: a level they do love wine. There's usually like a
Speaker 1: white wine shortage in any venue that we're playing. I
Speaker 1: always wore in the Bartenders. I was like, just open
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Speaker 1: remember we did it was you and I both did
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Speaker 1: with Bartenders. Somebody was like, oh my god, these like
Speaker 1: a group of really hot chicks just like walked and
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Speaker 1: are fans. We just have the hottest fans that drink
Speaker 1: the most wine. That's pretty cool. That's the main thing.
Speaker 1: Oh man, we were in Vegas. We all, yeah, that
Speaker 1: got that's right, A god, I forgot. That seems like
Speaker 1: ages ago. It does, I haven't. I mean, I knew,
Speaker 1: I kind of knew what the deal was with Vegas.
Speaker 1: It is a darker place than I had imagine. You
Speaker 1: were so surprised the whole time, and I'm like, haven't
Speaker 1: you just seen a movie? I have not. I mean really,
Speaker 1: I mean, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's not a fair. Yeah, that's not accurate. I
Speaker 1: shouldn't go off that one. I thank you. It's my
Speaker 1: favorite thing. I didn't see that. That's very cute. Sorry, guys.
Speaker 1: I just was distracted because there's funny ears sticking out
Speaker 1: of this lamp. That actually makes me very happy, because
Speaker 1: I this lamp. You ever buy a lamb it makes
Speaker 1: you happy? No, he's a good This is a good lamp.
Speaker 1: Live your life and buy lamps that you look at
Speaker 1: and make you happy. Okay, even if it means they
Speaker 1: have Bunnier's Golden Bunny or sticking out of the shade.
Speaker 1: Um this I had fun. Vegas is fun. We stayed
Speaker 1: downtown and which was great and like, how I'm listening
Speaker 1: like you, I'm like, yeah, I was also there and
Speaker 1: uh and the Vegas Strip was was fascinating and the
Speaker 1: pool life was fascinating. There were titties by the pool.
Speaker 1: The pools are great. Pools are great, but there's a
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of bodies that aren't you know,
Speaker 1: maybe ten. But I love that. I liked it because
Speaker 1: I I like, that's why I love. My body is
Speaker 1: not a tent. I was happy to be there. I know,
Speaker 1: it was amazing. That's why I like Asberry Park Beach
Speaker 1: is the best beach ever because it's just every type
Speaker 1: of person, every race, every sexual orientation, every weight, body type, everything,
Speaker 1: like it's so it's so fun. But the last night
Speaker 1: we were there, fucking I got upset and I was
Speaker 1: even and I were walking in Fairmont Street or Avenue whatever, Fremont,
Speaker 1: yeah whatever, and h like a two thirty at night
Speaker 1: on a Saturday, and there were it was so sad.
Speaker 1: There were bitches weren't around in wedding dresses. Like one
Speaker 1: of them was legit. Look she's like I can't find
Speaker 1: my husband. I'm like, oh my god, this could not
Speaker 1: be more Vegas, and then I want I saw this
Speaker 1: woman who was like eight or nine months pregnant smoking cigarettes,
Speaker 1: and she had like a pack in her hand, and
Speaker 1: she was and I was like, oh, that's not good.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's not good. Yeah, it's not good. God,
Speaker 1: and then like ten ft down the lawn, just do
Speaker 1: it one day, I think. But she had the pack
Speaker 1: in her hand. Yeah, it was well, she had to
Speaker 1: buy the pack to get the cigarettes. You haven't you
Speaker 1: ever bought it. I've bought a pack of cigarettes, smoked
Speaker 1: one and throwing the rest out. Never done. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've smoked like five cigarettes in my entire life, and
Speaker 1: four of them were like in one from the same pack, David.
Speaker 1: I've just smoked them over the years. It was just,
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just it was it was dark,
Speaker 1: but it was part of it was also kind of
Speaker 1: lovely because it was like the outcast from every city
Speaker 1: in this country, every district, every town. We're on Fremont Street.
Speaker 1: You're getting really deep. I don't think. I think it's
Speaker 1: just a bunch of people who made terrible choices. That too,
Speaker 1: outcast is different. That's when society says, no, I think
Speaker 1: maybe they have when you say, you know what whatever.
Speaker 1: I mean, they didn't. I don't think they would describe
Speaker 1: themselves with outcasts, but I might. Oh no, they would
Speaker 1: describe themselves as like hashtag fears or something. Yeah, it was,
Speaker 1: I mean it was I I I have never Vegas
Speaker 1: is where you go to really watch people. That's what
Speaker 1: That's my favorite part about it. That's the only part
Speaker 1: that I was like, Okay, that part was educational. You know,
Speaker 1: you realize you see all kinds of funked up looking people,
Speaker 1: like fucked up looking like they have weird like ship
Speaker 1: going on with their body, like not not. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know it sounds negative, but I just never seen
Speaker 1: people like morphed into the shapes that I saw on
Speaker 1: Fremont Street. It's a it's a out of excess. Um.
Speaker 1: I mean, gambling in general makes me really sad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hate it. It's really like I get really depressed.
Speaker 1: There's just something it's like because it's it's this it's
Speaker 1: like almost like a sport that's completely revolving around hope
Speaker 1: and oh and this is the saddest kind of hopeful.
Speaker 1: Hope in general makes me very sad because it's very inactive.
Speaker 1: It's like It's like going up to a person with
Speaker 1: like stage four cancer and five days to live and
Speaker 1: be like, no, you'll live until your eighties. It's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was, and like they won't though there's everyone's
Speaker 1: chain smoking. I fucking prepared for this trip. I brought
Speaker 1: my sexy outfits. I have one sexy outfit that I
Speaker 1: got a sex store on the strip. There are like
Speaker 1: and sexy places and I bought. We brought with us
Speaker 1: condoms and lube and all my toys. What did you
Speaker 1: think was gonna happen? We didn't have sex once, just
Speaker 1: sex in the hotel room. I did not want to
Speaker 1: like do the thing that deep, deep, deep, deep deep
Speaker 1: down leads to procreation. It made me, It turned me
Speaker 1: off to see humanity and that that hotel wasn't very sexy. No,
Speaker 1: not with those blue ass walls. I felt like I
Speaker 1: was in Wildwood. Oh god, yes, yeah, if anyone's ever
Speaker 1: been there, you're getting a real clear picture. Well, it's
Speaker 1: like they took a hotel that was pretty nice and
Speaker 1: they just painted the walls attacking to compressing colors. So
Speaker 1: you walk in your hotel room after a rough day
Speaker 1: or even a fun day, and you're like oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't mind it. I thought it was
Speaker 1: like fun and weird, but uh yeah, I mean it
Speaker 1: wasn't sexy. It felt very like down the shore. I
Speaker 1: thought I was going to have a sexy time in Vegas.
Speaker 1: I know, you kept I kept trying to not blain
Speaker 1: it to you did not have a sex. And I
Speaker 1: was like, just she'll just figure it out for yourself.
Speaker 1: It's like the wizard. You gotta figure that. Second. I
Speaker 1: was about to have a sexy time, something else happened
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, no, sexy, no sexy, don't
Speaker 1: don't have sex here here, No, you know it's fine.
Speaker 1: Um uh well I also had an interesting week well
Speaker 1: since we came back. Um, are you familiar with the
Speaker 1: whole Danny Mathers public body shaming incident. Danny Mathers is
Speaker 1: a as a playboy model. Um, it's a girl, yeah,
Speaker 1: Danny d a and I sorry, it's like sorr, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm done. A model shumps. So yeah, basically she was
Speaker 1: sentenced I think it was yesterday today Wednesday sentenced. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because she was at the gym. She's like a hot
Speaker 1: playboy model. She was at the gym and she took
Speaker 1: a selfie of herself. Um, she's in the foreground like
Speaker 1: snickering like a harri Zuk girl. And then in the
Speaker 1: background she's at the gym. There it was a nude
Speaker 1: seventy your seventy one year old woman showering yes, And
Speaker 1: she posted it with that's where the judge, that's what
Speaker 1: the judge said, Um, go to jail for being a
Speaker 1: bit and she well, I mean this, I mean that's
Speaker 1: a Also, you're violating the right violation of privacy in
Speaker 1: a big way. And she posted it with the caption, Uh,
Speaker 1: if I can't on see this, neither can you? Oh
Speaker 1: god right? So I mean just like and I spent
Speaker 1: a long time thinking about this because I knew about it,
Speaker 1: and then I started thinking about it again yesterday because
Speaker 1: of this sentence and obviously shame sentence. What did she get,
Speaker 1: um community service? She has to remove her fiti. I
Speaker 1: mean it was like it was pretty like light. She
Speaker 1: got the lighter end of it. I'm just glad that
Speaker 1: she was, you know, some victim. And she has to
Speaker 1: pay the lady sixty dollars And I would say, you
Speaker 1: fucking serious, that is insulted. That's more demeaning than the
Speaker 1: photo perhaps, like can you imagine just like like from
Speaker 1: this very model, I would make her look me in
Speaker 1: the iPhones, that seven year old woman and tell me
Speaker 1: why she did that, and tell me what she thinks
Speaker 1: about my body to my face, and it would probably
Speaker 1: kill her. It would probably kill denny mother's soul. Well,
Speaker 1: the should have sentence her to that, Yeah, sentence her
Speaker 1: to like an hour FaceTime with with the lady. Well,
Speaker 1: this is an sense where I think, like the kind
Speaker 1: of like sandwich board punishment would work, Like if Danny
Speaker 1: had to stand outside the gym and be like, I'm
Speaker 1: in great shape and I took a nude photo of
Speaker 1: someone in less good shape than me and made fun
Speaker 1: of them on the internet, Like that would be a
Speaker 1: free instance of that. I'm really not pro public shaming,
Speaker 1: but this, to me what aggravated me. It was just
Speaker 1: such a basic bitch move. And I think that when
Speaker 1: I when I, because I kept getting I kept trying
Speaker 1: to like come to peace with it and be like, well,
Speaker 1: maybe she's emerged a better person. Maybe she truly feels bad.
Speaker 1: Maybe she didn't realize like maybe she didn't think we
Speaker 1: all think. Maybe maybe I can tell from her, I
Speaker 1: can tell from her from her Twitter that she was
Speaker 1: literally just trying to save face. And I always I
Speaker 1: always think to my god, John Ronson about public shaming
Speaker 1: and like everything like that's going on in my life.
Speaker 1: I think, I think, really, what would John Ronson do? Um?
Speaker 1: And you know, so I kind of was just like
Speaker 1: tweeting like fluid thoughts and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I hoped that she's better and I hope that people
Speaker 1: who read this story are also better and realized that
Speaker 1: this is not an appropriate way to treat people. And
Speaker 1: especially because it was at a gym. This wasn't fucking
Speaker 1: like people of Walmart dot com, where people are like
Speaker 1: buying twinkies and saying racist ship. That's in my imagination
Speaker 1: what happens on that website. But like, um, this was
Speaker 1: a seventy one year old woman who was at the gym,
Speaker 1: actively trying to better herself stay in shape. To say,
Speaker 1: I hope I go to the gym. Hope seven to
Speaker 1: the gym when I'm fucking seventy one, and like you're
Speaker 1: you're there, you're taking a fucking shower and you have
Speaker 1: to worry about this basic bitch And it's just like
Speaker 1: and so I mean, that's a huge violation of that
Speaker 1: woman's right good and so I really didn't want to
Speaker 1: be part of the witch hunt. So I was kind
Speaker 1: of like just tweeting at her and like, and I
Speaker 1: was like joking around. I was like, you know what
Speaker 1: if you leave the joke and I was like, maybe
Speaker 1: it was just a joke. I wrong. I was like,
Speaker 1: I promise, like leave the jokes to me in the future.
Speaker 1: I promised not to post any bikini picks. And so
Speaker 1: I kept tweet and then she blocked me on Twitter
Speaker 1: and I was like this, so you were tweeting or
Speaker 1: you're tweeting, just tweeting those things at her. It was
Speaker 1: like and what I was saying was so much like
Speaker 1: I can only imagine what she got what she was getting,
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't want to. I kind
Speaker 1: of just talking about it because I wanted people to
Speaker 1: be familiar with the story. I think it's important. I'm
Speaker 1: I've been for the whole duration of this podcast, like
Speaker 1: very against taking pictures of people unknowingly. I'm so against that,
Speaker 1: And I mean, this was like a really really bad
Speaker 1: in that it made me think about that if it
Speaker 1: was like it was that was like if that was
Speaker 1: my mom and my grandma. I would fucking go to her. Yes,
Speaker 1: So it's like this is so light, and it's just
Speaker 1: like it bothered me because she really the only thing
Speaker 1: that she's upset about, you can just tell from her
Speaker 1: online presence, is that she fucked up something's career wise
Speaker 1: for herself. But honestly, when you google her, the thing
Speaker 1: that the first thing that still comes up is like, no,
Speaker 1: it's not that the first thing that comes up is
Speaker 1: still like Danny Mather's like fitness video place. She probably
Speaker 1: had her fucking pr person redo the Google analytics so
Speaker 1: that her searching optimization very difficult to do, though it
Speaker 1: is they talk about it in John Rownson's book. Um,
Speaker 1: the actual thing that you have to do, and it's
Speaker 1: really hard, um to get rid of those analytics. Um,
Speaker 1: there was some bill pass where you can kind of
Speaker 1: like clean it, but then in the cleaning, it like
Speaker 1: makes all these old problems, like these old is shoes
Speaker 1: pop up again, so then you have to go through
Speaker 1: the shame one more time before it's finally cleansed. Um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was. That's why it was. It was
Speaker 1: not like, you know, it's not like she made a
Speaker 1: comment that was misconstrued or said something that someone heard
Speaker 1: like only a piece of it and sounded racist like
Speaker 1: those are cutting us common, those are common instances of
Speaker 1: public shaming. This is just I am have been beautiful
Speaker 1: in my whole life, and I'm a little corny bitch.
Speaker 1: That's and you know what, that's so fucking ugly. And
Speaker 1: I drink frappuccinos and I used the Snapchat dog filter.
Speaker 1: Oh god, she it was just so basic. I was like, Comma,
Speaker 1: and it wasn't even funny. It's like, if you're gonna
Speaker 1: be mean, be funny, I know. And it's but yeah,
Speaker 1: but but regardless, media take a naked photo of somebody.
Speaker 1: Take a note from Chrissy Teagan. She's so's yeah, it's possible,
Speaker 1: it's possible. Jenny McCarthy hot and funny, Like it's not.
Speaker 1: You can be both. Christie, She's in Grim Fisher, hot
Speaker 1: and funny. I don't know what you want me to
Speaker 1: tell you, guys, Okay, maybe just look inside yourself and
Speaker 1: love yourself more. And then I tagged her on Instagram
Speaker 1: and she also blocked me on that, which I didn't
Speaker 1: know you could fully do. I thought I could just
Speaker 1: slow your person and follow you, but like you can
Speaker 1: take it off. Yeah, but the original block on Instagram
Speaker 1: was just that you that you like, it makes them
Speaker 1: not follow you anymore, but then they can still see you.
Speaker 1: It's gotten better, Yeah, it has. This One guy kept
Speaker 1: this kind of innocent, but it pissed me off. He
Speaker 1: kept commenting on every single one of my pictures boring
Speaker 1: period and I would delete it, like that's not nice,
Speaker 1: I'm deleting it, and then he would put it again,
Speaker 1: he would post it again. I'm like, what a fucking
Speaker 1: loser just sitting there going that's an interesting and then
Speaker 1: she fucking just waited. I'm like, you suck ass, I'm
Speaker 1: blocking you. Fuck you stupid ship ahead. Oh god, that
Speaker 1: made me laugh. Though, if you live in the United Kingdom,
Speaker 1: you can pre order our book. We're not coming. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I feel like I sounded like we're coming to you.
Speaker 1: We hopefully will be soon. Um, but that I'd like
Speaker 1: to wait a beat. I mean, yeah, we will love
Speaker 1: to Manchester those seriously, that's awful. Yeah, that's just yeah,
Speaker 1: just yeah. You know, I try not to talk about
Speaker 1: the new stuff on here or on my social media
Speaker 1: because I really pay attention to it all day in
Speaker 1: my personal well, it bothered me that they kept sucking
Speaker 1: publicizing this guy. I'm like, can we learn you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't see that his I went on to Twitter
Speaker 1: and his face is looking right and back at me,
Speaker 1: like this is the problem. We don't you know people
Speaker 1: who are doing great, great things and scientists and all
Speaker 1: these people who are working so hard, we don't know
Speaker 1: their names. I don't even know you know a name
Speaker 1: of a specific kind of scientists. Well that's like old time,
Speaker 1: like today, can you name the most famous scientists living today?
Speaker 1: I kill the sciences, I hope not Bill Bill, I
Speaker 1: mean the most famous. Yeah, he's he's making some weird
Speaker 1: choices with his new programs. It's a lot um and
Speaker 1: uh yeah. And so it just really bothers me that, like,
Speaker 1: if you kind of need attention or whatever, like you
Speaker 1: can kill someone and get attention that attention you need
Speaker 1: then doing something. Fucking BuzzFeed wrote an article about BuzzFeed.
Speaker 1: BuzzFeed News is fucking on point. Their journalists are amazing
Speaker 1: and I read gotta read this great piece on race
Speaker 1: that I fucking I'm gonna share that on my Twitter.
Speaker 1: But they wrote about how like can we not like
Speaker 1: we're the media is buying into exactly what people who
Speaker 1: commit mass crimes want, and it's and it's fucking parading
Speaker 1: them around and putting them on the covers of ship
Speaker 1: like they're goddamn heroes and they're not sure. And then
Speaker 1: you know, Ariana Grande has halted her Dangerous Woman tour
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's you know, and it's also
Speaker 1: I kind of bothered. I was like, what the tours
Speaker 1: called dangerous Woman? Maybe won't rename that now I know
Speaker 1: what she meant by it. Oh yeah, I love aria Ron.
Speaker 1: That's just and I mean, imagine how terrified and the
Speaker 1: guilt that she is now going to have to feel
Speaker 1: like people came to enjoy her music and are now like,
Speaker 1: that's just that's so unfair. Not that terrorism is fair,
Speaker 1: but terrorism so fucking unfair, awful? Should he move? Thanks
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Speaker 1: Emily Deritis, Soura Dorskin. Uh. I was just thinking, I
Speaker 1: was like, how funny would it be if we just
Speaker 1: kept reading the same names everything. I'm not checking, I know,
Speaker 1: because some of these I definitely have to see what
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Speaker 1: at work. I saw that in my in box and
Speaker 1: I said, here's one for Christina. Yeah, Hi, Karen and Christina.
Speaker 1: He spelled cran his name wrong, guys, c r I
Speaker 1: n n E. Okay, you just said c r I
Speaker 1: c O r I n ny Okay. I love you guys.
Speaker 1: First of all, I been listening to the podcast for
Speaker 1: over a year and I've finally gotten up the balls.
Speaker 1: You mean ovaries. You're a girl to email you gals. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just in a weird book. I'm truly not high.
Speaker 1: Um No, I know you would. Your podcast is so
Speaker 1: important for young women like myself, and it has encouraged
Speaker 1: me to be more sexually explored in my own relationships.
Speaker 1: I went to a sex club in Toronto over spring break.
Speaker 1: Whoop whoop. Anyways, I'm twenty one years old, straight female,
Speaker 1: fresh out of college. Last month, I moved to d
Speaker 1: C for this killer summer internship and I'm loving it here. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: my sweet boyfriend of two years is back home seven
Speaker 1: hours away. He's been out of college for several several years,
Speaker 1: but he has been unable to find a job. He
Speaker 1: still lives in our hometown in his parents house, and frankly,
Speaker 1: sometimes I sense that he's resentful of my success. And
Speaker 1: this is where my problem comes in. I'm naturally as
Speaker 1: per sexually charged woman. I've slept with a lot of
Speaker 1: guys in college and will gladly admit it. When I
Speaker 1: met my boyfriend of two two years ago, that sexual
Speaker 1: fire was strong, and this has been my longest relationship
Speaker 1: thus far. However, I've noticed my desire for him is
Speaker 1: quickly diminishing. I've been quashing his sexual advances lately because
Speaker 1: I am just not into his moves anymore. He's pretty
Speaker 1: good in bed, but I'm just not attracted to him anymore.
Speaker 1: I guess I attribute this to the fact that I'm
Speaker 1: attracted to smart, driven, successful men, and unfortunately my boyfriend
Speaker 1: is no longer fitting that criteria. Well, you're honest. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: here I am in DC surrounded by the sexiest, most
Speaker 1: successful men I've ever laid my eyes on. I've been
Speaker 1: secretly sexting a guy I met at work to the
Speaker 1: point where I have to excuse myself to the restroom
Speaker 1: to masturbate or I just can't take it. I've been
Speaker 1: so close to fucking dudes I've met at bars, and
Speaker 1: it kills me when I have to tell them sorry,
Speaker 1: I have a boyfriend, UG and all caps to be frank. Sorry, correct.
Speaker 1: I want to fund other people. I miss the excitement
Speaker 1: that comes along with fucking someone new for the first
Speaker 1: time time. It's fucking hot and exhilarating. However, my boyfriend
Speaker 1: is and always will be my emotional backbone. I would
Speaker 1: love to spend the rest of my life with him,
Speaker 1: and I'm his world. I'm just not into his dick anymore? Sadly?
Speaker 1: Would would this be the time to suggest having an
Speaker 1: open relationship? We are still together, but can funck other people? Uh?
Speaker 1: When we're a long distance how can I convince my
Speaker 1: boyfriend that I'm not being a slut by wanting to
Speaker 1: enter an open relationship. I'm very nervous about bringing it
Speaker 1: up to him, but I need to do something quick
Speaker 1: before I fuck a hot congressman or something. Thanks for listening. Okay,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be nervous that your boyfriend's gonna think you're
Speaker 1: a slut. That's not the problem. The problem is you
Speaker 1: don't want to fuck him anymore. Yeah, the open relationship
Speaker 1: the resolution to this. Also, he's your emotional backbone. That
Speaker 1: you be your own fucking emotional backbone. It's great to
Speaker 1: have a relationship where you can lean on each other,
Speaker 1: but you need to be your own backbone. You cannot
Speaker 1: be relying on somebody else to be your emotional backbone.
Speaker 1: And I don't think you really meant it that way.
Speaker 1: But no, it's unfair. She's just being you're just being selfish.
Speaker 1: I gotta you're walking, you're being super selfish. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you you're you're you're this guy. You're you're dragging him
Speaker 1: along a little bit, and you should break up with
Speaker 1: him if you really are attracted to him, Like favorite
Speaker 1: boy was, like she was like, I'm his world. We'll
Speaker 1: have him read this won't be his world any world anymore.
Speaker 1: When you said I'm rude, when you said I'm his world,
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, okay, because he doesn't seem like he's
Speaker 1: got a lot going on right now. He's so you
Speaker 1: might be as well right now. But the thing is,
Speaker 1: sometimes couples go through ups and downs where one is
Speaker 1: doing great and then the other one isn't. And then
Speaker 1: maybe that'll switch where the other one's all asodden doing
Speaker 1: great and the other one isn't. But in times like those,
Speaker 1: if your instinct is to not be turned on by him,
Speaker 1: or not want to have sex with him, or kind
Speaker 1: of wanting to shy away from it, that is a
Speaker 1: sign that that's not a through thick and thin kind
Speaker 1: of bay. You know what I'm saying. You are not
Speaker 1: a through thick and think kind of bay with this situation.
Speaker 1: That's fine, But can admit that to yourself and break
Speaker 1: up with him because that's not fair to him. This
Speaker 1: could be a relationship called fun, Congressman or whatever you
Speaker 1: want to do, but like get out of that, you
Speaker 1: could break This is a relationship where you could break
Speaker 1: up and possibly come back to it later. It's this
Speaker 1: is certainly not appropriate grounds for open relationship. Open relationship
Speaker 1: is not something you do when the relationship is going
Speaker 1: to try and save it. An open relationship is something
Speaker 1: that you do when all other parts of the relationship
Speaker 1: are working and you just want to be a little
Speaker 1: bit more sexually adventurous. People, uh, misconstrue open relationship is like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a quick fix. No, you're not
Speaker 1: want an excuse to cheat on your boyfriend and then
Speaker 1: you want to suck other people Like I doubt having
Speaker 1: an open relationship will make you want to accept your
Speaker 1: boyfriend's sexual advances next time you see him. Right, you're
Speaker 1: just gonna have sex with all these like cool people
Speaker 1: in d C and then realize how much more fun
Speaker 1: you're going to have with them. Additionally, you're already kind
Speaker 1: of cheating on him because you're fucking sexty with another dude,
Speaker 1: which is, if it has not been discuss is completely inappropriate.
Speaker 1: In my opinion, if I found out James was sexting
Speaker 1: with another person and then going to masturbate, I would
Speaker 1: fucking lose my ship. Yeah, so it's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess who's not my world? You? Yeah? So just I mean,
Speaker 1: if you truly love this person, your boyfriend, whether it's
Speaker 1: you know, even if it's not romantic anymore, cut him loose.
Speaker 1: Sometimes cutting people loose is the nicest thing you can
Speaker 1: do for them. Um. Yeah, and also read that email again.
Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, you would not be comfortable with your
Speaker 1: boyfriend reading It's not and I'm not even talking about
Speaker 1: the parts where you're sex and other people talking about
Speaker 1: the parts you're like, I'm in the world. It's fine,
Speaker 1: you're doing well and you should enjoy that, but don't
Speaker 1: drag someone else who's having a bad time through the
Speaker 1: dirt any longer you want successful schmuck. Um So this one,
Speaker 1: this is another fun party email called email from my
Speaker 1: abuse of X. Yeah. He Hey Karen and Christina. Also,
Speaker 1: my name is spelled wrong again Christina spelt right. I
Speaker 1: got this email tonight from my abuse of X, who
Speaker 1: I broke up with over two years ago and haven't
Speaker 1: seen or heard from him since then. He tried to
Speaker 1: add me on Facebook, so I sent him a very
Speaker 1: short poem, always the best of me to handle something,
Speaker 1: which explained how he didn't deserve to be in contact
Speaker 1: with me. I kind of wish I would could see
Speaker 1: this poem and I know that was and he and
Speaker 1: then he declined the I declined the invite. Then he
Speaker 1: sent me this email. I thought you might be interested
Speaker 1: in it because it's not often we hear the point
Speaker 1: of view of the abuser, and wondered if you had
Speaker 1: any thoughts on it. I thought that was interesting. Um.
Speaker 1: I have him blocked and won't be contacting him any
Speaker 1: further for my safety, but I felt like receiving this
Speaker 1: did give me some closure. That's cool, I'm going. Oh,
Speaker 1: she said, feel free to say your name. Okay, thanks Florence. Uh.
Speaker 1: I like that name. Yeah, I know sleeping beauty of
Speaker 1: that too. Um, so this is from the abusive abuse
Speaker 1: of x uh. I know the poem you sent was
Speaker 1: intended as a last word, and I didn't want to
Speaker 1: overstep my mark, but I wanted to write to you anyway.
Speaker 1: It's hard to be as poetic because I didn't really
Speaker 1: hand on my side of things with any dignity, and
Speaker 1: it's kind of selfish, but I wanted to have a
Speaker 1: sort of last word while I could sunset by this long,
Speaker 1: long message for what it's worth, a thank you for
Speaker 1: the time we spent together and an apology for destroying it.
Speaker 1: It probably seems really self absorbed that I didn't get
Speaker 1: in touch to say sorry sooner. But when we broke up,
Speaker 1: I was a hurricane. In such a short space of time.
Speaker 1: I pushed you over, bruised your arms, broken your glasses,
Speaker 1: not to mention the million times I yelled at you senselessly.
Speaker 1: Um I stopped recognizing myself. At one point the police
Speaker 1: literally had to intervene. I was just full of rage.
Speaker 1: I should have gotten in touch way sooner to say this,
Speaker 1: but for so long I was angry and sad, and
Speaker 1: it would have just caused so much more damage. I'm
Speaker 1: writing now because of the poem you sent, but for
Speaker 1: ages I've wanted to get in touch. I don't think
Speaker 1: of you as a person, as the person being miserable
Speaker 1: or waiting for my attention. Oh I guess that's a
Speaker 1: reference to the poem. That's more like me. I've broken
Speaker 1: down and hashed out messages like this a hundred times
Speaker 1: before I even read your poem. An elegant way of
Speaker 1: telling me that you know you deserve better, and I'm
Speaker 1: not going to be a part of that. And I'm
Speaker 1: using it to try and get in touch. And explain myself.
Speaker 1: It's just if you're sending me that poem. I knew
Speaker 1: that you would get over me. You stayed with me
Speaker 1: during my absolute worst because you knew I needed someone
Speaker 1: to believe in me. I was suicidal and took out
Speaker 1: all my hatred and rage on you, and at times
Speaker 1: you put your safety at risk to be with me,
Speaker 1: And looking back now, it was for my safety. You
Speaker 1: were selfless and brave to put me before you. I
Speaker 1: feel like I literally made you stay over and over again.
Speaker 1: So when we broke up, I felt like you would
Speaker 1: be relieved. I thought you would feel like you could
Speaker 1: breathe again. After we broke up, I didn't feel empowered
Speaker 1: or like you were waiting for me to get in touch.
Speaker 1: You probably look back on our time together and think
Speaker 1: that you never want a relationship like that again. I don't,
Speaker 1: and that hurts. I have a using memories of our
Speaker 1: time together, and it stings and makes me sick that
Speaker 1: they're blacked out by the trauma I caused you and
Speaker 1: don't get the sweetness in the memories of our time
Speaker 1: that I do. I honestly don't want to sound like
Speaker 1: you should feel bad. The opposite. I want you to
Speaker 1: love your life. Um, I've written way too much at
Speaker 1: this stage. I've missed you like hell and been to
Speaker 1: so much therapy to get control over my anger. It hurt.
Speaker 1: I knew we had to break up, but I was devastated.
Speaker 1: I used to cry at work. I had to get
Speaker 1: used to the idea of not having you in my life.
Speaker 1: It broke me. It was one of the hardest things
Speaker 1: I've been through, and to an extent, it never really
Speaker 1: feels like I'll stop going through it because Gil eats
Speaker 1: away at you like that. The poem makes it sound
Speaker 1: like our relationship was nothing to me. I just feel like,
Speaker 1: I want you to ask my mom, how a mom
Speaker 1: they're British? How many days I woke up crying or
Speaker 1: didn't leave the house or didn't eat anything? And I
Speaker 1: don't regret feeling that sad because I missed you that
Speaker 1: much and I deserve to be that sad because you
Speaker 1: were supportive, loving, awesome, selfless and new joy. That was
Speaker 1: very personal. Thanks for sharing that. I like that. It's
Speaker 1: it's uh, it's there's It's so interesting that the difference
Speaker 1: between like an email that you know you're going to
Speaker 1: share with a lot of people, on an email that
Speaker 1: like is only to your significant other or your like
Speaker 1: ex significant other. Yeah, you could tell that was much
Speaker 1: more personal. Um. Yeah, so we're trying to show that.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously that like that is between those two.
Speaker 1: We don't really know all the details of the relationship. Um.
Speaker 1: And certainly, if you are staying with someone for their
Speaker 1: own safety, that's not your responsibility their physical safety. Um,
Speaker 1: you need to think of yourself first. But I'm sure
Speaker 1: everyone knows that. Now, stay safe, and if someone says
Speaker 1: that they're suicidal, please get them to the appropriate people
Speaker 1: suicide suicide hotline or you know, just tell someone like
Speaker 1: immediately in their families. That's faster than a hotline. That
Speaker 1: was an interesting perspective I've never Yeah, it's good to see.
Speaker 1: I mean, because that's the thing when you go back
Speaker 1: and talk to access and like we've done that so
Speaker 1: many times on the show. Even if things were heated
Speaker 1: or angry or terrible in the moment, like it's usually
Speaker 1: the motive is never like I wanted to cause you pain,
Speaker 1: I want to make your life worse. Yeah, so much.
Speaker 1: It's just like they're doing in their own life kind
Speaker 1: of just yet protecting onto the other people. All right,
Speaker 1: we're going to take a shift in tone and welcome
Speaker 1: this week's podcast guest. He is a country music singer
Speaker 1: and he has a new album coming out on June
Speaker 1: two called Old Wheeler, Ladies and Gentlemen's a comedian too.
Speaker 1: He's a comedian as well. I don't want to feel much.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get Oh god, yeah, I'm scared. He's a
Speaker 1: comedian slash character country singer. Yes, and I am so
Speaker 1: excited to talk about hit culture because boy, I know
Speaker 1: something about it. Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Wheeler Walker Jr. The road it well, I'm sitting in
Speaker 1: this house. Get flowingly too. I've been working all night
Speaker 1: on this apology. Will you I got as long as
Speaker 1: you're come in clean, I guess i'll contained to While
Speaker 1: you were working around on me, I'm being fucking around
Speaker 1: on you. I had a stripper in Detroit delivery, but
Speaker 1: at a hotel, mate, I had you woking food. Can't
Speaker 1: believe me when wrong got it all? He was doing
Speaker 1: the right where you were gonna narrow. I think I
Speaker 1: need a stiff drinking. That's all right, So long guy
Speaker 1: drinking it all last night. Maybe I'll just hide under
Speaker 1: the colors. You should blush some food. It's just my
Speaker 1: life to put as long as you're coming to you
Speaker 1: working around on meking around, I guess we're here with Jors.
Speaker 1: I'm good, sir, very well, all right, Yeah, I'm a
Speaker 1: been a fan for a while. Can I can I
Speaker 1: tell a quick story? Real? Of course you can. Especially
Speaker 1: it was like I want to say, like a year
Speaker 1: ago that my manager at the time, not the guy
Speaker 1: who's sitting across from us, emailed me that there's this
Speaker 1: podcast who wanted to use one of my and I
Speaker 1: got this correct story that you guys wanted to Stephen
Speaker 1: is my boyfriend and he worked in the music industry
Speaker 1: for years, and so he one of the things he
Speaker 1: does with the podcast, he edits it, but he chooses
Speaker 1: the music. But it has to be we have to
Speaker 1: obtain the rights from the artist to say, yeah, you
Speaker 1: can use my music on your part. Yes, So somebody
Speaker 1: emailed me and and they're like, they want to use
Speaker 1: your music for a podcast, like I'm then, but they
Speaker 1: don't have you know, they're not gonna pay for it.
Speaker 1: And as I actually said, you know, funck them, and
Speaker 1: I go, you know, just out of curiosity. What's it called.
Speaker 1: It's this podcast called Guys We Fucked, And I listened
Speaker 1: and hearing you you two talking about I describe it
Speaker 1: to my friends as you know, two girls talking about
Speaker 1: guys the way guys talking about girls, which I I
Speaker 1: just fucking I love it, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like men like don't realize that girls talk
Speaker 1: about fucking, probably more than them than you yea. And
Speaker 1: I don't think I think it's the first time. I
Speaker 1: mean because I have a lot of female friends who
Speaker 1: talked like this, so it was cool to hear that.
Speaker 1: I'm just not here hanging out with degeneration, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a bunch of hose were all hose and it's kind
Speaker 1: of weird. I mean, I almost I want to, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't like, I feel like I'm taking over your podcast,
Speaker 1: but I feel that that's kind of what I'm doing
Speaker 1: in country music is just like telling real stories about
Speaker 1: you know, nasty you know, sex, being explicit with how
Speaker 1: people talk anyway, it's very explicit. So when I hear girls,
Speaker 1: you know, two women talking like this on a podcast
Speaker 1: that I can listen to, it's like and people like it.
Speaker 1: It's like see I just don't don't don't sensor yourself,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, yeah yeah. Do you ever get people
Speaker 1: at your concerts they're like, oh, we should go see
Speaker 1: that guy. He's singing scrunch your music. And then they
Speaker 1: go and they expect like I was sitting on my
Speaker 1: part string in them the year, but you're like, and
Speaker 1: her pussy was stritch and I was like, fuck you bit,
Speaker 1: like you ever get some of those in there? But
Speaker 1: the thing is because my band is so good, honestly,
Speaker 1: that then they don't care. Because in a club, and
Speaker 1: you know, in the club, you know, if you you've
Speaker 1: been to plenty of music concerts, it's like you really
Speaker 1: can't hear the lyrics aren't all a lot of times
Speaker 1: you can't hear the thing. What's weird? I mean, the
Speaker 1: musicians are up there, mis are up If you know
Speaker 1: the songs, you can sing along, right. But but if
Speaker 1: people come in just country fans, they're actually blown away
Speaker 1: by the band, then they'll buy the CD and then
Speaker 1: then they'll ship. It's almost worse because then then they're
Speaker 1: like they get mad at you. Well they don't. Everyone
Speaker 1: gets mad at me. But then it's like not only that,
Speaker 1: it's like they went home. They listen to us like,
Speaker 1: holy sh it, we just watched this in concert and
Speaker 1: we were cheering. You know, it's like, yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: believe I I cheered for that filth. Do they tweet
Speaker 1: you like you are an abomination? Yeah? I mean that's
Speaker 1: Jesus or something. I will say. One thing is I
Speaker 1: got I don't know about YouTube, but probably in the
Speaker 1: same boat as me, Like I just I wish I
Speaker 1: was in a world of social media. I'm over it.
Speaker 1: I yeah, it's bad. I have I flipped every every day.
Speaker 1: Is different from me sometimes, but I wonder I guess
Speaker 1: my back to me at interviewing YouTube? Yeah? Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: do you because of the way you YouTube talk so openly?
Speaker 1: Do do you get a lot of people like talking
Speaker 1: to you like that? Oh? All in public? Yes, all
Speaker 1: the time. The first time I happened, a girl just
Speaker 1: came up to me on the subway and started talking
Speaker 1: to me about her pies and I didnt even tell
Speaker 1: me her name. And I was like, Okay, I guess
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you listen to the podcast. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I I get so pissed that people, you know,
Speaker 1: people really fucking insult me on social media, and then
Speaker 1: I'll hope it's what do they say they're saying that,
Speaker 1: you know, fuck you come to my town and place
Speaker 1: like hey, but I think they're I think they're being
Speaker 1: assholes because I think it's like the way I like
Speaker 1: they're trying to be funny work. That's the worst. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of misreads on like on humor on the internet.
Speaker 1: Someone was following me and just yesterday was like, I
Speaker 1: have like either like you're very different on Twitter, like
Speaker 1: you hate men on Twitter, and you're not like that
Speaker 1: on the podcast. I'm like, no, I think you just
Speaker 1: can't read sarcasm, like you know, like when I read
Speaker 1: treat something about killing all men, like that's that's an
Speaker 1: OL joke. Guys, Like otherwise the fence would be after me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because people don't really under what you said is towards sarcasm.
Speaker 1: Is Twitter is not the place for sarcasm, and that's
Speaker 1: one should be a sarcasm funt Yeah totally, because I
Speaker 1: mean it kind of ruins a sarcasm. But and sometimes
Speaker 1: I'll go after the dudes who are yelling at me
Speaker 1: and they'll be sorry. Man, I'm a big fan. I
Speaker 1: thought I thought. You know, it's like, because you're so
Speaker 1: raw in your music, I just I thought that'd be
Speaker 1: the way I think they think that's the way that
Speaker 1: they'll Yeah, did you got to emulate you? It's just like,
Speaker 1: just be your if everyone just was concentrated on being
Speaker 1: themselves exactly what saying that? It's like, my point is
Speaker 1: be yourself. Yeah, there's only one Wheeler Walker Jun don't
Speaker 1: try and be should only be one Bob, whatever the
Speaker 1: fun your goddamn name is, you know, Bob? Yeah, what
Speaker 1: a fucking do you do? Women throw brawls at you
Speaker 1: while you're singing on stage? You like a heart throb um.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call myself that. But we have a song
Speaker 1: called drop Them Out. And remember the first night we
Speaker 1: played it, a bunch of women just boobs started coming,
Speaker 1: you know, so them is boobs? Drop him out? Yeah,
Speaker 1: drop those boobs out, drop him out and let me
Speaker 1: see them titties is the lyrics. And then I guess
Speaker 1: it became a thing, you know, like every show because
Speaker 1: then we were talking about a little bit before the
Speaker 1: post started. Is because my mom's from Nashville and we
Speaker 1: I'm from Kentucky, which is close by, so they came
Speaker 1: up for our show in Nashville only played drop Mount on.
Speaker 1: These women were whipped the shirts. I'm like, don't do that. Well,
Speaker 1: I want to hold my mom to do that too.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm so embarrassing to you know, in front
Speaker 1: of your mom, but just like to be you know.
Speaker 1: It's like I had to do a blowjob. May make
Speaker 1: a blowjob on stage is one of my bits in
Speaker 1: front of my dad. I didn't realize my dad was
Speaker 1: sitting behind the guy. It was traumatic. But you know,
Speaker 1: like when you're watching like a dirty movie, like when
Speaker 1: you were a kid, you thought it'd be so cool
Speaker 1: to see dirt, but like like like like like National
Speaker 1: Lampoon or something like the nude part comes on, you
Speaker 1: get all squeamish when they your parents are the absolutely
Speaker 1: and singing the song called fuck You Bitch in front
Speaker 1: of my mom. Is not who this fuck you bit
Speaker 1: written for. That was a girl that I um uh,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's why I think people love that tune.
Speaker 1: That's why, and that's that's why I went to everyone,
Speaker 1: because that's why the song went to number one the
Speaker 1: Universal bed you know, you know, world worldwide. But it
Speaker 1: was a girl I was seeing for a little bit.
Speaker 1: And it was the first time I think in my
Speaker 1: life that I'd going out with a girl simply because
Speaker 1: she was hot. I know that's something that people that
Speaker 1: what a hero. Yeah, exactly, But I'm saying, usually there's
Speaker 1: something I like about the person other than so you
Speaker 1: didn't like anything about her, only her beautiful face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she was she's a was a horrible person. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: I mean, like I hate when hot people are horrible
Speaker 1: because that's just that's such a stereotype. But it's so true.
Speaker 1: I mean she was I mean, like I want to say,
Speaker 1: like I could sense like even like like even like
Speaker 1: maybe even like racism and like, you know, like a
Speaker 1: bad person. But I was like, um, but you know,
Speaker 1: but I was just like, you know, she's you know,
Speaker 1: I probably heard her or something. Give her. I like,
Speaker 1: I'll give her eight more chances, you know, give her
Speaker 1: some excuses. Yeah. I was like, I was just excusing,
Speaker 1: you know, making excuses for this chick. But she was
Speaker 1: because I you know, you don't be I think you've
Speaker 1: heard from my music think that you can probably guess
Speaker 1: I wasn't the most popular dude in high school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like you're making up for something. I'm not wearing
Speaker 1: a cowboy hat and shades and a beard because I'm
Speaker 1: the hottest dude in the world. Um, there's like this
Speaker 1: much of my face scene. Yeah, but you seem like
Speaker 1: a handsome person. I don't think I'm I mean, it's weird.
Speaker 1: I look in the mirror. I think I look. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean the beard. I like the beard is good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. As long as you think you're beautiful, then
Speaker 1: who I don't know if I think I'm beautiful. But
Speaker 1: I just don't think when when girls aren't into me.
Speaker 1: That's why I look at the mirrors like I think
Speaker 1: I'm sucking good, you know, that's why. Yeah, I hear
Speaker 1: my mom's voice like you're very handsome, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Fucky Bitch was about a real and she you know,
Speaker 1: they're the line and the song about the dog. You know,
Speaker 1: if people don't know, there's a line of fun your
Speaker 1: dog hoping never comes home, and then that's like the
Speaker 1: meanest thing you can say. Really, it's just like she
Speaker 1: just had this annoying fucking dog who always right. I
Speaker 1: was like, is that even even that? Like even your
Speaker 1: dog just keeps running away? Your dog didn't want to
Speaker 1: what was the thing that made you go, I can't
Speaker 1: be with you anymore? Like, what did that hot bitch do? Well,
Speaker 1: that's that's where it got to. The song was was
Speaker 1: what maybe not want to be with her anymore? Was
Speaker 1: her finding somebody else? So I honestly it was I
Speaker 1: was dumped by a girl I hated. Yeah, yeah, which
Speaker 1: is which for some reason, to tell me if you
Speaker 1: agree with me, kind of makes even more pissed. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's almost like I didn't want to be with you.
Speaker 1: That's where the fun bitch comes out. It's like, fuck you, bitch,
Speaker 1: you're a piece of ship. I was gonna dump you.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, It's it's the toughest like being dumped by
Speaker 1: someone who like, maybe you're not better looking than the
Speaker 1: you're a better human being, And you're like why It
Speaker 1: kind of teaches you, like and they're not worthy that
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have done it to begin with. Though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I learned a good It was a valuable lesson.
Speaker 1: So you've never dated anybody else for their looks after that? Well,
Speaker 1: I've dated people because you know, I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: like go after that, just go you know, ugly chicks
Speaker 1: from now. I wasn't like that, but like, there's always
Speaker 1: got to be the physical attraction. But of course, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, what are you physically attracted to other than
Speaker 1: looks from boobs you like the boobs that you like
Speaker 1: I'm dropped. Yeah, well I guess now it's a little
Speaker 1: weirder because I don't want people to be just I
Speaker 1: got to make sure they're not just fans, you know,
Speaker 1: Like right, that's the weird thing nowadays, is I could
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not really into people don't believe me,
Speaker 1: but I'm not really into just meeting girls after the show. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's hard because well it's hard to believe because most
Speaker 1: performers are into that. Well yeah, well that's what my
Speaker 1: I don't mean, I don't mean just make this sound
Speaker 1: like a plug, but it's going to. But my new
Speaker 1: record is kind of about being like it's called Old Wheeler.
Speaker 1: It's like about getting older and like being like a
Speaker 1: lot of songs about being out on the road and
Speaker 1: like one year older from your previous album. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I I aged a lot with between albums. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: really did. But then like I'm not like I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like I feel like a man at
Speaker 1: a time, Like I feel like, I mean, I turned
Speaker 1: forty on the road and now I'm like meeting girls
Speaker 1: and they're like talking to me about Snapchat. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm in a time machine, Like I'm going out
Speaker 1: and meeting like these girls. Young girls are they're in
Speaker 1: their twenties, Yeah, and they want to snap check. A
Speaker 1: lot of people want to snap girls snapped and want
Speaker 1: us to snapchat too. And I finally gave into it.
Speaker 1: That was well, you know, I got it, but I
Speaker 1: did I did it fucking wrong. I just added everyone
Speaker 1: I didn't know you were. Oh yeah, I've got like
Speaker 1: five thousand Snapchat friends and the most there's a lot
Speaker 1: of dudes who snapped me their dicks, not a joke
Speaker 1: and not in a gay way that just like love
Speaker 1: your music, man, here's my dick. Wow. That's an interesting that,
Speaker 1: you know what. The girls will send us new pictures
Speaker 1: of them a lot, like more often than I would
Speaker 1: think or than I would like. I signed up for
Speaker 1: the tits and I end up getting just the dis Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's weird to like, you know. That's another
Speaker 1: thing too, which I'm sure you've talked about on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Before that I missed. But texting your tits or your vegeants,
Speaker 1: like that's a new thing some of my age. It's
Speaker 1: just it's so so odd. It's odd to me too.
Speaker 1: But I think people like come twenty nine, and I
Speaker 1: think that people have been doing that, you know, in
Speaker 1: my generation. Krin does it. But I love doing it.
Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't want any at the end.
Speaker 1: I'm at that age where like I remember, you know,
Speaker 1: I was mid twenties when I got a cell phone
Speaker 1: and it was a flip. I like the idea that
Speaker 1: people like up seeing a girl who I actually know
Speaker 1: her name and actually seeing her naked, just you know,
Speaker 1: while I'm walking down the street. You know, it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's very fucking weird. People do it all the fucking time,
Speaker 1: and you know it does it feel weird to you
Speaker 1: because it's not earned. I think it's that, but I
Speaker 1: think more more than anything, it's just you know, growing
Speaker 1: up in Kentucky in the eighties is like like I
Speaker 1: did not see you know, there was a there was
Speaker 1: one guy we we knew who had a had a porno. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it always seems to be the one guy, and I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not making I'm not making this. His family
Speaker 1: went out of town. We broke into his house, yeah,
Speaker 1: to watch it, and he wasn't there. No, No, we
Speaker 1: broke into his parents house and he was he was
Speaker 1: in high school. Him and his family were on vacation.
Speaker 1: We broke into. We've never seen fucking or anything. It's
Speaker 1: like nowadays. That was the first time he saw a
Speaker 1: fucking Yeah, it was a week before and then he
Speaker 1: went out of town and like, we can't go. He's like,
Speaker 1: he's in Florida for two weeks. We can't wait till
Speaker 1: he gets back. The tape was so good that you
Speaker 1: like broke in to steal it again. Looking back, I
Speaker 1: wonder if it was that good arts. Just the idea
Speaker 1: of two people sucking on tape was just so well.
Speaker 1: I would imagine if you've never seen that, you don't
Speaker 1: have access to or you don't know where you can
Speaker 1: get access to it, that's like a gold mine. Did
Speaker 1: he ever figure out that that happened? Like, was he like,
Speaker 1: where's my I think it was kind of like one
Speaker 1: of those things where like we I think a buddy
Speaker 1: of mine knew there was a key under the duck outs,
Speaker 1: you know, like the plastic duck. Okay, so he just
Speaker 1: kind of stuck it out. But but yeah, we the
Speaker 1: alarm went off and all that, but you always sat there.
Speaker 1: But that's also weird. Two years sharing around with your
Speaker 1: buddies all with owners just watching. Yeah, that's weird. That's
Speaker 1: the thing took a little homoerotic. It is homorotic in it.
Speaker 1: I mean that sounds hot, but like I'm sure that's
Speaker 1: not what you guys intended it for. But like, I
Speaker 1: don't think girls have ever done that, Like girls just
Speaker 1: don't get excited about seeing dicks. I watched port And
Speaker 1: on my high school graduation day with my friend Robin
Speaker 1: and a couple other girls. Do you watch it? And
Speaker 1: your spare time do you do? You got like your
Speaker 1: home by yourself, do you watch? Yeah? I did time
Speaker 1: on my phone every day. Yeah, I mean not every day,
Speaker 1: but yes. Um well wait, did you ever get like
Speaker 1: an like a nude polaroid? That's what I'm saying, that
Speaker 1: was a thing. Did you get? No one, No one
Speaker 1: ever gave me one. But I'm saying, like the only
Speaker 1: new like before that videotape, literally video I've seen Playboy.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know that I don't think that I've
Speaker 1: ever seen a I mean, I've seen my dick and
Speaker 1: it wasn't like what was on that tape. You haven't
Speaker 1: seen your ducking well, I mean yeah, I hope no,
Speaker 1: Yeah that was be weird. Yeah you so you never
Speaker 1: saw your parents sucking? That's fun me. You know dick
Speaker 1: in use. And even if you see your parents sucking,
Speaker 1: it's like, did you get close enough to see like
Speaker 1: the ovidual anatomy. Probably friends of mine who say they
Speaker 1: watched they only walked like. I don't know, Thank God
Speaker 1: that I would I would have been scarred forever. I
Speaker 1: handle that. I couldn't handle it. I could not handle it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I wouldn't even want to see,
Speaker 1: like a roommate having I know or hear it. I
Speaker 1: don't know why. I'll talk about sex all day, but
Speaker 1: I don't want to overhear that. A lot of neighbors
Speaker 1: in the apartment next door fucking pretty loud. That always
Speaker 1: kind of does that bother you? As attorney want and
Speaker 1: you're like, I would say, it's kind of yeah. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say turn on, but I kind of like, man,
Speaker 1: I should have, like I should be It's just like
Speaker 1: somebody's having a good time and I'm watching TV. It's
Speaker 1: a wake up Yeah, yeah, yeah. Inspiration is a good idea,
Speaker 1: just like I got to get out there and what
Speaker 1: turns what turns you on? Um oh, let me think
Speaker 1: about it. Um. I like, well, I again, I don't
Speaker 1: mean that this is sounding like like a plug. But
Speaker 1: I like album. I got a new album coming out. No, no,
Speaker 1: I like I like southern women. I've noticed that from
Speaker 1: not after the last album and touring a lot. I
Speaker 1: do for something about I get there's something about Southern men.
Speaker 1: I get it. But it's I think it's you know,
Speaker 1: I think it is. It's like going like now that
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm in New York City for thirty six
Speaker 1: hours and I'm already like, give me the funk out
Speaker 1: of here. It's just like, yeah, I just I just
Speaker 1: I just don't know it. But the kind of like
Speaker 1: the big cities. It's kind of a cliche about Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: which I think it's just more big cities. You see
Speaker 1: these like really kind of like super skinny girls who
Speaker 1: like they don't look healthy, and then you go back
Speaker 1: to the South and you see, like I like those
Speaker 1: Southern bells ye with like the kind of meat on
Speaker 1: her bones, like kind of like um, almost like a
Speaker 1: good goody two shoes kind of seemingly you like when
Speaker 1: a woman seems like a pure not not a pure
Speaker 1: I'm pretty more your mouth Like a goody two shoes
Speaker 1: to me, means innocent and pure. Yeah, it makes me
Speaker 1: like like as if I took her virginity right, which
Speaker 1: I know because when you any then you get in there,
Speaker 1: you know it's not true because she must have watched
Speaker 1: a lot of Oh you're like a lady in the
Speaker 1: streets and a freaking the sheets. I mean because I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm a goody two shoes like, but I'm
Speaker 1: most like goody two shoes is someone who's like always
Speaker 1: like It's like it's like I was good two in school,
Speaker 1: and goody two shoes as someone who like follows the
Speaker 1: rules always like hands her homework in on time. That's
Speaker 1: what a goody two shoes is. Two shoes really has
Speaker 1: something to do with sexuality. I didn't mean that came
Speaker 1: up the wrong way. A girl I was seeing recently
Speaker 1: referred to herself as a as a bedrooms whore. Is
Speaker 1: that a thing I didn't never heard? Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: what she was trying to say is when when it
Speaker 1: gets down to business, it's time to like, no one
Speaker 1: would ever know what a crazy girl I am. That's
Speaker 1: what I like. I don't I don't want. I guess.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had somebody tell you that I'm crazy
Speaker 1: in the bedroom and then actually be crazy in the bedroom? No?
Speaker 1: I think if you're saying that, yeah, and then you're
Speaker 1: defending something that isn't there and also okay, I can't
Speaker 1: imagine me like me saying that, then I'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh funk, I gotta you know, yeah, you gotta, I
Speaker 1: gotta go, I gotta do. You don't need to unless
Speaker 1: you need to warn someone that you're gonna that you
Speaker 1: like something weird. They're we're they're gonna start bleeding or
Speaker 1: get injured. Like, you don't need an't want to head
Speaker 1: just do it? Yeah, yeah, I want to. We'll want
Speaker 1: to hear a kind of an interesting or kind of
Speaker 1: funny some some fucking stuff. Is this guy's we fucked.
Speaker 1: I'll change it to girls for me, but it's a girl.
Speaker 1: So I didn't know. I don't know what self tanner is.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of it before. And we had in
Speaker 1: the sheets, and this girl had some self it was
Speaker 1: like smeared all over the place. Yeah, and this is
Speaker 1: I'm again I'm not making this up. I'm shade color blind,
Speaker 1: which is a specific kind of color blind where like
Speaker 1: purples and blues. Okay, so what is what does burnt
Speaker 1: orange look like? It looked it looked read to me,
Speaker 1: Oh okay. And I said to her, you know, like
Speaker 1: like I was just like, you know, you can tell
Speaker 1: me you don't so you know that's not what happens, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is I thought, like you thought she had a period.
Speaker 1: I thought she was having a period. I asked her.
Speaker 1: She wasn't, so that what I heard she was. And
Speaker 1: I was like, it was the blood coming from me,
Speaker 1: like about my bleeding. I went home and checked my
Speaker 1: dick and it was her cuts or something going on.
Speaker 1: And then I found out that should she not know
Speaker 1: that you had shade color blindness? Correct? I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know how that would come up and come right
Speaker 1: right by the way, if if if you ever rub
Speaker 1: it up against my sheets, you know, let me know
Speaker 1: the color, because in my head fluid. Yeah, but like
Speaker 1: also the to anything also kind of is that all
Speaker 1: that alone, I think is weird to me. Do you
Speaker 1: think she looks hot before he sucked her? Because she
Speaker 1: was nice and tan, I guess I did. Why she
Speaker 1: did it? I guess I did, but I would I've
Speaker 1: seen her. I'd seen her without I didn't give a fuck, right,
Speaker 1: So I don't know what is that? Why? I mean,
Speaker 1: why do women look hotter when they're more tanks? I
Speaker 1: feel I don't fear when I'm like, have a little son,
Speaker 1: because I just like it. That's my personal presence. Obviously,
Speaker 1: it's not just people do it. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that motherfucker lays on the self Tanner. It's weird. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's a weird. But also I know girls who do that,
Speaker 1: like they'll do the self Tanner, or like girls who
Speaker 1: have makeup, they have makeup linds on their chin, jawline
Speaker 1: and you're like girl blended. Well, obviously she did a
Speaker 1: good job because I didn't notice anything about it, and
Speaker 1: it seems like she's tricky. What's weird? It seemed like
Speaker 1: she had on her whole body. Yeah, that's where that's
Speaker 1: where you go, because where you put it, because what
Speaker 1: are you gonna show? Tan? I should have known because
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you know, she obviously knew that
Speaker 1: night someone was going down. Yeah. I didn't think about that,
Speaker 1: but I guess it didn't. I mean, she wasn't like
Speaker 1: I hope Wheeler thinks my pussy is nice and tan Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, for all the ladies out there, I
Speaker 1: don't a pale pussies completely fine, um, oh, thank you, alright.
Speaker 1: I know it's been a It's probably my most asked
Speaker 1: question when I think about Yeah, yeah, that makes a
Speaker 1: lot of sense. You talk it is you. When you
Speaker 1: were saying it's kind of it was at first shocking
Speaker 1: or just unique to hear two women talking frankly about
Speaker 1: sex it is. Listening to your music is also shocking
Speaker 1: for me. I think that's why I connected to it
Speaker 1: so much. Again, it was almost accidental how I heard
Speaker 1: about it and then what I and the title gets
Speaker 1: these like guys we fucked, Like I want to hear
Speaker 1: about the guys we fun. But the way you guys
Speaker 1: talk about is so is you know. That was the
Speaker 1: fun part for me because I just felt like, like
Speaker 1: I said, I've got a lot of female friends would
Speaker 1: talk like that. I never hear that voice in the world.
Speaker 1: I don't hear it in podcast, and I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess that Show Girls gets kind of raunchy, but I
Speaker 1: don't hear them really talking, Like I don't hear you
Speaker 1: don't talk, Yeah, you don't care, like honest, really you
Speaker 1: don't hear graphics stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think, Um,
Speaker 1: I wonder if a getting back to because as you
Speaker 1: can tell him a guy who was I'm a songwriter.
Speaker 1: Sommaries have questions. But I'm wondering if, like you know,
Speaker 1: there could be a negative I'm not saying that what happened,
Speaker 1: but like a negative effect that like people would go, oh,
Speaker 1: this is how girls talk. Now, I'm gonna start right
Speaker 1: right right. I think, um, because we talked to other
Speaker 1: women that are like, I don't know. I think it
Speaker 1: was last week's episode. The girl was a virgin, she
Speaker 1: was in really thirsty. Yeah, and I really loved I
Speaker 1: loved that conversation, but like we kind of talked to
Speaker 1: all types of word or how old was she? What
Speaker 1: you said later as I, oh, we don't have to
Speaker 1: name her name, but I remember she looks like but
Speaker 1: I looked her up online. She was attractive, she's a hottie.
Speaker 1: She's a huge babe. How how are you a virgin
Speaker 1: at agent because it's because it's a choice, and she
Speaker 1: made the choice not to have sex. That hasn'tthing to
Speaker 1: do with being attractive. Well wait, I mean how to
Speaker 1: remain like it's not like she it's how she just
Speaker 1: decided not to have sex. It's not like no one
Speaker 1: wanted to fun car. There's a different But I think
Speaker 1: it obviously makes it makes it hard. I mean like
Speaker 1: it's like I said, to meet me up until like
Speaker 1: like if I decided to remain cell that it would
Speaker 1: have been real fucking easy, you know, right, because no
Speaker 1: one wanted to suck you. Yeah, pretty much. But well
Speaker 1: it's not hard as a girl, as a woman, we're
Speaker 1: always shooting away dicks. But yeah, it's easy. It's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's easy. And if you just kind of like cater
Speaker 1: your personality to not wanting people to talk to you,
Speaker 1: it seems like she was doing everything. But oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, in terms of like actual interests. I think
Speaker 1: that's a weird that's always that's always a weird thing,
Speaker 1: because you gets some of that in this in the
Speaker 1: South to where they're like Jesus won't Texas. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was it was religious based. For how I say that
Speaker 1: I kind of think it's hot to do things like
Speaker 1: like mutual masturbation, Like that's kind of hot, Like sometimes
Speaker 1: I'd rather do that than fuck. Well, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: different and it's guys like it. Because it was like
Speaker 1: I was going to jack off tonight anyway, right, might
Speaker 1: as well do it next to you, Like if you're here,
Speaker 1: do you ever have you ever done that with a partner?
Speaker 1: Jerked off next to each other? No? But I'm just
Speaker 1: you know, you're saying that sounds like a good idea, right,
Speaker 1: It sounds fun, sounds like something to do. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's an alternative to sex, and it's it's also
Speaker 1: just like you wouldn't think it's a way to spice
Speaker 1: out things up, but like kind of holding back and
Speaker 1: not actually having sex. It's weird when you say it
Speaker 1: is it would be it would be hard to instigate it.
Speaker 1: I think you just go, hey, you wanna masterba next
Speaker 1: to each other? We can go in the bed a masterbate.
Speaker 1: I guess maybe it don't sound weird or coming from
Speaker 1: I think something from a guy would almost sound like
Speaker 1: maybe you don't want to fuck her? Oh, I guess
Speaker 1: you think so, maybe or if you don't if you
Speaker 1: don't take it that way. Else I wouldn't take it
Speaker 1: that way at all. I'd be like, yeah, yeah, um,
Speaker 1: I want to talk about your music a little bit
Speaker 1: like no so be. Every song is super explicit on
Speaker 1: your albums. I actually came across your your your previous
Speaker 1: album just like organically and listen to it when I
Speaker 1: was driving to Ohio with my boyfriend and we let
Speaker 1: laughter asses off. And I think what's really interesting is
Speaker 1: like sometimes with like dirty songs like the bit, it's
Speaker 1: kind of like over really quickly. But you managed to
Speaker 1: get so detailed and specific with every song that it
Speaker 1: doesn't it doesn't the concept doesn't get stale. How did
Speaker 1: you go well, First of all, thank you very much,
Speaker 1: but also to answer your question, I am you know.
Speaker 1: I was always a musician and loved country music, and
Speaker 1: I have a deep love of country music. But I
Speaker 1: also kind of grew up in you know, like when
Speaker 1: I was like a teenager, when you really start falling
Speaker 1: in love with music was kind of the new way
Speaker 1: to piss off your parents. Was kind of like and
Speaker 1: w A or like Ghetto Boys or two Life Cruise
Speaker 1: used to go into your into the basement listening to
Speaker 1: life who were like really really quiet, and the excitement
Speaker 1: of that I think was probably what like our parents
Speaker 1: felt like listening to the Beatles and that pisting off
Speaker 1: their parents with the Beatles, and that's what we had
Speaker 1: to get to to piss our parents off of something graphic.
Speaker 1: So I just decided after I was so piste off
Speaker 1: or I just I fucking hate country radio. I hate
Speaker 1: everything that's out there pretty much right now, I was like,
Speaker 1: what if I just again it sounds like the dumbest
Speaker 1: It's almost That's why I think of the parallels of
Speaker 1: what you guys do is like, what if I just
Speaker 1: sing how I talk? How Like, wouldn't that be crazy?
Speaker 1: You talk that filthy with my friends? Yet I mean,
Speaker 1: there's nothing I've said on the on the song that
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say say my friends. I mean like I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say fuck you bitch to a waitress, you know.
Speaker 1: But like when the when the girl I said, I
Speaker 1: said it, you said it under my breath, you know
Speaker 1: at the time, you know what I'm saying. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: if I'm saying fuck you bitch under my breath when
Speaker 1: she dumped me, even you know, it's like there must
Speaker 1: be a million other dudes thinking this, who we want
Speaker 1: to say? Would? Who would? Who've been wanting to million
Speaker 1: country country singers who must have wanted to sing this
Speaker 1: like Art Brooks has been dying to say, fuck you bitch.
Speaker 1: He's just singing about he says, he's That's why he's
Speaker 1: That's why he's a sellout. I love garthrook yeah, I
Speaker 1: also love love Garth Brooks, So yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: actually he's You know why I think the roles is
Speaker 1: like my favorite. I think I don't like him is
Speaker 1: because in high school he was it was everyone I
Speaker 1: just got. I'm so sick of yeah that friends in
Speaker 1: low places. If I hear that one more time on
Speaker 1: the Garth Brooks remember when he did the Chris Gaines
Speaker 1: period Chris Cranes Rock when he see I Feel the
Speaker 1: opposite where it was like this, what is he doing?
Speaker 1: Is he? Okay? That was awful because I think I
Speaker 1: was like, have you been on SNL too many times
Speaker 1: where you think they're like a character actor? Now? It
Speaker 1: was just it was really bad because do you remember
Speaker 1: they hey he had like a fake That was a
Speaker 1: bit that show at the time. Behind the music was
Speaker 1: he did like a behind the music on Christy Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Really yeah, I was like that's I was
Speaker 1: just like, what the funk am I? It's like, remember
Speaker 1: he made himself look skinnier on the cover. It was
Speaker 1: just like him and like, who was he married? Is
Speaker 1: he married to Tricia Yearwood? It was just time. I
Speaker 1: don't think he was so sting around going I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just love My favorite part is again that he
Speaker 1: looked skinnier on the cover. It's just like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to be a rock star. But there's no rock star
Speaker 1: that would be a fat folk you know. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta, you gotta look, there's probably something
Speaker 1: probably probably some early version of photoshop with it thinned
Speaker 1: them out. But yeah, I can't. I'd be lying if
Speaker 1: I said I could name a Chris Kane song. I
Speaker 1: don't think anybody know. I was like, no one ken. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was when you look back on it, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was probably one of the biggest misfires of music. I mean,
Speaker 1: I thought you liked it. No, I was joking that
Speaker 1: I liked it. Okay, thank god. I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have really he was like, this is serious, guys,
Speaker 1: You're like, wait, yeah, but it was. But it was
Speaker 1: put up. Well, I was so legit it was put
Speaker 1: it was put out obviously to sell records, right like
Speaker 1: they thought it was a it was, I wondered. I
Speaker 1: guess it's just like he must have just gotten so
Speaker 1: fucking successful. He's like, they'll buy it, they'll buy anything,
Speaker 1: and there must have been some small part of him
Speaker 1: like I don't want to be a country store. I
Speaker 1: want to be a rock star. I'll be Chris Gaines
Speaker 1: and they'll eat that ship up. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's kind of sad when you think of it this way.
Speaker 1: It's just like even Garth Brooks wasn't happy and had
Speaker 1: to do something else, Like all his success in country music,
Speaker 1: everyone deep down just kind of wants to be a
Speaker 1: rock star. Yeah, I guess so, yeah, And that's sad
Speaker 1: to think that's like, I mean, yeah, he was probably
Speaker 1: the most you know, most one of that. It's got
Speaker 1: to be up there with the most successful entertainers of
Speaker 1: all time. And he played my home, my hometown. There's
Speaker 1: a big there's a basketball mecca, so they have a
Speaker 1: huge arena. It's twenty three people, and he played there.
Speaker 1: He did I guess you know, to him, like playing
Speaker 1: twenty three people's fucking nothing, so he I guess the
Speaker 1: way they got him there. He played two shows one
Speaker 1: night Jesus because friends with some friends of mine went
Speaker 1: that like it's went who said it was like a
Speaker 1: traffic jam, but people probably going down this stairs and
Speaker 1: up the stairs. Yeah, he did like a six pm
Speaker 1: and nine. It's pretty close together people, and like one night,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, yeah, just to get him off the couch.
Speaker 1: You gotta promise in fifty thousand, you know, you gotta
Speaker 1: be promising. I'm sure some guy went up to him
Speaker 1: like you can make three million one night. He's like,
Speaker 1: funk that. They're like, how about okay? Six? Alright, fine, fine,
Speaker 1: I'll see you know I I I grew up in
Speaker 1: uh in Chesapeake, Virginia for ten years, which is close.
Speaker 1: I consider that the South people. I had a thick
Speaker 1: accent when I moved back up to Pennsylvania and everyone
Speaker 1: like looked at me weird with the South. It's interesting
Speaker 1: because men can be like that Southern gentleman culture and
Speaker 1: women like the Southern bell thing. I think is so
Speaker 1: charming and it's attractive. But the fucking like tailgate culture
Speaker 1: in the South is the worst of humanity. There's the
Speaker 1: other side of it too, which is that's what again
Speaker 1: kind of pissing me office. Because I make this kind
Speaker 1: of what you call explicit music. People think I'm this
Speaker 1: rowdy asshole motherfucker, Like I'm not like a you know,
Speaker 1: I think people get the wrong idea that subdued. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and people I'll do people's I'll do radio, do podcasts
Speaker 1: or whatever I'll do, and they're like, you're way nicer
Speaker 1: than I thought, Like, why did you think I didn't
Speaker 1: think you're gonna be an asshole? A why? But it's
Speaker 1: just like I don't like I think it's a it's
Speaker 1: a it's it's like if you're saying bad words, you've
Speaker 1: got a cowboy hat and cowboy boots, so it's like
Speaker 1: you're real fuck, real fucking asshole. Yeah, so kind of
Speaker 1: a I think. But that works well with women, I
Speaker 1: will say, which is like they think they like broke
Speaker 1: through and got to like hard shell and got to
Speaker 1: the soft you're just being nice because like you want
Speaker 1: I think I think they think like like I can
Speaker 1: make him nice. Yeah, Like when he talks to me,
Speaker 1: he's yeah, because you're looking hot. Yeah, have you ever
Speaker 1: said that's a woman? Have you ever like real? Do
Speaker 1: you yet? How real do you get with women? Actually?
Speaker 1: Like meaning I mean sex moves, yes, tell us that.
Speaker 1: But I'm interested in, like, what's the meanest ship you've
Speaker 1: ever to get them into bed? I don't think i've
Speaker 1: I don't, I've never. I mean describe something like, give
Speaker 1: me an example, something mean to get Yeah, like uh yeah,
Speaker 1: like you're you a little chubby in the top. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I've never. I don't do that. I know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. What's what's that book that that all my
Speaker 1: buddies and pick up artists whatever? Yeah, it's like being
Speaker 1: asshole of women and they want you, which that just
Speaker 1: doesn't work. And also I was just like, by the way,
Speaker 1: if if it's true, then we don't want to track that.
Speaker 1: But but but I also go, women can buy this
Speaker 1: book too, they're gonna know all and didn't any sense? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it still works on people with low self esteem.
Speaker 1: It does. But when people have low self esteem, like
Speaker 1: any trick can work on them because they just have
Speaker 1: no control of their lives. That's the thing I also
Speaker 1: think is bullshit. It's just like these tricks work on
Speaker 1: women was low self esteem. So does like taking them
Speaker 1: out to dinner and being nice to them you know
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Yeah, being Yeah, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think of like you know, yeah, I've definitely you know,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think trickle again. I don't think it's mean,
Speaker 1: but I'm just like or or deceptive or misleading leading
Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, it's just like my dick is huge.
Speaker 1: Well you know, yeah, well that's a lie that they're
Speaker 1: going to figure out the truth about. I don't like,
Speaker 1: I don't like blind about my dick because, like you said,
Speaker 1: because it's uh, we're going to figure it out soon enough,
Speaker 1: but I probably will. You know. The probably the biggest
Speaker 1: one with guys. You know, I don't want to sleep
Speaker 1: if you're just going to be a night you know,
Speaker 1: like a one night stand. Yeah, it's like, oh no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't do that. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: You know you said that to a woman. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like I would never do that. And how many times
Speaker 1: have you done it? Not as many as as people think,
Speaker 1: but uh, mainly because like I said, if a woman
Speaker 1: is down, is done to fund me once and she's
Speaker 1: around like she gets she gets number two, you know,
Speaker 1: priority next to your hand or yeah. I mean if
Speaker 1: I'm sitting around board and there's a girl I know
Speaker 1: in the area, Yeah, do you have hose in different
Speaker 1: area codes? Um? No? Because because I always it was
Speaker 1: that was the kind of the biggest bummer to me
Speaker 1: about the whole touring thing was you know, after the show,
Speaker 1: you meet these hot girls, hot women, and they want
Speaker 1: to by the way, about say girls, but I know
Speaker 1: what we call ourselves girls? Can we get I know?
Speaker 1: But I didn't mean I get freaked out. Yeah exactly. Um,
Speaker 1: I still see girls, but they and it'll be like,
Speaker 1: you know, let's go do something. Then I've I've got
Speaker 1: to get I've got to get on the fucking bus
Speaker 1: and go. It's like, what do you do? Come with
Speaker 1: me to Cincinnati? You know, it's like roll. I mean
Speaker 1: I've seen I went to a Steven's friend as a
Speaker 1: tour manager and I went to a show that they had,
Speaker 1: and I saw the band do meet in Greece and
Speaker 1: they would like walk women back to the dressing room
Speaker 1: to fund them in the bathroom, and like I wasn't
Speaker 1: allowed to go in the bathroom because like someone was
Speaker 1: working in there, and then she came out and I
Speaker 1: was on the tour bus because I just want to
Speaker 1: see what a tour bus look like. And she came
Speaker 1: out and he said, by, but she was like kind
Speaker 1: of clinging a little bit, like trying to get on
Speaker 1: the tour bus. I think I think that would be
Speaker 1: because I know a lot of my musician friends are
Speaker 1: you know, like that, like you know, um, so and so,
Speaker 1: Like I'll be in some random thing, They'll be like,
Speaker 1: so and so wants to take it to your show.
Speaker 1: I'm like, so, can you help me out because you
Speaker 1: know this is a girl I suck in that town
Speaker 1: was like, okay, yeah, I'll help you out getting some
Speaker 1: good But but I'm always like, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: want to. I don't know. Again, I don't want to
Speaker 1: come across as like I don't want to ruin my
Speaker 1: whole image tip. But I don't think that the kind
Speaker 1: of guy who just like I don't want to a
Speaker 1: girl in the bathroom tennis before show. It doesn't seem
Speaker 1: like fun to me. It doesn't seem like fun to either.
Speaker 1: It probably is fun to someone, but if you know
Speaker 1: the person, it's fun. But I don't think if you
Speaker 1: don't know, the person that doesn't seem that fun, I
Speaker 1: would feel, Yeah, I would almost feel more lonely fucking
Speaker 1: a stranger in the bathroom. I also think, like I said,
Speaker 1: singing about it and being that explicit about it comes
Speaker 1: from a place of probably someone who's like more talked
Speaker 1: in action. Maybe are you more talked in action? Well,
Speaker 1: and no one can be as much action as I
Speaker 1: sing about it has to be. I think it was
Speaker 1: because you know, I was like, you know, it took me.
Speaker 1: You know, It's like I was not a popular dude
Speaker 1: in high school and were you bullied? I wasn't bullied.
Speaker 1: I was attention to you regardless. Yeah, I was just
Speaker 1: kind of invisible. And then then I started playing guitar
Speaker 1: and thats started getting me attention. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's keep doing more this. Yeah, And uh so I
Speaker 1: think the idea just any kind of kind of talking
Speaker 1: bluntly sexual on like in a song is still kind
Speaker 1: of new and exciting for me because it wasn't, you know,
Speaker 1: something I was really I was used to talk, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about especially like in front of a group
Speaker 1: of concert goers who are excited to hear you sing
Speaker 1: about that stuff. Yeah, it's like you know, like I
Speaker 1: like what like my new like my new song on
Speaker 1: my new record called pussy King, like I claimed I'm
Speaker 1: the pussy kid, which I don't think if you're really
Speaker 1: the king of all pussy, you probably wouldn't sing about
Speaker 1: it even let people know. Yeah, other people would say
Speaker 1: that about you. You wouldn't say that about yourself. Do
Speaker 1: you let someone else right think you'd cover it? Yeah? Exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's just it's it's kind of uh, I don't
Speaker 1: want to say, what's the word I'm looking for, but
Speaker 1: it's like just like maybe if I just sing it,
Speaker 1: it'll it'll it will become true. You know, people just
Speaker 1: start calling me that manifest destiny man. Yeah exactly. Do
Speaker 1: you ever worry that, like kind of like Andrew dice Clay,
Speaker 1: that people will take what you're saying to literally, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: all the all the time. And it happens to you know,
Speaker 1: it's like got you know that we had a song
Speaker 1: called eating Pussy Kicking Ass on the first record. I say,
Speaker 1: we be to blame it on other people. So like,
Speaker 1: I think there's dudes who are just like gas just
Speaker 1: get I want to make sure that the song is
Speaker 1: about eating pussy then like beating up the boyfriend. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like, don't you know I thought, I think it's
Speaker 1: me like kick ass in life, like exactly pussy and
Speaker 1: then just go ahead and kick some entered like it
Speaker 1: was a red bull. It was. It was kind of yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not like a mantra from my fans, you know,
Speaker 1: eating pussy kicking. That's which is to me is fine.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, it's funny. Yeah, it's fine. You know,
Speaker 1: it's no big deal. But there's guys who just it's
Speaker 1: what we were talking before, is I mean a lot
Speaker 1: of people are just like, let's let's go do a
Speaker 1: bunch of drugs and funk a bunch of chicks. I'm
Speaker 1: just like, it's fucking Tuesday, man. I gotta show them.
Speaker 1: I gotta i gotta be in Cleveland the morning. You know.
Speaker 1: It's like I got radio in them. It's like, I
Speaker 1: just can't de My lifestyle does not cater to that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's that's that's that's the bigger the biggest bummer
Speaker 1: which people don't which I never understood watching you know,
Speaker 1: rock stars or musicians when I was a kid, is
Speaker 1: when they would complain about how it's not all that
Speaker 1: great but not actually kind of get it. It's just
Speaker 1: like it's a lot of work. It's like it's a
Speaker 1: lot of work. Then get into music for the pussy.
Speaker 1: I really do. Every man I've ever talked to his
Speaker 1: professional musician hasn't said, yes, that is true, even like
Speaker 1: Louis Arms wrong you think, oh, yeah, I had a gift.
Speaker 1: I feel like he loved it. Elton John didn't. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, Stevie Wonder probably didn't do it for the pussy,
Speaker 1: but I seriously, I mean good for so Elton John
Speaker 1: does he eat it for the dick? Yeah either way, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he's obviously No. I don't think I think
Speaker 1: there's varying levels of it. I think someone like Elton
Speaker 1: John clearly has like a crazy gift that like even
Speaker 1: also if he wanted to if like it was probably
Speaker 1: a time when it wasn't that easy to the funk dude,
Speaker 1: just like if I'm the king, and you know, if
Speaker 1: I'm outain, like I can do what I can say, Hey, Rhadi,
Speaker 1: grab that dude, you know. Yeah. But I mean I
Speaker 1: when I do stand up common, I feel I do
Speaker 1: feel like sexy because I feel like I'm funny, and
Speaker 1: that takes a lot of intelligence and a lot of
Speaker 1: like all these hard work and all that ship. But
Speaker 1: like I feel like with men who go to music,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh wow, this is like a lot of work,
Speaker 1: and when women going to something, we don't go into
Speaker 1: it for the dick. Yeah, I mean, I wish it's
Speaker 1: a good point. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just like I wish
Speaker 1: someone told me. I was like when I playing guitar,
Speaker 1: it's like I'm gonna playing guitar when you get pussy,
Speaker 1: It's like I wish someone warming that. Yeah, sometimes you
Speaker 1: gotta get up at five thirty am from radio. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like I probably hate radio. You've mentioned a lot.
Speaker 1: I mean, I that's the part I have not had
Speaker 1: to do it. Since I don't do it, I still
Speaker 1: say that it's not that it's is I hate getting
Speaker 1: up early. That we're your JAD seven wheel Walker Jr.
Speaker 1: Probably sucking a lot of chip. First, the first morning
Speaker 1: of my first tour, UM, I had a local because
Speaker 1: you know it's like, let's say you a hundred tickets left,
Speaker 1: you go to the local station. You can sell them
Speaker 1: pretty fast. And I supposed to be at the speed
Speaker 1: at the station at six thirty and I and I
Speaker 1: woke and that's an Italian didn't even I think I
Speaker 1: was Dallas or somewhere in which I don't know why
Speaker 1: I decided to get there was like a car pick.
Speaker 1: I woke up at eleven. I missed, I miss I
Speaker 1: missed the interview by like, I guess that's a lot
Speaker 1: before and I called and I woke up, like I
Speaker 1: called the stay shown was like it's too late. They're
Speaker 1: like you're talking about is too late? Like there's been
Speaker 1: two more shows since you're not even close. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I had to call, you know, you know, it's
Speaker 1: all that bullshit called managers like, oh yeah, the Dallas
Speaker 1: station is um. It was funny too because it was
Speaker 1: doing the radio promotion for this this album where they're
Speaker 1: calling me up and they're like it's one station. They
Speaker 1: sound kind of familiar. They're like remember us, you you
Speaker 1: you know we you're supposed to stop by the station.
Speaker 1: You never fucking showed up or you and you called
Speaker 1: us like five hours later. It's like, yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 1: was Do you jerk off a lot on the road, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I will say that that that That's what I think
Speaker 1: the reason I jerk off so much on the road
Speaker 1: is because, like I said, you you get done with
Speaker 1: the show and you're like, oh I could. If I
Speaker 1: wasn't had didn't have to get on the bus and
Speaker 1: go the next time, I probably would. I could be
Speaker 1: fucking right now. So it makes you kind of horny.
Speaker 1: You're just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you could be. How
Speaker 1: did the ladies have been? How do you ladies? I
Speaker 1: know that should have been my title. I could right now.
Speaker 1: How do you know what what signs as a girl
Speaker 1: give you? Or do they verbally say like hey you
Speaker 1: want to fuck like that? That make he that lead
Speaker 1: you to believe? And I don't think it's swinger ship,
Speaker 1: but you always see there's always there's always a dude
Speaker 1: with a girl and then another like hey, you should
Speaker 1: come out with me. So there's some dudes a couple,
Speaker 1: and then a girl who by yourself, and there's a
Speaker 1: dude who's like a fan who kind of he's into it,
Speaker 1: right like please fuck this chick. Yeah, but like he's
Speaker 1: because he then he gets to hang out with me,
Speaker 1: which I hate that part. Yeah that's the worst. But
Speaker 1: then he'll grab me but he'll be liked but but no,
Speaker 1: but yeah, exactly. That's part I'm worried about. I think.
Speaker 1: But he he'll grab me, like trust me, you want
Speaker 1: to come with us, right, like, hey, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: you pussy. He's like he thinks he's doing you or
Speaker 1: something like he's liked, trust trust me. This girl knows
Speaker 1: her way around the dick, is what he's trying to say.
Speaker 1: You know, it's weird. Yeah, it's weird. It's a weird
Speaker 1: way to bond with a dude. You known weird cell too.
Speaker 1: It's like I've done this, you should do this. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: although I have said to girlfriends not and that's not
Speaker 1: a stranger that I've never met, even if I'm a
Speaker 1: fan of him that like, hey, this guy's good at
Speaker 1: oh I did too. I was like I told my friend.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, he has a big dick
Speaker 1: and it's good. But I mean yeah, but I mean
Speaker 1: I I wasn't currently sucking him or hanging out with
Speaker 1: him anymore. How would you know? But you know, I
Speaker 1: wasn't currently I previously had Yeah, I think. And that's
Speaker 1: like I said, I think, I think there's a lot.
Speaker 1: I know this will come as a shock, but there
Speaker 1: seems to be a lot more My more fanatic fans
Speaker 1: are male. So then there's some sense I know, I
Speaker 1: know what he wants is he wants, you know, I'll
Speaker 1: give him my sister's friend. You know, that'll be a
Speaker 1: give him. Yeah, seeing that's going back to the roots
Speaker 1: of marriage exactly. It is. But it's kind of my
Speaker 1: daughter for money and land please. Yeah, it gets it
Speaker 1: gets a little too. It's almost it's just too it's
Speaker 1: too close to prostitution for mine. I mean that was happened,
Speaker 1: happening pretty recently. I mean I remember, like Will Smith
Speaker 1: when he was on The Fresh Prince of bel Air,
Speaker 1: like Dad's used to bring their stories of Dad, like
Speaker 1: bringing their daughters up to like basically fuck him. Like
Speaker 1: he he lived in a very different life. Weird Will
Speaker 1: Smith that we know today weird. Yeah, that is so
Speaker 1: there's a lot of weird you forgot. He was a
Speaker 1: musician too, although that's probably in quotes. I don't know
Speaker 1: how much he was a rapper I'm saying, but like
Speaker 1: he was that good music. I mean, I mean, that's
Speaker 1: a song we all know, getting jiggy with it. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what, I'll sing along too that whatever way
Speaker 1: way more successful in Chris Gaines more successful in Chris
Speaker 1: Gaines because he was just beating himself. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'm corny, but what's what's the most forward of woman's
Speaker 1: ever been with you? When basically trying to be like
Speaker 1: y'all want to suck him. Well, I'll tell you the
Speaker 1: most because I didn't know this until recently, but you
Speaker 1: can direct message on Instagram. Oh yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Oh and there's another box. That's That's the other thing.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. There's a box. There's an inbox of
Speaker 1: people who aren't your message request. Yeah. I went down
Speaker 1: and there was one. I swear to God, dear the authorities.
Speaker 1: I did not respond to this one. A girl goes
Speaker 1: because we're playing the Bowery Ballroom June. Look at my
Speaker 1: manager June sixth or whatever it is. Um, you girls
Speaker 1: want to come? Yeah, I can get you. Girl. I
Speaker 1: saw a messages girl goes on I'm only eighteen, so
Speaker 1: I can't getting into the show. But I swear to
Speaker 1: God if you let me in, I'll blow you on stage. WHOA,
Speaker 1: And that's not good for anyone. Number one year under age,
Speaker 1: number two shot under issues of age underage for then
Speaker 1: you can legally fun that girl, if you, if you,
Speaker 1: if you both consent. I know I don't want to
Speaker 1: eighteen number two. I also don't want to blow job
Speaker 1: on stage. Yeah, that's a little that's that's pushing that,
Speaker 1: that takes my music in a new Yeah. And I
Speaker 1: will say that when when young women and I did this,
Speaker 1: not I didn't say that. But also there wasn't social media,
Speaker 1: like when the young women realize that their sexuality is
Speaker 1: powerful and that they could kind of change, like they
Speaker 1: can influence a grown man based off of their body.
Speaker 1: I wonder that's a weird power hungry, like you don't
Speaker 1: even know what to do with that. And sometimes you say,
Speaker 1: I think I did the best thing, which is not respond.
Speaker 1: But I'm wondering. I wonder if it was her way
Speaker 1: of just getting some kind of some kind of any
Speaker 1: kind of response. You know. Oh, I'm sure she wanted
Speaker 1: to respond. I'm sure she also wanted to get into
Speaker 1: because she probably Yeah, she wanted to. She probably want
Speaker 1: to response. She probably wanted to go to your I
Speaker 1: wanted to. I wanted to sell her tickets and t shirts,
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to. I didn't want to turn
Speaker 1: my show into a sex show right right right right
Speaker 1: a star. But yeah, I mean there's a lot of
Speaker 1: things wrong with that. I mean that was like one
Speaker 1: of my but that other box has changed my life.
Speaker 1: I didn't know how On Instagram, Yeah, I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't know how many there's me requests. There's so
Speaker 1: many fucking pairs of tits on there. God, we don't
Speaker 1: get any Today's do you know? Do not know the box? No?
Speaker 1: I don't. I try not to look at my d
Speaker 1: M s at all on Instagram, and then you could
Speaker 1: tell when people check it, right, it's just all it's
Speaker 1: just all bad news. You go to other plus requests
Speaker 1: and there's all these people I know in real life
Speaker 1: constantly in box me on that. I'm like, you know me,
Speaker 1: what do you do that? Text me possible resources. I've
Speaker 1: had people I know like damn me on Twitter, I'm
Speaker 1: like what I mean, my chicken? Come on? Yeah? Have
Speaker 1: you ever sent a picture of your penis? Have you
Speaker 1: ever taken a picture of your penis? It's interesting you
Speaker 1: say that because I just came up with you're just debating,
Speaker 1: just talking about this the other day. I've literally I
Speaker 1: don't think I've never seen a picture I think it's
Speaker 1: just being an older gentleman. You know you're not that old,
Speaker 1: your sixty. I'm thirty one. I mean, but I'm also
Speaker 1: but I feel fucking seventy. But I've never taken dick
Speaker 1: feels seventy. My dick looks seventy. Your dick looks seven.
Speaker 1: What is this seven year old can be pissed? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just it's got it's a it's got gray hairs.
Speaker 1: I know it does not. My dick doesn't have gray hairs.
Speaker 1: My beard does. Though dicks can have gray hairs. It's
Speaker 1: cewed in your beard though on your dick, I would
Speaker 1: say less though. I would just assume that would freak
Speaker 1: a girl. I wouldn't freaked me out. Not much would
Speaker 1: freak me out, to be maybe it would be weird
Speaker 1: to like that's a good idea. That's a funny idea.
Speaker 1: Just some some teenager. For some reason, I had just
Speaker 1: like a hair hairy gray balls, you know, I mean balls.
Speaker 1: Maybe actually spray paint my pubes because you know how
Speaker 1: all the young girls are like doing like their hair gray.
Speaker 1: Now I'll do my pussy gray. Yeah, is that a thing? Seriously?
Speaker 1: Gray hair? Yeah? Yeah, oh yeah, they do but they die.
Speaker 1: The whole thing. It looks like high fashioning. The problem
Speaker 1: is some people look amazing and some people I actually
Speaker 1: just that they look. Don't forget, which it's not a cliche,
Speaker 1: which is, whatever has happened in New York City makes
Speaker 1: its way down to where where I am about ten
Speaker 1: years later. Not a joke. So that'll be happening in
Speaker 1: years from now. I'll look forward to it. Yeah, you'll
Speaker 1: have teenage girls looking like their elderly. Yeah, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be really confused and do a lot of double takes.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, snapchats confused saying so in ten years and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be fucking women with gray hairs that storm
Speaker 1: from the X Men or my grandma. Yeah, my lord,
Speaker 1: that's that's very strange. I didn't know that was a thing.
Speaker 1: How young do you go? Give a limit? I tried.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I try, like you know, it's
Speaker 1: like I can't do it. But to me, anything below
Speaker 1: thirty now kind of freaks me out. Yeah. It's interesting
Speaker 1: because like I've always thought that younger guys I'm like,
Speaker 1: but now I'm like, hey, hey, you twenty one year
Speaker 1: old dude, You're not anything like you're actually kind of sexy.
Speaker 1: I forgot. I think I've just now coming to the
Speaker 1: age where I realized, like, like early, how little someone
Speaker 1: in the early twenties fucking knows, you know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's very true. It's it's a it's a
Speaker 1: mature side of myself that I don't like to talk
Speaker 1: about it. It's kind of it's kind of bumming me.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well, I mean me, mature is good because
Speaker 1: you can be a mature person and also say filthy
Speaker 1: ship on stage. That that's the biggest misconception I think
Speaker 1: that we get is like stupid horrors but exactly well,
Speaker 1: I think that's that's something we have in common. Other
Speaker 1: reason I dig the show. It's just like talking explicitly,
Speaker 1: using explicit language doesn't mean you're a fucking dipshit, you know.
Speaker 1: That's what That's one thing that pisces me off is
Speaker 1: people just think, you know, being from the South and
Speaker 1: talking dirty, I'm like, you know, just some some dumb redneck, right,
Speaker 1: which I will say, like I we I catch myself
Speaker 1: doing this all the time on the podcast, Like whenever
Speaker 1: I'm imitating somebody stupid, I do a Southern accent. People
Speaker 1: I mean when I first the first time I ever
Speaker 1: went to New York, I was scared shitless. But I
Speaker 1: remember just people thinking I was I was dumb. Tom
Speaker 1: Petty's got a song to be sure. Heard his song
Speaker 1: Southern accents? Oh no, I haven't really good. It's it's
Speaker 1: like because he's kind of got that voice too. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, southern talking about just having a Southern accent.
Speaker 1: You know, some folks call it country. You know, Yankees
Speaker 1: call it dumb. It's kind of the lyrics, you know,
Speaker 1: just like that. I think of when I do that,
Speaker 1: Like in my head, I have that. I remember my
Speaker 1: dad loves NASCAR, so I used to go to NASCAR
Speaker 1: races all time in Richmond. And uh, the tailgating culture.
Speaker 1: Like when I was talking about tailgating in the South earlier,
Speaker 1: like that's what I remember, Like I was like ten,
Speaker 1: and men would just say awful. I think people don't know.
Speaker 1: People always talking about people. The big thing is people
Speaker 1: love SEC SEC football, nothing bigger than that. Try to
Speaker 1: explain to people they're really talking about before the game
Speaker 1: and after the game, way more than the fucking game,
Speaker 1: because Kentucky football is huge. And then one, I mean
Speaker 1: they lose this all the time. They're horrible. Yeah, basketball
Speaker 1: team is great, but they just like that. But the
Speaker 1: football team is horrible and we have been for years
Speaker 1: and attendance doesn't go down, you know, yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 1: it's it's like it's more of the experience of going
Speaker 1: to the ship going to the game. I think that's
Speaker 1: I think that's the thing is like, you know, the
Speaker 1: beer and the and the ribs still a fucking awesome Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: no matter how good the fucking team. I mean, I
Speaker 1: would go just based on beer and ribs. I'll do anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of with him, but I don't know. I'm again,
Speaker 1: I'm getting kind of like I'm getting to that age
Speaker 1: where it's just like, all right, time to go home.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, no, we gotta go watch three hours
Speaker 1: of like rather watch it on my couch. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: me too. I mean I'm already at that age. We
Speaker 1: were just talking the way over here. It's like, let's
Speaker 1: try to get because the Stanley Cups now it's going
Speaker 1: to be a Nashville which is a new thing for Nashville. Yea,
Speaker 1: go say, let's try and get some tickets. But now
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, all these Tennessee's like a hockey town.
Speaker 1: You know, It's like everyone is now all these football
Speaker 1: dudes are now like talking to me about fucking hockey
Speaker 1: as if they've been watching it for thirty years now.
Speaker 1: Nashville's like it's like a hockey town. Hockey Hell yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: It makes sense though. The violence and hockey is fun
Speaker 1: to watch, and I feel like drug people love watching.
Speaker 1: The real test is when the team is not good,
Speaker 1: are they Yeah, it's like good enough of a hang
Speaker 1: yeah exactly, we'll see. My guess is no, but but
Speaker 1: it's still cool. Well what happens? Yeah yeah, yeah? Well
Speaker 1: do you do you have any words of wisdom about
Speaker 1: sex or any other stories you want to share with
Speaker 1: us before? And we want to also like your album
Speaker 1: again because we don't have. I feel like I've done it,
Speaker 1: like t know, I like doing it at the end
Speaker 1: two just as a good wrap up. But I wanted
Speaker 1: to know if you have any other like crazy sex
Speaker 1: stories that you want to gift us with. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think I used to do, I had, we I
Speaker 1: tried doing a doing I'm doing a podcast right now.
Speaker 1: For the first time, there was a we did a
Speaker 1: section called pussy stories where I would tell pussy stories
Speaker 1: and then I stopped because I was running out. How
Speaker 1: many did you get pussy stories? Do you have? Well?
Speaker 1: We had, like, um, we had I think we got
Speaker 1: it up to about four. And I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to the same thing as you were talking about,
Speaker 1: Like I got family listening to this ship. That's enough.
Speaker 1: Oh well, well, but the girl wasn't there, was she?
Speaker 1: You were just kind of recalling the story the first Well,
Speaker 1: I hate to be I hate to make this sound
Speaker 1: like this is a theme, but yeah, the first time
Speaker 1: that that the there was a time that the you know,
Speaker 1: the Tanner was not Tanner, you know, when I was
Speaker 1: younger and she got her period, and which is fine,
Speaker 1: it's normal natural, but holy fuck it, it freaked me
Speaker 1: the funk out. I was like, yeah, freaks and freaks
Speaker 1: girls out too. I mean, I I don't think it's
Speaker 1: wrong for a guy to be freaked out by that.
Speaker 1: Girls are freaked up by Yeah. I mean I felt
Speaker 1: bad that I was so, but I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's like I got my period today and I still
Speaker 1: was upset about it. You know, I'm sad every time
Speaker 1: I get it, just as happy. I'm not pregnant. That's
Speaker 1: like a weird thing, you know, that's that joy. But
Speaker 1: it just times that you're like this fucking ship again.
Speaker 1: Yeah all it's like remember going into the like the
Speaker 1: trash can the next day and looking at that condom
Speaker 1: just was like like, yeah, like I picked it up
Speaker 1: out of the trash that's weird. That's even closer. It's
Speaker 1: actually it's actually in a plaque at the country music Hall,
Speaker 1: as it should be. Yeah. Well, now I just think
Speaker 1: that's not a crazy sex story, but I'm just it
Speaker 1: kind of crazy crazy? Can me whatever you you've wanted
Speaker 1: to mean? Memorable? Yeah, memorable, I guess is a better word. Okay,
Speaker 1: how about this which people you've heard it before, but
Speaker 1: I remember the first time this happened, which I think
Speaker 1: it's from my fearing from my friends is fairly common.
Speaker 1: I don't like. And I've been watching Mark and watch
Speaker 1: how much you last during this the doing the girl
Speaker 1: from behind where maybe if fart comes out her because
Speaker 1: that's right and your that's that's probably that's that's what
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying is when you find out what
Speaker 1: it ain't and you're and you're like, it's you're right
Speaker 1: in the line of fire. It's like, yeah, you gotta keep,
Speaker 1: you gotta keep. You almost want to be like, I
Speaker 1: need ten minutes here to like to like this is
Speaker 1: that's something awful. You used to think for farts because
Speaker 1: they sound a lot alike, but one smells and one
Speaker 1: does exactly. That's what I'm saying, is like, but like
Speaker 1: you don't know that at first, so you're probably like,
Speaker 1: oh man, well the first time, yeah, I would know
Speaker 1: because even I remember that that was one of my
Speaker 1: first sexual experiences. Is that happened? I was just like,
Speaker 1: is that what sex is? Just? Getting farted on? Sucks? Wow? Yeah.
Speaker 1: People are so embarrassed about queens. But I'm just like,
Speaker 1: how would you just take a moment and be thankful
Speaker 1: that you didn't fart during Have you ever fared? Real possibility?
Speaker 1: I'm sure, I'm sure you have. I have. I mean
Speaker 1: that you're at your most loose, like you know, it's
Speaker 1: like that's a good point. Yeah, it's like it's like yoga.
Speaker 1: That's why people are always farting during yoga. But I
Speaker 1: asked Stephen, I'm like, you've never fared during sex and
Speaker 1: farts all time? But He's like, yeah, but that he
Speaker 1: said that he's not loose or relax. I think I
Speaker 1: think I'm doing some there's probably some SPDs that I
Speaker 1: don't you know what I'm talking. Yeah, but deadly, Oh
Speaker 1: I know. I was. Those are the ones that creep
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden you go and then
Speaker 1: you yell at the person next to you. Done it
Speaker 1: a lot, Yeah, just like, well that's grossy, it's like
Speaker 1: playing on somebody else, even though yeah, it's I want
Speaker 1: to hear one of your one of yours, because we
Speaker 1: haven't heard any good fucking sex stories from you guys.
Speaker 1: I mean you've heard a lot past three years people
Speaker 1: have saying, but I haven't heard any in the last
Speaker 1: twenty minutes. But is there a next in a while? Um,
Speaker 1: there's a week one almost. I was gonna have sex
Speaker 1: in Vegas, talked about this in the intro and then
Speaker 1: it just that town did not make me want to
Speaker 1: fuck at all. What you mean you were gonna? We
Speaker 1: were We went there for a comedy festival and I
Speaker 1: I brought with me, and I took my boyfriend, and
Speaker 1: I also took condoms and like dildos and lube and
Speaker 1: vibrators and all these fun things. So that's all you
Speaker 1: needed to check your in the hotel. Well yeah, but
Speaker 1: also you know it was too much for carry on.
Speaker 1: Um and uh I've had tsa handled my dildos but
Speaker 1: I don't care. Um. But the people were so sad
Speaker 1: to me that I couldn't fuck what do you mean
Speaker 1: they were so sad? Um. They just seemed like hopeless
Speaker 1: but they had still had hope. But in a way,
Speaker 1: it's like Vegas for a show where it was just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like a lot of guys on dialysis and wheelchairs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like smoking and gambling, and I mean not everybody was sad,
Speaker 1: but the ones that were overpowered the regular leaving lots
Speaker 1: of it. That's a depressing movie. Oh I don't want
Speaker 1: to watch that leaving Las Vegas, the one that's the one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that basically goes there to die. My mom
Speaker 1: loves that movie. It's a good movie, but it's it's
Speaker 1: a great movie. Yeah. I mean, depressing movies are the
Speaker 1: best movies, just like depressing songs of the best songs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well it's like why that's why again? What fuck you
Speaker 1: bitch was such a giant, enormous you know, Top ten worldwide.
Speaker 1: It was heartbreak. So heartbreak. So your album, it's called
Speaker 1: Old Wheeler, comes out June second, June second, and I'm
Speaker 1: trying to um, there's another guy, someone, there's a there's
Speaker 1: a Because I put out my album's independently, I do it.
Speaker 1: I'm an independent artistan. There's I'm going up against, you know,
Speaker 1: the big Nashville, the big guns, Sony Warner Brothers, all
Speaker 1: those guys. So I'm trying. We're trying to have a
Speaker 1: really high debut and show these fucker that you don't
Speaker 1: need the label games. I've learned a lot about label
Speaker 1: bit a k Sony. Yeah you Sony. I mean unless
Speaker 1: you want to eating pussy and kicking ass. You know,
Speaker 1: It's like I'm here, here to here, to fucking stay,
Speaker 1: and then I'm so yeah. We've been trying to get
Speaker 1: you know, you know, that's why I've been pushing the
Speaker 1: pre orders and all that ships. We can get the numbers.
Speaker 1: I think I give off kind of like I don't
Speaker 1: give a shift attitude, but that's not the truth. I
Speaker 1: want to, like, I wanted to have a number one
Speaker 1: country record. I want to everyone to fucking buy it
Speaker 1: and support independent. Not since her fucking country music. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: and where can one pre order it? Your website, Tunes, Amazon,
Speaker 1: my website, not banned from Walmart, banned from Kmartin Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say those those places, that's every other
Speaker 1: world would be bleeked. You don't need to get part
Speaker 1: of that. That's that's what's gonna kill me if I
Speaker 1: don't do well, is because all these other shitty artists
Speaker 1: obviously are just that's the only people who buy CDs
Speaker 1: now are people people who would buy country albums at Walmart, Right.
Speaker 1: I know it's not really a level playing field, but
Speaker 1: it's my fault that it's weird that Walmart has like
Speaker 1: such horrible morals and yet they as a couple like that,
Speaker 1: as like the top people in the company are just
Speaker 1: like pieces of ship, and they treat their employees like ship.
Speaker 1: But then they're like, but we can't put out albums
Speaker 1: with curs. Well, censorship of language is a distraction anyway,
Speaker 1: it's not. Someone told me that even like the dirty
Speaker 1: hip hop albums, the Walmart versions are clean versions. Oh yeah, yeah, No.
Speaker 1: I remember when I remember very distinctly, when I was
Speaker 1: twelve years old, I bought a was a draw Role
Speaker 1: album or yeah, I think I've accidentally clean versions so
Speaker 1: many times and I get home and almost like this
Speaker 1: is trapped M album. I don't even hear it. They're
Speaker 1: I accidentally bought an M and M album. Like that's
Speaker 1: such a weight. Why do I even have? Why is
Speaker 1: the music exist? Like it's almost like it reminds me
Speaker 1: of the old days when they would do like a
Speaker 1: stereo and a mono mix. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no one
Speaker 1: wants it. It's dilutes. At the point of the artist
Speaker 1: doing the ship is to not dilute what they're trying
Speaker 1: to think again, which is that's why I felt the bonds.
Speaker 1: That's what what I've been, what I've enjoyed about promoting.
Speaker 1: I don't really like promotion all that ship, which I
Speaker 1: don't even consider this that just because it is talking,
Speaker 1: but like there is I can now put out a
Speaker 1: dirty record and there's there's places to go now yeah,
Speaker 1: to talk. Well, that's why I love podcasting because it's
Speaker 1: like no one's I was. I kind of discovered the
Speaker 1: world of podcasting through this that last record, and it's
Speaker 1: like we're looking for people to talk to those only
Speaker 1: people who would fuck talk to me. It's like once
Speaker 1: you go to the serious building and do all the interview.
Speaker 1: There's no place fucking left and I and there's I've
Speaker 1: done podcasts were way bigger than any serious you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've done podcasts. Are I swear to got our bigger
Speaker 1: than network TV? I did. I did Joe Rogan's podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, his Yeah. I'm friends with Ryan red
Speaker 1: Band who like produces his ship and telling me about
Speaker 1: the numbers one day and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: left there and the next morning we got some we's
Speaker 1: got the charts that we thought it was a mistake,
Speaker 1: was like, what do we do differently this week? His
Speaker 1: reach is insane, It's amazing. It was bigger than Yeah.
Speaker 1: Every time Joe has ever mentioned guys we fund on
Speaker 1: the podcast, we get like tweets about it, like that's
Speaker 1: how like that to me? Is someone someone someone told
Speaker 1: me that we um that week we sold more that
Speaker 1: same week another artist have played SNL and we had
Speaker 1: a bigger jump in sales like his podcast. People fast
Speaker 1: forward that SNL musical exactly. But I do sometimes like,
Speaker 1: if you were to ask a musician you want to
Speaker 1: do Joe Rogan's podcast or Siding out Live? Obviously you
Speaker 1: know what they pick. But Brogan is going to get
Speaker 1: you a better boots in this world. That's a It's
Speaker 1: a better thing doing doing run around. Doing podcast is
Speaker 1: way better. It's cool, it's cool. There's a way to
Speaker 1: to do explicit, uncensored music and have a way for
Speaker 1: people to know about it. Yeah, absolutely, because I did
Speaker 1: this ship. Yeah, and we would have interviewed you regardless
Speaker 1: of you had an album out, because like your ship
Speaker 1: were our ships aligned? That's really cool exactly, and that
Speaker 1: like I said, but you know, anyone who reaches out
Speaker 1: to me and wants to use my song, we're already friends.
Speaker 1: Just like Yeah. I mean, although if I had listened
Speaker 1: and didn't like it, I wouldn't get Oh, I'll be honest.
Speaker 1: I listened and liked it. So it wasn't just the
Speaker 1: word that it was like. It wasn't just about girls
Speaker 1: who funck. It was like, I like what they're talking.
Speaker 1: Stories kind of aligns with the story of Paula Cole
Speaker 1: lending her song to Dawson's Creek. It's almost the same.
Speaker 1: I was going to say that she was she was,
Speaker 1: she was unsure, but then she said, you know what,
Speaker 1: I like this show. I love I love. I love
Speaker 1: those stories. They always say that and find out later
Speaker 1: it's just they raised the money or you know, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I believe it wasn't until that. It's a great show.
Speaker 1: I love the show. And then they had another million,
Speaker 1: so I said, I said, yeah, but yeah for for
Speaker 1: my stuff, like even to like there was there's a
Speaker 1: UFC fighter who was a big fan of mine, and
Speaker 1: he was he's they just put him in a movie
Speaker 1: and there's a scene in the movie where he does
Speaker 1: karaoke and he asked if he could sing was getting
Speaker 1: as in the movie? And I'm like, so, like, obviously
Speaker 1: it's not a huge movie. He just texted me, can
Speaker 1: I use the song? Oh okay, yeah, because you would
Speaker 1: have a production person or something call your people. Yeah
Speaker 1: they this guy over here would know. But I think
Speaker 1: we did get actually, but it was it was it
Speaker 1: was not it was known to go. I just I said,
Speaker 1: just whatever, they give it to him if somebody who
Speaker 1: wants it that bad. I'm not in it for the money, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you want to spread your ship around,
Speaker 1: and like I mean, we do standard comedy every night,
Speaker 1: and most of the times that's free. Yea. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: lose money on the cab to the gig costs more
Speaker 1: than how much you get paid. Yeah, do you guys do, like,
Speaker 1: do do tour with this? Oh? Yeah, we tour? We do.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, we just walk around with these microphone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'd be like what you like someone cares? Yeah, to
Speaker 1: show is pretty great. We bring the podcast to life
Speaker 1: with the audience in it. Well I must have. Obviously
Speaker 1: I haven't downloaded, and I somehow missed the live ones.
Speaker 1: But it's that pretty good money. You don't have to
Speaker 1: name numbers, but yeah, it is when you get off,
Speaker 1: it's pretty good. Um Uh. It's not glamorous though, so
Speaker 1: I mean I think it's a lot of fun. We're
Speaker 1: getting aid for what the work that we are doing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we don't have any like crew and it's all ourselves.
Speaker 1: Like actually we have to end this and then book
Speaker 1: some flights for ourselves. Yeah, with for our tour highly
Speaker 1: jacked up because we wait wait to the last minute.
Speaker 1: So do you have to like to like what I
Speaker 1: like what someone else does for me? Do you guys
Speaker 1: have to like talk to the people about there might
Speaker 1: like what's kind of set up you need? And all
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah, like here's our Yeah, here's a
Speaker 1: preset we we we give to the agents, the agents
Speaker 1: to get their sis and then they say for all
Speaker 1: gigs'll tell you all about it. Let's wrap this up
Speaker 1: before we with people asleep with the tech talk though.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've got where can we find you on
Speaker 1: social media? I think I'm Wheeler Walker Jr. Everywhere you think,
Speaker 1: but I think on all things I'm I think you
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