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Speaker 1: in a good way? I was, I was like stretching,
Speaker 1: and I forgot sometimes I have to leave the that
Speaker 1: we have. Yeah, and then I said, I forget when
Speaker 1: I'm when it's time for me to come back in. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is my how are you doing I'm doing it.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm so tired all the time. I'm so
Speaker 1: tired too. Um, but what happened? You don't get enough
Speaker 1: sleep though? Right? I mean I've been better since I
Speaker 1: quit the day job. But then it's just like James
Speaker 1: is on a different schedule than me. He like he
Speaker 1: goes to bed really early and then weeks up early,
Speaker 1: and like that's completely against everything I stand for Me too,
Speaker 1: I don't like that at all. Well, do you just
Speaker 1: like hang out and do things while he's in bed?
Speaker 1: That's what I do, but you don't live together sometimes.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's like, you know, I only if I'm
Speaker 1: only sleeping with someone, like a couple of nights a week,
Speaker 1: I would kind of like that time to be in
Speaker 1: bed and snuggle. But then also, you know, I'll just
Speaker 1: get out of hand snoring and flailing around. And I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, I don't need to be a part
Speaker 1: of this anymore. I hate it that's snores or bores.
Speaker 1: So you know it's fine. Well, I don't like to
Speaker 1: sleep with ear plugs in because number one, I like,
Speaker 1: it's sounds don't really bother me that much. And then
Speaker 1: also like I don't like things in my ear. And
Speaker 1: then also what if someone came in at the you know,
Speaker 1: and Alfred's like, dude, mom, and you're like what, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would hear that. Alfred's very good. His hearing is
Speaker 1: very good. Um, but what was I going to say? Uh? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So you know, it's just a fun week and just
Speaker 1: a normal weekend where you pay, you know, to on
Speaker 1: demand to watch a TV show that your ex boyfriend
Speaker 1: was on on USA, you know, just a fun just no,
Speaker 1: it was just like a fun um just one episode
Speaker 1: and like then you then on demand pops up and
Speaker 1: you know that you're probably gonna have to pay for
Speaker 1: one of the episodes, and then you panic because you're
Speaker 1: not sure which episode it was. But then you've stopped
Speaker 1: him so through your online that you can figure out,
Speaker 1: basing on the guest stars which episode he was on,
Speaker 1: and you guess once and you were right. WHOA is
Speaker 1: this the XX like the one that the start of
Speaker 1: the impetus of the podcast? Yes, okay, I don't know
Speaker 1: why we're not saying it anymore. Yeah we can. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's fine, maybe just not another another medium. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess he doesn't want another mediums that's okay to each
Speaker 1: their own, you know what I mean. Was it so
Speaker 1: you found out he was on the shows? You were like,
Speaker 1: I wanna want it was like last year, and I, well,
Speaker 1: the thing is, I've been like looking for it for
Speaker 1: free for so long online because I was curious. And
Speaker 1: then I realized I was like, oh I can. I'm
Speaker 1: sure now that I have like FiOS and on demand
Speaker 1: can find anything. I like bought the whole series of
Speaker 1: Dawson's Creek. I mean everything is like most things are
Speaker 1: all the good stuff you have to still buy, which
Speaker 1: is fine, but if you can find at one place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and also you accrew points, so I have like all
Speaker 1: these thousands of points that I don't know how. I
Speaker 1: think I just accrued them from paying my bill and
Speaker 1: then I can use the points to buy stuff. Oh cool, Wait,
Speaker 1: so how did you feel? What was your were just curious?
Speaker 1: Well I would, yeah, I'm curiously I was doing deal
Speaker 1: with someone when they're doing bad, Well, I want to
Speaker 1: at least see if I if I help. You helped,
Speaker 1: if the foundation supported him and did not this thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you did a good job. That's great. I mean he
Speaker 1: didn't win, but it was a competition. That's fine. Oh,
Speaker 1: the show was a competition. Was a competition. It was
Speaker 1: a competition show. But I was like, because I was
Speaker 1: just like, god, why, I was like, why didn't I
Speaker 1: get to date anyone when they were doing TV taping?
Speaker 1: Cause I gotta do all the work myself, you know what,
Speaker 1: the work of a woman goes on thanks forever. And
Speaker 1: then you're like I was actually describing I was. I
Speaker 1: went to the lake House with my friend, uh and
Speaker 1: we're I was talking to her dad about I was
Speaker 1: trying to like really talk about the struggles of a woman,
Speaker 1: but in a way that he could relate to you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, We're a woman's planning the struggle
Speaker 1: to him, Yeah, kind of. But I came up with
Speaker 1: this really interesting metaphor. I was like, you know, it's
Speaker 1: kind of like throughout your life, everyone people will talk
Speaker 1: down to you and and and undermine your capabilities, and
Speaker 1: the whole time you're like, but I know I'm good
Speaker 1: and I can do it, and then you're like, well,
Speaker 1: fuck you a little bit along the way, and it's
Speaker 1: like in these little moments and then finally when you
Speaker 1: get to the point in your career or whatever, the funk.
Speaker 1: It is that you're successful and you're happy and you're excited.
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, see I fucking did it. But where'd
Speaker 1: you go? Oh you're not here? Okay, fine, And that's
Speaker 1: what it feels like sometimes, huh, like no one's you
Speaker 1: don't never have that satisfaction of being like, see I
Speaker 1: fucking did it. Where'd you go? No one's here, no
Speaker 1: one cares, okay, cool. Well I feel like no one
Speaker 1: will give you that satisfaction except yourself. Yeah. Well, I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, you don't need it from other people. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but um yeah it's been and then um yeah,
Speaker 1: Alfred's been acting a little bit bad lately, trustful, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I know, I just don't know, like just
Speaker 1: like kind of like aggression from like nowhere. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I think he just like barks a lot at other breeds.
Speaker 1: Oh like, And I'm like, does this dog racist within
Speaker 1: the dog community? He might be. He is not like
Speaker 1: anyone but his well, he's just he just really loves himself.
Speaker 1: And then I was. And then he had the comics
Speaker 1: Alex Angelbert James lives with her and she just got
Speaker 1: a dog, and I feel like he's like sexually harassing
Speaker 1: and like bullying this dog, Alfred's actually harass and maybe
Speaker 1: he needs to go to like a dog psychologist. I
Speaker 1: don't know, just like you put you put a lot
Speaker 1: of financial does he hump the dog? Dog? Yeah, which
Speaker 1: is I mean okay, but to a certain dog, but
Speaker 1: you know, to a certain extent. He just like won't
Speaker 1: stop humping the dog. So we'll see, we'll see where
Speaker 1: this journey goes. No, well do yeah, I guess that's
Speaker 1: the trainer, Like, hey, anything I could do with that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, he's just maybe but just
Speaker 1: like a dog psychologist, we can take him to well
Speaker 1: I would normally i'd say that that doesn't exist, ha ha,
Speaker 1: but I think they're don't, like does dog like psychics exist?
Speaker 1: Where Steven's parents had went to a vet, they took
Speaker 1: their dog to a vet that was more holistic, e
Speaker 1: like just natural foods and ship. And then she happened
Speaker 1: to be like, I also can read dog's minds. You
Speaker 1: want to talk to your dog? And they're like, uh sure,
Speaker 1: and then she said all the ship that was mad. True,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be able to know unless you were dog psychic.
Speaker 1: We'll see we'll see where this journey takes us. You know,
Speaker 1: just a lot of crying over Ralph. It it'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Oh no, are you really? Oh you're really upset over this.
Speaker 1: It'll be It'll be okay, it'll be fine. It seem
Speaker 1: like run down from it. I'm very tired. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: what I was I going to say, Oh, there's something, okay,
Speaker 1: you can go and then we have to do legal okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I think there's going back to our roots. I
Speaker 1: think I'm a sucking dick. Wrong this whole time, I
Speaker 1: come again, right, Um, I didn't know that. So when
Speaker 1: you suck a dick, right, I just thought that you
Speaker 1: just like lick it and stuff, But you really you
Speaker 1: have to like suck it when you're going up off
Speaker 1: the dick. Is that like every time you have to
Speaker 1: you have to create suction. I've never been doing that,
Speaker 1: so I'm sorry, can you So I've been basically even
Speaker 1: a hand job with a little licking, You've just been
Speaker 1: licking it. Yeah, like I suck at like a lollipop,
Speaker 1: but with a lollipop, I don't suction. I've never incorporated
Speaker 1: suction into it. Then the other day I was given
Speaker 1: a beach. And then I was like, oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: because I remember someone had mentioned I don't know it
Speaker 1: was on TV or in a conversation or what, that
Speaker 1: they loved fleshlights because it creates that suction. I'm going
Speaker 1: to try and create that suction with my mouth. And
Speaker 1: then then I was afterwards. I was like, that was good, right,
Speaker 1: and he was like, yeah, that's what that's like a
Speaker 1: blowjob like this. Why didn't Steven tell you? I guess
Speaker 1: it still felt good? But I never thought you were
Speaker 1: like the expert at blow job. I guess what I ate?
Speaker 1: So okay, So I mean were you were you? I
Speaker 1: was starting the whole penis in your mouth, taking it
Speaker 1: out knows how. But no suction without Because now I
Speaker 1: get when the blowjob scenes in the porn when they
Speaker 1: come off the dick, about your finger and show me
Speaker 1: what you were doing, all right, I would go like this,
Speaker 1: no sucks, no breathing in, no sucking. I mean that's
Speaker 1: like porn stars do the like that when the dick
Speaker 1: leaves their mouth and it just pop. That's from the
Speaker 1: fucking suction. Sometimes that the section is so much that
Speaker 1: they actually like, I feel like the dick is trapped
Speaker 1: in my mouth. That's a great album name. Trapped him
Speaker 1: my mouth and didn't notice this difference. Well I noticed
Speaker 1: it and talked to him about it, and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, that's kind of what the usual. He didn't like, say,
Speaker 1: you've been doing it wrong the whole time, because I
Speaker 1: guess whatever I was doing felt great. It was just
Speaker 1: a gloriflied hand job. Oh so, so that girl that
Speaker 1: we had the three way with you gave the ninja
Speaker 1: hand drop, the ninja blow jop. She was definitely suction ng. Well,
Speaker 1: she was just giving a blow shop. It's like a plunger, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So it's not really ninja. It was just a blowjob
Speaker 1: done well, yeah, properly. Yeah, you want because you want
Speaker 1: to look so pissed you want to keep that in it.
Speaker 1: I sucked. I didn't even do any of That's why.
Speaker 1: That's why I thought it was so good. That's why
Speaker 1: I liked I think that's probably why you liked them more,
Speaker 1: because it's a lot more tiring and create the suction
Speaker 1: in your in your cheeks and your jaw. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: really took me down a few pigs because I was
Speaker 1: real cocky about my blow job skills. But yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't even I was like, shit, I've been doing
Speaker 1: this wrong forever. God damn it such a Christina thing.
Speaker 1: You're kind of old. I know. Thanks, bitch, You're right,
Speaker 1: I'm flying, so no I am. I just wish someone
Speaker 1: had told me, Like, honestly, if i'm I'm really surprised.
Speaker 1: You don't mind feedback. But it seems because even he
Speaker 1: don't want to try to give it to me, right,
Speaker 1: he will tell me feedback. I'll tell me. Want to
Speaker 1: think even if I don't want to know. Sorised, I know,
Speaker 1: but I guess what I was doing felt great. Maybe
Speaker 1: he think just like you know, everyone has their owly
Speaker 1: unique take on blow jobs, and he didn't want to.
Speaker 1: I just can't believe I'm been doing it wrong this
Speaker 1: whole goddamn time. Now I want to sunk. I want
Speaker 1: to go back to all the dicks I've sucked and
Speaker 1: be like, dude, I can do it better. And I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it. But and yeah, but
Speaker 1: maybe that is why I love giving blow jobs, because
Speaker 1: I wasn't putting in that much work. Really, I thought
Speaker 1: I was. It hurts your mouth, it hurts your cheek bustles.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have now you know you're doing it right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have Arnold Schwarzenegger ab esque cheeks by the
Speaker 1: time I'm done using this method properly after a year.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. You know, the more you know, sometimes, do you?
Speaker 1: You know you will always learn new things about our
Speaker 1: selves that about other people, and uh yeah, um Jesus Okay.
Speaker 1: So uh last week, as usual, we caused a stir
Speaker 1: um with the listener email that we read from the
Speaker 1: woman who sells her personal baby pictures to pedophiles on
Speaker 1: the internet. Um. And a lot of people sent us
Speaker 1: emails that I would definitely categorize as demeaning. UM, like
Speaker 1: we're dumb and we didn't know what we were getting into.
Speaker 1: And that's fine. I mean, obviously, pedophilia is one of
Speaker 1: those few topics that people just aren't comfortable hearing about,
Speaker 1: they're not comfortable talking about, and we do have a
Speaker 1: very unique perspective about pedophilia on the podcast. It's not
Speaker 1: one that you hear a lot because, as we've talked
Speaker 1: about time and time again, most people think that pedophiles
Speaker 1: are monsters who should be locked in a dark room
Speaker 1: and never spoken to again. And the thing is, that
Speaker 1: is the most horrible thing ever, It's the most horrible
Speaker 1: crime your act of anything that you can do is
Speaker 1: take away al innocence like that. But if you really
Speaker 1: want to get down to the heart of the problem
Speaker 1: and figure it out and try and solve it, that
Speaker 1: attitude of I don't want to talk about it, just
Speaker 1: put him in jail. It's not gonna help. Because there's
Speaker 1: like a lot of people that have had been assaulted
Speaker 1: as children that email us and I'm like, well, this
Speaker 1: is clearly a fucking, huge, fucking deal and no one's
Speaker 1: talking about right. And when people come to us for
Speaker 1: advice or like when an email gets sent to our inbox,
Speaker 1: people aren't looking for legal advice. They're not looking for
Speaker 1: an actual doctor's advice. They're I think they're looking for
Speaker 1: kind of more like moral advice, like with the law
Speaker 1: of science aside, Like what do you think, Like I'm
Speaker 1: coming to you as a friend, Like if you actually
Speaker 1: wanted legal advice, it's not that hard to find on
Speaker 1: the internet. So when we gave our response, and I mean,
Speaker 1: I I stick with exactly what I said on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, O me too, Me too. We both sid
Speaker 1: what we said, well then that's yeah, go ahead, and
Speaker 1: we did, and we mentioned we said, we don't know
Speaker 1: the legality of it, because that's not what you're coming to.
Speaker 1: And I wouldn't even feel comfortable even after reading up
Speaker 1: on the laws giving you legal advice, and people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's definitely illegal. Actually it's not. Not only have we
Speaker 1: researched it and talked to lawyers that we know, but
Speaker 1: as usual, the law laws change when incidents come up.
Speaker 1: So this is a very unique incident. And yeah, while sending,
Speaker 1: you know, and selling child porn is an offense that
Speaker 1: could face fifteen to thirty years in prison for a
Speaker 1: first time offense. Um, this unique situation really depends on
Speaker 1: how the judge decided to interpret the law. So for instance,
Speaker 1: if Christine and I were sitting on the bench, this
Speaker 1: person would not be going to prison, but if some
Speaker 1: of the listeners were sitting on the bench, they would
Speaker 1: be going to week you know. And it is a
Speaker 1: federal law about a child pornography. But again, this is
Speaker 1: such a unique situation because no child is being objectified
Speaker 1: because it's not a child anymore, and this person has
Speaker 1: ownership over the photos. I mean, I certainly recommended, uh
Speaker 1: that she stopped doing it, because I don't think it's
Speaker 1: worth whatever, like low amount of rent money you're getting,
Speaker 1: but I do want to reinforce it. It's not deaf only.
Speaker 1: It's something that I think would probably if it was,
Speaker 1: you know, brought to a court of law, would cause
Speaker 1: a really big conversation and probably some changes in the law,
Speaker 1: depending on how the people involved felt about it. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it Actually I was very proud of myself because I
Speaker 1: read a couple of the emails that we received from it.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't even like the looks of
Speaker 1: the subject line. It's like are you looking stupid? Basically,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh god, I want to write it back,
Speaker 1: because we did. I did. We thought, oh man, we
Speaker 1: got that email. I was so curious about what I
Speaker 1: it took me days to even figure out, like what
Speaker 1: would I like, what do I think about this? Because
Speaker 1: it's hard to it's hard to distance yourself from the
Speaker 1: fact that, like, there it involves a person who like
Speaker 1: takes away a child's innocence, and it's hard to like
Speaker 1: look at that person as anything else but that. But
Speaker 1: you have to if you want to then that's what
Speaker 1: the law does. And people were writing us like, oh,
Speaker 1: this will definitely make pedophiles horn here. I'm like, are
Speaker 1: you a pedophile? How do you even know? Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't read this. Yes, it depends on what state
Speaker 1: of mind you're in. I don't know. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of legal issues that came up this week, and then
Speaker 1: the Rob Kardashian Black China revenge porn came up. If
Speaker 1: Anywhere caught my thirty five minute Instagram life story about
Speaker 1: it very uh, I just really, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: like this story. Spoke to me um and I was
Speaker 1: at a picture of her vagina right, and I was
Speaker 1: kind of really glad that the Internet reacted the way
Speaker 1: they did, because it's like, yeah, we we both think
Speaker 1: you're both trash people, but we don't do that until
Speaker 1: the time he posted the revenge porn. I think a
Speaker 1: lot of us were could have felt pity for Rob Kardashian.
Speaker 1: He obviously has some severe mental problems that he's not
Speaker 1: dealing with, like he's eating his feelings. He needs a
Speaker 1: therapist badly. His kind of whole family has turned on him.
Speaker 1: It's like the whole world see that Black China is
Speaker 1: using you but you can't see it. But we've all
Speaker 1: been in that situation, we have, UM, and so we
Speaker 1: were on his side until he's just until you just
Speaker 1: post revenge porn and her phone number. Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 1: That's something you don't do. And also, I mean, just
Speaker 1: in case anyone was thinking of doing a thing like
Speaker 1: that to their X. That is that is in no
Speaker 1: uncertain terms very illegal. Um. And that again that goes
Speaker 1: to a state by state. For California, unlawful distribution of
Speaker 1: an image is considered a misdemeanor or disorderly conduct um.
Speaker 1: And then but a lot of cases that you know,
Speaker 1: in recent years where this was a unique thing. As
Speaker 1: the Internet goes on and on and social media becomes more,
Speaker 1: uh more of a big part of people's lives, like
Speaker 1: more laws have been written, like that's the girl who
Speaker 1: texted her boyfriend to encouraging him to commit suicide. Right,
Speaker 1: that was a new That was a case that really
Speaker 1: set a standard. Right. Yeah, revenge point is has only
Speaker 1: became a crime in California in the year two thousand thirteen,
Speaker 1: and it of course stemmed from a case that set
Speaker 1: the president precedent for that. UM. So yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's interesting. Speaking of emails, we'll go recent emails. This
Speaker 1: email the subject line is gay porn for straight men. Yes,
Speaker 1: so excited. Hey ladies, I've been listening to your podcast
Speaker 1: for a month now. Found on accident. By the way,
Speaker 1: I must say, I really do like it. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm a retired firefighter hello slash paramedic with twenty three
Speaker 1: years of duty. Took retirement to get away from all
Speaker 1: the stress. Took a job driving a truck from my
Speaker 1: home is in Asheville, North Carolina, to Charlotte, North Carolina
Speaker 1: every day, so I have a lot of time on
Speaker 1: my hands to listen to podcasts. I am a straight mail.
Speaker 1: I am so straight it is hard for me to
Speaker 1: look at another mail and say that man is good looking.
Speaker 1: A good looking man, well, I mean, aka, I don't.
Speaker 1: I just don't find men attractive at all. In fact, most,
Speaker 1: if not all, of us are pigs. Well, hey, you
Speaker 1: said it, not me. So when I was listening to
Speaker 1: your podcast, you wanted to know about straight men what
Speaker 1: they thought about gay porn. I thought, I thought, okay,
Speaker 1: challenge accepted. So I pulled up my phone to do
Speaker 1: some testing. My favorite porn site, typed in gay mail porn,
Speaker 1: and I was going to let my dick be the judge.
Speaker 1: If I got would then that would say something. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm very secure in my manhood. I live in the South,
Speaker 1: and my wife will tell you I'm one of the
Speaker 1: most manly men she knows, so this is no small feat.
Speaker 1: We're going to call her an ask her. But this
Speaker 1: is all for the sake of science, and the outcome
Speaker 1: was what I expect. What I expected, really, I I
Speaker 1: don't like gay porn, not my thing, I guess, but
Speaker 1: I did stumble on chicks with dicks, and well that
Speaker 1: did it. Full attention was had by me and my dick.
Speaker 1: These men slash ladies were beautiful and they had great
Speaker 1: boobies and large cocks. So it just goes to prove
Speaker 1: that there's something out there for everyone. Thank you for
Speaker 1: entertaining me every Friday. So I love that He's like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna see if my dick moves. Want
Speaker 1: to look at gay port and then that led him
Speaker 1: to transport. Well, I think everyone is like not a
Speaker 1: percent sure that they're straight until they see something gay
Speaker 1: and don't like it. Yeah, but I mean a lot
Speaker 1: of straight men to love the term chicks with dicks.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they do not appreve trans trans women do
Speaker 1: not appreciate that term. I'm not sure. Maybe they do.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what I mean. In the industry, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're not using They usually don't use the proper terminology.
Speaker 1: But you can still search tranny percent um. But a
Speaker 1: lot of straight guys love that beautiful hot chick with
Speaker 1: like a big old and misstrait. Men love dicks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's weird because they have dissed with their Women are
Speaker 1: not obsessed with their vagina. Is the way men are
Speaker 1: obsessed withina is just so much maintenance and they're just
Speaker 1: so they're finicky and they're grab onto, like there's no
Speaker 1: part of my body except for I guess your breast
Speaker 1: you can grab onto. You can't grab onto like your vagina. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because if you did, it's like more like giving a
Speaker 1: vagina high five. Yeah, you just said there's no real
Speaker 1: grass sand. Yeah, I mean that's kind of like I mean,
Speaker 1: like a dick is like like you know, like it's
Speaker 1: like if you have like a tool belt and something's haying,
Speaker 1: like nun chucks or something. Yeah, yeah, dicks are like
Speaker 1: nun chucks. It's yeah, it's just hanging there. You can
Speaker 1: play with it, it grows, it does different things. You
Speaker 1: can make it talk like a little puppet. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: may move the your wreath. Oh my god, that's so much.
Speaker 1: It's just like more of an activity center. Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: I mean I can see and like, like, you know,
Speaker 1: trans women who haven't had bottom surgery like very hot.
Speaker 1: I mean, Bailey j one of the hottest people out there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you like what you like. But thank you sir
Speaker 1: for writing us in and experimenting and trying new things.
Speaker 1: I like open mindedness. I think that's great. But I
Speaker 1: also like how he still had to be like I'm
Speaker 1: very family. Actually rolled a tire in before I wrote
Speaker 1: this female to you, so I just want everyone to know. Um.
Speaker 1: So this subject line is I had an abortion five
Speaker 1: years ago and haven't told my boyfriend again. Just another
Speaker 1: lighthearted Friday with the guys. We girls. Um just yo.
Speaker 1: Just started listening to you guys last week after I
Speaker 1: ran out of episodes of another podcast that I'm not
Speaker 1: even gonna say, dare you that said? I listened to
Speaker 1: the episode with Audrey Too Early for an Abortion, Too
Speaker 1: Late for a Plan B and wanted to ask your
Speaker 1: professional books, you put weird marks around it, advice. I
Speaker 1: had an abortion almost five years ago after I became
Speaker 1: pregnant as a result of a sexual assault, and I
Speaker 1: haven't told my boyfriend. We've been together for seven years,
Speaker 1: so we were dating when all of this happened. Oh
Speaker 1: and see that part. He knows that I was raped
Speaker 1: twice one year apart, but is unaware of the pregnancy
Speaker 1: and the abortion. He's been extremely supportive throughout my prolonged recovery,
Speaker 1: but I feel like he's getting a little over the
Speaker 1: drama I keep bringing to our shared life. I've been
Speaker 1: in therapy since two thousand and fourteen to treat my PTSD,
Speaker 1: and my therapists suggests that I don't need to tell
Speaker 1: my boyfriend everything about me if I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I agree. We have a very
Speaker 1: honest relationship for the most part, and we've spoken about
Speaker 1: abortion before in the terms of our relationship, but never
Speaker 1: in that context of rape, because who the fun plans
Speaker 1: of that. I know that if the case were reversed,
Speaker 1: i'd want to know. Obviously he can't get an abortion,
Speaker 1: but you catch my drift, Yes, and I'd want to
Speaker 1: be able to be there for him. Now, I'm afraid
Speaker 1: I've waited too long to tell him and that he'll
Speaker 1: view my five years of silence as five years of
Speaker 1: lying to him. What do you all think help? I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're interpreting it as the drama I bring to
Speaker 1: the relationship, that's not drama. That's trauma, trauma with a T.
Speaker 1: And I think I don't mean to sound catchy there,
Speaker 1: but that did sound really corny. But if that would
Speaker 1: help him understand more and you feel like he's not
Speaker 1: understanding you, I would tell him. But you don't have to.
Speaker 1: I don't know. If someone told me something though, if like,
Speaker 1: if Steven told me something that happened to him that
Speaker 1: was traumatic, but it happened while we were dating, and
Speaker 1: he chose not to tell me at the time, I
Speaker 1: would be like, oh my god, I feel bad. I'm
Speaker 1: like I if I, if I had any idea, I
Speaker 1: would have been more sensitive about this. X Y is
Speaker 1: the subject or whatever. But I wouldn't get mad. I mean,
Speaker 1: I I don't know. I'm a fan of If you
Speaker 1: don't feel like telling the person, don't tell him. It's
Speaker 1: not really his right to get mad. The boyfriend's right
Speaker 1: to get mad. I mean, this is I'm just confused
Speaker 1: as to why you told him about the rape but
Speaker 1: not about the pregnancy and abortion. It makes me feel
Speaker 1: like somewhere in the past you've had some kind of
Speaker 1: a conversation about abortion where he wasn't super pro choice. Um,
Speaker 1: because you don't really give details. You say you talked
Speaker 1: about it, but you don't say what his stance on it,
Speaker 1: what was. I mean, it takes a really really super
Speaker 1: right wing conservative person to be against rape, I mean,
Speaker 1: to be against abortion in circumstances like rape or sexual assault. UM.
Speaker 1: So if he was against that, that would even make
Speaker 1: me think, like, why are you even like with this person? Um.
Speaker 1: I also agree that you don't have to reveal everything
Speaker 1: about yourself. The only thing that makes this a little
Speaker 1: peculiar is that you work together, so it's like you
Speaker 1: were together, but withholding this really really important thing that
Speaker 1: was that was happening to you that I'm sure you
Speaker 1: could have used a shoulder, um to lean on. But
Speaker 1: maybe even maybe she was even in shock when it
Speaker 1: was during the whole process of finding out she was
Speaker 1: pregnant making that decision. That's never even even if it
Speaker 1: is a result of rape. I am sure I've never
Speaker 1: had one, but I am sure that that's still a
Speaker 1: difficult decision to make, regardless of the circumstances. Yeah. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: And sometimes you don't want your mind clouded by the
Speaker 1: opinions of others because it's not really has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with him as far as the choice you made.
Speaker 1: It just makes me question you're really comfort level with him. Um,
Speaker 1: because your partner, Like, there's no real point in having
Speaker 1: a partner if you don't feel absolutely comfortable with them
Speaker 1: and you feel like there's certain aspects of your life
Speaker 1: that you need to hide from them. There's a difference
Speaker 1: between not keeping something for yourself to have something for
Speaker 1: yourself and then actually feeling like you can't tell your
Speaker 1: partner everything. I keep things to myself, but not because
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I can tell them to James,
Speaker 1: just because I don't want I want. Well, it's certain things,
Speaker 1: like certain things that all keep from my mom is
Speaker 1: I keep them mainly Usually if it's something it's because
Speaker 1: I know that she'll worry to pretend to her that's parents. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it seems like I don't know if that's why
Speaker 1: she's doing it. But with when it's your romantic partner.
Speaker 1: You don't have to protect them from anything. It's more
Speaker 1: if you yeah, if you you telling him should be
Speaker 1: based off of you wanting to tell him, you know.
Speaker 1: And I mean there are those people in our lives who,
Speaker 1: like I think when she means like, I'm bringing drama
Speaker 1: to the relationship. You know, we all have that friend
Speaker 1: who just like also, like, bad things happened to this
Speaker 1: friend and like that's just kind of their position in
Speaker 1: life and it's unfortunate, and they're like this little ear
Speaker 1: walking around with a rain clouds. It's truly not their fault.
Speaker 1: It's just shit. Look it's not. But then as the
Speaker 1: person who maybe isn't the rain cloud, you you can
Speaker 1: be like, what is this person? You know, what's the
Speaker 1: common thread here? Is there a common thread? What can
Speaker 1: it be? Yeah? Sure, um so yeah, I agree with
Speaker 1: your therapist that you certainly don't have to. But it
Speaker 1: seems to me like if you wrote, took the time
Speaker 1: to write this that you want to, so then you should. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm also curious what he thinks about abortion. You should
Speaker 1: write his back up. I mean, it's not really a
Speaker 1: new thing, like it's over and done with and like
Speaker 1: the I mean, but if obviously, if you're dealing with PTSD,
Speaker 1: it's going to have effects. And like if you this
Speaker 1: is someone you plan to marry and have a kid with,
Speaker 1: like I imagine emotions from that abortion might come up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when and if that happens? Yeah girl, Yeah, Okay. Our
Speaker 1: guests today, we're very excited too for this episode of
Speaker 1: Guys We've sucked Um. Our guests are standard comedians. They
Speaker 1: are a comedy duo. Accidentally hit on one of them
Speaker 1: at Moontower and told you about it. They're hilarious. They
Speaker 1: are also twin brothers. Ladies and gentlemen. Please welcome the
Speaker 1: Squaw Brothers. I can never tell when you're angry. I
Speaker 1: can never see when can you show me some show?
Speaker 1: I just want mind wait baby, just sitting around just read.
Speaker 1: I can never tell. I can say, oh, yeah, awesome,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about sticking a gag in your mouth. Perfect
Speaker 1: not to start on. But we're here with the scar Brothers.
Speaker 1: Jane Randy, Randy, Randy has snow glass. At the type
Speaker 1: of time I remember this, that's the only one. Which
Speaker 1: do you said? How quickly? Which? Yeah? And I paid
Speaker 1: on you with interviewing. You scared me but little rouse
Speaker 1: up on the wall, and I totally called him on it,
Speaker 1: like what are you doing? Remember when you're like doing this?
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, but I just wanted to get
Speaker 1: close to you. Just got really that sort of And
Speaker 1: then I called your podcast while I was in close.
Speaker 1: She's got a great podcast. Do you guys often find
Speaker 1: yourself attracted to the same types of women. I don't
Speaker 1: know what a weird sound that one. I don't know,
Speaker 1: that's a it's I don't know, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think it's new. We both like funny people, so I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys were both gott to send to humor and
Speaker 1: got to appreciate that that's got to be a cornerstone
Speaker 1: of what we're what we're about to get into. So
Speaker 1: I've dated women and been with women who don't get
Speaker 1: it how so like just just stay funny. Did you
Speaker 1: say something sarcastic to them and I just went over
Speaker 1: their head like you did? A woman and you went
Speaker 1: to like a Chinese restaurant, you saw The best joke,
Speaker 1: best joke of my young life was when in college
Speaker 1: and I went to with her to a restaurant and
Speaker 1: it was a Chinese restaurant. There was a lamp that
Speaker 1: had all these tassels, and I looked up and can
Speaker 1: you let me tell like we have one just very
Speaker 1: talkative guests, So I went, you won't be able to
Speaker 1: tell the difference. So so it had a bunch of tassels,
Speaker 1: and I looked up at it, and I looked at
Speaker 1: her and I said, just off handedly, I threw it
Speaker 1: away in a beautiful, beautiful I said, do you know
Speaker 1: how many Chinese people had to graduate in order to
Speaker 1: make that lamp fucking like solid? She didn't. She's like no,
Speaker 1: I was like this, I'm like, you are, You're a
Speaker 1: beautiful woman. I was like, you're a beautiful woman. But
Speaker 1: I cannot Yeah, I can't. This is this is not
Speaker 1: going to happen. Do you guys? Lead with humor dating moment,
Speaker 1: In any moment of my life, every moment, I don't
Speaker 1: lead with anything. I try to get people not to
Speaker 1: talk to me as much as I'm just like talk
Speaker 1: to me, I'll talk to you, Okay, I can I
Speaker 1: just stop everything right now and just ask you, guys,
Speaker 1: what of a bump Brendan's musical career got from being
Speaker 1: or excuse me? I like to call him Brandon. Yeah, arms,
Speaker 1: no region, Like, where where's Norwegian arms crawling up? What's
Speaker 1: happening now? Who are they? Are they opening up? For
Speaker 1: Franz Ferdinand? What's happening? Oh my god, special moment in
Speaker 1: my life. I mean over here? So no, I have
Speaker 1: a listening and I here's what I think. I've tried
Speaker 1: to crystallize why I think I love you guys so
Speaker 1: much and what I tell us, But why I think
Speaker 1: we're connected because we shouldn't be. Yes, we're all twins,
Speaker 1: we are all Jews. That's true in a room. So
Speaker 1: let me explain this because I really do believe this,
Speaker 1: and I'm being serious here. I think we all share
Speaker 1: the same uh sort of love of justice and like
Speaker 1: desire for like justice needs to be served in the situation.
Speaker 1: Which is why I actually think your podcast is so
Speaker 1: great is that it has this undercurrent of like the
Speaker 1: this is a fucking unjust thing that has been going
Speaker 1: on for so long, and we are here to do
Speaker 1: our part to right to tip the scales. He to
Speaker 1: the right spot guy, And I'm like, I am the
Speaker 1: most like in favor of justice, like in every situation.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's actually unhealthy. No, one loves Justice
Speaker 1: more than you. I'm like, if something they call him
Speaker 1: David Justice, something is wrong, if something isn't right, like
Speaker 1: if even if we have kids, and if if kids
Speaker 1: are bullying another kid, like who I stepped in on
Speaker 1: a schoolyard and I saw some bullying going on my
Speaker 1: own son's yard, and some kids with two kids were
Speaker 1: bullying another kid. And I was like, Hey, what's going
Speaker 1: on over here? Like I got into it, not even
Speaker 1: my kid. I'm like, what are you guys doing to
Speaker 1: this guy? He's not bothering anyone. Why don't you guys
Speaker 1: go over there? I would start talking really loud from
Speaker 1: other people's kids and just really loud to hey, that
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like the right thing to do, does It
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like the right thing. Hey, anybody else here
Speaker 1: think that's the right thing to do? Why don't you
Speaker 1: say you're sorry? It's like a character and like a
Speaker 1: weird Adam Sandler move right. I get too angry. I
Speaker 1: get too angry because you know, we're just we just
Speaker 1: recorded the intro earlier for the podcast that's coming out
Speaker 1: this week with Bert Kreisher. Was amazing, love him. I
Speaker 1: wish we we that's why we have Titos because we
Speaker 1: saw him at Crapshoe Comedy Festival drunkenly talked to a
Speaker 1: tell on stage and it was amazing. But Bert Kreisher
Speaker 1: is sponsored by Titos. Just his existence. If you were
Speaker 1: to take his d n A and just break it
Speaker 1: down and stick like a piece of him under a microscope,
Speaker 1: it would just literally be the Tito's label. Yeah, yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: We're talking about like the healthcare day bill that might
Speaker 1: get passed and just like the fucking pro life ship
Speaker 1: of like we're pro life, but like pro death penalty
Speaker 1: and pro lock him up forever and pro once you
Speaker 1: have the baby, go funk yourself. And it's so it's
Speaker 1: so like when people try to say, but I'm pro
Speaker 1: a life, now you're fucking are your anti women? Go
Speaker 1: funk yourself, pro forcing women to have babies. That's fucking
Speaker 1: the way. I'm the biggest feminist now because I have
Speaker 1: two daughters. Yeah, I'm like, I have one daughter. Does
Speaker 1: that make me half? You're half the feminist that I am?
Speaker 1: Does anyone have any sons or just have an Well,
Speaker 1: you have a now bigger responsibility to treat her, to
Speaker 1: tell how to treat women, and I do so. I
Speaker 1: like my kids will argue with me, and part of
Speaker 1: me hates it as a parent, but then part of
Speaker 1: me loves it as a later in life, you're not
Speaker 1: going to get run over by somebody, So I kind
Speaker 1: of like it when we get into a fight. What
Speaker 1: do you fight about? God? All sorts of ship when
Speaker 1: you because we spend so much time with our kids.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're on the road alot. But then we
Speaker 1: try and like cut our day off work wise, which
Speaker 1: is probably ruining our careers. Can you guys are doing
Speaker 1: pretty good? You guys act like you like, live next
Speaker 1: door to each other, share bunk beds, do not to
Speaker 1: definitely do not. And actually our families, in our lives
Speaker 1: outside of what we do, allows us to kind of
Speaker 1: do the other stuff we do. Because in my family,
Speaker 1: my kids don't think of me as like one half
Speaker 1: of the scholar brothers you know and nice and thank
Speaker 1: you the person who doesn't understand what they want to do.
Speaker 1: You know, I get that now, but there, you know,
Speaker 1: you're around him so much, you get their tendencies, like
Speaker 1: the second they start to the second I see them
Speaker 1: starting to fight with each other. Anything where I can
Speaker 1: see the beginnings of a bubbling of a fight. It's
Speaker 1: not even there yet. I just lose my ship. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you can't, you can't treat her this way and you
Speaker 1: and she's like what I just sniffled. I'm like, you
Speaker 1: were going for it. You were not going to let
Speaker 1: it roll off your back. You got do you guys fight?
Speaker 1: What's the fighting? Yeah? I mean, I mean we've had
Speaker 1: fight but they're usually pretty like like once a year
Speaker 1: and go over a couple of weeks. You just when
Speaker 1: you make it, No, when when you make them? When
Speaker 1: you do, you know, when you're not starving for a
Speaker 1: sandwich or a subway ride and you have like more
Speaker 1: than five dollars in your bank account, it easy stress,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, I mean I think
Speaker 1: it's everyone's actually surprised how much time we can spend
Speaker 1: together without fighting. But I mean for me, it's like
Speaker 1: this is like a job, Like I've never had a
Speaker 1: fight with a coworker. Well, this feels like a mirror
Speaker 1: like were like a marriage, because you guys are really
Speaker 1: personal and get into Yeah, but we're not. I really
Speaker 1: only fight with people. I I'm not a big fighter.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I mean, I just try to
Speaker 1: like only fight with people you fuck, yeah, why you're
Speaker 1: really I'm not I'm not you yeah, or like some
Speaker 1: honestly male comedians, I do get in a lot of
Speaker 1: fights with but I just can't handle that fucker could
Speaker 1: be the next UFC. Yeah, that's actually good. Like they're
Speaker 1: fighting fighting, fighting, and then there's two ways that you go, right,
Speaker 1: it could submit or we could just fight or fun.
Speaker 1: I think it was Sublime who once said fucking and
Speaker 1: fighting it's all the same. Actually, I was going to
Speaker 1: do just nothing, okay, because he died too soon. Fighting
Speaker 1: it is all the same. You guys ever fought with
Speaker 1: each other? With each other? Have you ever had a
Speaker 1: threesome together? Like that? My first question? Why? What is
Speaker 1: the point of the concept. So the idea we had
Speaker 1: a whole comedy bit about it that like just not
Speaker 1: about us doing it, but the idea of sexualizing female twins. Okay,
Speaker 1: so the cores light twins, let's just ship into a
Speaker 1: thing and like twins. There was whole beer commercial yews.
Speaker 1: We said in our bit that like, how great would
Speaker 1: it be if they said and twins and instead of
Speaker 1: cutting to the cores, light twins with the fake tits.
Speaker 1: They cut to those two Siamese girl twins connected at
Speaker 1: the head comes in and I don't know if the
Speaker 1: camera just pushes into that area. That's kind of both
Speaker 1: of them, but it's kind of neither of them. It's
Speaker 1: like international waters like Somali em and twins and just
Speaker 1: in like a wheelbarrel and the one was like a
Speaker 1: one country Western singer twins and like, dudes watching that
Speaker 1: just be like, yeah, man, So it's never even been
Speaker 1: proposed to you guys, no one's ever put it on
Speaker 1: the table. There there are people out there that would
Speaker 1: maybe want that. I really do think that we've been No,
Speaker 1: we have been proposition like that by a man, not
Speaker 1: by a woman. Women need to learn. Women have it
Speaker 1: in them. They think the thoughts, but they don't come
Speaker 1: out and say it. Like when I hit on you
Speaker 1: when I was was I not PMS when I was ovulating?
Speaker 1: Did both of us? Yeah? You did? I was like,
Speaker 1: you would be fun to like fuck them both. I
Speaker 1: thought you were just like hanging out, just being silly
Speaker 1: and fun. No, that's what sometimes people think. But I
Speaker 1: like I just I was hitting on everybody that week,
Speaker 1: no offense but I like dance soder to come to
Speaker 1: the strip club. I remember that, and I I was
Speaker 1: messaging Colin Quinn like where are you not anything like
Speaker 1: overtly sexual? Like where are you at? You up? We
Speaker 1: message back and forth and we were just totally joking around.
Speaker 1: So you were joking and I was like, oh, Ship,
Speaker 1: I'm such a dick. And I felt bad. Wait, you're married.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, weren't we just right? And
Speaker 1: I feel bad? But hey, all right, that's fine. I
Speaker 1: guess we're honored. I mean you should be honored. I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, But I felt bad because then I was like, funk,
Speaker 1: I didn't know Ship as you kind of like on
Speaker 1: some low if you don't want to cheat on your wife.
Speaker 1: You kind of were like, oh, it's nice that it's
Speaker 1: nice that you want to thank you for thinking. I'll
Speaker 1: take that as a tremendous complish. My boyfriend says it
Speaker 1: all the time. But when I like, I have a
Speaker 1: crush on somebody, if I hit on people, I'm very
Speaker 1: honest with him because I think it's funny and like
Speaker 1: if he's hit on people like hardcore. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: also have a cuckolding fetishal I like seeing him other people,
Speaker 1: other women? Do you really? Yeah? And we've done it?
Speaker 1: And where do you sit when that happened in the
Speaker 1: corner with the vibrator? You sit in the corner with
Speaker 1: are you? It's not a scary way though, I thought,
Speaker 1: what if you sit in the corner and just roll
Speaker 1: through emails? One time I did take a phone call,
Speaker 1: but someone else and you just here you took a
Speaker 1: phone call? Who was it? Mom? I can't my friend Banessa, No,
Speaker 1: I already came and I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: born to me now. And then I left right you
Speaker 1: became He became the guy in the situation like I'm out.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I orchestrated this, so I'm not
Speaker 1: going to say stop, I'm just going to remove my
Speaker 1: Did you help him select the person? I select? Select?
Speaker 1: When it's a three way, it's always like ladies choice. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But then when we talked about doing it with another guy,
Speaker 1: and he's not even a little bit bisexual. He has
Speaker 1: to be comfortable with that guy. He have you, Oh,
Speaker 1: so he's done it with a gun. Now we haven't yet.
Speaker 1: We're trying not actively open to doing it with the dude.
Speaker 1: He would only because it's fair, but he so he
Speaker 1: would watch it justice. That's a long way to walk
Speaker 1: for being. He wouldn't get off on it because that
Speaker 1: doesn't turn him on. But he was just gonna be
Speaker 1: the whole time gone like you like this would just
Speaker 1: be like I don't know, we haven't done it, so
Speaker 1: who knows. I can't even imagine. It would probably be
Speaker 1: very awkward. Through are always awkward three ways. I feel
Speaker 1: like someone is always not quite kind. Yeah, there's always
Speaker 1: like a little bit like I'm getting right, I'm not
Speaker 1: getting feel good. It's like if if you can appreciate
Speaker 1: a massage fully, you can appreciate a three way. If
Speaker 1: you're the type of person who's getting massage and you're like,
Speaker 1: why is she pressing that hard on my calf? You're
Speaker 1: out of it, You're out of it. You're like, I'm
Speaker 1: already thinking about other things and it's my neck. Can
Speaker 1: I breathe on the thing that's facing now? Not like
Speaker 1: you get a bunch of massages. That's why I don't
Speaker 1: like these thoughts that you're having on getting massage. I'll
Speaker 1: be like if I strangled her? What No, But I
Speaker 1: mean we were to be the last time I'll be
Speaker 1: in time, because we were talking about like people who
Speaker 1: have like secret uh, like a mistress is one thing
Speaker 1: you're open about it, but the thing we've never been
Speaker 1: able to understand. Family second, family seconds too much. I
Speaker 1: was cleaning out the fish tank. My kids wanted baita fish,
Speaker 1: and I was like, why do we get the bait
Speaker 1: if we have a dog? Like, why do we need
Speaker 1: more pets and more animals in our house? No? I
Speaker 1: want that. We were cleaning out the fish tank and
Speaker 1: I killed him right. No, My wife and I didn't
Speaker 1: let the water warm up enough so that when we
Speaker 1: put the fish that we had just gone for one
Speaker 1: day into the water that was too cold, the fish died.
Speaker 1: And I thought to myself, as I'm like picking the
Speaker 1: flushing the dead fish away, I was like, who the
Speaker 1: funk wants to families? That's four fish can handle too,
Speaker 1: And you have to worry about finding people finding out
Speaker 1: about each other. And it's like, that's not you have
Speaker 1: to be like the greatest improv person ever to like
Speaker 1: just you're just not being truthful in any party keeping scenes. Well,
Speaker 1: some people I think are are aroused by the thrill
Speaker 1: of getting cost Oh man, I was almost getting okay
Speaker 1: so on the the other episode that I listened to recently,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want to ignore people and make money
Speaker 1: on the that Ignore Humiliatrix. The ignore line is the
Speaker 1: greatest thing I've ever heard of my child, because it's
Speaker 1: serving a purpose for the person. The person is loving it.
Speaker 1: Like take the thing that you are most sexually into
Speaker 1: ever and it's like and the person accepts it and
Speaker 1: doesn't question you or doesn't judge you about it, loves it,
Speaker 1: loves it, and you just get to go about and
Speaker 1: do your thing. I want to ignore women. It's weird
Speaker 1: being a woman because every part of your body has
Speaker 1: a has a monetary value. Like like you can you
Speaker 1: can let a guy on Craig's let's rub your feet
Speaker 1: and you can get paid five can give a guy
Speaker 1: your underwear? You gee, I bet you are look them
Speaker 1: up a picture of you guys in strappy sandals or
Speaker 1: like from somewhere. No, my feet are definitely on the
Speaker 1: internet because I have always wear crazy sho look up.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Jessica Saint Clair, who do you know?
Speaker 1: Just playing house? Love that show, Love those guys Jessica
Speaker 1: and Lennon. Jessica was like, I'm on Wicki Feet and
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. She's the one who told us
Speaker 1: about it. I was like, what the hell is that?
Speaker 1: And she's like, put your name in and put Wicky feet. Well,
Speaker 1: one of the top searches when you do like Current
Speaker 1: Fisher and Christina Hutchinson is like bikini, which is my
Speaker 1: favorite part because it's not nude. It's bikini O. Our
Speaker 1: listeners are pervs, but not completely. We do have a
Speaker 1: modum of that. And I was like, you really should
Speaker 1: you really should search for me nude. I look much
Speaker 1: better nude than why I put wicked feet. Christina Hutchinson
Speaker 1: Wicki feed, by the way, could be the next animated hit.
Speaker 1: It's like Hugh Jackman is a pain. I mean, one
Speaker 1: thing for the parents, but Jackman is a penguin. That's
Speaker 1: other penguin women's feet. We're definitely gonna end up on.
Speaker 1: Now you're going down. I see, I see. I don't
Speaker 1: google myself. He says, they have a picture of me naked.
Speaker 1: They do not. I've never taken someone says they have
Speaker 1: a picture of you naked. Jake, get that off. I'll
Speaker 1: take it down. What are your what are your guys?
Speaker 1: As kinks? You have one. I could tell by that
Speaker 1: eyebrow race. Yeah, I know. Um, I here's the thing
Speaker 1: I love. You don't judge no, no, no, no judgment.
Speaker 1: So and and truly understanding because I try to understand
Speaker 1: it for years and years, but you know it might
Speaker 1: ruin it trying to understand it. Yeah, I don't try
Speaker 1: to understand it. No. I think you should try to
Speaker 1: understand the cank a little bit or understand where it's
Speaker 1: coming from. Actually, think it gives you a little more
Speaker 1: owner ship over it maybe if you if you are now,
Speaker 1: you don't want to lose the mystique. Well, the couckling
Speaker 1: thing I try to understand because I'm like, is that
Speaker 1: I feel guilty that I want? Is that weird? How
Speaker 1: does my brain work in this way? Because I think
Speaker 1: a lot about like like sir mix a lot. Okay,
Speaker 1: he said he he had enough balls really to say,
Speaker 1: I like big butts and I cannot lie. He's like,
Speaker 1: I want to be able to I would love to
Speaker 1: be able to sit up here on this rap alb.
Speaker 1: I would love to tell the world that I just
Speaker 1: I but there's something inside me, like the fun saying
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's such an early reference you guys wouldn't get.
Speaker 1: But it's like I can't cannot, I cannot. There is
Speaker 1: no way I can lie to you, And that to
Speaker 1: me good choking is kind of fun. Oh I love
Speaker 1: choking about expertise like you do choking? Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: do choke king? Do you pass out? No, that's not
Speaker 1: fun pass out. I'm not into I'm not into anything
Speaker 1: that would actually hurt me or somebody else. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Then you're gonna get into safe words. Have
Speaker 1: you guys ever had a safe word with se? I've
Speaker 1: never had a safe word sex. I mean, you'll know
Speaker 1: I'm not enjoying it because I'm like, as I turned blue,
Speaker 1: I have faith in myself to just stop it. Like
Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of like I like dirty talk.
Speaker 1: I think that's wait, So what's your case? Are big
Speaker 1: butts your kink or sig butts are not my caink
Speaker 1: at all? But it's actually in the opposite direction. I
Speaker 1: love small butts and and I can't lie. I love
Speaker 1: I love a small dish, like small butts don't get
Speaker 1: as much love, and that do not get as much love.
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian ruined that, but for everybody but it's and
Speaker 1: I she ruined a lot of things. Yes, uh, and
Speaker 1: we're not going to shame her on this podcast. We'll
Speaker 1: do it do Yeah, we're pro Kardashi. I'm sorry, that's fine,
Speaker 1: we're nuts. Sorry. Wait, so what is it? What's your kink?
Speaker 1: So in the small but vein. I like a woman
Speaker 1: to be in good shape. That is like a thing.
Speaker 1: So what's good shape to you? Because everyone has their
Speaker 1: own definition of it. Yeah, Like some guys want a
Speaker 1: woman to be like thick can like just but that's
Speaker 1: not I mean bodybuilders. Yeah, and some guys like mind
Speaker 1: bodybuilders and I don't. And I think like in good
Speaker 1: good shape is a good thing, like just you know,
Speaker 1: like define some muscles, some you know, like you work
Speaker 1: out because I think it ties into a confidence thing.
Speaker 1: And the other thing that I think it does in
Speaker 1: the weirdest way, our comedy and our career and everything
Speaker 1: that we've done is twins. We've sort of chosen the
Speaker 1: path to go against what people think we should do
Speaker 1: when we get out there. So there is this. It's
Speaker 1: either a great choice or it's a terrible choice. And
Speaker 1: we don't know yet. We'll see, but I mean exactly,
Speaker 1: but I mean, we literally have made a career of
Speaker 1: stepping on stage and saying we're not going to give
Speaker 1: you exactly what you want here, We're going to go
Speaker 1: in a different directions. So whenever, whenever I see that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that is that's amazing. Like I saw
Speaker 1: James Davis's comedy for the first time at the Moontar
Speaker 1: Comedy Principal and I was like, I fucking love this guy. Damn.
Speaker 1: I did not expect anything of what just came out
Speaker 1: of his mouth, and I love, love love. I was like,
Speaker 1: where is this coming from? It is so surprising and
Speaker 1: so interesting and cool, and so I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: just not giving you what you want. So I think
Speaker 1: there's a little bit of that going Like, Okay, everybody
Speaker 1: says a woman's body should be soft, and a woman's
Speaker 1: body should be this, and there is this preconceived notion
Speaker 1: of what it should be. So when it isn't, I
Speaker 1: think that's really cool. And then it ties into something
Speaker 1: in terms of like your confidence in yourself. That's another
Speaker 1: thing you like fit in terms of like muscle. Not
Speaker 1: to brag, but I can squat one seventy five. I
Speaker 1: just did yesterday. So I do, that's all I definitely
Speaker 1: didn't think. I definitely do that's amazing, but it doesn't
Speaker 1: have to be. But I definitely do think that that's
Speaker 1: hot in some way. Yeah, it's like they're taking care
Speaker 1: of themselves because they want you're taking care of yourself
Speaker 1: and be if you're in good shape, and you have
Speaker 1: If you are, then that's I'm not saying I don't
Speaker 1: like women who aren't in good ship Fatty's I get it.
Speaker 1: I just love how you presented this. I'm crazy, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna wow my kink. By the way, No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is where you're wrong. I didn't say I'm gonna
Speaker 1: wow you. You just asked me what my kink is
Speaker 1: and I just said it was just it really made
Speaker 1: me laugh. But I do like fit with and and
Speaker 1: bodybuilders don't bother me, So it's not like I'm like gross,
Speaker 1: I'm not like, do like, have you ever looked at
Speaker 1: porn with like muscular bodybuilders? Because I was gonna say
Speaker 1: that's more of a kink. That's more out of the
Speaker 1: northern bodybuilders. For a lot of dudes are like gross,
Speaker 1: you look like a man. I don't think so. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I mean I had a who really liked bodybuilders, and
Speaker 1: what happened? Did you deal with that? No, it's I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I just discovered his porn truly accidentally, and
Speaker 1: it frees me the funk out, just because I was
Speaker 1: like at that time, I was like no, I mean,
Speaker 1: I wasn't fat. I was just like, not even did
Speaker 1: you stop they side to that? What did you talk
Speaker 1: to him about it? Yeah? I mean on the podcast,
Speaker 1: but that was years later. It didn't matter because he
Speaker 1: was not like the one anyway, So I was just
Speaker 1: kind of like along for the rod. He was a
Speaker 1: very nice person, right, and he was and he was
Speaker 1: cool and he was like, oh, I'm sorry that made
Speaker 1: me feel like that way. He's like I just like
Speaker 1: he's like, I just like like the newness of it.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of guys are just like some days,
Speaker 1: like they just want the differeness of difference. What's your king?
Speaker 1: But I mean I think it's what I was saying before.
Speaker 1: It's not like dominate, but like the choking and that
Speaker 1: kind of like flip roll thing a little is do
Speaker 1: you like when the woman chokes you or you choked
Speaker 1: the woman getting choked getting choked a little yeah, that's fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's different. I think it's like it's new and it's
Speaker 1: different and it's unexpected. Do you ask women to choke
Speaker 1: you or like when you were dating, did you ask
Speaker 1: the women to choke you? Or no? It was done
Speaker 1: to me and I and I was unexpected, right, enjoyed it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh that's cool. I like that.
Speaker 1: If you want to do that again, right, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: It is always also cool to find something, discover something
Speaker 1: that did it for me, right, well, yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 1: is fun because sometimes sex can get mundane when if
Speaker 1: it's with the same person. I've been married first, just
Speaker 1: celebrating my sixteen year congratulations and how you were for
Speaker 1: like twice we've known each other, and how long have
Speaker 1: you been together with your wife? And do you find
Speaker 1: that like what one of my biggest fears when even
Speaker 1: I had this when I was a kid, was that
Speaker 1: like we would get it would get stale when you're
Speaker 1: with somebody that long, and wouldn't the excitement would just
Speaker 1: drain inevitably in some ways it always will. I mean
Speaker 1: that's just like you can't put a pressure on somebody
Speaker 1: like excite me for fifty five year there's no way
Speaker 1: anyone can. There's no human way that anyone can. The
Speaker 1: relationship has to change and morph into something else where
Speaker 1: you become partners and year about each other and support
Speaker 1: each other in all other areas of your life. But
Speaker 1: it's going to be in touch with your things that
Speaker 1: you enjoy. Yeah, that's important. And the person has to
Speaker 1: be yeah, and happy to and not resentful for doing
Speaker 1: those things for you. That's an important thing to like
Speaker 1: be on the same page with, because then that if
Speaker 1: that goes, you know, and that can boil, that seed
Speaker 1: can be planted, that resentment seed, and they maybe they
Speaker 1: don't even realize it. And then the physicality is really important.
Speaker 1: Gotta be. You have to maintain it being sexual chemistry.
Speaker 1: You have to take care of it as much as
Speaker 1: you take everything is important. It is so important, and
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be all the time, doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be every day. It doesn't have to be you know, well,
Speaker 1: no one has been, by the way, Then it would suck.
Speaker 1: Then it would get really boring. Do you want ice
Speaker 1: cream every night? No? I mean, but every meal? Like
Speaker 1: then you're like every meal, it's like save it, save
Speaker 1: it for cool moments. You lose some of the like
Speaker 1: and then you choke the ship out of your ice cream. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you guys have either of you had moments in
Speaker 1: your marriage where you're like, let's do something sexual adventurous
Speaker 1: or sexually exportive to phrase, but spice things up. My
Speaker 1: wife has and and I was down with it. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, cool, Well was it incorporating a toy
Speaker 1: an outfit a person incorporated toys? You know, I'm not
Speaker 1: a huge like I gotta have anal all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm not. That's not my thing, you know, all day
Speaker 1: and all day. Uh No, but we try. It's it's
Speaker 1: definitely you try. She requested anal? Did huh? Wow? She
Speaker 1: had any toys for her ass, like um anial beads
Speaker 1: or anything. Man beats good like the beads. Why do
Speaker 1: you like him so much? Because it's just it's a
Speaker 1: nice sensation. It doesn't hurt, it doesn't I don't like
Speaker 1: things that vibrate. I don't like any kind of vibration.
Speaker 1: And you have so many sensors in your ass. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just, dude, so good. And if it's nice to
Speaker 1: feel something in your in your butt, that's not poop
Speaker 1: to be honest and although we did a whole documentary
Speaker 1: about poop that was at the Lower east Side Film Festival, sucking.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I was doing something. They were
Speaker 1: how many minutes is this? Sixty seventy minutes? Just about more?
Speaker 1: Really about a subject that we don't really talk about
Speaker 1: as society yet everybody does not everybody has sex, but
Speaker 1: everyone poops, like everybody? Yeah, and so why everyone in
Speaker 1: every system? How did we get to this point? And
Speaker 1: should we talk about it more? And it's a lot
Speaker 1: of funny people just either we tried to take a
Speaker 1: very highbrow look at it to say interesting, what is
Speaker 1: this and and what is it you? So like we
Speaker 1: had Kura Sultanovich told an unbelievable story about like her
Speaker 1: family leaving Russia and her father being a city head,
Speaker 1: and she's going to the train with her mom and
Speaker 1: her she's simply three or four years old. People have
Speaker 1: gathered in this shitty Russian village to throw trash at
Speaker 1: the Jews who are leaving town. That's what they so,
Speaker 1: throwing trash at little kids and like scrying them fucking
Speaker 1: people right. So they she gets on the train and
Speaker 1: she's freaked out as a four year old and she's like, mommy,
Speaker 1: have to pooh, and her mom was like, pulled on
Speaker 1: your pants. She stuck her hand out, and this I
Speaker 1: get as a parent, this is what you don't have
Speaker 1: to do. You don't know what to do, you don't
Speaker 1: have diapers, you don't have anything. So you're in my hand.
Speaker 1: So she poos in her hand and her mom, who
Speaker 1: doesn't know what to do, opens the window and throws
Speaker 1: it right back out at them. And like that story,
Speaker 1: we didn't know what was coming. Unbelievable. And I'm sure
Speaker 1: you've heard, you know Brad Williams. I'm sure his story
Speaker 1: about going oh my gut. We know it's in the movie.
Speaker 1: Don't give it aut give it away. A great story.
Speaker 1: You see the movie. Now I'm gonna say it. Well,
Speaker 1: I have this thing where, like in relationships, like one thing,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't ever want to see you ship.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see your ship. I don't want
Speaker 1: to say I don't. I just would per that barrier,
Speaker 1: which is weird. Why you should get over that if
Speaker 1: you are going to be intimate with somebody, not that
Speaker 1: you can, but I lick my boyfriend's asshole, right, So
Speaker 1: why can't are you making a shower first? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that's a same mystery. I mean, Dan Savage, that's my
Speaker 1: favorite thing that he ever said, was like, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: it's okay for your partner to think of you like
Speaker 1: a little bit like a fairy tale character. And I
Speaker 1: really agreed with that, and I like, yeah, I like
Speaker 1: putting up that roof. I don't think the two are
Speaker 1: mutually exclusive, but that's true. Yeah, I don't think she
Speaker 1: should have to get over that. I agree with what
Speaker 1: you're gonna say. I don't really want to get over
Speaker 1: it because I'm very comfortable with that level of like
Speaker 1: to see. So you're with your boyfriend and you have
Speaker 1: to take a ship. What do you do? You say,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take it down and take a ship our bathroom.
Speaker 1: Where you going that? I don't care? But I all
Speaker 1: like play Candy Crush really loud on my phone. I
Speaker 1: don't like that. I don't like anybody hearing it. You
Speaker 1: are crushing that toilet at the same time. So Candy
Speaker 1: Crush yet pretty fucking loud plet sound effects and music
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. I was like, Wow, I've never
Speaker 1: had anything loud enough on my phone. I just want
Speaker 1: to keep that to me. I just want just I
Speaker 1: mean friends, I don't give a ship. And you are
Speaker 1: you good with sitting? I mean you like in public? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can go anywhere, but I have like a very
Speaker 1: sensitive stomach. I can consumpated very easily. So I've started
Speaker 1: to stomach. I got it, Yes, when I learned, I
Speaker 1: really try not to pop in public. But I mean
Speaker 1: I have a like a normal schedule, so I really
Speaker 1: like never need to coffee in the morning, right, No,
Speaker 1: I don't drink coffee. I'm drinking it right now, but
Speaker 1: it is because I pulled lighter um. But I really
Speaker 1: I don't like it. It hurts my stomach. I don't
Speaker 1: need it. Yeah, I hate the idea of being addicted
Speaker 1: to something. I'm really against that. I agree, but I
Speaker 1: kind of I love it in the morning taste that
Speaker 1: much I like. I mean, I like diet, cope anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't right now, they're going to sponsor my funeral.
Speaker 1: Everyone gets advice. My advice is diet coke, and I
Speaker 1: love it all right. She didn't give me ship for smoking,
Speaker 1: and then I don't smoke. I don't drink a lot.
Speaker 1: I don't do what tone of drugs, like I get
Speaker 1: to do this. I worked out so much, like I
Speaker 1: just I've tried so many times to give it diet cope,
Speaker 1: but I was like, I don't think it's worth it.
Speaker 1: I feel the same way about smoking, Like if you
Speaker 1: truly love smoking, I think you should smoke. I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm a little long time anyway, someone's probably should
Speaker 1: do really think do you really believe some kind of
Speaker 1: always since I was a little kid, I just have
Speaker 1: the kind of attitude like I know one's hit me yet,
Speaker 1: um yeah, but everyone ever, you obviously don't know me
Speaker 1: very well. I say, people don't. People don't get her
Speaker 1: in a lot of people don't understand sharing a self center.
Speaker 1: I have self center, and I think there's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: where I agree. Let me let me change the language
Speaker 1: and say, you advocate for yourself very well, because self
Speaker 1: centered has like a weird shitty for not your shouldn't
Speaker 1: be a negative mentation. I am self centered, but not
Speaker 1: selfish selfish, and I think there's a difference, totally, a difference,
Speaker 1: totally a different. Selfish means you don't care about other people,
Speaker 1: you don't care about self, So selfish is the worst
Speaker 1: self centers kind of medium. Self aware is what you're
Speaker 1: sel self aware? Self aware is good? Self aware of
Speaker 1: me well or self aware of melf aware that I
Speaker 1: want to be self centered. This is what I say.
Speaker 1: You like taking care of yourself, which in the moment, okay,
Speaker 1: when the plans going down and you have a child
Speaker 1: next year, what do they say, put a fucking mask
Speaker 1: on yourself. You are one on the kid, because the
Speaker 1: idea is you're useless if you can help instinctly. Like
Speaker 1: our book, I gotta say my kid first, is your instinct? Yea,
Speaker 1: not all. Either of you have ever been snowboarding? Have
Speaker 1: you ever been snowboarding either? I've been okay in snowboarding
Speaker 1: a little different than there's a moment in snowboarding where
Speaker 1: you have to turn and lean down the hill. It
Speaker 1: goes against everything that your brain is telling you to
Speaker 1: do because you're like, what, I'm gonna lean down the
Speaker 1: hill and then fall over and break everything. But that's
Speaker 1: the only way you can get the way you can
Speaker 1: get the correct edge to there's on one of your church.
Speaker 1: You have to lead down the hill. So it it
Speaker 1: goes against your thoughts and you just want to lean
Speaker 1: back and a lot of times that's why you fall
Speaker 1: down into into the mountain. But it's like that moment
Speaker 1: where you're like, Okay, I have to actually take care
Speaker 1: of myself. But that's an important thing in life in general,
Speaker 1: where you're like, holy shit, everything's I'm trying to do
Speaker 1: everything for everybody right now, but for yourself. Yeah, do
Speaker 1: you have that? Is that like an anxiety that you
Speaker 1: face many times times? Because I just want to do
Speaker 1: for family and friends and everything, I will put myself
Speaker 1: further down the line that I need to. And I
Speaker 1: think I do that too, because to less of an
Speaker 1: extent than me, to less of an extent than him.
Speaker 1: But I do because I put you in front of me, right,
Speaker 1: He puts me in front of him, and I'm still
Speaker 1: put me first. No, But I do think there are
Speaker 1: times where we both feel like we are so fortunate
Speaker 1: that we get to do what we do, that we
Speaker 1: knew what we wanted to do, and we are support
Speaker 1: ourselves by doing comedy and doing our podcast. It's a
Speaker 1: huge accomplishment and it feels so good and it feels rewarding.
Speaker 1: And when we actually sit back and think about all
Speaker 1: the people who are really trying and who aren't doing
Speaker 1: as well as we are or aren't able to support themselves.
Speaker 1: We feel so lucky that as a result, I feel like,
Speaker 1: oh I gotta have I gotta give back another way.
Speaker 1: I gotta sublimate myself in other ways because I get
Speaker 1: to fully be me and these things. That's why I think.
Speaker 1: That's why I think hobbies and things that you like
Speaker 1: and really getting into that and supporting that stuff is
Speaker 1: absolutely massive, so important. So I my wife got me
Speaker 1: a record player two and a half years ago, nine
Speaker 1: two years ago. And we love music. Both of us
Speaker 1: love music. My wife loves music. That's one of the
Speaker 1: things that we really connect on. We don't always love
Speaker 1: the same music, but there's like a ven diagram of
Speaker 1: stuff that we love together. That's great. Not enough, she's
Speaker 1: she is, But then dogs think so but we that's
Speaker 1: why they cry. But I will go and just varacial.
Speaker 1: We've been like voraciously collecting mine on the this is
Speaker 1: it's something akin to a crack addiction. But no, my
Speaker 1: boyfriend like that. With pinball, we'll make a road trip
Speaker 1: just to go to pinball. But Vegas the pall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we went to New Hampshire just because there was a
Speaker 1: huge pinball game. What's this game. Um, he liked. Junkyard
Speaker 1: is one of his favorite games. That's one of my
Speaker 1: favorite games to all the Star Wars, the older Star Wars,
Speaker 1: Star Trek. The new Star Wars is good. They fucking
Speaker 1: just had a new game. It was like one of
Speaker 1: the first original games they've had in a while. It's
Speaker 1: like a safe game where the aliens. Yeah, um yeah, mine,
Speaker 1: I love the soccer one we had. We had growing up.
Speaker 1: We had a pinball machine in our house which one
Speaker 1: flash Oh. I played that one, which our our parents
Speaker 1: were not like we didn't have Atari when everybody around
Speaker 1: the ataries and they didn't have We didn't have those
Speaker 1: video games. But I didn't PlayStation and he wasn't a
Speaker 1: big Our parents weren't like we're gonna be really indulgent
Speaker 1: and decadent and just do whatever you want. We never
Speaker 1: took huge vacations or anything like that. But when we
Speaker 1: went and picked out that was a significant moment. We
Speaker 1: picked out this went to this like that's crazy old
Speaker 1: factory with we picked it out, they brought it home
Speaker 1: and that was something that we played a lot. I mean,
Speaker 1: I loved it. It was like therapeutic. We would spend
Speaker 1: hours playing that like we'd be upstairs with our we'd
Speaker 1: be upstairs and our dad with upstairs, and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden you'd hear like the explosions from the
Speaker 1: pinball thing, and I'm like, who have you guys? Ever
Speaker 1: into the Sunshine Laundromat and Greenpoint, Brooklyn. It is a
Speaker 1: pinball speakeasy. It is the best place in the fucking city. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like a laundry mate. The guy who owns
Speaker 1: it is a rich guy, I guess, who's just like,
Speaker 1: let's do something for me. But at any happy that
Speaker 1: like you don't have to like have pinball machine going
Speaker 1: in order for you to like have an orgasm as well.
Speaker 1: Thank god. That's although you dogs while you play, well,
Speaker 1: you guys are better at it than me. I guess
Speaker 1: I don't know. I put my initials in some machines.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you walk through this door that looks like
Speaker 1: a door to a dryer, and then it's a beautiful
Speaker 1: bar with like fifty machines young and like the big
Speaker 1: they have the big Lebowski one. That's fucking amazing. What
Speaker 1: you hate this ship? I mean, I just don't care
Speaker 1: about pinball. Most people don't. What do you love to
Speaker 1: do outside of all this ship. You have so many interests,
Speaker 1: like a lot of I mean I like to see
Speaker 1: horror movies and I like to read John Ronson books exclusively.
Speaker 1: What style of horror movies? Any kind? I've pretty I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, so, I mean any horror movie that comes
Speaker 1: out I see with my best friend and then uh
Speaker 1: old ones. I mean my brother is named Christopher Lee,
Speaker 1: after my dad's favorite actor who played Dracula. Like yeah,
Speaker 1: like I was like, my goal, like my B level
Speaker 1: goal is to be a scream queen. But D Snyder
Speaker 1: told me that I traditionally they have bigger breast. Oh
Speaker 1: I should have said D with that restaurant. Yeah we were.
Speaker 1: I was on Fangoria Radio. I want to scream queen
Speaker 1: contest because at my screen, like, I'm really good at screaming.
Speaker 1: So what am I to stream when while while you're
Speaker 1: having sex during like you're yelling at the pillow, please
Speaker 1: finish this three way. I'm done. I've already come. I
Speaker 1: like video games, so, I mean I loved Tetris my
Speaker 1: senior year of high school. I was upset. I could
Speaker 1: not every I just waited every day for the bell
Speaker 1: to ring. So I could go home and play Tetris
Speaker 1: for hours. There was an amazing it was an amazing
Speaker 1: exhibit when we were up in UM in Seattle, the
Speaker 1: e MP Phenomenal Museum up there, that was like a
Speaker 1: horror movie exhibit. And I'll never forget this because they
Speaker 1: had little They made a little documentary kind of things
Speaker 1: in each station about classic so Texas chainsaw masker. Someone
Speaker 1: was the original one, and like I guess, seventy five
Speaker 1: people who know the movie are probably yelling at their
Speaker 1: probably idiots. Yeah, but the person they made the best
Speaker 1: comment ever just about how scary the sound design was
Speaker 1: on that. So it would just be a shot of
Speaker 1: a field and it's kind of dusky and you just
Speaker 1: would hear like the locusts that the yeah sound that
Speaker 1: stuff just completely We watched get Out on the plane
Speaker 1: all the way here, so you had just seen it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, hard for us to get out and
Speaker 1: it's hard for us to little. But I love that
Speaker 1: movie and so many moments of that, the lighting and
Speaker 1: the music and the just the moments they helped fight back,
Speaker 1: moment fighting back, yeah, and the end thing. I really
Speaker 1: like one thing that was always been interesting about pinball,
Speaker 1: and you see it in Horror too. A lot of
Speaker 1: titties in Pima. In life, every almost every fucking pinball
Speaker 1: machine besides the modern modern ones like the Lebowsky one,
Speaker 1: but they all had like doctor dude is a guy
Speaker 1: and a doctor, which just every fucking machine, if it
Speaker 1: had nothing to do with titties, was just titties. They
Speaker 1: need meant to focus. I know, I know you're like, well, clearly,
Speaker 1: Noledge come over here. And then the first machine ever
Speaker 1: to make sound effects, the sound of it's zenon or something,
Speaker 1: zena or something. The sound effect was huh and that
Speaker 1: it's just a girl coming. And guys would always every
Speaker 1: time I'm in a place where they have yeah, they
Speaker 1: would play it like for hours, and that would make
Speaker 1: me not want to play. Yeah. I'd be like, no,
Speaker 1: thank you, not necessary. Do you guys watch porn? Really?
Speaker 1: I watched the Porn Awards, uh, the awards, and I
Speaker 1: started to like nine months after it was on and
Speaker 1: I started to live tweet it. I was like downstairs
Speaker 1: in the basement. It was like the two months later
Speaker 1: because like some of them were having kids from that night, right,
Speaker 1: So I was just live like mean while I was
Speaker 1: like eight o'clock at night. My family is up there upstairs.
Speaker 1: I'm in the downstairs in my basement TV and I'm
Speaker 1: just watching it and I was like, I'm gonna start
Speaker 1: to I'm gonna start to live thing. And then they
Speaker 1: had an award for best Acting in corn Wars. I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, why are you doing You're not allowed
Speaker 1: to do this, like you having to work for best
Speaker 1: Acting is like having the Oscars having award for best
Speaker 1: anal right, right, right again. Although some women are great actress,
Speaker 1: isn't that they pretend to enjoy it and I feel
Speaker 1: like they're really not. We've met some porn actresses and
Speaker 1: they are. We did we did a shoot for um,
Speaker 1: was it Who's Larry Flint? Hustler? Yeah, so they wanted
Speaker 1: to do a feature on us, sent us a Christmas car,
Speaker 1: did they really? It was very sex and it was
Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah why why? It was funny by someone
Speaker 1: and it was just like we were hustler. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was clothes on. But no one read that. We were
Speaker 1: the most most closed people us. We were. We were
Speaker 1: and we actually requested that the woman if she didn't
Speaker 1: want to, we said this is her choice, and we
Speaker 1: said she doesn't have to be naked, like I said,
Speaker 1: because for Hustler. Yeah, but were you going to shoot together? Yes? Oh,
Speaker 1: I was going to say, like and they were trying
Speaker 1: to put a night naked woman with you, so yes,
Speaker 1: and so we said. I said, I'm not getting naked.
Speaker 1: I have no desire to get naked. But I also
Speaker 1: I am not going to make this person do it.
Speaker 1: And I think it's cooler to be in the bikini. Uh.
Speaker 1: And I said, what if we did that and they
Speaker 1: like had to run it up the ladder and then
Speaker 1: they let it happen, and so she she didn't have
Speaker 1: to be naked, And I felt like, I think it
Speaker 1: was cool. I think it was better. That moment was better,
Speaker 1: and I think it was unique for Hustler to have
Speaker 1: like a multi page photo thing along with an article
Speaker 1: where no one was naked. What what were you he's
Speaker 1: doing in this photo? Yeah, so it's just you two
Speaker 1: and a girl in bikini? Yeah? Yeah, no, we were
Speaker 1: in bikini's Now what were we doing? Man? I forgot
Speaker 1: what it was even. I just remember it was us
Speaker 1: just being funny, just standing around. It was like, did
Speaker 1: you get interviewed? Yes? Okay, all right? In an interview.
Speaker 1: The guy who wrote it was a big fan of
Speaker 1: our comedy, so he wanted he was like, I want
Speaker 1: to feature comedians, and we're like, who the fun is
Speaker 1: reading Hustler? Who was reading? Dude? I have so many
Speaker 1: copies of Hustler on the top of my closet because
Speaker 1: you sent us a button. Now, I mean, I read
Speaker 1: our artist. It's just our issue of Hustlers so much.
Speaker 1: It's just are for girls, And I'm like, are you
Speaker 1: the girls? Yeah? Like you can spot a seventeen year
Speaker 1: old pussy from I feel like I can and it's weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know, or it's just one of those things
Speaker 1: where you look so much younger than your both Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to ask you guys this because I'm nervous
Speaker 1: about this, just for the future, that what's up. Do
Speaker 1: you think like all the access to that level of
Speaker 1: sexuality and just you know, just visual images is going
Speaker 1: to ruin it for the kids coming up because they
Speaker 1: have so much fucking access to the magic of sex
Speaker 1: and being with someone in person is so great. But
Speaker 1: you totally get removed from that and learned to like
Speaker 1: this instead, right, And I think it diverts people's attention
Speaker 1: to the point where we're gonna just like make it
Speaker 1: impossible for people to have relationships. Well, it's crazy that,
Speaker 1: like people can get so outraged over Kathy Griffin holding
Speaker 1: a fake severed head of Donald Trump covered in blood,
Speaker 1: but the things that you see on important sites like that,
Speaker 1: I mean, has it outraged me? But I'm like so
Speaker 1: much more shock someone hit their own puke, you know,
Speaker 1: like out of a dog bowl, Like that's not necessarily great,
Speaker 1: Like I mean, I don't bring the dog into it.
Speaker 1: Desensitized to sex. And it's on the pinball machine and
Speaker 1: it's on the movie and it's on the billboard. People
Speaker 1: can access it's so quick. I don't even know why
Speaker 1: you would. Does that make you terrified of kids? So
Speaker 1: like and be like do they have phones? I mean
Speaker 1: they can see the ship? Kids do not. My kids
Speaker 1: do not have good what are the ages? Twelve? And
Speaker 1: so my twel girld is probably going to get a
Speaker 1: phone now, but we'll put all the controls on it.
Speaker 1: And I just don't want her. You can't control like
Speaker 1: what her friends going to do or show her. You know,
Speaker 1: she goes to a public school. But it's interesting because
Speaker 1: like her friends are a little younger skewing. I worry
Speaker 1: more about my younger one, like getting into stuff I
Speaker 1: feel like with a with a with a girl. Though
Speaker 1: I think porn is not what you gotta watch out
Speaker 1: with girls. It's more like seeing like these Instagram models
Speaker 1: and having unrealistic body expectations actually goes hand in hand
Speaker 1: with the porn because we have these very we're gonna
Speaker 1: have men will have unrealistic, vixed versions of what sex
Speaker 1: should be, and women see Instagram model models that are
Speaker 1: filtered and have had surgery and it's like, none, none
Speaker 1: of this is possible, not know what happened that anyone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know it's funny, but it's like when it's like
Speaker 1: when you see product shots of like a food at
Speaker 1: a restaurant, you can't eat it. You can't eat it
Speaker 1: because it's like glat because they painted it, especially fast food,
Speaker 1: like none of the fast food I've ever had has
Speaker 1: ever looked like any of the But then you see
Speaker 1: like a like a restaurant for like a Chinese restaurant
Speaker 1: where they took the bad flat photos that aren't no
Speaker 1: depth of field, and it's like a flash on it,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, that's what the food really looks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's terrible thing that's on the menu, Like, don't ever
Speaker 1: do it? How old are you? Eight? My son is
Speaker 1: eight and my daughters three? Three? Okay, so have you
Speaker 1: given your oldest daughters? Has anybody talked about sex or
Speaker 1: has she required she has not? Like they're now just
Speaker 1: at the point where some of the kids are like that,
Speaker 1: you know, that's my boyfriend, although there's nothing going on.
Speaker 1: It's amazing how much in l A, how they've stayed young,
Speaker 1: how they stayed young. I cannot believe it. And I
Speaker 1: think it's just because where we are, we live in
Speaker 1: an area, like our little area that we live in
Speaker 1: is it feels like it's I don't know, it's just
Speaker 1: the parents and collectively there's just in the air of like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's not let's actually focus in on our kids. We're
Speaker 1: not going to ditch out and let the other people
Speaker 1: raise them, and we're actually going to try and you know,
Speaker 1: be president in their lives so that we're not you know,
Speaker 1: so that they aren't just going because you wanted to wait.
Speaker 1: You hear like horror stories about how everyone at the
Speaker 1: bott Mitzva gave a blowjob, and you're like all right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because my daughter's turning thirteen next year, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear about blow jobs at about I just
Speaker 1: don't want to hear that stuff. And I don't think
Speaker 1: my daughter is that she I kind of know her
Speaker 1: well enough to know that's not She's kind of creeped
Speaker 1: out by all that stuff. She doesn't want to move forward.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want a boyfriend, she doesn't have guys that
Speaker 1: she likes. I think she's starting to realize that you
Speaker 1: can be friends with guys, and and she has some
Speaker 1: boys that you really I don't know. I think at
Speaker 1: this age, I consider all of us friends. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have guy friends. You do, Yeah, you don't want to
Speaker 1: I'm one of my best guy No. I mean I
Speaker 1: do have a ton of gay friends. But I also
Speaker 1: have like one of my best friends, uh Minoli, Like
Speaker 1: he you know, I like we used to like cuddle
Speaker 1: when we were like in a theater, but it was
Speaker 1: always like a very like we have a deep friendship
Speaker 1: bond that would just be ruined and I slept in
Speaker 1: the same bed. We've never talked about sucking. No, well
Speaker 1: that's actually cool. But I've been trying to say my
Speaker 1: whole like men and women can be friends and then
Speaker 1: everyone is. But I'm very naive, I guess because I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: we're sucking friends, and then they'll be like you want
Speaker 1: to No dog can cross your mind. I mean I
Speaker 1: don't think that's like I mean, but the thought has
Speaker 1: crossed my mind of like making out with a girlfriend
Speaker 1: to like, and I don't have any actual interest in
Speaker 1: doing that. It's just like, you have a lot of
Speaker 1: time on your hands and your mind wanders. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: don't have time on our hands. When you have kids,
Speaker 1: lose you lose the luxury of a wandering mind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's that's great though, because like I live
Speaker 1: alone and work from home now, and I mean it
Speaker 1: is how much do you masturbate in a day. I'm
Speaker 1: not a big masturbator. I don't misturbate like once, she's
Speaker 1: once every two weeks. She's done twice during this podcast
Speaker 1: Suckers Day. Sometimes that's her. Yeah, sometimes not. But when
Speaker 1: we go on the road, we always get separate hotel rooms,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yes, time, I just get it because
Speaker 1: I truly need I need time, need to be alone.
Speaker 1: I'm never alone. I'm never alone. I live with my
Speaker 1: boyfriend and he works from home. I work from home.
Speaker 1: You got it. And there was a time when we
Speaker 1: were finishing up our book, I'm like, can you just go?
Speaker 1: Can you just leave for a couple of days because
Speaker 1: I just need you. It's nothing against you personally, I
Speaker 1: just need to Yeah that too, I mean the first
Speaker 1: thing I did. But like something about being alone in
Speaker 1: a room that just makes me horny. Men's dress slides across,
Speaker 1: you know. I just like being naked, naked and naked
Speaker 1: all the time in your house. Oh my god, yes,
Speaker 1: all the time, naked all the time. You love. I
Speaker 1: edited the entire now I did. I love being naked.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite thing. Now you do, now I do.
Speaker 1: I was very shy. I would. I was the one
Speaker 1: who changed in the bathroom because I don't want any
Speaker 1: of seeing my boots because your boobs are too big
Speaker 1: or too small. They're so great, they're big um, and
Speaker 1: when you're like pressing them down and whatever you're wearing
Speaker 1: right now, I know, I know, I know I'm wearing
Speaker 1: sports bra um because that's the workout. But I used
Speaker 1: to get unwanted attention at a young age when I
Speaker 1: was sexualized when I was twelve, and then they found
Speaker 1: because they Yeah, and I was scrawny and I had
Speaker 1: this rack and I'm like this sucks. I still wanted
Speaker 1: to play with Barbies, but everybody was like fucking kids
Speaker 1: are so sweet, Like yeah, just sexualized. I mean I
Speaker 1: have I still don't have boobs, but I was. I
Speaker 1: was sexualized when I was I remember my mom being like,
Speaker 1: can you not wear like that? Because it's weird on vacation,
Speaker 1: like everyone's looking at you. That's just because I had
Speaker 1: more of like an adult body at a younger age. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like hips and like thighs, like I never had
Speaker 1: those skinny chicken legs like I always had like lady legs.
Speaker 1: You were like a woman, you were born a lady. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just born. I mean like there's pictures of
Speaker 1: me when I was six and I had like thick,
Speaker 1: milky thighs, Like that's the way it was. Still I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, you're really rocking that Barbie wedding dress. Yeah,
Speaker 1: girl get it. But I even bothered me then I'm
Speaker 1: just like I'm like, I'm sorry that like people that,
Speaker 1: but like that's gross perverts, Like yeah, cat calling like
Speaker 1: a thirteen year old when she's on vacation with her family,
Speaker 1: and I understand if that were to happen in anything
Speaker 1: around my kids, I would go over and just like
Speaker 1: literally ship, I probably wouldn't murder them. Truthfully, this is
Speaker 1: what I would do, even if I would still nasty.
Speaker 1: I would shame the funk out of them and be
Speaker 1: like you, I'm gonna ashamed of yourself. You will be
Speaker 1: ashamed of yourself, and I will continue to make incredible
Speaker 1: fun of you from here until the end of time.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna write a com about it, jokes about you.
Speaker 1: You don't know who you messed with, not who you are.
Speaker 1: Gonna take your picture, I'm gonna post it on everybody
Speaker 1: public shame like you. If you call my family, you
Speaker 1: come my kids, I will take you down. As I'm
Speaker 1: pushing you down in the rabbit hole, i will continue
Speaker 1: stomping all the way down into the quest of the earth.
Speaker 1: And then I'll take that and then I'll yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm very sensibiut it's something I love. If if
Speaker 1: it's something I love or someone I love, If a
Speaker 1: friend of mine gets shamed in a way, a friend
Speaker 1: of mine gets like hurt by someone or something, I'm like,
Speaker 1: let me out. Let's let me Yeah, yeah, because it's
Speaker 1: like why and have you done that? Have you like
Speaker 1: got in to a fight with a person because they
Speaker 1: don't love physical fighting. I just think it's not it's
Speaker 1: not it's but also physical fighting is not as effective
Speaker 1: if you go mental, man, you fucking belittle the ship
Speaker 1: out of them, shake them so far down, and then
Speaker 1: you just keep jumping like your brain and your humor
Speaker 1: is your weapon. I also don't think you would win
Speaker 1: a physical fright. No, I wouldn't either. Have you ever
Speaker 1: done that to a person where you just wanted to
Speaker 1: like make their life hard? Yeah? I mean even just
Speaker 1: on like again, we don't really deal with trolls. We
Speaker 1: just try and block them and whatever. But somebody made
Speaker 1: a comment about something he was around the election time,
Speaker 1: and they, oh, what do you but hurt that Hillary
Speaker 1: didn't win the election or that? And I made one
Speaker 1: spelling mistake in there, and I was like that here
Speaker 1: we fucking bitch boot. We said to all of our people,
Speaker 1: here we go. This fucking person said, did you guys ready, everybody,
Speaker 1: here we go and just boom shot, boom down, boom down,
Speaker 1: boom down, boomed down, five or six five or six
Speaker 1: just in the fucking sword in the dick to the
Speaker 1: person responded, and then they just took the tweets down,
Speaker 1: and then the tweets. They might even take their Twitter down.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's what that's that's what you
Speaker 1: get it. Actually, yeah, that's what you get. Anybody like
Speaker 1: says anything sideways about my boyfriend or my parents, I
Speaker 1: will go to town. That's the even if they don't
Speaker 1: know them, which is not good, because that's that's gonna
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, you have to employ some sort of lodging.
Speaker 1: If they're right, especially if they're right, I will murder
Speaker 1: you with I mean, look, I am not a person.
Speaker 1: We walk around i'd say ninety percent the time, both
Speaker 1: of us, but in different ways. But both of us
Speaker 1: walk around as pleasant human beings. I think that would
Speaker 1: be the description of who we are. From most everybody
Speaker 1: who knows this is like, oh, those dudes are so nice,
Speaker 1: and you know, those guys would do anything for people
Speaker 1: and help people out. If you get on the wrong
Speaker 1: side of it, yeah, it's almost like all the niceness
Speaker 1: pens it gets it pent up to the place. But
Speaker 1: you guys like us, but we don't realize that the
Speaker 1: Twitter example is that you have a lot of people
Speaker 1: that follow you, guys that care about what you have
Speaker 1: to say that or you guys that have your back.
Speaker 1: So if someone got into a beef on any level
Speaker 1: with you guys, or a shaming situation or you know
Speaker 1: the the mission statement of this podcast, they get involved
Speaker 1: in slept shaming you guys or something or someone you
Speaker 1: care about, they're going to get a full of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But I really just try to ignore that at this
Speaker 1: point because when you when you start interacting with these
Speaker 1: people that they live off that, like they love that,
Speaker 1: they love getting blocked. But nine times out of ten
Speaker 1: you do interact, but that you don't. You don't interact.
Speaker 1: But the one time when you can just jump down
Speaker 1: into the center of the earth, that is super fun.
Speaker 1: And sometimes yeah, sometimes when I'm just angry because I
Speaker 1: have a temper Krin doesn't but I I seem very calm. Well,
Speaker 1: I actually get it in more fights, but it's in
Speaker 1: it's in real life just because I can't be a
Speaker 1: lot of times people are like talk down to us,
Speaker 1: like it in interviews or like try to be like
Speaker 1: fucking hilarious women County, and I just really I don't
Speaker 1: let it slide anymore. I mean I got a fight
Speaker 1: because someone told me I was coddling my dog today
Speaker 1: and I almost murdered a man on the street. I'm
Speaker 1: just so say because I only I am like a
Speaker 1: new like a new puppy owner. And just like every
Speaker 1: fucking time I'm walking my dogs, someone tells me how
Speaker 1: to I feel like I know how to fucking walk
Speaker 1: a dog. That doesn't happen to men? Right, are you
Speaker 1: out of your mind getting talked down to him? I
Speaker 1: get I get mad when my wife gets when someone
Speaker 1: like explained, like, try to seen it happen to your wife.
Speaker 1: First of all, she's like far more. She's capable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she like fixes everything in our house because she was
Speaker 1: interior designer, architect, like knows her ship, so has her
Speaker 1: own tool belt, and like if anything goes wrong, I'm like, look,
Speaker 1: I can do a lot of things, like help support
Speaker 1: our family, taking financial ship, make everybody happy, take care
Speaker 1: of our kids, be president everybody's life. But if something
Speaker 1: needs to get pung up or put up, I don't
Speaker 1: want to be bleeding. I'm gonna be bleeding, yeah, and
Speaker 1: no one needs that, So just tell me what to do.
Speaker 1: And I'll help you do it, but it's your thing.
Speaker 1: So like when people just don't think that she here's
Speaker 1: where she gets it, and I get really mad at
Speaker 1: I'm like and that she's like, you gotta calm down
Speaker 1: because she'll go and she'll work with like a bunch
Speaker 1: of different contractors and the contracting world when you get
Speaker 1: people mostly men sometimes like foreign men. Is Rayley's who
Speaker 1: you know? Like I remember we were in a cab
Speaker 1: in your cabin d C. Like right before the election,
Speaker 1: and there was a guy who was trying to explain
Speaker 1: to us how much he hated Hillary but was okay
Speaker 1: hated Hillary and the Clinton's but was okay with Bill.
Speaker 1: I was like, you just don't want a woman president
Speaker 1: because you yourself are you can't handle a woman. So
Speaker 1: she is the boss and tells other people what to do,
Speaker 1: and then they're like some of these contractors, but you
Speaker 1: want to, like I want to throw her under the
Speaker 1: bus on those things. They want to like step over
Speaker 1: her toe, step on her toes, and come, you need
Speaker 1: to put this person in his place. I'm like, you
Speaker 1: need to put this person in his place and calm down.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I have a lot of man
Speaker 1: explaining to me what I need to do. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm on your side. I'm like, I have a lot
Speaker 1: of energy. If you want me to like come and
Speaker 1: just hang hang out, I'll dig dig the fun in.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. I'm like, just unleash me, like,
Speaker 1: just seriously, let me go. You are you're the bulldog,
Speaker 1: You're and your boyfriend you're the one who oh I
Speaker 1: can I yeah. My boyfriend's always constantly worried that I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get in calm down? Is that what he says? No,
Speaker 1: didn't he never says calmed down to me. He's very respectful. Um.
Speaker 1: I always walk towards danger, Like if I see somebody
Speaker 1: fighting on the street, I will go. I will like
Speaker 1: I've seen so many. I've seen so much domestic abuse
Speaker 1: on the street, and I always get involved. I fucking
Speaker 1: get involved because of why the funk would I not like?
Speaker 1: And you know, sometimes it's it didn't help physical I've
Speaker 1: seen like one and one time I stepped in three times.
Speaker 1: All three times, well, I saw a girl get physically
Speaker 1: pushed out of a car and I stayed with her
Speaker 1: to pick up her stuff until the cops came. And
Speaker 1: I just helped her because I mean, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: am very biased towards like just helping women, especially since
Speaker 1: doing this podcast, because I feel like we talk a
Speaker 1: lot about helping other women. So then it reminds me
Speaker 1: like to be nicer to women and just like stay
Speaker 1: with them and hold doors like and just be overly,
Speaker 1: overly nice to make up for all the cattiness that
Speaker 1: has happened over over theme over times, which is which
Speaker 1: is actually set up by a larger thing that puts
Speaker 1: women in competition with each other. By the way, these
Speaker 1: are all things that we that I think about all
Speaker 1: the time with my kids because I'm like, how am
Speaker 1: I going to and and something I didn't have to
Speaker 1: think about growing up. This is why it's so interesting
Speaker 1: and interesting to be a parent is like, that's not
Speaker 1: a world we grew up in. No one's like you
Speaker 1: have to worry about No, they just didn't because a
Speaker 1: lot of times people didn't do that in the eighties
Speaker 1: when we grew up. But also we were boys, we
Speaker 1: were men, and so like no one really we were
Speaker 1: treated with respect, and you didn't have to stay home,
Speaker 1: you didn't have to be no one tried to protect
Speaker 1: you or make you keep you precious or pure, whatever
Speaker 1: the fucking and then when you went every there's a
Speaker 1: moment in every single fucking woman's life, regardless of how
Speaker 1: greater parents were great, the world around her was where
Speaker 1: she realizes that, oh, this is a little harder, you know,
Speaker 1: and you just have to You can't be bitter about
Speaker 1: it because then that gets thrown against you and then
Speaker 1: you're just your white so man all time. Although you
Speaker 1: want to hear something that's kind of interesting and super
Speaker 1: interesting and cool, I actually think in many ways, and
Speaker 1: I think it's cool because I'm thinking about my kids
Speaker 1: and what they want to do. Because I'm like, just
Speaker 1: don't go into this business. Please don't be comedian, Please
Speaker 1: don't do comedy. Please don't get in this business. But
Speaker 1: you can stop them think they want to do it
Speaker 1: if they're good number one. So so as she's like,
Speaker 1: I want to be like a writer and an actor
Speaker 1: and a you know, director, I was like, okay, writer
Speaker 1: and director, Like let's start talking about in those ways
Speaker 1: because not that I don't want you to do the
Speaker 1: other stuff, do what you want, but let's develop that
Speaker 1: as much as we can, because I actually think you
Speaker 1: might have a much better track towards things because we
Speaker 1: have friends out in l A who are female writers,
Speaker 1: and and I have like five dude friends that are
Speaker 1: amazing writers about our age and their forties, white dudes
Speaker 1: who are incredible writers not working, and they're like, there's
Speaker 1: no way we're getting on a show with each of
Speaker 1: them personally, and I'm like, it's ridiculous that you guys
Speaker 1: are not working right now. You deserve to be working.
Speaker 1: You're really good. The female writers that I know don't
Speaker 1: even it doesn't even come into the conversation. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll be working. I'll definitely be working. So it has
Speaker 1: turned yes, great, all seven of them should be working, well,
Speaker 1: I've heard. I think it's important because I don't think
Speaker 1: I also don't like when people just get opportunities because
Speaker 1: they're women, Like I think, I don't think that's helpful
Speaker 1: to us. And also it's not straight. I think of
Speaker 1: them all in the same I think of them all
Speaker 1: in the same breath. But I'm telling you, the five
Speaker 1: dudes are like, we don't know how we're going to
Speaker 1: get our next and the women just like, I'll just
Speaker 1: get it. They're like, it'll happen. I do think I'll
Speaker 1: be on this and I'm like, wow, that is an
Speaker 1: unbelievable Well, that's how I live my life, Like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be I always went ever since I was a kid.
Speaker 1: I was like, um, I actually was at home last
Speaker 1: week and my mom wanted me to clean out one
Speaker 1: of my old dusk and I discovered this paper that
Speaker 1: I wrote in the seventh grade about a story about
Speaker 1: how I'm transported in time and people are the year
Speaker 1: was seen was so fucking great and people are asking
Speaker 1: for my autograph and like taking pictures of me, but
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm like, I went through this time machine
Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is so weird. I don't understand why.
Speaker 1: And then I realized, oh, I'm famous. This is crazy,
Speaker 1: and then i'd something. But I always thought I was
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna do I always had a goal of mine.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna do it. I don't know how
Speaker 1: I'm a figure. At the time, you thought it was
Speaker 1: your boobs that was going to do it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess so. I mean, yeah, they were just coming in
Speaker 1: and that's that's amazing that you predicted that, But I
Speaker 1: didn't know it. It's weird. Did you guys think you
Speaker 1: were going to be famous. I think when we were little,
Speaker 1: we were already like a lot of people were fascinated
Speaker 1: by us because we're identical twins, and because we were
Speaker 1: it was really easy for us to talk to anybody.
Speaker 1: We would talk to adults. We were they're funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were like funny. We loved comedy. We loved Our
Speaker 1: dad would be like he would go into and he
Speaker 1: didn't have a comedy job. Nobody in our family nothing
Speaker 1: in entertainment. There was no sis plate for us to
Speaker 1: like go do this, but our dad would We'd go
Speaker 1: into a restaurant and we'd be waiting to like go
Speaker 1: sit down, and he would see someone that he knew,
Speaker 1: like over there. You wouldn't see him like another and
Speaker 1: he's like, go over there and just walk up to
Speaker 1: the table to the two of us. I think we're
Speaker 1: like four, and play with us better, just like daddy.
Speaker 1: So you're like, we're like okay, So we walk over
Speaker 1: and it's like a physical bit that he in St.
Speaker 1: Louis and an aw nobody but him. Yeah, but he
Speaker 1: also is funny, and I think we just we just
Speaker 1: loved comedy so much. We didn't think that that that
Speaker 1: was possible. We thought that was too much of an indulgence,
Speaker 1: too much to that we could have a life where
Speaker 1: because we just idolized comedians and we loved like we
Speaker 1: love Seinfeld in the late eighties, you know, world within
Speaker 1: you guys, buy a nice long stretch. But we were
Speaker 1: we were in the high school in the late eighties,
Speaker 1: and so but we went to see Seinfeld in concert,
Speaker 1: I remember, and we were like, man, it's such a shame,
Speaker 1: no one's going to know this guy. And we loved
Speaker 1: and of course loved Ellen. We loved due Ellen stand
Speaker 1: up the Eagles having sex as they fall to the
Speaker 1: I mean she was so physical and she was so funny.
Speaker 1: I mean, we loved everyone we loved. I mean we
Speaker 1: were such so into comedy, and I think we thought
Speaker 1: that is just not even a possibility because we love
Speaker 1: it too much, like we don't deserve who could live
Speaker 1: that life like it? It seems it doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: a real Yeah for me, until I actually started doing
Speaker 1: it didn't seem like an actual, real career that real
Speaker 1: people got to do. It was like five people are
Speaker 1: comedians and like that's it, and they're just like they
Speaker 1: were pre selected, right, and it wasn't going to meet me,
Speaker 1: and I think we but somewhere in it we felt
Speaker 1: like maybe we can try. And we're different. We knew
Speaker 1: we were different. We didn't see a lot of teams
Speaker 1: and a lot of twins and what we were like,
Speaker 1: we're doing we have something that's unique. We just let
Speaker 1: the figure out. We started doing comedy in high school,
Speaker 1: no good started doing it that early, and then it
Speaker 1: became something that we were like obsessed with and and
Speaker 1: doing did in college and and we're like, we gotta
Speaker 1: do this. We only both of us got into law school.
Speaker 1: We were going to go to law schools. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: not doing this. Not feel it right? Well, it doesn't
Speaker 1: feel true, it doesn't feel exciting. It feels like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm just doing this. A lot of people got into
Speaker 1: law school and didn't go to Yeah. Yeah, it's like yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean there's a time when I wanted to be
Speaker 1: a lawyer too. But then you like, but then my
Speaker 1: mom's best friend is actually a lawyer, and she sent
Speaker 1: me like all her files to read through, and I
Speaker 1: was like, holy sh it, is we have to wrap
Speaker 1: because we've been doing an hour, but I wanted to
Speaker 1: end on each of your losing virginity stories if you
Speaker 1: have a good one or another interesting sex story, if
Speaker 1: it's more interesting. Um, I can do losing virginity. I
Speaker 1: would love a sex worker story. If anyone has a
Speaker 1: sex workers story. Yeah, prostitute, escort, I don't have that.
Speaker 1: Captain room, no sham girlt uh, humiliatrix ignore, like I've
Speaker 1: been with more sex workers and you guys, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I don't have I don't have something. Fortunately, I don't
Speaker 1: have a sexual Yeah. Remember was in Israel when we
Speaker 1: it was so magical, it was like a holy experience.
Speaker 1: It was truly truly wonderful. Uh. In Israel. We were
Speaker 1: six seventeen seventeen, so it was like summer between junior
Speaker 1: and senior year. And I had had girlfriends and whatnot,
Speaker 1: and in high school not although not many at our
Speaker 1: high school. We were like in Jewish youth groups in St.
Speaker 1: Louis and would go like you go on conventions and
Speaker 1: for weekends somewhere in Omaha and like hook up, like
Speaker 1: that was fun, and all the other adults are like, yes,
Speaker 1: Jews together, this is a wonderful thing. And so like
Speaker 1: Jewish camps and stuff like that was fun and you
Speaker 1: would definitely like kind of explain, yeah, but you would yeah,
Speaker 1: not those camps. You would not take a train to
Speaker 1: get there. But do you know, like a Jewish summer camp.
Speaker 1: I should have explained, like camps, summer camps, jewelry, pile
Speaker 1: of eyeglasses. Uh so sorry, it's not funny. So I
Speaker 1: was in Israel, and uh I had a girlfriend who
Speaker 1: I thought was super super cute and I really Michelle
Speaker 1: Lackey was from Canada. St. Catharines, Ontario, because we went
Speaker 1: on the Rama Israel Seminar. So there were six camp
Speaker 1: ramas all over the country and one from Canada, one
Speaker 1: from Canada. So like a couple in New England, Ours
Speaker 1: and Wisconsin, we went to the oldest one was cool
Speaker 1: and like northern Wisconsin, one in California, and one in Canada.
Speaker 1: And the Canadian kids, the Canadian girls were just cooler.
Speaker 1: They were just I don't know what. It was, just
Speaker 1: more chill, less less population in Canada made everybody less neurotic.
Speaker 1: They were just I don't know. Canada today feels like
Speaker 1: the United States in the nineteen seventies. But it was
Speaker 1: like just more chill, a lot of rush, a lot
Speaker 1: of rush. US world remember, uh no, but then I
Speaker 1: just remember what one and we talked about a lot.
Speaker 1: I was really excited. I brought like a package of
Speaker 1: condoms on the trip. I think our dad gave us
Speaker 1: was like, just be careful if you do nice, you know,
Speaker 1: because we didn't really talk about it that much. It
Speaker 1: was not an open family. Let's talk about all their sexuality.
Speaker 1: But he's like, here, have you a double ended dildo,
Speaker 1: which I think you imagine six year odl getting condoms
Speaker 1: from her parents. Oh no, no, no, but they should
Speaker 1: totally should be under the guys would be careful. I
Speaker 1: think anything is is fair games. So you know, he
Speaker 1: and and we talked about it, and then we just
Speaker 1: I mean we were in a we had roommates. You
Speaker 1: were my roommate and another guy another friend of us
Speaker 1: to kick them out. Yeah, they were gone. They went
Speaker 1: out for the new Did you say like, hey, if
Speaker 1: there's a ponytail holder on the door, don't coming off?
Speaker 1: Was like, if there's a bedowind belt on the door, right,
Speaker 1: So yeah, so then we so yeah, and we and
Speaker 1: it was it definitely wasn't like you know, staying all night.
Speaker 1: It was like it was probably like ten minutes or
Speaker 1: fifteen totally good, and don't actually say that I did
Speaker 1: that because I knew what I was doing. It was
Speaker 1: like probably fifteen minutes of like figuring it out right,
Speaker 1: Like where's the whole I'm sure she did not come
Speaker 1: I'm sure, yeah, I mean sure of it. It's just
Speaker 1: no way. As a woman you need to learn how
Speaker 1: to come to it's it's a little less like you know,
Speaker 1: you need to know. This is what I learned about
Speaker 1: the whole experience. For men, it is very outward. For
Speaker 1: women is it is inward. That's just the physic it's
Speaker 1: the physicality of it. And then it makes it more
Speaker 1: makes it more complicated. Yeah, but when you first stuck
Speaker 1: your penis in a vagina where you're like, I had
Speaker 1: a condom on, so it wasn't like full on, but
Speaker 1: it was still great. It was that, it was amazing,
Speaker 1: and I remember I was again, I mean, this is gonna.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't even say this because it makes it seem
Speaker 1: how old I remember we were. I remember I was
Speaker 1: listening to yeah, some Steely Dad, Steely Dad, like hello hello, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they had so much steal was so funny. But like
Speaker 1: at the time we're talking eighty eight so uh, and
Speaker 1: it was. It was real. It didn't I think it
Speaker 1: was not her first time, so it was not like
Speaker 1: a painful or bloody experience for her. Maybe it was painful,
Speaker 1: but it was I did not cry. I was just
Speaker 1: super excited. It was actually really it was glowing talking
Speaker 1: about because it was everything I wanted it to be.
Speaker 1: And all of my sexual experiences in starting in eighth grade,
Speaker 1: moving beyond ninth grade up making out or blow draw,
Speaker 1: all that stuff, all that stuff was building up to this.
Speaker 1: And I'm glad because there was a moment in the
Speaker 1: moment in eighth grade where you know, we were lash
Speaker 1: key kids, where like we would you know, like come
Speaker 1: to an come on to an empty house. I feel like,
Speaker 1: where you going with this? Everybody? We walked home from
Speaker 1: school and I had a girlfriend who was a little
Speaker 1: more I think she had had sex by grade. She
Speaker 1: came over the house. I'm like, we were like naked
Speaker 1: on my bed, nobody around, and I was and I'm
Speaker 1: glad that it didn't happen. Then I'm like, that wouldn't
Speaker 1: have been fun. Yeah, no one wants to have sex
Speaker 1: with me. It would not have been fun and it
Speaker 1: would not have been the way I wanted to happen here.
Speaker 1: There's like Israel. It's like and you talked about it,
Speaker 1: and it's totally She's my girlfriend for a month of
Speaker 1: this awesome trip where we were having these great experiences
Speaker 1: and all this other stuff, and I really liked her
Speaker 1: and so it was really great. I mean, I have
Speaker 1: no idea where I'm not going to do Virginia, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do first blow job, which was a way
Speaker 1: crazier experience the same Israel trip. Whoa wow, what a
Speaker 1: trip we we it's you know, it's I stuck a
Speaker 1: note in her wall. Uh terrible going up sweet. So
Speaker 1: I so there was a girl who who I dated
Speaker 1: another girl and then I kind of got into the
Speaker 1: other girl who was super funny and super cool. Her
Speaker 1: name was Amy and she uh the other girl was
Speaker 1: named Amy, who I dated too, but this one was
Speaker 1: was cooler and she was cooler and funnier, and we
Speaker 1: connected late in the thing. On the last night of
Speaker 1: the trip to Israel, the last night, I ran to
Speaker 1: her place. The councilors were like not around. It was
Speaker 1: like a crazy night, and we started hooking up and
Speaker 1: then she initiated, which was awesome because I was your
Speaker 1: pants off already or did she take took him down?
Speaker 1: She did it, and I was like, what's going on here?
Speaker 1: And this is awesome. She took control, which I loved.
Speaker 1: It was very fun, and and she gave me a
Speaker 1: blow job. I had the best It was the best
Speaker 1: experience ever. I loved it so much. I was riding high,
Speaker 1: like almost like feeling like I was off the ground.
Speaker 1: I turned to run back to my cabin. I started running.
Speaker 1: Was dark all of a sudden, and I could see
Speaker 1: trees on my left, and tree on my right, and
Speaker 1: and the her cabin or her door building on the left.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm running between these things. There's nothing between me.
Speaker 1: Slammed into something that I that I couldn't see come back,
Speaker 1: touch my face, gushing after after, I was like, where
Speaker 1: am I? I was like invincible, right, infancible snack. I
Speaker 1: had run into a barbed wire fence and you can
Speaker 1: still you can still see this little thin scar across
Speaker 1: my face or is it on this side. I can't remember.
Speaker 1: So I see a little line on the line on
Speaker 1: the side and I ran. I mean, this blows to
Speaker 1: my eye, could have could have taken my eye out.
Speaker 1: That blow job could have taken my out. Uh, and
Speaker 1: I had to go to the hospital. I had to
Speaker 1: do it, and they they didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1: I mean, I went from being the greatest moment ever
Speaker 1: into this day and it but it didn't ruin the
Speaker 1: experience for me, and I will always remember that and
Speaker 1: it kind of was like a cool in the end.
Speaker 1: It was great because it just reminds you that, like
Speaker 1: every rants in life, cannot always be one thing or another.
Speaker 1: There's that Why you like pain? I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I didn't. I definitely didn't like the pain. I didn't
Speaker 1: like the pain of the I would I could have
Speaker 1: done without running light. But I mean I wonder if
Speaker 1: you now, yeah, do you what's the most violent thing
Speaker 1: anybody has ever done to you in bed? Uh? Choked?
Speaker 1: So have you ever blood sexually? No? No? Have you
Speaker 1: ever blood sexually? That's a great question. I bled sexual
Speaker 1: blood uh No, But that experience that was deep bleeding
Speaker 1: right after this will be a sexual blood letting. That's
Speaker 1: pretty cool. That's amazing. Where can we find you guys online?
Speaker 1: What do you want to promote? Say any promote? Okay podcast,
Speaker 1: let's do our podcast? And I think you guys would
Speaker 1: love it. And when you guys are in l A
Speaker 1: doing both of you guys to come and do it.
Speaker 1: It's called Dumb People Town. It's on Feral Audio you
Speaker 1: can get it or on iTunes and whatnot. It's just
Speaker 1: super fun. We take like three funked up news stories
Speaker 1: that happened in the week and we try to understand, Look,
Speaker 1: this is our attitude. The world is getting dumber around
Speaker 1: us as we speak. What is our weapon against it? Humor?
Speaker 1: Let's try and make fun of these people. For there's
Speaker 1: a way to do it in a way that actually
Speaker 1: is nice and not mean, where you're just trying to
Speaker 1: understand the thoughts any detail. If it launches you into
Speaker 1: a story, we all go with you. If you want
Speaker 1: to improvise your part of it. It's really so we
Speaker 1: have a great guest on and our buddy Daniel van
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Speaker 1: that's Unferrell and I would say that is probably the
Speaker 1: And what's great about it is because we kind of
Speaker 1: we had Karen kill Gereff and start come on the show,
Speaker 1: and it's a big influential early because episodes of Karen
Speaker 1: Forever in Georgia for a long time. So we actually
Speaker 1: have a lot of women who listen to our show.
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Speaker 1: men who listen to our shows. So I do think
Speaker 1: I think your fans would totally dig it. It's just
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Speaker 1: it's they're going to sell it in the next What
Speaker 1: is it called. It's called right now. I don't love him.
Speaker 1: It's it's called right now. It's called poop Talk. But
Speaker 1: I personally think it should be called fecal Matters. I
Speaker 1: like that. I love the word fecal. Yeah, I'm very
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